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What song(s) define your personality/philosophy most? | Rolling Stones - You can't always get what you want. |
What's the story about that time you had to call 911? | I called 911 on my cat when I was 4. I also called 911 because people passed out standing up… like 5 times. I also called 911 because a guy was beating the shit out of a girl and her toddler in public. And on someone for overdosing on heroin in public. |
You have been permanently inserted into the last Movie/Show you watched. Whats your plan and how is your life going? | I watched a hentai, guess I am good for a while. |
What's your favorite type of sandwich? | Oreo |
What's the most amount of money you lost/gained and how did it happen? | Not going into the details, but do you remember when in 2008 the US housing market collapsed? I bet against that and shorted the hell out of it with all I had. Earned me seven figures after taxes. |
What is something that happened to you, you remember time to time and when you remember, it cringes you way too much? | Pretty much any situation involving me and high school. |
What's one specific thing you consider a red flag when dating? | If someone is rude or disrespectful to service staff... big red flag and super unattractive |
What’s the most memorable ad you’ve seen? | The one where the M&M's meet Santa |
What was your favorite assembly in elementary school? | Did anyone in the early 90s have to watch a video in elementary school about a girl named sissy and someone touching her "no no place"? That was such a stupid assembly PSA for children.
My favorite was the fire safety one. We got to go into portable classrooms set up like a house that were filled with fog and practice escaping a fire. |
Where do the aliens on earth hangout? | Yo mama’s house |
How can you forget what you don’t like to think about? | Fr I need to know this one |
What's something that everyone used to have but now nobody does? | PRIVACY. |
Can any former member of the CIA's Special Activities Center tell us what it was like? | My dad was CIA. He said every friday they'd get mimosas in the morning briefing. Also whenever the new guy mentioned where he was from in conversation, they'd say "X, eh? Hm, the last guy from X turned out to be commie spy, how about that." and look at him funny ALL day. This was after they slipped acid in his drink, of course.
Great benefits, too. |
What is the craziest (likely illegal) thing you've ever done and didn't get caught? | Nice try FBI |
Whats that one product or item that you should not get off brand? | Parachute |
What’s some random good advice? | Just never go to bed angry. |
How is registration stickers for your license plate not a government shakedown? | How is it? |
If you could change your name would you. why or why not? if so what would it be? | No. Because this is my name. There are many like it but this one is mine. |
What’s an occupation that women could do, but you’ve never seen a woman do it? | President of the U.S. |
What is an “LV Man”? | "Lownvalue man" basically a term used by femcels |
Elementary school teachers, when you tell a student they cannot use the restroom and then they pee their pants, why? | This happened to me quite a lot when I was in Elementary. I had a real mean teacher who wouldnt let anyone use the bathroom until next class bell.
I ended up peeing my pants and having to sit in it for 30 minutes. Went to the principal about it who didn't wanna do anything but call my Mom and tell her I was being a trouble maker.
My mother obviously didnt believe the teacher or principal so she told me next time she wont let me use the bathroom, to use it in class. Next day I had to use the bathroom really bad and, again, teacher wouldnt let me go. Remembered what Mom said, ran in to the corner of the classroom, squatted down and shit in the corner.
Teacher let kids go to the bathroom after that and we also got a new principal. |
What TV show is fake? | All of them |
How will humanity go extinct? | Greed |
People who cleaned their weird grandparent’s house, what did you find? | I was cleaning out my grandpas things when he passed, found an antique nude photo of a five breasted woman.
https://imgur.com/a/0uax8h3 |
What is the Matrix to you? | Everything. The epitaph of my distain for humanity......my drive.... .my lack of |
What English words; such as rain, reign or live, live; frustrate you the most? | Though tough trough thought
I FUCKING CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL THEM I FUCKING GETTING MAD AT YOU |
What would make you love someone you hate? | There’s nothing that JJ Abrams can do to cure my hate for him |
What would you do if your stepsister is stuck? | Help her...
Then fuck her. |
What’s your creepy teacher or professor story? | First grade of high school in my country, where teens tend to be about 12-13 years old. Just before class would start, my physical education teacher used to barge into the girls' dressing room while they were changing, asking them to 'hurry up'. He was notorious for this, amongst others. He doesn't work there anymore, luckily. |
What secret did you keep as a kid that haunts you till today? | I killed someone who tried to rape me in 5th grade... only told 6 people ever. |
What opinion or behavior did you realize in retrospect was actually internalized misogyny (or for men, plain ‘ol societally absorbed misogyny)? | I was allowed to hang out with friends at night and travel with them while my sister wasn't |
What are the worst corners of the internet excluding porn? | Twitter. Find myself doom scrolling most of the time I spend on it. |
What is the kindest thing someone has done to or for you? | Just listened to me when I'm sad. That helps so much. |
What jobs are there where you get paid a lot of money for doing basically nothing? | Politician. |
Serious How do you get over a friendship changing/ending? | Stilll haven't |
Who do you think is the main character in the smurfs show? | Papa? |
Fellow Lesbians, what’s your biggest turn on? | Lesbians |
Really, what is the dog doing? | Getting chest scritches |
What is the most meaningful quote from a video game? | Game Over |
Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you ate. What is your gangster name? | Blue waffle god damn it |
If there were no limitations, what would you want your loved ones to do with your body after you die? | Shoot half into the sun, half into intergalactic space. |
You see a person peering into your window, what would you do? | Wonder how he climbed 10 to 15 feet up my widow with no ladder |
What’s the worst thing you have ever done to get back at a work colleague? | I super glued their favorite pen so they couldn't click it anymore |
What song title gets better when u replace one word with ‘diarrhoea’? | WAD (Wet Ass Diarrhea) |
What's something that you keep accumulating but have not once bought and you have no idea where they (it) are coming from? | I keep getting beaten up alot does that count |
[Serious] Professional debaters: why are political debates always such shit shows? | It's politics. Of course it would be. |
Who fascinated you / was your idol in the past but as time has passed by your opinion about them has changed? | Issac Caldiaro |
How do you avoid feeling bitter or like a victim? | Tough question because it’s broad but generally that sense of being wronged in some way that is hard to get over comes from an expectation of some type that was spectacularly unmet. Unfairness leaves a bitter aftertaste and makes it hard to experience anything but that one note. For me, broadly, it comes with separating someone’s or something’s actions from my sense of worth. If I was wronged it doesn’t automatically mean the external world is telling me I’m worthless. If those are the actual words being used by an external agent (or the actions are tantamount to it) I have to allow for that piece of information and process it while still reminding myself that it’s a moment and it is individual. Time will pass, other moments will come, other opinions will follow. You can be a lot of different things to different people - sometimes you are the asshole and sometimes they are.
If this is a circumstantial thing - none of us is owed a good outcome. Some times things will work out (fair or unfair) and sometimes they won’t. Try to pay attention to the things you have or have experienced that are lucky and in your favor. Don’t let negativity bias rob you of a full understanding and assessment of your life. Your emotions are and are not your reality (super helpful, right?). Take the experience of feeling everything in but don’t doggedly carry it with you. There is a a wonderful Buddhist proverb about two monks carrying an entitled rich lady in fine attire across a river. Look it up if you get the chance. I try in these situations to figure out whether I’m better off being the young one or the old one in my approach to the situation. |
your rap name is "Young boy never" and the last thing you did, what is your rap name? | *Young boy never swims*
I'm black so this kinda funny |
Lesbians, how often do you crave sex with a man? | I don't think you know how lesbianism works |
Are there any people besides Frederick Valentich who disappeared and were never found that are believed to have been abducted by aliens? | Joe |
What are two characters that you refuse to believe have the same voice actor? | Mr Krabs - Spongebob.
Captain Hadley - The Shawshank Redemption.
Both played by Clancy brown. |
What would your life be like if you weren't exposed to the internet at a young age? | Happy |
Non-Americans, Whats the Area 51 equivalent of your country? | Kilkenny |
What conspiracy theory are you convinced is true? | That Buzzfeed asks this question every couple weeks so they can make more content. |
What is your weirdest habit? | I eat Cheetos like Bugs Bunny eats his carrots |
What movie trope annoys you the most? | Miscommunication.
Like if you talk to eachother, this shit would never happen |
What's your favorite female body part? | The brain.
I consider it extremely important |
what makes a car insurance company good? | Nothing |
What's you're "I'm so cool" Moment? | Your*
*god I’m so fucking cool* |
How do you decide to give out or not give out money to homeless? | Why give some random bum money when you can give that money to your mother?
Or buy beer. |
What’s worse than getting shot in the hand? | Getting shot in the dick |
Who’s the most underrated artist? | Six too Rodriguez |
What would you like to do just before you die? | Fuck
Edit:: you mean right before you die, right? Not like just something in your life before dying. I want to go out fucking. |
What memory do you look back on and think…. ”That was some high ass shit” ? | Hot boxing w my friend from back home, listening to some music while eating food truck meals |
What happened when someone said, "What's the worst that could happen?" | I was on a trail ride once, and my friend didn’t want to ride her horse down this steep hill because her horse was beginning to have a meltdown. I said that as we swapped horses, moments later said horse took off full speed down the hill, dodged left at the bottom, sending me flying. Definitely one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. |
What is the worst song you’ve ever listened to? | Hotline Bling |
What would you teach to a 16 year old about life? | That they can really do amazing things if they know they have the power. That their failures and pain will eventually make them a really strong person if they are willing to do the work and fix it. That they should focus on their well-being before others. That everyone in their life is their to teach them a lesson and even if you’re mad at someone you must move on and be grateful for what they taught you. The opinions of others do not matter. Education is actually such a privilege. Your legacy will always be how you treated others and to always be kind. Oh and be careful when you’re having sex and maybe dont do drugs. And think of your future!! Lol |
What good movie do you think it would be horrible if it had a different ending ? | Back to the future 3 |
What do you do when your depression and anxiety is overwhelming you so much that you just wanna disappear? | Smoke a blunt |
If years of your life were transferable, who/what would you give them to? How many years would you give them/it? | This implies that I could also harvest and redistribute years from others. For fun and profit, of course. |
How fucked up are Dolphins really? | They're basically the kinkiest sea animal. |
(Serious) How do you deal with a broken heart? | Cut all contact with that person, the more you see that person or talk to the harder it makes it. Do a bunch of shit to make you forget about them. |
What is your first clear memory? | My parents fighting, i walk down the stairs and tell them to stop fighting (i was 3 years old). They stopped fighting and i ate a booger to celebrate my victory royale |
For the people who get depressed often how do you improve your mental state? | Exercise, try to eat well, get solid sleep, listen to motivation podcasts, watch comedy shows.
I mostly just try to replace my negative thoughts with positive ones. |
What fictional world would you live in for the rest of your life? | The Hundred-Acre woods. |
People who engage in casual sex and hookups - what do you prefer about this compared to the idea of being in a relationship? | They just don't let me get past the first time. |
What is the worst place to get bitten by a mosquito? | in Brazil |
If you were able to enter North Sentiel Island without getting. What would you do? | Without getting what exactly? |
Wine lovers talk about wine pairings. What are your soda pairings? | Coke-snickers
Cherry Coke-popcorn
Root beer-ice cream
Skittles-mt dew
Dr Pepper-cheeseburger |
What are some good games to play in the dark? | Tag. Run quickly now |
What’s your favorite tree? | I hate trees. Fuck nature. |
Fellow people with Autism, what is your worst case of overstimulation at a bad time? | I'll start. I was in English class, and we were halfway through when my sensory needs decided I hadn't had a shutdown or meltdown in a long time. The background voices, the film that was on, every noise possible felt like a bomb exploding in my head. I immediately hunched up and covered my ears. I also started gripping at my hair. That whole time, not even my girlfriend noticed. I also went non verbal for a bit, which wasn't great during the changeover when people started talking to me and i felt like i HAD to respond. we got to the changeover, and it was at this time i realised the year 11's were having their leaving party and the music was EXTREMELY loud. At this point my shutdown quickly turned into an extreme meltdown. My stimming got a whole lot worse and i was fighting the urge to just smack myself in the head. During the final period, the class could clearly hear the music from the leavers party and decided to sing along. At this point my over stimulation was at it's worse. that sweet caroline song came on and on the famous " do-do doo" part, everyone banged their tables on beat. that was by far the most traumatising day of my life, because i finally asked to go to the bathroom and had the worst meltdown in the history of Jayden. i hit my head incredibly hard, and had zero self control. writing this whole message just gives me the worst anxiety possible, because i just know there is no way i can explain how bad my overstimulation was that day. i guess it was a case of wrong place wrong time. |
(Serious) For those of you who have been abused, in anyway, by a medical professional, what is your story? | I was a guy so clearely I needed to toughen up |
What lead to you and your SO breaking up? | Nothing big. I was walking, I slipped and penis fell into a girl |
What type of foreplay do you do with your partner for having sex? | Lovingly smash each other’s junk with rubber mallets |
What do you miss the most from your childhood? | serotonin |
Whats the biggest "karma's a bitch" moment you know of? | I was in a relationship for 6 years with this girl I loved. Everything was going great until she dumped me because she wanted to go out and party all the time. I was a depressed wreck. Well within 3 months she got knocked up by a dude that already has two other children. So now she’s a stay at home mom watching 3 kids all day. And I’m here smoking weed and playing Xbox with 0 kids and 0 drama. She and I are still in our early 20’s. Life works in crazy ways. |
What is one of the best movies from the 1980s? | Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
What would the world be like if alcohol did not exist? | A lot more of ancient people would have died due to water born diseases. Alcohol was safe, water was a gamble |
What off-brand product is better than the original? | Dr Thunder |
As an average looking guy, what’s the best way to initiate conversation with a bad bitch? | Bitches cant talk |
What was the weirdest thing you did as a child? | I ate a baked potato with the foil on. I was generally a smart kid, but that was not my shining moment. |
How does laser tattoo removal only react with the skin that has the ink in it? | It's breaking up the ink. https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/laser-tattoo-removal
Also, google, motherfucka. Do you use it? |
If you could use a movie title to describe your genitalia what would it be? | A Quiet Place |
(Serious) How are you feeling? Is there anything you'd like to chat about? | I'm good.
In the original Jurassic Park, there's no way that visitor's center was big enough to accommodate the amount of visitors the park would've had. Unless John Hammond wanted to charge millions of dollars per person, there was no way the park would've ever turned a profit if it couldn't handle large groups of people. |
People who broke their brand new smart phone, how and why tf didn't you buy a case? | It had a case but I dropped it from very high |
What is the scariest thing you have experienced? | Got a flat tire near a BLM peaceful protest and had to abandoned my car and watch the peaceful protestors smash it to pieces and set it on fire.
It was my first car that I bought with my own money :'( |
If you could have any superpower for 24 hours, which one would it be? | I always wanted to be able to fart on command. |
What's a cheap solution to an expensive problem? | Birth control |
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