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What was your worst experience with a psychiatrist?	Hm. I had one when I was 15? that put me on a medication that I didn’t need that caused a psychotic break. She insisted to my parents that it wasn’t the medication, and that I needed to continue to take the medication because of the psychosis. Funny how 2 days after stopping the medication, things went back to normal and I’ve never experienced psychosis since
Why should Blockbuster hire you?	They shouldn’t. The commute to their last location would be a couple of hours for me, and they couldn’t pay me enough to get me to leave my current employer.
What’s your theory about Queen Elizabeth II?	She got lips that grip
[Serious] How do you motivate yourself to get out of bed everyday?	I pretend there is a spider crawling towards my feet.
For the people that haved depression. how did you recovered from that?	It's more of a manage thing than a recover thing.
What is something as a kid you thought was one thing , but now that your older you realize is something totally different?	I thought adults could get to do what they wanted; obviously, that was a lie.
What’s something that’s never gonna go out of style?	Jeans.
What is the most controversial thing you can think of?	Die Hard is a Christmas movie!!! And I’ll die on this hill.
People who play Among us, what was the weirdest instance that you saw of people using it as a dating app?	I don’t know if this counts but there were these these three ladies that kept calling this dude “daddy” and would call emergency meetings just so they could talk to this one guy. We decided to just vote them off after one of ‘em asked for his phone number.
What makes you a good employee?	That i always keeps calm and not stressing whatever happens, even when my colleague freaks out or dont know what to do
What is the difference between a 30 dollar and a 2000+ dollar bottle of alcohol?	About 1900$ of bottle
What are some signs a guy is into a girl?	He says "I like like you" to her
You have the power to give anyone déja vú. When is the most inopportune time to strike?	if you mean inopportune as in the weirdest/most uncomfortable time for the target, then activate it just before they wake up, so that they think they're still dreaming when they wake up.
Thinking of your childhood, what did you do when you got home from school?	I’d make a box of Mac and cheese or some top ramen and then I’d watch sportcenter on ESPN, that was my typical childhood day after school. Is usually be home about two hours alone.
What countries have the best and worst food?	Best food is Spain! Worst food is U.K.
What differentiates genuine straight bromance to being gay?	Bromance is friendly chemistry, gay is sexual
Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?	a good time
What’s the first thing you’re gonna do once covid finally ends?	Poop in the yard
What is a good product or ingredient that instantly dries something out?	A sponge
How does Brexit look to people not in the U.K.? Our media is biased here, are there any countries where the media is truthful and unbiased? What do you think are the pros and cons of Brexit?	Looks like britain is doing it's best america impersonation
Which invention, since the beginning of time, do you feel has changed the most since it was first invented?	The wheel. So many things we use on a daily basis have the wheel as their common "ancestor".
Which movie is better: 2001: A Space Odyssey or Captain Marvel?	2001 A Space odyssey is far superior.
Are black eyed peas supposed to taste like dirt? And if so, why do people like them?	They’re supposed to taste like bacon or smoked pork
People who use/carry two phones, why?	Personal phone and work phone.
What are some obscure/random topics you’re knowledgeable in?	Lockpicking.
What is one funny joke you can think of from the top of your head?	How do you spell Canada? C-eh-N-eh-D-eh.
What are your favourite pet names to call and to be called?	had a friend jokingly call my his big sweet prince while drunk.. was kinda nice... lol
How hard are you right now?	Wouldn't you like to know.
When would you cash in your nword pass if you had one?	When I met Samuel L. Jackson Edit: or Quentin Tarantino
What are some interesting documentaries you’ve watched?	Free Solo is excellent
What’s your awful claim to fame?	So, before I moved, I was apparently referred to as ‘the guy that’ll walk around naked’ Problem was, I was caught by my friend & a small group of his friends beating my beat. After I finished, I didn’t even bother to get redressed because they all already saw everything🤷🏽‍♂️
What is the coolest blade out there?	Wesley Snipes
You could turn one legal thing into an illegal thing. What are you going to choose?	corporate lobbying
What moment was it made you think “I need a new job”?	I’m working at a community centre where we get asked for everything under the sun, and usually for/about things that has nothing to do with the services we offer, but we are also USUALLY happy to help anyways. One of the things we do is distribute masks, where residents in the neighbourhood can collect within a certain timeline, usually two weeks at a time, and there has been a distribution at least once every one to two months since COVID started. One guy came three days after the end of one of the distribution dates and asked why he couldn’t collect his. We explained that there was a two week distribution period and that our remaining stock are already returned to the organisation and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “well if there are no masks, then why are you sitting here? Is your boss paying you to sit here to do nothing?” I took a deep breath and politely pointed to the line he was holding up behind him and said “I am certain I’m not doing nothing for the rest of the day.” Today, out of goodwill, I stepped out to help a lady who kept knocking on our glass door at 9:30am (we open at 10), and asked how I can help her. She wanted a specific calendar that wasn’t given out by another organisation, which was mailed out to everyone in this neighbourhood, saying she didn’t receive hers. I carried on to explain that she should ask the other organisation, looked up their number and gave it to her, and then she asked me how to get to their office if she wanted to go. I explained to her the location of the office and told her “it is just above the supermarket” and she asked “what do you mean?”, so I said “the office is right above the supermarket” and she asked again, “what do you mean?”, so I patiently said “when you’re standing outside of the supermarket, and you look up, you can see the office one floor above” to which, she goes “what do you mean?” AGAIN. I gathered all the patience I have left and told her “supermarket, first floor. office, second floor” and she responded with....“Why are you talking to me like I’m stupid?” I need a new job.
New to Nintendo Switch - what games are a must have for a 5 year old?	Mario kart 8 deluxe
What might seem rare but actually common amongst people?	Depression
Anybody else also disappointed by friends who refuse to isolate during the pandemic? How do you reconcile this with your friends?	I don't. I live with elderly parents, I can't jeopardize my health like that. You want to be dumb, keep the hell away from me.
What is the worst lie you’ve ever told?	"Worst lie," as in "a lie that I now regret telling" or "a lie that I wasn't able to pull off"?
What is your irrational fear?	It would be easier to tell you what isn’t
Which celebrity do you hope is as good and pure as you assume?	Tom Hanks
How long did it take you to get used to putting in and taking out contact lenses?	It took me a solid month, years ago. I cannot stand anything near my eyes so I had a much harder time. Don’t laugh too hard at this: I used tape every morning and would tape my eyelids open. It was the -only- way I could get used to the sensation. It worked! After a while.
If you could travel back to a single point in the past, where would you go, what preparations would you make, and why?	They day my grandma died so I could give her cpr
What are the medical implications of shoving a bicycle pump into your pecker to inflat your balls?	What
What is the smallest thing someone would have to say to you for you to cus them out?	Astros won the world series fairly. I know its weird but fuck the Astros
What’s the worst typo someone could make?	I'm cuming 🤦🏾‍♂️
When were you a statistical anomaly?	A ginger to non ginger parents
What is your hometown famous for?	Ryan Leaf
People here, who have quit PhDs, why did you do it?	I am 1 year and 3 months into my PhD in Molecular Biology in Germany. I wish to quit so bad. I feel like crying every morning I have to get up and be there. The science is not exciting anymore. It's a crazy repeat of experiment and months of work for a tiny graph, explaining a very narrow phenomenon and hoping to get published somewhere so you can go about it all over again. I talked with my senior colleagues how they are feeling about this hamster wheel and most are oblivious and just hope to finish asap (no matter the science) and find some corporate job but in no way staying in academia or research. I was naïve when I started, I thought that doing a PhD will somehow elevate my understanding on how things work and then perhaps contribute to something that improves life but all I learned is how (at least my lab) to rat race towards the next paper. Therefore I will take some days off because I signed up for a 3 week programming bootcamp and see if coding is a better endeavor than being a pipetting machine. If I do enjoy it even a tiny bit I am jumping ships now. And these are the reasons I will quit.
[Serious] How did you propose to your significant other?	Over pizza and a movie
What’s your choice of a midnight snack?	Burger and steak with a side of cholesterol
Is video game design a good career, and why?	It is if you have a sincere talent and a knack for it. If you just wanna do that because you love games — don’t. You’ll be disappointed in how hard it is to work your way up to anything remotely fun in that industry (assuming you’re just in it to “play new games”). If you’re in it for the nitty gritty climb and you know you have an edge, go for it!
When do you think the use of flying cars will become a thing?	Never. They're not really practical. Unless we figure out flight without burning fossil fuels.
People who moved to the US from another country, do you enjoy it? Do you miss your old country and plan on staying long term or plan on moving back soon?	Here for the comments.
What is something that your profession allows you to do, that would otherwise be illegal?	Legally entering past people's "Tresspassing/Private Property" signs.
They say “everyone is struggling with something” and “everyone has a story to tell” - what’s your struggle and/or life story?	I have to pee but I'm very comfortable in bed and the cat is next to me sleeping and if I get up she'll probably leave
What was the most "Dad" thing your Dad ever did?	Disappear
What is the most satisfying part of your Minecraft experience?	Mining is pretty relaxing. I like to get on my kids worlds and mine for them. Relaxing for me and they get a chest full of materials.
What did you think wasn’t a crime until it was too late?	Sampling candy in the bulk candy section
You now have the ability to laugh like the Joker. How do you use your laugh in any situation?	It becomes my orgasm sound.
Who do you like more Ben Shapiro or Ann Coulter??	Can I say neither?
What is the worst date you've ever been on?	Went to a high end steakhouse. She ordered a $225 appetizer, a $300 steak, and $120 bottle of wine. Talked about her ex most of the night. I had to order another bottle of wine, and half a bottle of Scotch, one glass at a time, to drown the drone of her voice out and make it through the night without being an asshole. The kicker, we were on a double date, and there was no way out. Never talked to her again. Told my friends that if they ever go out with her, under no circumstance invite me.
You can eat one mythological creature. What do you pick?	The hydra because if you do it right it's infinite food.
What would you like to be doing right now?	not comment this anyway
If your family was a movie, what rating would it be?	Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxx
What (if anything) made you realize money doesn’t buy happiness?	When I used an infinite money hack on an old racing game and the luster of the high-end cars eventually wore off. I thought to myself, "wait, wouldn't it eventually feel this way IRL if I had more money than I could spend?"
[Serious] What is your phobia story? To what extent did it make you that scared to have a phobia?	I went outside to do yardwork. I felt a sharp pain on my arm, then I felt one on the back of my neck. It was then I realized I was being swarmed by ground wasps. I took off running into the garage, taking off my shirt and pants as i did because they were all over me. I ran in the house shedding what was left and still managed to bring in a handful of them. I had 6 stings, and for about 4 months afterwords even hearing a buzzing sound sent me into hysterics. Now if I see anything with a stinger I immediately start panicking and I have to get away.
What problem do you need to solve now? What would help you?	Not being bisexual and just straight instead
What should be googled right now?	grapefruit technique
What are your views on TikTok?	There should be age restrictions I don't like the idea of 8 year olds doing the way dance and 40 year olds watching
How is your life like now since COVID disappeared?	... am I missing something? COVID hasn’t disappeared and never will
People who grew up in third-world countries, what was the biggest shock for you when moving into a developed country?	One of my interpreters from Iraq told me he couldn't believe how little dirt there was and that he could stay clean throughout the day. His wife was amazed how long the clothes and shoes lasted, they would always talk about wearing the same pair of shoes for more than 6 months without tears or broken sandal straps with a sense of pride.
What is the most damage you could do with five dollars?	2 words :Taco bell
Who are some actors and actresses who are constantly cast as the “best friend”, but whom you believe deserve to star in their own film?	Judy Greer
How do you spell the color that results from mixing black and white?	Grey.
People who thought they were getting a temporary job but actually had your life impacted by it, what happened?	Hired by a university in the UK as a teenager to clean up a room full of 100's of old computers. Was bored and decided to walk around campus. Saw a presentation on moving to Canada for a gap year and decided to attend to waste some time... lived in Canada for 16 years now, married to a Canadian and have a 4 year old daughter.
What's your favourite weird food combination?	Weirdest I get is chips on sandwiches and I feel like I'm 5 everytime I do it.
God hires you as a developer of real life and asks you to make a major update. What do you do?	Increase Empathy by 90% Decrease Apathy by 50% Increase Intelligence by 50% Enable 'Common Sense' trait on all human players. Remove 'Crushing Depression' debuff from the game.
Customer Service Workers: What's the worst thing you've had to explain to an adult?	That snow melts into a liquid. Woman (easily mid 30s) dropped her phone in the snow and didn’t find it for days. Once she found it of course it didn’t work. Took it to service. She told me this as she brought it to get it fixed. I opened it up and it was soaked through. I told her that yeah liquid got inside of it and it fried the electronics. She fought back that it was in the snow and it never got on water or wet with rain. She asked for my manager. Screamed at me about how dare I accuse her of lying about the liquid it only was covered in snow. Manager fucking let her have a free phone...
What’s the most intriguing Internet rabbit-hole that you’ve ever experienced?	Blood type conspiracies
If you could change the opinion of every person in the world to match yours about one thing, what would it be?	Every decision should be made based solely on facts
People that have lived outside their home country, what everyday thing did you miss the most?	Tap water that was drinkable without treatment. Or Taco Bell.
Where would be a good place to purchase a hamster in ohio?	A pet store. Tf?
Headlight restoration. What do you think about using a clear coat (spray paint) on headlights after cleaning the plastic lens?	Will it stick to the plastic? It might even refract differently as a second layer. Seems like a waste/needless risk. IMO edit nvm, google says they have good products for this purpose "After sanding and polishing the headlights, it is best to apply two or three coats of clear coat. This will not only protect the headlights from future UV damage, but it will give the lenses unsurpassed clarity"
What does Buddhism get wrong?	It is right that to live is to suffer, especially since last year
What do you truly desire?	Is that you lucifer
How do you distinguish a friend from a curious person? How do you recognize them?	What do you even mean?
What’s the first thing you would do if COVID disappeared?	Watch a movie, eat a nice dinner out, go on a nice date.
People without butt cracks, why?	They filled in the space with caulk .
How do you cope with the fact that anybody you know can be gone in an instant?	Can't change it, so why dwell.
Female Twitch streamers, how much cleavage do you show on stream?	7 cleavage
At what age did you realize you took your family for granted?	They are all idiots, controlling, and abusive. And I took for granted that that kind of behavior was normal.
What's blue and smells like red paint?	Your mom
At what point/age did you finally feel like an adult and why?	25 when I was genuinely excited about a new dish scrubber.
How can we move beyond the gender construct?	It's not a construct. It's a basic fact of biology.
Be honest, what would you prefer to be doing at the moment?	traveling... 😭
Why do you lie?	To get out of situations I don't want to be involved in.
What was the most badass moment of your life?	I had a hysterectomy at 22 due to medical problems i dont have any kids or anything and it was a very rare condition and surgery but psrt of the surgery is they remove the womb via your private parts So noy only did i recover from a serious health condition but i technically gave birth.... To my own womb Thats pretty badass
What was the Cringy phase you went through?	Being a scene kid while also being a jock... tough times.
If you can make a any punishment for a pedo as a judge without causing death what you make their punishment?	Castration. Not just balls, dick too.
People who have/had depression: What was it like? Do you still have it? If not, how did you escape?	A shark has to swim constantly to avoid sinking to the bottom of the ocean. I find that as long as I’m constantly working and doing things to move forward the less likely I am to sink into a depression. I don’t think it’s cured. I just think I’m doing well at outrunning it

What was your worst experience with a psychiatrist?

Hm. I had one when I was 15? that put me on a medication that I didn’t need that caused a psychotic break. She insisted to my parents that it wasn’t the medication, and that I needed to continue to take the medication because of the psychosis. Funny how 2 days after stopping the medication, things went back to normal and I’ve never experienced psychosis since

Why should Blockbuster hire you?

They shouldn’t. The commute to their last location would be a couple of hours for me, and they couldn’t pay me enough to get me to leave my current employer.

What’s your theory about Queen Elizabeth II?

She got lips that grip

[Serious] How do you motivate yourself to get out of bed everyday?

I pretend there is a spider crawling towards my feet.

For the people that haved depression. how did you recovered from that?

It's more of a manage thing than a recover thing.

What is something as a kid you thought was one thing , but now that your older you realize is something totally different?

I thought adults could get to do what they wanted; obviously, that was a lie.

What’s something that’s never gonna go out of style?

Jeans.

What is the most controversial thing you can think of?

Die Hard is a Christmas movie!!! And I’ll die on this hill.

People who play Among us, what was the weirdest instance that you saw of people using it as a dating app?

I don’t know if this counts but there were these these three ladies that kept calling this dude “daddy” and would call emergency meetings just so they could talk to this one guy. We decided to just vote them off after one of ‘em asked for his phone number.

What makes you a good employee?

That i always keeps calm and not stressing whatever happens, even when my colleague freaks out or dont know what to do

What is the difference between a 30 dollar and a 2000+ dollar bottle of alcohol?

About 1900$ of bottle

What are some signs a guy is into a girl?

He says "I *like* like you" to her

You have the power to give anyone déja vú. When is the most inopportune time to strike?

if you mean inopportune as in the weirdest/most uncomfortable time for the target, then activate it just before they wake up, so that they think they're still dreaming when they wake up.

Thinking of your childhood, what did you do when you got home from school?

I’d make a box of Mac and cheese or some top ramen and then I’d watch sportcenter on ESPN, that was my typical childhood day after school. Is usually be home about two hours alone.

What countries have the best and worst food?

Best food is Spain! Worst food is U.K.

What differentiates genuine straight bromance to being gay?

Bromance is friendly chemistry, gay is sexual

Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?

a good time

What’s the first thing you’re gonna do once covid finally ends?

Poop in the yard

What is a good product or ingredient that instantly dries something out?

A sponge

How does Brexit look to people not in the U.K.? Our media is biased here, are there any countries where the media is truthful and unbiased? What do you think are the pros and cons of Brexit?

Looks like britain is doing it's best america impersonation

Which invention, since the beginning of time, do you feel has changed the most since it was first invented?

The wheel. So many things we use on a daily basis have the wheel as their common "ancestor".

Which movie is better: 2001: A Space Odyssey or Captain Marvel?

2001 A Space odyssey is far superior.

Are black eyed peas supposed to taste like dirt? And if so, why do people like them?

They’re supposed to taste like bacon or smoked pork

People who use/carry two phones, why?

Personal phone and work phone.

What are some obscure/random topics you’re knowledgeable in?

Lockpicking.

What is one funny joke you can think of from the top of your head?

How do you spell Canada? C-eh-N-eh-D-eh.

What are your favourite pet names to call and to be called?

had a friend jokingly call my his big sweet prince while drunk.. was kinda nice... lol

How hard are you right now?

Wouldn't you like to know.

When would you cash in your nword pass if you had one?

When I met Samuel L. Jackson Edit: or Quentin Tarantino

What are some interesting documentaries you’ve watched?

Free Solo is excellent

What’s your awful claim to fame?

So, before I moved, I was apparently referred to as ‘the guy that’ll walk around naked’ Problem was, I was caught by my friend & a small group of his friends beating my beat. After I finished, I didn’t even bother to get redressed because they all already saw everything🤷🏽‍♂️

What is the coolest blade out there?

Wesley Snipes

You could turn one legal thing into an illegal thing. What are you going to choose?

corporate lobbying

What moment was it made you think “I need a new job”?

I’m working at a community centre where we get asked for everything under the sun, and usually for/about things that has nothing to do with the services we offer, but we are also USUALLY happy to help anyways. One of the things we do is distribute masks, where residents in the neighbourhood can collect within a certain timeline, usually two weeks at a time, and there has been a distribution at least once every one to two months since COVID started. One guy came three days after the end of one of the distribution dates and asked why he couldn’t collect his. We explained that there was a two week distribution period and that our remaining stock are already returned to the organisation and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “well if there are no masks, then why are you sitting here? Is your boss paying you to sit here to do nothing?” I took a deep breath and politely pointed to the line he was holding up behind him and said “I am certain I’m not doing nothing for the rest of the day.” Today, out of goodwill, I stepped out to help a lady who kept knocking on our glass door at 9:30am (we open at 10), and asked how I can help her. She wanted a specific calendar that wasn’t given out by another organisation, which was mailed out to everyone in this neighbourhood, saying she didn’t receive hers. I carried on to explain that she should ask the other organisation, looked up their number and gave it to her, and then she asked me how to get to their office if she wanted to go. I explained to her the location of the office and told her “it is just above the supermarket” and she asked “what do you mean?”, so I said “the office is right above the supermarket” and she asked again, “what do you mean?”, so I patiently said “when you’re standing outside of the supermarket, and you look up, you can see the office one floor above” to which, she goes “what do you mean?” AGAIN. I gathered all the patience I have left and told her “supermarket, first floor. office, second floor” and she responded with....“Why are you talking to me like I’m stupid?” I need a new job.

New to Nintendo Switch - what games are a must have for a 5 year old?

Mario kart 8 deluxe

What might seem rare but actually common amongst people?

Depression

Anybody else also disappointed by friends who refuse to isolate during the pandemic? How do you reconcile this with your friends?

I don't. I live with elderly parents, I can't jeopardize my health like that. You want to be dumb, keep the hell away from me.

What is the worst lie you’ve ever told?

"Worst lie," as in "a lie that I now regret telling" or "a lie that I wasn't able to pull off"?

What is your irrational fear?

It would be easier to tell you what isn’t

Which celebrity do you hope is as good and pure as you assume?

Tom Hanks

How long did it take you to get used to putting in and taking out contact lenses?

It took me a solid month, years ago. I cannot stand anything near my eyes so I had a much harder time. Don’t laugh too hard at this: I used tape every morning and would tape my eyelids open. It was the -only- way I could get used to the sensation. It worked! After a while.

If you could travel back to a single point in the past, where would you go, what preparations would you make, and why?

They day my grandma died so I could give her cpr

What are the medical implications of shoving a bicycle pump into your pecker to inflat your balls?

What

What is the smallest thing someone would have to say to you for you to cus them out?

Astros won the world series fairly. I know its weird but fuck the Astros

What’s the worst typo someone could make?

I'm cuming 🤦🏾‍♂️

When were you a statistical anomaly?

A ginger to non ginger parents

What is your hometown famous for?

Ryan Leaf

People here, who have quit PhDs, why did you do it?

I am 1 year and 3 months into my PhD in Molecular Biology in Germany. I wish to quit so bad. I feel like crying every morning I have to get up and be there. The science is not exciting anymore. It's a crazy repeat of experiment and months of work for a tiny graph, explaining a very narrow phenomenon and hoping to get published somewhere so you can go about it all over again. I talked with my senior colleagues how they are feeling about this hamster wheel and most are oblivious and just hope to finish asap (no matter the science) and find some corporate job but in no way staying in academia or research. I was naïve when I started, I thought that doing a PhD will somehow elevate my understanding on how things work and then perhaps contribute to something that improves life but all I learned is how (at least my lab) to rat race towards the next paper. Therefore I will take some days off because I signed up for a 3 week programming bootcamp and see if coding is a better endeavor than being a pipetting machine. If I do enjoy it even a tiny bit I am jumping ships now. And these are the reasons I will quit.

[Serious] How did you propose to your significant other?

Over pizza and a movie

What’s your choice of a midnight snack?

Burger and steak with a side of cholesterol

Is video game design a good career, and why?

It is if you have a sincere talent and a knack for it. If you just wanna do that because you love games — don’t. You’ll be disappointed in how hard it is to work your way up to anything remotely fun in that industry (assuming you’re just in it to “play new games”). If you’re in it for the nitty gritty climb and you know you have an edge, go for it!

When do you think the use of flying cars will become a thing?

Never. They're not really practical. Unless we figure out flight without burning fossil fuels.

People who moved to the US from another country, do you enjoy it? Do you miss your old country and plan on staying long term or plan on moving back soon?

Here for the comments.

What is something that your profession allows you to do, that would otherwise be illegal?

Legally entering past people's "Tresspassing/Private Property" signs.

They say “everyone is struggling with something” and “everyone has a story to tell” - what’s your struggle and/or life story?

I have to pee but I'm very comfortable in bed and the cat is next to me sleeping and if I get up she'll probably leave

What was the most "Dad" thing your Dad ever did?

Disappear

What is the most satisfying part of your Minecraft experience?

Mining is pretty relaxing. I like to get on my kids worlds and mine for them. Relaxing for me and they get a chest full of materials.

What did you think wasn’t a crime until it was too late?

Sampling candy in the bulk candy section

You now have the ability to laugh like the Joker. How do you use your laugh in any situation?

It becomes my orgasm sound.

Who do you like more Ben Shapiro or Ann Coulter??

Can I say neither?

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

Went to a high end steakhouse. She ordered a $225 appetizer, a $300 steak, and $120 bottle of wine. Talked about her ex most of the night. I had to order another bottle of wine, and half a bottle of Scotch, one glass at a time, to drown the drone of her voice out and make it through the night without being an asshole. The kicker, we were on a double date, and there was no way out. Never talked to her again. Told my friends that if they ever go out with her, under no circumstance invite me.

You can eat one mythological creature. What do you pick?

The hydra because if you do it right it's infinite food.

What would you like to be doing right now?

not comment this anyway

If your family was a movie, what rating would it be?

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxx

What (if anything) made you realize money doesn’t buy happiness?

When I used an infinite money hack on an old racing game and the luster of the high-end cars eventually wore off. I thought to myself, "wait, wouldn't it eventually feel this way IRL if I had more money than I could spend?"

[Serious] What is your phobia story? To what extent did it make you that scared to have a phobia?

I went outside to do yardwork. I felt a sharp pain on my arm, then I felt one on the back of my neck. It was then I realized I was being swarmed by ground wasps. I took off running into the garage, taking off my shirt and pants as i did because they were all over me. I ran in the house shedding what was left and still managed to bring in a handful of them. I had 6 stings, and for about 4 months afterwords even hearing a buzzing sound sent me into hysterics. Now if I see anything with a stinger I immediately start panicking and I have to get away.

What problem do you need to solve now? What would help you?

Not being bisexual and just straight instead

What should be googled right now?

grapefruit technique

What are your views on TikTok?

There should be age restrictions I don't like the idea of 8 year olds doing the way dance and 40 year olds watching

How is your life like now since COVID disappeared?

... am I missing something? COVID hasn’t disappeared and never will

People who grew up in third-world countries, what was the biggest shock for you when moving into a developed country?

One of my interpreters from Iraq told me he couldn't believe how little dirt there was and that he could stay clean throughout the day. His wife was amazed how long the clothes and shoes lasted, they would always talk about wearing the same pair of shoes for more than 6 months without tears or broken sandal straps with a sense of pride.

What is the most damage you could do with five dollars?

2 words :Taco bell

Who are some actors and actresses who are constantly cast as the “best friend”, but whom you believe deserve to star in their own film?

Judy Greer

How do you spell the color that results from mixing black and white?

Grey.

People who thought they were getting a temporary job but actually had your life impacted by it, what happened?

Hired by a university in the UK as a teenager to clean up a room full of 100's of old computers. Was bored and decided to walk around campus. Saw a presentation on moving to Canada for a gap year and decided to attend to waste some time... lived in Canada for 16 years now, married to a Canadian and have a 4 year old daughter.

What's your favourite weird food combination?

Weirdest I get is chips on sandwiches and I feel like I'm 5 everytime I do it.

God hires you as a developer of real life and asks you to make a major update. What do you do?

Increase Empathy by 90% Decrease Apathy by 50% Increase Intelligence by 50% Enable 'Common Sense' trait on all human players. Remove 'Crushing Depression' debuff from the game.

Customer Service Workers: What's the worst thing you've had to explain to an adult?

That snow melts into a liquid. Woman (easily mid 30s) dropped her phone in the snow and didn’t find it for days. Once she found it of course it didn’t work. Took it to service. She told me this as she brought it to get it fixed. I opened it up and it was soaked through. I told her that yeah liquid got inside of it and it fried the electronics. She fought back that it was in the snow and it never got on water or wet with rain. She asked for my manager. Screamed at me about how dare I accuse her of lying about the liquid it only was covered in snow. Manager fucking let her have a free phone...

What’s the most intriguing Internet rabbit-hole that you’ve ever experienced?

Blood type conspiracies

If you could change the opinion of every person in the world to match yours about one thing, what would it be?

Every decision should be made based solely on facts

People that have lived outside their home country, what everyday thing did you miss the most?

Tap water that was drinkable without treatment. Or Taco Bell.

Where would be a good place to purchase a hamster in ohio?

A pet store. Tf?

Headlight restoration. What do you think about using a clear coat (spray paint) on headlights after cleaning the plastic lens?

Will it stick to the plastic? It might even refract differently as a second layer. Seems like a waste/needless risk. IMO edit nvm, google says they have good products for this purpose "After sanding and polishing the headlights, it is best to apply two or three coats of clear coat. This will not only protect the headlights from future UV damage, but it will give the lenses unsurpassed clarity"

What does Buddhism get wrong?

It is right that to live is to suffer, especially since last year

What do you truly desire?

Is that you lucifer

How do you distinguish a friend from a curious person? How do you recognize them?

What do you even mean?

What’s the first thing you would do if COVID disappeared?

Watch a movie, eat a nice dinner out, go on a nice date.

People without butt cracks, why?

They filled in the space with caulk .

How do you cope with the fact that anybody you know can be gone in an instant?

Can't change it, so why dwell.

Female Twitch streamers, how much cleavage do you show on stream?

7 cleavage

At what age did you realize you took your family for granted?

They are all idiots, controlling, and abusive. And I took for granted that that kind of behavior was normal.

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Your mom

At what point/age did you finally feel like an adult and why?

25 when I was genuinely excited about a new dish scrubber.

How can we move beyond the gender construct?

It's not a construct. It's a basic fact of biology.

Be honest, what would you prefer to be doing at the moment?

traveling... 😭

Why do you lie?

To get out of situations I don't want to be involved in.

What was the most badass moment of your life?

I had a hysterectomy at 22 due to medical problems i dont have any kids or anything and it was a very rare condition and surgery but psrt of the surgery is they remove the womb via your private parts So noy only did i recover from a serious health condition but i technically gave birth.... To my own womb Thats pretty badass

What was the Cringy phase you went through?

Being a scene kid while also being a jock... tough times.

If you can make a any punishment for a pedo as a judge without causing death what you make their punishment?

Castration. Not just balls, dick too.

People who have/had depression: What was it like? Do you still have it? If not, how did you escape?

A shark has to swim constantly to avoid sinking to the bottom of the ocean. I find that as long as I’m constantly working and doing things to move forward the less likely I am to sink into a depression. I don’t think it’s cured. I just think I’m doing well at outrunning it