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Let's forget all the stress and problems around us for a moment. What is your favorite/ best memories?
The first day of high school was a little scary, but my friends and I had a great time. My very first crush was in my freshman year of high school. His name was John and we actually went to the same school. I didn't have a crush on anyone else at the time and I don't think anyone did, either. When I got home from school my mother would always ask me to clean up the kitchen, so I'd do that, and then she'd say, "Go upstairs and take a nap and then come back down and we'll play." I'd go up and lay on my bed, and think about my crush. I know now that she knew about John and that he'd never approach me, but she wanted me to be happy. That's what she told me.
What are ways to reduce stomach pain?
Farting helps
Why would somebody have to wait 10 minutes between each comment they make ?
Prevent spamming
Your views on how to enjoy your youth/20s without destroying your future?
Try and have sex with as many different women as possible. No, really. You're only in your 20s once.
What made you cringe recently?
This post
What catchphrase or saying do you and your friends/family always say and why?
I often say "Let me tell you what" after making a declarative statement. Example, "That movie was amazing, let me tell you what"
Is it wrong to want to hangout with your boyfriend everyday or just want to talk to him on the phone or have him text you to see how your doing? Is it normal to want that?
Totally normal.
What is a movie that is streaming right now (pleas include where) that you MUST watch?
The Game on Netflix. Folks if you haven’t seen it you must do so!
If someone is directly related to somebody famous, how can they benefit financially without asking them for help?
That all depends on who your cousin is, OP. Share and let’s plot this out.
What's an expensive solution to a cheap problem?
Low engine oil? ignore it.
What is the best way to start a war in a comment section?
Billionaires like Bezos earned their money. [insert boomer statement about gaming] My partner did X but I want to save the relationship. [insert random historical fact about Israel or Palestine] Post home-made food where you followed an Italian recipe but only like 70% and wait for them.
Which unpopular game would you like to see more popular?
Dark Cloud
What are weird ER stories you have?
PA came into the room and said “you have a kidney stone,” and left. About 30 seconds later the door opens, he sticks his head in and says “oh… and cancer.”
What took you way longer to figure out than it should have?
I bought too many blueberries/strawberries and I was like damn I can't finish all this before they go bad. It took me a full three days to realize oh wait I can just freeze them so they won't bad and get moldy.
People who go to restaurants right as they are closing and stay far past your welcome, why?
The only time I've ever done this was when I was on the road and running later than I had hoped it 2 was 10 mins before closing grill was closed but I got a slice of warm pie ate it quick, tipped well and left fast. So I don't think it was past my welcome
If dogs like to chew on things, why don’t they just chew gum?
I think you want to be over on r/explainlikeimfive
Which is better: Not caring about being single (and rerouting your focus to something else) or constantly wishing for a partner?
The first thing! Work on you and be happy with you. You’ll be that much more of a catch when you do encounter that person.
What’s something that could have easily been prevented?
9/11 all the government had to do was communicate...
What is the first thing you do when you get a new cellphone?
Pee on it, to mark my territory.
Who’s someone in your personal life that you genuinely despise?
The person who gave me ptsd
Which movie/series would you want to spoil for others and why?
In the movie Titanic, the boat sinks.
After going through a break up, How did you cope/Recover from it?(Serious)
i just decided to hang with my friends, we went go karting and afterwards i decided i want to do things for myself now. I got into new hobbies like paintball, got myself more music equipment and overall did everything i wanted to do to help me remember the cool aspects of life that i got into before my relationship and in the end i still felt depressed but i was healing as it wasn’t easy recovering from a 2yr relationship breakup, things are getting better now and i have found a new friend who helps comfort me through these feelings
Ladies what would you feel if the government sent a man to live with your family and sleep with you on the bed (3feet distance of course) to promote harmony in society ?
What in the fuck is this garbage dude? How the hell do you think they would feel?
Does making fun of an individual or a specific type of individual always age poorly? Even if they supposedly "deserve it", would it be considered inappropriate or even insensitive centuries later? If so, what are the reasons for this?
There are a lot of political cartoons that are still funny and relevant to this day that were made decades and decades ago even centuries but the vast majority of the jokes are no longer funny
What's the best combination of foods to eat at the same time from two different fast food restaurants?
If this isn’t an America question idk what is
[Serious] In your opinion, what have been the most creative plot twists in a tv show?
“This is the bad place!” did not expect that at all
What was the most unusual thing that has ever happended on a airplane?
The pilot had to the fly the plane upside down and then crash landed in front of a church
Workers of fast food restaurants, what secrets about the food can you disclose ?
Everything comes in frozen. Nobody makes donut or muffin or cookie batter, frozen pucks come in that get heated up.
What’s a marketing swag-type item a company has given you that you really like and use?
A pen. There is something about the way it writes that just feels right. It also doesn't smudge, as I am a lefty.
What was an adult reference in a movie that you didn't understand/missed, but you do now?
"Do you think he's compensating for something?"
[Serious] Families who have traveled with a one year old on a plane-what can you share about the experience?
Babies don't know how to pop their ears. Have a bottle or whatever you use ready for a lift off and landing. The swallowing will help them pop ears
Hey guys, what’s for dinner?
Southwestern pasta salad and a lemon tahini barley and lentil bowl.
What is the greatest piece of advice you ever received from your parents ?
Pull out and come on the tits. Raising kids is expensive
What’s the first brand you think of if you think of office furniture?
None. Nothing. Who knows and who fucking cares.
If you could choose, what type of supernatural entity would you be?
I generally like being a ghost, I think I can travel the world and just witness things while also communicating with other ghosts and spirits.
What's something you didn't notice in yourself til you saw it in someone else?
Being a hypocrite
What's a song you can't listen to without the music video?
Die Antwoord - Baby's on Fire
What’s everyone’s deepest secret?
Wouldn’t be a secret if we told you
What character do you feel really bad for and why?
John Rambo because he just wanted something to eat.
What are some reasons the LDS church is wrong in their teachings?
They claim to be Christian but many of their doctrines have historically been contrary to Christian teachings: For most of their history, Mormons have made distinctions among different ethnicities and favored some more highly than others in terms of church roles for leadership and different status. The history of racism is disgusting, honestly. They claim family relationships can carry on through eternity but Jesus clearly taught that when one person in a marriage dies, that marriage is over and in heaven, people are not married.
What is your hyper specific story that you’ve always wanted to tell but you’ve never been able to fit into a conversation?
Nature place indoor with animals, plants, butterfly area etc... A *massive* iguana jumped over the (then) small barrier, and chased 7 year old me and my parents... I tripped, my dad scooped me up and booted it because while he paused to grab me, it tried taking a chunk out of him. So it was either boot it or get bit... My mum by the point of *my dad* rescuing me, was *way* over at the other side of the enterance to that area, outside the walkway and double doors. I't's been 21 years. I've never seen her run that fast ever again.
Think of the first city that pops in your head, then add “shit” in the word somewhere. What’s the city called now?
New york shitty
What has lost its magic for you?
Driving. I was obsessed as a child. Grew up In the middle of no where Louisiana and have been driving since the age of 8. It has gotten boring and I hate buying gas.
How/where do you submit your original ideas, like electro machines which can help you sleep better?
I'm pretty sure that "electro machines which can help you sleep better" is not an original idea.
Aliens visit Earth in the year 2022. The human race is instructed to send 1 delegate to negotiate with the Aliens. Who would you send?
David Attenborough is the clear choice
What is the most pointless fact you know?
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
What wish would make the genie from aladdin consider adding a fourth rule ?
He kind of did add a fourth rule - "no more freebies," after Aladdin tricked him into thinking he'd made a wish.
You've been asked to create a gameshow and have anyone that you want to host it. What would it be about and why would you have them host it?
Me. Because there's no way in hell that I'll pretend to care about your personal history or reasons for coming on the show. We're going to play the game and not waste 5 minutes between each round talking about how your kid is your inspiration, or how you overcame cancer, or whatever it is.
What's the best and worst thing your parents have said to you? How did they both make you feel?
“You’re not my SON!” -my dad Idgaf now
What is something that screams “I’m stuck in my little bubble”?
Anti-vax
What do you do when you can't sleep after trying again and again?
go back to driving the school bus full of kids
[Nsfw] what is the most disgusting thing your horniness made you do? And how did it go?
Go back to my ex
What do you want to smell like?
Teen spirit
Who throughout history has embodied the philosophy of nihilism the most ?
Nietzche
What trend made you lose hope in humanity?
"Challenge" videos
What is your go to snack and drink combo when you go into a gas station on a roadtrip?
Coke Zero and beef jerky.
What was the most creative comeback you've ever heard?
*your mom* is probably the best
What was the most addictive mobile game you've ever played?
Among us. Used to be on that game all day until they sadly updated it to where you couldn’t even type anymore, then I stopped playing.
What are some signs of a toxic workplace?
Saying that the work environment is “like a family”
Where do you take your first bite of a corn-on-the-cob?
The middle. The juicy, juicy middle. : )
People that have been held at gunpoint, not by police, what went through your head?
You're in a cloud like trance, not really thinking.
Why did nobody nuke Thanos ?
It didnt work the first time? (Avengers 2012)
[Serious] What will the next US military intervention in your opinion?
Soon
What is the craziest thing that happened on your school bus?
Got a handjob. The driver was weird.
When were you born and what has been your favourite decade/year to live in?
2002 and considering I don't remember much of the early 2000s I'd say 2020s
[Serious] Those who achieved your dream, was it worth it?
absolutely
What proof is there that god exists?
There's no proof he doesn't and no proof he does
What is something that bothers you that is a dead giveaway of where you’re from?
“It’s not a soda, or a pop, it’s a coke!” -literally everyone who lives in Texas
What makes you feel alive?
Detecting my pulse.
In a parallel universe, what is the best version of you doing tonight?
Getting hammered with a bunch of cats. Oh wait.
What's your earliest childhood memory?
Getting a doll pushed into my face while at a bowling alley daycare room. It was a girl pushing it to me and I just backed off until I fell off the bench. I remember it plainly and for no other reason that I can recall. Three years old?
What is your memory that, at the time it happened, seemed appropriate and normal to you but seems terribly embarrassing now that you think about it again?
I'm a terribly awkward person so a lot of my conversations would qualify. Otherwise, there was that one time in 6th when I cried in class because I had a fight with my best friend. At the time, I didn't care that everyone was watching. But when I thought about it after the fact, it was incredibly embarrassing.
What are some deadly health conditions that can go unnoticed?
Cancer😔
When did you realize there’s no point in life?
I haven’t realized that yet
What's a song you like but would be embarrassed to blast in your car in a traffic jam?
If I like it then I'll never be embarrassed, its nice to hit that IDGAF age
Food industry workers: Is it annoying when customers order their food through a third party app like Grubhub?
Why would it be? You're still making the same food
If you had live in an asian country what one would you live in?
I lived in Korea. It was fucking amazing.
If you could stay one age forever, which age would choose?
25 seems pretty solid. Old enough to do whatever you want but not too old that you cant do anything.
What happened when you mistook a stranger for a person you know?
Said oops and left
Why can pee still be clear when you drink mostly soda and little water ?
Yes. Soda is mostly water
What food you crave the most for now?
Sushi
For those who have had a threesome; what are some unspoken rules/ uncommon knowledge?
Don't do it with someone you care (in a relationship with) about unless you are extremely comfortable and confident in yourself and your relationship
What things in life make no damn sense?
Love
What is the wildest thing your parents ever tried to get you to believe?
Methinks God and Catholicism.
How do we feel about people standing in parking spots holding them for people?
Sometimes I wish we could run them over
How come fish and sea creatures don’t have buttcheeks?
No one can hear you fart underwater.
Whats the most untrue popular stereotype?
That tall people have big cocks, I assure you the dick size is usually passed down from the dad.
Which athletes from your own country will you be rooting against in the Olympics?
All of them, the Olympics are stupid.
What is the creepiest Wikipedia page you know of?
[not for the faint of heart ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta)
What are some fucked up things that teachers do?
About half my literature teachers completely ignored my dyslexia
To the people who have had the shits in public or on a long car ride, what was your survival story?
Pulll over and take a shit bro 2021
What's something cute that gets ugly with time?
A decorated cake. Those can get quite moldy if left uneaten after some time.
Who is a youtuber that you could watch on repeat forever and not get bored?
Ryan George
What are ways to get rids of redness and whiteheads under nose and chin?
a bunch of different things might be to blame here. try and exfoliate your face every day and see if that helps. If you shave your face, it might be razor irritation.
What is the worst experience you had at a restaurant?
Working there
What’s the most mind bending thing your child has ever said to you that kept you awake at night?
What does once you go black, you never go back mean?
What are some messed up rules at your school?
Hair should be this short. Skirts should be this long.
What would happen if the governments of the world confirm Alien spacecrafts have been randomly dropping huge piles of money on people every week at random?
Well idk but if people knew there was another life form out there, the stock market would crash
What is something that a lot of people like but you dont?
PC culture
What song would you want your first dance to be to when you get married?
Mo Bamba