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What is some cool data to track every day of the year?
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Sleep schedule with fitbit.
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What Is Something You would Like To See More In Movies And, Or T.V. Shows?
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I’d like to see more storytelling that doesn’t involve killing characters off for shock value.
ESPECIALLY when it’s in a show where death doesn’t mean they are gone, and that they could somehow comeback through spells or something. I find it incredibly lazy.
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What is the best/craziest dream you've ever had?
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I was in school and suddenly all the students somehow realized some of them had powers and shit was going crazy, people were running, objects were blowing up and being thrown around — and I was using telekinesis to push a paper airplane down the hall. Then I just started raining lightning on motherfuckers and used telekinesis to crunch them into a ball. Best dream ever. Mad it was so short
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What costs money that should actually be free?
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healthcare
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Have you ever accidentally done something illegal without realizing? What did you do and what happened when you found out?
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went shopping once, minding my own business listening to my fave music channel. Went through self checkout and headed to my car. loaded the groceries and found I completely spaced on the DVD I put in the cart. Immediately took it back in, explained to the cashier that I forgot to pay for the item and wanted them to ring it up for me. Asked if I needed to wait for security or police to resolve the error. They laughed and rung me up and sent me on my way.
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how are the cases of covid 19 rising in the texas ?
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Case by case. Are you the bot? Your profile is botty.
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What's one book you'll definitely recommend everyone to read?
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My experience is most people like the sound of having one of their recommended books read by someone else, but 9 times out of 10 don't find the subject of a book recommended to them interesting enough to actually start reading it. I'm sure we all have 'to read' lists filled with other people's recommendations.
The best thing about being able to read, is going after the subjects and authors you yourself find interesting, though i suppose that's perhaps a pre-internet version of an echo-chamber in some ways.
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If you were the child of a mommy blogger, how had that affected your life? Positives or negatives?
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FREE TOYS
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What's the worst pain you've ever felt? Did it come and go? How long did it last?
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When I burst my eardrums... I was pretty young but I remember it feeling like being cut up or stabbed on the inside of my head
Literally nothing I could do to sooth it and it last about an hour each time (for each ear) they happened separately
I cried and screamed a lot it was awful
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Has you ever accidentally hit the “cast to TV” button and shown something you didn’t want to show?
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Yeah, but it was just a youtuber I was watching
I'm too careful while watching porn to let it happen
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Have you ever been bribed and what happened?
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I bribed a cop back in the 70s. Just stuffed a few hundred in his shirt pocket and I was scott free.
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What is the best way to break down to a friend why necrophillia is illegal?
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Wtf. Get new friends.
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Realtors: how does it feel to show / sell houses that are way nicer than the one you live in?
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If you sell enough houses that are way nicer than yours, you can buy one of those houses.
A realtor that hustles can make some real cash.
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What type of syrups are used in coffee shop drinks?
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Yep, just regular chocolate syrup. Here in the US, Hershey's syrup is the easiest to find, just the kind you'd stir into milk to make chocolate milk. I have to imagine that the grocery stores around you will have something similar.
Alternatively, you could just go into a coffee shop and ask what they use. Independent places probably use stuff that is not impossible for the home user to get, but the big chain places will almost certainly have proprietary stuff.
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What’s a situation where putting in only the bare minimum effort is completely justified?
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Any job with no room for advancement.
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What’s first the milk or the cereal?
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Cereal
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What was the most interesting thing you did in the pandemic?
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Made a “fort” out of toilet paper rolls. Great fun
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What allowed you to actually stop procastinating and do stuff?
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This pandemic, I've realized how much time I've wasted and that if i really want something i good go for it, i also focus on being around positive people who won't criticize and send off negative vibes.
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Women, what makes a "bad boy" so appealing?
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I hear this a lot, usually from really boring guys
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People who have weighted blankets, how much does it help you?
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It actually helps a lot.
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[Serious] How are you supposed to change your morals?
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Through education I'd say
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What’s the most spiteful thing you know someone did?
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My sister named her daughter Emily after I expressed my hatred for the name
Edit: sorry to anyone named Emily it's not you, it's your name
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What does it feel like to be content?
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Meh
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What is the scariest real thing on our earth?
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Half of the women on tinder
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Dear Americans: do you really send mails to friends and family? And if so, why?
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Yeah sometimes when it’s Christmas or. Birthday
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What happened to this years YouTube Rewind?
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I think 2020 was disastrous enough.
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What makes you extremely sad?
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People who cheap in couples. Why would anyone do that?
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What’s the best insult you’ve ever dished out?
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I will do to your mother what Obi Wan did to Satine on Mandalore.
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If the world was ending and everything’s in chaos, where civility is out the door, what’s something you still wouldn’t do?
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Eat pizza with pineapple on it.
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If you were offered a chance to transplant your mind into a replica of your body grown in a lab, without any of the wear and tear, what would you do?
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Yeah. Is this one skinny?
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What's your opinion on professional couples photos ( while married or dating )?
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For the past few months I've seen Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's photos with couples, whether it be in the dating phase or married.
My non important opinion ? I don't care for them, I just think it's portraying a false sense of relationship perfection (lack of a better word) and they never seem candid.
Not my cup of tea, and luckily my gf feels the same.
Your thoughts ?
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Who were Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito in 1919?
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Up and coming dictators.
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What make’s you feel good?
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Cumming.
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What’s a small change we can make to our lives that will improve our quality of life?
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Saying no
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What is like to eat your sister or brother?
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What?
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What's the first thing you ate this year?
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I haven't eaten all year :(
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How do you know when somebody does or doesn’t like you?
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Lack of a response (or at least any significant response) when trying to engage with them.
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How do other countries view the US?
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Yeehaw land.
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What actor/actress looked better in their 40’s and 50’s as opposed to their 20’s and 30’s?
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Pierce Brosnan
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Married guys who game? How does it play out between you and your other half? They ok with it?
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Hell yeah. My wife's a gamer herself. It works out great!
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You have passed away. God has asked you to ask for 5 things that you want to be with you while you spend your remaining time in a house in heaven. What would be those 5 things?
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Why would you have remaining time?
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How did you hide and bury their dead body?
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Wait you hide them? I've just been posing them in my living room.
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how are you, describe yourself with just items?
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Bed, tears, video games
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What item bought today will be obsolete in 2 years?
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New Year 2021 glasses
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What’s a movie/tv crossover that didn’t happen, but should have?
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Pokémon and Law and Order: SVU
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If you could be any animal, what would you morph into right now?
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A more evolved human
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What's the craziest place/position that you've woken up to after a big celebration?
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On a plane, flying to Atlanta.
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What is the best Minecraft world that got deleted, corrupted, etc?
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I remember when I was in 4-5th grade I had this online freind that I was so excited to play with every Friday. We had this world that we built together with his freinds. He out of no where stopped talking to me for no reason at all other then he wanted to play with someone else even though I got really attached to him and the day he did I bought this 70$ game just to play with him. Next week i asked him if we could play and i got a message from his freind saying, “we’re blocking you”.I went to my room to cry and never talked to him since. The world we had was saved on his Xbox so I couldn’t get my hands on it ever again. Fuck you Neth0lic you New Zealand cunt.
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What's the best thing about your SO?
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She exists. Just haven’t met her yet
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What’s the worst thing you ever did in church?
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i threw up in a trash can after trying wine for the first time. the blood of christ was nasty
edit: i was a child btw
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Is life meaningless? Why or why not?
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I believe that life has no inherent meaning, but rather you create a meaning for yourself
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When playing Monopoly or similarly frustrating board games, how do you not end up flipping the board and raging?
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Secret is to don't give a fuck
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how do you feel about transitioning a 9 year old from male to female?
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One day old account posting questions design to stir outrage....all you deserve is another downvote and the sound of one hand clapping
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What made you happy today?
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Nothing
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What is the most money you have ever given away?
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The guy couldn’t get the full amount for my house he wanted to buy so I told him just make payments on the 1000 bucks. I’ve never heard from him since and our family’s have know each other for a long time.
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What is the biggest bullet you ever doged?
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Doged? I put a collar on it.
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If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
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Noddles
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What movie is great but only should be watched once?
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Most oscar winning movies that aren’t animated. Incredible stories, zero rewatchability.
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What is your favourite language to say 'thank you' in?
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German. "Danke" is just so fast and nice sounding, like a "thanks".
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What’s the most chickenshit reason you ever got a ticket?
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I had a cop pull me over the day after Christmas last year, and wrote me a ticket because the license plate holder on my truck THAT CAME FROM THE DEALERSHIP obstructed a portion of my registration sticker. No shit!
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How is everyone's Hangover going today?
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Not good because I’m not legal of age to drink
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What do people always lose?
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The will to live.
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If you could get matching or themed tattoos with someone or a group what would they be?
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My friend wants me and her to each get different halves of a Harley Quinn heart, one half on each of our butt cheeks
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People who have English as their second language, what is the hardest word/rule to learn?
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For me it was where to put that damn little ' in words like they're and won't. Made no sense to me as a child
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What is your favorite type of grass?
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Green
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What are the early signs that a teenager is going to be a fucked up adult?
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When they get told they are gonna be a fucked up adult
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What’s the worst thing a toddler has said to you?
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not me...but...
one of my younger cousins told my aunt that she has a nice mustache...
i felt the embarrassment
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Want to start learning coding, where to start?
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Codecademy online is free and really good for understanding the basics.
The worst thing about coding is learning how to think. Once you get the hang of thinking in logic, the rest is straightforward.
Python is easy and intuitive. A good one to start with 😊
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What's the weirdest thing you ever experienced?
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I died. That was pretty weird. Little over two minutes dead. Well, I say it was weird, but it was actually nothing. Was weird hearing others talk about it later.
I've held a still warm human brain in my hand... They lost it, I found it, not that it did them any good at that point.
Both were kinda just another day to me, so I'm not sure what you think would be weird.
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What is your opinion of friends who don't own TV's?
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Who gives a shit? Why do I care if my friend has a tv or not?
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Who's the most famous person who graduated from a school you've attended?
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Dr.Phil graduated from my high school
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[Serious] What are some actually effective tactics for helping a guy last longer in bed?
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Its simple go back to sleep. That way no need to get out of bed
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You have passed away. God is asking for feedback about how your life went. What feedback will you?
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I'll punch him in the face
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At what point in a post are you satisfied that it’s done well, it was worth the time/ it paid off?
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Once I feel I've added something.. Doesn't always mean I'm right. Doesn't payoff other than the fact someone might've gain from it. Always try to remain positive and helpful as best you can.
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Used books — how did the received condition not match the description?
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Was listed as used - good. The book I received was in mint condition, looked like it had never even been touched, and turned out to be a first edition despite being almost 30 years old
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What if this is hell and we keep dying and being reborn again to live through it, forever?
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That’s not a very good hell. Some people find meaning in life, so that’s weird.
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(Serious) what coping mechanism do you use when you're extremely low/sad ?
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Music. The ultimate coping mechanism.
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What's the weirdest thing you've ever had?
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Sorry my laptop autocorrected dream to thing
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How are you gonna cope with yet another girlfriend-less year, loser?
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May the tears 👅💦 I cried in 2020 🥴😍 lube the cheeks 🍑🙈😳 I clap in 2021 🎉🥵😩
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What are some far out theories/conspiracies believed by celebs/big names?
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Tom Cruise and a few others think ....I cant even begin to list all the shit about scientology.
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Would you prefer to experience time faster or slower? why?
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Slower - time is the one commodity that we all share the same limited access to
You can be Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, or any other billionaire with unlimited ability to buy anything you want except for more time. Every day is a gift and time flies as it is. Slower perhaps would allow you to experience more of it
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You've been given one wish, but it can only be used for light trolling. What do you wish for?
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Rick Roll Times Square with 5 seconds left on the New Years countdown
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Tenacious D would like a Cleveland Steamer in exchange for an amazing rock concert that will rock your socks off. Is this a fair exchange? Why or why not?
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"One great rock show can change the world" - Dewey Finn, School of Rock
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Where are you ? What are you doing ?
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Shhh I'm hiding in your backyard.
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How long do your shoes last before you throw them away?
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A couple of years
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What's your favourite smartphone game?
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BitLife
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What is so special about your passion?
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I enjoy it and that makes it special to me, not to mention who doesn't like music?
(I get that some people don't like music it was rhetorical)
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Are you believe in religion? And why?
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I are no believe in religion
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What movies are better than their respective book(s)?
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Jaws, Die Hard, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Shawshank Redemption, Godfather, Lord of the Rings...
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What is a movie that literally everyone else likes except for you?
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Star wars.
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Pets — about how much do you spend caring for your dog (or other pet) each year?
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Do you mean time or money? If it’s time, I spend about three hours a day walking my dog. Plus trips to the vet and groomer. So a couple more hours each money.
If it’s money, I probably spend on average about $200 a month between his medication, vet visits, grooming, treats and misc.
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People who worship death, why?
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Everyone needs something to believe in.
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What is one thing you wish people knew about you?
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How much I really detest them.
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What happens when Putin walks into a bar?
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The bar moves out of his way
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What was the one time when you though to your self "If I don't take this leap of faith I will forever regret it"?
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I quit my job after working for years to get it because I hated it. I’m back to doing what I was intended to do and am so happy I did it. Life is too short to be miserable.
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You have passed away. You then wake up in a room filled with some game developers asking about how the game that you played was. What would be your response?
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Playable character was quite crap, felt like the neuroticism slider was at 99 at all times
Storyline was fucking weird, too many options locked behind paywalls.
Graphics were nice, characters were enjoyable to interact with.
Try again pls.
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If Jesus was a carpenter, what would he yell when he smashed his finger with a hammer?
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Me me
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Whats a deep thought that makes you go whoa!?
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If ghosts are real
One could be having sex with you right now and you wouldn't know
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People who think WNBA and NBA should have equal pay, why?
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Snowflakes inbound get to cover mate
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Which song triggers some memories that make you cry and what’s the story behind it ?
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There was this disgusting stripper that danced to Lady Lumps by the Black Eyed Peas 3 or 4 times a night. I deleted the song off of the computer 20 times but she always had a CD backup. Still to this day all I need is the opening 8 bars and im making a dash to the radio. Some things cannot be unseen.
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