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"So you're sitting there having a cold one with your bf, eat a placenta here and there, just chilling. He then says "yk that sledge in the garage?" You say *yes, why?" He says "I wanna take it to your genitals and destroy your uterus with it." What do you say?	is this a cry for help
What was your childhood nickname and why?	Useless fuck
Native Southerners to the US - what is your favorite thing about the Southern US? And what would you change about it - if you could?	Winter only lasts a day.
whats the biggest real life plot twist ?	Trump becoming president was a big one
When did you find your dads secret porn stash?	My mothers husband kept his porn on the living room tv. I guess we (my sister and I[F30]) were just supposed to ignore the titles and descriptions in the DVR. (No need to tell me this was inappropriate and dysfunctional, my mother has assured me it is totally acceptable behavior when she was confronted about it from me as an adult.)
2 - 4 - 6 - 8 Who do you appreciate?	Keanu Reeves
What's the 'it' about Keanu Reeves?	Dude is legit nice.
In a perfect world, home is where your dick belongs. So felles, where's it belong ?	In my pants 😌
What's the best advice to a new DnD player who wants to start their own campaign?	Dont over plan or get so stuck on a plan you forget to let yourself have fun.
What videogame ability do you wish existed in real life?	Save/Load
What do you guys think about Elon Musks theory of simulation?	He's fuckin' bonkers.
What is a good ways to develop a good understanding of History , as a base for understanding contemporary issues?	Read books...
What books (which aren’t just required high school reading) changed your life or made a big impression on you and why?	Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami. I just really identified with the protagonist when I read it. Great story about loss and finding your place in the world.
What’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten?	Food
What is the most annoying color?	orange
For anyone who has a vegetable garden? Is a carrot a fruit?	There is this amazing website, Google.com. Check it out.
whos better at fortnite,ninja or fe4rlles?	What about doing anything more useful than to ask the most pointless question on new?
What is a song that you love because of the memories, but would dislike if you’d discover it for the first time today?	Most of the pitbull songs from around 10 yrs ago I guess...
How do you respond to friends that want to play a game but you don't want to?	Not today my g
Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? If so, what was it?	Motorboating Alexandria daddario
What alternative milk products do you like best?	Oat milk
What is your date trying to tell you when they say they aren't gonna have good cell /internet reception?	A:Bugger off B: That they are gonna have bad internet reception and thus will be unable to talk over the phone
Which are some Accounting and Tax related hacks that can save lots of money?	Fraud
In a perfect world, home is where your dick belongs. So fellas, where's it belong?	Your moms house.
Males, what it something typical of females that you can’t stand?	always vomiting when I say something
Now that we know better, what did the zombie movies get wrong?	That no one in the movies denies the zombies exist and says the whole thing is just a political conspiracy
If you get the opportunity to change one thing from your past then what would it be?	Not get married. Dated 5 years, got hitched. She changed like a lightswitch. became very psychologically abusive. I'm out now and it's been a couple years, but that shit sticks with you.
Considering that the 2010's technically ended yesterday, what are some hopes you have for this new decade?	are you fucking stupid
What age do you hope to live to?	To whatever age I can live and still have dignity (functioning brain and bodily functions). I’m hoping assisted suicide becomes more acceptable after the boomers die off. I want to get it taken care of before I’m bed ridden in a nursing home, shitting myself, surrounded by people I don’t know even if I’ve known them for decades.
Have you ever texted your number neighbor if so what did they say?	I have, and I got no responses 😔
What are some methods you’ve found effective for treating a bulging disc?	Physical therapy. It's painful and hard work, but it fixed my disks... Then again, I had slipped disks, not buldging
Which would you prefer to have as your room-mate? A raccoon or A Panda?	Panda. I don’t have to worry about my food. Just my bamboo plants
People who still troll in games for fun after 2018, why ?	Some times Its fun in r6 casual
You’re gonna be put on trial for a crime you didn’t commit, but the judge, the prosecutor and your own attorney are plotting to lock you up for life. What would you do? [SERIOUS]	Call a local news station and record what I think is happening on live news. That way it's on record when the netflix team will inevitably make a documentary on it in a few years.
What would you do if you had the chance to die for your God?	Not die cause I don't have a God
Your (almost) perfect man/woman asks you out. You say no because of one quality/characteristic you can't look past. What is it?	Being a total cunt
People that didn't want to keep friends with their exes, why?	I couldn't pretend that I'm not still completely in love with him.
Which celebrity would you like to spend a day with?	Hatsune Miku
What non-dealbreaking things do you still find unattractive?	Being a health nut. I don't need to hear you brag about your calories or carbs or whatever, or whatever the newest food fad is.
what theory that if it ever turned out to be real the world would never be the same ?	Aliens
What knock-off is better than the original?	Oreos
Men, what 3 things turn you on the most?	Left breast, right breast, and middle breast.
What was the single best thing that happened this past year?	Donald lost
People who are self made, what’s your story?	Speaking from the future me, if all goes to plan. I took risks, had a lot of help, and am very thankful I made it out alive, and with all my bearings intact. I didn't inherit anything. As a result, I had to take a shit ton of risks. Risks that would make most people sick to their stomach. Context: moved halfway around the world, started my own business and didn't end up starving to death.
What is it that motivates you to keep pushing forward every day?	Two of my younger friends committed suicide in 2020, and although there’s a ton a fucked up shit in my life that’s happened to me, that I’ve personally done, but their death at 19 & 20 makes me wanna go so fucking hard. One passed on 2/29 the second one passed on 11/29, my birthday falls on 3/29 so every month on the 29th it’s just a reminder to keep it pushing for them. Losing them and slowly losing the memories I shared with them makes me wanna leave something behind worth sharing. I may have known them for a short amount of time but I knew them during a difficult time in my life, a hard time for all of us and having gone through that together in our different ways is what made me feel close to them. Ahaha I know this was a dramatic ass reply but that’s what keeps me pushing, they just passed the baton to me, I’m just trying to finish this marathon 🏃‍♂️💨
Teachers, How obvious is it when one student has a crush on a classmate?	Lol. Y'all can't hide shit. Insider tip: if you get a new seating arrangement, and you're either farther away or right next to your crush, that was on purpose.
How could your boss/teacher do their job better?	She should know how to do my job, at least 90% of it. I should be able to ask questions about the process or the workflow and she should know the answer. She could also communicate changes better, ie: at all, when she decides that we (everyone but her) need to be doing something different.
Say what country you are from without saying what country you are from?	We have a habit of trying to wage war on... the world
People who found out that their partner abused someone, what did you do?	If it was a child or anyone under age 18, you better be calling CPS and the 5-0 cause you are now a mandated reporter by law. If it was someone elderly or with MR or disabilities, you need to be calling APS. Regardless I'd highly suggest getting the fuck out of this relationship.
What happened in your last Karen encounter?	She dumped me for her weed dealer when we were in high school. 20 years later and she's in the same shit trailer she grew up in with three kids and alone. The only Karen I've ever had sympathy for.
What are some movies/TV shows that would look great in black and white?	Peaky blinders
What payed for subscription wasnt worth the money? What have you subscribed to that was?	Netflix usually disappoints me. Specific movies and shows I search for are rarely on Netflix. Their search results are infuriating. "Here is a bunch of stuff barely related to your search". I'm very satisfied with YouTube Music (formerly Google Play Music). I listen to more, and more varied music than ever before. I used to maintain a huge library of mp3s. 99.9% of those songs are on YouTube Music along with millions(?) More.
What discontinued foods do you long to taste again?	I miss P.B. Crisps. Also, I was a big fan of Butterfinger BB's and much perferred them over the regular bar.
What is, as far as you know, the most wrong you've ever been?	"the internet is a fad that will go away, like cb radio"
they say everything has a positive side,whats positive side of some fuckedup shit you experienced or know ?	every time a friend of family member dies, you save more money on birthday and Christmas presents
What are the most important values in your life?	Perseverance
What would be the version of chill beats to relax/study to 20-30 years from now?	The robot music from spongebob
What is something really stupid you've said, that you've never forgotten?	I talked about bay hales for almost five minutes before I realized I meant hay bales.
What is the male equivalent of Botox lips?	The same botox lips. There’s plenty of men with them.
Hotel room service workers, have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone staying in a room? What’s your story?	Worked in hotels for nearly a decade on the night shift. Never got advanced on (I'm a husky guy and my clientele were mostly businessmen), but I did have a fuckton ask me where to find various substances. Unfortunately, I probably was the only person in the industry who didn't do drugs, so I was no help to them. EDIT: Side note: Some of my favorite guests were the ones who were obviously bringing in call girls because they were the quietest. You learn to keep your mouth shut about illegal activity because, ironically, these guests are the easiest to deal with and never cause trouble (or at least, if you work at a hotel that caters to a corporate class--I'm sure the shit that goes down at less reputable places requires police involvement). These men don't want to get caught doing whatever they are doing, especially since they are there for work purposes and could lose their jobs and families, so they actually treat the staff with respect.
What's your good news?	Dogs are still a thing
What song can you not stand listening to?	Pretty much all Christmas music
If you could contribute a message to extraterrestrials similar to Voyager's golden record, what would you add?	Eat less, poop more.
What is your deepest, 'darkest' fantasy?	A painless death
As we welcome yet another year, what message would you like to tell your self?	Get your arse off the couch a do something constructive.
What is your least favorite NES game of all time?	Bible Adventures
What would you do if you could quick-save your life?	All kinds of things
Will you take the covid vaccine? Why or why not?	Yes. Only a fool wouldn't (other than those allergic to a component)
How do you masturbate at least once a day in secrecy when you share your bedroom with other people?	Do it in front of them. Assert dominance.
What is the perfect crime?	What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight k. Schrute
What would you do if you won 300 million in the lottery?	Invest in Mayonnaise
What is the best anime you've watched?	Full Metal alchemist brotherhood.
What do you think comes after death?	Nothingness. But a nothingness we can’t really understand because when we conceptualize it we always think about it from our consciousness, which won’t exist anymore.
How hungover are you right now, and was it worth it?	No. I was in bed at 1030p.
If you had a superpower and you had to hide it, what would it be and how would you hide it?	Shapeshifting, but I feel like that one would be pretty easy to hide. Just don't do it in front of anyone.
What once-good advice isn't so helpful or relevant anymore?	To not talk to strangers online
Would you eat a pot of live, uncooked fire ants for 2 billion dollars tax free? Why?	Sounds like the GOP are renegotiating the terms of another stimulus bill.
What are some good part time jobs, or full time jobs that you can take off 2-3 months a year, that involve traveling across US/world or allow you to, and pay $12+ hourly?	snow patrol or ski instructor river guide
What are some examples of people who tried hard, didn't give up, but still failed?	Trump ignoring reality!
What is an onion called in your language?	Zwiebel
Have you been to France, and what is it like?	I spent some time living in Paris with a host family after speaking French ~10 years Me personally, I absolutely loved the entire thing. People typically assume the French are being rude when in reality they're just pretty straight-forward and reserved about their lives. If you speak French typically its appreciated greatly, especially as you get further from the big cities Spent a weekend with a rental car driving around Normandy checking out the WWII historical stuff which was honestly more enjoyable than my entire stay in the city
Which Popular TV show could you not get into?	How I met your mother Why on earth is Ted telling his kids about every woman he ever wanted to have sex with? I find it super weird, but my friends and husband love the show.
Why you always lazy?	I'll tell you when I feel like it
what do people think is bad that you think its actually good ?	Awkward silence. Its only awkward for you, I promise.
How can you make sure you don't get scammed online buying kittens?	You have to ask for a piece of the kittens to test, cause why would you buy kittens if you won't eat them
What movie has the ultimate dinner scene?	Has no one said Beetlejuice yet?
Have you ever just listened to some song or something, that the moment it started playing it gave you goosebumps and brought to tears?, if so what were you listening to and why it made you like that?	Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Hunnybee Very different from my usual taste, but it's just so peaceful! I really like the music video of the train as well.
What is the weirdest thing you’ve online during lockdown?	Done? Bought? Posted? Sold?
Customer service workers, who is your weirdest regular?	I didn’t had anyone weird but one time I heard this girl say that she was turning vegetarian and that this was here last meal with meat to her friend. 2 days latter guess what she ordered
What’s the best purchase you’ve made online under $100?	“Calculus For Dummies” I’m still in pre calc and this book I purchased went for 9$ after tax and in perfect condition.
Men who’ve had sex, would you date/marry someone who has sex/oral with you once a month or less (monogamous), why?	Lol. Sex isn’t THE relationship.
What life lesson did you learn from your grandparents?	Smoke Camels, die young.
What’s wrong with the world?	People are still on it
What is the highest level of Public Displays of Affection (PDA) acceptable in your society , especially with regards to same-sex couples ?	So long as you drape yourselves in American flags, and freebird is playing, and you are straight and white, they'll let you straight up fuck in public here, so long as it's missionary and you recite the pledge. - Midwest United States
What normally unacceptable act is completely acceptable in your family?	Weed
What have you recently started fearing? What do you think caused you to fear it?	China. Because China
why the fuck rich people say that money doesn't make you happy but when you ask them for money they refuse ?	Why are you asking for money?
What is the purpose of life? Why do we even live?	Eat, sleep, shit and procreate.
[Serious] How did you spice up your sex life?	Cumin
(Serious) What's it like to be circumcised being an adult?	Wife of a dude who had this surgery: Initially pretty painful but it heals quickly. Hubby never swears. He cursed like a sailor coming out of surgery. From observation, the worse pain is done in a day or two. This was some time ago but I think everything was operational again in ten days. He actually said sex was pretty amazing for the first year or so. His words: it's like having a new dick

"So you're sitting there having a cold one with your bf, eat a placenta here and there, just chilling. He then says "yk that sledge in the garage?" You say *yes, why?" He says "I wanna take it to your genitals and destroy your uterus with it." What do you say?

is this a cry for help

What was your childhood nickname and why?

Useless fuck

Native Southerners to the US - what is your favorite thing about the Southern US? And what would you change about it - if you could?

Winter only lasts a day.

whats the biggest real life plot twist ?

Trump becoming president was a big one

When did you find your dads secret porn stash?

My mothers husband kept his porn on the living room tv. I guess we (my sister and I[F30]) were just supposed to ignore the titles and descriptions in the DVR. (No need to tell me this was inappropriate and dysfunctional, my mother has assured me it is totally acceptable behavior when she was confronted about it from me as an adult.)

2 - 4 - 6 - 8 Who do you appreciate?

Keanu Reeves

What's the 'it' about Keanu Reeves?

Dude is legit nice.

In a perfect world, home is where your dick belongs. So felles, where's it belong ?

In my pants 😌

What's the best advice to a new DnD player who wants to start their own campaign?

Dont over plan or get so stuck on a plan you forget to let yourself have fun.

What videogame ability do you wish existed in real life?

Save/Load

What do you guys think about Elon Musks theory of simulation?

He's fuckin' bonkers.

What is a good ways to develop a good understanding of History , as a base for understanding contemporary issues?

Read books...

What books (which aren’t just required high school reading) changed your life or made a big impression on you and why?

Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami. I just really identified with the protagonist when I read it. Great story about loss and finding your place in the world.

What’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten?

Food

What is the most annoying color?

orange

For anyone who has a vegetable garden? Is a carrot a fruit?

There is this amazing website, Google.com. Check it out.

whos better at fortnite,ninja or fe4rlles?

What about doing anything more useful than to ask the most pointless question on new?

What is a song that you love because of the memories, but would dislike if you’d discover it for the first time today?

Most of the pitbull songs from around 10 yrs ago I guess...

How do you respond to friends that want to play a game but you don't want to?

Not today my g

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? If so, what was it?

Motorboating Alexandria daddario

What alternative milk products do you like best?

Oat milk

What is your date trying to tell you when they say they aren't gonna have good cell /internet reception?

A:Bugger off B: That they are gonna have bad internet reception and thus will be unable to talk over the phone

Which are some Accounting and Tax related hacks that can save lots of money?

Fraud

In a perfect world, home is where your dick belongs. So fellas, where's it belong?

Your moms house.

Males, what it something typical of females that you can’t stand?

always vomiting when I say something

Now that we know better, what did the zombie movies get wrong?

That no one in the movies denies the zombies exist and says the whole thing is just a political conspiracy

If you get the opportunity to change one thing from your past then what would it be?

Not get married. Dated 5 years, got hitched. She changed like a lightswitch. became very psychologically abusive. I'm out now and it's been a couple years, but that shit sticks with you.

Considering that the 2010's technically ended yesterday, what are some hopes you have for this new decade?

are you fucking stupid

What age do you hope to live to?

To whatever age I can live and still have dignity (functioning brain and bodily functions). I’m hoping assisted suicide becomes more acceptable after the boomers die off. I want to get it taken care of before I’m bed ridden in a nursing home, shitting myself, surrounded by people I don’t know even if I’ve known them for decades.

Have you ever texted your number neighbor if so what did they say?

I have, and I got no responses 😔

What are some methods you’ve found effective for treating a bulging disc?

Physical therapy. It's painful and hard work, but it fixed my disks... Then again, I had slipped disks, not buldging

Which would you prefer to have as your room-mate? A raccoon or A Panda?

Panda. I don’t have to worry about my food. Just my bamboo plants

People who still troll in games for fun after 2018, why ?

Some times Its fun in r6 casual

You’re gonna be put on trial for a crime you didn’t commit, but the judge, the prosecutor and your own attorney are plotting to lock you up for life. What would you do? [SERIOUS]

Call a local news station and record what I think is happening on live news. That way it's on record when the netflix team will inevitably make a documentary on it in a few years.

What would you do if you had the chance to die for your God?

Not die cause I don't have a God

Your (almost) perfect man/woman asks you out. You say no because of one quality/characteristic you can't look past. What is it?

Being a total cunt

People that didn't want to keep friends with their exes, why?

I couldn't pretend that I'm not still completely in love with him.

Which celebrity would you like to spend a day with?

Hatsune Miku

What non-dealbreaking things do you still find unattractive?

Being a health nut. I don't need to hear you brag about your calories or carbs or whatever, or whatever the newest food fad is.

what theory that if it ever turned out to be real the world would never be the same ?

Aliens

What knock-off is better than the original?

Oreos

Men, what 3 things turn you on the most?

Left breast, right breast, and middle breast.

What was the single best thing that happened this past year?

Donald lost

People who are self made, what’s your story?

Speaking from the future me, if all goes to plan. I took risks, had a lot of help, and am very thankful I made it out alive, and with all my bearings intact. I didn't inherit anything. As a result, I had to take a shit ton of risks. Risks that would make most people sick to their stomach. Context: moved halfway around the world, started my own business and didn't end up starving to death.

What is it that motivates you to keep pushing forward every day?

Two of my younger friends committed suicide in 2020, and although there’s a ton a fucked up shit in my life that’s happened to me, that I’ve personally done, but their death at 19 & 20 makes me wanna go so fucking hard. One passed on 2/29 the second one passed on 11/29, my birthday falls on 3/29 so every month on the 29th it’s just a reminder to keep it pushing for them. Losing them and slowly losing the memories I shared with them makes me wanna leave something behind worth sharing. I may have known them for a short amount of time but I knew them during a difficult time in my life, a hard time for all of us and having gone through that together in our different ways is what made me feel close to them. Ahaha I know this was a dramatic ass reply but that’s what keeps me pushing, they just passed the baton to me, I’m just trying to finish this marathon 🏃‍♂️💨

Teachers, How obvious is it when one student has a crush on a classmate?

Lol. Y'all can't hide shit. Insider tip: if you get a new seating arrangement, and you're either farther away or right next to your crush, that was on purpose.

How could your boss/teacher do their job better?

She should know how to do my job, at least 90% of it. I should be able to ask questions about the process or the workflow and she should know the answer. She could also communicate changes better, ie: at all, when she decides that we (everyone but her) need to be doing something different.

Say what country you are from without saying what country you are from?

We have a habit of trying to wage war on... the world

People who found out that their partner abused someone, what did you do?

If it was a child or anyone under age 18, you better be calling CPS and the 5-0 cause you are now a mandated reporter by law. If it was someone elderly or with MR or disabilities, you need to be calling APS. Regardless I'd highly suggest getting the fuck out of this relationship.

What happened in your last Karen encounter?

She dumped me for her weed dealer when we were in high school. 20 years later and she's in the same shit trailer she grew up in with three kids and alone. The only Karen I've ever had sympathy for.

What are some movies/TV shows that would look great in black and white?

Peaky blinders

What payed for subscription wasnt worth the money? What have you subscribed to that was?

Netflix usually disappoints me. Specific movies and shows I search for are rarely on Netflix. Their search results are infuriating. "Here is a bunch of stuff barely related to your search". I'm very satisfied with YouTube Music (formerly Google Play Music). I listen to more, and more varied music than ever before. I used to maintain a huge library of mp3s. 99.9% of those songs are on YouTube Music along with millions(?) More.

What discontinued foods do you long to taste again?

I miss P.B. Crisps. Also, I was a big fan of Butterfinger BB's and much perferred them over the regular bar.

What is, as far as you know, the most wrong you've ever been?

"the internet is a fad that will go away, like cb radio"

they say everything has a positive side,whats positive side of some fuckedup shit you experienced or know ?

every time a friend of family member dies, you save more money on birthday and Christmas presents

What are the most important values in your life?

Perseverance

What would be the version of chill beats to relax/study to 20-30 years from now?

The robot music from spongebob

What is something really stupid you've said, that you've never forgotten?

I talked about bay hales for almost five minutes before I realized I meant hay bales.

What is the male equivalent of Botox lips?

The same botox lips. There’s plenty of men with them.

Hotel room service workers, have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone staying in a room? What’s your story?

Worked in hotels for nearly a decade on the night shift. Never got advanced on (I'm a husky guy and my clientele were mostly businessmen), but I did have a fuckton ask me where to find various substances. Unfortunately, I probably was the only person in the industry who didn't do drugs, so I was no help to them. EDIT: Side note: Some of my favorite guests were the ones who were obviously bringing in call girls because they were the quietest. You learn to keep your mouth shut about illegal activity because, ironically, these guests are the easiest to deal with and never cause trouble (or at least, if you work at a hotel that caters to a corporate class--I'm sure the shit that goes down at less reputable places requires police involvement). These men don't want to get caught doing whatever they are doing, especially since they are there for work purposes and could lose their jobs and families, so they actually treat the staff with respect.

What's your good news?

Dogs are still a thing

What song can you not stand listening to?

Pretty much all Christmas music

If you could contribute a message to extraterrestrials similar to Voyager's golden record, what would you add?

Eat less, poop more.

What is your deepest, 'darkest' fantasy?

A painless death

As we welcome yet another year, what message would you like to tell your self?

Get your arse off the couch a do something constructive.

What is your least favorite NES game of all time?

Bible Adventures

What would you do if you could quick-save your life?

All kinds of things

Will you take the covid vaccine? Why or why not?

Yes. Only a fool wouldn't (other than those allergic to a component)

How do you masturbate at least once a day in secrecy when you share your bedroom with other people?

Do it in front of them. Assert dominance.

What is the perfect crime?

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight k. Schrute

What would you do if you won 300 million in the lottery?

Invest in *Mayonnaise*

What is the best anime you've watched?

Full Metal alchemist brotherhood.

What do you think comes after death?

Nothingness. But a nothingness we can’t really understand because when we conceptualize it we always think about it from our consciousness, which won’t exist anymore.

How hungover are you right now, and was it worth it?

No. I was in bed at 1030p.

If you had a superpower and you had to hide it, what would it be and how would you hide it?

Shapeshifting, but I feel like that one would be pretty easy to hide. Just don't do it in front of anyone.

What once-good advice isn't so helpful or relevant anymore?

To not talk to strangers online

Would you eat a pot of live, uncooked fire ants for 2 billion dollars tax free? Why?

Sounds like the GOP are renegotiating the terms of another stimulus bill.

What are some good part time jobs, or full time jobs that you can take off 2-3 months a year, that involve traveling across US/world or allow you to, and pay $12+ hourly?

snow patrol or ski instructor river guide

What are some examples of people who tried hard, didn't give up, but still failed?

Trump ignoring reality!

What is an onion called in your language?

Zwiebel

Have you been to France, and what is it like?

I spent some time living in Paris with a host family after speaking French ~10 years Me personally, I absolutely loved the entire thing. People typically assume the French are being rude when in reality they're just pretty straight-forward and reserved about their lives. If you speak French typically its appreciated greatly, especially as you get further from the big cities Spent a weekend with a rental car driving around Normandy checking out the WWII historical stuff which was honestly more enjoyable than my entire stay in the city

Which Popular TV show could you not get into?

**How I met your mother** Why on earth is Ted telling his kids about every woman he ever wanted to have sex with? I find it super weird, but my friends and husband *love* the show.

Why you always lazy?

I'll tell you when I feel like it

what do people think is bad that you think its actually good ?

Awkward silence. Its only awkward for you, I promise.

How can you make sure you don't get scammed online buying kittens?

You have to ask for a piece of the kittens to test, cause why would you buy kittens if you won't eat them

What movie has the ultimate dinner scene?

Has no one said Beetlejuice yet?

Have you ever just listened to some song or something, that the moment it started playing it gave you goosebumps and brought to tears?, if so what were you listening to and why it made you like that?

Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Hunnybee Very different from my usual taste, but it's just so peaceful! I really like the music video of the train as well.

What is the weirdest thing you’ve online during lockdown?

Done? Bought? Posted? Sold?

Customer service workers, who is your weirdest regular?

I didn’t had anyone weird but one time I heard this girl say that she was turning vegetarian and that this was here last meal with meat to her friend. 2 days latter guess what she ordered

What’s the best purchase you’ve made online under $100?

“Calculus For Dummies” I’m still in pre calc and this book I purchased went for 9$ after tax and in perfect condition.

Men who’ve had sex, would you date/marry someone who has sex/oral with you once a month or less (monogamous), why?

Lol. Sex isn’t THE relationship.

What life lesson did you learn from your grandparents?

Smoke Camels, die young.

What’s wrong with the world?

People are still on it

What is the highest level of Public Displays of Affection (PDA) acceptable in your society , especially with regards to same-sex couples ?

So long as you drape yourselves in American flags, and freebird is playing, and you are straight and white, they'll let you straight up fuck in public here, so long as it's missionary and you recite the pledge. - Midwest United States

What normally unacceptable act is completely acceptable in your family?

Weed

What have you recently started fearing? What do you think caused you to fear it?

China. Because China

why the fuck rich people say that money doesn't make you happy but when you ask them for money they refuse ?

Why are you asking for money?

What is the purpose of life? Why do we even live?

Eat, sleep, shit and procreate.

[Serious] How did you spice up your sex life?

Cumin

(Serious) What's it like to be circumcised being an adult?

Wife of a dude who had this surgery: Initially pretty painful but it heals quickly. Hubby never swears. He cursed like a sailor coming out of surgery. From observation, the worse pain is done in a day or two. This was some time ago but I think everything was operational again in ten days. He actually said sex was pretty amazing for the first year or so. His words: *it's like having a new dick*