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What is the most desperate act you’ve ever done?	I had to orally pleasure a hobo for bus fare to make it back to my home in a neighbouring city when I was in highschool. I had ditched school to meet someone I met online, but he didn't show up and I lost my purse in a diner because I'm an idiot. I could not call my parents to come and help me because I didn't want to get in trouble. So i had to beg for bus money and a hobo offered to give me money in exchange for giving him oral T_T
For better or worse; what up-and-coming company will change the world?	All of these genetics companies that go into peoples cells and make them younger and healthier are going to cause boomers to live forever while the rest of us starve.
How do you think we could stop global warming?	BIG FANS
People who still wear watches, why?	It's quite practical to be able to figure out what time it is, without having to dig my phone out of a pocket. Besides, it's a nice watch which was a gift from my grandparents. It would be a shame to not wear it.
When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?	Nothing.i just want to be forgotten.
We all have that one amazing Uncle, what's the amazing thing about your uncle??	Dude is the happiest man on the planet and loves just living the simple life
What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard ?	. Dad what's an alcoholic? \-Now look here son, you see those four trees over there, an alcoholic would see eight. \-But dad, there are only two.
What is your most embarrassing moment, sexually?	I was sucking & fucking a long term fwb He spanned all of my twenties & is still satisfying me till this day( 42 married) One spin I was letting him fuck my throat he want to cover my face with his load. I could say no & leaned back a bit for more complete coverage. He exploded 3 huge ropes, one landed in my eye. We laughed about it when I left to clean up my eye ball itched. I washed my face & went back to party with my friends. My eyeball swelled shut swelled shut. We continue to party & eventually pass out. The next morning it’s not better it’s worse. My girls gave me the nickname bullseye it stuck around for a long time. Ever so often I’m reminded of it was the most embarrassing moment I’ve ever experienced sexually
What are the things to be aware of before eating viagra and does it work ?	Well it's a pill so don't eat it, just swallow it
Identical twins or those who know a pair, what interesting situations have you been in?	Had a pair of twins a few years behind me in college; only saw them at lunch (individually) one day a week. We had casual conversations about classes and campus stuff. I called them both by their last name. I thought they were the same person until they both sat down at the table during finals week and said, “we figured you should know there are two of us.” My college had an on-campus population of under 400 people.
Whats your most traumatic experience? Wanna vent to someone?	Landing in the hospital five times in three months for eczema herpeticum
What are the ways to offend everyone at once ?	Dress penis up as hitler, walk in on a bar mitzvah, have a puppet show
People that have taken a Quaalude, what was your experience?	It was the 80s, ABBA was hot and only getting hotter. We used to dance the running man like it was going out of style.. Micheal Jackson was still black and marijuana was illegal. But boy oh boy, the doctors would prescribe anything, and I mean ANYTHING..
What do you think about anime/manga?	Anime fucking rules
What is something interesting about Botox?	It's also prescribed for hyperhydrosis (extreme sweating) in armpits and hands
What is your pop culture blind spot?	babey im blind to almost all pop culture B,,,)
women of resdit, what is the best sex you ever sexxed? mmm... sex?	With my husband. There's no sex that's quite as good as what you can have with someone you totally trust and are comfortable with. I really believe married/long-term couples have the freakiest and most satisfying sex lives.
What's the oddest thing you've seen that you can't explain?	Do my actions count?
How much food does one need to eat before getting satisfied?	Depends on the person? I’m usually good with just a couple of bites.
Okay, a real simple question, what is your favorite color?	Green
What do you find extremely uncomfortable that no one else does?	Watching my wife have sex with another man
What would be the worst song to play at a wedding?	Every Breath You Take by The Police, because apparently it does get played at weddings
What is yalls advice on becoming less lazy?	Can’t believe you used the term yall instead of using correct grammar that’s lazy .
What’s a movie scene that you remember for no particular reason?	The dance scene in "A Knight's Tale"
What is your "I deserve this" moment?	Bought a new tv after selling an artwork for 5 figures
What would it be like if people didn't have names?	We are borg
Men who have been complimented by a stranger, why?	Shoes , hair , clothes .
What is your favorite memory out of your whole life so far?	Running away from my parents house. I met such wonderful people and I got to see a giant bat. I chatted with such a kind old man. I learnt how to fish and do basic survival stuff. I went to an airport and have a plane pass by me. I tresspassed on someone's lawn and slept on their hammock while their cat slept with me. The fun didn't last when they found me and beat me up in front of the strangers I got to know. " this was when I was 11 this wasn't only my favorite but also the only fun or happy memory that I was actually being honest with myself and not being another person in front of other people "
What would you want your eulogy to say?	Something absurdly long. A proper filibuster speech about my love of giving long speeches when voicing my opinion on anything.
How do you procrastinate?	Tell you later.
What's the weirdest superstition you think it might only exist in your country?	Maybe other cultures do this, but I still see a few people knocking on wood (myself included) to prevent bad luck or from jinxing yourself. I don't actually believe it does anything, but extra layer never hurts right? Edit: a word
Why can’t we kill all mosquitoes?	We can. We just don't know what will fill their role in the food chain, and it might be something worse than them.
How’s your Butthole holding up these days?	Perfect. Better than your sisters
What would you do if there was a never ending thunderstorm starting right now?	Everstorm.
What was the stupidest thing you have done that resulted in an injury?	For me: Inserted an object anally put it too deep so I somehow ripped it out of me. Resulted in bleeding. Oh, nobody irl knows so shhh ;)
[Serious] Would you be ok with your significant other liking pictures/videos, following women/men on tiktok, Instagram, or any other form of social media? Why or why not?	Do the same thing yourself and see what they think of it when you do. Depending on how they react you have your answer
What’s in your nightstand?	Paraphernalia
For those of you who have made lots of money, has it made you happier?	No. But not working? [chef's kiss]
What is an album made in the last decade where ALMOST EVERY song is good?	SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo
What is the best one worded compliment?	Wow.
What’s the coolest thing you have ever found?	Boobs
If the theme song to your life was your phone ringtone, what is it?	I always keep my phone on silent which fits quite well unfortunately
What’s the best movie catchphrase of all time?	In space no one can hear you scream. Alien.
The duck from the lemonade stand walks up to you, what are you doing/saying to it?	I’m duct taping that fucking bill shut
What topics are too awkward to talk about but should be taught at school?	Sex. There's a good number of schools that make the students take a glance at sex education. Just long enough to let them know condoms exist and you don't want to risk a pregnancy. I constantly see people who seem to glorify sex. Men and women but especially the men. It's like they think it's some mandatory thing that you must experience in your life, ideally as early as possible otherwise you're some kind of failure. Then there's the people that come out of school with no idea how to handle the act of sex. They don't have the mindset for it so it's a big panic over whether or not they'll be any good because they don't know what to expect or how to think about this. Don't get me started on the guys that think women pee out of their butt or the girls that think guys only get erections when we're horny. More needs to be done to address these issues. It's clear the parents aren't doing a good enough job which is why we have this ultra-basic sex education to begin with so it needs to become more in-depth. I had to learn about how to approach sex by learning all the theory from books about BDSM and the mindset from the blogs of a few pornstars who go around educating people about sex as a side-gig. I shouldn't have had to go to those lengths to get a grasp of stuff this important.
[Serious] do you have a childhood trauma you got over either way how are you?	There's way too many childhood trauma's I've had growing up. None of them I've gotten over. It's always existing in the back of my head, but slowly creeps out which disrupts my day to day life.
What's a real good acting you saw in a porn movie that made you thought that porn actor should be in regular movies?	who tf watches the story/dialogue of a porno? smdh
You are in a room with the last fictional character you saw for 24 hours . What happens?	I have an extremely interesting intellectual conversation with a Starfleet Officer who is also an android.
What is the difference between a machine and a robot?	all robots are machines not all machines are robots
What is a weird thing you do that you came to realize isn’t normal?	Existing :)
What mobile phone do you use?	a google pixel a phone so fucking creepy that when i went to the liquor store, it asked me when i got home if i wanted to keep the stop on my timeline. cuz, y'know, just in case i'm a secret drunk who's trying to keep my boozing on the down low i like 95% of the phone and the other 5% is creepy af
What would Gen Z's or Millenial's arguments with their children in the future be like if they led off with "Gen Z built this country" or "Back in my day"?	"Back in my day, we got offended so much more easily than you kids"
You are now back in time and working on the titanic what will you do?	Find binoculars for the lookout tower
How do you know you exist?	I shit therefore I am.
What would you do if we are in the matrix?	Eat the steak.
What advice would you give to someone planning to move out for the first time?	When you get your new place, check your smoke alarm batteries.
What are some of the worst red flags in a new relationship?	They talk crap about everyone in their life, they're the poor victim in every story.
Which fictional event, set in a year that has now passed, do you most wish had happened?	World destruction in 2019 about that clock, man wish it happened.
Is anyone truly happy with their work-life balance? If so, what do you do?	the best balance is not working, and living life to the fullest
What is your “there’s a bug in the simulation” moment?	When your mom always find the disappeared stuff
what is something that happened to you as a child that was swept under the rug/dismissed because you were a child?	All of my feelings, concerns about my mental health, growing hatred for my own family, suicidal thoughts, pleads for help...those are the main ones
If you could go back in time and witness a major historical event which would it be?	Woodstock.
Whats a dream that you’ve had that has genuinely fucked you up?	Had a dream once that my dad died. Freaked me out so much that I woke up and had to call him right away to make sure he was OK
What was revolutionary at the time, but now is ordinary?	Fire
What are the chances that Wolverine would have to go to the doctor due to kidney stones? What about his healing factor?	I’d say pretty thin. I don’t think his diet is very rich in oxalate. I see him eating a high protein diet with lots of water and lots of booze. I’d also be curious how his healing factor effects his metabolism. I know Deadpool can’t get drunk because of his but Wolverine’s isn’t as high powered as Wade’s healing factor.
What's the future of the Internet?	Blockchain
When was a moment were you told an organization or a person that they are clearly scamming?	Walking through downtown Manhattan and had a guy try to sell me his mixtape. Ask him to spit a verse first. He immediately turned his attention to the next person walking. Edit: changed word (good to his)
What is one trait that could turns someone from a 10 to a 5?	When their main source of entertainment is talking shit about other people.
If you can take a vacation anywhere in the world for 1 week all paid by a lottery, where would you go?	India
What's the loudest / most obnoxious kids toy you can buy online?	Recorder
What is one piece of advice that you learnt from your job you'll give to people?	Don't date people you work with. /facepalm
What would you tell your younger self if you met them now?	Buy Bitcoin.
If your workplace or school had an accurate slogan, what would it be?	Everyone passes everything
People that found out they're really into sniffing women's underwear, when did you stumble upon that and how has it affected your life?	What the fuck
What’s a book series that didn’t disappoint?	The five books of the Hitchhiker's trilogy.
What is your favourite copypasta?	Currently it’s the chad with the speech bubble
Who do you think is the most famous person in the world and which country are you from?	Donald Trump. Kentucky.
If Robin Williams was still alive, what character do you think he could play in Marvel Cinematic Universe?	Mork
How far away is Mars?	like... really far
What's something you did when you were very young you got punished for that you think was unnecessary?	When I was a kid, we just arrived at my grandparents cabin. My younger cousin jumped into a pond and got wet when he wasn't supposed to. I was with him but told him not to do it. He got in trouble and was grounded to the indoors. He saw me through the window playing outside and threw the biggest tantrum. My uncle told me that I was grounded as well because I didn't stop him from jumping in the pond. I had to stay indoors the rest of the day.
What moment in your life do you wish would have never ended?	I made some really good Mac and cheese a week ago. Nearly cried when I finished it.
Ladies, an actor/actress wants to lick your clit. Who do you want him/her to be?	NSFW this
What’s on weird thing your family does that no one else does?	We are honest with each other
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?	I jumped off a fence when my foot got caught on it so instead of face planting i stuck my hand out and broke it on impact. No one saw it ha!
What sentence proves a persons sanity?	Biden won the election fair and square.
What are good dinner/ food options for a Netflix n Chill night in? [SERIOUS]	Oven nachos, hands down.
What are some of the most interesting/funny sayings or sentences you have heard?	"Pleased to meet you and meat to please you!"
[serious] What's something you saw a stranger do that made you happy to see?	Just now I saw someone finally picking up after their puppy on my front lawn. I live on a corner lot and so many people just leave it for me to clean up. Definitely made me happy to see lol
Ladies, which sex position do you like the most? Why?	Doggy style Very easy to get pounded and makes for ideal hair pulling
What's something that isn't possible to "fake it til you make it"?	Disarming bombs.
What is your signature move?	Depression
What’s the creepiest encounter you’ve ever had that has stuck with you?	i was in 6th grade when this happened and i was about 12. i was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time and we were walking around her neighborhood for a bit before we realized we were being followed by a man in a red truck. we very quickly walked to her house and we thought nothing more would come of it. a day later we heard about a kidnapping in her neighborhood with a suspect who owned a red truck
What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard while someone was sleeptalking?	“what the- not my toes”
What do you think is more well known and why, Sonic the Hedgehog or Ed Edd n Eddy?	What is up with you and these questions, man? You’ve been asking the same things for the past 6 months or so.
What was life like before the turn of the millennium?	It was a simpler time. I miss it.
The world is restarting you have the option to give the first human life in the new world, 5 objects/ things/ advice to successfully start the new world with. What 5 things are you giving them?	Machete, flint, tell them about farming, warn them about storms, tell them to find/make
What would you do if you had to dogsit an unsocialized 9 month old pup that tried attacking your pug and you?	Not agree to dog sit it
What are some common scams in tourist areas?	Stay away from the people standing around with exotic birds.
Your playing the Walmart game. You have to pick out three items that will freak the cashier out the most. What three items you picking?	Walmart cashiers are dead inside, they ain't gonna care. Retail does that to people.
If somebody's trying to gaslight you into thinking you're crazy, how do you gaslight them back as revenge?	Ignore them. Act as if they don’t exist. Narcissistic people can not stand to be Irrelevant. It’s the easiest and sweetest revenge.

What is the most desperate act you’ve ever done?

I had to orally pleasure a hobo for bus fare to make it back to my home in a neighbouring city when I was in highschool. I had ditched school to meet someone I met online, but he didn't show up and I lost my purse in a diner because I'm an idiot. I could not call my parents to come and help me because I didn't want to get in trouble. So i had to beg for bus money and a hobo offered to give me money in exchange for giving him oral T_T

For better or worse; what up-and-coming company will change the world?

All of these genetics companies that go into peoples cells and make them younger and healthier are going to cause boomers to live forever while the rest of us starve.

How do you think we could stop global warming?

BIG FANS

People who still wear watches, why?

It's quite practical to be able to figure out what time it is, without having to dig my phone out of a pocket. Besides, it's a nice watch which was a gift from my grandparents. It would be a shame to not wear it.

When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?

Nothing.i just want to be forgotten.

We all have that one amazing Uncle, what's the amazing thing about your uncle??

Dude is the happiest man on the planet and loves just living the simple life

What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard ?

. Dad what's an alcoholic? \-Now look here son, you see those four trees over there, an alcoholic would see eight. \-But dad, there are only two.

What is your most embarrassing moment, sexually?

I was sucking & fucking a long term fwb He spanned all of my twenties & is still satisfying me till this day( 42 married) One spin I was letting him fuck my throat he want to cover my face with his load. I could say no & leaned back a bit for more complete coverage. He exploded 3 huge ropes, one landed in my eye. We laughed about it when I left to clean up my eye ball itched. I washed my face & went back to party with my friends. My eyeball swelled shut swelled shut. We continue to party & eventually pass out. The next morning it’s not better it’s worse. My girls gave me the nickname bullseye it stuck around for a long time. Ever so often I’m reminded of it was the most embarrassing moment I’ve ever experienced sexually

What are the things to be aware of before eating viagra and does it work ?

Well it's a pill so don't eat it, just swallow it

Identical twins or those who know a pair, what interesting situations have you been in?

Had a pair of twins a few years behind me in college; only saw them at lunch (individually) one day a week. We had casual conversations about classes and campus stuff. I called them both by their last name. I thought they were the same person until they both sat down at the table during finals week and said, “we figured you should know there are two of us.” My college had an on-campus population of under 400 people.

Whats your most traumatic experience? Wanna vent to someone?

Landing in the hospital five times in three months for eczema herpeticum

What are the ways to offend everyone at once ?

Dress penis up as hitler, walk in on a bar mitzvah, have a puppet show

People that have taken a Quaalude, what was your experience?

It was the 80s, ABBA was hot and only getting hotter. We used to dance the running man like it was going out of style.. Micheal Jackson was still black and marijuana was illegal. But boy oh boy, the doctors would prescribe anything, and I mean ANYTHING..

What do you think about anime/manga?

Anime fucking rules

What is something interesting about Botox?

It's also prescribed for hyperhydrosis (extreme sweating) in armpits and hands

What is your pop culture blind spot?

babey im blind to almost all pop culture B,,,)

women of resdit, what is the best sex you ever sexxed? mmm... sex?

With my husband. There's no sex that's quite as good as what you can have with someone you totally trust and are comfortable with. I really believe married/long-term couples have the freakiest and most satisfying sex lives.

What's the oddest thing you've seen that you can't explain?

Do my actions count?

How much food does one need to eat before getting satisfied?

Depends on the person? I’m usually good with just a couple of bites.

Okay, a real simple question, what is your favorite color?

Green

What do you find extremely uncomfortable that no one else does?

Watching my wife have sex with another man

What would be the worst song to play at a wedding?

Every Breath You Take by The Police, because apparently it does get played at weddings

What is yalls advice on becoming less lazy?

Can’t believe you used the term yall instead of using correct grammar that’s lazy .

What’s a movie scene that you remember for no particular reason?

The dance scene in "A Knight's Tale"

What is your "I deserve this" moment?

Bought a new tv after selling an artwork for 5 figures

What would it be like if people didn't have names?

We are borg

Men who have been complimented by a stranger, why?

Shoes , hair , clothes .

What is your favorite memory out of your whole life so far?

Running away from my parents house. I met such wonderful people and I got to see a giant bat. I chatted with such a kind old man. I learnt how to fish and do basic survival stuff. I went to an airport and have a plane pass by me. I tresspassed on someone's lawn and slept on their hammock while their cat slept with me. The fun didn't last when they found me and beat me up in front of the strangers I got to know. " this was when I was 11 this wasn't only my favorite but also the only fun or happy memory that I was actually being honest with myself and not being another person in front of other people "

What would you want your eulogy to say?

Something absurdly long. A proper filibuster speech about my love of giving long speeches when voicing my opinion on anything.

How do you procrastinate?

Tell you later.

What's the weirdest superstition you think it might only exist in your country?

Maybe other cultures do this, but I still see a few people knocking on wood (myself included) to prevent bad luck or from jinxing yourself. I don't actually believe it does anything, but extra layer never hurts right? Edit: a word

Why can’t we kill all mosquitoes?

We can. We just don't know what will fill their role in the food chain, and it might be something worse than them.

How’s your Butthole holding up these days?

Perfect. Better than your sisters

What would you do if there was a never ending thunderstorm starting right now?

Everstorm.

What was the stupidest thing you have done that resulted in an injury?

For me: Inserted an object anally put it too deep so I somehow ripped it out of me. Resulted in bleeding. Oh, nobody irl knows so shhh ;)

[Serious] Would you be ok with your significant other liking pictures/videos, following women/men on tiktok, Instagram, or any other form of social media? Why or why not?

Do the same thing yourself and see what they think of it when you do. Depending on how they react you have your answer

What’s in your nightstand?

Paraphernalia

For those of you who have made lots of money, has it made you happier?

No. But not working? [*chef's kiss*]

What is an album made in the last decade where ALMOST EVERY song is good?

SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo

What is the best one worded compliment?

Wow.

What’s the coolest thing you have ever found?

Boobs

If the theme song to your life was your phone ringtone, what is it?

I always keep my phone on silent which fits quite well unfortunately

What’s the best movie catchphrase of all time?

In space no one can hear you scream. Alien.

The duck from the lemonade stand walks up to you, what are you doing/saying to it?

I’m duct taping that fucking bill shut

What topics are too awkward to talk about but should be taught at school?

Sex. There's a good number of schools that make the students take a glance at sex education. Just long enough to let them know condoms exist and you don't want to risk a pregnancy. I constantly see people who seem to glorify sex. Men and women but especially the men. It's like they think it's some mandatory thing that you must experience in your life, ideally as early as possible otherwise you're some kind of failure. Then there's the people that come out of school with no idea how to handle the act of sex. They don't have the mindset for it so it's a big panic over whether or not they'll be any good because they don't know what to expect or how to think about this. Don't get me started on the guys that think women pee out of their butt or the girls that think guys only get erections when we're horny. More needs to be done to address these issues. It's clear the parents aren't doing a good enough job which is why we have this ultra-basic sex education to begin with so it needs to become more in-depth. I had to learn about how to approach sex by learning all the theory from books about BDSM and the mindset from the blogs of a few pornstars who go around educating people about sex as a side-gig. I shouldn't have had to go to those lengths to get a grasp of stuff this important.

[Serious] do you have a childhood trauma you got over either way how are you?

There's way too many childhood trauma's I've had growing up. None of them I've gotten over. It's always existing in the back of my head, but slowly creeps out which disrupts my day to day life.

What's a real good acting you saw in a porn movie that made you thought that porn actor should be in regular movies?

who tf watches the story/dialogue of a porno? smdh

You are in a room with the last fictional character you saw for 24 hours . What happens?

I have an extremely interesting intellectual conversation with a Starfleet Officer who is also an android.

What is the difference between a machine and a robot?

all robots are machines not all machines are robots

What is a weird thing you do that you came to realize isn’t normal?

Existing :)

What mobile phone do you use?

a google pixel a phone so fucking creepy that when i went to the liquor store, it asked me when i got home if i wanted to keep the stop on my timeline. cuz, y'know, just in case i'm a secret drunk who's trying to keep my boozing on the down low i like 95% of the phone and the other 5% is creepy af

What would Gen Z's or Millenial's arguments with their children in the future be like if they led off with "Gen Z built this country" or "Back in my day"?

"Back in my day, we got offended so much more easily than you kids"

You are now back in time and working on the titanic what will you do?

Find binoculars for the lookout tower

How do you know you exist?

I shit therefore I am.

What would you do if we are in the matrix?

Eat the steak.

What advice would you give to someone planning to move out for the first time?

When you get your new place, check your smoke alarm batteries.

What are some of the worst red flags in a new relationship?

They talk crap about everyone in their life, they're the poor victim in every story.

Which fictional event, set in a year that has now passed, do you most wish had happened?

World destruction in 2019 about that clock, man wish it happened.

Is anyone truly happy with their work-life balance? If so, what do you do?

the best balance is not working, and living life to the fullest

What is your “there’s a bug in the simulation” moment?

When your mom always find the disappeared stuff

what is something that happened to you as a child that was swept under the rug/dismissed because you were a child?

All of my feelings, concerns about my mental health, growing hatred for my own family, suicidal thoughts, pleads for help...those are the main ones

If you could go back in time and witness a major historical event which would it be?

Woodstock.

Whats a dream that you’ve had that has genuinely fucked you up?

Had a dream once that my dad died. Freaked me out so much that I woke up and had to call him right away to make sure he was OK

What was revolutionary at the time, but now is ordinary?

Fire

What are the chances that Wolverine would have to go to the doctor due to kidney stones? What about his healing factor?

I’d say pretty thin. I don’t think his diet is very rich in oxalate. I see him eating a high protein diet with lots of water and lots of booze. I’d also be curious how his healing factor effects his metabolism. I know Deadpool can’t get drunk because of his but Wolverine’s isn’t as high powered as Wade’s healing factor.

What's the future of the Internet?

Blockchain

When was a moment were you told an organization or a person that they are clearly scamming?

Walking through downtown Manhattan and had a guy try to sell me his mixtape. Ask him to spit a verse first. He immediately turned his attention to the next person walking. Edit: changed word (good to his)

What is one trait that could turns someone from a 10 to a 5?

When their main source of entertainment is talking shit about other people.

If you can take a vacation anywhere in the world for 1 week all paid by a lottery, where would you go?

India

What's the loudest / most obnoxious kids toy you can buy online?

Recorder

What is one piece of advice that you learnt from your job you'll give to people?

Don't date people you work with. /facepalm

What would you tell your younger self if you met them now?

Buy Bitcoin.

If your workplace or school had an accurate slogan, what would it be?

Everyone passes everything

People that found out they're really into sniffing women's underwear, when did you stumble upon that and how has it affected your life?

What the fuck

What’s a book series that didn’t disappoint?

The five books of the Hitchhiker's trilogy.

What is your favourite copypasta?

Currently it’s the chad with the speech bubble

Who do you think is the most famous person in the world and which country are you from?

Donald Trump. Kentucky.

If Robin Williams was still alive, what character do you think he could play in Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Mork

How far away is Mars?

like... really far

What's something you did when you were very young you got punished for that you think was unnecessary?

When I was a kid, we just arrived at my grandparents cabin. My younger cousin jumped into a pond and got wet when he wasn't supposed to. I was with him but told him not to do it. He got in trouble and was grounded to the indoors. He saw me through the window playing outside and threw the biggest tantrum. My uncle told me that I was grounded as well because I didn't stop him from jumping in the pond. I had to stay indoors the rest of the day.

What moment in your life do you wish would have never ended?

I made some really good Mac and cheese a week ago. Nearly cried when I finished it.

Ladies, an actor/actress wants to lick your clit. Who do you want him/her to be?

NSFW this

What’s on weird thing your family does that no one else does?

We are honest with each other

What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

I jumped off a fence when my foot got caught on it so instead of face planting i stuck my hand out and broke it on impact. No one saw it ha!

What sentence proves a persons sanity?

Biden won the election fair and square.

What are good dinner/ food options for a Netflix n Chill night in? [SERIOUS]

Oven nachos, hands down.

What are some of the most interesting/funny sayings or sentences you have heard?

"Pleased to meet you and meat to please you!"

[serious] What's something you saw a stranger do that made you happy to see?

Just now I saw someone finally picking up after their puppy on my front lawn. I live on a corner lot and so many people just leave it for me to clean up. Definitely made me happy to see lol

Ladies, which sex position do you like the most? Why?

Doggy style Very easy to get pounded and makes for ideal hair pulling

What's something that isn't possible to "fake it til you make it"?

Disarming bombs.

What is your signature move?

Depression

What’s the creepiest encounter you’ve ever had that has stuck with you?

i was in 6th grade when this happened and i was about 12. i was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time and we were walking around her neighborhood for a bit before we realized we were being followed by a man in a red truck. we very quickly walked to her house and we thought nothing more would come of it. a day later we heard about a kidnapping in her neighborhood with a suspect who owned a red truck

What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard while someone was sleeptalking?

“what the- not my toes”

What do you think is more well known and why, Sonic the Hedgehog or Ed Edd n Eddy?

What is up with you and these questions, man? You’ve been asking the same things for the past 6 months or so.

What was life like before the turn of the millennium?

It was a simpler time. I miss it.

The world is restarting you have the option to give the first human life in the new world, 5 objects/ things/ advice to successfully start the new world with. What 5 things are you giving them?

Machete, flint, tell them about farming, warn them about storms, tell them to find/make

What would you do if you had to dogsit an unsocialized 9 month old pup that tried attacking your pug and you?

Not agree to dog sit it

What are some common scams in tourist areas?

Stay away from the people standing around with exotic birds.

Your playing the Walmart game. You have to pick out three items that will freak the cashier out the most. What three items you picking?

Walmart cashiers are dead inside, they ain't gonna care. Retail does that to people.

If somebody's trying to gaslight you into thinking you're crazy, how do you gaslight them back as revenge?

Ignore them. Act as if they don’t exist. Narcissistic people can not stand to be Irrelevant. It’s the easiest and sweetest revenge.