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What artist literally doesn’t have a bad son? | Eminem. He only has a daughter. |
What are some of the BEST feelings at school? | When Mrs Johnson gives you a lapdance for your birthday. |
What trait do you wish you didn't inherit from your parents? | Short temper |
If you had a chance, which superhero would you sleep with? | Starfire |
What's something you realized too late in life? | Ham doesn't come from hamsters. |
What’s the biggest power move you’ve seen someone pull? | I was at the park. Saw a dude pull up with a Crack head. She got out and bent over the back seat. He started banging her standing outside the car. Lasted maybe 3 minutes. As soon as he was done he jumped in the car and drove off leaving her stranded in a park with her pants around her ankles. |
What would happen if all the delusional people who believe they are soldiers because of call of duty were given guns and sent to a war zone by the army? | Honestly some would totally murder people. Many kids screw up rifle and pistol training just like any newb, but when shit hits the fan the actual instincts click.
One of the guys who couldn't even remove his own muzzle guard without help in my platoon ended up taking point on a DA once, after our actual point choked. That takes balls. He was still physically weak as shit, but to this day I keep seeing him go into that doorway not even looking back, or hesitating.
You never know who is going to step up and surprise you. |
What is a creepy story that gave you the chills? | the minute that my grandfather passed away the clock above him stopped working |
What do you think about africans? | They are better than Africants |
What is your catchphrase? | You know what they say... [silence] |
What is something that has aged surprisingly well? | Jamie Lee Curtis |
What do you think is the best video game of all time? | Tetris though .. |
What is your biggest irrational fear? | Trump getting reelected in 2024. |
Replace the word "love" with "death" (or "kill" if it's a verb) in a song or a quote. What new lyrics/quote do you get? | Death is All You Need. |
What is the scariest encounter you have had with an animal? | I got attacked by a German Shepherd when I was a kid. I still have a little scar on my leg, and that was almost 40 years ago now. |
What are your thoughts on people who have a protruding belly? | I don’t judge, I wish them a comfortable life |
What shocking thing were people wrong about not too long ago? | “Sexuality is a choice”
(My brother still thinks it is smh) |
What are things (funny or serious) that differentiate the middle middle class from the upper middle class? | Island in the kitchen |
What is your opinion on cross dressing? | People can choose to wear whatever they want is my view. Carry on! |
What do you want to rant about today? | The amount of MLM disguising themselves as startups. They have job posting for “marketing associates” and they have a relevant job description and everything. You drive an hour to the interview only to find it’s a door to door sales job. |
in the future. humans can make entire planet. and clone thing. a group of people want to have fun by cloning the entirety of cuba but empty. having huge earthquake and 100 meter tsunami hit it. and them clone million prisoner with random innocent person from 21st on the island. how do you survive? | Huh? |
What is the most important lesson you've learned in your life? | Being different is better then being like everyone else |
When were the best video games made? | I honestly feel like gaming peaked around late ps3/ Xbox 360- early ps4/ Xbox 1. |
What’s a sad celebrity story you know? | The brilliant child actor Bobby Driscoll died at age 30 of a drug overdose in a New York City tenement. His body wasn’t discovered for some time, and he was buried anonymously in a potters field. |
You are now living in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy, which one is it? | that big boat wreck one |
What tips/tricks improved your social skills, confidence, and charisma? | People love talking about themselves. Asking open ended questions about their interests. |
What swear word do you use the most? | Fuck, shit, bitch, pumpernickel. In that order. |
What is a tourist trap that everyone should know about and why? | Please do not vacation to Hawaii. Everything is expensive, the streets are dirty, and we don't want you here. |
Why do you believe/not believe in God? | Burden of proof is on that fucker, I don't go around proving things don't exist. |
What is worthless to some but priceless to you? | my memories |
What’s a weird fact about you? | I see colors when I orgasm and (I think) I've figured out what some of the colors mean. |
How much has lockdown affected you? | Got into prepping. Have lots of necessities stocked up. |
What is the weirdest thing you've seen a neighbor do? | I saw my neighbor who was also my third grade teacher sneaking around outside his own house. He put his back up against the wall, peeked around the corner, and then made a break for a tree which he then hid behind. He was hiding from his sprinkler. |
What is something or someone you’re 100% loyal to, and why? | my dog |
What is considered lazy, but is really useful/practical? | Taking sick days whenever you need to. |
Where can you get circumcised other than a hospital? Pros and cons of the options? | I’ll do it for 1/2 price |
What hobby are you a veteran at, what hobby are you a noob at, and what hobby do you want to try? | Good hobby: gaming
Bad hobby: gaming
Hobby I’d like to try: socializing |
Which modern song would get the most attention 1000 years ago? | A certain song by Rick Astley |
What is your opinion of Jeff Bezos? | CEO entrepreneur, Born in 1964 |
If we the gamers had to choose one video game character from any franchise to represent anything video game related who would you vote? | Mario, of course. That's really the only right answer. |
What old sayings don't actually make sense? | Pot calling the kettle black |
Women who decided to shave their head: why did you do it and what reactions did you get? | You don’t even need to wash your hair when he cums on top of your head. Epic brilliant |
What book or movie has had the greatest impact on your life? | The Sixth Sense. It accurately displayed how we as people see life through our perspectives and tend to not question ourselves. |
What One Hit Wonder deserved a better career? | Bonnie Tyler
I just feel bad because her voice says that she has gone through so much but few people know because they don’t listen to her music |
If Balance Beam is an Olympic event, what other ridiculous activities deserve to be in the Olympics? | The beam is further off the floor than your legs can reach, and tou're up there spinning, flipping, and doing all kinds of shit where just one false move sends that thing right up between your legs at high velocity with the force of your full bodyweight. Respect the beam, or it will disrespect you. |
What are your favorite drugs to get high on? | Weed mostly. |
What are some trends that people have forgotten about? | Heelys |
[Serious] What is the one topic you believe you could do a TedTalk in one hour from now if you couldn’t say no? | The need to reform the American education system |
Everyone is hypocritic at some point, what is your hypocritic point? | Telling people to not get upset about random shit and then becoming fucking livid over anything |
If watching television helped increase your knowledge based on what show you watched religiously, what would you be most knowledgeable in? | Gay space rocks (Steven universe) |
You arrive in Hell and your first punishment is to rewatch your life lived by the very best version of you possible. At what point does is become painful to watch? | Define best. Otherwise this makes no sense. |
If someone was named Hitler, what difficulties would they face in life? | would probably struggle getting into art school |
You just got home from school. What was your go-to TV show? | OOOOOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!!! |
If WW3 started this year what new never before seen weapons would enter the battlefields? | Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths Who When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You |
What would happen if at a meeting between Chinese government officials and American government officials, the Chinese men unzipped live on air and while laughing urinated on the sitting Americans, war? | r/oddlyspecific |
to the people who drag their heels when walking instead of picking them up even just 2 inches off the ground, why? | I don’t like to step down too hard in case I land on a bug, so I do the Texas slide. |
If you could make anyone eat anything, who would you choose and what would you make them eat? | my boyfriend and my ass |
Is there a minimum wage for labor performed in space? Would it be based on the vessel/platforms flag of origin? Who would be responsible for setting this? | Currently there isn’t anything specific on wages that I am aware of but broadly speaking international maritime law would probably be the most relevant and easiest to apply. |
What food do you eat (solo or combo) that makes people turn their heads? | Ranch and ketchup mix so we'll together |
Can a native English speaker generally hear if a song is performed by a non-English speaker? And if so, what are the ‘mistakes’ (apart from accent obviously) that immediately reveal when a singer is not native English? | Pronunciation of certain words that have silent letters, because of English being evil lol |
What are some stereotypes about your country/state that are surprisingly accurate? | Alberta really is the Texas of Canada |
For those who have lost 100+ pounds, how has it changed your life? | Not even trying to be “that guy” but my ability (confidence) talking to women improved exponentially. Wearing clothes that for approximately as opposed to baggy/“comfortable” also helped. And sex was remarkably better. Stamina improved more than I thought was even possible.
To include some harsh truth as well, maintenance becomes very challenging and requires significant attention and commitment. It’s a lot easier putting 20-30lbs back on than taking 10-15lbs off. |
As a connoisseur of your favorite movie, what’s a reference you make all the time that no one understands? | What's taters? |
What ad pisses you off like no other? | I think it's called Manscaped. I'm sure its a great product, but I don't want to see a naked couple in the shower, smirking at me and bragging about it. |
[Serious] What's your favorite time of day? | Late night, finally some time for myself and it's quiet as well |
What is a song you would listen on repeat? | [This 😵💫](https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs) |
What do you think was the MOST emotional moment in video game history? | To me it was when I realized there was no way to save Lee Everett |
What movie best illustrates how this week has been going for you? | Interstellar |
What is an awkward song to fornicate to? | Eat it by Weird Al |
If you had to convince someone to like your favorite genre of music by playing only 1 song, which song would it be? | Where is my Mind by the Pixies |
Who would win and why? A top female international football team or A top amateur male team? | An average amateur male team... from a high school.
This has already been done. |
What is something that is always worth paying extra (or a premium price) for? | A good mattress. It’s literally life changing. |
Who’s the highest profile person you’ve interacted with online? What’s y’all talk about? | Chris brown on Omegle I called him a bitch and a woman beater before he skipped past me |
Is it inappropriate to ask someone out at their place of work? Why? | If they are in some form of hospitality or service industry, yes. |
What childhood memory do you have that the next generation won't ever experience? | dial up internet |
For vegetarian folks if plants , vegetables , fruits , eggs ,milk and every creature on earth was alive and breathing like humans do what would you eat instead ? | Whatever doesn't give me high blood pressure. |
People from the USA. What is the worst state in the United States and why? | Mississippi would not be missed |
How rational and open-minded you consider yourself to be? | Pretty irrational, not that open minded |
To the people that are completely burnt out, how are you doing? | Not great. |
Who do you feel pity for? | The fool |
What was the best job perk you've ever had? | Free lunches twice a week from nice restaurants. Yeah, the pandemic has been nice in some aspects. |
What are some creepy unsolved mysteries? | Who pooped in my pants while I was still wearing them? |
For those who dislike them, what do you not like about Greta Van Fleet? | Anybody who sounds eerily similar to another band automatically gets a no from me. You can be talented all you want but if you’re not yourself then I don’t want it. |
What are some slang words from the past that we never hear any more that should become popular again? | Gams! Slang for legs. She got great gams! |
Who would you like to breed with? | No one. My father's line ends with me. |
If all of the wealth on Earth were distributed evenly, how much money would each person have? | An even amount. |
If you were given a chance to stop time for an unlimited amount of time, what would you do with it? | Pause time, go to a costume shop to buy a costume, rob banks in said costume then burn it. |
What are some countries that hide how corrupt they are? | Which doesn't? Lol |
Victims of false accusations, how has it changed your life? | I got accused of having a big penis. This has affected my life in a positive way because my penis is actually really small. |
What’s a horror movie that had a surprisingly good reboot? | To me it’s the Friday the 13th reboot. I like how they changed it up so Jason isn’t just walking and that he actually seems athletic and strong as fuck. He’s also horrifying in the reboot. |
Whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen your parents do? | They called each other by these weird names, not “mom” and “dad” but something like “bra hay dean”??? It’s honestly kinda scary |
You die and become a ghost. You get to choose one place on Earth to spend your afterlife. Where do you go? | Swiss Alps |
What is the hottest thing you’ve seen that you weren’t supposed to see? | Watched a chick get gang banged at a music festival. |
What's the most fucked up dream or nightmare you've ever had? | I had a dream where my daughter was in the car behind me as a passenger and the car was in an accident and I had to watch her pass away before my eyes. I woke up and practically ran to her room to check on her. It took the entire day to shake that feeling of how I woke up startled AF. |
What is the most fun you've had playing a video game? | Zelda Breath of the wild |
What is the dumbest thing your pet has done? | My dog pants because he's hot in the summer, yet runs away from me when he sees me coming with a water spray to cool him down. I always catch him in the end though |
What's the weirdest interview you've ever had? | You don't stand a chance! End of the interview.. I was late by a minute 😪 |
People who have switched political parties— what was your reasoning for doing so? | Didn't switch, but withdrew from all. Was registered Democrat, but got tied of all the BS, hypocrisy, and "laws for thee not me."
Haven't joined another party because they're all like that, as far as I've seen. |
What's the most interesting thing you know? | Wow, 1 comment, 3 minutes later and this already has a silver? And it’s kind of a vague question
Anyway, I know that the difference between coffins and caskets is that coffins have six sides. |
Who’s an actor that’s an asshole in real life? | Tom cruise, Kevin Spacey, Julia Roberts, and Meg Ryan |
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