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To clear things up, is it: Swallow, chew, open mouth, then bite? Or open mouth, chew, swallow, then bite? Why do you think so?
You're really stupid
What’s a piece of information you know, which feels illegal to know?
That it all really is rigged.
What’s a little strange you did for some change?
I was short by one penny at Walmart, I asked the lady next to me st self checkout for a penny. She laughed...then she paid my whole bill which was like 10$. Then gave me 500$ cash. I wish her well, and I hope God gives her a million fold over.
your new girlfriend says that her pussy is to stretched out from here boyfriend whos cock was way to big, so the only sex she can have with you is mind fucking you, how long will the love last please explain ?
Vaginas don't work like that. You know new humans literally slide out of them, right?
What’s the hardest habit to break?
Smoking
What are your thoughts on those who ‘test’ their partner’s loyalty?
They don't really care about their partner they just want to control them.
What is an "Instakill" in real life?
A gunshot to the head
You are transported 10 feet to your right. How screwed are you?
I suffocate in a wall and die
How old will you be when you retire? Will you retire?
I will be 55 when I retire because I will be dead
What 3 items would you take with you if you were going to survive a month in the woods (non clothing)?
knife, gun, and bullets, because there ain’t no way i’m living a month in the woods
[Serious] How does life not get better after 30?
Back problems
If being a slut is so empowering, then why are sluts ashamed of being one?
being a slut is so empowering=only morons think this
What's a movie that everyone loves that you can't stand?
Anything Marvel
Is humanity inherently “good” or inherently “evil?” Why do you feel this way?
both
What things you have borrowed but never returned?
Food
What things are better freestyled?
Cooking
What is impressive but doesn’t look impressive at all?
the size to strength ratio of an ant.
What's the best thing you own that cost under $50?
If you invest $50/month in a Roth IRA in a low fee index fund that averages 10% starting at age 18, you could have $575,000 when you're ready to retire at age 65. Not quite the question, but $50 can go a long way!
What is the average age of those who identify as American communist's and why do you support it?
18-28 white male with a college education, and have conveniently ignored the outcome of communism in all of its implementations. High chance mommy and daddy pay for everything they own
What was the most disappointing moment of your life?
watching star wars episode 9
Throughout your life, what has consistently been your favorite game to play?
Runescape.... That stuff be meth.
Let’s say there’s a registry of must-watch movies of all-time. What one movie do you want to add to the registry?
Kubo and the Two Strings
People who had paid to give a stranger an award, why?
Someone gave this platinum. It would be nice if I got one, just saying
How would you spend your time if you didn’t have to work?
Continue to do what I do for free because I love it.
Whats the dumbest reason someone got mad at you?
Because I was mad at them.
What is your biggest pet peeve about your spouse/best friend?
When they say that a situation is awkward just because it is quiet. The situation is almost never awkward until they say that it was awkward, and it gets on my nerves every time. Just because no one is saying anything for a couple of minutes doesn’t make it awkward.
What event really impacted the kind of person you wanted to be?
Having a child at 18. Completely defined who I have become.
Who have you forgiven and how long did it take?
Everyone. I let it go quickly. We call it “carrying a grudge”. Guess who does the carrying and who doesn’t.
people who didnt graduate and are on a minumum wage job (no special skills, talent), how do you maintain happiness?
im not trying to put anyone down its just that my life is exactly this, and im so scared and cant stop crying right now , im 27 unemployed with no future
What do you think of black nail polish?
I think it can work, but it depends on the look you're going for. That's true for any color of nail polish, though.
Active members: What is your story of being in a community that is a total shit show?
r/unpopularopinion is full of arguing and toxicity. It’s also slowly becoming an alt-right safe space.
How would the world change if humans could double jump?
No fall damage just jump before hitting the ground
Who became famous/rich mainly because people were horny?
Kim Kardashian?
What things are mildly annoying/inconsequential while sober but extremely satisfying/entertaining while high?
Pulling napkins from the dispenser in slo mo
What are the most unique, out of the box video game abilities you can think of?
Poopy fucker fucks "Can instantly seduce any NPC, but the NPC gets hemorrhoids."
Did religions ever wonder about the scientific achievements and progress? What are few example concepts religions gave up and embraced science?
350 years after oppressing him, the Catholic Church finally admitted that Galileo's science was correct and "forgave" him. *More than 350 years after the Roman Catholic Church condemned Galileo, Pope John Paul II is poised to rectify one of the Church's most infamous wrongs -- the persecution of the Italian astronomer and physicist for proving the Earth moves around the Sun.* *With a formal statement at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences on Saturday, Vatican officials said the Pope will formally close a 13-year investigation into the Church's condemnation of Galileo in 1633. The condemnation, which forced the astronomer and physicist to recant his discoveries, led to Galileo's house arrest for eight years before his death in 1642 at the age of 77.*
Is Adam Sandler funny? What do you think?
No. But he's pretty smart, he's a good writer, and he's a decent actor. He's also clearly a good businessman.
What’s something in a show or movie that you thought was really sad, but when you bring it up no one else gets it?
when Kevin drops his chili in the office. everyone thinks it's funny but I think it's so sad because he's always down on his luck and the one thing he's good at flopped too.
What human weakness/habit do you despice the most?
I always add more spice. I never remove. The trick is to counterbalance what you've already done.
What annoys you the most?
people
Whatcha Gonna Do When Hulkamania Runs Wild on You?
Slap that stupid mustache right off his racist little face.
People who were born deaf, what’s it like to read and how do u think about things since you don’t know what the words sound like?
WHAT?
If you were stranded on an island, what is the one Wii game you would bring with you and why?
None wtf? Why tf would I bring my wii bro.
What is something short people take for granted?
Bed that fits
What's something that you would not do for a million dollars and why?
Cuddle with a dusty person
What are the lyrics of the song that hit/hurt you?
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel (...)
Whats a song that when you first heard it, you couldnt stand it, but now you cant get enough of it?
Any song by Creo, either carnivores or epilogue. Like I started to hate his music but now after songs like red haze, I definitely have more respect
What are some of your favourite toilet games?
Pee away the poop.
If you had to rob a bank, what's your plan?
Become a speculative investor working at the bank
People with anime pfps, why?
attractive pixel make adhd brain go brrrr
What makes someone a hero?
Doing something above and beyond the call of duty.
If you were a movie villain what would be your motivation?
A good outfit/wardrobe because if we are being honest villains always dress the best.
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon?
Blowfish 🐡
What are some food that you lowkey like leftover/cold?
Ice cream
People who fumble in their cars for 10 minutes before leaving the parking spot. What are you doing?
Eating a protein bar so I'm not eating and driving, having a drink, replying to texts before driving and setting up which podcast I want to listen to on the drive home. Basically anything I wouldn't want to be doing while driving.
Which style would win in a fight, boxing or karate? Why do you think so?
karate fighters tend to have a range advantage given their stance and ability to use their legs
What is something that is always worth doing?
Getting a colonoscopy exam when you reach 50. Because [cancer sucks](https://www.gastroconsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/CCAM_Stats_Stacked.jpg)
What is your claim to local fame?
"Local man running around the streets naked"
You're directing a movie. What song do you play during the climax?
O Fortuna
If gender morals were to become reversed how would the world look like today?
Define what gender morals means exactly in your usage or overall
Your friend from High School messages you to come over to watch the game. Once you get there, Chris Hanson is there to inform you that he is with Dateline NBC amd he's doing a story on adults that meet kids online. What do say?
Fuck you you tax evading alcoholic fuck
What is the most extreme opinion you have that others might not agree with you on?
Most transexual people wouldn't feel the need to change gender if we relaxed gender roles. People under 22 shouldn't be allowed to change gender.
What movie do you swear people only pretend to like?
Twilight
Humanity reverts to the stone age what's the first thing you do?
Mine a tree
You wake up and you have red eyes. What do you do?
Smoke more weed
What is your favorite chocolate snack?
Cookie Crisp
What was your reaction the first tine getting caught while having sex?
My first girlfriend, was at her place her parents went out for the night movie and dinner, we were chilling watching a movie and one thing led to another. Ended up 69’ing and her folks walked in. Was pretty bad.
What does P.F Chang's taste like?
Chinese takeout but overpriced
Who is the "Lisa Simpson" of your family?
This question hurts
What food did you think you hated until you realized you just hadn't had it made right?
Brussels sprouts, my dad made the one time, very rare, and tasted bad. My grandma later made them cooked and were WAY better.
Those who run long distances, what strategies do you use to overcome the pain?
Physical pain: Most people work up to certain distances so you learn along the way how to stretch/nourish/recover so that you prevent injury and train your body to carry you. Personally I prefer to run with electrolytes and plenty of water, and I recover with a stretching routine, high protein meal, and an epsom salt bath. Emotional pain: I run to good music. I do lots of math (“10 more miles is like a quick 3 mile loop 3 times plus 1 easy mile”). I once ran 18 miles on a treadmill because it had snowed unexpectedly - it sucked so badly but it was easier to run outside after that! If I’m running an organized race, I thrive off of crowd energy. I wanted to quit a race once and then saw a sign that said “you paid to do this” and decided it was better to finish after spending nearly $1000 on the entry and travel. However, my favorite strategy is the mantra “run the mile you’re in”. Meaning, get good at adding one mile at a time and not thinking running a marathon is impossible in the future because you are just working on running one mile now.
What fictional character would be an anti-masker?
Archie Bunker
What would be a title for a “_____ For Dummies” book you would read?
"Friend For Dummies"
What are some menial, mindless tasks others hate that you love?
Mowing the yard is fun. I get high, put on some tunes, and daydream
What about a summercamp for kids with adhd called Konzentrationslager?
You're... a bad person For those unaware Konzentrationslager means "Concentration Camp" (yes, like the Nazis)
If you had to eat the same 3 foods for the rest of your life what would they be?
Pizza Salads Tacos
How come some people won’t take free money?
Because some people feel like the money is not truly free and accepting the money will make them attached or somehow indebted to the person or organization offering it.
what’s something you did as a kid you thought was normal but wasn’t?
My barbies had very hostile and violent abusive relationships where they’d in slave each other until debts were paid back. Usually someone died and became a ghost that had to guide them out from their sexually abusive dad.
How much of a right freedom of speech should be (after browsing new for a couple days it seems it should be a privilege)?
Removing this right would be the first step to tyranny.
What is NOT a good thing to bring into show and tell?
Anthrax
If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?
A bird - I wanna flyyyy like an eagle.
What stand-up arcade game do you have the best memories of, and why?
Teenage mutant ninja turtles, they had that arcade game in Wendy’s playroom here. Was always special going to get fast food since we didn’t go out very often and playing the arcade was the cherry on top.
How do you feel about a young, healthy person being able to choose to end their life legally and painlessly?
Here's the thing: a young, healthy person would have no need of this. The problem is that people don't equate mental illnesses as being unwell. Most likely, a young person who wanted to take this option has some form of a strong mental illness, and they have decided they would rather end it on their own terms rather than live a sub-standard life because society wants them to.
If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?
I would make an Overlook themed hotel (the Overlook Hotel is from Stephen King's The Shining)
What’s your deepest hope or dream?
Find an awesome woman who I can love passionately and the feeling is reciprocated
Who is your favorite Japanese voice actor, and why is it Sugita Tomokazu?
Nope, mines the dude who voices DIO, Takehito Koyasu.
If God is real, and you had the opportunity to ask God one question what would would you ask?
Why mosquito's tho
People who had physically or mentally abusive parents, what emotions did you experience when they died?
Still really sad, but almost feeling guilty for being sad? Like knowing they can't hurt me anymore but still hurt more than ever before. At least my experience was that way.
What would you do if you woke up one day and being nude was the norm and wearing clothes was highly frowned upon?
Wonder why the hell I have a closet full of clothing...
What is the most creative insult said to you by a stranger online?
I could commit suicide by jumping from your ego to your iq.
What advice would you give to anyone who has a hard time getting attention in a conversation?
Seem genuinely interested in what people are talking about. Be a good listener.
What problems in the world that upon completion might guarantee you a Nobel prize?
Find a cure for cancer.
What is the most evil thing you did as a child?
Got mad at my lil brother and slapped a glue mouse trap on his long hair he was growing out for the past 4 years
What would you do if you felt like somebody was stealing your friends?
You can't steal friends. No one owns people.
You have gained the power to destroy and restore, and just restore, physical things and people at your will. What will you do with your new powers now?
Destroy every Confederate statue/monument & restore Abraham Lincoln
What’s the most messed up thing about Hollywood?
Probably the child molestation
How do you know you have free will?
I don't. I just think it doesn't matter
What are some questions you should never ask?
Are you pregnant?
What’s your favorite color and why?
Grey because it feels soft and doesnt hurt my eyes, plus its pretty easy to surround yourself in grey without being ‘the weird yellow person’. Its a soft neutral colour
[SERIOUS] What would the capabilities of a person with an IQ of 10,000 be like?
Not really possible. IQ is a measure of someone's intelligence as it deviates from the norm. Therefore, and IQ of 10,000 is so immeasuable that it's just become an insignificant number. Deviation of that scale means nothing, so having an IQ of 10,000 would be the same as having 4,000 - it's gone so far beyond the scale that we can't tell anything.