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What is the most neutral (not good or bad) movie that you have seen?
Prometheus. Bad plot and acting and beautiful graphics make it middle of the road.
If a zombie had unprotected sex a living human being, would the baby produced be a cyclops or you? Why?
Uh, yes? But maybe no?
What do you put on your TV or computer that you may not watch or pay attention to, but like to have on for the background noise or ambience?
Futurama
What's your favourite low-tech solution to a high-tech problem?
End that task
What is your favorite position in which to mold clay?
Like in Ghost
What’s the last thing you did to feel creative?
I like to make collages
Why would someones gf/bf not want their SO to mention their last name to anyone?
That smells like someone is cheating my dude.
What fictional creature would be the best pet?
Dobby. My dude is cute AF in an ugly AF kind of way.
People who have had sex, what's the best sex you've ever had?
I fucked my ex a year after we broke up, shit was rough and fun as hell
What are the medical implications of having someone else shit into your ass?
Ok I don’t kink shame but what the actual fuck
What scent gives you memories of your childhood?
Fire. I have pyromania
What would the ideal Star Wars game be? What features, styles, and aspects should be included?
Basically SW:TOR but instead of MMO gameplay, give us a rich single player experience with Gears of War style gunplay, Ghost of Tsushima/Fallen Order swordplay, and full character customization. Maybe toss in a CO-OP mode
Replace the last word of your favorite movie with the word penis. What do you get?
How to Train Your Penis
What do you NEVER want to see again?
My first love. I wish her all the best, but seeing her always ends up with me catching feels again.
How are you doing?
My tooth hurts so bad that I want to pull it out myself. COVID seems to make going to the dentist in emergency situations possible. So not great! Other than that, I'm about to try and clear out another game from the holiday backlog. How are you?
What’s the most wholesome fact you know?
Elephants brain react to humans the same way that humans brain react to puppies. So elephants find us cute 🥺
When did you realize you were hanging out with the wrong people?
Never man, squad for life.
[Serious] What are you favourite songs to listen to when sad?
"What You Know" and "Undercover Martyn", by Two Door Cinema Club
[Serious] Paleontologists: What scenes/plots in dinosaur movies make you want to weep and what scenes/ stories are surprisingly accurate?
I have absolutely no idea, but I’m very interested in the responses.
What song would you want to be playing as you die?
theme song by ryan caraveo
What's a highly underrated advantage of being single?
Being able to do whatever you want with your free time
What was your cringe phase?
Think of a 12 year old girl, but as a 14 year old boy
What is something perfectly ok to say during online dating but weird to say in person?
Can you send me a pic of yourself?
There is a common implication that Pixar animates it's motherly characters as "Dummy Thicc", butt other than the obvious Mrs Incredible, what other characters are considered to be overtly thicc ?
Lilos mom
What’s the most disturbing fact you know?
Around 5 million people die each year with diseases and sickness associated with Dihydrogen Monoxide. DHMO is a secret killer. People don't often think about how many diseases and viruses can survive for long periods of time with DHMO.
How do you dispose of soup, does it go in the garbage disposal or the trash?
Pour it into your stomach. Don't waste food.
What is your most unbelievable experience with a premonition or psychic moment?
My mom always used to say to let her die if anything serious happened, even right before she got sick. 5 years later after a brain hemorrhage and severe disability, my mom is still alive and I regret making that decision every single day.
What do you wish everybody knew?
Common sense
Your career is the last thing you’ve Googled. What is your job?
Auschwitz, oh no
What is the thing that you want to do but don’t have enough time and or money?
Travel the world
Your given the ability to travel through time once and stuck in that time period. How far back would you travel and what would you do?
Stomp that fish that's gonna turn into humans as it's crawling out of the ocean
Forgetting about pay, what job have you had the most fun working, and why?
I would say my favorite job so far has been working at a fabrication lab on my college campus. Not only do I get to help students with really creative and impressive projects, I have also gained a ton of useful skills. My second favorite has been working as a VR developer at the same university. VR is really awesome and fun to work with plus it's becoming more in demand with each day. The only reason the fabrication job wins out is due to the office politics nonsense that is rampant in the VR department.
Who is your favorite movie villain and why?
Darth Vader
What's a secret that could ruin your life? [SERIOUS]
Secrets I know about politicians
You have been given the gift of spending 2 weeks with a pet who has passed...they'll return to you at the peak of health for the duration of the 2 weeks, and your goodbye will be non-violent, and mystical. Which pet do you bring back, and what will you do during the 2 weeks?
Oreo: he was my bunny. A lot of cuddles, almost 24/7. I would bring him to my zoom classes, give him lots of kisses, give him lots of carrots, basically everything we used to do. I just want it to be as normal as possible
What cover was far better than the original song?
Nirvana - man who sold the world
What song isn't well known but shoud be?
Up the wolves - the mountain goats
What music artist/band do you think deserves more attention, and what song do you recommend of theirs?
u/OliverTree69 "Movement" is my current favorite!
Marvel is running out of actors they haven’t yet used. Of the unconventional actors who are left, who’s the next to play a super hero, sidekick or villain and what are their powers?
Ozzy Osborne. He eats the heads of villains
What is a random fact that you have learned?
Characters are more important than Plot
What's weighing heavily on you right now? What's on your mind?
*I need a job, and I can't expose my household to Covid.*
ppl with autism, what are your struggles?
Sensory overload is the biggest one
What is not improved by adding Fireball Whiskey to it?(serious)
Marriage.
What is the best thing u got high on( weed,sugar, kaffeine,air, anesthesia...)?
LSD
What food is worth burning your mouth on?
Vindaloo or some real good chicken wings.
What does a strong aversion to social interaction/people (w/o anxiety) mean?
Sounds misanthropic
Who is the strangest person you've found yourself attracted to?
customer who said he boiled potato’s in coffee creamer
Without using a calculator, what’s 2 1/2 x 2 1/2?
25/4 (6 1/4)
How often do you clean your earbuds?
who uses buds? i use full cans. Why use buds over full ear cans!? just wondering..
Have you ever asked yourself why? What was the answer?
The answer was a lovely existential crisis.
In your opinion, what separates a gamer from a hardcore gamer?
Hardcore gamers *accept* they don't have lives, gamers *think* they have lives.
What are some ways that a college student can earn a passive income?
i need this information
How do you sort your home post?
Like, mail? I've got a mail slot in the front door and keep a small trash bin next to it. Any junk mail immediately goes into the bin. Stuff like magazines or promotional flyers that I might use go on the kitchen table. Bills that I need to save or pay go on my desk in my home office.
What can you do to diffuse tensions between two adults who are not getting along?
Take your tit out
What movie did you like in theatres but grow to hate?
Phantom Menace
What popular cover song is actually worse than the original, in your opinion?
I feel like most covers are inferior to the originals with a few exceptions.
What's your kryptonite? What makes you unable to function?
Hot guys and not drinking 5 cups of water a day
How do you eat food someone made for you but don't like?
I end the friendship on the spot.
What's the dumbest way you've almost died?
Riding a bike with no brakes. My friend assured me there were only gentle hills. Next thing I knew I was flying down a steep hill with my shoes dragging the concrete. I had to dive off the bike before I went into a deep ravine.
[NSFW] What unavoidably turns you on in public?
A wild Lugia on Pokémon Go
what are the best websites to download movies from?
You can stream a lot of good stuff at soap2day.se. There are ads, but after you click a few times, you can watch pretty much whatever you want. I have yet to figure out how to actually download movies from streaming sites. There can be lag sometimes, but overall, it's a really good site for content.
Who are you proud of?
My best friend in High School wasn't planning on going to College. I (and my family) strongly urged them to reconsider and they're now an Aerospace Engineer. They've gone from imagining they'd work a cash register for the rest of their life to literally shooting for the stars.
In the US, our great grandparents saw slavery abolished, our grandparents saw women obtain the right to vote, and our parents saw African-Americans obtain the right to vote. What historic change do you hope to see in our generation?
I worked for and saw people of the same sex get the right to marry in my country.
Has anyone ever got their writing published? If so, how did you go about it?
I have only once been published. I saw something online that someone was soliciting Lord of the Rings-related pieces for a book of true stories called Lembas For the Soul. I happened to have a fun story to tell and sent it in and was chosen for the book. Trying to submit other writing for publication has always ended in failure. From narrative to poetry to essay, always failure.
whats a savory dish that can IN NO WAY be made better with cheese?
Anything soy sauce based honestly.
What's your favorite small detail about the world?
It only takes a few minutes without oxygen and 99.9% of the animalia kingdom is gone.
What is something that happened to you today, that reminded you of something you forgot all about?
I quit smoking at 0:00 and it reminds me how much time 24h takes to go.
Why ls Corona NoNoNo?
what are u on
What are some things you must do at least once in life?
Die
If u can wax ur body hair why can't you also wax ur beard or head hair?
You can
What are some great YouTube channels with less than a million subscribers?
[DankPods](https://www.youtube.com/dankpods) is at half a million and has barely been on YouTube for a year. He's funny Aussie musician bloke who does videos on iPods, headphones, and other audio gear :)
What kids’ TV show had the potential to get really dark if it wasn’t for the rating?
Avatar. I'm currently reading the Kyoshi spin-off, and it shows just how brutal their world is.
What is your 5th sense?
Bold of you to assume I have any senses to begin with.
What is the worst named thing in all history?
Don’t remember exactly the sorry, but at one point there was a car relaxed called the Nova. It sold horribly in Mexico, since “No va” in Spanish is “It doesn’t go”
What was your most intense orgasm? (Nsfw)
Prostate stimulation. I'm not always in the mood for it, but when it goes right, it goes **right**.
How do you cope with constant disappointment from your S/O?
Leaving them?
What's the best thing you never want to do again? Why?
Happy cake day
What’s something that’s not a cult, but seems like one? Why?
MLMs.
What song did you dislike immensely, then you gradually starting liking it until you loved it?
Call Me Maybe.
If you could have 100% complete mastery over ANY weapon of your choice, what would it be?
The weapon of Science bitch!
what are some life changing insights someone you love gave you?
People act out of whim. They are random. Anyone can do anything to you. Good of bad.
What is your Tinder ice breaker?
Sex?
Closeted gays, when and how do you plan on telling your family?
Probably in 3 weeks and I will bake a cake and frosted it to say I’m gay and trans
To people who have acted in parties in movies, what was it like?
It’s terrible. For thirty seconds of what appears on screen you have to shoot hours of shit where you act excited, doing the same thing over and over. You are extras do they don’t care how long it takes. It starts to feel like a bad dream.
When will you be seen for the wonder you are?
Not sure, but you'd better be prepared
What is your favorite type of game to play?
Pretending everything is ok
[NSFW] Time gets reversed, what is the worst experience you are going to go through again?
They have to put my baby back IN.
What's your secret celebrity crush?
Emilia Clarke she's like 15 years older than me but I still like her
When you meet someone with the same first name as you, are you more likely to like them or dislike them?
I'd like to see someone with my first name.
Say we learnt our household items had feelings and object to the names we call them. What are some more politically correct terms we could use for them?
Our drinking glasses would like to stop sharing a name with dick-protectors (cup). They also get annoyed about being compared to eyewear (glasses), but less so.
Which would you choose: the combined powers/abilities of the Avengers or the Justice League & why?
I saw this quote a couple of years ago that said "The Avengers are humans trying to be as gods while the Justice league are gods trying to be humans" So JL in a heartbeat
If the circumference of the cans are the same size, how much longer does it take for the higher volume can of sweetened condensed milk to drain as opposed to the smaller size can?
That depend in the relative height of the cans opposed to each other.
Without saying it, how old are you?
Nobody likes you when you're \_\_ What's my age again?
What’s the weirdest weird flex but ok moment you’ve experienced?
When people brag about how little sleep they get
You walk in on your mom having a threesome with Santa clause and one of his elves, what do you do? Why?
Show her how a real man pleasures santa
What was your most proudest fap and why?
IDK, this one time the afterglow was so intense, and I was floaty as fuck, but I finally got up, and there was a slight breeze, but it hit my cock and holy fuck, the overstimulation drove up to 20 and it was so much sensation that my legs buckled and I fell to my knees.
What Advice do you regret not having followed, why?
Don’t get started on drugs or smoking, shoulda fuckin listened
You have last 5 minutes remaining of your life , what would you truth you would like to know about somebody/something before you die?
“Did I make you proud?”
What did you build from Lego that has actual, practical use?
A T-Rex. It eats small legos so I don’t step on them.
If you were given one real life enderpearl how would you use it?
A what