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What is the worst experience you’ve been through ?	Christianity ..
What is your perfect crime?	What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
(Serious) What is the saddest thing that you have ever seen?	A doggo being abandoned by its family in the street :(
When faced with a trial, hoe do you pull through?	Yes I do hoe
What is a religious movement you are fascinated in, but will never join?	I wouldn't say fascinated, but I'd like to learn more about buddhism(not sure I spelled that right) hinduism(this too). Ive just been kinda lazy for the past 20 yrs
What food chain restaurant is overrated to you ?	Chic FIL a. It's just chicken. I can make better food at home.
What’s something you did as a kid or teen that you thought was fine, but now regret?	Aged
What are some words you should not use when writing essays?	Cunt
Gentlemans, once u have acquired a girlfriend, what you do?	I asked her if she wanted the girlfriend job, she informed me she’d be going for the wife promotion and sleeping her way to the top with the hiring manager on a regular basis. We’ll be married 8 years this December. Love this woman so much.
Who is an artist that takes themselves seriously but is just pure garbage/cringe?	Logan Paul
What is the most interesting or hilarious way to announce to your colleagues you are resigning?	By professionally informing them that you have accepted an offer to work at another more admirable company for more money and better working conditions. The toxic people in your workplace with be seething out of jealousy.
If your internal dialogue from today was transcribed for all to see, how do you come off?	A very horny mountain biker with big dreams I don't wish to be horny anymore I wish to be happy
What is a good (yet simple) tattoo design to show off multiple countries?	The globe
What are some things you can say to your lover that are both smart and sexy?	In space, reverse cowgirl and doggystyle are the same position.
What is the best game you ever played?	Bioshock. I never get tired replaying it.
What is your life theme?	"bbbbbbrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRReeeEEEEEEOOOW!!!!" -Mustang
What’s the most pointless argument you’ve had on the internet?	Over which kind of your to use. (You're and your). Dude on Discord argued with me for 10 minutes in dms over what one to use. Was all for laughs, but we put up real evidence behind it.
Why did you start/stop believing in God?	I started after I almost crashed into a pole at 80mph. Spun out instead of crashing.
What is the most unfair thing about love?	No matter how much you love someone, you can’t make them love you back
What makes you go from 😔 to 😍?	Thick lines of Coke
Why most people think that it's okay to mock vegans?	They make an assumption that most vegans have a certain attitude about people who live different lifestyles than themselves. News flash: the loud minority doesn't speak for the quiet majority.
What’s the best song to listen to while speeding?	Highway Star by Deep Purple
What porn kink is overly done?	The step-whatever.
You’ve been tasked with making a new sport for the Olympics, what is it and what are the rules?	Trackmania. Nadeo is in charge.
what project are you currently working on for your hobby, and if you are stuck, what has halted your progress?	I was working on this piezoelectric road model a few years back, sort of modified for traffic laden roads.( Piezoelectricity is basically a way to generate electrical current from mechanical force i.e any pressure applied on the piezoelectric device would translate into a weak current). The problem was that quartz is pretty expensive and buying piezoelectric crystals online was unreliable....ended up ditching it. Looking back on it, the efficiency of the device was pretty low and maybe not the most economic so maybe a good thing that I stopped working on it.
what is the coolest seasoning to stick on food?	Mint
What was the most ridiculous and stupid lie of your parents you believed in as a child?	If I touched the Christmas elf he would die. He scared me, so I wanted to murder him. I grabbed him by the throat and put him in the fridge so he would freeze. Parents had been moving him around before this to say he was always watching, but when they saw this they got freaked out and thought the other had moved it. To this day I hate that damn thing.
Which celebrity is actually a horrible person?	Amber heard
About to make a trip from Chicago, IL to Tampa, FL, making stops in Indianapolis, Nashville, and Atlanta; what are some must-see spots along the way?	i gotta save this thread. i used to live in a suburb of chicago, but right now i live in columbus, ohio. im helping my mom move down to west palm beach in a week (yes i know it’s on the opposite coast to tampa but like it would be the same route down), so i need to see what we can do to keep it interesting! (it will also be my first real road trip so)
What is the best and worst Toy Story?	Best: Toy Story 2 Worst: Toy Story 4
What quotes you know come from an unexpected place?	“Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.”
What do you think about representative democracy?	Constitutional republics are the worst form of government. Except for all the others. I kinda ripped that off from Churchill
If you live in the US and you’re unvaccinated, why?	I’m vaccinated but I can assume people don’t get the shot because the don’t trust for whatever reason. Could be because of silly articles or just untrue rumors. Also the percentage of the government that isn’t backing the vaccine isn’t helping.
Non native english speakers, what's a common proverb in your native language which sounds weird when translated directly into English?	"Gaand maar dunga" hindi and literally translates to "I'll ass fuck you" and yes you say this to men more often than women lol
What's a job people do that you have respect for that you don't think you could do or feel comfortable doing?	Any customer service job
How do you deal with people who become emotional when arguing - exaggerating, getting defensive, not able to listen well or see things from another perspective?	I step away so they can cool off.
When the guy from NASA said if people knew what they really do nobody would sleep at night, what did he mean?	What guy? When did he say this and where? C'mon people can't we even ask questions like adults here anymore?
Every scar on your body has a story. So what's your story?	mental health issues
You are now in charge of ending world hunger and stopping overpopulation, what do you suggest?	World hunger is a political problem. We have more food than we need. The planet isn’t over populated.
What companies will profit from climate change?	Halliburton come on stock
What was your highschool's open secret?	That 2 of the bathrooms were for smoking weed, the teachers knew but did nothing.
What is the best & worst thing Simone could talk about on a first date?	Unique facts about Simone, such as it rhymes with Timone, which is an excellent segway into a song and dance number.
What's the biggest "oopsie" (small mistake with immense consequences) in history?	Lord Mountbatten simply drew two lines on a map and declared the partition of India and Pakistan along those lines. Rest is bloody history.
What is your absolutely favorite "Quote" of all time?	"When you are good at something you will tell everyone,when you are great everyone will tell you"
What's your favorite American slang word or phrase?	'Merica \*eagle screech
Using only porn titles, how would you describe your job title?	3 diggers and a muddy hole
Since we all win arguments in the shower, what is one argument you'd want to re-do with your "shower sapience"?	Weather or not to ask out this girl, we fought and fought me and I, but he won and I asked out the girl. "Eww, for real?" - actual quote from 3 yrs ago
What is one song that always makes you feel happy?	Don't Look Back In Anger
What would you put on your tombstone?	"Call JG Wentworth. 877 CASH NOW! CALL NOW!"
You’ve just been trapped in the last video game you played. What game is it and how screwed are you?	Bloodborne. Fuck my life
What is the best and worst thing someone could bring up on a first date?	From my own real experience, their restraining order on them from their ex girlfriend. His explination made it worst...
Have you ever stumbled upon an ex or anyone else you know on PornHub, and then bumped into them while you were out and about? If so, what happened? Did you say anything?	I generally look where I’m going in order to avoid stumbling and bumping into things I’d prefer not to.
What’s a skill you learned from a job that’s very specific and also completely useless anywhere else?	Thanks to a very talkative coworker, I now know how to fix a fridge. We work in plumbing. We do not deal with fridges.
Why have a baby gender reveal party? why not just have a baby shower?	alot of people are stupid, gender reveal parties are stupid. so a lot of people will have gender reveal parties. makes sense to me
What is the best way to study physics effectively?	Step 1: Open Physics book Step 2: Read Step 3: Become Physicists You're welcome.
Hello gamers!! Honestly, why do you use hack while playing some games?	……kingdom hearts 1 back on the ps2. You could mess with the game by getting all of the player weapons like the key blades, sword, shield, wand, and the wooden sword. I used the wooden sword to kill the hardest boss sephiroth. Took me 6 hours but god damn it I did it.
What movie or series are you already planning on showing your future kids?	Avatar: The Last Airbender. Such great visuals, soundtrack, characters, story, you name it.
What are the health/environmental benefits of being vegetarian?	Don't think I'm being a dick here. I used to be vegan. The only health change is that you need more food and rapid weight loss in unhealthy areas. It's not very good for you. Just do a balance of both greens and meat, better all the way around.
What problems do men face in a relationship?	Men aren't supposed to have feelings, enjoy "girly" things, and are always portrayed as being lesser parents/caregivers
You die and have been reincarnated as the item on your right, what's your new life like?	A power outlet. At least I get to turn something on, right? ;-)
If you could turn into an Animal and live like you usually would without any issues, What would you be?	A dog in an upper middle class home
What are common mistakes that people with good intentions make because of ignorance?	Sometimes, people forget to say thank you. Even for small things. The most seemingly insignificant favors people do for someone do deserve to be thanked, no matter how small.
[Serious] If you believe in ghosts/the paranormal, why?	It's not that I don't believe in ghosts or spirits or whatever. I've seen one or two odd things in notibly haunted places that I can't really explain. Though honestly, no I don't. If they do exist, they don't fuck with me. And I'm okay with that. That being said, I have seen how the world is connected together through the living and the deceased through past, present and future and I believe there is a reason for people's experiences.
What moment made you choose a side?	I kept having nightmares that the woman I love would die in childbirth, so I was trying to find a way to save her when that time came. Then the chancellor was like bro I totally know how to do that and I was like wait what? And he was like become my apprentice and I'll show you and here I am
What do you want your taxes to pay for?	Free healthcare
What is the best way to tell whether someone is smart or not?	Talk to them for 10 minutes, should tell you everything you need to know.
What song makes you happy every time you listen to it?	Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
The alien warlords have abducted you and have allotted 10 minutes for you to prove humanity is worthy of not being eliminated. What will you do to satisfy them?	If they're coming to eliminate us and have space travel, they probably already are coming with a good reason to wipe us out. I'd probably just ask them to do some quick scan of us and identify humans they deem worth saving before killing the rest. Who knows what their values are, though. Maybe they will only choose to save people who know how to pickle vegetables.
What 80s movie should have a reboot?	My vote goes to [The Last Starfighter](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjIzMWIzMmUtM2E0MC00OTExLWIzYzEtNWIzNzg3M2VjZmQ5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg)
What are some examples of God having a sense of humor while creating the Earth?	Platypus
How Do You Determine If Someone Is Officially A Racist?	The red hat is a dead giveaway
What do you need to get off your chest?	I hate my fucking co-worker. Biggest prick there. Rude, arrogant and lazy. Does fuck all and tries to get all the praise. Will literally lick my boss’s boot for a bit of praise to boost his ego. Doesn’t know how to do his job right either. The amount of toilet breaks I’ve had to take because it’s either I take an angry shit/piss or knock his lights out. All in all I hope he doesn’t bring his stupid fucking saxophone to work again.
How much weight do you place on personality and looks OVER political party when dating?	I used to not care about political affiliation whatsoever (my wife of 16 years is extremely liberal, me much less so) but I cannot imagine dating anyone on the Right right anymore...they're either crazy or brimming with hate and/or stupidity
Which two songs sound better when they're both played at the same time?	Russian National Anthem and Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl.
Whats your favorite car?	Hard to choose one -[older one] BMW 2002
What is a weird NSFW history fact?	Genghis Khan raped a lot of women, he has a lot of descendants alive today
What song always makes you cry?	Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band
Who's an old internet personality/creator who's fallen into obscurity since their peak?	A bunch of old school call of duty players
Whats something people do that can cause you to get to a level of anger that you can think straight🤔🤔🤔🤔?	Chewing with their mouth open and slurping their food.
What’s something your good at, but hate doing?	Math, declamation and listening to people's problems
There's plenty of movies and books for vampires, zombies, and super heroes. What are some examples for genres that don't get much attention?	I’m a big fan of Alternate History.
You have to spend 1 billion dollars in the next three days or you will die - what's your plan?	Buy everything I want - then invest the rest in stocks and shares
The last item you've purchased murdered you. What killed you and how did it accomplish the task?	Some sort of junk food was probably what finally triggered the massive heart attack.
For everyone who has had a best friend for over a decade but then you decided that it was time to end it. What was the final sign, and did you ghost them or tell them straight up that you don't think you can be friends anymore?	I really do believe in the "people come people go , i don't pay it no mind " attitude U cant force relationships and sometimes life separates friendships, moving , kids, partners , etc. Just be happy for the ride you had, as long as u dont end it toxically theyll always be an acquaintance just dont be annoying and force anything If they force shit , then gladly ignore or block They are grown people and shouldnt be 100% emotionally dependent on u
What is definitely not a fun fact?	That no matter what you say or do even if you are the sweetest person who could improve everyone’s life by 💯. You will always have an enemy or an opposer which will just want to pinch you or scorn you .
What is your Vegas story?	Never been; no desire to go.
The JFK assassination is one, 9/11 is another. What was your generation defining moment?	CoronaVAAAAAARUS
It's two days until you get paid. You have $4.63 in change, you dug out of couch. You are hungry & thirsty. No food in the house & your water tastes funny. What do you buy?	A bus ticket to the nearest food bank
What is a product you bought that was life-changing?	An electric toothbrush
What are your top 3 Pixar films?	WALL-E, Ratatouille, Up
What is the dark side of falling in love?	The dark side of falling in love is holding another person responsible for your happiness
What would be the first thing you purchase if you hit the lottery?	My friends' college tuitions. They fucking deserve it, after putting up with me.
What was your first car?	78 malibu it was lime green
What’s the scariest nightmare experience you had ?	One that turned into a hallucination. Was on the shore when a huge tidal wave hit me. So realistic I still remember it to this day (was 30 years ago now)
What band or artist did disregard for years but then eventually fall in love with?	Amy Winehouse. Heard next to nothing about her till she died, then figured I was just hearing about her because she died. A couple years ago actually heard her music.
Whats a good way to deal with a loved one dying?	By spending as much time with them as you can and by holding on to your memories.
What’s a dream that you had as a kid but grew away from as you got older?	Used to dream of tornadoes
Men who stopped masturbating. How did you do it and why?	The waiter said it was bothering the other tables. Last time I go to that Chili’s.
What’s a TV Show where EVERY episode is good (tag spoilers please)?	We just did this one. Be original FFS.
What's your dream house like?	Paid for.

What is the worst experience you’ve been through ?

Christianity ..

What is your perfect crime?

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

(Serious) What is the saddest thing that you have ever seen?

A doggo being abandoned by its family in the street :(

When faced with a trial, hoe do you pull through?

Yes I do hoe

What is a religious movement you are fascinated in, but will never join?

I wouldn't say fascinated, but I'd like to learn more about buddhism(not sure I spelled that right) hinduism(this too). Ive just been kinda lazy for the past 20 yrs

What food chain restaurant is overrated to you ?

Chic FIL a. It's just chicken. I can make better food at home.

What’s something you did as a kid or teen that you thought was fine, but now regret?

Aged

What are some words you should not use when writing essays?

Cunt

Gentlemans, once u have acquired a girlfriend, what you do?

I asked her if she wanted the girlfriend job, she informed me she’d be going for the wife promotion and sleeping her way to the top with the hiring manager on a regular basis. We’ll be married 8 years this December. Love this woman so much.

Who is an artist that takes themselves seriously but is just pure garbage/cringe?

Logan Paul

What is the most interesting or hilarious way to announce to your colleagues you are resigning?

By professionally informing them that you have accepted an offer to work at another more admirable company for more money and better working conditions. The toxic people in your workplace with be seething out of jealousy.

If your internal dialogue from today was transcribed for all to see, how do you come off?

A very horny mountain biker with big dreams I don't wish to be horny anymore I wish to be happy

What is a good (yet simple) tattoo design to show off multiple countries?

The globe

What are some things you can say to your lover that are both smart and sexy?

In space, reverse cowgirl and doggystyle are the same position.

What is the best game you ever played?

Bioshock. I never get tired replaying it.

What is your life theme?

"bbbbbbrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRReeeEEEEEEOOOW!!!!" -Mustang

What’s the most pointless argument you’ve had on the internet?

Over which kind of your to use. (You're and your). Dude on Discord argued with me for 10 minutes in dms over what one to use. Was all for laughs, but we put up real evidence behind it.

Why did you start/stop believing in God?

I started after I almost crashed into a pole at 80mph. Spun out instead of crashing.

What is the most unfair thing about love?

No matter how much you love someone, you can’t make them love you back

What makes you go from 😔 to 😍?

Thick lines of Coke

Why most people think that it's okay to mock vegans?

They make an assumption that most vegans have a certain attitude about people who live different lifestyles than themselves. News flash: the loud minority doesn't speak for the quiet majority.

What’s the best song to listen to while speeding?

Highway Star by Deep Purple

What porn kink is overly done?

The step-whatever.

You’ve been tasked with making a new sport for the Olympics, what is it and what are the rules?

Trackmania. Nadeo is in charge.

what project are you currently working on for your hobby, and if you are stuck, what has halted your progress?

I was working on this piezoelectric road model a few years back, sort of modified for traffic laden roads.( Piezoelectricity is basically a way to generate electrical current from mechanical force i.e any pressure applied on the piezoelectric device would translate into a weak current). The problem was that quartz is pretty expensive and buying piezoelectric crystals online was unreliable....ended up ditching it. Looking back on it, the efficiency of the device was pretty low and maybe not the most economic so maybe a good thing that I stopped working on it.

what is the coolest seasoning to stick on food?

Mint

What was the most ridiculous and stupid lie of your parents you believed in as a child?

If I touched the Christmas elf he would die. He scared me, so I wanted to murder him. I grabbed him by the throat and put him in the fridge so he would freeze. Parents had been moving him around before this to say he was always watching, but when they saw this they got freaked out and thought the other had moved it. To this day I hate that damn thing.

Which celebrity is actually a horrible person?

Amber heard

About to make a trip from Chicago, IL to Tampa, FL, making stops in Indianapolis, Nashville, and Atlanta; what are some must-see spots along the way?

i gotta save this thread. i used to live in a suburb of chicago, but right now i live in columbus, ohio. im helping my mom move down to west palm beach in a week (yes i know it’s on the opposite coast to tampa but like it would be the same route down), so i need to see what we can do to keep it interesting! (it will also be my first real road trip so)

What is the best and worst Toy Story?

Best: Toy Story 2 Worst: Toy Story 4

What quotes you know come from an unexpected place?

“Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone.”

What do you think about representative democracy?

Constitutional republics are the worst form of government. Except for all the others. I kinda ripped that off from Churchill

If you live in the US and you’re unvaccinated, why?

I’m vaccinated but I can assume people don’t get the shot because the don’t trust for whatever reason. Could be because of silly articles or just untrue rumors. Also the percentage of the government that isn’t backing the vaccine isn’t helping.

Non native english speakers, what's a common proverb in your native language which sounds weird when translated directly into English?

"Gaand maar dunga" hindi and literally translates to "I'll ass fuck you" and yes you say this to men more often than women lol

What's a job people do that you have respect for that you don't think you could do or feel comfortable doing?

Any customer service job

How do you deal with people who become emotional when arguing - exaggerating, getting defensive, not able to listen well or see things from another perspective?

I step away so they can cool off.

When the guy from NASA said if people knew what they really do nobody would sleep at night, what did he mean?

What guy? When did he say this and where? C'mon people can't we even ask questions like adults here anymore?

Every scar on your body has a story. So what's your story?

mental health issues

You are now in charge of ending world hunger and stopping overpopulation, what do you suggest?

World hunger is a political problem. We have more food than we need. The planet isn’t over populated.

What companies will profit from climate change?

Halliburton come on stock

What was your highschool's open secret?

That 2 of the bathrooms were for smoking weed, the teachers knew but did nothing.

What is the best & worst thing Simone could talk about on a first date?

Unique facts about Simone, such as it rhymes with Timone, which is an excellent segway into a song and dance number.

What's the biggest "oopsie" (small mistake with immense consequences) in history?

Lord Mountbatten simply drew two lines on a map and declared the partition of India and Pakistan along those lines. Rest is bloody history.

What is your absolutely favorite "Quote" of all time?

"When you are good at something you will tell everyone,when you are great everyone will tell you"

What's your favorite American slang word or phrase?

'Merica \*eagle screech

Using only porn titles, how would you describe your job title?

3 diggers and a muddy hole

Since we all win arguments in the shower, what is one argument you'd want to re-do with your "shower sapience"?

Weather or not to ask out this girl, we fought and fought me and I, but he won and I asked out the girl. "Eww, for real?" - actual quote from 3 yrs ago

What is one song that always makes you feel happy?

Don't Look Back In Anger

What would you put on your tombstone?

"Call JG Wentworth. 877 CASH NOW! CALL NOW!"

You’ve just been trapped in the last video game you played. What game is it and how screwed are you?

Bloodborne. Fuck my life

What is the best and worst thing someone could bring up on a first date?

From my own real experience, their restraining order on them from their ex girlfriend. His explination made it worst...

Have you ever stumbled upon an ex or anyone else you know on PornHub, and then bumped into them while you were out and about? If so, what happened? Did you say anything?

I generally look where I’m going in order to avoid stumbling and bumping into things I’d prefer not to.

What’s a skill you learned from a job that’s very specific and also completely useless anywhere else?

Thanks to a very talkative coworker, I now know how to fix a fridge. We work in plumbing. We do not deal with fridges.

Why have a baby gender reveal party? why not just have a baby shower?

alot of people are stupid, gender reveal parties are stupid. so a lot of people will have gender reveal parties. makes sense to me

What is the best way to study physics effectively?

Step 1: Open Physics book Step 2: Read Step 3: Become Physicists You're welcome.

Hello gamers!! Honestly, why do you use hack while playing some games?

……kingdom hearts 1 back on the ps2. You could mess with the game by getting all of the player weapons like the key blades, sword, shield, wand, and the wooden sword. I used the wooden sword to kill the hardest boss sephiroth. Took me 6 hours but god damn it I did it.

What movie or series are you already planning on showing your future kids?

Avatar: The Last Airbender. Such great visuals, soundtrack, characters, story, you name it.

What are the health/environmental benefits of being vegetarian?

Don't think I'm being a dick here. I used to be vegan. The only health change is that you need more food and rapid weight loss in unhealthy areas. It's not very good for you. Just do a balance of both greens and meat, better all the way around.

What problems do men face in a relationship?

Men aren't supposed to have feelings, enjoy "girly" things, and are always portrayed as being lesser parents/caregivers

You die and have been reincarnated as the item on your right, what's your new life like?

A power outlet. At least I get to turn something on, right? ;-)

If you could turn into an Animal and live like you usually would without any issues, What would you be?

A dog in an upper middle class home

What are common mistakes that people with good intentions make because of ignorance?

Sometimes, people forget to say thank you. Even for small things. The most seemingly insignificant favors people do for someone do deserve to be thanked, no matter how small.

[Serious] If you believe in ghosts/the paranormal, why?

It's not that I don't believe in ghosts or spirits or whatever. I've seen one or two odd things in notibly haunted places that I can't really explain. Though honestly, no I don't. If they do exist, they don't fuck with me. And I'm okay with that. That being said, I have seen how the world is connected together through the living and the deceased through past, present and future and I believe there is a reason for people's experiences.

What moment made you choose a side?

I kept having nightmares that the woman I love would die in childbirth, so I was trying to find a way to save her when that time came. Then the chancellor was like bro I totally know how to do that and I was like wait what? And he was like become my apprentice and I'll show you and here I am

What do you want your taxes to pay for?

Free healthcare

What is the best way to tell whether someone is smart or not?

Talk to them for 10 minutes, should tell you everything you need to know.

What song makes you happy every time you listen to it?

Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

The alien warlords have abducted you and have allotted 10 minutes for you to prove humanity is worthy of not being eliminated. What will you do to satisfy them?

If they're coming to eliminate us and have space travel, they probably already are coming with a good reason to wipe us out. I'd probably just ask them to do some quick scan of us and identify humans they deem worth saving before killing the rest. Who knows what their values are, though. Maybe they will only choose to save people who know how to pickle vegetables.

What 80s movie should have a reboot?

My vote goes to [The Last Starfighter](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjIzMWIzMmUtM2E0MC00OTExLWIzYzEtNWIzNzg3M2VjZmQ5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg)

What are some examples of God having a sense of humor while creating the Earth?

Platypus

How Do You Determine If Someone Is Officially A Racist?

The red hat is a dead giveaway

What do you need to get off your chest?

I hate my fucking co-worker. Biggest prick there. Rude, arrogant and lazy. Does fuck all and tries to get all the praise. Will literally lick my boss’s boot for a bit of praise to boost his ego. Doesn’t know how to do his job right either. The amount of toilet breaks I’ve had to take because it’s either I take an angry shit/piss or knock his lights out. All in all I hope he doesn’t bring his stupid fucking saxophone to work again.

How much weight do you place on personality and looks OVER political party when dating?

I used to not care about political affiliation whatsoever (my wife of 16 years is extremely liberal, me much less so) but I cannot imagine dating anyone on the Right right anymore...they're either crazy or brimming with hate and/or stupidity

Which two songs sound better when they're both played at the same time?

Russian National Anthem and Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl.

Whats your favorite car?

Hard to choose one -[older one] BMW 2002

What is a weird NSFW history fact?

Genghis Khan raped a lot of women, he has a lot of descendants alive today

What song always makes you cry?

Colder Weather - Zac Brown Band

Who's an old internet personality/creator who's fallen into obscurity since their peak?

A bunch of old school call of duty players

Whats something people do that can cause you to get to a level of anger that you can think straight🤔🤔🤔🤔?

Chewing with their mouth open and slurping their food.

What’s something your good at, but hate doing?

Math, declamation and listening to people's problems

There's plenty of movies and books for vampires, zombies, and super heroes. What are some examples for genres that don't get much attention?

I’m a big fan of Alternate History.

You have to spend 1 billion dollars in the next three days or you will die - what's your plan?

Buy everything I want - then invest the rest in stocks and shares

The last item you've purchased murdered you. What killed you and how did it accomplish the task?

Some sort of junk food was probably what finally triggered the massive heart attack.

For everyone who has had a best friend for over a decade but then you decided that it was time to end it. What was the final sign, and did you ghost them or tell them straight up that you don't think you can be friends anymore?

I really do believe in the "people come people go , i don't pay it no mind " attitude U cant force relationships and sometimes life separates friendships, moving , kids, partners , etc. Just be happy for the ride you had, as long as u dont end it toxically theyll always be an acquaintance just dont be annoying and force anything If they force shit , then gladly ignore or block They are grown people and shouldnt be 100% emotionally dependent on u

What is definitely not a fun fact?

That no matter what you say or do even if you are the sweetest person who could improve everyone’s life by 💯. You will always have an enemy or an opposer which will just want to pinch you or scorn you .

What is your Vegas story?

Never been; no desire to go.

The JFK assassination is one, 9/11 is another. What was your generation defining moment?

CoronaVAAAAAARUS

It's two days until you get paid. You have $4.63 in change, you dug out of couch. You are hungry & thirsty. No food in the house & your water tastes funny. What do you buy?

A bus ticket to the nearest food bank

What is a product you bought that was life-changing?

An electric toothbrush

What are your top 3 Pixar films?

WALL-E, Ratatouille, Up

What is the dark side of falling in love?

The dark side of falling in love is holding another person responsible for your happiness

What would be the first thing you purchase if you hit the lottery?

My friends' college tuitions. They fucking deserve it, after putting up with me.

What was your first car?

78 malibu it was lime green

What’s the scariest nightmare experience you had ?

One that turned into a hallucination. Was on the shore when a huge tidal wave hit me. So realistic I still remember it to this day (was 30 years ago now)

What band or artist did disregard for years but then eventually fall in love with?

Amy Winehouse. Heard next to nothing about her till she died, then figured I was just hearing about her because she died. A couple years ago actually heard her music.

Whats a good way to deal with a loved one dying?

By spending as much time with them as you can and by holding on to your memories.

What’s a dream that you had as a kid but grew away from as you got older?

Used to dream of tornadoes

Men who stopped masturbating. How did you do it and why?

The waiter said it was bothering the other tables. Last time I go to that Chili’s.

What’s a TV Show where EVERY episode is good (tag spoilers please)?

We just did this one. Be original FFS.

What's your dream house like?

Paid for.