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What's the story behind the weirdest orgasm you've ever had?	As a man, having back to back orgasms within 5 mins, while on blotter acid.
What makes you want to drop a class immediately?	When the professor starts off the class by telling everyone how hard their class is, how so many students fail and it's so rare to give a student an A. They're basically bragging about how ineffective their teaching is, and it's not worth the stress (especially since so many students have to maintain a certain GPA to keep their scholarships or financial aid).
How different would the world right now if social media wasn't created?	Common sense would be common
[Serious] Why not defund and privatize the MlLlTARY so that America can have universal healthcare?	Idiotic.
What cover songs are better than the original?	Johnny Cash - Hurt
When was the last time you shoved a needle up your penis hole? Why?	what the fuck
Like calenders, what products value is degraded over time, and not irreversible?	Tampons
What's a good way to spend the next 18 minutes?	attempting self-fellatio you'll either end up with an orgasm that will make you question your own sexuality or a few fractured vertebrae. in either case, you ain't gonna forget those 18 minutes anytime soon
People who have grown up on the internet since a very young age, how was it? Would you have preferred if you didn't?	I'm 50 now. Got my first computer when I was 11 - a Commodore VIC-20. I've been on the Web/Internet since it's creation. And used AOL/Prodigy/BBSs before that. As it is, I'm glad I stayed with computers because it provided me a career. But in other aspects, I kinda wish I never did. There is so much I missed out on, being planted in front of a fucking screen....
What is the weirdest food in the world ?	I always wanted to try that Sardinia cheese with maggots.
What was your favorite character who was good but turned bad?	Walter White
[SERIOUS] What was your 'million dollar idea' that turned out to be completely useless, or already existing?	I'll start by giving mine: about 10 years ago I had the idea of starting my own business in IT, specifically, maintenance and repair of computers for the elderly. Did some research and found no company anywhere remotely close to my location so I thought it was a hole in the market I could fit perfectly! ... except it wasn't. As it turns out, a lot of elderly people have kids and grandkids that would help their parents/grandparents out when they would have computer issues.
Should you tell someone when they have bad breath? Why / why not?	If they can immediately fix it, and they’re gonna be close enough that people would be able to tell, yeah
Which movie has had the most memes made out of it in total?	phantom menace
How are tattoos a form of art?	How can someone even question this in 2021? C'mon ffs
What gives you the greatest sense of freedom as a teenager (or when)?	Car
People who are funny, how?	A little bit of broken home + a little bit of comedy central at most probably too young of an age = and bam! You have got a dysfunctional adult that uses laughter as a defense mechanism to ensure self preservation in tense situations all while constantly seeking the validation of others through humor.
People who meditate, how can someone start? [SERIOUS]	Read about the methods of meditation, choose yours and just do it. It’s not like working out - there is no one proper technique and it’s not painful.
What song best describes your life at the moment?	Forever young
The World Wide Web will be deprecated tomorrow, leaving only one site permanently available. Which one will it be?	Either a porn site, or a site that will shortly become a porn site
What's your story of publicly and gloriously putting someone in their place?	Chinese woman in line behind me at the grocery store. I was picking up a few items for my mutter (chicken, eggs, bread, etc). I had maybe 10 items with me, and went to the express lane (have to have 15 items or less to use). She's got a cartload of at least thirty items, and starts mouthing off (in Chinese), about how this lane was manned by a retarded person (the cashier had Down's, and was a very gentle and intelligent person, worked there for 15 years), and he was "too slow" to be a cashier. I turned around, and told her, in CHINESE, that if she'd like to disrespect someone with a physical or mental hardship, at the only place that would employ him and treat him like a human being, it'd be better to see his world from another point of view, rather than treating him as inferior to her. And I added after a moment of stunned silence from the whole line: "AND, you have thirty six items, yes I counted them, so you shouldn't be in this line anyway."
What’s a nostalgic item that reminds you of your childhood?	My Nintendo DS!
Racially ambiguous or mixed individuals, what have people mistaken you as and what was your reaction?	Happy cake day
People that can fall asleep within minutes, how do you do it?	Slightly weird, but here we go. I imagine my bed is a "dream ship" that can take me anywhere. It's an indestructible sphere and I'm curled up inside it, completely safe and untouchable. Mainly I orbit the Earth, but sometimes I'll fly around the rest of the universe too. Before you know it, I'm fast asleep.
What is the most life changing book you have ever read? Why was it so impactful?	The manual to my car. Finally figured out how to change the time
Who are people you believe are genuinely evil?	pharmaceutical company CEOs
What is your interesting family gathering story?	My grandmas birthday is the 23rd December so we throw our annual Christmas party in August. Every year my aunt dresses up as santa claus and gives us all a present but only if we sit on her knee and tell her what we want for Christmas. We've been doing this for the past 13 years, and no we don't live in alabama
People that sort by new, how does it feel having the power to make a topic trend?	You mean "leave one upvote and a comment, but the thread dies anyway?"
What does your parallel self do in the alternate universe? Do they have a better or worse life than you you?	He doesn't lose 6 friends lmao
What was your best "I control the universe" moment?	When I was a child I would watch game shows on TV and would always pick one guy I wanted to win, and somehow, 90% of the time I would pick the actual winner. 4-7 year old me felt like a damn god
Are you happy in your life ? Why yes or no ?	yes :) i’m doing well at college right now and i have some really good friends & im making a good amount of money
In an alternate Universe, where the purge is a real Event, which ancient pagan god would you be likely to worship and why?	Bacon lord
Why was it more inviting to play in your friend's house rather than yours when you were a kid?	No. Except that time my buddy had the other console.
Who's going to be the first famous person to die this year?	trump i bet
We all know many people who peaked in high school, but what about the people who peaked in elementary or middle school?	for some completely unknown reason i was the most popular kid in my class in year 5. it was strange because i flew under the radar in year 4 and 6 but man oh man was i the shit in year 5. it was pretty nice to watch people argue about who wanted me the most in group projects, even had 3 girls ask me to the school disco. then when year 6 rolled around nothing, i was back to flying under the radar
What's the worst fight you've ever seen at Thanksgiving?	Cat vs. Dog fighting over turkey scraps
Can a married man and a married woman who work together be good friends even if they are somewhat attracted to each other and respect each others boundaries?	Yes. If you know you’re true intentions and there is respect of boundaries then there should never be an issue.
What is the creepiest YouTube channel you’ve ever found?	Family channels who exploit children for money.
[Serious]What do you think is the most basic definition of right and wrong behavior, why is something right or wrong?	Nothing. There's no right or wrong. Just perspective and opinions
What is cereal? Is it a soup or what? Thoughts?	It's cereal . You can tell by the way everyone calls it cereal.
What is your family's biggest secret?	We all hate each other :)
What all day actions like drinking water could kill you, if executed wrongly?	Walking
When do you think that televisions will become less popular just like home telephones in the past?	It's already happening. I haven't watched cable TV in a while.
What's your best story of an intoxicated purchase?	I felt guilty for having drunkenly described my fantasies about my celebrity crush to the Uber driver, so I got out my phone in the club and made a donation to the Against Malaria Foundation to offset my guilt.
If you're honest, what really broke up your relationship?	My immaturity
The next pandemic is going to originate from your hometown. What silly symptoms should we look out for?	Oh god, welcome to Alabama
What's the craziest encounter you've had with someone?	I was working at a grocery store and a random older woman came up to me and put her face in my chest and sobbed/snotted all over my shirt. Never met the lady.. was very awkward.
What are your thoughts about online gaming which are not growing or repeating itself each year?	Why isn’t it growing?
[NSFW] you meet a woman, who tells you she'll do anything in bed, what would you ask her to do?	Do a magic trick with your boobs
[NSFW] you meet a woman, who tells you she'll do anything in bed, what would you ask her to do?	Dear god PLEASE... just hold me all night. If theres anything in this world I need, its affection.
What surprised you about the first time you tapped a milf or cougar?	There’s something to be said for experience.
What are you embarrassed to say that you like because it would make you “basic”?	Anything pumpkin flavored.
Type in "why don't you" and press the middle suggestion 3+ times to complete the sentence. What comes up?	Why don’t you go out with me
What’s stopping you from reaching out to a long lost friend?	they don't wanna hear from me
What are the best reggae songs?	Buffalo soldier by bob marley
What story do you most want to see adapted as a Muppets film?	The boy in the striped pjamas
People who buy police car models, in colors typical of the unmarked police units that make everyone think your a cop: why?	You can find decommissioned police cars at car auctions.
Does the human body have enough bones to make a skeleton and why?	No, we don’t have enough bones to make a complete skeleton. Why?, just like some wings, some are boneless.
What would you like to be when you were little?	Loved
What’s the male equivalent of telling a woman to go make a sandwich?	Go find the 10mm
What's some of the best way to meet new people online?	joining calls on discord serverssss
How would the world be different if the average man had the body strength of the weakest healthy woman?	Women would be laborers in society, and if we did this retroactively through history, it would make women the breadwinners of the family and we'd be looking at a matriarchal society instead of a patriarchal.
What are some potential issues with hanging on to a water-damaged alarm clock?	It won't work
if you were a king or an emperor what changes would you make in the country ?	Reduced taxes, better healthcare advances in technology, implement entirely solar-powered buildings, etc.
What is your favourite place on earth?	In your arms Ɛ>
What does “gender studies in Pakistan” mean?	"Which stone do you use when a woman touches a car?" things like that probably.
Why the hell do people like Ben Shapiro?	The reason people are drawn to Shapiro is the same reason they're drawn to anybody who is verbally capable. These types of people frequently have interactions where they are seen as the "winner", and because now they're all on the internet they get funneled into YouTube algorithms. In other words, he is impressive to people.
Who would win in a fight between Joker or Santa?	Santa. He’s magic. Plus Joker may just lose it if someone showed some basic affection to him.
Other overthinkers: how do you decide what tattoo you want?	You need to just abandon the idea that every tattoo need to be “meaningful”. Especially if it’s your first one. It can just be something you like. Something you think is beautiful or cool or whatever. Not sure? Print out an image that is something like the tattoo you’d like. Hang it in a place you’ll see often every day. If you still love it after a month or so, then you know you truly love it.
When did you realise you were the villain in someone's story?	When I annoyed with their OCD, 10 minutes later they were crying because of me
What’s are your suggestions or advice to an absolute beginner who wants to get into building electronics?	Honestly try and find some sort of cheap Engineering course. My Uncle does this engineering, inventions, etc... I'm dying to get into it I mean dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. The really good thing about Social Media though is it's free, get on Youtube I 110% guarantee you'll find some starter engineering and electrical courses.
Why humanity became so technologically advanced in 20th century?	industrialization coming to a peak, and the world wars. Both the wars kickstarted massive investments into energy, motorization, aviation, and computers in ww2.
What's the funniest, dumbest thing you've got caught doing while high?	My ex
people who are already having a bad year why ?	My cat died getting neutered
What is your opinion of the use of background checks in job hirings?	They should be more thorough.
How do you kill a bitch?	By smacking it up... Smack my Bitch up - The Prodigy
What was your worst first date ?	I am immune to this question
What do you think is it possible to reach this level of civilization without religion?	I do think it's possible, but unlikely. Religion is a useful shortcut to cooperation, so it's likely that it would be present in any civilization of our level.
What do you like to do now but you hated it years ago?	Nap for hours 😂
What was your weirdest “wait a minute” moment?	Me buying ladder and rope. Cashier had strange look
What are ways to avoid embarrassing yourself on social media platforms such as Instagram?	delete your instagram account it's a fucking timesuck and can only get you into trouble IRL
You can go back in time to any century and bring one person back to the present. Who do you choose?	Freddie Mercury
How would you feel if a woman gave you a blowjob and would ride/fuck your finger but wouldn't let you have sex?	Awful. That would mean I need to wake up and change again.
How long do you play video games in a day, and why?	Some days i might not play any. Others i might play a fuck ton (usually when i have nothing to do, and that usually only happens on breaks)
What made you want to learn a language you wish to learn?	I once heard someone say "carpe diem" a Latin phrase that many of us are likely familiar with, and an old woman started screaming at them about using "devil speak" and I thought it was the funniest shit ever. I decided to start learning the language, albeit slowly, in order to more or less have a silent joke at the expense of people who are too engulfed in their beliefs to either accept other people's or even fully understand how their own came to be in the first place.
If lightsabers really existed, what colour and design would you have and why?	Red because I don't fucking know
What's the most expensive thing on your wishlist?	Emma Watson.
What's the strangest compliment you ever received?	I’m a guy and ever since I was little I’ve always been complimented on my eyelashes. Like it’s just hair above my eyes...
What is something on the internet that no one should see?	Two girls, one cup
Indian film in which a snake prayed with a man?	Snake Pray Man
What items can be used to open a bottle?	A bottle opener
How did sleeping beauty deal with her pooping needs while asleep?	She sleeps in her own filth, I guess. To add to that, she must have killer bed sores all over her body.
What is the most delicious food you've ever eaten?	anything after camping
What celebrity death unexpectedly hit you the hardest?	MF DOOM, It ruined my NYE, I'm still Sad af
What the most disgusting thing you've ever tasted?	A girl I met back when I was at university..
What's a scientific fact that you just can't get into your head?	Pluto is not a planet
Type in "I asked you" and hit the middle suggestion 3+ times to complete the sentence. What comes up?	I asked you to make it easy for you.
What is the sexiest thing about the opposite sex to you?	Short hair. I just think short hair on girls is really attractive.
[Serious] What are people looking for when they go through your trash and open up the bags besides food? Are they seeing if the house is occupied? What have you experienced?	Some are hoping for identity theft info. Some want to stalk women via gaining information.
What's a descent way to earn a living wage working online or working from home with little or no experience and a college degree?	I don't know the answer to this, but I know it's not MLM

What's the story behind the weirdest orgasm you've ever had?

As a man, having back to back orgasms within 5 mins, while on blotter acid.

What makes you want to drop a class immediately?

When the professor starts off the class by telling everyone how hard their class is, how so many students fail and it's so rare to give a student an A. They're basically bragging about how ineffective their teaching is, and it's not worth the stress (especially since so many students have to maintain a certain GPA to keep their scholarships or financial aid).

How different would the world right now if social media wasn't created?

Common sense would be common

[Serious] Why not defund and privatize the MlLlTARY so that America can have universal healthcare?

Idiotic.

What cover songs are better than the original?

Johnny Cash - Hurt

When was the last time you shoved a needle up your penis hole? Why?

what the fuck

Like calenders, what products value is degraded over time, and not irreversible?

Tampons

What's a good way to spend the next 18 minutes?

attempting self-fellatio you'll either end up with an orgasm that will make you question your own sexuality or a few fractured vertebrae. in either case, you ain't gonna forget those 18 minutes anytime soon

People who have grown up on the internet since a very young age, how was it? Would you have preferred if you didn't?

I'm 50 now. Got my first computer when I was 11 - a Commodore VIC-20. I've been on the Web/Internet since it's creation. And used AOL/Prodigy/BBSs before that. As it is, I'm glad I stayed with computers because it provided me a career. But in other aspects, I kinda wish I never did. There is so much I missed out on, being planted in front of a fucking screen....

What is the weirdest food in the world ?

I always wanted to try that Sardinia cheese with maggots.

What was your favorite character who was good but turned bad?

Walter White

[SERIOUS] What was your 'million dollar idea' that turned out to be completely useless, or already existing?

I'll start by giving mine: about 10 years ago I had the idea of starting my own business in IT, specifically, maintenance and repair of computers for the elderly. Did some research and found no company anywhere remotely close to my location so I thought it was a hole in the market I could fit perfectly! ... except it wasn't. As it turns out, a lot of elderly people have kids and grandkids that would help their parents/grandparents out when they would have computer issues.

Should you tell someone when they have bad breath? Why / why not?

If they can immediately fix it, and they’re gonna be close enough that people would be able to tell, yeah

Which movie has had the most memes made out of it in total?

phantom menace

How are tattoos a form of art?

How can someone even question this in 2021? C'mon ffs

What gives you the greatest sense of freedom as a teenager (or when)?

Car

People who are funny, how?

A little bit of broken home + a little bit of comedy central at most probably too young of an age = and bam! You have got a dysfunctional adult that uses laughter as a defense mechanism to ensure self preservation in tense situations all while constantly seeking the validation of others through humor.

People who meditate, how can someone start? [SERIOUS]

Read about the methods of meditation, choose yours and just do it. It’s not like working out - there is no one proper technique and it’s not painful.

What song best describes your life at the moment?

Forever young

The World Wide Web will be deprecated tomorrow, leaving only one site permanently available. Which one will it be?

Either a porn site, or a site that will shortly become a porn site

What's your story of publicly and gloriously putting someone in their place?

Chinese woman in line behind me at the grocery store. I was picking up a few items for my mutter (chicken, eggs, bread, etc). I had maybe 10 items with me, and went to the express lane (have to have 15 items or less to use). She's got a cartload of at least thirty items, and starts mouthing off (in Chinese), about how this lane was manned by a retarded person (the cashier had Down's, and was a very gentle and intelligent person, worked there for 15 years), and he was "too slow" to be a cashier. I turned around, and told her, in CHINESE, that if she'd like to disrespect someone with a physical or mental hardship, at the only place that would employ him and treat him like a human being, it'd be better to see his world from another point of view, rather than treating him as inferior to her. And I added after a moment of stunned silence from the whole line: "AND, you have thirty six items, yes I counted them, so you shouldn't be in this line anyway."

What’s a nostalgic item that reminds you of your childhood?

My Nintendo DS!

Racially ambiguous or mixed individuals, what have people mistaken you as and what was your reaction?

Happy cake day

People that can fall asleep within minutes, how do you do it?

Slightly weird, but here we go. I imagine my bed is a "dream ship" that can take me anywhere. It's an indestructible sphere and I'm curled up inside it, completely safe and untouchable. Mainly I orbit the Earth, but sometimes I'll fly around the rest of the universe too. Before you know it, I'm fast asleep.

What is the most life changing book you have ever read? Why was it so impactful?

The manual to my car. Finally figured out how to change the time

Who are people you believe are genuinely evil?

pharmaceutical company CEOs

What is your interesting family gathering story?

My grandmas birthday is the 23rd December so we throw our annual Christmas party in August. Every year my aunt dresses up as santa claus and gives us all a present but only if we sit on her knee and tell her what we want for Christmas. We've been doing this for the past 13 years, and no we don't live in alabama

People that sort by new, how does it feel having the power to make a topic trend?

You mean "leave one upvote and a comment, but the thread dies anyway?"

What does your parallel self do in the alternate universe? Do they have a better or worse life than you you?

He doesn't lose 6 friends lmao

What was your best "I control the universe" moment?

When I was a child I would watch game shows on TV and would always pick one guy I wanted to win, and somehow, 90% of the time I would pick the actual winner. 4-7 year old me felt like a damn god

Are you happy in your life ? Why yes or no ?

yes :) i’m doing well at college right now and i have some really good friends & im making a good amount of money

In an alternate Universe, where the purge is a real Event, which ancient pagan god would you be likely to worship and why?

Bacon lord

Why was it more inviting to play in your friend's house rather than yours when you were a kid?

No. Except that time my buddy had *the other console*.

Who's going to be the first famous person to die this year?

trump i bet

We all know many people who peaked in high school, but what about the people who peaked in elementary or middle school?

for some completely unknown reason i was the most popular kid in my class in year 5. it was strange because i flew under the radar in year 4 and 6 but man oh man was i the shit in year 5. it was pretty nice to watch people argue about who wanted me the most in group projects, even had 3 girls ask me to the school disco. then when year 6 rolled around nothing, i was back to flying under the radar

What's the worst fight you've ever seen at Thanksgiving?

Cat vs. Dog fighting over turkey scraps

Can a married man and a married woman who work together be good friends even if they are somewhat attracted to each other and respect each others boundaries?

Yes. If you know you’re true intentions and there is respect of boundaries then there should never be an issue.

What is the creepiest YouTube channel you’ve ever found?

Family channels who exploit children for money.

[Serious]What do you think is the most basic definition of right and wrong behavior, why is something right or wrong?

Nothing. There's no right or wrong. Just perspective and opinions

What is cereal? Is it a soup or what? Thoughts?

It's cereal . You can tell by the way everyone calls it cereal.

What is your family's biggest secret?

We all hate each other :)

What all day actions like drinking water could kill you, if executed wrongly?

Walking

When do you think that televisions will become less popular just like home telephones in the past?

It's already happening. I haven't watched cable TV in a while.

What's your best story of an intoxicated purchase?

I felt guilty for having drunkenly described my fantasies about my celebrity crush to the Uber driver, so I got out my phone in the club and made a donation to the Against Malaria Foundation to offset my guilt.

If you're honest, what really broke up your relationship?

My immaturity

The next pandemic is going to originate from your hometown. What silly symptoms should we look out for?

Oh god, welcome to Alabama

What's the craziest encounter you've had with someone?

I was working at a grocery store and a random older woman came up to me and put her face in my chest and sobbed/snotted all over my shirt. Never met the lady.. was very awkward.

What are your thoughts about online gaming which are not growing or repeating itself each year?

Why isn’t it growing?

[NSFW] you meet a woman, who tells you she'll do anything in bed, what would you ask her to do?

Do a magic trick with your boobs

[NSFW] you meet a woman, who tells you she'll do anything in bed, what would you ask her to do?

Dear god PLEASE... just hold me all night. If theres anything in this world I need, its affection.

What surprised you about the first time you tapped a milf or cougar?

There’s something to be said for experience.

What are you embarrassed to say that you like because it would make you “basic”?

Anything pumpkin flavored.

Type in "why don't you" and press the middle suggestion 3+ times to complete the sentence. What comes up?

Why don’t you go out with me

What’s stopping you from reaching out to a long lost friend?

they don't wanna hear from me

What are the best reggae songs?

Buffalo soldier by bob marley

What story do you most want to see adapted as a Muppets film?

The boy in the striped pjamas

People who buy police car models, in colors typical of the unmarked police units that make everyone think your a cop: why?

You can find decommissioned police cars at car auctions.

Does the human body have enough bones to make a skeleton and why?

No, we don’t have enough bones to make a complete skeleton. Why?, just like some wings, some are boneless.

What would you like to be when you were little?

Loved

What’s the male equivalent of telling a woman to go make a sandwich?

Go find the 10mm

What's some of the best way to meet new people online?

joining calls on discord serverssss

How would the world be different if the average man had the body strength of the weakest healthy woman?

Women would be laborers in society, and if we did this retroactively through history, it would make women the breadwinners of the family and we'd be looking at a matriarchal society instead of a patriarchal.

What are some potential issues with hanging on to a water-damaged alarm clock?

It won't work

if you were a king or an emperor what changes would you make in the country ?

Reduced taxes, better healthcare advances in technology, implement entirely solar-powered buildings, etc.

What is your favourite place on earth?

In your arms Ɛ>

What does “gender studies in Pakistan” mean?

"Which stone do you use when a woman touches a car?" things like that probably.

Why the hell do people like Ben Shapiro?

The reason people are drawn to Shapiro is the same reason they're drawn to anybody who is verbally capable. These types of people frequently have interactions where they are seen as the "winner", and because now they're all on the internet they get funneled into YouTube algorithms. In other words, he is impressive to people.

Who would win in a fight between Joker or Santa?

Santa. He’s magic. Plus Joker may just lose it if someone showed some basic affection to him.

Other overthinkers: how do you decide what tattoo you want?

You need to just abandon the idea that every tattoo need to be “meaningful”. Especially if it’s your first one. It can just be something you like. Something you think is beautiful or cool or whatever. Not sure? Print out an image that is something like the tattoo you’d like. Hang it in a place you’ll see often every day. If you still love it after a month or so, then you know you truly love it.

When did you realise you were the villain in someone's story?

When I annoyed with their OCD, 10 minutes later they were crying because of me

What’s are your suggestions or advice to an absolute beginner who wants to get into building electronics?

Honestly try and find some sort of cheap Engineering course. My Uncle does this engineering, inventions, etc... I'm dying to get into it I mean *dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*. The really good thing about Social Media though is it's free, get on Youtube I 110% guarantee you'll find some starter engineering and electrical courses.

Why humanity became so technologically advanced in 20th century?

industrialization coming to a peak, and the world wars. Both the wars kickstarted massive investments into energy, motorization, aviation, and computers in ww2.

What's the funniest, dumbest thing you've got caught doing while high?

My ex

people who are already having a bad year why ?

My cat died getting neutered

What is your opinion of the use of background checks in job hirings?

They should be more thorough.

How do you kill a bitch?

By smacking it up... Smack my Bitch up - The Prodigy

What was your worst first date ?

I am immune to this question

What do you think is it possible to reach this level of civilization without religion?

I do think it's possible, but unlikely. Religion is a useful shortcut to cooperation, so it's likely that it would be present in any civilization of our level.

What do you like to do now but you hated it years ago?

Nap for hours 😂

What was your weirdest “wait a minute” moment?

Me buying ladder and rope. Cashier had strange look

What are ways to avoid embarrassing yourself on social media platforms such as Instagram?

delete your instagram account it's a fucking timesuck and can only get you into trouble IRL

You can go back in time to any century and bring one person back to the present. Who do you choose?

Freddie Mercury

How would you feel if a woman gave you a blowjob and would ride/fuck your finger but wouldn't let you have sex?

Awful. That would mean I need to wake up and change again.

How long do you play video games in a day, and why?

Some days i might not play any. Others i might play a fuck ton (usually when i have nothing to do, and that usually only happens on breaks)

What made you want to learn a language you wish to learn?

I once heard someone say "carpe diem" a Latin phrase that many of us are likely familiar with, and an old woman started screaming at them about using "devil speak" and I thought it was the funniest shit ever. I decided to start learning the language, albeit slowly, in order to more or less have a silent joke at the expense of people who are too engulfed in their beliefs to either accept other people's or even fully understand how their own came to be in the first place.

If lightsabers really existed, what colour and design would you have and why?

Red because I don't fucking know

What's the most expensive thing on your wishlist?

Emma Watson.

What's the strangest compliment you ever received?

I’m a guy and ever since I was little I’ve always been complimented on my eyelashes. Like it’s just hair above my eyes...

What is something on the internet that no one should see?

Two girls, one cup

Indian film in which a snake prayed with a man?

Snake Pray Man

What items can be used to open a bottle?

A bottle opener

How did sleeping beauty deal with her pooping needs while asleep?

She sleeps in her own filth, I guess. To add to that, she must have killer bed sores all over her body.

What is the most delicious food you've ever eaten?

anything after camping

What celebrity death unexpectedly hit you the hardest?

MF DOOM, It ruined my NYE, I'm still Sad af

What the most disgusting thing you've ever tasted?

A girl I met back when I was at university..

What's a scientific fact that you just can't get into your head?

Pluto is not a planet

Type in "I asked you" and hit the middle suggestion 3+ times to complete the sentence. What comes up?

I asked you to make it easy for you.

What is the sexiest thing about the opposite sex to you?

Short hair. I just think short hair on girls is really attractive.

[Serious] What are people looking for when they go through your trash and open up the bags besides food? Are they seeing if the house is occupied? What have you experienced?

Some are hoping for identity theft info. Some want to stalk women via gaining information.

What's a descent way to earn a living wage working online or working from home with little or no experience and a college degree?

I don't know the answer to this, but I know it's not MLM