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What is the dumbest war?
Console wars
What do you think of a show in which flat earthers go space and try to explain what they are seeing?
The flat earther wouldn't believe they're actually in space, they were put in a simulator by the illuminati or big round-earth or whatever
What would you like to see in GTA VI?
I would just like to see it before I die
[Serious] What are your favorite YouTube Channels to subscribe to?
Tom harlock, d’angelo wallace, kurtis conner, casey aonso
Is Chivalry sexist?(men buying meals, etc) Or is it generally expected? Why?
To me it’s just me being a gentleman
What's the worst thing you have retrieved from your cat or dog's mouth?
A used condom
What do you miss most from being a kid?
Being fed. Now I have to make myself food ;(
What are some of the qualities of a great friend?
They tell you the truth, even when it hurts.
Are road trips worth it? And why?
It's fun do it
What’s the most complicated gender or sexuality you’ve ever heard?
Women.
Parents of kids that went down a bad path: what advice do you have for parents to help them avoid the same fate?
The more controling a parent is the more rebellious the kid
When was the last time you've been caught red-handed?
When I got caught stealing yeast.
What Is you opinion on green?
It is good and I like it
Those who thought Covid-19 was not worse than the flu, have any of you changed your mind? What caused you to change your opinion?
Originally when we didn't know much and nobody was even considering a lock down outside of wuhan. Yes. What changed my mind? Evidence. Now a year later with half my family getting it and some even dying I find it absurd that people can still believe such nonsense.
People who never drank any drinks(alcohol,etc), how?
Underaged. I’ll go to jail.
Whats the most depressing/saddest thing you have done?
I lit a candle, sang happy birthday, and blew it out.
Why are you sorting by new?
How else does anything become "hot"? Somebody has to check out the new stuff as it comes in. Plus, it keeps it fresh.
Why are you on this subreadit ?
Looking for things I can comment yeast on.
Who’s your favorite movie villain(s)?
Killmonger
One day, people suddenly stop dying. Out of the blue, death is no longer a thing. How long would it take for the collective public to notice?
The hospitals will be aware almost immediately.
Why can’t we just play our parts life without the need of having to identify our selves with our roles?
Some people are proud of what they do, and saying "I am a person who is a farmer" instead of " I'm a farmer" would just be weird.
What cartoon from your childhood did you love the most?
Courage the cowardly dog
How do you know if you’re an ugly woman or just average?
People tell you to your face. It happened twice when I was younger.
What is something that almost made you nut?
A horse
What's that useful thing costing below $10, that everyone should buy?
A basic first aid kit. I'm always surprised at how many people don't have the stuff they need to take care of small cuts and such. Although rather than buying a kit, it's usually better to buy the individual pieces separately.
Need help 13+ years drinking daily want to stop how the hell do you?
Professional help is usually required
Ill solve your problem what us it?
Incorrect spelling making sentences incomprehensible?
In the unlikely case that World War III would break out, what would be the possible trigger and scenario?
Someone fucked with China.
Urban explorers, what is your strangest experience in an abandoned building?
Homeless orgy edit for details.... Not exactly urban exploration but one of my friends who lives out of state had asked me to take a quick look at a few properties that he was thinking about buying for a project. These were abandoned and neglected buildings, so not sure what i would find but didn't really think it would get too bad. Most of the properties were just alone and run down, nothing crazy. Last building was broken into and seemed like had been taken over by a crew of homeless people. Things were tagged, walked into the cafeteria area and found a bunch of drugged out and what were probably homeless people having a huge fuckfest. I guess it had turned into the local meth/drug party area with cheap hookers and what not. I called the cops, not sure what they did but the building got burned down a few days later and a body or two was found on the land. My friend actually ended up buying that property, he was planning on tearing everything down anyways and he got a bargain because of the issues.
If you were to take one part of your username, and put it in any movie, or show titles, what would change the plot?
The Bunny instead of The Office. It’s just a bunny doing bunny things. Nothing is the same except he lives on Dwights beet farm
When was the last time you atually scrubbed behind your ears?
My grandfather would always tell me "Don't forget to scrub behind your ears!" As a kid before taking a shower, it's ingrained in me. Same with always wearing my seat belt as my dad always said that everytime we got into the car.
Wanna know what a gamer thinks: If you know you drastically outclass your (rando) opponent, do you still go all-out, or hold back to make it interesting?
I generally will try new strats or tactics I normally wouldn't try in an evenly matched game.
Why male characters in hentai can cum more than once?
Because that’s the way they animated it.
You died and God asks what movie universe you wanted to be reincarnated in, as your current self, abiding by that universe's laws, with no memory of your previous life. What movie universe do you choose? Why?
Ready player one
What is something you hold on to but know there’s no reason to?
Half cut colour papers that I used in some project. I know they won't be used but still, what if.
What is the weirdest shower though you had?
What if life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
What do you do after you realize you screwed up your sleep schedule?
Screw it back.
What if our bodies is just an avatar and we are just tripping on some super strong LSD ?
Then this is a really shitty trip, and I want my money back.
What’s some basic retail etiquette guidelines that you think employees and customers should follow?
Put the items back where they came from
Just how subjective are the Scoville ratings in hot sauces?
Well the Da Bomb Ground Zero sauce is fucking torture yet only in the hundred thousand range apparently. I would say its much tougher than most reaper and scorpion sauces I've had that go in the millions.
What meals do you think wouldn't go well with water?
Imagine wet bread
What is the purpose of labeling everyone?
Because it's easier to address a lot of people by labeling them "everyone". Why?
What’s worse holding in you pee or holing in your poo?
Poo
If you claim gender neutral and die in a car fire, they run your dna what does it show?
it shows that you are dead
How would you help a closed-minded person become more open-minded?
Don’t force anything on to them but finds ways for them to come to conclusions
What was the weirdest and most questionable dream you've had?
Once when I was a wee lad, I dreamt I was friends with this young, tiny tornado. Unfortunately, his big scary tornado father wasn't too happy and swept me up. Still sticks with me to this day...
What famous individual do you want to punch in the face?
The paul brothers
What common saying, no matter how you say it, sounds like dirty talk?
Make Me
What was your proudest fap?
Palutena
Money no longer exists. What do people now use as currency?
Bottle caps.
What are your top two movies or shows you’ve ever seen, and why?
Top two movies: Shaw shank and Interstellar Shows: Breaking bad and Chernobyl
What is some advice about getting girls/guys to become attracted to you?
A MASSIVE ELECTROMAGNET
A private investigator is stalking you, what would they discover?
Private investigator-"shit, I know covid is a thing and all but does this guy ever leave his fucking house?"
What do you need to do to have good friends, when your only friends have more fun with other friends and you're left alone?
1) Ditch friends who don’t have interest in you. That includes friends who constantly are never there for you, you are always nothing but a joke, never invite you, or just overall don’t like you. Now this doesn’t mean to ditch friends who happen to have other friends, understand they want to spend time with them as well.
People who have received texts intended for someone else, what are your best\funniest replies?
Someone texted me asking me when I would pick him up from prison. I replied "wrong number" they replied "I'm not fucking around pick me up" thus began a few minutes of back and forth texting before I just gave up trying to prove I wasn't who he was talking to and he said he wanted to call. I answer and he yells about 30 seconds about how I never listen, always being a bitch, don't mess with him, how *I need to support him in sickness and in health* he stops, I calmly respond in my very I am not a woman voice "you have the wrong number." He hung up on me.
Who was your first celebrity/tv/musician crush?
Ran from Detective Conan
What is your worst Nightmare ?
We are currently living it.
What is a store you miss shopping at that closed years ago?
I used to love to go to record stores.
If the answer is "why yes, but actually no" what is the question?
Are you gay? (gay also means happy if you didn’t know)
What is something you hate about your partner but will never tell them and why?
What is this "partner" you speak of?
Who the fuck are the last slice of pizza?
Timothy, the town drunk
America needs a new name. What shall we call it?
Dwayne
If you were to travel to the medieval era what would you do?
Drink mead and nob a medieval brass.
What’s a way to make ramen next level?
Add a fried egg, a slice of bacon as well.
What do you love about your kitchen?
The way mine is built means almost everything is near me when I’m cooking. It’s amazing!
What is your favorite guilty-pleasure midnight snack?
Chocolate
To people versed in the economy and running businesses, what is your opinion on so many companies "subscriptionizing" services and products?
It’s a steady guaranteed (almost) income stream that you can show your creditors/bank/investors. And I hate it, own my Adobe products among others and will never go subscription.
what is consired normal to you but illegal elsewhere?
4 wife's
What's the worst social media platform, and why?
All of them. I couldn't even imagine how different things would be without it.
What is it about black eyed peas this time of year?
Idk they’re terrible year-round
"A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin is probably the only song meant for women that men constantly find themselves singing, what other songs have this same effect?
Single ladies Beyonce
Have you ever found an address using a license plate or VIN number and if so how?
Alright Mr. Stalker. Time to put the internet down for today.
Should single parents disclose that they have children on dating profiles? Why, why not?
Yes of course. Some people don't want to be involved with people who have children.
Apartment dwellers who don’t know the people above them, what can you tell us about your neighbours?
They seem to think no one else exists and make all types of noise at all hours of the night
What makes your life worth living?
My turtles
Is it uncommon for people to not know how to ride a bike?
Depends on where you are.
If animals thought in English, what would they call us?
food givers.
People who used to worked at McDonald's, etc., how has your life changed since you left it?
Worked at McDonald's from 16 to 17, it inspired me to work hard and bust my ass so I never have to work in fast food ever again. Fuck that disgusting shit.
What has been in your thoughts lately that you want to let out?
I’m told that I’m a very positive and kind person. I like being that, but I am human and do have bad days. I’m legitimately afraid of either slipping up and accidentally hurting someone or one day just not being friends with anyone at all.
what is the purpose of your life?
Being a degenerate and maybe become a doctor one day
Why do you feel running your fingers under hot water after guitar practice feels better or worse than your abs the day after a workout?
/r/titlegore
Uncircumcised men: what is it like?
4 skins
If you could change one thing about your significant other what would it be?
His anxiety and self esteem issues. I want him to be able to accept that he's awesome and the best ever
What is the funniest movie ever?
Airplane! [It's been proven by science](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/9525372/Airplane-funniest-film-ever-research-finds.html)
What do movies need to be good?
- A character saying the name of the film (usually in the first 30 min) - Boob scene
You now have the power to turn anything perfectly symmetrical. What do you do with this seemingly useless power?
Fix most things in r/ mildly infuriating
What car is “perfect”?
El camino ss
People who read newspapers or watch news every single day, why?
I like to stay informed.
What is a quote in your life that you always come back to?
With great power comes great responsibility
What in the world is sex?
You’ll find out when you’re older
Who is the most likeable villain from any show or movie?
Megamind from (you guessed it) Megamind
People who sleep naked, why?
i overheat really badly. i only sleep with one thin blanket and, if i’m not naked and the fan isn’t on, i wake up drenched in sweat.
People who have tried viagra, what was your experience like?
Uplifting
What do you have a collection of?
guitar pedals
What is your go-to "fun fact" about yourself?
I still have alot of my baby teeth because most of my adult teeth never formed
What are the most common mistakes in English people make in your opinion?
The proper usage of “it’s” and “its”.
You have to turn into an animal every full moon, werewolf style, what animal do you turn into?
Cave bear.
What's your biggest "Story of My Life" moment?
Stubbed my big toe My mum made me go get it checked out Doctors said if ive broke it at the top its fine just gets strapped if its at the bottom i need a cast Xray results came in and showes i had broken my foot in 3 places
What is a quirky and underrated musician that you know of?
Sufjan Stevens
If tattoos moved like gifs, what tattoo would you get?
Rorschach face tatt.