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What would you do if you lived inside an island inside of a bong and why?	Would it mean I never have to read stupidity like this ever again? That makes a big difference in how I answer.
If all water on earth outside human bodies suddenly became peanut butter, and all peanut butter suddenly became water, in what ways would life as we know it be changed? [Serious]	I'm all for fun questions and stuff but to put a "Serious Replies Only" on this is a bit of a stretch.
People who think they’re safe from covid, how do you personally cope with living in lockdowns?	I think I'm safe from covid. But I'm not in lockdown. I'm from NZ, we locked down hard early. Now country has had closed borders for a year and it's been super awesome, especially for domestic tourism.
What are some weird facts you thought were true as a kid but actually we're not?	For example, when I was a kid I thought bullets counted as definite kills because in movies anyone who was shot eventually died.
What Starbucks drinks would you recommend to someone who doesn’t drink coffee?	Probably some Tea
What movie scene made you cry?	The end of Coco
What's the gayest thing you ever did and is proud of?	Had sex with a woman
If you were the only human left in existence, what would you do?	Die
What was the best shit ever?	I felt like I had to vomit, I shit. Feeling gone, best. Shit. Ever.
What will happen to the UN headquarter if New York was invaded?	Invaded by who? Canada?
What are some not-so-fun "fun" facts?	Male Dolphins will kill their own young so that the female will want to breed again And if she is like nah male dolphins will team up with other male dolphins beat and bite her into submision Tldr: dolphins are bastards
What is the best TV show theme song of all time?	Pokemon gatta catch em all
How do you have a girl's night when you are not a girl?	Find accepting friends. Have a drag night. Bada bing!
What's the most horrific thing you've seen in your entire life?	A grown man screaming at me, rolling on the floor, and throwing/break things because I wouldn't say I'd kill myself for him
If the internet was ending in 1 week, what would you do in your final week on the web?	download as many how-to guides as possible
If your sexual experience is based on how it feels to you, wouldn't sex with different partners feel the same?	No. Sex is like a conversation. It is infinitely variable. No two people have sex quite the same way. Not everyone is equally good at it. Not everyone is going to turn everyone else on or be turned on by everyone else to the same degree.
What unsolved mystery really excites you?	D:B cooper
What do you do when you encounter a cat or kitten and why?	Nothing. Because it isn't mine.
What song got you through the year?	The entire discography of My Chemical Romance but mostly Famous Last Words because of the first half of chorus "I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone".
What was the most ridiculous road rage experience you have witnessed?	Stopped at a red light. I'm the second car in the left turn lane. The first car in the right lane is signaling to turn right but isn't turning. There is not a "no turn on red" sign. Behind that car, this frat bro is laying on his horn and, when that doesn't work, he starts hanging out the window and screaming "RIGHT TURN ON RED!! RIGHT TURN ON RED!!".
What movie multiple-sequels destroyed an otherwise great movie start?	Jumanji and Fast and Furious are my two contributions.
What is an underrated food?	Tacos, because they can never be overrated.
Have any of you had a near death experience? If so, what went through your head?	"At least I'll be able to fly now."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?	Malaysian airlines flight 370
How would you feel if your entire ass fell off? Why?	Confused.. I guess
People who get into the shower before turning it on and letting the water warm up first, why do you do this?	To feel alive.
Do you think SpongeBob would be better with some weed? Why or why not?	Bold of you assume he's not already baked.
To the people who have or still trash talk in videogames, what was your motivation and do you feel bad for being mean to others now?	The last toxic game chat i heard was on xbox cod mw so you exactly what was said by the person who was camping the whole game when sombody had a problem with it I never use game chat and only talk to my freinds in party chat so im pretty sure I have never been talking shit myself but its entertaining to listen to.
What's a gross or strange way your body has malfunctioned?	Well I made coffee, went to work. Drank my coffee, felt a hiccup, threw up everything possible in my stomach. Repeat this for the next 4 cups of coffee I drink, all from different places: Starbucks, dunkin donuts, mcdonalds, tim Hortons. Found out at some point in the two week I didn't drink coffee my body made it so I couldn't drink it anymkee. I've tried multiple times since then to the same effect, I've tried all manners of flavors and black all ending the same way.
What was your most insane experience serving jury duty?	The other jurors thought it was okay for a father to beat his daughter with boots, pots and pans because she was using drugs and hanging with a bad crowd. I told them they were dispicable shits.
What's up with texting over calling? when did people become this sad?	Texting is waaay less obtrusive.
When did you realize your best friend was your worst enemy?	When I realized just how ungrateful and self-centred he was
What’s your favorite documentary?	Toss up between Icarus and Free Solo
According to your experience, what is the best and most effective way to grow the buttocks naturally?	I've tried burying them in soil but all that leads to is an easy conviction.
What does being successful in life mean to you?	I will be successful/fulfilled when I’ve helped advance humanity. Not one country, humanity. Specifically, I want to research cancer, so if I help even a little bit, I can die happy. I’m not religious, so basically my philosophy is to reduce human suffering as much as I can before I die, and that’ll be enough.
[Serious] What is the most unexpected thing that has ever happened to you?	I was 2 months into my new job at T-Mobile, when one night a man came in 10 min to closing asking to pay his bill. I said of course, he was speed walking to the left of me as i went to the back to grab a remo ( iPad we used) and when i turned around i had a gun to my face.
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell your parents?	to my mother that i don't feel safe with my father still in the same house as him currently
Which movie/video game villians do you agree with in terms of their philosophies?	The League of Villains. Quirk use without a license should be allowed.
People who think it is okay to run over people in the middle of the road, what makes you think it is okay?	If you don't want me to drive on the fucking sidewalk, don't hold a protest in the middle of the fucking road. Simple as that.
Which is a strangely motivating quote?	“Today is the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday.” - Sir Anthony Hopkins
What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe?	That humans have been in contact with aliens for years why is it every early civilisation has the same tale of godly beings coming from the skies on chariots of fire. Now tell me what do you think an early human would think a modern astronaut on a rocket
Have you ever noticed someone flirting with you? How did you respond?	Fucked it up.
[Serious]Hey Americans, how good was your school sex education?	It was as good as a virtually non-existent sex education can be
If DOGS was made as a musical in the style of CATS, what should we expect to see?	lycra-clad humping
What is the best flavor of tea to start with for someone who doesn’t like tea but wants to learn to like it?	Chamomile is very good also green tea is pretty good with honey and lemon, if you want something a bit more flavorful I recommend peach tea
Is there any spot in mainland Italy where you're able to see both seas?	So, there is a town in Panama called Boquete (Kkkkk) that is next to a hill where you can stand on and see both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans at the same time. And I was wondering if there are similar situations in other "thin" stretches of land around the world (not necessarily peninsulas), i.e. Italy.
What Was Your Favourite Childhood Memory?	Playing xbox 360 with my little brother
Who is the most under-appreciated tv/movie duo?	Harold and Kumar
How can we explain to people that moon landing is fake or not fake ?	If you have to explain to someone the moon landings were real then its not worth the trouble to try to explain it to that person. They're a moron.
[SERIOUS] What 3 things would you wish for from a genie?	Bottomless bank account, a time machine and a talking Bernese mountain dog named Doug
What is the most embarrasing thing that can fall out of someone's pocket?	Their butt plug, obviously.
If ur life was a game how % progress have u made toward the main story and how much toward side quests?	I have no direction so all side quests I suppose
Assuming we already agree that there's a problem, how can we fix the American education system? What specific things are not working in your opinion and how should we go about fixing it?	1. Fund it. Pay teachers such that bright, talented people see teaching as a viable career path. Improve facilities so our kids aren't roaming around in crumbling, inadequate structures. Provide quality meals for every kid who needs them. 2. Improve the curriculum. Teach Rhetoric, Philosophy, and Civics. Teach the history of people other than just white Christian males. Teach not just the basic facts of science but the scientific method. 3. Start the school day at a reasonable hour so kids aren't spending the first half of the day stumbling around like zombies. 4. Reward engagement and participation rather than memorization and recitation. I could go on, but you get the point.
If there are infinite place values after the decimal point, how do we get from 1-2?	Read about the [Achilles paradox,](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Achilles-paradox) you will find answers to this very valid question. :-)
What is one thing that everyone else finds normal but you think is weird?	Celebrity worship
Why do you have a lock on your phone?	Can't have strangers seeing pictures of my willy.
What’s your favorite smartphone feature?	Decline call
A visitor from the past suddenly shows up wanting to know how to ensure we have a better future. What do we tell them?	Wear a damn mask
People who eat McDonalds, are you lovin’ it? Why?	No, It’s bad
For those of you who have found your car alarm to be helpful at some point — what happened and why did the car alarm help?	I was lost in a parking garage at universal Orlando and forgot where the hell I parked after 10+ hours in the park
Who sleeps naked and why?	it’s more comfortable
What happened to you that changed your life forever?	accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior
What is the definition of the "ideal penis"?	Wip I meant wip
Whats a bingeworthy anime series other than the big three?	Demon slayer, full metal alchemist brotherhood
Without saying your age, what were two new hit songs when you first started high school?	Bohemian Rhapsody and Slow Ride
What's your funniest "oh f*ck" moment?	In 99% of women’s underwear there’s a little pockets and there was one in my bikini that i wasn’t aware of til after. I think what happened was when I went in the water, I kicked up sand and it somehow managed to get in the bikini underwear pocket. I didn’t know what was going on but more sand went in the pocket. I came out of the water with a huge bulge and just went “oh f*ck” when I looked down.
What was the longest conversation you had with someone?	I talked to a girl once for two days straight during a really boring summer over text
How do we have ownership of the body our awareness observes everything through?	Now that, grasshopper, is the question...
What's a good app to use for chatting?	LinkedIn
What movie scenes screwed you up as a child that you still think about today?	Jaws chowing down on Robert Shaw. Also when General Woundwort fights Bigwig, and then the dog attacks. Actually, fuck all of Watership Down.
Has anyone figured out how to wear a mask and glasses without fogging them up?	Live in Miami and depending on the humidity and intensity of air conditioning it can be really annoying. I’ve tried the ones with the metal bendy nose bar. Any advice?
People who have seen an objection at a wedding, what happened?	I have never been to a wedding where the celebrant even asks if anyone objects like they do in the movies
What’s the oddest thing that gives you a euphoric feeling?	Stretching so hard you pop your sternum
What’s the deal with mrs.Clause? How did they meet? What’s she into?	She loves midgets apparently.
Is it acceptable for all sizes to where stretchy pants...?	Why the hell wouldn’t it be?
There is a tvshow/movie/whatever in which a character eats teeths as popcorn. Which is it?	Teen titans go! I remember the tooth fairy eating teeth like it was popcorn
What do you do regularly that is in service of others?	I go to rehabs and tell my story. Cuz someone did it for me years ago.
What is your go to porn option?	2008 Financial Crisis.
Without saying it, where do you live?	In a river down by the van.
What's a high-budget film that feels like it has a very low budget?	Battleship.
How do you get out of a depression slump?	Clean the house.
What is the most expensive thing you bought but was extremely useless or a waste of money?	Gym membership
What band or artist did you fall in love with the first time you heard or saw them?	Foster the people. I instantly loved their fist album, Torches, and still love their music to this day.
[Serious] What's a NON-Fiction book every person should read?	Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman. A great book on cognitive sciences and psychology.
If you could change one thing about the entire human race what would it be?	Universal language.
What is an interesting hobby you can get started in for under $700 dollars?	Photography, you could grab a cheap 2nd hand DLSR and off you go.
Why do you think that conspiracy theories are mainly supported by people who lean right politically?	Because it's become the norm that any question against the narrative is considered a conspiracy theory and most mainstream media is left leaning.
What’s something you wished your parents taught you as a child?	How to socialize. I have ADHD and was a pain in the ass as a kid. But instead of teaching me or trying to work with me, they just doped me up on ADHD meds (which really fucked me up btw) and when that didn’t work they just gave up and kept me home. They didn’t let me go out anywhere with them because I “didn’t know how to behave myself” when they never taught me how to behave myself. So I didn’t get out at all growing up and all I had were my siblings and we fought all the damn time so I grew up to be socially awkward and very aggressive. Very fucking aggressive. Thanks mom and dad.
Do you believe the US will continue to be a Democracy? Why or why not?	The USA is not a democracy it's a democratic republic.
What ghost stories do you know of?	Supposedly my high school auditorium was haunted. Story goes a janitor was cleaning the lobby one night, went in and saw a full blown play rehearsal going on. Director told him to come back later. Came back an hour later to a completely abandoned stage. No set, no cast. Nothing
Everyone has bad work experiences, but what was the best place you worked for?	Paychex
What does Earth look like from space?	[Earth from space](https://climate.nasa.gov/system/internal_resources/details/original/309_ImageWall5_768px-60.jpg)
[Serious] How have you been dealing with your mental health lately?	Ngl not well. When I'm not at work I'm either drawing to keep the anxious thoughts away, or I'm thinking about everything I have to do, but don't have the energy to do it. I hope you're doing ok.
[serious] What are some good resources for those supporting someone in a verbal and/or physically abusive relationship?	If you're in the US call your local United Way. They are hooked into most of the local resources for that sort of thing.
How big are the balls of anyone who asks for money via individual donors or by other means of crowd sourcing in the middle of a global pandemic like the modern age has never seen before?	2x4
What is torture for everyone but you?	Quarantine
What is one personality trait that you value the most in others?	Honesty
People who dislike YouTube videos as soon as they are posted, why do you do it?	Some men just want to watch the world burn
What is under your bed right now?	Straight up I checked and found a half empty Mickey of bottom shelf vodka! Thanks OP! Edit: Or is it half full...?
In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?	Never gonna give you up

What would you do if you lived inside an island inside of a bong and why?

Would it mean I never have to read stupidity like this ever again? That makes a big difference in how I answer.

If all water on earth outside human bodies suddenly became peanut butter, and all peanut butter suddenly became water, in what ways would life as we know it be changed? [Serious]

I'm all for fun questions and stuff but to put a "Serious Replies Only" on this is a bit of a stretch.

People who think they’re safe from covid, how do you personally cope with living in lockdowns?

I think I'm safe from covid. But I'm not in lockdown. I'm from NZ, we locked down hard early. Now country has had closed borders for a year and it's been super awesome, especially for domestic tourism.

What are some weird facts you thought were true as a kid but actually we're not?

For example, when I was a kid I thought bullets counted as definite kills because in movies anyone who was shot eventually died.

What Starbucks drinks would you recommend to someone who doesn’t drink coffee?

Probably some Tea

What movie scene made you cry?

The end of Coco

What's the gayest thing you ever did and is proud of?

Had sex with a woman

If you were the only human left in existence, what would you do?

Die

What was the best shit ever?

I felt like I had to vomit, I shit. Feeling gone, best. Shit. Ever.

What will happen to the UN headquarter if New York was invaded?

Invaded by who? Canada?

What are some not-so-fun "fun" facts?

Male Dolphins will kill their own young so that the female will want to breed again And if she is like nah male dolphins will team up with other male dolphins beat and bite her into submision Tldr: dolphins are bastards

What is the best TV show theme song of all time?

Pokemon gatta catch em all

How do you have a girl's night when you are not a girl?

Find accepting friends. Have a drag night. Bada bing!

What's the most horrific thing you've seen in your entire life?

A grown man screaming at me, rolling on the floor, and throwing/break things because I wouldn't say I'd kill myself for him

If the internet was ending in 1 week, what would you do in your final week on the web?

download as many *how-to* guides as possible

If your sexual experience is based on how it feels to you, wouldn't sex with different partners feel the same?

No. Sex is like a conversation. It is infinitely variable. No two people have sex quite the same way. Not everyone is equally good at it. Not everyone is going to turn everyone else on or be turned on by everyone else to the same degree.

What unsolved mystery really excites you?

D:B cooper

What do you do when you encounter a cat or kitten and why?

Nothing. Because it isn't mine.

What song got you through the year?

The entire discography of My Chemical Romance but mostly Famous Last Words because of the first half of chorus "I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone".

What was the most ridiculous road rage experience you have witnessed?

Stopped at a red light. I'm the second car in the left turn lane. The first car in the right lane is signaling to turn right but isn't turning. There is not a "no turn on red" sign. Behind that car, this frat bro is laying on his horn and, when that doesn't work, he starts hanging out the window and screaming "RIGHT TURN ON RED!! RIGHT TURN ON RED!!".

What movie multiple-sequels destroyed an otherwise great movie start?

Jumanji and Fast and Furious are my two contributions.

What is an underrated food?

Tacos, because they can never be overrated.

Have any of you had a near death experience? If so, what went through your head?

"At least I'll be able to fly now."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Malaysian airlines flight 370

How would you feel if your entire ass fell off? Why?

Confused.. I guess

People who get into the shower before turning it on and letting the water warm up first, why do you do this?

To feel alive.

Do you think SpongeBob would be better with some weed? Why or why not?

Bold of you assume he's not already baked.

To the people who have or still trash talk in videogames, what was your motivation and do you feel bad for being mean to others now?

The last toxic game chat i heard was on xbox cod mw so you exactly what was said by the person who was camping the whole game when sombody had a problem with it I never use game chat and only talk to my freinds in party chat so im pretty sure I have never been talking shit myself but its entertaining to listen to.

What's a gross or strange way your body has malfunctioned?

Well I made coffee, went to work. Drank my coffee, felt a hiccup, threw up everything possible in my stomach. Repeat this for the next 4 cups of coffee I drink, all from different places: Starbucks, dunkin donuts, mcdonalds, tim Hortons. Found out at some point in the two week I didn't drink coffee my body made it so I couldn't drink it anymkee. I've tried multiple times since then to the same effect, I've tried all manners of flavors and black all ending the same way.

What was your most insane experience serving jury duty?

The other jurors thought it was okay for a father to beat his daughter with boots, pots and pans because she was using drugs and hanging with a bad crowd. I told them they were dispicable shits.

What's up with texting over calling? when did people become this sad?

Texting is waaay less obtrusive.

When did you realize your best friend was your worst enemy?

When I realized just how ungrateful and self-centred he was

What’s your favorite documentary?

Toss up between Icarus and Free Solo

According to your experience, what is the best and most effective way to grow the buttocks naturally?

I've tried burying them in soil but all that leads to is an easy conviction.

What does being successful in life mean to you?

I will be successful/fulfilled when I’ve helped advance humanity. Not one country, humanity. Specifically, I want to research cancer, so if I help even a little bit, I can die happy. I’m not religious, so basically my philosophy is to reduce human suffering as much as I can before I die, and that’ll be enough.

[Serious] What is the most unexpected thing that has ever happened to you?

I was 2 months into my new job at T-Mobile, when one night a man came in 10 min to closing asking to pay his bill. I said of course, he was speed walking to the left of me as i went to the back to grab a remo ( iPad we used) and when i turned around i had a gun to my face.

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to tell your parents?

to my mother that i don't feel safe with my father still in the same house as him currently

Which movie/video game villians do you agree with in terms of their philosophies?

The League of Villains. Quirk use without a license should be allowed.

People who think it is okay to run over people in the middle of the road, what makes you think it is okay?

If you don't want me to drive on the fucking sidewalk, don't hold a protest in the middle of the fucking road. Simple as that.

Which is a strangely motivating quote?

“Today is the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday.” - Sir Anthony Hopkins

What conspiracy theory do you secretly believe?

That humans have been in contact with aliens for years why is it every early civilisation has the same tale of godly beings coming from the skies on chariots of fire. Now tell me what do you think an early human would think a modern astronaut on a rocket

Have you ever noticed someone flirting with you? How did you respond?

Fucked it up.

[Serious]Hey Americans, how good was your school sex education?

It was as good as a virtually non-existent sex education can be

If DOGS was made as a musical in the style of CATS, what should we expect to see?

lycra-clad humping

What is the best flavor of tea to start with for someone who doesn’t like tea but wants to learn to like it?

Chamomile is very good also green tea is pretty good with honey and lemon, if you want something a bit more flavorful I recommend peach tea

Is there any spot in mainland Italy where you're able to see both seas?

So, there is a town in Panama called Boquete (Kkkkk) that is next to a hill where you can stand on and see both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans at the same time. And I was wondering if there are similar situations in other "thin" stretches of land around the world (not necessarily peninsulas), i.e. Italy.

What Was Your Favourite Childhood Memory?

Playing xbox 360 with my little brother

Who is the most under-appreciated tv/movie duo?

Harold and Kumar

How can we explain to people that moon landing is fake or not fake ?

If you have to explain to someone the moon landings were real then its not worth the trouble to try to explain it to that person. They're a moron.

[SERIOUS] What 3 things would you wish for from a genie?

Bottomless bank account, a time machine and a talking Bernese mountain dog named Doug

What is the most embarrasing thing that can fall out of someone's pocket?

Their butt plug, obviously.

If ur life was a game how % progress have u made toward the main story and how much toward side quests?

I have no direction so all side quests I suppose

Assuming we already agree that there's a problem, how can we fix the American education system? What specific things are not working in your opinion and how should we go about fixing it?

1. Fund it. Pay teachers such that bright, talented people see teaching as a viable career path. Improve facilities so our kids aren't roaming around in crumbling, inadequate structures. Provide quality meals for every kid who needs them. 2. Improve the curriculum. Teach Rhetoric, Philosophy, and Civics. Teach the history of people other than just white Christian males. Teach not just the basic facts of science but the scientific method. 3. Start the school day at a reasonable hour so kids aren't spending the first half of the day stumbling around like zombies. 4. Reward engagement and participation rather than memorization and recitation. I could go on, but you get the point.

If there are infinite place values after the decimal point, how do we get from 1-2?

Read about the [Achilles paradox,](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Achilles-paradox) you will find answers to this very valid question. :-)

What is one thing that everyone else finds normal but you think is weird?

Celebrity worship

Why do you have a lock on your phone?

Can't have strangers seeing pictures of my willy.

What’s your favorite smartphone feature?

Decline call

A visitor from the past suddenly shows up wanting to know how to ensure we have a better future. What do we tell them?

Wear a damn mask

People who eat McDonalds, are you lovin’ it? Why?

No, It’s bad

For those of you who have found your car alarm to be helpful at some point — what happened and why did the car alarm help?

I was lost in a parking garage at universal Orlando and forgot where the hell I parked after 10+ hours in the park

Who sleeps naked and why?

it’s more comfortable

What happened to you that changed your life forever?

accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior

What is the definition of the "ideal penis"?

Wip I meant wip

Whats a bingeworthy anime series other than the big three?

Demon slayer, full metal alchemist brotherhood

Without saying your age, what were two new hit songs when you first started high school?

Bohemian Rhapsody and Slow Ride

What's your funniest "oh f*ck" moment?

In 99% of women’s underwear there’s a little pockets and there was one in my bikini that i wasn’t aware of til after. I think what happened was when I went in the water, I kicked up sand and it somehow managed to get in the bikini underwear pocket. I didn’t know what was going on but more sand went in the pocket. I came out of the water with a huge bulge and just went “oh f*ck” when I looked down.

What was the longest conversation you had with someone?

I talked to a girl once for two days straight during a really boring summer over text

How do we have ownership of the body our awareness observes everything through?

Now that, grasshopper, is the question...

What's a good app to use for chatting?

What movie scenes screwed you up as a child that you still think about today?

Jaws chowing down on Robert Shaw. Also when General Woundwort fights Bigwig, and then the dog attacks. Actually, fuck *all* of Watership Down.

Has anyone figured out how to wear a mask and glasses without fogging them up?

Live in Miami and depending on the humidity and intensity of air conditioning it can be really annoying. I’ve tried the ones with the metal bendy nose bar. Any advice?

People who have seen an objection at a wedding, what happened?

I have never been to a wedding where the celebrant even asks if anyone objects like they do in the movies

What’s the oddest thing that gives you a euphoric feeling?

Stretching so hard you pop your sternum

What’s the deal with mrs.Clause? How did they meet? What’s she into?

She loves midgets apparently.

Is it acceptable for all sizes to where stretchy pants...?

Why the hell wouldn’t it be?

There is a tvshow/movie/whatever in which a character eats teeths as popcorn. Which is it?

Teen titans go! I remember the tooth fairy eating teeth like it was popcorn

What do you do regularly that is in service of others?

I go to rehabs and tell my story. Cuz someone did it for me years ago.

What is your go to porn option?

2008 Financial Crisis.

Without saying it, where do you live?

In a river down by the van.

What's a high-budget film that feels like it has a very low budget?

Battleship.

How do you get out of a depression slump?

Clean the house.

What is the most expensive thing you bought but was extremely useless or a waste of money?

Gym membership

What band or artist did you fall in love with the first time you heard or saw them?

Foster the people. I instantly loved their fist album, Torches, and still love their music to this day.

[Serious] What's a NON-Fiction book every person should read?

Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman. A great book on cognitive sciences and psychology.

If you could change one thing about the entire human race what would it be?

Universal language.

What is an interesting hobby you can get started in for under $700 dollars?

Photography, you could grab a cheap 2nd hand DLSR and off you go.

Why do you think that conspiracy theories are mainly supported by people who lean right politically?

Because it's become the norm that any question against the narrative is considered a conspiracy theory and most mainstream media is left leaning.

What’s something you wished your parents taught you as a child?

How to socialize. I have ADHD and was a pain in the ass as a kid. But instead of teaching me or trying to work with me, they just doped me up on ADHD meds (which really fucked me up btw) and when that didn’t work they just gave up and kept me home. They didn’t let me go out anywhere with them because I “didn’t know how to behave myself” when they never taught me how to behave myself. So I didn’t get out at all growing up and all I had were my siblings and we fought all the damn time so I grew up to be socially awkward and very aggressive. Very fucking aggressive. Thanks mom and dad.

Do you believe the US will continue to be a Democracy? Why or why not?

The USA is not a democracy it's a democratic republic.

What ghost stories do you know of?

Supposedly my high school auditorium was haunted. Story goes a janitor was cleaning the lobby one night, went in and saw a full blown play rehearsal going on. Director told him to come back later. Came back an hour later to a completely abandoned stage. No set, no cast. Nothing

Everyone has bad work experiences, but what was the best place you worked for?

Paychex

What does Earth look like from space?

[Earth from space](https://climate.nasa.gov/system/internal_resources/details/original/309_ImageWall5_768px-60.jpg)

[Serious] How have you been dealing with your mental health lately?

Ngl not well. When I'm not at work I'm either drawing to keep the anxious thoughts away, or I'm thinking about everything I have to do, but don't have the energy to do it. I hope you're doing ok.

[serious] What are some good resources for those supporting someone in a verbal and/or physically abusive relationship?

If you're in the US call your local United Way. They are hooked into most of the local resources for that sort of thing.

How big are the balls of anyone who asks for money via individual donors or by other means of crowd sourcing in the middle of a global pandemic like the modern age has never seen before?

2x4

What is torture for everyone but you?

Quarantine

What is one personality trait that you value the most in others?

Honesty

People who dislike YouTube videos as soon as they are posted, why do you do it?

Some men just want to watch the world burn

What is under your bed right now?

Straight up I checked and found a half empty Mickey of bottom shelf vodka! Thanks OP! Edit: Or is it half full...?

In hell, what songs do you think would be on constant replay?

Never gonna give you up