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What's the worst thing you accidently dropped in a toilet?
My rare Yu-Gi-Oh cards when I was an child.
How will Humans become extinct? How probable is it that it happens sometime in the next decade?
All the human's hearts will stop beating. 50% chance... It either will or won't.
What surprised you about anal sex? [NSFW]
I was surprised by how much my girlfriend loved it. Sure I was walking funny for a couple days, but she really enjoyed herself. Next time I will ask for lube.
People who had sex last night, how was it?
The line was long but your Mom was nice.
When was the movie better than the book?
Star wars
Should boobs be sexualized? Why?
you can sexualize whatever you want. whether it's hair, feet, thighs, or breasts, the important part is to realize your sexual desire means *nothing* for the person you're sexualizing. it's your job to control your feelings, not hers.
What do you say to break up with someone kindly because your feelings faded out?
Say you are gay, or if you are gay, say you are straight?
What horror film would be better if it used practical effects instead of CGI?
Pretty much all of them. CGI is a cancer on the horror genre.
What’s the best way to fight the horny?
Don’t fight it, just join it
There have been several cases where "feral children" raised by animals have scientists try to integrate them into human society. In a similar fashion, how would they try to rehabilitate a child that was raised entirely by social media such as Twitch chat, Facebook, Twitter, etc?
The issues with feral children are that they don't have language and they haven't interacted with people. They are dramatically, profoundly different and disabled. Developing language skills late in life is almost impossible. The brain no longer is able to change like that.
What are some non-english curse words or phrases that wouldn't make sense in English or any other language ?
PISSFRESSE English it's "pissmouth"
If a guy wants to hang out and cuddle and watch movies on the first date, how likely does it mean he wants to smash and pass?
11 times out of 10
What's the longest you've gone without sleep for?
I've done 72 hours while on deployment. It was just nonstop go go go. Offloading marines, cargo and everything else. Short break for food and bathroom then back at it once more. Only nap was in between loads but those lasted for maybe five to ten minutes.
If dogs were suppervillains what would their evil plan be?
Get us to care for them, play with them, bathe them, take them places and for walks, pick up their poop, all for nothing in return. ...WAIT A MINUTE!
Scientists have invented an empathy machine that lets others experience what you're feeling. What experience do you want another person to feel, who do you choose to feel it, and why?
Euphoria. I'd like to be someone's drug slave. Where I take massive doses of ecstacy or any other drug, and give that emotion to someone else, so they don't have to experience the downsides of drug use. I will charge massive amounts of cash, and enroll in rehab after a few years.
What's the most childish thing you have ever done as an adult?
Where do I start? My Lego collection? The fact I can still enjoy my childhood cartoons? That I still like those overly sweet smiley cookies targeted at toddlers?
What is the best room temperature snack?
Tuna sandwich.
How ill the world end?
ithout a himper
People who have tried, what stopped you from ending it?
Not having the balls to do it.
What was a meal you had with the most different types of food on the same plate and what were they?
Gumbo
What would your utopia look like?
About 5,000 people left
Durring the cold war when the nazis invaded vientnam how did the communist rise under Gandhi?
42
If all men could agree on the epitome of beauty standards, who is the woman would we could all agree on?
Betty White.
What do you hate about teenage girls?
Tiktok
What is the strangest thing you’ve seen come out of you?
Bro what the hell is this question
The color of your blood is the last thing you ate/drank, what color is it?
Uhhm, how would you describe the colour of Jagermeister? Dark brown I guess?
What were your top 5 favorite shows you grew up with?
Adventure time, family guy, regular show, amazing world of gumball,
If you could donate some of your life years to someome else, who would you give to and why?
I think I would give a few to my dog. She is 14 and fuck I am going to be a mess of a person when she dies.
You are told that you have 24 hours left to live and you can do whatever you want within those 24 hours, what do you do?
Didn't make it 1 day into the year before this question was posted.
How did you discover pornography? And have you ever done something that’s too obvious to hide it?
Found some sex magazines at a friend's house. They were from his dad and he "hid" them under the normal newspaper in the living room. And on a shelve in the bathroom. Right besides the shitter. Looked at them each time, first just because it was "funny" and weird, then after years passed my weewee went hard as hell and I thought "oh no that's not good", so I made up a sudden appointment at the church (?!), running as fast as I could to my home and WANKED the shit out of my pisser while the whole family was home and heard me running up the stairs and then screech. Good weird times.
What will you do if you can Time Travel? Would you Time Travel in the Past, or in the Future?
In the past so I could document those civilizations we don’t know much about like the Olmec
What little things do you enjoy most in life?
Delicious food 😋
[Serious] Why is high school graduates buying cigarettes against the law, but dying for your country before age 21 isn’t?
America, that is why. People put more of a price on their freedom than permitting you to have your own but tell you it is your responsibility to protect them
Men who catcall women: why do you do it?
Guys still do that?
Where do you hide your money?
Imagine owning money
Remember Carl from the Simpsons? True chad. Who was or is the Carl in your life?
I had friend named Chad when I was a young boy. That’s about it.
How is your hamster doing today?
Still dead. But the room I kept her cage in still smells like hamster piss
What are some skills that today's younger people do not have, but were considerded basic skills by previous generations?
Sewing well enough to make your own clothes
How is your girlfriend?
Non-existent
70s vs 80s Explain why??
70s brought us the women's rights movement, disabled rights movement, tail end of the civil rights movement, ECT. 80s brought us "greed is good" philosophies and trickle down economics I don't know why people are always blaming the boomers personally, seems like gen-x is where we went wrong
What car do you drive?
2015 VW Golf Sportwagen TDI. Yes I know they lied. I don’t care.
What was the worst physical pain you ever experienced?
Breaking my arm mom didn’t take me to the er so for 4-5 days I had to do shit with it while my mom said I was being mellow dramatic and having her squeeze my arm saying I just bruised it.
Which celebrities will be on the in memoriam list this year?
Hate to say it.. Betty White. She got us through 2020 and exhausted all her powers
How come no one asks for cats anymore?
As I understand it, the 2019 film was dreadful, so no one dares to ask for cats ever again, out of fear of being subjected to watching it.
What is your favorite Number?
42
What are the best kind and length of socks?
Black thigh high socks are elite.
If you could instantly have data on any aspect of your life, what would it be?
money spent on food, drugs, and alcohol
Has anyone sold a kidney to buy something? If so what was it?
A liver
What do you do when you're 25 who's never had a full time job but too lazy, depressed, insecure to do anything about it?
Therapy
What is a good stock purchasing app?
I've been using Fidelity, but have some problems with how it handles notifications and alerts.
Can someone explain how bitcoin works(why is it risky or why to use it or not use it)?
You buy fake money with real money, and spend it on drugs. Easy!
When did you realize your workplace was problematic?
When I discovered I lived in a capitalist society that values productivity and profit above the safety and well-being of the working class.
What’s your favourite weird food combination?
Personally I enjoy dipping salty McDonald’s chips into the strawberry milkshake
Without naming it, who is your least favourite video game character?
The manipulative short haired cunt in Telltale's TWD S2.
Ok DMs, what stunt did your players make that derailed the campaign?
Cast [Anywhere But Here](https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/anywhere-but-here/) I swear this spell is designed to break the game, but it was great. They spent weeks working their way from the middle of nowhere back to where they started.
What are your holy grail hangover cures?
Either coconut water or pickle juice for me. If you feel like you want to throw up, have a tablespoon of baking soda and lime juice in a glass of soda water. You will throw up within 2 minutes but you’ll feels 100% better after
What did you have before it was considered cool?
Among us, I played it when it first came out in 2018 and eventually forgot about it. Never seen an indie game blow up like that years after release.
What is your worst shipping experiences?
Trying to pair Ron Weasley and Dolores Umbridge. The HP fans never forgave me.
[NSFW] You are challenged to search google for "Hot lesbian college girls x" (with safe search off), where 'x' is any word you choose. What 'x' do you choose to guarantee that the first match is not pornographic?
Meme
What are the best books on Soviet Russia history?
gulag archipelago
What dream do you distinctly remember?
I remember a lucid dream(a dream where u are aware that you are in a dream and have a certain degree of control over it) I once had .I did this by constantly checking if I was in a dream or not every time I was awake( can't remember what I did exactly to check). I was in 4th grade at the time. The dream was about giant pringles (like a chip the size of frisbee) and dancing to Mexican music. Too young to think of better stuff and never had a lucid dream again till date. But damn do I love that dream
What person do you know who was involved in a true crime case?
Debbie Fornuto. She’s my mom’s cousin. She’s suspected of being a serial baby killer. Six of her children died mysteriously of SIDS. She lived in the Chicago area when I was young then moved to Las Vegas to get away after the sixth child of hers mysteriously died. She ended up dying herself in a car crash with a much younger dude in the early 2000‘s. http://unknownmisandry.blogspot.com/2019/11/deborah-fornuto-gedzius-serial-baby.html?m=1
What’s an unusual way you have to express “I love you” to someone, without actually saying “I love you”?
Oh there's thousands. It sort of depends on your partners love language. I used to memorize my ex's order from Starbucks or Chikfila, then I'd bring it to them when they were having a rough day. Or sometimes you can make them a care package in a little basket full of their favorite candies, drinks, movies, stuff like that. Sometimes just a small squeeze to their hand is enough. When you're really in love you know how to say it without your mouth.
What are some of the examples of horrific parenting you've seen?
You never ever should call your kids bad names like peace of shit and etc..
What is the one thing stolen from you that you want back more than anything else?
My future...
How would you criticize someone and not be hated for it?
Facts, although no matter what you do you will be hated by someone.
What is something that is mildly inconvenient, but at the same time will still fuck up your entire day?
Not showering before work
When you die, you become a diety based off your username. What are you the God of?
Uhhhh am I just God then
What gives you hope for the future?
My mom
What is the worst part of growing up?
Having no clue about how to handle the massive amount of ass-hair all over the place
Those who wanted to move out whilst they were still young but couldn’t financially, how did you deal with it or what did you do?
Stayed depressed and suicidal until I finally grew older and found a stable job that payed well enough for me to afford my own apartment. Then all of my mental health issues vanished within months of moving out and haven't returned. At this point I would rather go homeless than move back in with my parents or get a roommate
Out of all musical instruments, which can be sanitized the easiest?
A triangle
What would your ideal school uniform be?
null
What was the worst year in history?
Depends on who you ask.
Thread 'Does alcohol make a gentleman 'strong' or 'weak'?' Alcohol helps men increase the ability to "battle" but there are also studies showing that 31-45% of men lose their libido after drinking alcohol. So how to drink to help sublimation in "sex"? What do you think?
Studies show, what a classic
Hello everyone, what is currently burning or on fire near you or your area?
THE BODIES
What youtuber used to be good but is now bad?
Nigahiga
What is the downside of something that most people think is completely amazing but you know isn't all that?
Make up, it costs a small fortune. It wrecks your skins which makes you wear more because you're trying to hide what its done to your skin. Then if you wear to much its hard to take you seriously.
What do you think of Germany? Are they good people? Are they reliable people?
What do you mean? Every country have both assholes and good people
What was it like to live during 90s America?
It was dope. No social media, no smartphones. We talked to each other.
What do people do that you think should be illegal, but currently isn't?
Accuse someone of rape with no evidence. Take someone’s race or gender into account to alter punishment sentences. Ig just systematised sexism and racism in general.
What are your top 3 bank robbery movies of all time?
In no particular order: Heat, The Italian Job (original), Inside Man e: "In" not "I"
What is appealing about being famous, is it easier to get rich when you’re famous?
I don't care much about the money but I'd really like to be able to make people happy just by being there... like when fans get to meet a famous, they're so so happy and I'd like to make that positive impact.
If people called out their actions like anime characters, what would be the ultimate techniques for certain professions?
Lawyers: "For my ultimate move, I summon the power of the rat gods to unleash my 'Your Honor, I object for no reason' ultimate move!"
What can you do with cinematography?
You could become a cinematographer
What was the dumbest thing you saw someone do while trying to escape the police?
A kid I went to high school with successfully escaped the police and pulled into a friend's driveway. He would have gotten away scott free but he sat there with his foot on the brake pedal and they saw the lights.
If Laffy Taffy allowed NSFW jokes, what are some examples?
Laffy Wappy
In the muppets, What is gonzo?
Gonzo. That's all.
What is your favorite part of your job?
Payday.
What is the most underrated game?
Star Wars Empire at War. Everyone picks KOTOR or Battlefront as their favorite nostalgic Star Wars video games. But even a 15 year old game it still holds up and has a ton of mods.
What album should ii listen before 1 die?
Circle Jerks - Wild in the Streets Deftones - Around the Fur Jeff Buckley - Grace
How do you obtain a post-secondary education as an adult that never finished high school?
Community colleges have paths for this. Typically a GED course.
What was the last Movie/TV Show that blew your mind away?
The last episode of the Mandalorian
Men, women, and everyone in between, what are some ways the patriarchy has hurt you?
It kept me from being able to express my emotions, so I became angry and did a fuck ton of drugs
What product would go out of business if you only used it for what it was designed for?
Cotton swabs would propably go out of business if people didn't clean their ears with them
What was your "We'll never talk about it again," moment?
I thought the phrase was 'let us never speak of this again'
What was the strangest thing you used when you didn't get a blanket in someone's house?
A maine coon
How bad do you feel when you mkae a typo?
Nice tyr
Who’s the most vain person on the planet?
Donald trump
What cause or goal have you given up on lately and why?
Recycling. It is all bullshit. The sanitation guys just throw it into the trash anyway!