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What's your horror story dealing with an online seller or company?
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Amazon made record profits during a global epidemic, while the overwhelming majority of people got poorer, bezos got way richer.
Edit- I’ve also heard that we have more billionaires now than we did last year.
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What would the story of your favorite actor's life be if all their movies happened to them IRL?
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Danny devito would be a patient in a mental hospital (one flew over the cuckoos nest)
With delusions of grandeur (all his other movies)
Who finally is released and has a normalish life (always sunny)
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Music lovers from all over the world. What is your favourite local song?
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Germany: "Rammstein, Deutschland"
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What are some truths everyone should accept in life?
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It doesnt matter how much you prepared life can fuck you, or if you didnt prepare you can luck through everything
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What was you saddest moment in your life?
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Doing a wellness check on my father only to find that he had passed
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What do you wish was real?
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manbearpig
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What’s the most interesting thing you’ve eaten?
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Paint and glue or maybe hair
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People who deliberately gave up Facebook, how did it impact on your life? What where the positives and what were the negatives?
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Positives: Not seeing constant disinformation, not seeing everyones dumb opinions, not feeling like I should post events in my life. It's my experience not theirs.
Negatives: Absolutely nothing. There's not a single negative at all.
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People who think walking on your grass is harmful somehow, why?
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Not always yes, but it can be in certain circumstances.
It can stress the lawn if it has not been watered enough (notice grass blades don’t “bounce back” but leaves footprints).
And the result of excessive foot traffic is no grass; you can notice this at public parks or a school.
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What's it like to work for CPS?!
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My gf worked for them. Apparently it’s very depressing from the stories she tells me, some awful people out there mistreating poor little kids
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Dear Music Aficionados, What Bands / Artists Have Never Released a Bad Album?
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Tool
Rage Against the Machine
Van Morrison if you don't count the album that was terrible on purpose.
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What's the weirdest dream you've had?
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I once had a dream that I saw a bear swimming through the water like a mermaid. Another, Shaggy and Scooby were fighting a demon and they got wrecked. Then I woke up.
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If you had to reincarnate to a fantasy world from a book or movie, or you could create your own new one, what would you choose and how would your new life look like?
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Post voldemort Hogwarts would make a really good spot.
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What was your all time favorite flash game?
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Happy Wheels
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Americans, do you automatically assume everyone on the site to be American? Why or why not?
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No, because I'm not an uncultured swine and I know other countries exist, unlike others.
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Has anyone ever looked you in the eye and said “you’re a fucking cunt!”? Why did they say that to you?
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I had just taken longest road from them in cattan
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If humans got a software update to their brains what would be included in it?
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Common sense.
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Why do you like/love Documentaries?
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I love learning new things
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What was your favorite video game you played this year?
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I haven't played a video game yet in 2021.
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In your work, how much does your company listen to the constructive customer feedback and how much of it never reaches anyone beyond the first level of customer care?
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We have a online survey wich if you get a good report you are entered into a gift card raffle and if you get a bad one the managers talk to you and try and work it out with you its very effective and makes you feel appreciated.
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What haven't you done all year?
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Homework
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What’s the tackiest thing a person can do?
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Be rude to service staff. That’s my immediate “tell” about a person.
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What’s your funniest story?
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This really grumpy old couple from Ireland ran a small convenience store. I grabbed a bag of chips and put them on the counter. The woman told me "This shite is about 2.97." The husband told his wife "Don't swear in froont of our customers yoo fookin hag."
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What is the grand misconception of your profession?
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That we are not real surgeons.
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What are some reasons paintball should and shouldn't be in the Olympics?
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It should because it would be fun to watch, and the Olympics makes most of its money from watch-ability anyways.
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[serious] If someone switched thier phone carriers and took their number to the new one can they later go back to that first carrier if they want too? Why?
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Sure you can. Local Number Portability has been the norm for almost 20 years. It really has nothing to do with a carrier wanting to have you. Now if you left without paying a bill oe breeches a contract and they had to come after you, you may not be welcome back.
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What does your job not want the public to know?
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The ice cream machine works a lot of the time, it’s just a pain in the ass to clean.
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Growing up, what was your favorite show to watch after school?
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Codename Kids Next Door
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If mitosis creates identical cells and the zygote divides through mitosis, how do cells specialize themselves to perform special tasks if the genetic information within them is all the same?
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All cells have DNA for the whole body. Especially Stem cells can become any kind of cell, that’s why researching them is so fascinating
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People who use 'seex workers' instead of 'proostitutes', what other words do you like to lie to yourself with ?
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You don't know how umbrella terms work, do you?
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If you could meet a partner who was into only one fetish or kink, what would you want it to be?
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Giving me endless money
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W-what is this place?
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Probably hell
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Over the entirety of your lifetime what specific song do you think you've listened to the most?
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happy birthday
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Some animal got into and apparently ate a good chunk of a bag of manure we have. How would that be a choice over eating the lawn itself?
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Animals are not known for their logical thinking skills
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"How is the weather" is not my real question, but I am too shy to ask my real question, do you know what it is?
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I'm flattered, but I'm already married
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People who have been in a coma, what was it like?
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what's your first thought this morning?
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"Fuck"
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What iOS apps are engaging for little kids to simulate play with different materials to get a realistic empirical sense of the physical world?
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Minecraft
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What is something that you were told in your childhood that you will never forget?
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We can't afford it.
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What’s the most real life porn-like scenario you’ve ever encountered?
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ordered pizza and didn't have any money
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What's something fake you could invent today just to sell a product?
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Monocles for dogs. To look fancy
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How do uncircumcised men pee?
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Through their penis.
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People who click on “Don’t click here” , why do you to have to do the opposite ?
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I'm curious.
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How have you managed to effectively get over someone?
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Time and self love
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What is your absolutely biggest, no one can ever find out secret?
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nice try cop
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"Hey gurl, are you ready for some black pudding?" What is your hottest bedroom sexy talk?
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Black pudding sounds like you are offering to shit on her lol te ultimate dirty talk
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What artist or band did you grow out of and why?
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The Doors. I think everybody has a Doors phase. Usually weed is involved. Then you really listen and learn Jim isn't deep and kind of an asshole.
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Who are some famous late bloomers who found success later in life than usual?
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Alan Rickman (RIP)
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How was it like travelling to the United States of America?
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Depressing but I live here so I didn't have much choice.
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Those of you who’ve done shrooms, what sort of mystical experiences have you had?
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I've tripped about a hundred times. No "mystical experiences" ever happened
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Are you buffet eating days over? If not, why will you go back?
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I'm a fatass mentally and I'm 17 if I want to eat I'm going to eat.
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what are your hopes for the future?
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I just want to get in a relationship
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If you could live anywhere in the US, where and why?
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borooklyn, new york city, new york bc its not as difficult to pay rent if u get a decent job but its not so full of crime that u get stabbed every 3 seconds
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An associate has recently stated that she did not even learn about the Trail of Tears from her education in Texas. What common knowledge or important knowledge that should be widespread rocked your world post k-12?
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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What do you just not give a fuck about?
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The forty-seven paragraphs of bullshit before the recipe.
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What would you do if you knew everyone’s passwords?
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*nuking intensifies*
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What is a song lyric that you were hearing/singing wrong the whole time?
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Not me, but my grandma. Bee gees song. Instead of “more than a woman, more than a woman to me” she sang “bald headed woman, bald headed woman to me”
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What is a major turn off that you can't, and never will, accept?
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Just being a dick in general
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What's the best background noise for you when you work?
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This is unpopular, but silence
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In the face of absolute death, what are your final words?
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Fucking took you long enough.
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Why did the marathon messenger die? Today, many run a marathon without problems.?
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Pretty sure he ran across mountain ranges and other terrain. And probably in some shitty sandals with poor nutrition/hydration means
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How do you approach new things?
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with suspicion
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What is the best podcast you've ever listened to?
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Hardcore History
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The Documentary Highlander is Correct and The Quickening Happens This Year. What Highlanders Challenge Betty White?
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No one. Even the Kurgan is afraid
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What would you consider a "long" shower? What would you consider to be an average shower?
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Long shower is 3-4 songs while a short shower is 1-2 songs. I like to listen to music in the bath.
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What's the most fun you've had in your life?
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I’ll let you know tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or maybe the day after that.
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How long does it take you to take a shower?
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Depends
Ranges between 2 to 30 minutes
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Your 2 favorite fictional characters are having sex, who are they?
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Your girlfriend and homer simpson
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Eastern Europeans in Chicago: Why do you like it so much there? Why don't you find it dangerous to live there?
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Its not even that dangerous, its only the poor parts of town that have shootings like LA.
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People in long term marriages / relationships who have only had sex with their partner: do you think you will ever have another sexual partner?
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Maybe. Depends who dies first
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"Bob wants to hold Alice's hand, but Alice doesn't want him to" teaches kids the concept of consent at an early age. How would you explain kids the lessons you learned in terms of Alice, Bob, and whomever else you need?
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Bob started dating Alice. Bob got proper consent to sleep with Alice. Bob and Alice had sex. In the middle of the night Alice stabbed Bob with a screwdriver, because she had a dream that Bob cheated on her. Alice is a psycho. Don’t be like Alice.
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What have you messed up and already looking at 2022 ?
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Just one day in, don’t be so hard on yourself bro.
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You are about to die. You have the chance to listen to one last song. What will it be?
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I'm gonna Rick Roll my way out
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What’s your favorite album of the 2010s?
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AM - Arctic Monkeys
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Hiow does someone blind from birth know how to smile?
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its natural. Babies smile and no one ever taught them
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What is an unusual food/flavor combination that you really like?
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Steak sauce on scrambled eggs is incredible
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If you were in a lucid dream, what would be the first thing you do?
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I always go straight up
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Your friend is having a bad day. What’s your go-to joke to make them laugh?
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself on 4K TV?
HDMI
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What's a movie that everyone but you has seen?
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The Star Wars movies
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Do Japanese people find it harder when speaking English and other foreign languages to not use honorifics commonly like in their national language?
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It’s pretty easy to not learn what doesn’t exist in a language.
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What way can you describe your favorite movie to make it sound completely lame ?
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One guy is locked in a room for 15 years and finds out why.
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Have you ever had a partner say they weren’t sure they wanted to continue a relationship with you and bounced back from that? If so, how?
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Sort of, I had a weird relationship with this girl that kept leaving and coming back. Although It's currently over... as for how? I like to think that she never could find a truly valid reason to leave me.
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How paranoid is too paranoid?
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I think the real question is are we spying on paranoid people enough? How else will we know of their condition and when to intervene
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If two identical twins had sex with a woman and got her pregnant, is it possible to prove who the father is? If they both deny being the father, who will pay child support?
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[It happened here.](https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/brazil-identical-twins-child-maintenance-paternity-dna-test-goias-a8852436.html%3famp)
Both twins were ordered to pay child support as they’d both slept with her.
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Why did you kill a human?
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I don't kill a human good try FBI
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Physically, what's most important for you in a partner, an attractive face or an attractive body?
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Creamy skin
Straight teeth
Curly hair
Amazing breasts
Not for me, for my children. The Shrutes produce very thirsty babies.
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What is the appropriate amount of chickens used to cross a road or pathway?
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I have 200 free ranging. I've seen them cross the pathways on the ranch, it seems like an appropriate amount.
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You are sent on a desert island. You can only bring 10 pieces of clothing and 5 items (no electronics though). What would you bring?
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\- machete
\- fire stone
\- first aid kit
\- medicinal and edible plants book
\- a pan
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\- raincoat
\- polar jacket
\- a pant I can convert into short
\- t shirt
\- underwear x2
\- pair of socks
\- Good pair of shoes
\- a corset (to use the rope)
\- protective gloves
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Men who wipe away from their balls, why?
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I don't see the appeal of shit balls.
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TAXI DRIVERS OF REDDIT. Have you really had one of those "follow that car" moment. What was the outcome?Any other good story's?
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So my uncle is a taxy driver since he was young. I asked him this and he said, and i quote
"Only one time. I laughed and threw him out of my car."
He also said my grandpa, who was also a taxi driver his whole life, had some of those situations and always said no if the passenger was acting suspicious or didn't explain why.
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What movie makes you feel nostalgia?
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Cars (origional)
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What stopped you from ending it all?
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Honestly, Gabe the Dog. And my little sister.
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What kind of science would you invoke to justify not taking the covid Pfizer vaccine ?
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Some people might be too sick or weak , or be allergic to it
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People who have been in a cult before, what was it like?
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Being a follower is fun but you make more money as a leader
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Have you ever stayed in a relationship for a long time then after a while figured out that you never loved the person and have no idea why you got yourself in it in the first place?
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You asking from experience? Coz like we here for you mate if you are
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What is something small that you find attractive that others may find odd or strange?
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Eyebrows
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What’s the answer to a lot of questions?
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42
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With the new decade here, let’s predict some of the inventions in the next 10 years. What have you got?
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We already were in the 2020s decade since 2020. The 2010s ended in 2019.
But to answer your question I am excited for foldable phones, self driving cars, 6G?, SpaceX Starship, SpaceX landing on Mars, Humanity becoming a Interplanetary Civilization.
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Use a thesaurus to rename your favorite movie. What's the new title?
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Superior of the Jewelry
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What's your first memory?
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Waiting for my mum to pick me and my brother up from kindergarten. I was about 3 years old.
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