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What is the best way to find a hotel room in the US?
Google hotels near me. Or hotels in (insert location here) I suggest not using booking websites. Instead go to choice, Hilton, or ihg websites and do it directly.
What should one bake today?
Brownies
Where are you from and how much do you get paid an hour?
China 1$
What is one piece of mental health advice that you think it total BS?
It’s all in your head.
If you were stuck in a coffin/ vacuum type scenario with limited air supply and a bunch of plants how many would you actually need to survive and give you enough oxygen?
Question: is there light and water for the plants?
What seems practical/useful but actually isn't?
the humble fork
[Serious] What’s a pickup line you’ve used or received online that you can’t believe worked?
You're tall, I'm short, you'll be the tree, and I'll be the squirrel We're engaged
What would happen if world has no lust?
Ain't no fire without the spark, baby
What is the biggest flaw in all horror/Thriller movies?
People separating instead of staying together
What do you hate most about the human race?
Not enough orifices
What is the biggest 'backstab' moment that has ever happened to you?
I asked a girl out and my buddy knew this, he hit on her all night and since he is much better looking than me she made out with him. Tip: don’t invite good looking guys with you on a date
What show gets worse with each episode?
Dexter. Walking Dead.
Every sign has a story. What is the stupidest rule or sign you've seen that was still nessesary due to people's stupidity?
I bought a chainsaw that had a do not use on genitalia warning (I’ll pay double for this chainsaw if they remove that warning it will save the world from that level of stupid)
What thing makes you uncomfortable for no reason?
Fake eyelashes. Just looking at someone wearing those and struggling to blink makes me feel weird.
Have you ever felt pain in a dream? If so what was it?
Having my throat slit open and having to walk around holding it closed for 3 days I couldn't breathe in the dream either
Americans: If you could appoint any living person President, who would it be?
Bernie Sanders.
What horrible thing happened in your life, that changed your life for the better?
Broke my dominant hand so I had to learn to use my left, I’m now ambidextrous
What was your Basic Training / Boot Camp nickname?
i went a military camp but it was such that i didnt have to enlist so idk if i count but i was called crazy legs cus of how i run lol
What is your favorite brunch drink, mimosas or Bloody Mary, and why?
Vodka and soda, hold the soda
People With insomnia how do you deal with it?
I try not to lose sleep over it.
Europeans, Where are you from and what do you stress about the most in terms of where you live and the world around you?
UK - I’m not happy with the way the mainlanders see us. We’ve built this reputation for ourselves that we want to be different and I don’t identify with that personally. I wish we could all be civil about that
People that got their wisdom teeth out, how was your experience? Did anything crazy happen?
I was talking to the dentist one moment and the next moment I’m waking up with gauze and blood in my mouth. I did however have a breakdown because I couldn’t eat Mac and cheese because of the Novocain
You know the saying "You break it you buy it", have you ever had to actually buy something after breaking it? What was it and how much was it?
My sister broke something in the mall when we were kids and they made my mom pay for it.
What's the most inappropriate way to eat a family dinner?
Ass first
What is the worst smelling body odor you've ever smelt?
Necrotic foot, half rotted away.
People who badly want to die but have no plans of killing themselves how do you cope?
I live for my kids. If it wasn't for them I'd have been a dead man long ago. My life isn't bad I just struggle with mood swings from major depression.
When was the worst time to be alive in history?
being a poor young man living in nanjing in 1937
What is the total opposite word for a smother?
Sfather
Have you ever listened to an album and liked every song? If so, what album?
Abbey Road
What is a great album or song with a horrible title?
Bad
What event in your life made you question your own intelligence?
Joining the military.
People who leave mid-game, Why?
Oftentimes it's because real life called
After seeing all bad CoD games made, how would y’all feel if Infinity Ward finally made a CoD ghost 2?
I thought CoD Ghost was pretty decent. I really liked the campaign. The alien mode was iffy though.
Who would you rather have the opportunity to give advice to? Your 1 year old self? Your 10 year old self? Or your 25 year old self? Why?
10. At 1, I can't understand advice, and I'd already fucked up by 25.
What dog breed do you think people should stop buying?
Pug!
What's the punchline to the best joke you've ever heard?
So I kicked her in the pussy!
What time is your bedtime?
Whenever I want 😎
People who catcall: why?
My cat hides a lot and I cant find them
What is the most bizarre book you have ever read?
The Bible
your username is now your boyfriend/girlfriend, what are they like?
Fucking judgmental
People who play games what character from a game series do you want to kill and why?
Micah
What's more powerful love or lust?
Lust just brings pain
People that chew more than one piece of gum at a time, why?
Bigger bubbles.
What kind of technology do you think is inevitable 20yrs from now?
AI bots
If you could, what road-sign would you create to implement?
For implementation
What is 1 simple thing (could be done on most days) you’ve never done but want/wanted to?
Die
Dear gamers and people alike, what is the most basic Video Game you could play?
Pong.
If you could travel through time and space to find out an unsolved mystery from all of history, what would it be?
Day 1, is there a god?
What was the dumbest thing you did as a teenager?
Pregamed (consumed lots of alcohol) before going to a club for “teen night”. Whoever felt the least drunk was chosen to drive the group of us 40 minutes to the place. No one ever batted an eye to how insanely stupid and dangerous this was. Now I won’t even drive if I have one glass of wine at a restaurant. Naivety of my teen years is horribly embarrassing as I look back. I’m just lucky that nothing bad happened during those times.
What is the fondest memory you have of an encounter with a total stranger?
I was at a hockey game and thus guy bought me candy and the like
What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in public?
Being made fun of as a part of someone's class presentation, and having everyone the room, including the teacher, laugh in agreement.
Youtubers, what's the best piece of advice you have for someone looking to start a channel?
Make content that you want watch. Forget about the audience and keep up the work.
What made the quiet kid in your class go to the most popular kid?
He's one of two students being homeschooled. He slept with the teacher.
How did you figure out your purpose in life?
tried a lot of different things til i found something i was good at/enjoyed
What is your worst Karen story?
I was called a homophobic slur at work by one.
Which singer has the best voice?
Chris Cornell. (RIP) Or the guy from Bad Company.
If you could get rich and famous off of one specific, niche talent, what would it be?
Pooping without having to ever wipe
decentralized It doesn't exist. It's up to him to Centralized you only. Many people started talking about this word. So what's your opinion?
No clue what you are talking about.
What is an artist’s worse / most disappointing album?
for me it was kanye's jesus is king. I just expected more with all the delays and hype.
10 years ago, where did you imagine you were gonna be at this moment in your life?
Dead
What scene from a movie, TV show, or game gives you goosebumps every time you see it?
The this is Independence Day speech from Independence Day.
Whats a good first drink for an 18 y.o?
water
How hard is it to start a debt collection agency?
The cost isn't bad, the liability is very high. There are some very strict rules about debt collection and they are very easy to violate. You absolutely need to understand the laws inside and out as well as have a great lawyer.
What is the last thing you want to do before you die and why?
Heroin. Because if you're gonna go, you might as well feel great.
People who defend (white knight) the rich or large corporations, why?
oh that's what white knight means
What is something you thought was cool, but instantly regretted it?
Sex in the shower is not as great as many people think. Especially if you slip and fall, smashing your head.
Serious Answer only! What do you recommend when someone is having hard time of expressing themselves?
Writing my thoughts and feelings down (paper or phone) helps me. And then you can sometimes seeing that all in one location could give you the ability to express yourself to other people
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Betty White
What do you love now that you used to hate as a kid?
Naps
You’re a strip club DJ who’s been tasked with killing the mood; what song do you play?
Any one of a number of church hymns
What is the best movie to come out the year you were born?
The Sound of Music
Now that 2021 is finally here, what do you plan in doing this year?
Dude, we're over halfway through it.
What is your “wholesome” story?
I was in a very long line for an amusement ride. A lot of people cut in front of me but I didn’t do much to stop them. A girl in front of me saw this and offered for me to go in front of her. I politely declined but she insisted so I went ahead. In front of me was a group of people, as I waited quietly in line, one of them greeted me. We started to talk and had a good time. The girl from before joined in. Not really anything special but it felt nice, I felt like I fit in with them even though I was many years younger.
What’s something that never fails to make you cringe?
Reality dating shows
Who is the best Video Game protagonist?
Master Chief
What is something you thought was normal/OK as a child but is not OK that now you think about it?
Wanting to marry my dad as a little kid bc I loved him so much
What would happen if there was a limit on the maximum wealth a person can earn?
There would be less wealth concentrated in small groups. The money would still exist, just elsewhere.
If you could only respond with tv series or anime titles, how would you describe your best friend’s personality?
Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
If you could build your own country, which world leaders (past or current) would serve as your inspiration?
Genghis Khan without doubt
What is something that you want to do, but can't?
Be a billionaire
Why do you give a fuck?
I don't.
What do you believe in about yourself?
I’m capable, talented, and a valuable person.
What's the best job in the world?
one you enjoy and makes a lot of money good luck finding it
What the heck does this mean "your life doesn't have an objective objective"?
That your life is not destined for something so specific. Your lifes goals are up to you and subjective(open to interpretation and undefined)
What's one thing you think a person should do before dying?
Love someone unconditionally
If you are an adult, what children show soothes/heals your inner child’s soul?
Everyone's favorite sea sponge: SpongeBob SquarePants.
What job you had no idea it existed?
You can rent friends and family in japan and it's a pretty booming business. You can even rent enemies and people who'll disagree with you all the time.
To anyone above 45yo, what is one piece of advice about life you would give to someone who is 25?
Hug your mom tight and call her when you get home. Because one day, you won't be able to anymore.
What is something you said that made you lose your confidence 2 seconds later?
Bad jokes and overconfident statements. Basically when people dont really want to make eye contact, you know its bad.
Women: what has a man done to make you feel the most seen/valued in the workplace?
Honestly, just talk to me like an equal, beyond small talk or polite compliments.
What the weirdest thing you witnessed an animal doing?
While hunting in the woods with my dog i had to take a number 2, afterwards my dog ate it..
(Serious) If you or anyone you know faced arrest or legal issues because of social gathering during lockdowns, what happened and what’s your update?
I know someone who got into trouble because rules have changed literally the night before her wedding. They let her off in the end because she was able to convince them it was an honest mistake
What is you favorite song to jam to answer with a verse from the song?
Hey now, you’re an all-star
What's the biggest cultural shift you have seen in the past decade?
The Internet ig
What song(s) on your playlist do you almost always skip, but don't want to take off your playlist?
a lot of Pink Floyd songs just because they’re on the longer side
What's the smallest amount of money that will literally change the course of your life?
Power Ball tickets only cost $2 and you have a 1 in 200 million chance of winning. But you have to play to win.
How does one get an almost free Pizza?
Make it your self
What’s a good side hustle ?
Depends on your skills. Not my bag, but one of my coworkers is a Lyft driver on weekends. One of my other friends does in-home tech support or setup work. What would you WANT to do as a side-hustle? What are you good at?
What is the worst thing you've ever done?
I didn’t say bless you when someone sneezed
Would you get a COVID booster if needed? Why or why not?
Yes because I would rather get a shot than covid