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Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Why?	Too cold. Easier to handle than the heat.
What is the most memorable song that has given you chills the whole way through?	The Nyan Cat song
Who is the rudest celebrities u have met?	Shaq. I was a kid (about 9-10) when he played for the Lakers and my mom and I approached him for an autograph for my brother. He asked her if she had $10k and called her a bitch while his buddy laughed. It was so humiliating. My brother never played basketball again.
You're an assassin and you need to kill someone but need to make it look natural, how do you do it?	Nice try fbi.
Which B level celebrity has the most A level ego?	Meghan Markle.
What is your “right person, wrong time” love story?	met my ex bf while we were both in the midst of addiction. he was great on the rare occasion that he was sober, but it wasn't possible to have a healthy relationship when drugs were in the mix.
What would happen if someone bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 2045?	Japan would probably be pretty cross about it.
Have you ever interviewed someone who did really well in the interview, but turned out to be a terrible employee?	i was the employee lol I was recovering from addiction and my brain was so fucked I could barely function. but I'm great at interviews and have lots of solid experience. doing better now, but, fuck, I was a wreck back then.
What was your favorite “trash TV” show?	My favorite one is Kitchen Noghtmares because these dumbass restaurant owners who have no fucking clue what’s going on with their lives just keep thinking that Ramsey is gonna be this super nice fucking guy to them or their cooking is that good. It’s like.. what the actual fuck are y’all doing
What modern weaponry and technology would be deadliest in a medieval battle assuming all projectile weapons are off limits?	The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
What's a movie that is somehow beautiful in a weird gothic sort of way?	Coraline
Who's your waifu and why?	Wario because I have a sickness for the thickness
Who are some of the most FUCKED up people on this planet?	Americans
What's your stalker story?	In 1985 met a girl at work we were both young early 20s she was beautiful. Hot and heavy for a couple weeks then come to find out she’s got 2 kids with a guy she lives with. So I distanced my self from her. She used to sit outside my apartment in her car to keep a eye on me. Her baby daddy who I met and apologized to for my mistake would call me and ask if I could give him a ride home from work since she was sitting outside my apartment in the only car they owned.
What keeps you going in life?	Spite.
what's a movie you will never watch again?	Requiem for a Dream.
If your friends, family, neighbors, and coworkers learned your username, would you be proud, ashamed, or somewhere in the middle?	My regular user name, I’d be fine. Everything I say here is say irl. My porn account username, I’d probably be ashamed, but not because of anything I say on there because I don’t say anything
People who have religious/spiritual faith, how would you describe this feeling? [Serious]	I wouldn't describe it as a feeling. There are a lot of feelings I can have when I am in some sort of "religious mode." Generally though, at least for me, there's usually a feeling of peace and calm involved. Even in a lot of shitty situations. And there's nothing really magical or supernatural about that. But I believe in a religion that likes to look at the broader picture of things. And often, in the broader picture of things, life's troubles are a lot less troublesome. My religious practices are meant to really take me "out of the moment" and place me on more of a general timeline of how the world is going to unfold. Tried to avoid getting into a lot of religious chatter, but also hard to sum up everything succinctly and not go into full essay mode.
What is one thing that you’re currently planning on telling somebody but haven’t done so yet?	"I don't plan on getting married or having kids"
What's one song that lives in your mind rent-free (whether it's super catchy or super annoying)?	The chorus from Montero by lil nas. Call me by your name!!
To the people that do nothing but hate on others online, why?	Haters gonna hate. Alligators gonna alligate.
People that have moved to different countries, did you regret it? how often did you miss home?	Lived in the states for a year, dont regret it but i dont miss it either
What image, memory or sight haunts you till date?	My wife naked, shit she's coming
How is your day going?	Better than yours
If you meet an alien, what would you ask?	What's good?
What would happen if the bloods gang started a legitimate business that grew to be a billion dollar one, they used the money to fund political campaigns then had the new government officials send the police after the crips?	It would cancel out the bribes from Criptech Oilcomms to go after the bloods.
What historical event do you wish you were alive to witness personally?	Dinosaurs
What is a moment you knew something won’t turn well?	I ate taco bell
Have you had sex with pets??How was that?	the FUCK
What is your wish right now?	Wish you were here
What are some things that you definitely don't want to finish first?	Sex
What sucks at your work?	People
What conspiracy theory do you believe in?	Financial enslavement of humanity controlled by black magick occultists who are into blood magick stemmed from the Phoenicians - into Babylon, into Egypt, Rome, British Monarchy and European ruling class families of the modern day - infiltrated all major religions with blood magick - still pulling the strings and keeping humanity stuck in war, debt, and poverty to this day - while destroying the world in the process...
At what point do we stop growing and start dying?	I think it’s like 22 is when your body stops replacing something and let it degenerate (Don’t think it’s the Brain) Could be wrong so don’t quote me
People who’ve had cosmetic surgery how has it changed the way you view your body? What do you wish you’d known before getting surgery?	Well, ok, let me preface this by saying that cosmetic/plastic surgery isn't only stuff like rhinoplasty and implants, despite what a lot of people and the media tend to think. I recently (around a month ago) had plastic surgery. I got a breast reduction, and I couldn't be happier. I am so much more confident with my body, and I am in much less pain. Healing wasn't great, but after around a month, I'm almost entirely healed. One thing I wish I had known before getting surgery is how limited my mobility would be for a while afterwards. My surgeon told me I wouldn't be able to carry heavy things or do rigorous exercise after, but she didn't prepare me for just how limited my range of movement would be. I had to have a family member help me get dressed for a couple weeks, and could only wear button-downs. Despite all this, I still am glad I made this choice, and would gladly do it again if need be.
Your on Joe Rogans podcast, What is the main topic you can talk about for three hours?	Contractions
You can choose to haunt one person, who is it?	My brother. Little shit had it coming.
What portrays the most accurate image/reflection of yourself?	The mirror in my bathroom.
What's your favorite movie?	Interstellar is awesome!
What do you REALLY want?	I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want
What song has a beat so good you're willing to ignore the terrible lyrics?	Most White Zombie/Rob Zombie songs sound great but the lyrics mean absolutely nothing 99% of the time.
What was the final straw?	The one that broke the camel's back.
What are some good songs for a father daughter wedding dance with a father who was not able to be part of the bride's life until recently?	This isn't a joke. Rainbow Connection sung by Kermit the Frog. It is wonderful for a slow waltz and is surprisingly emotional.
What is something you wish you could delete from Earth?	Mosquitos, like what's the point?
What’s the craziest / most interesting thing you’ve found while renovating or landscaping?	Old school people didn't believe in banks. A buddy offering cleanout service found $85K+ in cash in cookie tins.
What's the fakest drama you've seen on reality TV?	Dude, almost all of reality TV is fake.
what is the scariest shit u have ever experienced and still gives u goosebumps to this day when u think about it?	I saw a guy die at work. He choked on his dip. We had to give him CPR for 45 minutes and he finally came back. It was scary as fuck and I’ve never had adrenaline rush through me quite like that.
What’s your favorite episode of To Catch a Predator?	I think my favorite one is the time where they catch the guy who was out on bail from the last time they caught him. As soon as Chris Hansen walks out he throws his hands up in the air and says something light " I was worried it was you guys "
Does using fancy fonts make you an "ableist"? If not or if so, why?	Are people really keeping themselves busy with these kind of nonsense?
For those willing to share, what is the recurring dream you can remember most clearly?	I kill my (now former) boss in a variety of ways. It's kind of therapeutic.
What is a Bad Reason to end a romantic relationship?	Hm I don’t think there is . If it’s how you feel it is valid lol
What male public figure has the best bum?	Chris Evans. Man got BUNS
How can you tell that a person is annoying?	They Get worked over simple shit .and if they carry themselves in a childish uppity like manner
What's great right now but you know people will screw it up again?	I was gonna say post-Covid living in the USA but the antivaxers have already ruined that smdh
What city has the best public education system?	Pennsylvania
What's the first wild animal encounter you have?	Bear Scary
What's your scariest experience?	Haunted house A real one that I lived in
What’s your best imagine dragons song?	None of them
What is the absolute, worst thing you've ever smelled?	Very few things can top the smell of vomited up human feces.
[Serious] what do you usually do to eat?	ass
Someone licked the deadliest jellyfish in the world, so what is the stupidest thing someone do on tiktok for clout?	The limit does not exist.
What is the best way to get to know people online within your region?	click on the hot singles in your area ads
What is something that has scarred you for life?	I saw a dude jump out the window of a 3rd floor h&m building on black Friday one year. nobody got out of line and he just got up and walked away with a bone sticking out if his shoulder...
When did your 'bad feeling' about something save you?	I have pretty bad eyesight, I thought I saw a spider leg go under the handle for my washer. Decided to brush it with a broom before I touched it. Was a black widow. This happened twice. I caught 3-4 black widows in that house.
Where do you think you’ll be in life in 10 years?	Exactly right here where I am and where I want to be 👍🏻😊
What question could your petsitter ask you during a tour of your home that would make you fire them on the spot?	when you come back can i keep / eat them
What comes first? Milk then cereal or cereal then milk?	Cereal then milk, if you do the other way around, you're not sane
To the people who record themselves doing big charitable acts then post it on social media, why?	That seems like it’s for praise right, and ego
What's your purpose to wake up every day?	I pass butter
What do you think “skinny” is?	r/Ribcage nsfw
Add an s to the end of a song’s title. What’s it about now?	W H A T I N T H E K E N T U C K Y F R I E D F U C K
People who are or have been in an interracial relationship, what is your experience being in public with that significant other?	I've been married for 8 years. I haven't thought about it in 10 years.
What song do you want played at your funeral?	the happy birthday song
You and girlfriend are transported inside a movie when the lead female character falls in love with you making your girl mad. What do you do?	Both at the same time
You get $5,000,000 USD, but for every two weeks you are alive for, a tastebud grows in your butthole. Would you take it? Why or why not?	id stuff my ass with breath mints
What is YOUR ultimate goal in life if you have one at all?	Get 8 hours of continuous sleep.
What thing you do and think you're the only one doing it?	When i was in school i used to think about how I'm going to single handedly save my school from terrorists
Professors/teachers who assign research papers, do you actually read every single paper word for word?	Nah ain’t got time for that. I go thru looking for key topics or words. I have found however that formatting quickly informs you if someone copied and pastes.
what proved to you that whatever happens , happens for a good reason?	If thats true, then we all need to die right now
Viagra users who don’t “need it”, what does the blue pill do for your performance?	Fire one off and ready to go again right after. Impressed her. Didnt know I was juicing.
What's The Perfect Movie?	Pulp Fiction
Which actor/actress would you have sex with? And why?	Danny DeVito
Only children and introverts: what games, scenarios, or elaborate imaginary worlds did you dream up when you were young and spending time on your own?	I always imagined that I had a long lost twin like in the Parent Trap. That was my biggest dream. I still wish I had a long lost twin 😆 I’ve always wanted a sibling.
What’s some of the worst things your SO could do, but you wouldn’t consider breaking up with them over?	Not liking Star Trek.
What music bands you remember listening to, but they changed their style/genre, and you dont like them anymore?	Saves The Day
"Just because this song exists, doesn't mean you have to cover it". What covers spring to mind ?	Every single stinkin cover of Hallelujah
If videogames had a realistic set amount of NPCS what games would be extremely hard to exterminate every one of them?	GTA
Disgruntled ex-employees, what are some loopholes/tricks/secrets your former company/industry wouldn't want their customers to know about?	When I worked at the Gap people in the storeroom used to fill garbage bags with new clothes and “take the garbage out” and then have someone pick up the clothes from the dumpster.
What are the top Android features that no one knows about?	I can install apps that aren't on the play store.
What is your most and least favorite anime trope?	Sailor Moon: Least favorite- Inner senshi Most favorite- Outer senshi
People who have sold out to make a lot of money: what did you do, and was it worth it?	made a shit post account that got like 3 million followers. I sold that fucker for a hot 10million to an ad company
Whats something affordable to grab for lunch that's not going to break the bank and one wouldn't have to spend ten minutes making?	Sandwich from the deli never fails
If you owned a spider monkey, what would you do together?	Be friends
What is your favourite snack?	You wink
What do you believe is the most impractical weapon of all time?	Nunchuks
What viral video will never not be funny?	What the dog doin?
Like in the movie ‘Yesterday’ if you could wake up and one artist is completely erased from history, whose catalogue would you like to pass off as your own?	Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, or Lin-Manuel Miranda.
How do you make a woman happy?	Listen to her when she’s talking. That’s all we’ve ever wanted.
What is it like being a Black women dating a Pakistani Man, and vice versa?	r/suspiciouslyspecific
What made you NOT give up on something you are NOT good at?	I thought that I could either be a loser or an even bigger loser if I quit.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Why?

Too cold. Easier to handle than the heat.

What is the most memorable song that has given you chills the whole way through?

The Nyan Cat song

Who is the rudest celebrities u have met?

Shaq. I was a kid (about 9-10) when he played for the Lakers and my mom and I approached him for an autograph for my brother. He asked her if she had $10k and called her a bitch while his buddy laughed. It was so humiliating. My brother never played basketball again.

You're an assassin and you need to kill someone but need to make it look natural, how do you do it?

Nice try fbi.

Which B level celebrity has the most A level ego?

Meghan Markle.

What is your “right person, wrong time” love story?

met my ex bf while we were both in the midst of addiction. he was great on the rare occasion that he was sober, but it wasn't possible to have a healthy relationship when drugs were in the mix.

What would happen if someone bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 2045?

Japan would probably be pretty cross about it.

Have you ever interviewed someone who did really well in the interview, but turned out to be a terrible employee?

i was the employee lol I was recovering from addiction and my brain was so fucked I could barely function. but I'm great at interviews and have lots of solid experience. doing better now, but, fuck, I was a wreck back then.

What was your favorite “trash TV” show?

My favorite one is Kitchen Noghtmares because these dumbass restaurant owners who have no fucking clue what’s going on with their lives just keep thinking that Ramsey is gonna be this super nice fucking guy to them or their cooking is that good. It’s like.. what the actual fuck are y’all doing

What modern weaponry and technology would be deadliest in a medieval battle assuming all projectile weapons are off limits?

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

What's a movie that is somehow beautiful in a weird gothic sort of way?

Coraline

Who's your waifu and why?

Wario because I have a sickness for the thickness

Who are some of the most FUCKED up people on this planet?

Americans

What's your stalker story?

In 1985 met a girl at work we were both young early 20s she was beautiful. Hot and heavy for a couple weeks then come to find out she’s got 2 kids with a guy she lives with. So I distanced my self from her. She used to sit outside my apartment in her car to keep a eye on me. Her baby daddy who I met and apologized to for my mistake would call me and ask if I could give him a ride home from work since she was sitting outside my apartment in the only car they owned.

What keeps you going in life?

Spite.

what's a movie you will never watch again?

Requiem for a Dream.

If your friends, family, neighbors, and coworkers learned your username, would you be proud, ashamed, or somewhere in the middle?

My regular user name, I’d be fine. Everything I say here is say irl. My porn account username, I’d probably be ashamed, but not because of anything I say on there because I don’t say anything

People who have religious/spiritual faith, how would you describe this feeling? [Serious]

I wouldn't describe it as a feeling. There are a lot of feelings I can have when I am in some sort of "religious mode." Generally though, at least for me, there's usually a feeling of peace and calm involved. Even in a lot of shitty situations. And there's nothing really magical or supernatural about that. But I believe in a religion that likes to look at the broader picture of things. And often, in the broader picture of things, life's troubles are a lot less troublesome. My religious practices are meant to really take me "out of the moment" and place me on more of a general timeline of how the world is going to unfold. Tried to avoid getting into a lot of religious chatter, but also hard to sum up everything succinctly and not go into full essay mode.

What is one thing that you’re currently planning on telling somebody but haven’t done so yet?

"I don't plan on getting married or having kids"

What's one song that lives in your mind rent-free (whether it's super catchy or super annoying)?

The chorus from Montero by lil nas. Call me by your name!!

To the people that do nothing but hate on others online, why?

Haters gonna hate. Alligators gonna alligate.

People that have moved to different countries, did you regret it? how often did you miss home?

Lived in the states for a year, dont regret it but i dont miss it either

What image, memory or sight haunts you till date?

My wife naked, shit she's coming

How is your day going?

Better than yours

If you meet an alien, what would you ask?

What's good?

What would happen if the bloods gang started a legitimate business that grew to be a billion dollar one, they used the money to fund political campaigns then had the new government officials send the police after the crips?

It would cancel out the bribes from Criptech Oilcomms to go after the bloods.

What historical event do you wish you were alive to witness personally?

Dinosaurs

What is a moment you knew something won’t turn well?

I ate taco bell

Have you had sex with pets??How was that?

the FUCK

What is your wish right now?

Wish you were here

What are some things that you definitely don't want to finish first?

Sex

What sucks at your work?

People

What conspiracy theory do you believe in?

Financial enslavement of humanity controlled by black magick occultists who are into blood magick stemmed from the Phoenicians - into Babylon, into Egypt, Rome, British Monarchy and European ruling class families of the modern day - infiltrated all major religions with blood magick - still pulling the strings and keeping humanity stuck in war, debt, and poverty to this day - while destroying the world in the process...

At what point do we stop growing and start dying?

I think it’s like 22 is when your body stops replacing something and let it degenerate (Don’t think it’s the Brain) Could be wrong so don’t quote me

People who’ve had cosmetic surgery how has it changed the way you view your body? What do you wish you’d known before getting surgery?

Well, ok, let me preface this by saying that cosmetic/plastic surgery isn't only stuff like rhinoplasty and implants, despite what a lot of people and the media tend to think. I recently (around a month ago) had plastic surgery. I got a breast reduction, and I couldn't be happier. I am so much more confident with my body, and I am in much less pain. Healing wasn't great, but after around a month, I'm almost entirely healed. One thing I wish I had known before getting surgery is how limited my mobility would be for a while afterwards. My surgeon told me I wouldn't be able to carry heavy things or do rigorous exercise after, but she didn't prepare me for just how limited my range of movement would be. I had to have a family member help me get dressed for a couple weeks, and could only wear button-downs. Despite all this, I still am glad I made this choice, and would gladly do it again if need be.

Your on Joe Rogans podcast, What is the main topic you can talk about for three hours?

Contractions

You can choose to haunt one person, who is it?

My brother. Little shit had it coming.

What portrays the most accurate image/reflection of yourself?

The mirror in my bathroom.

What's your favorite movie?

Interstellar is awesome!

What do you REALLY want?

I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want

What song has a beat so good you're willing to ignore the terrible lyrics?

Most White Zombie/Rob Zombie songs sound great but the lyrics mean absolutely nothing 99% of the time.

What was the final straw?

The one that broke the camel's back.

What are some good songs for a father daughter wedding dance with a father who was not able to be part of the bride's life until recently?

This isn't a joke. Rainbow Connection sung by Kermit the Frog. It is wonderful for a slow waltz and is surprisingly emotional.

What is something you wish you could delete from Earth?

Mosquitos, like what's the point?

What’s the craziest / most interesting thing you’ve found while renovating or landscaping?

Old school people didn't believe in banks. A buddy offering cleanout service found $85K+ in cash in cookie tins.

What's the fakest drama you've seen on reality TV?

Dude, almost all of reality TV is fake.

what is the scariest shit u have ever experienced and still gives u goosebumps to this day when u think about it?

I saw a guy die at work. He choked on his dip. We had to give him CPR for 45 minutes and he finally came back. It was scary as fuck and I’ve never had adrenaline rush through me quite like that.

What’s your favorite episode of To Catch a Predator?

I think my favorite one is the time where they catch the guy who was out on bail from the last time they caught him. As soon as Chris Hansen walks out he throws his hands up in the air and says something light " I was worried it was you guys "

Does using fancy fonts make you an "ableist"? If not or if so, why?

Are people really keeping themselves busy with these kind of nonsense?

For those willing to share, what is the recurring dream you can remember most clearly?

I kill my (now former) boss in a variety of ways. It's kind of therapeutic.

What is a Bad Reason to end a romantic relationship?

Hm I don’t think there is . If it’s how you feel it is valid lol

What male public figure has the best bum?

Chris Evans. Man got BUNS

How can you tell that a person is annoying?

They Get worked over simple shit .and if they carry themselves in a childish uppity like manner

What's great right now but you know people will screw it up again?

I was gonna say post-Covid living in the USA but the antivaxers have already ruined that smdh

What city has the best public education system?

Pennsylvania

What's the first wild animal encounter you have?

Bear Scary

What's your scariest experience?

Haunted house A real one that I lived in

What’s your best imagine dragons song?

None of them

What is the absolute, worst thing you've ever smelled?

Very few things can top the smell of vomited up human feces.

[Serious] what do you usually do to eat?

ass

Someone licked the deadliest jellyfish in the world, so what is the stupidest thing someone do on tiktok for clout?

The limit does not exist.

What is the best way to get to know people online within your region?

click on the hot singles in your area ads

What is something that has scarred you for life?

I saw a dude jump out the window of a 3rd floor h&m building on black Friday one year. nobody got out of line and he just got up and walked away with a bone sticking out if his shoulder...

When did your 'bad feeling' about something save you?

I have pretty bad eyesight, I thought I saw a spider leg go under the handle for my washer. Decided to brush it with a broom before I touched it. Was a black widow. This happened twice. I caught 3-4 black widows in that house.

Where do you think you’ll be in life in 10 years?

Exactly right here where I am and where I want to be 👍🏻😊

What question could your petsitter ask you during a tour of your home that would make you fire them on the spot?

when you come back can i keep / eat them

What comes first? Milk then cereal or cereal then milk?

Cereal then milk, if you do the other way around, you're not sane

To the people who record themselves doing big charitable acts then post it on social media, why?

That seems like it’s for praise right, and ego

What's your purpose to wake up every day?

I pass butter

What do you think “skinny” is?

r/Ribcage nsfw

Add an s to the end of a song’s title. What’s it about now?

W H A T I N T H E K E N T U C K Y F R I E D F U C K

People who are or have been in an interracial relationship, what is your experience being in public with that significant other?

I've been married for 8 years. I haven't thought about it in 10 years.

What song do you want played at your funeral?

the happy birthday song

You and girlfriend are transported inside a movie when the lead female character falls in love with you making your girl mad. What do you do?

Both at the same time

You get $5,000,000 USD, but for every two weeks you are alive for, a tastebud grows in your butthole. Would you take it? Why or why not?

id stuff my ass with breath mints

What is YOUR ultimate goal in life if you have one at all?

Get 8 hours of continuous sleep.

What thing you do and think you're the only one doing it?

When i was in school i used to think about how I'm going to single handedly save my school from terrorists

Professors/teachers who assign research papers, do you actually read every single paper word for word?

Nah ain’t got time for that. I go thru looking for key topics or words. I have found however that formatting quickly informs you if someone copied and pastes.

what proved to you that whatever happens , happens for a good reason?

If thats true, then we all need to die right now

Viagra users who don’t “need it”, what does the blue pill do for your performance?

Fire one off and ready to go again right after. Impressed her. Didnt know I was juicing.

What's The Perfect Movie?

Pulp Fiction

Which actor/actress would you have sex with? And why?

**Danny DeVito**

Only children and introverts: what games, scenarios, or elaborate imaginary worlds did you dream up when you were young and spending time on your own?

I always imagined that I had a long lost twin like in the Parent Trap. That was my biggest dream. I still wish I had a long lost twin 😆 I’ve always wanted a sibling.

What’s some of the worst things your SO could do, but you wouldn’t consider breaking up with them over?

Not liking Star Trek.

What music bands you remember listening to, but they changed their style/genre, and you dont like them anymore?

Saves The Day

"Just because this song exists, doesn't mean you have to cover it". What covers spring to mind ?

Every single stinkin cover of Hallelujah

If videogames had a realistic set amount of NPCS what games would be extremely hard to exterminate every one of them?

GTA

Disgruntled ex-employees, what are some loopholes/tricks/secrets your former company/industry wouldn't want their customers to know about?

When I worked at the Gap people in the storeroom used to fill garbage bags with new clothes and “take the garbage out” and then have someone pick up the clothes from the dumpster.

What are the top Android features that no one knows about?

I can install apps that aren't on the play store.

What is your most and least favorite anime trope?

Sailor Moon: Least favorite- Inner senshi Most favorite- Outer senshi

People who have sold out to make a lot of money: what did you do, and was it worth it?

made a shit post account that got like 3 million followers. I sold that fucker for a hot 10million to an ad company

Whats something affordable to grab for lunch that's not going to break the bank and one wouldn't have to spend ten minutes making?

Sandwich from the deli never fails

If you owned a spider monkey, what would you do together?

Be friends

What is your favourite snack?

You *wink*

What do you believe is the most impractical weapon of all time?

Nunchuks

What viral video will never not be funny?

What the dog doin?

Like in the movie ‘Yesterday’ if you could wake up and one artist is completely erased from history, whose catalogue would you like to pass off as your own?

Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, or Lin-Manuel Miranda.

How do you make a woman happy?

Listen to her when she’s talking. That’s all we’ve ever wanted.

What is it like being a Black women dating a Pakistani Man, and vice versa?

r/suspiciouslyspecific

What made you NOT give up on something you are NOT good at?

I thought that I could either be a loser or an even bigger loser if I quit.