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With news of the inventor of the Sybian dying (aged 90), what is your fondest memory of a sybian and why? | I don't know what that is. |
How can a point/reputation system for people in real life work, with the aim to have a fairer society? | That sounds like the social credit system China is doing. Really only good for restricting freedom of expression. |
What is the best real world example of the student becoming the master? | When you realise your parents are just kids like you who have also gone through some shit. |
What screams “I’m insecure”? | MEEEEEE ! |
What is your favorite 90s movie? | Jurassic park/the Matrix |
What would you do if rhyme was a drug? | You say rhyme is a drug
Now I’m addictive
Movin like a slug
I feel restricted
Now I’m on the speed
We movin fast
Feelin a lil greed
Steal all the cash
Hit of thc
We on the green
Floatin on the sea
These waves are mean
Hit of a lil black
Give me a heart attack
running out the back
Like someone stole my sack
Crack pipe pen
Burnin the end
Start hearin chickens
now that’s the end |
What's our real skin color? | We dont have a skin color, its melanin that gives it color. |
What would you do if you were invisible for a 24 hours? | Go to blue chip companies, watch payrolls passwords etc. Transfer money. |
Were you more or less attractive with a mask on, and why? | Less. My lips weirdly enough I feel are the best part of my face |
What’s something that seems unhealthy, but really isn’t? | Eating your boogers!
Turns out your immune system becomes stronger overtime from you ingesting them. |
What advice would you give to someone else, but not take yourself? | Do school don't do drugs |
What is the most thing you deeply hate of yourself? | My lack of follow through.
I start projects, get 90% done and then get bored and then it takes forever (if at all) to get that last 10% done. It drives me crazy and yet I do it over and over. |
What are the questions you have about France or French People (please avoid stereotype and ask about something you care about)? | Ça ne casse pas trois pattes à un canard |
People who work in car dealerships, how much of a deal can you really give someone at most on a new car? | I'm curious about this as well since my SUV just crapped out and I'm in the market for a new truck. |
If the Internet didn't exist, what would you be doing now? | Sleeping |
What's the first video game you ever played? | Probably a leapster game |
Your goal is to successfully rob a bank using everyday items, how do you rob the place? | Walk in with a a pvcpipe in your pocket pass the teller a note to give you all the money in the immediate vicinity. Tell then you have a gun in your pocket. Must stay calm. then walk out and drive away. Don’t rob a bank near your house it can tip the police off |
Who would you like to see drunk? | Pope |
What is the song equivalent of The Room? | The Shaggs - My Pal Foot Foot |
What's the BEST song you have ever listened too? | Stairway to Heaven |
Who is the biggest fraud and why? | Me... I fool everybody around me into thinking I got my shit together |
You have been granted the ability to change the ending of any movie or TV series. What do you change? | Walking dead, just end already |
What random decision paved the path for rest of your life? | I took a summer job in college that turned into a 31 year career. |
What's something you could easily do yourself but would rather pay someone else to do it for you? | Change the oil in my car.
By the time you buy the oil and filters and shit. Arrange the disposal of the old oil. For the cost of a basic service the price difference isn't worth getting underneath to undo the sump plug. |
What movie soundtrack blew your mind the most? | Tron Legacy |
When did someone ask a question that made you think “Surely you can’t be serious”? | "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" |
What age did you start to notice that your body/appearance was deteriorating? | 11 months ago when I got with my new girlfriend |
How did you get revenge on Karen? | I showed her up by being a better person than she is. |
Very sorry this may not go here, but what is the adjective for what you feel when you screw up? | fucked |
What are your “I saw it in a movie once” moments in real life? | There was a small snake in my house, I learned how to safely pick it up from Jeff Corwin on Animal Planet. |
Which books should everyone read at some point in their life? | 1984
More relevant than ever |
To the people who wear masks in their cars while they are alone with their windows up. Why do you wear your mask? | The times I did that I just forgot I was wearing a mask. Wearing a mask for 8 hours does that to you |
Throwaway accounts: What do you wish you could publicly declare, but can't? | That I don't pay my taxes!
FUCK NOT MY THROWAWAY |
What is the allure to anime cartoons that make people love them so much? | better plots and animations than normal cartoons, only thing letting it down is the community |
What's an old movie that not only holds up but you think is better than most contemporary movies? | Big Trouble In Little China |
What made you stop caring/caring so much about what people think of you? | Asking myself, "why" until the reasons stopped making sense |
It ends up that Kombucha is nothing but an elaborate practical joke played on the people of the world to make them drink something that tastes like crap under the guise of being healthy. What other elaborate practical jokes are being played on the people of the world right now? | Scientology |
What made you cringe? | Me: stepping on a slug barefoot. It was sticky and slimey but the cringe was hearing 'pop'. |
What is something that would be a perfectly good compliment but is ruined if you said "but in a good way" after it? | You really have a way with kids |
What two food items both pair really well with a common third item, but would be nasty if combined with each other? | Lemon goes well with salmon.
Lemon goes well in meringue pies.
Salmon does not go well in meringue pies. |
What is the theme song to your life? | Lithium by Nirvana, just because of how quickly and randomly my emotions and focuses change lol. |
What is the the weirdest fetish someone could have? | What's your metric for measuring weird? |
What is your favorite way to kill time? | With a gun. It kills time *really* fast. |
What's an apt application of the "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" quote? | When a racist person doesnt like your hot-take on how to fix society. |
What’s stopping (legally) guys like Musk and Bezos from using their space companies to take over planets? Could Musk take over Mars? | Legally? [The Outer Space Treaty](https://www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork/spacelaw/treaties/introouterspacetreaty.html) prevents anyone from owning any celestial body (among other things).
With that said, though, there's no practical way to do that. We're years if not _decades_ from getting to Mars _at all_, let alone having a permanent settlement there, and we can't even estimate how long it might take to terraform because we literally haven't even the beginning of an idea on that. |
How did you get mistaken for gay? | Sucked a dudes dong by accident |
What is the best comment in a post? | Something something this guy’s dead wife. |
You have 10 minutes before the world ends, what song are you listening to? | The Final Countdown by Europe. What else could it be? |
People who has pools, What kind of junk was in your pool once? | Mine I guess |
What event in your life made you realise that your mental health will now never be the same? | Gambling addiction, subsequent heartbreak then depression then attempted suicide.
I’m in a MUCH better place now, but I am permanently changed and my gambling urges are always there lurking. |
What's a seemingly innocent scene in a childhood show/cartoon/movie that left you traumatized to this day still? | there was this weird puppet grinch movie on TV when i was a kid and there was a part where cindy lou hoo got grabbed by a wall of grey hands. i was so scared of that for years. |
What's your opinion about Youtube Shorts? | It's just Tik Tok but worse. |
What’s your favourite memory you have with your parents? And what do you wish you could of done before you “grew up”? | I don't have one particular memory, but I remember watching a lot of older Arnold Schwarzenegger movies with my mom and dad when I was grounded in high school. My dad really liked Arnold movies lol. I remember I enjoyed myself so much i wasn't even upset I was missing homecoming (due to being grounded).
My dad died when I was 17. I still think about those memories all the time. I do an Arnold Schwarzenegger marathon every year. |
What’s your favorite “simple” game? | I like to pick the first two random 'things' I see and then try to figure out how they are alike in their function; there is usually at least one answer I can come up with.
For example, "What do clouds and crosswalks have in common?" |
Popular school boys ¿what they did to do to become popular? | Get a hair cut, shower everyday, look good, laugh, smile, crack jokes, be as confident as you can, talk to different people all the time, when you pass someone you know in the hallway smile and say "hey". Be fearless, but mostly importantly, be the best version of yourself.
​
Side note: don't try to be popular, it comes naturally if you're confident and charming |
What was a moment in your life that felt like something straight out of a movie? | My ex wife had booked a holiday with her mother and my eldest son before she knew she was pregnant. So she could still go and take my 3 year old son I stayed at home with the newborn about 2 weeks after he was born.
For a full week I didn’t see my eldest son. The longest I have ever gone. So that day while the baby was with my mother and I was coming home from work I used a shortcut that we as a family used a lot. It was a small path in a big grassy field.
I hear from no where “DADDY!!”
I look to the source of this scream and see my 3 year old son running as fast as his little legs could carry him, I started to jog to meet him half way and when we was about 4ft from each other he just leaps at me. I catch him in a hug and he squeezed me so tight. We both fell to the floor hugging and laughing.
One of the happiest moments of my life. |
Your Username Is A Creepypasta. What Is It About? | Ummm...
[youtube.com/thelexikitty](https://youtube.com/thelexikitty)
She's a nice YouTuber, not a creepy pasta. But, her fans are... so... |
What if giants existed starting from 15ft, would women date them ? | Death by snusnu |
What would you do if someone wanted to buy your love? | How much and how ugly? |
If you’re over 30 and single, what are your hopes for your love life? | Love life isn't important to me, getting laid and living the life I live now is my main goal. |
What's the funnest thing a classmate has said that shut the teacher up? | Nothing, kids aren't that smart, they just think they are. |
Why would it ever be necessary to own an assault rifle? | Listen, I have second amendment rights, you bet your ass I'm gonna use it. |
How hard is it while being in a relationship? | You can still get hard, but it takes more effort. |
Anecdotes only; how broken are you? | Today I wrote a song while in the shower about intentionally hitting people with my truck. It made me feel a lot better than I did before I wrote it. |
What do you miss most from when you were younger? | Blissful ignorance to the world and adult problems. |
To people who have hired sex workers, what are some tips and things to watch out for? | Herpes |
What dead video game franchise would you like to see resurrected? | Twisted Metal |
Who's the better band: The Clash or The Ramones? | I don't think this is a fair comparison as they're stylistically so different, but if I had to pick I'd pick The Clash. |
What is a website you wish you had known about a long time ago? | The internet just happened. What do you mean by a long time ago. For most of my life there has not been internet. |
People who want to break up with their bf/gf but can’t, why can’t you? | We’re conjoined twins :)(: |
People who used to say "we need a new plague" what are your thoughts on this now? | No, we need a new plague that only kills stupid people. |
What’s a popular show that a lot of people like, but wasn’t for you? | Game of Thrones |
What do you guys scared of? | Bad grammar.
#AAAAAAHHHHHHHH |
How is your life going to change when yearly Homosexual Experiences become mandatory next year? | I'll just find a gay guy and trade him for his mandatory heterosexual experience. We'll both be happy. |
Gentlemen, are you a member of your local gentlemens club? How did you obtain your membership? Is there an initiation process? | The only gentleman's clubs I know about are the ones where you convert 20s into ones and hand them to ladies. |
How do you assert dominance? | Don't have to. I let my presence and quiet demeanor speak for itself. |
What's your favourite Crash Bandicoot game? | The one where he goes back in time, and assassinates Hitler. |
how would world react to space nazi that are like super advance. but don't want to invade earth and just want to watch to see what happens. how would world react we just space nazi experiments? | Why does it matter which group is watching? |
[serious] why do "fiscally conservative" people tend to vote Republican when the Republican party hasn't posted a budget surplus in over 64 years? | Because they are lying.
Like you said, they haven't done anything fiscally conservative in over 50 years. Therefore there can only be only two real reasons why they vote republican.
One: They are being tricked. But that is pretty damn hard to do even with all the propaganda. You can just look around you and see that isn't true, if you a put a little effort in. And since I am going to make the assumption they put a little effort in their political beliefs that leads us to number two...
Two: They are lying. They are just saying stuff to make excuses to vote for a party. Why would they lie instead of just saying why they support them? Well, because the truth is too evil. "All lives matter", "Fiscally conservative", etc. All these slogans were just words, and that is all. They were all lies.
Am I being too harsh? I don't think so, as like you said. They claim to be fiscally conservative, yet they have done NOTHING about that in the past 50 years. |
What’s the worst thing a sudden wave of sadness has caused you to do? | I don't really have one story, rather a lot, depression sucks. |
How would you describe online learning? | If done right. It's really good. |
If you could watch a one minute clip of your life, at this time, 20 years from now, would you accept? Why or why not? | Only if I knew I had the ability to change the outcome. |
What kind of rules do you disagree on? | Not being allowed to wear jeans to work! |
What can a human do that is truly selfless? | Give away organs/kidneys etc |
What are your favorite examples of literary or performance pieces being retold/used in children’s tv shows? | Hamlet |
How often do you vacuum / hoover your house? | When we have company coming over. |
If you had to go to Nebraska for vacation what would you do/see? | I'd probably just go sight-seeing in Lincoln and Omaha. I can't imagine there's much else to do in Nebraska. |
Whats the oldest person you’ve had a crush on and how old are you ? | She was 66 years old and I was 43. A cool woman from Wales, UK. See died a few months ago. |
What is something that sounds nice but is actually passive aggressive? | "Well bless your heart.". ~ Every Southerner ever. |
What life lesson did you learn the hard way? | Bunny slippers aren't as gangsta as Jordans and will make people shoot at you. |
What skill for today’s society is NOT being taught in schools, but should be? | Basic First aid |
Why can some people hold their breath underwater much longer than others? | practice and training |
What's the dumbest way you have managed to injure yourself? | looking |
Are you scared of the dark, if so why? | I can't see what Is around me |
When taking a #2, Do you fold or scrunch your toilet paper? If you scrunch, Why? | Make a few laps around my hand first not an option? |
What is your dream car? | porsche 911 1980. with a wide body |
If Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, Justine Musk, and Kristen Tomassi (Branson’s ex-wife) come together to start their own rocket/space company what should they name it? | Alimony UPPPPPPPP
Preeeeee NUPPPPPPP |
[Serious] People who used to hold bigoted views (racism, sexism, homophobia, etc...) what made you change? | I grew up |
What do you do when you are sad-sad? | drink-drink. |
People who are always super happy and upbeat, do you have bad days? What's it like to be happy all the time? | It's important to note that happiness is a mindset. Life throws current balls at everyone. |
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