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Which celebrity did you not know died until years later?
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Bob Ross
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What are some tips for tourists in your country?
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Visitors to the US should not get into fist fights. In some countries they aren't a big deal, but here you could be in serious legal trouble. Also the other person may have a gun and you might well get shot.
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What would make you " embrace monke" on your wedding day as a bride?
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I assume you meant "embrace monkeys".
Because monkeys adorable
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How good are your drawing skills?
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“I can tell what it is but it sucks”
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Ok but for the people who still haven’t pooped yet this year, what are you doing?
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Bruh i pooped 5 mins after midnight
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How’s your year going so far?
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Good. Getting over Covid
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What are some jobs that arent really cool as many people think?
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Cops. In this day and age
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How did you discover your sexuality?
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man hot. woman also hot.
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What is the nicest thing a pet/animal has done for you?
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Make me feel less lonely
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What are some of the most boring jobs to have, in your opinion?
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Factory line working
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Parents, what secret(s) will you never tell your kids? (Serious)
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The full story of how my wife and i met
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What other animal spieces bite their lips and/or tongues and get as annoyed as we humans do?
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SOme bite nails
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Star wars the clone wars animated series vs the mandolarion which show was better and why?
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I find Mandalorian more entertaining, mainly because I REALLY didn't like the art style and weirdly stiff animations in Clone Wars and Rebels.
I also like how Mando revives the Spaghetti Western in space (with a pinch of Akira Kurosawa samurai flick) vibe that the whole franchise started out with back in 1977. It really does work.
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What cult are starting? And what the requirements to join?
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Haven't named it yet, but my cult professes the teachings of the Great Leaders, Preston and Logan, as promulgated by their Prophet, Abraham Lincoln:
Be Excellent to Each Other!
And,
Party On, Dudes!
The idea is to treat everyone you meet with kindness and compassion, and to celebrate life.
Basically, Be Like Keanu.
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What’s something that people accidentally annoy you by?
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Fake humble.
(fishing for compliments or putting themselves down in a disingenuous way)
like “oh my godd I look sooo bad right now” when they clearly put effort into their appearance, or “ughhh I can’t draw a stick figure” when the are a perfectly fine artist.
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What’s something that’s normal in the middle of the day, but suspicious if done in the middle of the night?
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Digging a hole in your yard
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Whats old but amazing?
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Your grandma. She always gives me pie
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When and why, as an adult, have you been slapped in the face?
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Lost a slap bet. This was like a year ago. I forgot what the bet was over, I remember the slap though. I swear I could feel the hand print a days after it happened. Good times.
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What’s the best time to pull out an uno reverse card?
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When you're playing Uno
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People who live by the bible, do you believe in dinosaurs and if so how far back do you believe?
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Well i think the dinosaurs were early saints and christians, the clue is in the names, for example S.t. Egosaurus, and Patriarchydactyl. No problems in co-existing with my beliefs there.
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What do you wish your husband did more often?
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Exist
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What is a movie that made you cry—like lump in your throat kind of cry?
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Any movie with an animal death, especially good boys. (Not the movie, I'm referring to dogs :P)
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You become the ruler of your country for 1 day. What do you change and why?
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I extend my term limit.
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Serious people with plane anxiety have you ever did anything excessive before hoping on a plane like writing letters to those who didn’t go with you?
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Everytime I've ever gotten on a plane I've come to terms with my own death.
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How do you feel about states that are making it legal to run over people standing in the middle of the road?
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Shouldnt be standing there
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How do you write a very sexual fan fiction?
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A. with lots of sex.
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What is the absolute grossest thing you’ve ever seen in your life?
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Mitch McConnell.
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Women, what qualities in a man make you desire to be sexually submissive to him?
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There's no quality that would ever make me want to do that.
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What do you think cavemen had wet dreams about cavewomen?
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Using a cave dildo
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You have a superpower, but it has to be sexually related. What is it?
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Indestructible when naked
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What is the correct way to kiss a girl?
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With her consent.
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What if the best time of your life already happened?
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Havent banged yet sooooooo...
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What is a good app to video chat with strangers?
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Discord
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What do you wish grew on trees?
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More trees!
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What’s it like too have a penis?
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It’s hard sometimes
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You will be given 10,000,000 dollars if you can kill one of your friends without anyone finding out. What do you do?
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Kill my new 10,000,000 dollar friend
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What if your achievements were legendary?
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What if?
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Somebody tells you that he will kill you , how will you retilate ?
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Kill myself first.
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What happens if the flight attendant asks you to lower the shade on window, but you refuse?
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nothing you’re just a jerk. usually they do that so people can sleep if its a longer flight
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If you had to be haunted by a ghost for the rest of your life but could choose which dead person the ghost would be, who would you choose as your ghost?
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Robin Williams
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Hey Buzzfeed "journalists" - what content do you want us to come up with next for your vapid click-bait website?
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They don’t sort by new, silly.
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Why the long face little guy? You want a lollipop? Why?
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Wtf is this
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When it comes to SpongeBob SquarePants how come we've never seen a turtle character?
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[What about this turtle?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KCfBzYLTPLw/maxresdefault.jpg)
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How important is sex in a relationship? Is it of Value? Could you function without it?
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Sex in a relationship is as important as the two people in the relationship make it to be. Some people need lots of regular sex and others don't. Do what works for you and your partner. If it's not working, then perhaps a re-evaluation of the relationship is in order.
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What's the most specific, incisive, and/or poetic comment anyone's ever made about you -- not a compliment necessarily, but something that made you feel seen and put into words?
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“You’re a beacon of light to those around you and you don’t even realise it.”
Said by someone close to me at a time when I really just...disliked myself and felt my existence was worthless. It helped to change my way of thinking and I realised my altruism made my life matter.
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What are the highest paying jobs with the lowest stress?
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Pornstar
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How do you play euchre?
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You google it
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What is or was the best snack ever made?
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Bruschetta
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Was Lucifer the good guy in the bible? If you read the bible Lucifer and the falling angels wanted to help humans escape God's rulership. And then God punished him by appointing to him torture people, the opposite of what he wanted.. What's your opinion?
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Actually the text says nothing about any altruistic motives on his part, and many say the "Lucifer passage" in Ezekiel isn't even about the Devil, but the actual human ruler who grew to think he had a kingdom apart from God's will.
If The Adversary (HaSatan) did actually fall, we have no reason to think it was because he was looking out for us.
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What’s the dumbest scar you have that people still ask you about today?
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I have a keloid scar (or whatever it's called) on my shoulder that I got when was I like 12 because I was going down a hill on a scooter and it was a bit fast and I knew I couldn't stop, so 12yr old me decided to try and jump onto the grass, long story short, I missed.
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What’s your fear level regarding your post being screenshot & posted or going viral?
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It’s happened to me a couple times now, so I don’t find it scary anymore but the first time it happened was scary. I’m a lot more private / careful about what I put on the internet. Almost all information out there about me is false lol.
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What’s creepier the more you think about it?
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The amount of people out there who *intentionally* killed a person or two which went under the radar and never got caught.
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You are in a room with much stronger gravity than earth, u can barely do 1 push up, (yes dbz) , how do you start working out?
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Well, shoot, I guess I'll start with the 1 push-up.
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How do you society would deal with O.J. being cleared of murder due to the real killer coming forward?
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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that title and fucking died. r/wordsalad
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Scientists often say "there is so much we don't understand" - what is something seemingly normal that we still don't understand?
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Why we dream. Plenty of theories, no concrete answer.
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CS:GO players, what's your rank?
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5.53542578635086E+047
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What white lie do you tell on a daily, or almost daily, basis?
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"Oh yeah, everything's fine."
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Which celebrity looks least like their younger self?
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The dead ones.
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What vague question can you give that someone who can read minds can answer?
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What is the name of my mutter?
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Folks with face tattoos, what inspired them ?
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I just thought it was cool tbh.
I have other body modifications though. The purpose of looking cool to myself is all I care about.
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Which is the best game( pc or console) that you have ever played and why?
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Witcher 3. That world is just so immersive
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When did you realize that your Guardian Angel is doing a great job?
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bells won't stop ringing
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Who is a protagonist you didn’t root for?
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Bella from twilight
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What is the worst time you have ever gotten hiccups?
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In the middle of a packed movie theater during a quiet moment.
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What’s Something You Went Through That You Wouldn’t Wish On Your Worst Enemy?
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Suicidal thoughts. I really couldn't wish that on anybody. When I hear stories of criminals committing suicide in prison, it still saddens me despite their crimes
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How would you convince your parents to stop playing freemium games(like candy crush)?
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I gave up on that years ago.
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Now that the Matrix sequels and Cyberpunk 2077 were huge turds, how does Keanu Reeves still get work?
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I mean, John Wick though
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What made a date go from mediocre to memorable?
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When I ripped off her mask and she confessed that she would have got away with it too if it wasn't for me being a meddling kid
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What is best way to cook steak and with what sides or drinks?
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Sous vide: Throwing a steak into a plastic bag with some good marinade and/or herbs is in general a good idea. Afterwards you can throw it on a grill.
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What would you do if you had the power of God and Anime on your side?
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A A A A-
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What do you do with your holiday cards after receiving them?
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Recycle
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If you were a parent of a teenager and was forced to teach them sex ED how would you explain to them babies are made?
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Forced? Why would I be forced? And why wait until they were a teen? If they’re old enough to ask questions they’re old enough to get answers.
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What is an oddly-specific thing you judge people by?
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How they treat people in the service industry.
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If people really hate the idea of cancel culture, then why do they keep demanding it?
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It's probably mostly just different people.
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How come domestic violence is unacceptable, yet it is considered socially acceptable to run over people standing in the middle of the road?
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It's not.
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What is the scariest near death experience you faced?
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Used to do Graffiti in my Teens. Almost witnessed my friend get killed by a Train. We were lucky.
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People who don’t lay in bed for half an hour after an alarm goes off, how do you do it?
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Place your phone across the room. When it goes off I look into the sky and say “arise”
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What are people’s thoughts on this? “Men only have power because women allow it”. Really interested in what people may think of this statement?
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If that was really the case, there wouldn’t be so much inequality for women around the world.
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What’s the difference between sex and making love?
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Your father makes love to your mother.
I just have sex with her
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Men who had the chance for sex but refused, why?
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my virginity is shielded in my faith of god of course lmao
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What is something brutally honest about your children?
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It’s a good thing my daughter is gorgeous because she’s not going to get too far with her mind.
I’ve met houseplants with more interesting personalities than my son
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What's good to buy this time of year? Got some new money in, what should be bought?
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Apocalypse survival stuff
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What is a personal recipe or cooking tip/hack that you would want to share?
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I keep my plastic wrap in the freezer .
When you pull it off the roll it comes out more straight, doesn’t stick to your fingers or the counter and seals just right .
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Whats in your closet?
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Skeletons.
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In what language does an American accent sound nice?
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Which American accent?
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What is your favorite minecraft memory?
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I’m afraid to ask why this is nsfw
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[Serious] Why is longterm sexual fulfillment in a monogamous relationship/marriage so rare?
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It takes *way* more work than most people realize and in most cases it isn't even worth it, most of the time it's better to just let relationships run their natural course.
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[Serious] What is the most random thing to happen to you that ended up positively affecting your life?
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Some girl cut me in line and ended up saying i cut her during lunch hour lol it was my first year in college and im not the most sociable person, she ended up becoming my bestfriend and helped me in gaining all the positive friends and experiences i later found throughout all of college
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What are some inexpensive items that you have purchased that change your everyday life?
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NordVPN...seriously
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What are the last words you heard before you died?
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"And that, students, is why you don't coat a cactus with Vaseline and shove it in that orifice."
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What would happen if suddenly every human started magically receiving an indestructible card that they could never get rid of with a random number between 1 and 10 on it, and every baby born from that point on also had a card magically appear?
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This opioid epidemic is out of control
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Which countries could we label as "Diet Nazi's"?
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Forget COUNTRIES. This is America. We have COUNTIES we could reasonably label as Diet Nazis.
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What’s your Achilles heel?
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My Achilles heel is my Achilles tendon.
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Has anyone actually asked “Can I ask you a question?” like they do in every TV show and movie?
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scuse me boss
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What’s the most embarrassing thing you texted your parents on accident?
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Not my parents but accidentally sent a cum covered dick pic to my 16 year old Male christian cousin.... had a panic attack when I realised the fuck up
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What is your favorite Minecraft memory?
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All those late summer nights with my little cousins building forts and avoiding creepers
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You're partying hard. Your dick in Satan's ass. Jesus walks through the door and asks "Hey, What's your dick doing in Satan's ass?" What do you reply?
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What the fuck
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Your last Google search is how you will die. How did you die?
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Big tits.
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Who is your celebrity doppelgänger?
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I’ve been told mine is Nicole Richie lol
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How long did it take you to know how important the little things in life can be?
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This lesson should be relearned daily.
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