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What's the biggest "nope" moment you've ever experienced?	Anal
How can you increase focus ?	Idk ask Obi Wan
Is there anyone here who identifies as something other than bisexual pansexual or straight and if so what do you identify as and how do you think it makes your life different?	I don't identify as anything. I'm a lesbian and I'm not into dudes. What does that have to do with anything? I did my various coming outs and stuff but the fact that I'm queer doesn't come up in my daily life - What makes me different? Is me as an individual, not my orientation.
How did you acquire your most embarrassing black eye?	You should see the other guy haha
If you could make everyone’s phone wallpaper and computer wallpaper change to one image all over the world with the goal of offending everyone at once, what image would you use?	[https://www.thehunt.com/the-hunt/duowMX-any-other-ways-the-flip-someone-off-](https://www.thehunt.com/the-hunt/duowMX-any-other-ways-the-flip-someone-off-) This.
Which celebrity should have a talk show?	Keanu Reeves
You will be given 1,000,000 dollars if you can ruin an orgy in under 30 minutes. What do you do?	Show up.
What is something random that lifts you out of a depressive state, even for a short time?	a good wank
what does this moment mean to you?	I dont know
You have a band. What is it's name, what kind of music are you playing, and what is your album called?	Buster Hymen and The Penetrators. We mostly play kid's birthday parties
Very Controversial (Seriouse) Why is it that the men and Women that server our country and protect our freedom get 1 day but gays get a month?	This has been posted before trying to generate hatred towards gay people but I’ll break it down for you yet again. - nobody hands out 1 day or 1 month celebrations. They create them themselves. You want a month long celebration for something then get off your ass and do it like gay people have. - the military do have a month long celebration - military members ARE gay too. It’s not just straight people who are in the military. - gay people don’t have a public holiday - gay people protested and created pride after being imprisoned, murdered, fired, evicted and in response to society dictating they should be ashamed. Now stop stirring bullshit.
What was your biggest fuck up at work?	I was still pretty new at the time, but I forgot to close a valve and ended up dropping gallons of jet fuel right in the area where people smoke
What would you advise someone who wants to grow an audience on Instagram?	You're too late, get a job in retail
Why are you always horny?	If they go to the trouble to make all that pornography I feel obligated to watch it
What are some red flags you keep a sharp eye out for when meeting someone new and why?	Being rude to wait staff
What is something you could talk for hours with someone?	Music. I love the feeling when someone has a similar music taste and we can just sit and exchange songs. It’s peaceful, honestly
What’s one thing you have now that you don’t know how you ever lived without?	Jesus.
What if cars never existed?	Lightning McQueen would have never won the Piston Cup
What will happen if female never existed on earth?	no life
Looking for sexy songs to make a playlist. What are some songs that get you in the mood?	Cotton Eye Joe
You come back home after a long and exhausting day from work and find your significant other being banged by smeagol. Whats your reaction?	My Precious?!!
How do you have a healthy relationship with someone and not hurt them if you’re someone who really needs a lot of personal space/ alone time and independence?	Always talking about it openly did the trick for me. And if they're the right one they'll understand and in my opinion every relationship needs enough time for each partner to have enough space/alone time. So if you're being open about needing your space and keep it respectful it should work. (If they can't respect you and your needs they're the wrong person)
If tipping culture was commonplace in your country as it is in America, what kind of things would be expected from service workers to earn better tips?	Shop assistants would actually show you where things were instead of gesturing vaguely and saying "Dunno mate, probably somewhere near the shoelaces."
What songs do you expect to be blasting out of windows when the world finally collapses?	[why this obviously ](https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I)
How fast can you react?	About this fast
So I’m talking to a girl right now and I told my friend about it and he said “I shouldn’t tell you the depth of the hole in in when the sun shines down” I know it’s a reference and a quote I just don’t know what it means. Can someone explain?	Sounds like he has something negative to say (the depth of the hole I'm in) but doesn't want to say it while you're happy (while the sun shines down), and bring you down.
What are some comforting thoughts that make you want to keep living for the next 5 years?	Amazon is spending a billion dollars on a Lord of the Rings prequel series
what human behavior do you never understand but you just cant ask to the person?	Racism. I can’t ask a racist why they’re racist bc they’re either deny it, or just say more racist shit, and won’t really ever explain WHY they believe the racist shit
If Twitter was around in the 90s, what would some of the screenshots say?	"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman."
People that don’t exist, why?	Are you calling into question my choices?
If you have the opportunity to have an ideal childhood, that you never ever had, how would the story go?	I wish I could have done sports. My family is so family oriented that doing an activity on the weekends or over the summer just wasn’t supported. I wish I could have done soccer and musicals or dancing/choir.
What's your favorite twenty one pilots song and why?	Lane Boy. That beat I guess.
What do you think will happen this year?	People will definitely take poops, that I know for sure.
You can change any word you want into a swear word. Which word do you change and why?	The Because it's everywhere
What's the quickest exercise/dieting routine for a 6'0 300 Lb. Guy to lose weight and how long would it take?	My dad used intermittent fasting and the Keto diet and lost a good 20 pounds in about a month, maybe? Basically, don't eat until dinner and then make it Keto friendly.
People who want to know how / why we're horny, turned on, erect, etc we are right now; Why?	What the fuck is this question aaaaaaaaaa
How old is too old to be an internet troll?	69
What hookup or romantic encounter do you still think about even though it was embarrassingly long ago?	The first time I saw my wife
What is the most badass way to walk into prison?	Helicoptering your dick
What is something you’ve done that you’re really proud of?	Don't like to name-drop, but some of the biggest names in she business have told me that I was part of a GREAT audience.
Where are you lost at?	My mind typically. Sometimes Walmart.
How can you best support someone who has lost someone close to them?	Give them space. Do their laundry.
What is a food that everyone seems to hate but you actually love?	Tuna fish
How and why do you have slaves and children in your basement or attic?	What else am I supposed to eat?
What is something you’ve never told anyone before?	I spend a lot of my alone time both thinking and trying not to think about suicide. I find myself in positions too where it would be helpful to explain this to someone so they don't make other assumptions about my behavior but nobody is expecting that answer so I just tell them not to worry about it.
What is the smallest amount of power or fame you’ve seen go to someone’s head?	Hall monitor
What song do you love that has less than a million listens on Spotify?	RyTE by Chaz Mazzota, literally has 3k views on his music. Give some guy a love will ya
What are some ways to support healthcare workers during the pandemic?	Wear a mask and get your vaccine.
What part of a movie is so scientific inaccurate it ruin the whole movie?	The Martian. Air pressure is so low on Mars that it couldn’t possibly blow over a multi-ton rocket. Makes the entire premise of the movie impossible
What’s the unfunniest thing you’ve uncontrollably laughed at?	Hey patrick, know whats funnier than 24? 25. I saw this in spanish so i dont know the dialogue. But you get it
Which song do you have on repeat right now?	Got the Life - Korn
What are some good hobbies to start for a 60year old who lost his job?	Woodworking
Have you ever found a friend's secret social media page? What crazy shit did you learn about them?	an acquaintance of mine (literally only talked to him like 2 times) literally had his bare ass as his profile picture on Facebook and had the audacity to request me...
What joke needs to be retired for good?	The Nobody: Format in YouTube comments
What are some unconventional ways to make money?	Donating plasma
What is your goto bed time snack ?	peanut butter with honey drizzled on top on a spoon.
What was the worst job you ever had?	Selling doors door to door. Everywhere I went they already had one.
You have 1 hour to do anything you want without anyone knowing. What do you do?	Let's see how many people I can stab before the hour is up.
[Serious] How far are you willing to go to understand your transgender friend?	It isn’t hard to call them whatever pronouns they want. If they want me to understand anything else I’ll do my best to. It doesn’t need to be weird.
What’s something your parents told you that became an unbreakable law in your mind and when did you realize it was just their opinion?	Turning the light on in the back of the car while they were driving
How has this last year changed you?	1. I learned that my family is fucked up. 2. I’ve become more aware of issues and problems that I didn’t even know existed. 3. I really got into politics.
What is a sentence that has completely different meanings when you emphasize different words?	“Oh wow you cut your hair!”
If you can be any brand of soap, what would you be?	Green
How will you use this next year to change?	I am going to focus on myself more. I've realized before I can love others fully I have to truly love myself first
If your greatest fear is how you died in a past life how did your past self die?	speaking publicly
What makes you nostalgic?	putting the car into reverse. that always takes me back
If you were given the opportunity to change one persons name to whatever you want, who’s name would you change and what would you change it to?	Samuel Jackson to princess consuela banana hammock
Each country has to fight a boss this year. What boss does your country have?	I see a lot of Trump and/or Biden comments incoming. But I'll give the proper answer. Florida Man.
What to do during a manic episode?	See a doctor immediately. The sooner the meds have a chance to start working the better.
What do you think happened to all the waiting room magazines this year?	They became toilet paper during the shortage
How do you feel about cows?	They're fucking delicious.
Whats the closest encounter you've had with death?	In the military, years ago, our outpost was attacked. I jumped out of bed, put my body armor on and ran out of my room. Stopped after a few steps when I realized i'd forgotten my helmet and a hail of tracer rounds went by right in front of my face. Had I kept running, i'd have been hit for sure. I got my helmet and joined the fight. Frankly, the intensity of the moment only hit me years later.
Women who post NSFW selfies, why?	Shut up! Don't make them question it!
Couples who met during covid, what's your story?	An online game during school.
What was the most stupidest reason you got broken up over?	I cheated in her dream
What is your favourite body part to scratch?	Grundle
what are your thoughts and feelings about big chungas?	Fucking shit tier meme
What is a good example of “It’s more about the journey than the destination” ?	Riding motorcycles. I often just get lost on purpose with no destination whatsoever. Really helps clear the mind.
What was the most badass thing your relative/friend ever did?	My sister made a boy cry just for a week because he badmouthed her bloodline.
Most introverts understand that extroverts are out going, talkative, sociable...why does it seems like many extroverts don't understand that introverts enjoy silence and prefer to be left alone?	Because a lot of extroverts don't stop talking long enough to recognize the introverts are suffocating in the group. I am an introvert to the max and I am married to an extrovert at the extreme other end, we have been together for over thirty years.
How do you feel about deep voices?	choke me like you hate me but you love me
What did you think of the return of the XFL last spring, and do you think this new XFL will last longer than the original from back in 2001?	I think all American football is on a long, but permanent path to obscurity. Remember a little over 100 years ago it was all about boxing and the 100 yard dash.
What's the biggest scam you ever fell into ?	Mall salesman started scrubbing my shoes and next thing i knew i was -30$.....
When are we gonna start taking bets on which country goes tits up first and all of society falls apart?	I don't know but if we are gambling I'm in
What is a knife, just when does a slab of metal, wood, or some other matter become a knife?	When it is made by humans into a tool for the purpose of cutting or slicing things. Although then I suppose this definition would get weird because scissors would be a knife.
How is it so easy for some people to lie?	They convince themselves its true
What is something in your life you've had to take a closer look at to make sense of?	Myself but I still haven’t figured it out yet.
What is your biggest regret in life?	Getting married and having kids.
What's your best "Im in danger" moment?	When I called a girl a bitch
People who were in a cult, what was it like? Why did you join? What kind of cult was it? And how/why did you leave?	I was part of a cult called The Dark Order. They promised that if I joined them, I wouldn't be a loser anymore and that I could finally be made a winner. I was sick of just being some jobber, and so I went to JoinDarkOrder.com and signed up. But once I realized what was really going on, I left.
What song can you listen to and never ever get bored of listening to?	Colt 45 by Afroman
Rick And Morty fans, what do you think would happen if you told a Mr. Meeseeks to not die?	He’d collapse into a black hole that will ultimately destroy the galaxy
What's an interesting love story few are familiar with?	Mine. Even I'm not familiar with it.
What song do you want played at your funeral?	Never gonna give you up
if you could learn any shout from the elder scrolls v what would it be? and why would you choose it?	"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't." Imagine being able to use a power like that
If humans were immortal, how would our view on crimes change? Would we forgive serious crimes such as homicide or kidnapping after thousands or millions of years after they have been committed?	No, really, it makes it worse: everyone knows better after a few thousand years and they cannot understand younger folks making mistakes
You are sitting in the passenger seat of a car. You will be given 1,000,000 if you can crash the car and survive. What do you do?	Wait til you’re crossing a bridge and lightly, yet firmly, grab the wheel to bounce off the concrete wall. It doesn’t specify how hard you need to crash
What's with the general hubbub over bacon?	I didn’t know he got promoted that far, when I met him he was only Major Hubbub
When did you realize your easy job was actually hard and you were actually damn good at it?	When I had to train a guy to assume my positon.
What’s a super cool thing that your ancestors or older family members did?	About 2 years before he died, my grandpa was diagnosed with lung cancer. I'm not sure the specifics but in my state, if someone dies in debt, it doesn't get passed on to a family member, so he opened another account and used that account for his treatments and other things Im assuming. Not badass but super smart and clever.

What's the biggest "nope" moment you've ever experienced?

Anal

How can you increase focus ?

Idk ask Obi Wan

Is there anyone here who identifies as something other than bisexual pansexual or straight and if so what do you identify as and how do you think it makes your life different?

I don't identify as anything. I'm a lesbian and I'm not into dudes. What does that have to do with anything? I did my various coming outs and stuff but the fact that I'm queer doesn't come up in my daily life - What makes me different? Is me as an individual, not my orientation.

How did you acquire your most embarrassing black eye?

You should see the other guy haha

If you could make everyone’s phone wallpaper and computer wallpaper change to one image all over the world with the goal of offending everyone at once, what image would you use?

[https://www.thehunt.com/the-hunt/duowMX-any-other-ways-the-flip-someone-off-](https://www.thehunt.com/the-hunt/duowMX-any-other-ways-the-flip-someone-off-) This.

Which celebrity should have a talk show?

Keanu Reeves

You will be given 1,000,000 dollars if you can ruin an orgy in under 30 minutes. What do you do?

Show up.

What is something random that lifts you out of a depressive state, even for a short time?

*a good wank*

what does this moment mean to you?

I dont know

You have a band. What is it's name, what kind of music are you playing, and what is your album called?

Buster Hymen and The Penetrators. We mostly play kid's birthday parties

Very Controversial (Seriouse) Why is it that the men and Women that server our country and protect our freedom get 1 day but gays get a month?

This has been posted before trying to generate hatred towards gay people but I’ll break it down for you yet again. - nobody hands out 1 day or 1 month celebrations. They create them themselves. You want a month long celebration for something then get off your ass and do it like gay people have. - the military do have a month long celebration - military members ARE gay too. It’s not just straight people who are in the military. - gay people don’t have a public holiday - gay people protested and created pride after being imprisoned, murdered, fired, evicted and in response to society dictating they should be ashamed. Now stop stirring bullshit.

What was your biggest fuck up at work?

I was still pretty new at the time, but I forgot to close a valve and ended up dropping gallons of jet fuel right in the area where people smoke

What would you advise someone who wants to grow an audience on Instagram?

You're too late, get a job in retail

Why are you always horny?

If they go to the trouble to make all that pornography I feel obligated to watch it

What are some red flags you keep a sharp eye out for when meeting someone new and why?

Being rude to wait staff

What is something you could talk for hours with someone?

Music. I love the feeling when someone has a similar music taste and we can just sit and exchange songs. It’s peaceful, honestly

What’s one thing you have now that you don’t know how you ever lived without?

Jesus.

What if cars never existed?

Lightning McQueen would have never won the Piston Cup

What will happen if female never existed on earth?

no life

Looking for sexy songs to make a playlist. What are some songs that get you in the mood?

Cotton Eye Joe

You come back home after a long and exhausting day from work and find your significant other being banged by smeagol. Whats your reaction?

My Precious?!!

How do you have a healthy relationship with someone and not hurt them if you’re someone who really needs a lot of personal space/ alone time and independence?

Always talking about it openly did the trick for me. And if they're the right one they'll understand and in my opinion every relationship needs enough time for each partner to have enough space/alone time. So if you're being open about needing your space and keep it respectful it should work. (If they can't respect you and your needs they're the wrong person)

If tipping culture was commonplace in your country as it is in America, what kind of things would be expected from service workers to earn better tips?

Shop assistants would actually show you where things were instead of gesturing vaguely and saying "Dunno mate, probably somewhere near the shoelaces."

What songs do you expect to be blasting out of windows when the world finally collapses?

[why this obviously ](https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I)

How fast can you react?

About this fast

So I’m talking to a girl right now and I told my friend about it and he said “I shouldn’t tell you the depth of the hole in in when the sun shines down” I know it’s a reference and a quote I just don’t know what it means. Can someone explain?

Sounds like he has something negative to say (the depth of the hole I'm in) but doesn't want to say it while you're happy (while the sun shines down), and bring you down.

What are some comforting thoughts that make you want to keep living for the next 5 years?

Amazon is spending a billion dollars on a Lord of the Rings prequel series

what human behavior do you never understand but you just cant ask to the person?

Racism. I can’t ask a racist why they’re racist bc they’re either deny it, or just say more racist shit, and won’t really ever explain WHY they believe the racist shit

If Twitter was around in the 90s, what would some of the screenshots say?

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman."

People that don’t exist, why?

Are you calling into question my choices?

If you have the opportunity to have an ideal childhood, that you never ever had, how would the story go?

I wish I could have done sports. My family is so family oriented that doing an activity on the weekends or over the summer just wasn’t supported. I wish I could have done soccer and musicals or dancing/choir.

What's your favorite twenty one pilots song and why?

Lane Boy. That beat I guess.

What do you think will happen this year?

People will definitely take poops, that I know for sure.

You can change any word you want into a swear word. Which word do you change and why?

The Because it's everywhere

What's the quickest exercise/dieting routine for a 6'0 300 Lb. Guy to lose weight and how long would it take?

My dad used intermittent fasting and the Keto diet and lost a good 20 pounds in about a month, maybe? Basically, don't eat until dinner and then make it Keto friendly.

People who want to know how / why we're horny, turned on, erect, etc we are right now; Why?

What the fuck is this question aaaaaaaaaa

How old is too old to be an internet troll?

69

What hookup or romantic encounter do you still think about even though it was embarrassingly long ago?

The first time I saw my wife

What is the most badass way to walk into prison?

Helicoptering your dick

What is something you’ve done that you’re really proud of?

Don't like to name-drop, but some of the biggest names in she business have told me that I was part of a GREAT audience.

Where are you lost at?

My mind typically. Sometimes Walmart.

How can you best support someone who has lost someone close to them?

Give them space. Do their laundry.

What is a food that everyone seems to hate but you actually love?

Tuna fish

How and why do you have slaves and children in your basement or attic?

What else am I supposed to eat?

What is something you’ve never told anyone before?

I spend a lot of my alone time both thinking and trying not to think about suicide. I find myself in positions too where it would be helpful to explain this to someone so they don't make other assumptions about my behavior but nobody is expecting that answer so I just tell them not to worry about it.

What is the smallest amount of power or fame you’ve seen go to someone’s head?

Hall monitor

What song do you love that has less than a million listens on Spotify?

RyTE by Chaz Mazzota, literally has 3k views on his music. Give some guy a love will ya

What are some ways to support healthcare workers during the pandemic?

Wear a mask and get your vaccine.

What part of a movie is so scientific inaccurate it ruin the whole movie?

The Martian. Air pressure is so low on Mars that it couldn’t possibly blow over a multi-ton rocket. Makes the entire premise of the movie impossible

What’s the unfunniest thing you’ve uncontrollably laughed at?

Hey patrick, know whats funnier than 24? 25. I saw this in spanish so i dont know the dialogue. But you get it

Which song do you have on repeat right now?

Got the Life - Korn

What are some good hobbies to start for a 60year old who lost his job?

Woodworking

Have you ever found a friend's secret social media page? What crazy shit did you learn about them?

an acquaintance of mine (literally only talked to him like 2 times) literally had his bare ass as his profile picture on Facebook and had the audacity to request me...

What joke needs to be retired for good?

The Nobody: Format in YouTube comments

What are some unconventional ways to make money?

Donating plasma

What is your goto bed time snack ?

peanut butter with honey drizzled on top on a spoon.

What was the worst job you ever had?

Selling doors door to door. Everywhere I went they already had one.

You have 1 hour to do anything you want without anyone knowing. What do you do?

Let's see how many people I can stab before the hour is up.

[Serious] How far are you willing to go to understand your transgender friend?

It isn’t hard to call them whatever pronouns they want. If they want me to understand anything else I’ll do my best to. It doesn’t need to be weird.

What’s something your parents told you that became an unbreakable law in your mind and when did you realize it was just their opinion?

Turning the light on in the back of the car while they were driving

How has this last year changed you?

1. I learned that my family is fucked up. 2. I’ve become more aware of issues and problems that I didn’t even know existed. 3. I really got into politics.

What is a sentence that has completely different meanings when you emphasize different words?

“Oh wow you cut your hair!”

If you can be any brand of soap, what would you be?

Green

How will you use this next year to change?

I am going to focus on myself more. I've realized before I can love others fully I have to truly love myself first

If your greatest fear is how you died in a past life how did your past self die?

speaking publicly

What makes you nostalgic?

putting the car into reverse. that always takes me back

If you were given the opportunity to change one persons name to whatever you want, who’s name would you change and what would you change it to?

Samuel Jackson to princess consuela banana hammock

Each country has to fight a boss this year. What boss does your country have?

I see a lot of Trump and/or Biden comments incoming. But I'll give the proper answer. Florida Man.

What to do during a manic episode?

See a doctor immediately. The sooner the meds have a chance to start working the better.

What do you think happened to all the waiting room magazines this year?

They became toilet paper during the shortage

How do you feel about cows?

They're fucking delicious.

Whats the closest encounter you've had with death?

In the military, years ago, our outpost was attacked. I jumped out of bed, put my body armor on and ran out of my room. Stopped after a few steps when I realized i'd forgotten my helmet and a hail of tracer rounds went by right in front of my face. Had I kept running, i'd have been hit for sure. I got my helmet and joined the fight. Frankly, the intensity of the moment only hit me years later.

Women who post NSFW selfies, why?

Shut up! Don't make them question it!

Couples who met during covid, what's your story?

An online game during school.

What was the most stupidest reason you got broken up over?

I cheated in her dream

What is your favourite body part to scratch?

Grundle

what are your thoughts and feelings about big chungas?

Fucking shit tier meme

What is a good example of “It’s more about the journey than the destination” ?

Riding motorcycles. I often just get lost on purpose with no destination whatsoever. Really helps clear the mind.

What was the most badass thing your relative/friend ever did?

My sister made a boy cry just for a week because he badmouthed her bloodline.

Most introverts understand that extroverts are out going, talkative, sociable...why does it seems like many extroverts don't understand that introverts enjoy silence and prefer to be left alone?

Because a lot of extroverts don't stop talking long enough to recognize the introverts are suffocating in the group. I am an introvert to the max and I am married to an extrovert at the extreme other end, we have been together for over thirty years.

How do you feel about deep voices?

*choke me like you hate me but you love me*

What did you think of the return of the XFL last spring, and do you think this new XFL will last longer than the original from back in 2001?

I think all American football is on a long, but permanent path to obscurity. Remember a little over 100 years ago it was all about boxing and the 100 yard dash.

What's the biggest scam you ever fell into ?

Mall salesman started scrubbing my shoes and next thing i knew i was -30$.....

When are we gonna start taking bets on which country goes tits up first and all of society falls apart?

I don't know but if we are gambling I'm in

What is a knife, just when does a slab of metal, wood, or some other matter become a knife?

When it is made by humans into a tool for the purpose of cutting or slicing things. Although then I suppose this definition would get weird because scissors would be a knife.

How is it so easy for some people to lie?

They convince themselves its true

What is something in your life you've had to take a closer look at to make sense of?

Myself but I still haven’t figured it out yet.

What is your biggest regret in life?

Getting married and having kids.

What's your best "Im in danger" moment?

When I called a girl a bitch

People who were in a cult, what was it like? Why did you join? What kind of cult was it? And how/why did you leave?

I was part of a cult called The Dark Order. They promised that if I joined them, I wouldn't be a loser anymore and that I could finally be made a winner. I was sick of just being some jobber, and so I went to JoinDarkOrder.com and signed up. But once I realized what was really going on, I left.

What song can you listen to and never ever get bored of listening to?

Colt 45 by Afroman

Rick And Morty fans, what do you think would happen if you told a Mr. Meeseeks to not die?

He’d collapse into a black hole that will ultimately destroy the galaxy

What's an interesting love story few are familiar with?

Mine. Even I'm not familiar with it.

What song do you want played at your funeral?

Never gonna give you up

if you could learn any shout from the elder scrolls v what would it be? and why would you choose it?

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't." Imagine being able to use a power like that

If humans were immortal, how would our view on crimes change? Would we forgive serious crimes such as homicide or kidnapping after thousands or millions of years after they have been committed?

No, really, it makes it worse: everyone knows better after a few thousand years and they cannot understand younger folks making mistakes

You are sitting in the passenger seat of a car. You will be given 1,000,000 if you can crash the car and survive. What do you do?

Wait til you’re crossing a bridge and lightly, yet firmly, grab the wheel to bounce off the concrete wall. It doesn’t specify how hard you need to crash

What's with the general hubbub over bacon?

I didn’t know he got promoted that far, when I met him he was only Major Hubbub

When did you realize your easy job was actually hard and you were actually damn good at it?

When I had to train a guy to assume my positon.

What’s a super cool thing that your ancestors or older family members did?

About 2 years before he died, my grandpa was diagnosed with lung cancer. I'm not sure the specifics but in my state, if someone dies in debt, it doesn't get passed on to a family member, so he opened another account and used that account for his treatments and other things Im assuming. Not badass but super smart and clever.