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What life-lesson did you learn the hard way?	When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
What is in your closet?	Tom Cruise.
How do you get rid of negative thoughts that are probably bogus? How do you make your mind stop spinning out of control?	Stop trying to get rid of them, you’ll dig yourself into a hole like that. What you resist persists, just let them be and don’t react, keep going about your day. They’ll fade out eventually.
What is in your basement?	Don't got one, wish I did but they aren't common out here.
What apocalyptic event do you think could happen in the next 10 years?	Grasshopper hordes.
people who have survived murder attempts what happened?	I went to jail for attempted murder
People who’ve eaten Impossible burgers and Beyond burgers, which was better? What was your opinion of each? Taste? Scent? Mouth feel? Overall satisfaction?	Never tried an Impossible Burger, but Beyond Burgers taste the same as normal burgers, although I will say they have a somewhat distinct mouthfeel.
If you were a zoo keeper, what kinds of animals would you want to work with and why?	I like mammals the most. But if i had to narrow it down i would prefer primates, since they’re cute, fun, and smart. Especially chimps and gorillas are so interesting. But i’d also like to feed sea lions/seals/other marine animals. They’re also really fun and cute.
What do you listen to when you need an escape?	Gatecreeper.
How do you define true love?	A dweam wifin a dweam…
What was your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?	CSI
What are some good ways to relieve stress?	take a run. jack off. smoke weed.
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?	Unscrew lightbulb in lamp. Insert finger into lightbulb place. Switch on. Wake up in hospital.
What's the worst movie your favourite actor was in?	Cat woman - Halle Berry
What do you want to say to someone, but can’t bring yourself to?	A friend/roommate casually dropped that they lied about being on birth control to their date (who they’re still seeing) and I can’t bring myself nor have the energy to say I’ve lost all respect for them and don’t care to be their friend :/
What do you think about the movie “Jojo rabbit”?	I think it is a good way to use humor to show the dangers of (child) indoctrination. >!Jojo hated Jews because of the images created, but then it turned out Jews weren't bad and the Nazi's he worshipped were the bad guys, killing his mother.!<
What do you think when you see a guy wearing nail polish?	"That guy's wearing nail polish."
What is something you secretly can’t stand about your roommate(s)?	They're loud, messy, lazy slobs that sit around naked all day and eat all my food and leave their laundry in the machine for hours after it's done. Oh wait, those are my kids.
If Earth was an MMO game what would your personal stats look like?	STR: 10 DEX: 16 CON: 14 INT: 18 WIS: 12 CHA: 10
What memory is stuck in your head right now?	The one about the small, wooden horse.
What do you think about taking multivitamins daily do you think it has a effect on our health?	Yeah, a positive one. Been taking vitamins for a few months and never had more energy
Why would you shame/hate on emergency personal? Firefighters/Paramedics/...?	Like every job, there are good and bad people doing it. Shame someone for the bad they do personally, not for the perception of their job in general. Remember too that these same people are the ones we call when we have a fire, medical emergency etc.
What is your favorite “butterfly effect” story either in history or in your life?	Probably has to be a Jewish girl turning down an Austrian guy who asked her out set a course for 6 million Jewish people to die years later. In my life: a decision one night to go play D&D led to me getting married and having kids.
How does the racism really work?	Be mean to other races….
What figure from history would fit very well in the modern day doing something other than what made them a notable historical figure?	I mean, he was a pretty good painter…
If you became your answer what 2 animals human does count whould you combine?	???
What is the first ever YouTube video you remember watching?	A stampy video
What’s your playlist like?	Good
Who is the worst character from a movie/TV show ever?	Umbridge
What is the Worst Part in your Favorite Movie?	Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.
To the people that smokes cigarettes even tho you know it's very dangerous and can cause cancer...Why do you do it?	I quit a long time ago, but when I smoked, I did it for the same reason people take any sort of drug. It works really well every time.
Who is the most badass fictional character?	Hank Scorpio
What commercial lives in your head rent free?	I haaaave a structured settlement, and I need. cash. Nooooow.
What is the best country to travel to for vacation, in your opinion?	Try to look up Slovenia
With what is happening now in the world,what are the worst effects of climate change in the immediate future?	Look at Canada’s oceans. Look at deaths caused by climate change. Look at india rising water level and Florida. The worst of climate change is the denial it spawns in people who can not comprehend that their children prefer looking at their phones because of the shit world their parents have left them.
What’s your biggest insecurity?	My looks and intellect.
What's a simple change to a 1st world goverment would make it a perfect utopia?	Have politician caring about the country and people rather that money and lobying
What is the best hot sauce?	Sriracha.
What is the single most incredible photograph you can think of?	[Earthrise](http://100photos.time.com/photos/nasa-earthrise-apollo-8)
[Serious] How can cities plan for and manage floods from extreme downpours better?	less concrete and more grass to absorb water and better maintenance on draining
What's the most terrifying thing you've experienced that wasn't paranormal in any way? Just plain ole life being horrifying?	A three headed monkey
Say that your crush is reading the comments, what would like them to know?	I believe in you. You’re going to be fine soon. Just keep trying to pass the time and in a few days you’ll feel much better. I’m here if you need me.
You wake up to find everything completely frozen in time. You do not age, and do not need to eat or sleep. You can unfreeze time whenever you decide, but once you do, you can never go back. What do you do before doing so?	Time to rob a bank and be set for life.
What are your questions for furries?	do people in fursuits speak? or do they just gesticulate the whole time?
Married people, what is one thing you wish you could permanently change about your wedding?	That we eloped and saved 30K$
What is the weirdest/worst thing you could imagine yourself do for 1 000 000 USD?	i would do literally anything
What is it like working in retail/supermarkets, any downsides, positives?	It's mostly downsides. Customers suck, pay sucks, management gives two shits about you. Upsides are you learn what it's like to work retail so you treat other retail workers like actual people instead of like a peon.
What was the name of the narrator/speaker (the guy that has like an egg head) in Wii Party?	Party Phil?
What conversation did you hear but were not supposed to?	My “best friend” talking to his mom , asking her to ask me to go home. Saying that I wasn’t really his friend and he didn’t want to hang out anymore. To be fair I was pretty annoying.
What are the worst thoughts you've had about another person that scared yourself?	"I could kill this person and no one would know."
What are some plausible conspiracy theories that you've heard?	Epstein. I mean it's hardly even a theory. There's no way two guards both simultaneously fell asleep and the security cameras just happened to malfunction on that day. They want us to know. Also Princess Diana.
What are 3 bands you DON'T like that most people do like?	Bts,bts,bts,bts wait you said 3? Bts
What is a favorite game of yours that is only your favorite because of the modding community and why?	Modders have improved Battlefront 2 significantly adding a way more proper offline play, modes, characters..
Which videogame is the best and why??	Rdr2 because it looks amazing, is open world and the story in the campain is one of the best ive seen
Can someone please explain the Youtube Locker Period? Is it guaranteed that the locker period will expire? What is the locker period?	When you buy a movie on YouTube, it is stored in a digital locker, and you can view it an unlimited number of times as long as the locker period has not expired. The locker period would at least be for five years from when you purchase the movie. Each item (movies) could have different locker periods, which you have to agree to at the time of purchase. By any chance, if the movie has been taken down before the completion of 5 years (locker period), then you can request for a refund.
people who went to a WWE show without ever watching it or having any prior knowledge to it beforehand, what was it like?	I was at no way out 2008, without ever watching before. It’s still enjoyable due to the energy of the fans, the pyro, and seeing everything in person.
What is an example of when centrism was not a virtue?	Centrism has never been a virtue. Imagine a pundit giving time to a world premiere astrophysicist to discuss astronomy. He gets 10 minutes. Then, in the name of centrism and fairness, he welcomes a new guest: Jimmy Podunk, who is the president of the local Flat Earth Society. Centrism is primarily concerned with ignoring facts and data in the interest of what is perceived as “in the middle,” thus succumbing to false equivalence. It also allows the extremes to define your political position. You’d have to dance pretty fast to keep up with the Overton Window as it slams to the Right like a typewriter’s shuttlecock. Centrism is choosing willful Ignorance.
Would you rather have a talking cat or a talking dog as a pet, and why?	A cat would say smarter things, but be a jerk about it all the time. A dog would say a bunch of dumb crap and never shut up.
Only wrong answers, what makes you beautiful?	My personality and great looks.
What are you collecting with the intention of selling it in the future at a much higher price?	Good try. I’m not giving you my secret
What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?	Old Yeller.
What do you do with your free time at the end of a work day ?	All time is free time and yours to spend however you want. For lots of us the best choice is to spend some of it working. Mindset matters my friend.
What is the most overused phrase on dating profiles?	Here for a good time, not a long time. Or some shit like that
How did the pandemic change your life?	It didn't.
How do you normally react when you wake up at 3 am and see baphomet riding your penis into oblivion?	Cum immediately
To the ones who suffer from depression, what's the one thing you'd like to say to the ones that don't?	I’m not actually sad about anything. My brain chemicals make me feel sad even when I’m not. At least, when I’m off my meds.
One week from now, every human's complete lifetime internet history will be revealed to the world. What do you do during that one week?	Post a ton of nudes and hope everyone sees that first so they're too scared to look at the rest of my history
If a man feels happy when he is with others, but feels sad when he is alone, is he actually happy or sad?	He's depressed.
What is the strangest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?	A man in the office (so, relatively public) pulled down his pants to scratch his psoriasis. The manager couldn't convince him that this was wrong, that he should have stepped into the bathroom for a minute. Obviously, someone like that was doing other things too and this was one of the things on the list that got him fired. He called her for a reference six weeks later.
What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?	no u
People who change lanes without signaling in moderate to heavy traffic. Why?	i ran out of blinker fluid
What quote do you have tattooed?	2 + 2 = 4 -1 = 3 QUICK MAFFS
What's in your opinion the best temperature?	24°
Who’s house toilet did you clog and leave without saying anything?	Nice try Mom
What inventions could have been invented sooner given the level of technology?	Frisbees
For those who tried this, how does it feel to have an ass on your face?	Also why? And what type of cleaning goes into that?
What are some examples of an invasive species going about unchecked? What happened?	Cats killing birds like straight up badasses.
What is something you can’t get good at no matter how hard you try?	Singing
What is the MOST painful thing you’ve ever been through?	Passing Kidney stones
In your country, what is the difference between a biscuit and a cookie, or are they the same thing?	Biscuit is much thicker and typically very flakey. While a cookie is thing less bready and has chocolate chips
What is your favorite underutilized saying/colloquialism?	Geese are just the plural of goose
People who ran away from home, what did you have to do to survive?	Run back
What’s the weirdest thing someone has told you in hopes of turning you on?	That they loved me. Psssst suuuuuuure
What’s the best decision you have ever made?	Giving up drinking
People who walked in on their parents or other family member having sex...what happened?	I walked in on my cousin once they were fucking on the couch in the living room they didn’t hear me come in so I slapped his ass and told him to keep going hard. They didn’t keep going.
Which Olympic Sport is the easiest to begin and commit to at a late age?	Curling
How did you know the internet for the first time?	Watching fireforest101 lego batman. That was a fun time.
What is the first game you have ever played?	Super Mario Bros - NES
Who is that one person who has deeply affected who you are today but is not involved in your life anymore?	My ex-boyfriend. Our relationship was not good for me.
What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in college?	Holy shit I wish I could post a picture. Around late September, I was walking across campus to my car and realized I’d forgotten my wallet when I got to my lot. Walking back, just up a stairwell there was this hunchback abomination cloaked in black with a mannequins head and wooden hands. Between it’s hands and fingers there was this loose mass of tangled red sting with a little baby effigy hanging from it. It basically appeared in the 6 minutes it took me from that spot on campus to my car and back.
[Serious] What's your opinion about assisted suicide?	Voluntary euthanasia in the form of a painless, reliable, and peaceful death should be freely available to anyone of age who wants it at no cost.
What was your dream car as a kid and what’s the situation regarding it now?	Then: a mustang. Had to be blue. Now: Audi TT, still has to be blue.
Has a close friend every tried to steal your spouse, what happened to the relationship? what happened to your friendship?	Close friend, brother tried. Karma killed both. Divorced spouse for cheating.
What’s the perfect response to “no u”?	No u
You are brought back to the forming of the earth, and are granted god-like powers to shape the planet. You can organize land masses and ecosystems, setting the path for evolution. You can create new ecosystems and erase species before they even existed. What kind of earth do you create?	I wouldn't change anything about the system that not only resulted in my birth, but got me god-like powers too.
What's an everyday problem you have that not many people share?	not being able to press some buttons easil cuz my fingers bend backtoo far
What is you biggest fear?	being forgotten
What things should you buy the name brand of?	Shoes brand name will last 100% longer, fit better, look better and won't tear the skin off the back of your ankle (shaq)
What female vocalists gives you goosebumps?	[Iris DeMent](https://youtu.be/nlaoR5m4L80)
To the people who don’t return their grocery carts to the cart returns. Why don’t you?	I want to keep the cart guy employed. Sometimes I’ll park really far away and leave my cart where I parked so the guy can have time for a smoke break if he wants one.

What life-lesson did you learn the hard way?

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

What is in your closet?

Tom Cruise.

How do you get rid of negative thoughts that are probably bogus? How do you make your mind stop spinning out of control?

Stop trying to get rid of them, you’ll dig yourself into a hole like that. What you resist persists, just let them be and don’t react, keep going about your day. They’ll fade out eventually.

What is in your basement?

Don't got one, wish I did but they aren't common out here.

What apocalyptic event do you think could happen in the next 10 years?

Grasshopper hordes.

people who have survived murder attempts what happened?

I went to jail for attempted murder

People who’ve eaten Impossible burgers and Beyond burgers, which was better? What was your opinion of each? Taste? Scent? Mouth feel? Overall satisfaction?

Never tried an Impossible Burger, but Beyond Burgers taste the same as normal burgers, although I will say they have a somewhat distinct mouthfeel.

If you were a zoo keeper, what kinds of animals would you want to work with and why?

I like mammals the most. But if i had to narrow it down i would prefer primates, since they’re cute, fun, and smart. Especially chimps and gorillas are so interesting. But i’d also like to feed sea lions/seals/other marine animals. They’re also really fun and cute.

What do you listen to when you need an escape?

Gatecreeper.

How do you define true love?

A dweam wifin a dweam…

What was your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?

CSI

What are some good ways to relieve stress?

take a run. jack off. smoke weed.

What’s the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?

Unscrew lightbulb in lamp. Insert finger into lightbulb place. Switch on. Wake up in hospital.

What's the worst movie your favourite actor was in?

Cat woman - Halle Berry

What do you want to say to someone, but can’t bring yourself to?

A friend/roommate casually dropped that they lied about being on birth control to their date (who they’re still seeing) and I can’t bring myself nor have the energy to say I’ve lost all respect for them and don’t care to be their friend :/

What do you think about the movie “Jojo rabbit”?

I think it is a good way to use humor to show the dangers of (child) indoctrination. >!Jojo hated Jews because of the images created, but then it turned out Jews weren't bad and the Nazi's he worshipped were the bad guys, killing his mother.!<

What do you think when you see a guy wearing nail polish?

"That guy's wearing nail polish."

What is something you secretly can’t stand about your roommate(s)?

They're loud, messy, lazy slobs that sit around naked all day and eat all my food and leave their laundry in the machine for hours after it's done. Oh wait, those are my kids.

If Earth was an MMO game what would your personal stats look like?

STR: 10 DEX: 16 CON: 14 INT: 18 WIS: 12 CHA: 10

What memory is stuck in your head right now?

The one about the small, wooden horse.

What do you think about taking multivitamins daily do you think it has a effect on our health?

Yeah, a positive one. Been taking vitamins for a few months and never had more energy

Why would you shame/hate on emergency personal? Firefighters/Paramedics/...?

Like every job, there are good and bad people doing it. Shame someone for the bad they do personally, not for the perception of their job in general. Remember too that these same people are the ones we call when we have a fire, medical emergency etc.

What is your favorite “butterfly effect” story either in history or in your life?

Probably has to be a Jewish girl turning down an Austrian guy who asked her out set a course for 6 million Jewish people to die years later. In my life: a decision one night to go play D&D led to me getting married and having kids.

How does the racism really work?

Be mean to other races….

What figure from history would fit very well in the modern day doing something other than what made them a notable historical figure?

I mean, he *was* a pretty good painter…

If you became your answer what 2 animals human does count whould you combine?

???

What is the first ever YouTube video you remember watching?

A stampy video

What’s your playlist like?

Good

Who is the worst character from a movie/TV show ever?

Umbridge

What is the Worst Part in your Favorite Movie?

Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.

To the people that smokes cigarettes even tho you know it's very dangerous and can cause cancer...Why do you do it?

I quit a long time ago, but when I smoked, I did it for the same reason people take any sort of drug. It works really well every time.

Who is the most badass fictional character?

Hank Scorpio

What commercial lives in your head rent free?

*I haaaave a structured settlement, and I need. cash. Nooooow.*

What is the best country to travel to for vacation, in your opinion?

Try to look up Slovenia

With what is happening now in the world,what are the worst effects of climate change in the immediate future?

Look at Canada’s oceans. Look at deaths caused by climate change. Look at india rising water level and Florida. The worst of climate change is the denial it spawns in people who can not comprehend that their children prefer looking at their phones because of the shit world their parents have left them.

What’s your biggest insecurity?

My looks and intellect.

What's a simple change to a 1st world goverment would make it a perfect utopia?

Have politician caring about the country and people rather that money and lobying

What is the best hot sauce?

Sriracha.

What is the single most incredible photograph you can think of?

[Earthrise](http://100photos.time.com/photos/nasa-earthrise-apollo-8)

[Serious] How can cities plan for and manage floods from extreme downpours better?

less concrete and more grass to absorb water and better maintenance on draining

What's the most terrifying thing you've experienced that wasn't paranormal in any way? Just plain ole life being horrifying?

A three headed monkey

Say that your crush is reading the comments, what would like them to know?

I believe in you. You’re going to be fine soon. Just keep trying to pass the time and in a few days you’ll feel much better. I’m here if you need me.

You wake up to find everything completely frozen in time. You do not age, and do not need to eat or sleep. You can unfreeze time whenever you decide, but once you do, you can never go back. What do you do before doing so?

Time to rob a bank and be set for life.

What are your questions for furries?

do people in fursuits speak? or do they just gesticulate the whole time?

Married people, what is one thing you wish you could permanently change about your wedding?

That we eloped and saved 30K$

What is the weirdest/worst thing you could imagine yourself do for 1 000 000 USD?

i would do literally anything

What is it like working in retail/supermarkets, any downsides, positives?

It's mostly downsides. Customers suck, pay sucks, management gives two shits about you. Upsides are you learn what it's like to work retail so you treat other retail workers like actual people instead of like a peon.

What was the name of the narrator/speaker (the guy that has like an egg head) in Wii Party?

Party Phil?

What conversation did you hear but were not supposed to?

My “best friend” talking to his mom , asking her to ask me to go home. Saying that I wasn’t really his friend and he didn’t want to hang out anymore. To be fair I was pretty annoying.

What are the worst thoughts you've had about another person that scared yourself?

*"I could kill this person and no one would know."*

What are some plausible conspiracy theories that you've heard?

Epstein. I mean it's hardly even a theory. There's no way two guards both simultaneously fell asleep and the security cameras just happened to malfunction on that day. They want us to know. Also Princess Diana.

What are 3 bands you DON'T like that most people do like?

Bts,bts,bts,bts wait you said 3? Bts

What is a favorite game of yours that is only your favorite because of the modding community and why?

Modders have improved Battlefront 2 significantly adding a way more proper offline play, modes, characters..

Which videogame is the best and why??

Rdr2 because it looks amazing, is open world and the story in the campain is one of the best ive seen

Can someone please explain the Youtube Locker Period? Is it guaranteed that the locker period will expire? What is the locker period?

When you buy a movie on YouTube, it is stored in a digital locker, and you can view it an unlimited number of times as long as the locker period has not expired. The locker period would at least be for five years from when you purchase the movie. Each item (movies) could have different locker periods, which you have to agree to at the time of purchase. By any chance, if the movie has been taken down before the completion of 5 years (locker period), then you can request for a refund.

people who went to a WWE show without ever watching it or having any prior knowledge to it beforehand, what was it like?

I was at no way out 2008, without ever watching before. It’s still enjoyable due to the energy of the fans, the pyro, and seeing everything in person.

What is an example of when centrism was not a virtue?

Centrism has never been a virtue. Imagine a pundit giving time to a world premiere astrophysicist to discuss astronomy. He gets 10 minutes. Then, in the name of centrism and fairness, he welcomes a new guest: Jimmy Podunk, who is the president of the local Flat Earth Society. Centrism is primarily concerned with ignoring facts and data in the interest of what is perceived as “in the middle,” thus succumbing to false equivalence. It also allows the extremes to define your political position. You’d have to dance pretty fast to keep up with the Overton Window as it slams to the Right like a typewriter’s shuttlecock. Centrism is choosing willful Ignorance.

Would you rather have a talking cat or a talking dog as a pet, and why?

A cat would say smarter things, but be a jerk about it all the time. A dog would say a bunch of dumb crap and never shut up.

Only wrong answers, what makes you beautiful?

My personality and great looks.

What are you collecting with the intention of selling it in the future at a much higher price?

Good try. I’m not giving you my secret

What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?

Old Yeller.

What do you do with your free time at the end of a work day ?

All time is free time and yours to spend however you want. For lots of us the best choice is to spend some of it working. Mindset matters my friend.

What is the most overused phrase on dating profiles?

Here for a good time, not a long time. Or some shit like that

How did the pandemic change your life?

It didn't.

How do you normally react when you wake up at 3 am and see baphomet riding your penis into oblivion?

Cum immediately

To the ones who suffer from depression, what's the one thing you'd like to say to the ones that don't?

I’m not actually sad about anything. My brain chemicals make me feel sad even when I’m not. At least, when I’m off my meds.

One week from now, every human's complete lifetime internet history will be revealed to the world. What do you do during that one week?

Post a ton of nudes and hope everyone sees that first so they're too scared to look at the rest of my history

If a man feels happy when he is with others, but feels sad when he is alone, is he actually happy or sad?

He's depressed.

What is the strangest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?

A man in the office (so, relatively public) pulled down his pants to scratch his psoriasis. The manager couldn't convince him that this was wrong, that he should have stepped into the bathroom for a minute. Obviously, someone like that was doing other things too and this was one of the things on the list that got him fired. He called her for a reference six weeks later.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

no u

People who change lanes without signaling in moderate to heavy traffic. Why?

i ran out of blinker fluid

What quote do you have tattooed?

2 + 2 = 4 -1 = 3 QUICK MAFFS

What's in your opinion the best temperature?

24°

Who’s house toilet did you clog and leave without saying anything?

Nice try Mom

What inventions could have been invented sooner given the level of technology?

Frisbees

For those who tried this, how does it feel to have an ass on your face?

Also why? And what type of cleaning goes into that?

What are some examples of an invasive species going about unchecked? What happened?

Cats killing birds like straight up badasses.

What is something you can’t get good at no matter how hard you try?

Singing

What is the MOST painful thing you’ve ever been through?

Passing Kidney stones

In your country, what is the difference between a biscuit and a cookie, or are they the same thing?

Biscuit is much thicker and typically very flakey. While a cookie is thing less bready and has chocolate chips

What is your favorite underutilized saying/colloquialism?

Geese are just the plural of goose

People who ran away from home, what did you have to do to survive?

Run back

What’s the weirdest thing someone has told you in hopes of turning you on?

That they loved me. Psssst suuuuuuure

What’s the best decision you have ever made?

Giving up drinking

People who walked in on their parents or other family member having sex...what happened?

I walked in on my cousin once they were fucking on the couch in the living room they didn’t hear me come in so I slapped his ass and told him to keep going hard. They didn’t keep going.

Which Olympic Sport is the easiest to begin and commit to at a late age?

Curling

How did you know the internet for the first time?

Watching fireforest101 lego batman. That was a fun time.

What is the first game you have ever played?

Super Mario Bros - NES

Who is that one person who has deeply affected who you are today but is not involved in your life anymore?

My ex-boyfriend. Our relationship was not good for me.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in college?

Holy shit I wish I could post a picture. Around late September, I was walking across campus to my car and realized I’d forgotten my wallet when I got to my lot. Walking back, just up a stairwell there was this hunchback abomination cloaked in black with a mannequins head and wooden hands. Between it’s hands and fingers there was this loose mass of tangled red sting with a little baby effigy hanging from it. It basically appeared in the 6 minutes it took me from that spot on campus to my car and back.

[Serious] What's your opinion about assisted suicide?

Voluntary euthanasia in the form of a painless, reliable, and peaceful death should be freely available to anyone of age who wants it at no cost.

What was your dream car as a kid and what’s the situation regarding it now?

Then: a mustang. Had to be blue. Now: Audi TT, still has to be blue.

Has a close friend every tried to steal your spouse, what happened to the relationship? what happened to your friendship?

Close friend, brother tried. Karma killed both. Divorced spouse for cheating.

What’s the perfect response to “no u”?

No u

You are brought back to the forming of the earth, and are granted god-like powers to shape the planet. You can organize land masses and ecosystems, setting the path for evolution. You can create new ecosystems and erase species before they even existed. What kind of earth do you create?

I wouldn't change anything about the system that not only resulted in my birth, but got me god-like powers too.

What's an everyday problem you have that not many people share?

not being able to press some buttons easil cuz my fingers bend backtoo far

What is you biggest fear?

being forgotten

What things should you buy the name brand of?

Shoes brand name will last 100% longer, fit better, look better and won't tear the skin off the back of your ankle (shaq)

What female vocalists gives you goosebumps?

[Iris DeMent](https://youtu.be/nlaoR5m4L80)

To the people who don’t return their grocery carts to the cart returns. Why don’t you?

I want to keep the cart guy employed. Sometimes I’ll park really far away and leave my cart where I parked so the guy can have time for a smoke break if he wants one.