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If you could go back in time and save a non-family member from death, who would it be?
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Fuckin Alex Trebek honestly. What a legend.
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What do YOU want to do?
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Learn how to draw and make cartoons
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Do Omegle has patent? There is no other website with the interests feature.why is that so?
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Omegle is a flawed business model, there is nothing to profit off of aside from the occasional ad. The site makes no money
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What is the evilest thing you've ever witnessed?
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Been deployed in Syria in 2016 during ISIS takedowns ...
We found a room with 800 dismembered people including children.
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What's the most messed up lyrics in a song ?
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“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun”
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What is the wisest thing you’ve learned from watching cartoons that your parents deemed “bad for you to watch”?
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Don’t plan to take over the world if your best friend is a moron.
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What is your #1 favorite Country song or band?
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"Thunder Rolls" is dope as hell, or anything by Johnny Cash
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What was your “Wait a minute” moment a decade later?
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Going to a bbq with my mom when I was a kid. Someone smoked what I thought was a rolled cigarette with a funny smell. It wasn’t until I was about 20, (many years after I started smoking pot), that one day while I was smoking a joint the smell suddenly conjured up that memory and I thought, “wait a minute....”
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How do you genuinely positively change yourself emotionally as a person?
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Small changes in life can go a long way. Changing ur bedroom set up or learning a new skill could be examples.
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To those without a high school diploma how is life for you? As in employment and living?
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I have mine, but I work with a lot of old timers who don’t. I’m a welder/ironworker in the oil sands and it’s normal to make around 140-150,000 a year. It requires a lot of work but also time off whenever you want to enjoy the fruits of your labour. I find it odd that society looks at getting a degree to be more useful then a trade. Don’t be scared to get your hands dirty in the trades, it can give you a far better life then one would think.
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What is a sound that bugs you personally that others think is not that bad?
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Chewing. It makes me want to rip someone’s fucking head off.
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If ghost even exist, what would be the scariest modern day ghost?
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Ever seen a cranky grandma ghost? I have. Not only did she steal my soul, she scared the shit outta me.
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What's the most important lesson you've ever learned?
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Can't trust anyone
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What's the fastest way you've gotten into a fist fight?
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My sisters ex-boyfriend hit her in front of me at a family party a while ago
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Those of you that learned foreign language in under 6 months, what is your secret?
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Don’t try to translate. Learn from a child’s level, with a picture book, and work towards reading a newspaper.
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If you were having an affair what would you save your lovers number under?
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Potential Spam
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You were just bitten by a radioactive spider and have begun to show symptoms of Spider Man’s abilities, what is the first thing you do with your new powers?
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Tie my boyfriend up
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If you no longer required sleep, what would you do with all your free time?
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Honestly, learn new skills, play video games, and eat. I could get so many things done, but the amount of food, electricity, and money I would go through would add up.
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Where would you be right now if all facts came out about you?
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In hiding.
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What is in your bug out bag?
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Underwear. Pair of jeans. Couple of T-shirts. Meds. Ammo. $5k.
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People who swear they don't have a gun, why?
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come as you are
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What is your best neighbor story?
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Our new neighbors, who we've never met, brought us Christmas cookies last week.
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What’s something you wanted to but didn’t do because of other peoples opinions?
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I'd need a few hours for this question
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If we all Stand on the shoulder of giants what are the giants standing on?
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The backs of four elephants which are all atop a giant turtle floating through the cosmos.
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Suck dick
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How were you disciplined growing up?
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Spanked and scolded
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What is something that you tell people you regret doing but don't?
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My Ex's. I mean I had fun at one point with all of them.
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
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What do you normally do on your cake day?
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Nothing. Just like every other day bro
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What are your let's not meet scary stories?
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I had this friend that was obsessed with knives and murder? Anyway once he invited me in his home and opened the door holding a fucking cleaver in his hand, he then put it away and asked me if I wanted to play chess with him and I said sure, so his chessboard was like a box containing the figures inside but when he opened it there were like 15 knives in there and then thought that i was gonna get murdered that day (unfortunately I don't remember what happened after) but I never visited him again after that day
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You get the lucky job of renaming your town. What name do you go with?
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Towny McTownFace
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What are your thoughts regarding people who don't use photos of themselves as profile pictures in any social media?
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I don’t care enough about what other people do.
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How was Mr Beast's rewind ?
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Nice
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When was the moment you realized the animal you owned was sentient?
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First day i got her from the rescue dogs group, pretty obvious
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Why did you quit dating?
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Got married
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If you suddenly find out everyone agrees you're weird, what aspect of you would they be talking about?
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My hatred and distrust of bald men who wear visors
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What are some things that can absolutely ruin a relationship that people tend to skip over until it affects them?
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Spending too much time together
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What was a time of your life where you felt like you almost murdered someone?
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My half sister and I had a really bad argument when home alone together, my mom picked me up before anything got too bad, but I could feel myself losing a grip on reality. I is the worst feeling and I have not felt it since nor do I plan to
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There are FREE pianos everywhere, what creative things can be done with them to repurpose/recycle them?
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Where are all these free pianos?
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[serious] What would you consider to be the meaning of life? What, if anything, is the most important thing you can do with the cards you have been dealt?
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you find your own meaning. or don't.
who says it needs a meaning anyway.
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What are some fun pc games that a GTX 765m can run smoothly?
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Stardew Valley, Terraria
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What is something you can't build immunity to, but should?
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Cutting onions.
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People who have lost loved ones, what is one thing you wish you said to them before they passed?
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It’s been a long time coming but you deserved what you got.
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What is human nature explained in the simplest way possible?
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If it can be fucked, it will be.
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If you had your own garden and you could grow anything in the world in there, what would it be?
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Money.
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People that got friend zoned how did you get over it?
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Learn to value friendships more and accept that not everyone you're attracted to is attracted to you.
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In a world of reverse gender, where woman were raised as men and men as woman, how different this world is from ours?
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Holy shit would reproductive rights be better.
I wouldn't be paying extra tax for tampons, my uterus wouldn't be a constant topic of discussion in politics, and birth control would be way more accessible.
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What movie remake/sequel had you completely pissed off?
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Live action Beauty and the Beast.
Why cast an actress who can't sing as the lead in a musical? Everyone else was great or passable...except for Belle.
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What would you like to see more of Karens this year?
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Remember the era of witch trials?
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Some asshat eats your sandwich what do you do?
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Eat his ass
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You see the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue. Then you follow him up to the gates of Graceland, and watch him walk right through. Now what?
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Well I'd have to think about it, so I suppose I'd go walking, in Memphis.
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[Serious] Sheltered Kids from a non-religious background, how do you cope with having missed out on so much growing up?
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Honestly, I cope with it by not feeling like I missed out on anything. That my non-religious life is as fulfilling and meaningful as a religious life.
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Hahaha! What is sex ?
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When you put the pee pee in the poo poo
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How do you know you are more than just the awareness using the body as a medium to observe everything?
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You don't
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What is something you like, that you think most people don't like?
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The mango peel
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What was a time where you happened to avoid a significant disaster?
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Back in high school I was at a party. The guy hosting the party was drunk and on drugs. He got his father's gun and was screwing around with it. He shot a friend of his in the chest and that friend died. The guy that shot him spent roughly the next decade in jail and had no recollection of what happened. I left that party about 5 minutes before it happened.
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Who's your best Street Fighter?
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Terry Bogard
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[NSFW] How big is your dick?
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Around 7 inches, not too bad for a girl.
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Without saying it’s name, what’s your favorite color?
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The colour of an orange.
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How does a chunny/fat guy get over insecurities (penis, feeling unattractive,etc.) and do women care about that stuff?
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Everyone has insecurities, everyone. Just be comfortable in your own skin there’s always someone out there who doesn’t judge. As for do women care, I’d say they do, but primarily if your always insecure then you will probably have other undesired personality traits.
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The last song you heard is your theme song now, what is it?
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The Office theme song.
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What do you love most about Pong Krell?
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He’s dead
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Do we make mistakes to become better drivers? And why?
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Naw, trial by fire
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What's the most satisfying thing you've ever heard a stranger say?
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I was in line to board a plane to South Sudan (Juba) from Kenya. I’m white and was mid 20’s at the time. The woman at the desk asked for my visa. I told her I always have gotten my visa in country. She told me I couldn’t board the plane. The man behind me said, “he’s fine, let him on”. He didn’t work for the airline or anything, he was just the dude behind me and they let me on the plane, I was so relieved!
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What's your weirdest phobia?
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I am scared of yeast.
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How do you react to Ghosting?
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Ghost them back and be done with it
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What triggers feelings of melancholy, pensiveness, or wistful nostalgia for you?
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Riding in a car at night. I don't know why. There are others, of course, but that one is always really strong.
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What gross movie scene makes you feel sick to your stomach?
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Most of the delusional scenes in Black Swan
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What is the best way to learn a second language?
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I use duolingo and it is great but I would like to accelerate the process if possible. I'm English and I'm learning Swedish if there are any specifics. Thank you!
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How is it like to own an iPhone?
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like owning any other smartphone
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If you have an ability to create certain humans into existence, who would you create?
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Definitely not the ones in my recent posts. We have enough pervs as it is.
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what are some good tips to naturally fall asleep?
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Cheeky wank.
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If you could change 1 thing about this world, what would you change?
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everything?
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What bothers you most about your appearance?
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Got a bit of a tummy, but I don't care enough to really get rid of it.
That's about it.
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People who lost their job due to Covid, how are you doing now?
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Laid off first day of shutdowns, got a new job making 50% more with better benefits
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What is your worst ‘Made In China’ purchase?
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Cellphone case, it broke putting it on the phone it was made for.
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Why has housing gotten so expensive while manufactured goods have gotten so cheap over time?
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Both are the result of attempts to increase profits, which is the main goal of our neoliberal society
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What is the meaning of life?
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To survive and procreate.
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What is the story of your first busted nut?
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It was a wet dream, I was confused and freaked out
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Tomorrow you wake up as a five year old in the year you were five years old, what are you doing with this second chance?
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Screaming
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What's worse, nail biting or nose picking?
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Nose Picking
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What is the most underrated thing?
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Suicides
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Whats a good amount of money to have in savings in your mid 20s?
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Probably $10k. Just throwing a number out.
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What's a normal thing that you will never understand?
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People drinking alcohol regularly.
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What is some advice you would give to someone applying for colleges this year?
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Probably avoid using the covid era in your essay to showcase how you have overcome some difficulty. I assume 99% of college essays are about to be about this and not doing so might make you stand out
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What would you call people who only eat vegans?
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Cannibals
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The world has become a real life Dungeons and Dragons, what is your class?
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NPC
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What's your favorite card game, and why?
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Uno. You've got such an opportunity to screw everyone over, the possibilities are endless. For the same reason I love Spades, Euchre and Hearts.
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What's better when you're a man?
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peeing.
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what’s the most obscure/useless argument you have won, and what was your winning point?
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That you can blow up a propane can with a pistol. So I pulled out my pistol and shot it. (We were far away). A boom it exploded I did spend the next week finding metal around my lawn
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Random person comes and tells you are a criminal , what will be best answer you will give him ?
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That's some terrible grammar
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If you struggled with self love, how did you build up confidence and appreciation for yourself?
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I built up confidence in my ability to do things. I still don't like myself, but at least I can get shit done
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You are transported to another world and are twice as strong as the inhabitants, what do you do in this strange, new world?
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Make myself a goddess and have them build me a temple
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What's the "A/An _______ a day, keeps the _______ away" of your life?
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A fuck a day keeps the chance of not getting an STD away
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What's the best nickname you've given to one of your Pokémon?
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I have a Tentacool named "TntclPrn.jpg". Thought it was funny at the time.
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what has been upsetting you lately?
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No job. No money.
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What thought makes you shudder with fear?
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Putting a toothpick under your big toe toenail and kicking the wall as hard as you can
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Do you trust yourself? Why or why not?
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hell no, i know what im capable of.
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What Is Your Favorite Type Of Animal?
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Grilled
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People who have made peace with being ugly, what changes has this brought you in life?
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Well, I’ve made peace with being ugly, but that won’t stop me from bettering myself through hard work
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