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(SERIOUS) Whats the worst thing you've seen on the internet that scarred you for LIFE? | Child pornography of my sister and I. |
If you could change any one plot event in any tv show or movie, and all other subsequent events would follow that organically, what change would you make? | I'd have the universe randomly blow up at the end of Return Of The Jedi. Subversive, controversial, but final. |
What would you like to say on your deathbed? | I told you I was sick. |
What is a behavior that makes someone seem like a jerk real quick? | Littering. |
Do you think having a dash cam is worth it, and why or why not? | Even if it saves you once in your lifetime, it's worth it. |
Have you ever asked someone why they kept coming back if they didn't like the food, serviceetc? What was the response? | the answer would probably be not having a convenient better option.
like there's 3 vegetarian restaurants in my city, and 2 of them are ragtag little affairs.
you better try to like the service, or you're eating at the one across town. |
If there was a social media platform that was to disable its users from commenting, which one should it be? | Twitter. |
What's a strange reoccurring invasive thought that you've had? | Oh there's a semi, I should just *swerve*
Hmm, bridge... *Swerve*? |
You know what you did, and the damage it caused, why did you do it? | Because I exist not to please anyone, but to spite god |
If people believe in evolution, why do we still keep monkeys in the zoo? | Bananas share about 60% of the same dna as humans AND WE EAT THEM!?!?!?! |
What are your sleep aids? | I use a fan and take ambien, 4 benedryl, and 3 muscle relaxers. |
People who have moved far distances with little to no money, what’s your story? How far did you move and with how much money, why did you decide to leave, and how do you feel about your decision today? | Moved from the UK to Canada with no job pretty much 2 weeks after graduating to be with a girl I had met on a year abroad. 3000 miles with about 2000 bucks or 2 months rent in Toronto. That was seven years ago. We are still together, just bought a little dog and are renovating a teardown in a small town in southern Ontario with jobs we both love. Left for love, but couldn't have imagined everything going so well and the UK is rough place to be young in the last decade. |
What's always funny no matter how much many times you see/hear it? | [Boyfriend taps breaks and girl gags on spoon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lO1NsWMMh4g) |
What is the absolute worst movie you have ever seen? | Battlefield Earth and it's not even close. Makes Plan 9 look like The Godfather. |
What is the best example of the saying, "You've won the battle, but you've lost the war"? | When my wife gives up and tells me that I'm right |
Is having more than modest immoral? Is it immoral to live in a 10 million dollar house when you can live in a 250k house and use the rest of on helping humanity and save multiple lives.? | Don't feel too bad about buying nice things that last. When you have a million dollar home built you pay a shit tone of people money and you have a nice thing that will last generations.
However, I would caution against buying cheap shit that breaks fast and just ends up in a landfill somewhere.i think that is the greater evil. |
Interview tips for someone who is super introverted and lacks social skills? | This is a great question. If over the phone, stand up. You’ll sound more alive and awake. I always forget to smile (even in-person) so do your best to smile, even (and especially) when over the phone. People will be able to hear your smile.
Think ahead and write down concrete examples and short stories you can tell that relate to the job or questions you might get asked. Stories are compelling to humans and people will listen.
Ask good questions. Ask about THEM and their experience. People love talking about themselves. And it gets it off you for a minute.
If you can do a practice interview with someone, it will help a ton even if they don’t ask any of the same questions.
And the end of the day - be confident! We introverts have a lot to offer and if you go in knowing you’re the right person for the job, you can do it! |
Your city has decided to erect a statue of you. What will it look like? | Me |
What was Jeff Bezos like in high school? | Still a cock eyed freaky. With slightly more hair though |
What is the weirdest or dumbest thing that someone did at your school? | 2 guys smeared shit all over the locker room. Turns out it wasn't even their shit. |
What celebraty did you high-five? | Ralphie May |
If you could watch a time lapse of your entire life from start to finish, would you watch it, knowing you will see when/how your life is going to end? | Yes. And then with the help of owen wilson i would find the female version of myself and go on an adventure to the end of time. |
If you were a villain what would your powers and alias be? | Localized Chronomancy
Eon
I'd kill people by reversing time around them turning them into fetuses and stomping on them as I say "You've been aborted." |
What is the most public space you had sex in? | Denny’s parking lot during the day time |
What are some unpopular musicians or bands that deserve more recognition? | Bo Burnham! |
What would you like to watch for the first time again? | The Dark Knight |
What are your interactions with karens that you sadly couldn't record? | I was at the grocery store with my wife and kids and some random Karen started yelling, "Hey! Hey! Black man! The chicken is that way!" then her husband said, "Black man, don't steal my bike!"
I tried to record it but my phone was stolen by a white teenager. I asked the manager to do something and he literally just said, "well, sir, what can I say? That really is where the chicken is. And the watermelon is near the front of the store."
I guess they didn't realize I am a surgeon and my father literally designed the building back in the 70s. |
Which TV show/movie gives you a heavy dose of Nostalgia? | Suite life of Zack and Cody |
Men who sit down when they pee, why? | Why not? |
What's your "I feel like something is watching me" story? | Not entirely sure its a bit hazy but i vaguely remember a stack of money with googley eyes. |
If you were suddenly given all of bezos’s money, what would you spend it on? | Eradicating global warming and hunger |
People who have moved far distances with little to no money, what’s your story? | I took out a $10k loan to move across the country for a job right out of college |
Your username is the reason your horny, what turned u on? | Experimental buttstuff. |
What's the worst thing you thrown in a fight with your siblings or other family members? | Nothing, ever. I don’t throw/ break things, just don’t have that response |
What modern day item would you choose to most blow the mind of someone from the 1500s? | Jackrabbit- the “adult” version |
What is a food that is so good, yet is highly underrated or underappreciated? | I am Filipino and let me say, if you have not had GOOD Lumpia, Sans Rival or Pancit you ain’t living |
[Serious] Question to men, how romantic are you when in a relationship? | Extremely so.
I wrote serious poems for both my exes.
I like to express it. I like to show her that she's special. I like to caress her. I like to get her flowers randomly. I like to stand by her when things get rough, and make sure she feels secure. |
[Serious] Women have 'chick lif'. What is the male equivalent, dick lit? What kind of books or authors are prominent in the genre? | Chicks and....dicks? Why not "dudes"? |
Who is someone really famous where you're from that the rest of the world doesn't know? | Chris LeDoux |
What's an album where EVERY song is bad? | Guns N Roses, the Spaghetti Incident is a pretty solid choice for wall to wall bad songs. It's all covers of other bands songs from the 60s to the 90s. Like they put in enough effort into it to where they actually learned the music but the actual musicians clearly had no passion for recording the album. On top of that Axl Roses ruined everything he's touched since 1989 so that just added to the album almost seeming like parody. |
Marvel Cinematic Universe has 70 actors who were nominated for an Oscar, which one is your favorite? | Samuel Motherfucking Jackson |
What's a piece of common adult knowledge that, when you learned it, made the world seem less fun? | The inevitability of death and taxes. |
If your cat could talk, what would it say? | Meow meow motherfucker |
When did a political action directly affect your day-to-day life? | Trump not listening to the CDC and fighting back against masks and vaccinations. Now we're here. |
What classic movie would be completely different if it were made today? | Blazing Saddles, holy shit that would get destroyed by Woke and Cancel Culture |
(NSFW) (Serious) What has been the most traumatic experience you have ever been in/witnessed? | The phone call from my fiancees dad telling me she had been killed in a wreck July 5th coming back from fire works and hanging out with her grandparents. Her mom, her, and her sister all died and he was in the icu for a while. She had left to got home for the 4th and I didn't wanna be a burden because I had broken my leg and didn't wanna slow them down. I was already worried cause I didn't hear from them for a few days. When I got that phone call. It was the most pain I've ever been in. It felt like my heart stopped working. My body shattered and my mind had nothing running through it. My vision was black and everything just stopped working. I was breathing fine but felt like I was gasping for air. It's the only time in my life I've truly hit the panic button. I couldn't process what he had told me. I was living with her at the time and my apartment was empty it was just me. My dog sensed something wrong and he didn't know what to do either. I tried calling my best friend and she could hear me breathing heavy and sucking wind but I didn't know what too say the words wouldn't leave my mouth I was stunned. She showed up about 10 minutes later she ran out of work cause she thought I was having a heart attack. She showed up before the cops did as she didn't know what happened. They thought I was having a stress induced stroke but I was in shock. When I finally came to my senses I cried for hours and my best friend was there she didn't say a word just just kinda held me. I was watched by friends and family for months as everyone was scared I might do something stupid. I stopped eating, I stopped drinking, and I stopped sleeping. I was truly broken. Just hearing her name would make me break down in tears. I still break down on the 4th and 5th and her birthday. I never got over it. It still effects me to this day. |
How did you dispose of your masks now that we don’t have to wear them anymore? | I still wear mine, I’m vaxxed too. I just think most people are disgusting and I’m happy to have an excuse to mask up and block all the garbage |
What’s the most “useless” superpower that could beat Superman? | Warner Brothers 🤣 |
What are we calling this new class of mullet touting, pit viper wearing dude that dresses like it is the 80’s? | Incestial residue. |
What would happen if everything was reversed, like, instead of you wanting to be happy, you want to be sad etc? | People out there want to be happy? |
What if a spaceship from another dimension crashed in your backyard but the people in it were only four inches tall? What would you do with them? Who would you show then to? | To greet them I’d get down on the ground and make sure I was eye level to establish a sense of equality. Offer my phone if they needed to make a call or get an answer from google or something. Then invite them into my cabin and make them a family favorite recipe.
I wouldn’t show them to anyone unless they specifically asked me to.
Just enjoy their company and hope that they probe my asshole for critical information . I’ve been waiting for this moment. I love being helpful. |
What makes you feel old? | The constant pain of existing. |
How does git work? | 1. Have shotgun.
2. Have porch and be on it.
3. Brandish shotgun at trespassing kids and yell, "Go on, git !"
Optional : be grizzled old man or wild-haired old woman. |
What is the weirdest thing you remember doing (accidental/not) when you were a kid? | shitting in the driveway because i was afraid that i would overflow the toilet |
If you made a mistake that cost your company millions of dollars, what would you expect to happen? | Promoted or fired, depending on how high up on the management chain I am. |
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever come across in the YouTube comment section? | school shooting make me happi |
What are some jokes you actually chuckled at? | Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan. |
What would happen if a blind person took a pshychadelic drug? | They will have closed eyed visuals. |
If the whole world suddenly started petitioning to revert culture by 40 years would you sign it? Why/why not? | I'm a woman, so no thanks. |
What's something you were surprised to discover you'd been doing all wrong? | I used to apply conditioner before shampoo because I thought it was supposed to be used in alphabetical order. No wonder my hair was so rough. |
What is the best solution to a problem in general? | Turn it off. Then turn it on. |
People who have known or still know a Psychopath, what was it like and how did they impact your life in a negative or positive way? | Former boss. Not a confirmed diagnostic, but he said he took some tests and he's definitely in the sociopath/psychopath spectrum. He was a phenomenal liar. He could almost convince me even when I knew for a fact he was lying. He went straight to the top. He's currently a COO of a medium sized company. He would also throw anyone under the bus if that meant him going forward. |
If you could control anyone’s YouTube account for a day, what would you do with it? | Change the bank account the ad money goes into. |
What should be Earth's anthem? | hmmm |
What would be the theme song of your life? | Aria Math |
What's your favorite guitar solo from a song? | Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. I've legit cried listening to the solo. |
What are names equivalent to a "Chad" in other countries? | Kyle - Canada, although they're everywhere |
God is allowing you to make a new animal and the only caviate is you have to raise 100 of them till the end of their lifespan. What will you make? | Pot belly elephants |
Who is the worst person you have ever met, and why? | I want to say my ex-boyfriend. He was emotionally abusive in some ways. I'm not sure he realized this, but the effect it had on me doesn't change either way. |
Aliens suddenly come down from space and have a very important message to tell us humans, what do they say? | we want cows |
What's the one manual of instructions that you always skip through? | I skip every manual, tutorial, and anything of the like. |
Non Americans, what are some dating norms in your country? | We don't do cold approaches or use dates to get to know strangers. We get to know someone before pursuing them romantically, whereas in the US it seems almost the other way around. Honestly I find this weird and probably fuels harassment in US.
For that matter we don't really do dating or dates either - we tend to pick partners who we already know, and a relationship kinda develops from there. We don't have bases or sex on a third date rules/norms either. |
What is the greatest real life redemption story you have ever heard? | Saint Paul or Saint Augustine I suppose |
Men with bent dicks,does it hurt when you have sex? | I only have sex with women with bent vaginas |
Everyone in the world starts losing 10 pounds a week. You die when you hit 0. What will you do with your time left? | Eat more calories |
Does going to a therapist help with whatever feelings someone is dealing with ? | It absolutely can... provided you find the right therapist. Don't give up if the first one doesn't work. Just as not everyone learns the same way, not all therapists are the same. Just gotta find that one that finally breaks through to you. |
What is something on the internet that has scarred you for life? | The guy that cuts off his balls with a hatchet. Or the one who sits on a glass cup and it breaks inside of him. Both pretty brutal. |
What's the most rash decision you've made recently? | To quit my job and move 2000 miles to a city I’ve never been to |
(Manual Transmission/Stick-shift) What are some things/features nobody talks about? Like if somebody is learning to drive stick, most who know how will try to offer tips. What are the things nobody mentions, or talks about in conversation? | parking. parking brake with or without the car in first. equal disagreement on this point. |
What's the dumbest name you call your sibling that gets then unreasonably angry? | stuck |
What is one thing that is so sexualized in society but has nothing to do with sex? | Eating a popsicle.
Edit: thanks for the awards! |
If a zombie family decided to build a home, what would they call the living room? | The Buffet. |
why did you freak out in public? | I had a meeting at a library and my mom called me telling me to come home since the news announced schools will be cancelled due to COVID-19. I freaked out cuz going home right then and there wouldn’t really do anything and I had a meeting to get to! I started yelling on the phone in a pretty quiet library lol |
If the atmosphere circles the earth, what keeps the atmosphere and ozone together? | Gravity and molecular bonds. |
If you walked into your house after work and your pet became a human, what would they be like and how would you react? | He would be like where are my balls |
Can you make a statement starting with the word, “why?” Not a question, a statement… | Why is a very cool word. |
What is something that would make life easier? | Death |
Who is the strongest MCU character right now? | My vote would definitely be Scarlet Witch after watching Wandavision. |
People who still use Pandora, why? | I don't want to find music. I just thumb up what I like and thumb down what I don't like. Pandora does all the searching for me. Sure it may be clunky but it knows after a couple skips &/or thumbs down to play a favorite songs. |
What is the best/favorite thing hanging on your refrigerator? | cat |
What appliance you can't live without? | Toaster oven. I use it more than the regular oven. |
What big thing did you miss out on that would have changed your life? [serious] | In Mobile Alabama there is a mysterious philanthropist that gives cops thousands to give to people after fake pulling them over during the holidays. My buddies asked me to go bowling and he took his mom’s Jank old car. They try to stop people that look like they need help during the holidays. They all split the 5 thousand that they got. I could’ve gotten a 1000 dollars for no reason, but nooooo! I didn’t want to go bowling. |
What was the moment you realized that your hobby had become an addiction? | When it started impacting work and my family... |
Men, What is your favorite song by a female artist? | Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac |
Recently launched rockets haven't been leaving a white trail. What's changed with rockets to make this happen? | It's the 5G mind control canister dumping that they stopped doing, now that the vaccine chips are in place. |
What/Where would you be right now if you followed your childhood dream? | A garbage truck driver |
Is your best man/maid of honor still a part of your life? Why or why not? | Yes, she is my cousin and he is my husband's best friend and my daughter's godfather.
To be fair, it's only been 4 years (at 6:30pm tomorrow!) so give them time.
That's a joke, I can't imagine cutting either out of my life! |
What is worse?? The Sunday scaries 😰or the ganja paranoia 😲? | What the hell are you going on about? |
what’s a topic you’ll mansplain the heck out of to anyone that’ll listen just because its so interesting to you? | How Wilson was the worst president by far |
What game made you go "It's good to be back."? | Remake of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 |
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