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what’s an uncommon fact that you know?	lobstars have 10 legs
How do you cope with the feeling that the world is unjust and some people never get a chance to experience happiness?	1) No one said the world was supposed to just. 2) I'm not responsible for other people being happy, just me and those close to me. Understanding that and dealing with it makes me cope just fine. No one can make you feel unhappy without your permission.
What is the way of saying your gender without actually saying what gender are you?	I'll get a longer prison sentence than you for committing the exact same crime
What song will still be a classic after 50 years?	Uptown Funk.
To people who do TikTok, how does it feel to dance in front of the camera alone?	I don't dance. I tell really dark jokes.
What is the creepiest thing youve ever seen someone do?	Was walking out of bar with some people late one night and one of them just fell over dead, that was very creepy
What are you most proud of ?	My daughter. She wants to get into particle physics and already got accepted to university.
If your life was a book what would the title be?	Not gone, but forgotten.
People who have saved someone who was in physical danger or peril, what went through your mind at that moment?	During the Spring/Summer I walk 5 miles around my town daily to stay in shape for hiking. About 8 years back I was a lonely stretch of road when I found a utility worker that had suffered heat stroke and passed out. I called 911, and dumped by water pack onto my shirt and dapped his head until he came too. An ambulance responded, but he refused treatment (no insurance). The rest of his crew that was working down the road responded the commotion, and ultimately took him home. In moments of crisis like that, my brain completely empties except for the tasks that I need to do to get through the situation.
What stereotypical cliques were you a part of in high school?	Literally none. I was the weird outcast
What do you think about life?	It sucks some times but other times it feels good
What is the most iconic band you have ever seen live?	Stevie nicks and tom petty. Awsome concert
People who keep their phones on silent at all times, why do you not care if someone dies whilst you’re asleep?	You realize that we lived for millions of years without cell phones right?
What lie did you tell that had unexpected consequences?	So. I was an exchange student in Italy (from Iceland) and after school, I usually had an extra Italian class. I had only been there for about 3 or 4 weeks at this point. This particular day however, my host mom had asked me to ask if I could skip the lesson because of a family gathering. Coincidentally, a storm had occurred in Iceland the night before and although it wasn’t bad, there were a lot of lightnings which is like a once-in-a-year occurrence in Iceland. Now. I have social anxiety. I could have told my teacher the simple thing, but I always have this need of finding excuses because I hate confrontation. I, for some fucking unknown reason, decided to say instead that the storm in Iceland had been very, very extreme and that I just wanted to go home so I could call and check on my family. What proceeded was three of my teachers comforting me and trying to google news about this storm, a few of my classmates staying behind to keep me company, and me crying because of how much I had fucked up (but they thought it was because I was scared for my family) My host mom came to pick me up and the teachers told her what happened… everyone at the fucking family gathering watched me call my dad to “check on him” and then the whole gathering became about me which is the worst nightmare for anyone with social anxiety
what person needs to just fuck off?	Chrissy Teigen
Why are you not wearing a mask?	Robbed a bank last month, I'm good for 3 years.
Which trivial things from childhood still rankle?	I had to Google the meaning of rankle, but I can't think of anything...I never got easily annoyed.
What movie is 9/10 and what stopped it from getting the the last point?	For me, Signs. Water is lethal to the aliens, but they invade a planet that is covered in water and where it rains from the sky? Are you serious? That’s would be like humans trying to settle a planet that is perpetually on fire.
What’s a lesson from your childhood you’ll never forget?	People aren't chocolates. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
People who live in the countryside by choice, why?	I want to live in the country. Get two dogs, and get away from everyone, peace and quiet
How would you react if a woman crawled out from your bed while belting American hollering music, and shoved a heroin needle up your penis hole? Why?	r/whyaskthisquestion
If all the animals (excluding bugs) on the planet became the opposite size, the small would be big and big animals would be small, which animals would be the scariest?	Yeah, spiders would be very scary. I do hope bactarias are excluded, I would explode
What non sexual or romantic act has someone done that instantly made you attracted to them?	In an extremely stressful situation she turned to me then put her hand on my shoulder and said “don’t worry ,everything is gonna be ok”. The sincerity of it is extremely attractive to me
If you came into possession of a very large amount of money, what would be the first good cause you would help/fund and why?	I'd donate to the Sugandese tribe. Theyre really struggling :(
What's that ONE dream you know had meaning behind?	I dreamt once that I was being shot at by a friend and running away, but then he ran around and cut me off from escaping and aimed the gun at me, so I pulled a gun out (from thin air I guess) and shot my friend. He fell, and when I went over to look at his body and turned it over to see his face, it turned out that it was me and I shot myself. Then I immediately jolted awake out of sheer terror. Have no idea what it means, but my subconscious must be pondering something lately that I haven’t thought about while awake.
With all the disasters happening recently due to climate change how freaked out are you?	I'm more disappointed in humanity because after getting every possible opportunity to address the problem seriously before it's completely out of control we're really going to wait until there's no turning back before we do anything.
People who hate ads, what have you always wanted to angrily rant about to advertisers about their commercials or online ads?	If your ad annoys me even the slightest, I’ll never buy anything from you.
What do you think would happen if politicians were payed miniumun wage?	You know who could afford to run a year long campaign to win a minimum wage job? Rich people.
Is there a bar that is actually accurate to how all the sitcoms would portray one and what are they like?	I've seen many dives that remind me of Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons
who is a famous person that most ppl like but u cannot stand ?	Julia Roberts. Can’t stand her movies.
People who do something stupid/dangerous involving others while driving and then flip the other person off, why?	You probably won’t get an honest answer from your target audience so I’ll answer for them. It’s because they’re assholes.
What is your personal ghost story?	Herobrine
On a scale of 1 to your mother, how sexy is your mother?	If you ask the tryhards on GTA V, a solid 2 but they fucked her anyway.
Getting a new puppy and need help with a name. Is Lotti a German name and if so what is the meaning?	I'd say it's more Germanic than German. It's a diminutive of Lotte. As for a meaning, I got no idea.
Your best friend is describing you to a person they're setting you up with. They say all of your positives, then the person asks what the "But?" is. What is your "but"?	But nothing. Perfection has no flaws.
What are some jobs that are uncommon, easy, and simple minimum wage pleasures that are perfect for artists who need to make a living?	Tutoring - if you’re good at anything that is a common school subject (art/dramas/english lit) then you can make really good money for not much effort. If you know someone who is a tutor they can make it easier for you by putting in a good word
What would be on your grocery list if you only had $20 to spend for the entire month?	A mask and a realistic looking toy gun
If someone ejaculates into your large intestine, how much and what nutrients would be absorbed from the ejaculate if any ?	Who thinks of this shit?
What is something that changed you forever?	That first nut
to all non-Americans out there, what's a stereotype towards your country that they all believe but is just totally and utterly wrong?	That the British don't take care of their teeth. Dental hygiene is free here for twice yearly check ups. We focus on the health of the teeth but not the cosmetic looks so that doesn't cover whitening and straightening.
What are the tell tale signs you should get a better job?	If you have been given more responsibilities and a different position without a pay increase and when a pay increase is asked for, they ask for more responsibilities. Get the same position at a different place for more pay.
What song have you listened to the most this month?	Tom Waits- I hope I don't fall in love with you
What's your thoughts seeing and reading about the climatic calamities happening around the world right now?	It probably pales in comparison to what the future holds
What screams "I seek attention"?	Being mean to your friends when certain company is around.
What is the most brutal industry to work in?	porn industry
Steven universe fans how would you change the ending of the original series?	Made it not end as soon. Had several more seasons with more arcs for more characters on a weekly schedule instead of the dry for ages boom Steven bomb format.
What is the lowest paid industry today?	Teaching/education
How do you jewish people experience racism in your country?	I am not Jewish but there's a Jewish settlement in my city, like 50,000 in one neighborhood that's existed since pre WW2. It's a nice neighborhood, probably the nicest neighborhood in city proper. Except, a few years ago there was a mass shooting at one of the main synagogues and it was because of antisemitism. Eleven people died
People who brake before intersections, why?	If you've ever had an idiot come from outside your field of view and run a red, you'll know why. I don't do it all the time. In heavy traffic flow I certainly don't, But yeah, I've braked at a green light before when I couldn't adequately see the street I was crossing.
What's a movie you wish you could watch for the first time again?	Billy Madison
What is THE happiest moment in your life?	Proper belly laughing. Nothing beats that. Best, most recent, example was first night out after lockdown, getting the lads together. Few beers/ciders etc and emotions take over. Couldn't even tell you what we was laughing at, but it had me in bits. Pure happiness.
People who hate amazon why do you still use it ?	I hate all big corporations, not specifically Amazon. I buy as cheap as I can because I'm poor. Amazon is almost always the cheapest, especially with food
What is something you hated until you tried It?	Blue cheese and later - dates
What's a song that you feel the entire world would probably know?	Happy Birthday.
If you could transport yourself into any game, what one and why?	A fuckin hentai dating sim idk I'm tired
What to do when you realize that you were the problem in a relationship and socially, you can’t fix the damage done?	Move on.
The first time someone said “I like you better when you’re sober” — how did it make you feel?	I think the better question is why you’ve heard that more than once
How did you find out you had a kink?	The water pressure in my hose got really low. It was kinked on the patio furniture.
People who are obsessed with efficiency/productivity, how do you deal with it?	It’s unpleasant as an INTJ
How was your experience as a step-child?	Good. My step-dad and I have next to nothing in common, so there was never really much that we could bond over, but he's a nice if somewhat oblivious guy. He's actually coming around my house sometime this week to help me fix my washing machine. Plus, I got a brother and sister out of the deal, and a niece and nephew. I have always had a large family, and I'm always happy when it widens further.
What’s your favorite type of movie: Action, comedy, documentary, family, horror, romance, sexual? Fiction or nonfiction?	Drama. Followed closely by horror.
If you were given the deed to Earth, what would you do (This would functionally mean that you own everyone and everything on the the planet that exists and that comes into existence by the way) ?	I can finally build the spank tunnel from SpongeBob
What kind of relationship do you have with your neighbors?	Non existent. I don't even know their names
What is it like to love a child? How would you describe the way being bonded to a small human makes you feel?	It’s like the most precious and simultaneously annoying feeling in the world. Kids are awesome and frustrating. Its not for the faint of heart.
What is the most difficult job ever?	surgeon
[serious] What made you so jaded?	A physically, emotionally, and psychologically abusive childhood. I’ve never experienced love or happiness (besides short terms happiness very rarely).
What drives you nuts that people do in public?	Speaker phone, or speaker music. No one wants to hear your shit.
If there was an extra hour of sunlight every day, what historical event would have been different?	Everything! I feel like something so drastic like an extra hour the government can try some fuck shit and give kids an extra hour of school or it can work to our benefit and have an extra hour of sleep or something lol
What is something that makes you get up at the morning?	Being screamed at by cats
Atheists, what would you have to see in order to believe? Likewise, believers, what could cause you to doubt?	No idea, but God would know how to convince me.
What did you do for fun before the internet was a thing?	Go outside
What's in your car?	Seats
What is in your trunk?	According to your name, I'm wondering what you've got in your trunk.
What was a song you didn't like at first but then you ended up liking it?	Never say never by Queen
How would you make Gordon Ramsey proud?	There’s nothing I could do that would impress Gordon Ramsay.
What is the most unfairly highest paid job?	Some high level sport players and politicians
What is the most unfair job?	Slave
what country has the blandest food?	America
What is your biggest fear for the future?	Being a corporate slave for 30+ years of my life
When you have friends or best friends, do you say love you to them? Is it weird to say love you to someone that is not family or a lover?	I say it to my closest friends. We’ve all known each other a minimum of twenty years. On the other hand, I have first cousins that I don’t know well enough to even think of saying I love them. Family is what you decide, not arbitrary connections by blood.
What is a difficult question you need answered?	What is love ?
Would you consider it low key cheating when your partner likes music with opposite sex attractive voices / vocals?	You're kidding, right?
Which profession is filled with the most smug or arrogant workers?	All my friends who became lawyers became dicks.
Which series people don't realize that would be significantly less fun without the laugh tracks?	Friends
What are wormholes and do they exist?	holes created by worms.
What is the craziest thing that has been normalized?	Side hustle culture. Like, how about my side hustle is that my job pays me enough so I don't need a side hustle? The fact that we have a concept of minimum wage means that everyone knows that it should probably be illegal for a job to even exist if it can't support you and pay the bills.
When you feel you just want a hug, but your by yourself, what do you do instead?	hug a pillow and imagine it‘s a cute girl. fml.
What do you do to ensure a healthy work-life balance?	Learn to say no.
The last Wikipedia article you read is what your death will be like. How will you die?	Oh God I just read the article on Junko Furuta's murder...
What is the best brand of frozen pizza?	I love red baron
Life expectancy in the US just went down for the first time since WWII. What do you think is causing this?	They said it was COVID-19
What is a good childhood tv show but it is not popular?	As told by ginger, Nickelodeon
What is the smallest thing that made a big difference?	My weiner. Kids are a nightmare.
Elon musk offers $1million for every inch he puts in you, how much money do you leave with ?	None, he fucked me over already with dogecoin.
What will you tell us that you won't tell the people you love?	My first wife was pregnant when she died.
What's something that seems abnormally "too good to be true" but , in fact, isn't?	That in an ultra capitalistic society (North America) we as citizens still have a place we can go and for absolutely free (to the consumer) we can borrow books, do extensive research, borrow movies, video games, even tools and bakeware in some locations. The fact that public libraries still exist and haven't yet been privatized for profit is amazing to me.
What’s the best book on psychology?	The Gulag Archipelago, Man's search for Meaning, Kyrkogard, Jung, Niezsche... But I think the best in modern times is 12 rules Rules for Life by Jordan Peterson, and Maps of Meaning.
Would you like to have friends like the friends from the "Friends" show? why?	Yes. It's always nice to be there for somebody who's also there for you.
If we are so concerned about individual rights and freedom then why can't we have the same laws across the globe, why does individual/human rights definition changes across borders?	Are you familiar with the concept of "sovereignty"?
What is the best choice of words to improve a sad person's mood?	Sometimes it's not the words that matter. Sometimes small acts of kindness like tripping down the stairs or walking into a clear glass door are enough.

what’s an uncommon fact that you know?

lobstars have 10 legs

How do you cope with the feeling that the world is unjust and some people never get a chance to experience happiness?

1) No one said the world was supposed to just. 2) I'm not responsible for other people being happy, just me and those close to me. Understanding that and dealing with it makes me cope just fine. No one can make you feel unhappy without your permission.

What is the way of saying your gender without actually saying what gender are you?

I'll get a longer prison sentence than you for committing the exact same crime

What song will still be a classic after 50 years?

Uptown Funk.

To people who do TikTok, how does it feel to dance in front of the camera alone?

I don't dance. I tell really dark jokes.

What is the creepiest thing youve ever seen someone do?

Was walking out of bar with some people late one night and one of them just fell over dead, that was very creepy

What are you most proud of ?

My daughter. She wants to get into particle physics and already got accepted to university.

If your life was a book what would the title be?

Not gone, but forgotten.

People who have saved someone who was in physical danger or peril, what went through your mind at that moment?

During the Spring/Summer I walk 5 miles around my town daily to stay in shape for hiking. About 8 years back I was a lonely stretch of road when I found a utility worker that had suffered heat stroke and passed out. I called 911, and dumped by water pack onto my shirt and dapped his head until he came too. An ambulance responded, but he refused treatment (no insurance). The rest of his crew that was working down the road responded the commotion, and ultimately took him home. In moments of crisis like that, my brain completely empties except for the tasks that I need to do to get through the situation.

What stereotypical cliques were you a part of in high school?

Literally none. I was the weird outcast

What do you think about life?

It sucks some times but other times it feels good

What is the most iconic band you have ever seen live?

Stevie nicks and tom petty. Awsome concert

People who keep their phones on silent at all times, why do you not care if someone dies whilst you’re asleep?

You realize that we lived for millions of years without cell phones right?

What lie did you tell that had unexpected consequences?

So. I was an exchange student in Italy (from Iceland) and after school, I usually had an extra Italian class. I had only been there for about 3 or 4 weeks at this point. This particular day however, my host mom had asked me to ask if I could skip the lesson because of a family gathering. Coincidentally, a storm had occurred in Iceland the night before and although it wasn’t bad, there were a lot of lightnings which is like a once-in-a-year occurrence in Iceland. Now. I have social anxiety. I could have told my teacher the simple thing, but I always have this need of finding excuses because I hate confrontation. I, for some fucking unknown reason, decided to say instead that the storm in Iceland had been very, very extreme and that I just wanted to go home so I could call and check on my family. What proceeded was three of my teachers comforting me and trying to google news about this storm, a few of my classmates staying behind to keep me company, and me crying because of how much I had fucked up (but they thought it was because I was scared for my family) My host mom came to pick me up and the teachers told her what happened… everyone at the fucking family gathering watched me call my dad to “check on him” and then the whole gathering became about me which is the worst nightmare for anyone with social anxiety

what person needs to just fuck off?

Chrissy Teigen

Why are you not wearing a mask?

Robbed a bank last month, I'm good for 3 years.

Which trivial things from childhood still rankle?

I had to Google the meaning of rankle, but I can't think of anything...I never got easily annoyed.

What movie is 9/10 and what stopped it from getting the the last point?

For me, Signs. Water is lethal to the aliens, but they invade a planet that is covered in water and where it rains from the sky? Are you serious? That’s would be like humans trying to settle a planet that is perpetually on fire.

What’s a lesson from your childhood you’ll never forget?

People aren't chocolates. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

People who live in the countryside by choice, why?

I want to live in the country. Get two dogs, and get away from everyone, peace and quiet

How would you react if a woman crawled out from your bed while belting American hollering music, and shoved a heroin needle up your penis hole? Why?

r/whyaskthisquestion

If all the animals (excluding bugs) on the planet became the opposite size, the small would be big and big animals would be small, which animals would be the scariest?

Yeah, spiders would be very scary. I do hope bactarias are excluded, I would explode

What non sexual or romantic act has someone done that instantly made you attracted to them?

In an extremely stressful situation she turned to me then put her hand on my shoulder and said “don’t worry ,everything is gonna be ok”. The sincerity of it is extremely attractive to me

If you came into possession of a very large amount of money, what would be the first good cause you would help/fund and why?

I'd donate to the Sugandese tribe. Theyre really struggling :(

What's that ONE dream you know had meaning behind?

I dreamt once that I was being shot at by a friend and running away, but then he ran around and cut me off from escaping and aimed the gun at me, so I pulled a gun out (from thin air I guess) and shot my friend. He fell, and when I went over to look at his body and turned it over to see his face, it turned out that it was me and I shot myself. Then I immediately jolted awake out of sheer terror. Have no idea what it means, but my subconscious must be pondering something lately that I haven’t thought about while awake.

With all the disasters happening recently due to climate change how freaked out are you?

I'm more disappointed in humanity because after getting every possible opportunity to address the problem seriously before it's completely out of control we're really going to wait until there's no turning back before we do anything.

People who hate ads, what have you always wanted to angrily rant about to advertisers about their commercials or online ads?

If your ad annoys me even the slightest, I’ll never buy anything from you.

What do you think would happen if politicians were payed miniumun wage?

You know who could afford to run a year long campaign to win a minimum wage job? Rich people.

Is there a bar that is actually accurate to how all the sitcoms would portray one and what are they like?

I've seen many dives that remind me of Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons

who is a famous person that most ppl like but u cannot stand ?

Julia Roberts. Can’t stand her movies.

People who do something stupid/dangerous involving others while driving and then flip the other person off, why?

You probably won’t get an honest answer from your target audience so I’ll answer for them. It’s because they’re assholes.

What is your personal ghost story?

Herobrine

On a scale of 1 to your mother, how sexy is your mother?

If you ask the tryhards on GTA V, a solid 2 but they fucked her anyway.

Getting a new puppy and need help with a name. Is Lotti a German name and if so what is the meaning?

I'd say it's more Germanic than German. It's a diminutive of Lotte. As for a meaning, I got no idea.

Your best friend is describing you to a person they're setting you up with. They say all of your positives, then the person asks what the "But?" is. What is your "but"?

But nothing. Perfection has no flaws.

What are some jobs that are uncommon, easy, and simple minimum wage pleasures that are perfect for artists who need to make a living?

Tutoring - if you’re good at anything that is a common school subject (art/dramas/english lit) then you can make really good money for not much effort. If you know someone who is a tutor they can make it easier for you by putting in a good word

What would be on your grocery list if you only had $20 to spend for the entire month?

A mask and a realistic looking toy gun

If someone ejaculates into your large intestine, how much and what nutrients would be absorbed from the ejaculate if any ?

Who thinks of this shit?

What is something that changed you forever?

That first nut

to all non-Americans out there, what's a stereotype towards your country that they all believe but is just totally and utterly wrong?

That the British don't take care of their teeth. Dental hygiene is free here for twice yearly check ups. We focus on the health of the teeth but not the cosmetic looks so that doesn't cover whitening and straightening.

What are the tell tale signs you should get a better job?

If you have been given more responsibilities and a different position without a pay increase and when a pay increase is asked for, they ask for more responsibilities. Get the same position at a different place for more pay.

What song have you listened to the most this month?

Tom Waits- I hope I don't fall in love with you

What's your thoughts seeing and reading about the climatic calamities happening around the world right now?

It probably pales in comparison to what the future holds

What screams "I seek attention"?

Being mean to your friends when certain company is around.

What is the most brutal industry to work in?

porn industry

Steven universe fans how would you change the ending of the original series?

Made it not end as soon. Had several more seasons with more arcs for more characters on a weekly schedule instead of the dry for ages boom Steven bomb format.

What is the lowest paid industry today?

Teaching/education

How do you jewish people experience racism in your country?

I am not Jewish but there's a Jewish settlement in my city, like 50,000 in one neighborhood that's existed since pre WW2. It's a nice neighborhood, probably the nicest neighborhood in city proper. Except, a few years ago there was a mass shooting at one of the main synagogues and it was because of antisemitism. Eleven people died

People who brake before intersections, why?

If you've ever had an idiot come from outside your field of view and run a red, you'll know why. I don't do it all the time. In heavy traffic flow I certainly don't, But yeah, I've braked at a green light before when I couldn't adequately see the street I was crossing.

What's a movie you wish you could watch for the first time again?

Billy Madison

What is THE happiest moment in your life?

Proper belly laughing. Nothing beats that. Best, most recent, example was first night out after lockdown, getting the lads together. Few beers/ciders etc and emotions take over. Couldn't even tell you what we was laughing at, but it had me in bits. Pure happiness.

People who hate amazon why do you still use it ?

I hate all big corporations, not specifically Amazon. I buy as cheap as I can because I'm poor. Amazon is almost always the cheapest, especially with food

What is something you hated until you tried It?

Blue cheese and later - dates

What's a song that you feel the entire world would probably know?

Happy Birthday.

If you could transport yourself into any game, what one and why?

A fuckin hentai dating sim idk I'm tired

What to do when you realize that you were the problem in a relationship and socially, you can’t fix the damage done?

Move on.

The first time someone said “I like you better when you’re sober” — how did it make you feel?

I think the better question is why you’ve heard that more than once

How did you find out you had a kink?

The water pressure in my hose got really low. It was kinked on the patio furniture.

People who are obsessed with efficiency/productivity, how do you deal with it?

It’s unpleasant as an INTJ

How was your experience as a step-child?

Good. My step-dad and I have next to nothing in common, so there was never really much that we could bond over, but he's a nice if somewhat oblivious guy. He's actually coming around my house sometime this week to help me fix my washing machine. Plus, I got a brother and sister out of the deal, and a niece and nephew. I have always had a large family, and I'm always happy when it widens further.

What’s your favorite type of movie: Action, comedy, documentary, family, horror, romance, sexual? Fiction or nonfiction?

Drama. Followed closely by horror.

If you were given the deed to Earth, what would you do (This would functionally mean that you own everyone and everything on the the planet that exists and that comes into existence by the way) ?

I can finally build the spank tunnel from SpongeBob

What kind of relationship do you have with your neighbors?

Non existent. I don't even know their names

What is it like to love a child? How would you describe the way being bonded to a small human makes you feel?

It’s like the most precious and simultaneously annoying feeling in the world. Kids are awesome and frustrating. Its not for the faint of heart.

What is the most difficult job ever?

surgeon

[serious] What made you so jaded?

A physically, emotionally, and psychologically abusive childhood. I’ve never experienced love or happiness (besides short terms happiness very rarely).

What drives you nuts that people do in public?

Speaker phone, or speaker music. No one wants to hear your shit.

If there was an extra hour of sunlight every day, what historical event would have been different?

Everything! I feel like something so drastic like an extra hour the government can try some fuck shit and give kids an extra hour of school or it can work to our benefit and have an extra hour of sleep or something lol

What is something that makes you get up at the morning?

Being screamed at by cats

Atheists, what would you have to see in order to believe? Likewise, believers, what could cause you to doubt?

No idea, but God would know how to convince me.

What did you do for fun before the internet was a thing?

Go outside

What's in your car?

Seats

What is in your trunk?

According to your name, I'm wondering what you've got in your trunk.

What was a song you didn't like at first but then you ended up liking it?

Never say never by Queen

How would you make Gordon Ramsey proud?

There’s nothing I could do that would impress Gordon Ramsay.

What is the most unfairly highest paid job?

Some high level sport players and politicians

What is the most unfair job?

Slave

what country has the blandest food?

America

What is your biggest fear for the future?

Being a corporate slave for 30+ years of my life

When you have friends or best friends, do you say love you to them? Is it weird to say love you to someone that is not family or a lover?

I say it to my closest friends. We’ve all known each other a minimum of twenty years. On the other hand, I have first cousins that I don’t know well enough to even think of saying I love them. Family is what you decide, not arbitrary connections by blood.

What is a difficult question you need answered?

What is love ?

Would you consider it low key cheating when your partner likes music with opposite sex attractive voices / vocals?

You're kidding, right?

Which profession is filled with the most smug or arrogant workers?

All my friends who became lawyers became dicks.

Which series people don't realize that would be significantly less fun without the laugh tracks?

Friends

What are wormholes and do they exist?

holes created by worms.

What is the craziest thing that has been normalized?

Side hustle culture. Like, how about my side hustle is that my job pays me enough so I don't need a side hustle? The fact that we have a concept of minimum wage means that everyone knows that it should probably be illegal for a job to even exist if it can't support you and pay the bills.

When you feel you just want a hug, but your by yourself, what do you do instead?

hug a pillow and imagine it‘s a cute girl. fml.

What do you do to ensure a healthy work-life balance?

Learn to say no.

The last Wikipedia article you read is what your death will be like. How will you die?

Oh God I just read the article on Junko Furuta's murder...

What is the best brand of frozen pizza?

I love red baron

Life expectancy in the US just went down for the first time since WWII. What do you think is causing this?

They said it was COVID-19

What is a good childhood tv show but it is not popular?

As told by ginger, Nickelodeon

What is the smallest thing that made a big difference?

My weiner. Kids are a nightmare.

Elon musk offers $1million for every inch he puts in you, how much money do you leave with ?

None, he fucked me over already with dogecoin.

What will you tell us that you won't tell the people you love?

My first wife was pregnant when she died.

What's something that seems abnormally "too good to be true" but , in fact, isn't?

That in an ultra capitalistic society (North America) we as citizens still have a place we can go and for absolutely free (to the consumer) we can borrow books, do extensive research, borrow movies, video games, even tools and bakeware in some locations. The fact that public libraries still exist and haven't yet been privatized for profit is amazing to me.

What’s the best book on psychology?

The Gulag Archipelago, Man's search for Meaning, Kyrkogard, Jung, Niezsche... But I think the best in modern times is 12 rules Rules for Life by Jordan Peterson, and Maps of Meaning.

Would you like to have friends like the friends from the "Friends" show? why?

Yes. It's always nice to be there for somebody who's also there for you.

If we are so concerned about individual rights and freedom then why can't we have the same laws across the globe, why does individual/human rights definition changes across borders?

Are you familiar with the concept of "sovereignty"?

What is the best choice of words to improve a sad person's mood?

Sometimes it's not the words that matter. Sometimes small acts of kindness like tripping down the stairs or walking into a clear glass door are enough.