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What are two characters in a movie or tv show who claim to be enemies but wouldn’t think twice when it comes to saving the other? | Plankton and Mr. Krabs |
What's one thing you regret? | Not being bold or brave enough to do something |
What song lyrics did you hear completely incorrectly? | Blank Space by Taylor Swift. When she says “long list of ex-lovers” I always thought she was saying something about Starbucks |
What unsolved/unresolved mystery has stayed with you? | The disappearance of Frederick Valentich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Frederick_Valentich?wprov=sfla1
Not a believer in Aliens, but still a very strange mystery. |
What’s your best advice for becoming resilient? | This too shall pass. Good or bad nothing is forever. |
What’s some good advice or tips to make new friends at a summer camp kinda thing? | Ask people what type of music/games/movies they're into and see if you have overlapping interest
And if you find you guys don't have anything in common ask them to tell you more about what they like
And remember being friendly and smiling are always helpful |
What's a common misconception about your job? | My bosses seem to be under the impression that I actually do it |
What is cute in romance movies but weird in real life? | Almost everything they do. |
What's a TV show where EVERY episode is good? | Seinfeld |
What is your opinion on attractive people who see beyond physical appearance and date people less attractive than them? | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
[Serious]What are your thoughts on the saying 'What does not kill you, makes you stronger'? | Its a good saying, but should not be taken literally. |
Which is the food (preferably different cuisine or from a different country) you never ate in your life (20+ years min.) and became part of your regulars now? | Butter chicken |
What are you hiding inside your closet? | Myself |
What was your favourite childhood show? | Doug….Recess….Arthur |
What fetish seems to have exploded in popularity? | Anal |
Hypothetically You meet your exact clone just the opposite sex. Do you fall in love with them since it is exactly you, just opposite sex. why or why not? | Probably not, I have standards |
What products are needlessly marketed specifically to one gender? | Razors |
What’s a good movie that you could watch over and over again? | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story |
If you could be one cheese, what cheese would you be and why? | Dickcheese |
What is the craziest thing you have done, and never got caught? | Responded to this post... Living on the fucking edge pal |
What’s your “fuck, not again” story? | Every time there's a cheater in my CSGO games.
See someone spinning. I pray someone abandons so we can surrender |
What’s the most attractive feature on a person when it is disproportionate? | Small tits and a big ass |
What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens? | That you actually are the alien and your ancestors got stranded here long ago. And you'll never feel true happiness or contentment as long as you are away from your species home planet. |
What are some fun motivational phrases while at the gym? | Up! Up! Up! |
What is your worst story working for a “we’re not coworkers, we’re a family” type of job? | Being told the family stuff while being paid below minimum wage, less than the owners 18 year old son who had zero experience, and always getting a sit down literally for any bad review that would inevitably, naturally, normally pop up every couple months out of the thousands of customer. |
You’re high. Very high. What song do you want to hear? | Smoke Two Joints |
What is the worst advice you’ve ever gotten and from who? | 'Live every day like it's your last'.
Co-worker lived by this rule for a year. Is now $200,000 in debt and declaring bankruptcy. |
Looking back to when you were a kid, what are some things you miss? | I miss thinking people were all good. Like racism was just something you learned about in history books and sexism was over when women got to vote. |
If the south were to wage war on the north (USA) (Civil war 2), who would win? | Nobody wins. Read a book about the first one. |
How will your enemies know it was you? | That's just it. They won't |
What's an album that just has one or two good songs and the rest are crap? | Just about all of them really. |
What is your favorite hobby & Why? | Wanking |
what's the most useless expensive thing you own? | My college diploma |
People who live in the Southeast region (USA) what is the most southern food? | Key West Lime Pie |
Which CoD villain had the most Chad energy? | I played CoD for years and I can't name one villain. |
What is an album where every song is good that was released AFTER 2010? | Alt-J’s first album — an awesome wave. Even the interludes are mesmerizing |
If cereal mascots were real, which one would you trust the least with your kids? | I think the Trix rabbit should be on a list of some kind. He knows he's not supposed to have that cereal, yet constantly seeks it after repeatedly told not to. He might also be after more than just the cereal. |
[Serious]How to not be that annoying, weird, and awkward person? | Listen more than you talk and seem interested in what they are saying. Takes the pressure off you. |
[Serious] How do you guys manage your stress at work to stay professional? | Ignore unnecessary stuff and opinions |
What is considered lazy, but is really useful/practical? | Nap when you need one. Far more practical to get a power nap in So you can be more productive when you wake up rather than dragging on the whole day. |
What is the most underrated singer that you love? | My wife. |
What is the worst thing you have found in a bathroom/restroom? | Somelne bad shat in the tap and spreaded it all over the fucking mirror, at my school |
If you could know the origin of any video, which video would it be? | 2 girls 1 cup. Like, fucking.. why? And how much did y'all get paid for that crap? |
What's the weirdest habit(s) that you have? | I like to eat ice cream with a fork (the smaller dessert fork). |
What music are you going to show to your children growing up? | I won't likely have children, but if I do, one of the things I'll have to show them is Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds album. I have good memories of my own father digging out the record player so I could listen to the vinyl. I love that album. |
What period in history would be the easiest to get laid in besides present day? | Assuming you're a male seeking to have sex with a female, just after any war when large portions of the male population removed themselves from existence. |
Whats the worst case of nice people finish last have you ever witnessed? | Seen a lot of very nice women in domestic abuse shelters lose everything running from their husbands. |
What's the worst thing you've done for money? | 6 years total in retail. |
What is that one comeback line you've been saving that you have been dying to use? | You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. |
What is one thing you know about your friends they don’t think you know? | She has a Disney sock collection. |
What's the cruelest thing anyone ever did to you in high school? | My entire grade voted for me and my twin sister as prom king and queen..you can see where this goes. |
What is one thing you could never muster up enough courage to do? | shave my head |
People who met up from Omegle, what's your story? | Got an fwb from there. I was just lucky I guess |
To any atheists who say "omg", why do you do it? | It's a common way to express surprise or exasperation. |
What's the most useful "Superpower" you can think of? | Time stop is universal the best as long as there isn’t stupid drawbacks or technicalitys |
If the multiverse theory is correct, how would you want your doppelgänger to be different from you? | Well for one i hope every doppel has a different personality, some be really successful and others living under the bridge, i would like to meet a version of me who had a very interesting life and learn about his experiences. |
Say money and political walls weren't an issue. What would be the first steps in saving our planet? | Entirely electric cars, build an orbital solar farm for power, cut beef out of everyone's diets.
There. That's it. Global warming is more or less taken care of. It's not *easy*, but it's so comically *simple*. And we're only not doing it because of money, political walls, and cultural tropes. |
People who live in Northeast Region (USA, includes New England region) what is the most northern food? | I'm going to consider PA in the North East. Cheese Steaks. |
How much is a beer in your City/Country? | Around 0.5 to 1€ for a 500ml bottle. |
What is something you wish people would stop saying? | Trump is going to run again. 😆.
It's just sad and gross and tragic |
What is the dumbest thing that has ever been said to you? | My brother seriously once tried to suggest that perhaps having a baby would help my depression.
I thought he was smarter than that. |
What was the most unexpected character death? | Ned Stark is the most unexpected at the time and yet should be the most expected in retrospect. |
What place is great to visit but unfortunate to live in? | Vegas |
What was the stupidest thing that scared you as a child? | Those open street sewers near sidewalks.....I always thought I'd fall in. |
How much was minimum wage when you got your first job? | $5.15. but with all the free rentals from Blockbuster i thought it was the best job ever. |
What’s the main thing you look for in someone that is a must? | Nice to animals |
People who refuse to have children, Why?? | Popping out a crotch goblin and having to support it for 18 years at the minimum is a terrifying thought. Plus I like having a fat bank account. |
what is the dumbest conversation you and a buddy ever had? | Talking about rich people in a post apocalyptic setting and the things they'd do to maintain their lavish lifestyle
Like peeing on their butthole after the bidet stops working |
How’s your day been? | Assy |
[Serious] What is the worst crime you have personally witnessed? | Helped with CPR on a 6month old kid. Noticed lots of bruises. The kid went to the hospital, the dad went to jail. |
What are some legendary song lyrics? | Somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me... |
What is your favorite one liner you used at work that could have easily had you fired? | I worked in a kitchen for a long time…
…so literally every other sentence that had come out of my mouth…
Like asking a server…”who the fuck do these people think they are!? Tell them to fuck right off!” |
What is an otherwise totally mundane thing to most people that terrifies you? | Pooping what if it is actual diarrhea and ruins my day and peeing because what if I accidentally poop |
What something about a sport you play that people think its easy but its really not? | securing the takedown |
What if you think you can do something but found out that if you didn't do something that means you can't do that thing you didn't do because of how ur biologically made which is to not do it? | What. |
What are the most disturbing aspects of the porn and sex work industries? | You think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. ... You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse |
Why do you believe in bible if at all? | Because I like believing in something. That’s about it to be honest |
God, no God, why, why not? | I believe that it is good to believe in something. So yeah. |
How can a stranger impress you? | Hugging me all of the sudden. |
People who are or were in wheelchairs have you done stunts in them and if so what? | I definitely would |
What is one dish everyone should eat at least once a month? | Pasta! |
What's gotta be seen to be believed? | it's a cliche but it really is the grand canyon
been lots of places and nothing is as poorly represented in pictures and videos as the gc. it is really fucking big and you can't grasp it until you see it in person. |
Who is the coolest person in the whole world? | Ryan Reynolds |
What job doesn’t get the respect it deserves? | Trash collectors |
People with unique names, what was your most awkward situation? | People can't really tell the difference between my first and my last name . |
When has paranoia saved you from potential harm? | Had an awful gut feeling about my sister's at the time boyfriend. Even went out of my way to sabotage the relationship
Not even a month after they break up he gets arrested for fucking a 12 year old |
What is the situation in which you have been most attached to the person you like? | When I was elbow deep in his ass. Quite the connection. |
You can choose a side effect for the first person to to your comment, but they can choose the superpower that it goes with. What is the side effect? | Instantaneous and irreversible death |
What is your least favorite word? Preferably from someone who has studied/is a major in English? | i do not like the word ‘toot’ |
What is the most overrated video game? | GTA or CoD |
Religious folks, why do you believe in the religion you believe in? | Young earth creationism |
Haves you ever started (or tried to start) a trend? If so, what was it? | bowling shoes |
What's the best use of $20? | pot |
What's the easiest way to make MONEY on the internet? | Idk but I’m down to sell feet pics. 🦶 |
Which top athlete, male or female, wouldn’t even be top 10 if they were in another sport? | Everybody |
People who have had interactions, in any way, with your celebrity idol: what was your experience like? | Above and beyond my highest expectations (Brad Meltzer) |
What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy? | Eating Lobster |
What song never fails to make you smile? | [Smash Mouth - All Star](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYG7sMtb6u8) |
What's something that other people would hate to happen to them, that you would love if it were to happen to you? | Death |
What would change if humans evolved to hibernate in the winter? | I would hibernate during winter |
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