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Which character dying scene in a movie really hit you hard?
Watch 'Bridge to Terabithia'
Whats wrong with your parents?
Extremely controlling and short-tempered.
If an alien invasion happened, do you think world leaders would cooperate together. Why or why not?
Half the people in America would say there is no alien invasion...or at least the Aliens aren’t socialists
What is the weirdest thing you have gotten an erection to?
I got a halfie one time after a bite of chocolate lava cake.
[NSFW] who was your first celebrity wank?
Probably carmen electra or pamela anderson
Dick sucking entrepreneurs, what are some good methods to use?
Grapefruit technique
What’s your favourite Mailing service and why?
Why is this NSFW
What is the most stupid gamble you've made that actually worked?
Well I had a yearlong facebook poking war in 2017 with my mom. Just graduated college in May of that year. Accidentally poked some girl my best friend used to date in high school when I meant to poke my mom. She said Yes to marrying me in October 2020 :) More of an accident than a gamble, but I say it counts!
What is your midnight snack?
String cheese
If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Ass
What could be the worst/least amount of fun but most beneficial superpower be ?
Being so strong that you instantly kill anything with a single punch
What is a good way to make some extra money as a teen?
Sell drugs or your body
19/M, struggling with university/keeping on top of things. What do you guys do to stay happy and motivated?
google 'shovels' and then remember; the world always needs ditch diggers.
How can you improve your relationship skills while single?
Focus on accepting your insecurities, and improving anything objectively negative (quick temper, selfishness, etc.). If you can do these, not only do you make yourself a better partner, but you'll be able to accept and love someone with insecurities as well.
People born without a body, why?
Are you non-body-shaming me?
Your life is now the last tv show you watched. What is your life like?
I sell propane and propane accessories
Reditors who have big red button at there work place what would it do if you pressed it?
We had a big red button. It had a large sign saying "DO NOT PUSH". A contractor, on his very first day, decided he just had to know and pushed that big red button. It shut down the power to the entire data center. He was walked out by security and told to never come back.
Of all the plants in the world, which is the one that gives you more seeds per harvest?
ive read bull semen has the highest seed count.
What would you not expect to encounter while strolling in the wild?
The Spanish Inquisition. My name is not Nobody
What did you think you knew for certain but turned out to be dead wrong?
That people actually cared about me
A time machine appears with instructions that say it will take you back to relive one moment in your life, what do you choose and why?
I go back to when I posted this comment so I can post it again. Oh the good times.
How do states get around laws that require them to have balanced budgets?
Who's going to enforce it?
If you have already received a COVID-19 vaccine, what was your experience like? Do you plan to go back to 'new normal' now that you are immune to the virus?
The vaccine does not make people immune to the virus. Vaccinated people can still get the virus and infect other people. The vaccine is supposed to make sure you don’t get really sick.
You’ve got the power. What do you do with it?
I would not shoot the Sheriff.
People who have met Stephan Hawking in real life, how is he as a person?
Was*
How would you describe your perfect human?
Smart, honest, and have communication.
How much or little money would it take for you to quit your job tomorrow?
Can I get a new job? Like $10 because I can take a travel position and have a new job tomorrow. Permanently? $1-2 million so I can buy a tiny little cabin somewhere and become a hermit.
People who have a bf/gf, what’s the SECOND thing you look for in them?
Huge ass
[Serious] Why do you want to continue to exist?
Because fuck you. That's why.
Who’s that pornstar who was in a lesbian 3 sum video where she was rubbing a girl from behind as she “teaches” the other to eat that girl. She has curlyish brown hair?
This is both very specific and incredibly vague
What is the best thing you've done or bought while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Free styled to the beat of famous dex’s beat “Japan” with my buddies while high
Life is a video game, what achievements have you unlocked?
Vampire!: Go a whole 48 hours without seeing sunlight. Caveman!: Go for more than a month without accessing or using electronics. Knowledgeable Tongue!: Learn more than 3 languages.
How do we get back to The Berenstein timeline?
Did you learn nothing from seeing uncle Rico buzz his nads on Napoleon?
What super creepy activity is more common than you'd think?
I just assume other people enjoy people-watching as much as I do.
What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life?
Yeah. Every day, find a reason to pay a genuine compliment to your spouse.
People who turn their cars off a stop lights, why?
Cars do that automatically now.
What is something that grosses you out but most people don’t have a problem with it?
Non-frozen yogurt. Can't handle the texture. Ugh!
What happened to all of us that made us like Twilight when it came out?
All of us? I read the first book because I loved romance novels and vampires, plus it was the first time that I found a romance novel with a protagonist my age rather than an adult woman. I found it so-so at best, and although I started reading the second one I ended up dropping it and never bothered with the rest, which is saying a lot considering I almost never leave books unfinished.
Blind people often associates colours with something from one of the other senses (except seeing, of course) how would u associate the colours? As in feeling, scent, memory, sound?
Feeling - Yellow Smell - Green Sight - Blue Hearing - Purple Taste - Red
Who is promoted, and why does he make such bad memes?
It's "Hello fellow kids" in real life form
What’s the best hair dye brand that doesn’t stain your skin, pillows, towels, etc?
Folger's instant crystals.
Why would twins have the same hair cut? Don’t they want to be told apart?
Depends. Some twins prefer to look identical, some don't.
What's the randomest your non-US president has ever been?
All I have to say is Boris Johnson, that's really all you need to know, off Americans just think dollar tree Donald trump
Former grade schoolers who forgot to get their cootie shot and ended up contracting cooties, when did you realize you had it and how long did it take to recover from?
It's pretty bad, man. Accidentally got bumped into by a girl butnever took the shot. I had read a note from Tyler that said he saw a book in the library that told him cootie shots had embryo fetuses in them. None of us knew what that was, but it sounded bad so I skipped it. As I got older I realized I couldn't stop thinking about girls, and now I'm even married to one... Don't follow in my footsteps guys, take the damn shot
If you had the power, which three foods would you banish forever?
marzipan, lemon ginger soup, raw cheese
If you had the naming rights to a street in a new development, and you had to pick the most annoying but non-vulgar name and still attract people to the area. What would it be?
Rymin and stealin ave
What weird obscure fact do you know?
Contrary to popular belief, the caffeine level in coffee says the same whether it is a dark, medium, or light roast.
What's your favorite stoner munchie meal or snack?
Mine are White Castle Burgers.
Men who thought they were straight but ended up liking a guy, how are you?
At the moment? All bi myself.
What’s the worst case of food poisoning you’ve ever had or witnessed?
jonestown
Ladies who were on the fence about having kids and then had them later in life, what’s your story? What advice would you give to others?
Had a baby at 34. Always hated kids. Now trying for a 2nd at 36. Have had 3 MCs and now going down IVF path. I never realized how my baby girl completed me until she came into my life. I wish I would have had kids younger but am now in a much better financial position for them.
What futuristic news do you know about that makes you optimistic for the survival of the human race?
I am afraid to say (NOTHING)
What made the Avatar box office so high (it seemed like a regular sci-fi movie)?
There were a lot of breakthroughs in Space Pocohantas that had not been done before.
What’s the greatest book you’ve ever read?
*All the Light We Cannot See* by Anthony Doerr
Which countries are surprisingly less safe than most think and which ones are MORE safe than most think?
Slovakia - I felt extremely safe there, late at night on the outskirts of Bratislava Italy - I felt was very very very unsafe on the outskirts of Rome. I got approach by two different groups of aggressive guys asking for money. Luckily the person I was traveling with spoke some Italian and was able to talk them down.
What are the incentives behind watching live streams of events or entertainment as opposed to watching a recording after the stream is over?
You feel like you are part of something.
How are people born?
Excuse me what
Why some doors keys continue to smell even after being washed?
Hahah wtf is this post
God has turned you into a vampire and you have to hide that fact from society, yet you are invited to a wedding where there will be many cameras and lots of food that is toxic to you. How will you survive this wedding while keeping your secret?
Claim covid. Can't go
What would you think of a shooter game where in each match you have one life and costs you $5 to play?
Are you talking about EA or what
How do hentai tentacles cum?
Asking the real questions
What song do you want playing during your training montage?
Make A Man out of You - Mulan
When did you realize you might be starting to old and not understand youth culture anymore?
I don't understand Gen Z slang anymore. And I'm Gen Z.
What have you brought to show and tell?
My moms pink lightsaber
What would you like right now?
All my debt paid off
What’s the one thing you want to have accomplished when you leave this world?
That my efforts to rise above gives someone else a road map to go by.
Should we bring back capes? Why or why not?
Edna voice : NO CAPES
What WOULD you do for a Klondike bar?
I’m willing to buy 6, though I only want one.
How do you / did you stop being a people pleasure?
Maybe they should be the ones who should care about pleasing you.
What's a neat computer trick more people ought to know?
Windows key+ any number between 1 and 9 opens the item that's linked to the respective number on the task bar, as a note if there's already an instance open it switches to it otherwise opens new Windows key+e opens an explorer window This one's more of a PSA, if you use Microsoft store to download apps and games and you use not the c drive make sure you uninstall the games before re installing windows
What’s a word or phrase that sounds sexual but actually isn’t?
Moist
What was the biggest news story to come out of your town?
Youngest serial killer in Canadian history
When did you realize you were starting to get old and not understand youth culture anymore?
Around the corner of "yolo" and tidepods
You have a button that makes one person fart. Loud. You pick the time, you pick the place, and you pick the person. Who?
For me, I'd pick a politician during an interview.
You will be given 1,000,000 dollars if you can ruin a photo shoot in under 1 minute. What do you do?
Show up nude
What's something that other people might find weird about yourself but oddly your parents are proud of?
How much alcohol i can drink without dying lol
What do you have an irrational hatred towards?
Sand. It's coarse, it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere.
What's with those shirts with pearls on them?
They're shirts with pearls on them.
What should someone know when starting an online presence for their brand/blog?
The best advice someone told me was, just because you’re not getting a lot of reach or a lot of traction doesn’t mean your brand or product isn’t good. A lot of it relies on luck on whether or not your platform decided to promote your content or not. Don’t get discouraged and trust that one day will be your lucky break
What does waxing feel like?
Warm then soothing then pain then aaaaaah smooooth
Where to buy good quality durable authentic Japanese katanas and swords?
Japan
Where’s the craziest place you’ve done the naughty?
Well i don't like to brag but i once ate a baguette sandwich in the store-room, i almost got caught but i managed to thrust it up my sleeve and look like i was doing a stock-check. As soon as they were gone, i got back to the naughty business of finishing it off, and it wasn't even lunch-time.
Why are you gae?
It's not that I don't like women. I love women exclusively. But I also want to *be* a woman sometimes. When I discovered through therapy that I had been surpressing my gender fluid nature, things started adding up quickly. I'm happier now embracing every part of me
What's a good, simple self-care tip for someone who is very busy, overwhelmed, or depressed?
Being outside does wonders for my mood. Just 10-15 minutes, walking, sitting on my porch, anything.
What is a color that most people don’t seem to love but is one of your favorites?
Orange
Which fast food restaurant is your favorite?
5 Guys
What does your SO do that makes you love them even more ?
A while back she revealed to me that she fluffs my pillows every night before I get in bed so they’re just right. I cried. She does so many little things like that.
have you ever missed somebody that doesn’t exist or exists but doesn’t know you? what’s your story?
Yeah. My wife had a miscarriage many years ago. I often wonder how that child would have turned out. We've had other kids, before and after the miscarriage, but I still wonder how that child would have smiled at me for the first time, said dada and mama for the first time, gave me a big hug when I came home from work, helped me out in the garden, asked for help with 1st grade homework, what sports the child would have played, what college it would have gone to, etc. Damn, I miss that kid that never was.
Whats the most humane way to get rid of a houseplant you no longer want?
Give it away
Ex-convicts, what was the most shocking technology or change you encountered when you returned to society?
The size of the cocks in Cyberpunk 2077
Who's your favorite asmrtist and why?
Gibi. She's of the most popular but her videos are so good and it is well deserved. For smaller creators (below 100k) it would be either ASMR Shanny, or Atlas ASMR. Atlas has some of the greatest, most creative videos I've ever seen
What's the BEST Radiohead album to you?
Shrek: The Soundtrack
How did you meet your significant other?
I'll tell you the story when I do.
What is the weirdest YouTube video title you could think of?
Today I would fit everything up my ass
What is something that is starting to get normalized that you think shouldn’t be?
Dismissing experts and science in favor of blatant misinformation, opinion pieces and conspiracy theories.
What is the smallest crime that would land you in hell?
Tripping up a child
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen while hiking or camping?
Clean cut animal head no eyes no blood at all super clean cut just on a stump
How wide can the age gap be for teenagers?
remember kids you can only have sex with those your age until you have reached the age of consent. this is called the Romeo and Juliet law and is a real thing
How do you pull yourself out of your depression?
Crying myself to sleep until im sick of it. Drag myself of the mud and start getting shit done one step at a time..
If you were being stalked by a serial killer in a Target, what product would you use to try and kill him?
twisted tea