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What is the best dog food in the market?	Considering what picky eaters we have, what ever they’ll eat
People who watch Ratatouille the Musical, what did you think?	Honestly loved it. It’s all in good fun and for the ticket price (minimum 5 usd donation, which goes to charity), I thought it was worth it. Loved the collaboration between the creators and tbh the songs are actually nice.
You're a student of a secret school for ninjas. What shenanigans do you get up to in your spare time?	Going around a corner and doing a ninjawanish.
What's the most daring move you did while cheating on a test?	Is cheating even daring with all the classes online now?
What movie has the best cinematography?	I don't think there really is a best movie, cinematography is subjective because it really depends on what you want to achieve.
If you could bring back any extinct creature what would it be and why?	Pterodactyls because I’d love to study them while they were still alive
What is something you can say to your best friend, but not your boyfriend/girlfriend?	"Yo bro"
What’s the worst Christmas present you ever got?	A used copy of the movie You’ve Got Mail, including the receipt showing it was only $2.
Those that are hearing impaired, do horror movies/games still scare you? Is it purely through disturbing imagery or by somehow playing on imagination and other means?	I am partially deaf in my right ear, with movies I think it is normal, but in games if I am using headphones, I always feel that I miss part of the immersion, and I am distracted thinking that I am not listening all that I should, but yes Suddenly an image jumps to the screen I definitely scream
What book changed your life?	Mein kampf /s (obviously)
Real estate agents, is that your real personality or is it just a show?	Show I hope
If you could change your face to look like any famous person or combo of famous people, who would you pick?	I would keep my face but change my body. Maybe Kendall Jenner? Long and lean and sleek and streamlined. Not trapped by a traditionally "womanly" figure that I dislike. Hips n tits, begone.
What was your worst nightmare ever?	There's a guy standing in a completely white background. He is wearing a black tuxedo and has a giant white coffee mug for a head. He doesn't move at all, but just screams really high pitched and loud. I don't know how long I dreamed this but it seemed to go on for about 20 to 30 minutes.
What was the point in your life where you thought you couldn’t carry on, but you did?	my birthday month this year. i was feeling a whole new level of depression and i remember thinking to myself, “so this is gonna be my life from now on? i cant do this” . After two or three months it got better and it almost hurts to think about that time in my life.
Considering that occupations from the 1400s are popular names now, which occupations from the 2000s do you think will become popular names in the year 2600?	My great-great-great-great-great-great grandson LikeN'Subscribe, his wife Influencia, and their children: Coder, Tuber, and Streamer
When you drink, is it recreational, social, to get plastered etc, what is it for?	TO NOT FEEL THE FEELING I FEEL WHEN SOBER! \drunk rn\
What is your biggest pet peeve?	not fully closing the door when leaving my room
Would you pee on an electric fence for $69420? Why or why not?	Absolutely. Mythbusters showed that the stream is not consistent enough to transfer the electricity.
What’s the grossest thing that ever been in your car?	My ex
What's the best piece of financial advice you've ever been given?	If you want to buy something wait a couple of days. If you still want then go ahead. Most people want something immediately. If you have to wait for it you don’t want it anymore so it wasn’t important.
What do you miss most about the old days of the internet?	Pre-ban Tumblr
Those who are really good at solving math problems in their head, does your brain generate the answer for you without much thought or are you just faster at thinking through the problem?	Little of both but mainly a large math problem is a bunch of smaller ones that I can solve and set that answer aside to pick it up later when I need it.
What is your opinion on American gun law?	Too complicated and restrictive. They make it difficult for regular folks and do little to deter criminals.
What is the worst average bad situation?	Pouring a bowl of cereal only to realise there's no milk in the fridge.
People with siblings that are 15+ years older/younger than you, what’s it like having such a large age gap?	My siblings are +15/+17/+20. It was like growing up with 5 parents.
In your eyes, how much money is "wealthy", "rich" etc?	$100,000 or higher salary. $500,000 net worth. That's for my area. That's rich. If you've got money like that, you never have to worry about your card declining due to insufficient funds... Unless you're trying to buy a yacht, jet or something nobody really needs in the first place.
How would you go about knuckle-punching a bitch dumper to maximize huffage?	Is this a Mad Lib?
What happened on your weirdest one night stand?	She farted when I was down there...
How do you know if someone is a really good friend?	They will volunteer to help you when you tell them you are moving
If you were chosen by an entity to be the judge whether or not we human should be annihilated, what would be your best argument to save us?	Humanities entire catalog of music. (Except Justin Bieber)
You can choose to give one animal species human intelligence, what animal do you choose and why?	Cats or guinea pigs. I wanna know what’s on their mind
What country would you rather live in besides your own and why?	Finland seems nice.
What’s the stupidest reason you’ve called emergency services?	I was saying random numbers into Siri and he said “Calling emergency services”
People who choose margarine over butter: why?	I'm lazy and it's easier to spread (unless I've taken the butter out of the fridge to bake with)
[Serious] People who rebounded from a low point in your life, what's your story?	Nearly lost my job in the fall of 2019. Was kept on, and "promoted" into basically running the place. Was thrown into an impossible situation, under incredible stress, and got lonely, desperate, and borderline alcoholic. The lonely made me turn to and start dating a girl who was not good for me, but I was lonely and desperate. Left her in late spring, made it thru to the summer of 2020, got things settled at work. Started feeling better about myself and my situation. Sent a message to a girl who at one time a few years ago had a thing for me, and we had talked but I got cold feet. I always knew she was a great girl, but at the time I guess I wasn't ready. So this summer I sent her that message and we started talking. Took her on our first date on October 3rd 2020, been dating her ever since. I had forgotten what it was like to be genuinely happy until I started dating her. We're going ice skating on Sunday (neither of us have ever been) and I can't wait to continue to do fun stuff like this with her.
What are acclaimed benefits that some foods provide that were later proven to be bullshit?	Carrots giving you good eyesight/night vision. They don’t.
What is the most philosophical question you have ever randomly thought of?	Yesterday while taking a bus ride I just started questioning are humans actually made evil or made to be kind to each other. Like they are very solid arguments on both sides.
If you had the ability to do one thing on the first try for the rest of your life, what would it be?	plug in a USB
What game is better than Madden 08?	NHL '95
If you could create your own religion, what would it be about?	bread worship edit: yeastianity
who is your ex girlfriends cousins husband to you ?	No one.
What are the advantages of dying young?	You don’t have to watch your loved ones die
How does one come up with a world record? What draws the line? Like I get all the “strongest man”. But what about those like “most watermelons broken with your thighs”? What would stop me for making up the world record for most jumps on one leg with a lemon on my head? [serious]	Nothing. Get an offical world record judge to watch you and its done
What sports league is not rigged?	whichever one doesn't have money involved
What does trust means?	Use a dictionary.
People who watch videos of people eating, what's the appealing of it?	The part where they eat
Who’s a trusted relative or friend that you can always go to when in need of help?	Used to be my uncle. Now, I am the trusted relative. I use a trusted friend.
What video game series needs a revival?	F-Zero
How have psychedelics changed your life, better or worse?	Only those who have experienced the greatness of psychedelics will agree with me when I say that the use of psychedelics developed a kind of 6th sense for me
What is the correct verbiage for the action of utilizing nasal spray?	Brain skeet.
What is the weirdest fact that you know?	Not exactly weird but the average person walks past 16 murders in their lifetime
(SERIOUS) If you think back at everything that has happened in your life up until this point then what do you think is the most recurring theme ?	Honestly, having too big of a heart and putting up with too many people treating me like shit.
[NSFW] Anal, what are your unironic thoughts on it? What is the story of when you first tried it, receiving or giving? Do you prefer it over regular sex?	It's tighter
What is the most uncomfortable situation that you have gotten yourself into?	I had to take a shit in a jail cell locked in there with 12 other men and no privacy walls.
What film has the best opera / theatre scene?	the fifth elements blue opra alien, i i would've listened to a whole album of hers
How did you react when someone you did not like died?	Carry on with your life knowing you've bested them one last time
It's the first of the year... what's a good idea to start tracking now?	How many turds taken throughout the year
What is the scariest thought you have ever had?	*What if my penis gets stuck after sex like a dog?*
What’s the meaning behind your username?	Slap keyboard.
If you could pick any two artists/bands to make a collab album, who do you pick and why?	Kid Cudi and Mac Miller because in my personal opinion they’re the epitome of being yourself unapologetically
What is the most inexplicable memory you have as a child?	My great grandmother passed away when I was 5 years old. I had to go with my mom and uncle to her house when they were packing her belongings and cleaning up her property. The doors were locked and the keys were left inside, so my uncle had the idea of lifting me up through a small bathroom window so that I could let them in. After I got inside, I stepped out of the bathroom to walk down the hallway towards the living room, and I swear I saw my great grandmother walking across the room with her walker. I remember being petrified and unable to move because nobody was supposed to be inside the house. After a couple minutes of just standing there I finally walked out, and of course my great grandmother was not there. I told my mom and she told me it was my imagination, but I remember the entire experience clear as day and it still feels all so real.
What do you think about the possibility of life in the universe outside of our planet?	Pretty high chance
If you were going to be executed (let's hope it won't come to this), which method would you like to be used?	Old age
you have just dated the guy with the biggest cock, but he wants someone who is not as loose as you , so then why did you want a guy with a micropenis ?	If these are the conversations 2021 holds then please bring back 2020
How do you think TV viewers of previous decades would react to the TV shows that are made today?	they would be astonished by some of the violence/sexuality/language but only the most moronic wouldn't admit the level of storytelling is so much superior than it was back in the proverbial day
What was your favourite website that no longer exists?	ThinkGeek was a great site to get nerdy gifts for friends and family!
How does someone with a criminal record deal with being permanently jobless?	Go into trade work. It's what I did.
What's the most stupid and embarrassing thing you did in front of you crush?	Try.
What is something sexual you would do with a one-night but not with someone you love or care about?	A threesome.
What is something that is mildly inconvenient, but at the same time will still fuck up your entire day?	Dead car battery..... easy fix but will have you a couple mins behind all day.
What youtuber did a video about a project he or she spent months to make (not a video that took mouths to make, a video about a project that took months to make)?	Mark Rober, all of his videos took months to make
What is the weirdest thing you have seen abroad?	Idk I just find the range of toilets in asia weird. From the Japanese toilets that are smarter than me to the public bathrooms I've gone into that have just a drain inn the floor (honestly. Not exaggerating. I left I was so confused. There was a door and lock and nothing but a drain.)
Those that have purchased cars online using Carvana, TrueCar, etc. how was your experience and how was the condition of the car compared to the pictures?	Went through Carvana and had a great experience! My husband and I are super-introverts and didn't want anything to do with sales people. We chose our car quietly at home with the ability to do all the research we wanted, compare features, and make an informed decision beforehand. We opted for pickup rather than delivery, and basically you spend 5-10 minutes signing the paperwork, then they give you the big coin like you see on the commercials. We put it in the machine (they gave us a second one to keep as a souvenir) and our car came down this big tower of cars. Then they drive it out, open all the doors/trunk/hood. We looked everything over to make sure there were no surprises, which there weren't. Then we got to take a test drive (no one joined us, it was private, they just told us a route that would let us see how it drove at different speeds), again with no surprises. We then signed off that we were happy with it and wanted to buy it. Even after that we had a few weeks to change our minds with no questions asked, although we never did. Still have the car and still love the car!
Ok wtf is up with all these porn / cam models going crosseyed and poking their tongue out? it looks fucking ridiculous and now its trending ffs? Does someone find this attractive? why?	The term is "ahegao" - it's most commonly an expression of sexual pleasure found in hentai, and due to the high number of anime fans also being fans of these models, they are simply playing to a sizable portion of the audience. I hate that I know this.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?	Lettuce
Where did we go wrong?	We let our teachers (the base of our education system) be hijacked by administrative bullshit. C.f. no child left behind.
If you could pick any franchise/fictional world you wanted to make a Lego range from what would you choose? What would be your favorite/first pieces?	I would love a Eva to go with my Wall-e. However if we are talking about a whole range. I would love a statue type range of the machines from Horizon Zero Dawn.
What flash games did you download before Flash’s death?	The Mata Nui Online Game and MNOG II
Someone offers you a house, completely free, but tells you never to enter the basement. Do you accept? Why or why not?	Yes Then get someone else investigate it for me I havent technically broken the rule and then depending on whats down there deal with it accordingly
What’s the most random thing you can think of?	I pull my penis out, spin it around Pull my pants down, push out some brown Paint the town in my stylish ways Broad brush strokes and poopoo sprays The bathroom poet, can't change my spots Old shit leopard, love's what I got The feeling's sublime when Im perched atop Spraying my feces and runnin my crop
If you were granted immortality what current joy do you think you'd become bored with first and which current joy would last the longest?	Shortest: Netflix Longest: Sex
What porn movie or erotic story have you seen/read that had a legitimately good twist ending?	Shrek
What’s the weirdest thing you do when you’re alone?	I get my dick. Put it on a table. Lay different things next to it. For. Comparison.......
What was the first car you ever owned?	A Hot Wheels.
If you had an infinite amount of money to build your own custom house, what features would it have? Suck as an infinity pool, white marble floors, an elevator, etc etc?	A urinal.
When MC Hammer claimed "you can't touch this", what was this that could not be touched?	His hammer.
What is funniest and most ridiculous way to cure any sickness/disease you could think of?	Prayer
You are transporting to a new universe where the last 2 video games you played and your favorite film franchise what does this universe consist of and what is your reaction to it?	I'm in a minecraft doom 3 harry potter hybrid.
What’s the best “parody porn movie” name you can think of for any movie?	Die Hard
What ruins the scare factor of a horror game?	Predictability
What is something that should never exist?	Pedophiles
Greetings, earthlings. Who, is, your, leader?	FloridaMan
What memory do you still cringe about years later?	All of them
Fellas if you were making love to your hypothetical girlfriend and your phone rings on the night stand, what's your next move?	Jokes on you my phone is always on silent
What household items/appliances really should be self-cleaning?	Toilet
What are you dumbfounded hasn't happened yet?	Nuclear war. So many deranged unhinged assholes have the power to shoot nuclear missiles to other countries, but so far so good
What do you believe is the most effective form of cancer treatment? (Serious)	I know it surely isn't mega-dosing vitamin C and the power of positive thinking. Though do take vitamin C and think positively. Just also seek professional medical treatment.
If a picture says a thousand words, what does that say about language?	A word says 1/1000 pictures.
Swearing - why the fuck do people hate it so much ?	When I was growing up, my parents used to only swear when they were angry. This made me associate swearing with anger. I know that people aren't necessarily angry or confrontational about it, but because I've been "conditioned" by my experiences, I still bristle whenever someone swears. I guess you could say it's a "fight or flight" response. It can even get a bit stressful when I'm in a room full of people swearing. I generally don't like to police others' language. However, just because you can say whatever you want, doesn't mean you should expect others to not have some kind of response. You can't control how people will react to what you say.
What TV show from the last decade would you like to see make a comeback?	Firefly

What is the best dog food in the market?

Considering what picky eaters we have, what ever they’ll eat

People who watch Ratatouille the Musical, what did you think?

Honestly loved it. It’s all in good fun and for the ticket price (minimum 5 usd donation, which goes to charity), I thought it was worth it. Loved the collaboration between the creators and tbh the songs are actually nice.

You're a student of a secret school for ninjas. What shenanigans do you get up to in your spare time?

Going around a corner and doing a ninjawanish.

What's the most daring move you did while cheating on a test?

Is cheating even daring with all the classes online now?

What movie has the best cinematography?

I don't think there really is a best movie, cinematography is subjective because it really depends on what you want to achieve.

If you could bring back any extinct creature what would it be and why?

Pterodactyls because I’d love to study them while they were still alive

What is something you can say to your best friend, but not your boyfriend/girlfriend?

"Yo bro"

What’s the worst Christmas present you ever got?

A used copy of the movie You’ve Got Mail, including the receipt showing it was only $2.

Those that are hearing impaired, do horror movies/games still scare you? Is it purely through disturbing imagery or by somehow playing on imagination and other means?

**I am partially deaf in my right ear, with movies I think it is normal, but in games if I am using headphones, I always feel that I miss part of the immersion, and I am distracted thinking that I am not listening all that I should, but yes Suddenly an image jumps to the screen I definitely scream**

What book changed your life?

Mein kampf /s (obviously)

Real estate agents, is that your real personality or is it just a show?

Show I hope

If you could change your face to look like any famous person or combo of famous people, who would you pick?

I would keep my face but change my body. Maybe Kendall Jenner? Long and lean and sleek and streamlined. Not trapped by a traditionally "womanly" figure that I dislike. Hips n tits, begone.

What was your worst nightmare ever?

There's a guy standing in a completely white background. He is wearing a black tuxedo and has a giant white coffee mug for a head. He doesn't move at all, but just screams really high pitched and loud. I don't know how long I dreamed this but it seemed to go on for about 20 to 30 minutes.

What was the point in your life where you thought you couldn’t carry on, but you did?

my birthday month this year. i was feeling a whole new level of depression and i remember thinking to myself, “so this is gonna be my life from now on? i cant do this” . After two or three months it got better and it almost hurts to think about that time in my life.

Considering that occupations from the 1400s are popular names now, which occupations from the 2000s do you think will become popular names in the year 2600?

My great-great-great-great-great-great grandson LikeN'Subscribe, his wife Influencia, and their children: Coder, Tuber, and Streamer

When you drink, is it recreational, social, to get plastered etc, what is it for?

TO NOT FEEL THE FEELING I FEEL WHEN SOBER! \*drunk rn\*

What is your biggest pet peeve?

not fully closing the door when leaving my room

Would you pee on an electric fence for $69420? Why or why not?

Absolutely. Mythbusters showed that the stream is not consistent enough to transfer the electricity.

What’s the grossest thing that ever been in your car?

My ex

What's the best piece of financial advice you've ever been given?

If you want to buy something wait a couple of days. If you still want then go ahead. Most people want something immediately. If you have to wait for it you don’t want it anymore so it wasn’t important.

What do you miss most about the old days of the internet?

Pre-ban Tumblr

Those who are really good at solving math problems in their head, does your brain generate the answer for you without much thought or are you just faster at thinking through the problem?

Little of both but mainly a large math problem is a bunch of smaller ones that I can solve and set that answer aside to pick it up later when I need it.

What is your opinion on American gun law?

Too complicated and restrictive. They make it difficult for regular folks and do little to deter criminals.

What is the worst average bad situation?

Pouring a bowl of cereal only to realise there's no milk in the fridge.

People with siblings that are 15+ years older/younger than you, what’s it like having such a large age gap?

My siblings are +15/+17/+20. It was like growing up with 5 parents.

In your eyes, how much money is "wealthy", "rich" etc?

$100,000 or higher salary. $500,000 net worth. That's for my area. That's rich. If you've got money like that, you never have to worry about your card declining due to insufficient funds... Unless you're trying to buy a yacht, jet or something nobody really needs in the first place.

How would you go about knuckle-punching a bitch dumper to maximize huffage?

Is this a Mad Lib?

What happened on your weirdest one night stand?

She farted when I was down there...

How do you know if someone is a really good friend?

They will volunteer to help you when you tell them you are moving

If you were chosen by an entity to be the judge whether or not we human should be annihilated, what would be your best argument to save us?

Humanities entire catalog of music. (Except Justin Bieber)

You can choose to give one animal species human intelligence, what animal do you choose and why?

Cats or guinea pigs. I wanna know what’s on their mind

What country would you rather live in besides your own and why?

Finland seems nice.

What’s the stupidest reason you’ve called emergency services?

I was saying random numbers into Siri and he said “Calling emergency services”

People who choose margarine over butter: why?

I'm lazy and it's easier to spread (unless I've taken the butter out of the fridge to bake with)

[Serious] People who rebounded from a low point in your life, what's your story?

Nearly lost my job in the fall of 2019. Was kept on, and "promoted" into basically running the place. Was thrown into an impossible situation, under incredible stress, and got lonely, desperate, and borderline alcoholic. The lonely made me turn to and start dating a girl who was not good for me, but I was lonely and desperate. Left her in late spring, made it thru to the summer of 2020, got things settled at work. Started feeling better about myself and my situation. Sent a message to a girl who at one time a few years ago had a thing for me, and we had talked but I got cold feet. I always knew she was a great girl, but at the time I guess I wasn't ready. So this summer I sent her that message and we started talking. Took her on our first date on October 3rd 2020, been dating her ever since. I had forgotten what it was like to be genuinely happy until I started dating her. We're going ice skating on Sunday (neither of us have ever been) and I can't wait to continue to do fun stuff like this with her.

What are acclaimed benefits that some foods provide that were later proven to be bullshit?

Carrots giving you good eyesight/night vision. They don’t.

What is the most philosophical question you have ever randomly thought of?

Yesterday while taking a bus ride I just started questioning are humans actually made evil or made to be kind to each other. Like they are very solid arguments on both sides.

If you had the ability to do one thing on the first try for the rest of your life, what would it be?

plug in a USB

What game is better than Madden 08?

NHL '95

If you could create your own religion, what would it be about?

bread worship edit: yeastianity

who is your ex girlfriends cousins husband to you ?

No one.

What are the advantages of dying young?

You don’t have to watch your loved ones die

How does one come up with a world record? What draws the line? Like I get all the “strongest man”. But what about those like “most watermelons broken with your thighs”? What would stop me for making up the world record for most jumps on one leg with a lemon on my head? [serious]

Nothing. Get an offical world record judge to watch you and its done

What sports league is not rigged?

whichever one doesn't have money involved

What does trust means?

Use a dictionary.

People who watch videos of people eating, what's the appealing of it?

The part where they eat

Who’s a trusted relative or friend that you can always go to when in need of help?

Used to be my uncle. Now, I am the trusted relative. I use a trusted friend.

What video game series needs a revival?

F-Zero

How have psychedelics changed your life, better or worse?

Only those who have experienced the greatness of psychedelics will agree with me when I say that the use of psychedelics developed a kind of 6th sense for me

What is the correct verbiage for the action of utilizing nasal spray?

Brain skeet.

What is the weirdest fact that you know?

Not exactly weird but the average person walks past 16 murders in their lifetime

(SERIOUS) If you think back at everything that has happened in your life up until this point then what do you think is the most recurring theme ?

Honestly, having too big of a heart and putting up with too many people treating me like shit.

[NSFW] Anal, what are your unironic thoughts on it? What is the story of when you first tried it, receiving or giving? Do you prefer it over regular sex?

It's tighter

What is the most uncomfortable situation that you have gotten yourself into?

I had to take a shit in a jail cell locked in there with 12 other men and no privacy walls.

What film has the best opera / theatre scene?

the fifth elements blue opra alien, i i would've listened to a whole album of hers

How did you react when someone you did not like died?

Carry on with your life knowing you've bested them one last time

It's the first of the year... what's a good idea to start tracking now?

How many turds taken throughout the year

What is the scariest thought you have ever had?

***What if my penis gets stuck after sex like a dog?***

What’s the meaning behind your username?

Slap keyboard.

If you could pick any two artists/bands to make a collab album, who do you pick and why?

Kid Cudi and Mac Miller because in my personal opinion they’re the epitome of being yourself unapologetically

What is the most inexplicable memory you have as a child?

My great grandmother passed away when I was 5 years old. I had to go with my mom and uncle to her house when they were packing her belongings and cleaning up her property. The doors were locked and the keys were left inside, so my uncle had the idea of lifting me up through a small bathroom window so that I could let them in. After I got inside, I stepped out of the bathroom to walk down the hallway towards the living room, and I swear I saw my great grandmother walking across the room with her walker. I remember being petrified and unable to move because nobody was supposed to be inside the house. After a couple minutes of just standing there I finally walked out, and of course my great grandmother was not there. I told my mom and she told me it was my imagination, but I remember the entire experience clear as day and it still feels all so real.

What do you think about the possibility of life in the universe outside of our planet?

Pretty high chance

If you were going to be executed (let's hope it won't come to this), which method would you like to be used?

Old age

you have just dated the guy with the biggest cock, but he wants someone who is not as loose as you , so then why did you want a guy with a micropenis ?

If these are the conversations 2021 holds then please bring back 2020

How do you think TV viewers of previous decades would react to the TV shows that are made today?

they would be astonished by some of the violence/sexuality/language but only the most moronic wouldn't admit the level of storytelling is so much superior than it was back in the proverbial day

What was your favourite website that no longer exists?

ThinkGeek was a great site to get nerdy gifts for friends and family!

How does someone with a criminal record deal with being permanently jobless?

Go into trade work. It's what I did.

What's the most stupid and embarrassing thing you did in front of you crush?

Try.

What is something sexual you would do with a one-night but not with someone you love or care about?

A threesome.

What is something that is mildly inconvenient, but at the same time will still fuck up your entire day?

Dead car battery..... easy fix but will have you a couple mins behind all day.

What youtuber did a video about a project he or she spent months to make (not a video that took mouths to make, a video about a project that took months to make)?

Mark Rober, all of his videos took months to make

What is the weirdest thing you have seen abroad?

Idk I just find the range of toilets in asia weird. From the Japanese toilets that are smarter than me to the public bathrooms I've gone into that have just a drain inn the floor (honestly. Not exaggerating. I left I was so confused. There was a door and lock and nothing but a drain.)

Those that have purchased cars online using Carvana, TrueCar, etc. how was your experience and how was the condition of the car compared to the pictures?

Went through Carvana and had a great experience! My husband and I are super-introverts and didn't want anything to do with sales people. We chose our car quietly at home with the ability to do all the research we wanted, compare features, and make an informed decision beforehand. We opted for pickup rather than delivery, and basically you spend 5-10 minutes signing the paperwork, then they give you the big coin like you see on the commercials. We put it in the machine (they gave us a second one to keep as a souvenir) and our car came down this big tower of cars. Then they drive it out, open all the doors/trunk/hood. We looked everything over to make sure there were no surprises, which there weren't. Then we got to take a test drive (no one joined us, it was private, they just told us a route that would let us see how it drove at different speeds), again with no surprises. We then signed off that we were happy with it and wanted to buy it. Even after that we had a few weeks to change our minds with no questions asked, although we never did. Still have the car and still love the car!

Ok wtf is up with all these porn / cam models going crosseyed and poking their tongue out? it looks fucking ridiculous and now its trending ffs? Does someone find this attractive? why?

The term is "ahegao" - it's most commonly an expression of sexual pleasure found in hentai, and due to the high number of anime fans also being fans of these models, they are simply playing to a sizable portion of the audience. I hate that I know this.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lettuce

Where did we go wrong?

We let our teachers (the base of our education system) be hijacked by administrative bullshit. C.f. no child left behind.

If you could pick any franchise/fictional world you wanted to make a Lego range from what would you choose? What would be your favorite/first pieces?

I would love a Eva to go with my Wall-e. However if we are talking about a whole range. I would love a statue type range of the machines from Horizon Zero Dawn.

What flash games did you download before Flash’s death?

The Mata Nui Online Game and MNOG II

Someone offers you a house, completely free, but tells you never to enter the basement. Do you accept? Why or why not?

Yes Then get someone else investigate it for me I havent technically broken the rule and then depending on whats down there deal with it accordingly

What’s the most random thing you can think of?

I pull my penis out, spin it around Pull my pants down, push out some brown Paint the town in my stylish ways Broad brush strokes and poopoo sprays The bathroom poet, can't change my spots Old shit leopard, love's what I got The feeling's sublime when Im perched atop Spraying my feces and runnin my crop

If you were granted immortality what current joy do you think you'd become bored with first and which current joy would last the longest?

Shortest: Netflix Longest: Sex

What porn movie or erotic story have you seen/read that had a legitimately good twist ending?

Shrek

What’s the weirdest thing you do when you’re alone?

I get my dick. Put it on a table. Lay different things next to it. For. Comparison.......

What was the first car you ever owned?

A Hot Wheels.

If you had an infinite amount of money to build your own custom house, what features would it have? Suck as an infinity pool, white marble floors, an elevator, etc etc?

A urinal.

When MC Hammer claimed "you can't touch this", what was this that could not be touched?

His hammer.

What is funniest and most ridiculous way to cure any sickness/disease you could think of?

Prayer

You are transporting to a new universe where the last 2 video games you played and your favorite film franchise what does this universe consist of and what is your reaction to it?

I'm in a minecraft doom 3 harry potter hybrid.

What’s the best “parody porn movie” name you can think of for any movie?

Die Hard

What ruins the scare factor of a horror game?

Predictability

What is something that should never exist?

Pedophiles

Greetings, earthlings. Who, is, your, leader?

FloridaMan

What memory do you still cringe about years later?

All of them

Fellas if you were making love to your hypothetical girlfriend and your phone rings on the night stand, what's your next move?

Jokes on you my phone is always on silent

What household items/appliances really should be self-cleaning?

Toilet

What are you dumbfounded hasn't happened yet?

Nuclear war. So many deranged unhinged assholes have the power to shoot nuclear missiles to other countries, but so far so good

What do you believe is the most effective form of cancer treatment? (Serious)

I know it surely isn't mega-dosing vitamin C and the power of positive thinking. Though do take vitamin C and think positively. Just also seek professional medical treatment.

If a picture says a thousand words, what does that say about language?

A word says 1/1000 pictures.

Swearing - why the fuck do people hate it so much ?

When I was growing up, my parents used to only swear when they were angry. This made me associate swearing with anger. I know that people aren't necessarily angry or confrontational about it, but because I've been "conditioned" by my experiences, I still bristle whenever someone swears. I guess you could say it's a "fight or flight" response. It can even get a bit stressful when I'm in a room full of people swearing. I generally don't like to police others' language. However, just because you can say whatever you want, doesn't mean you should expect others to not have some kind of response. You can't control how people will react to what you say.

What TV show from the last decade would you like to see make a comeback?

Firefly