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Whats an embarrassing moment that keeps you up at night?
I sleep at night so I guess I have none
Sharing only your biggest complaint/issue with it, what is your favorite video game?
For mine, all the damn weapons break too fast and the damn rain ruins my plans at the absolute worst times.
What overused joke are you sick of hearing?
"SeE yOu NeXt YeAr"
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever gone to court for?
Speeding tickets between the age of 18-21. Having to do community service for it to not get points on my license. GTFO here….21+ it’s pay the ticket….skip court and the arrogant and noise up the air solicitors to the court. Screw all of that. Take my money and continue to speed. Road rules are more like “guidelines”.
What is the most irrational thing you’ve done out of sheer impulse and felt really stupid for after?
Fucked around with stocks. Lost 10k. But I take it as a lesson learned and also taught me to be a better person. Was going through a tough time mentally so in a way I’m glad it happened.
How different are you as a person compared to 5 years ago?
I'm more sleep deprived (I have a 2 year old), much healthier (hired a PT a few years ago for 3 months, best investment I've ever made in my health) and am at ease with the odd white hair in my beard. Probably more patient and considerate too.
For those who have achieved their dreams. Why didn’t you give up?
Often I had achieved a goal, but then I realized that this didn‘t fullfilled my Life. So I looked for the next goal. I don‘t Tesla or Amazon. But goals for a normal person
Your username is now a deadly disease, what are the symptoms?
Uh oh
[Serious] What's the best way to stop a taxi driver from talking a lot?
Act like youre deaf
Vegetarians & vegans: How do you answer when asked your reasons for going veg/vegan?
For the animals
If you could choose to get a pound (or dollar) for one thing every time it happened, what would you choose and how rich would you be?
breathing
Be honest, what do you think of Elon Musk?
I think he’s insecure, petty, and immature.
Seems like everyone wants a tip these days. Where do you guys draw the line?
I TIP out of appreciation, not obligation. There is a difference between being frugal and cheap.
Why do you still buy Iphone? (Don't just say you like them that's boring)?
The question and fixation itself is boring. I like the quality and I have other apple devices and I can afford it.
What is the most evil thing a regular person can do?
Rape and kill a child.
Who's your favourite fictional character of a novel and why?
As of late, it’s Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse). In the books, she’s a foul mouthed, unapologetic woman who has gone through a lot and still manages to play The Game and outwit most of her opponents. She got shit done. In style.
What are two things that don’t normally go together but are actually a great combination?
Chicken nuggets and ice cream
[Serious] LGBT+ people: how did you came out to your family?
Halloween party, people very drunk. Playing cards against humanity. I was the judge. Someone played the card "-showing all the boys my pussy". Mom said I don't need to be thinking about that. I told her "don't worry, but if it was showing all the *girls* my pussy then we'd have a different story"
What do you do when you’re bored?
I Fuck my doorknob
To the people who lacked self-confidence and gained it later, how did you do it?
Force yourself to be in uncomfortable situations And fake it til you make it. Sounds cliche but it really does work
What's your favourite potato chip/crisp?
Pringles original
What is the best way to organize recipes?
Set them on fire and go out to eat.
What is the difference between having a dog and having a child?
If your dog dies you don't have to deal with the police
What is a TV show with no good episodes?
Grey's anatomy
What are some random facts that are actually useful?
Turn signals let people know where you're going.
What was the most unexpected positive to come out of the pandemic?
I have literally memorized almost the entire worlds flags.
whats makes your school life memorable?
My first introduction to delectable, mind bending drugs.
Who is the true villain of Peter Pan: Peter, or Hook?
It's Peter. He kidnapps children and forces them to live in his cult until they are too old for.... whatever he dies to them and then kills them. The few that get away bonded together and formed the pirates
People who work in airports, what’s the latest drama you have seen?
I don’t know. I don’t work in an airport.
what did you think was good about your country but turns out its objectively bad?
I don't own a country unfortunately but I am eager to read what others have to answer.
Who is the trippiest person alive today?
Gary Busey?
If you could make a crossover of any two shows what would they be?
Sherlock meet Dr Who
Who do you think is the most efficient fast food restaurant?
Never knew a fast food restaurant was a person.
What your occupation be if you had followed your childhood dreams? And what is it in reality?
As a child, I dreamt of becoming an archaeologist. As an adult, I became an archaeologist.
What ASMR videos do you like?
That anything like ATM?
Which Sesame Street character has the most sex appeal and why is it Cookie Monster?
Nom nom nom that's why
If your pet could now speak for once and was allowed to answer one single question, what would you ask it?
Do you love me as much as I love you?
What is something that feels badass while doing it, but looks absolutely ridiculous to everyone else?
Speeding in traffic
What's your favourite rice dish?
a risotto made with good white wine and parmesan cheese and omlette rice from Japan (for example)
What "hard" game do you think crossed the line from Hard but entertaining to downright brokenly punishing?
Battletoads.
What’s the stupidest anti technology argument you’ve ever heard?
All teachers in the 90s/2000s…..”you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket”. *clears throat* bitch there were calculator watches in the 80s…..let alone the modern smart phones, watches and everything else today. Gtfo here.
If you came with a warning label/sticker what would it say?
Fragile
If you had 200 billion dollars, what would you do with it, and why is it travel into space with a big phallus rocket?
Because space.
What do you think is the driving force or motives behind these “Karen” archetypes? Why do they insist on being on unnecessarily terrible?
it all boils down to one word entitlement
What is the biggest romantic relationship dealbreaker?
I just cant handle "smelly".
What are the most interesting male baby names?
Obi-Wan Kenobi
What would you do if the solar system was going to explode in 5 to 10 years?
die in 5 to 10 years
What are some things Presidents Joe Biden and Donald Trump have in common?
Old
What's the stupidest thing you ever looked up on wikipedia?
Wheatley the Intelligence Dampening Sphere, he's stupid as hell
Your trauma is now your super power. What is it?
Domestic Violence
If everything you ever lost was sitting on a table in front of you, what would it look like?
It would be my joy and will to live
If you had all the money you needed, but still needed to work, which job would you take?
Sex worker
For some unknown reason a higher power forces you to change the color of your tongue. Which color do you pick?
Glow in the dark! [Just like in the SpongeBob pretty patties episode.](https://youtu.be/siswNrU8qp0)
What weird habit did you have when you were younger?
Going on the internet and not masturbating
What's your biggest accomplishment?
Probably getting a scholarship to law school.
People, who drive very loud cars, why do you do this?
To compensate for my small weiner
What’s your way of asserting dominance?
Gaining data silently and using it at the right time against my foes.
What’s something the other sex does that you’ll never understand?
Sending dickpics.
What’s actually stopping you from quitting that job you despise?
$$$$
When did you feel that your family and friends were proud of you?
I'm irrelevant in my family. Fuck those guys
What new editing feature would be fun to use for text messages or gifs?
That you could use your head with a cartoonish filter to make a gif of you saying goodbye or something like that. Idk of it already exists but it would be great
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made in your life?
Not believing in myself, and not applying myself. I never tried, and that's what haunts me the most.
Where does your idea go when it has already been forgotten?
I forgot
What wisdom would you like to share with an 18 yr old ?
Save and invest. I cannot stress this enough. Going out to eat and partying is overrated. All parties are not good parties.
Have you ever liked someone until they talked, and what did they say?
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee
Ex police officers or current officers what do you think of people driving retired police cars ?
Ford never should have killed the panther platform. Long Live the Crown Victoria.
How come that inflation dont increase despite central banks lowering interest rates to like zero and prints money? Will it ever go up? Its getting increasingly difficult to afford a home. And why is not house prices in the inflation calculus?
Have you not seen the prices of all sorta of things going up?
If money weren't an issue, what would be the most obnoxious way for you to get around town?
Presidential-style motorcade.
Don't say things like breathing and blinking but if you could choose one thing that every time it happens you get a pound (or dollar) what would it be and how rich are you?
Im gonna go with farting.
What is one thing that if everyone did, would make the world a much better place?
Stop littering.
What appears to be safe but is actually quite dangerous?
Having an opinion in today’s society
What is something great that Gen Xers have done that is mostly overlooked?
Got to be the last generation to know a world without cell phones, computers and facebook. God, the freedom.
How has the delta variant affected your part of the country?
Well, we’re back in lockdown and cases are still rising, so…
What fuckers are more annoying than mosquitoes?
People calling about my car’s extended warranty
If one were to only support businesses, with happy, well taken care of employees. What companies come to mind?
I've always heard Costco treats and pays their people well.
What skill does your generation learned that neither the generation before nor the one after has ?
How to fix a VHS tape when it gets tangled in the VCR.
How does MacGyver know how to make all this shit?
When he gets the materials he unlocks the crafting recipes
what are you drinking right now?
Water. That is all I drink. I'm so bland.
Wrong answers of how big chain stores got their name?
BJs started as a porn shop
If death wasn't inevitable, would you still evade it and why?
Well... I might stay around and wait for science to make me young forever and disease free. If death suddenly wasn't inevitable, and I had my family with me, then I'll choose to live. If science doesn't make youth possible then I'll go when I get old, because what's the point of just... Being here? I also feel i would feel the need to guard my life paranoiacally, because losing the chance to live young forever with people I love would definitely cause me a lot of paranoia.
Which fruit is the most underrated fruit and why?
Lychees. They taste divine.
What are your thoughts on the idea or belief that a man cannot be friends with a women and that any friendship between a man and women is just the mans attempt to create a sexual/romantic relationship with that women?
complete total and utter bullshit
Which well known company has the darkest secret that not many of people know about?
Hugo Boss made Naxi Uniforms
What do you consider a lot of money ?
That depends, to own or to owe?
Why would you be for or against an open air drug market in your local area?
It's already there, so I dont care.
Who is your role model (someone who can be found easily) and why should others have them as their own role model?
I guess jesus wasn't that bad, I can't think of anyone living that's a good role model.
What's the good way to creating new friendships in real life, if you are not that social teenager?
Sports if you’re into that
What technology in your opinion is most cool and useful?
Our phone, we can call anyone and to look up anything
[Serious] What's the most convincing video of paranormal activity you've seen?
I don’t believe in any of it. My ex did. She used to get mad at me for not believing any of it. Idk I thought she was just witchy and sorta dumb but whatever it was cool. She has a ring video of a garbage can at her house that rolled around her grass in the backyard weirdly meticulously- like traced it- then stood up in its original position. I never even budged - I said that’s the wind, yea it’s weird but there’s no ghosts that’s stupid. Idk man. ……. That video was the one that made me wonder
What's the "weird hill" that you're determined to die on?
Both parties of the American two party system are equally fucked and we should actually elect a 3rd party, 4th party or 5th party president for once.
What’s the biggest lie you’ve been told that you believed for a long time?
cracking ur knuckles givs u artherithes
What or who disappointed you the most lately?
Me
What's your favourite quote?
"If you doo doo on yourself" -Tyler The Creator and I live by that everyday
Are cats/dogs physically able to drink from straw? For example suck milk from straw??
I would assume they can, since they are mammals and drink milk from their mother's breasts. The actions that allow humans to do this is the same that allows us to drink from straws, so it would make sense if that applied to other mammals too.
What crimes are done in the nature so often it puts human criminals to shame?
Probably infanticide or cannibalism or rape. A lot less littering, though.
What do you buy a one year old human?
A bank account with seed money
What is one daily habit that helped you be a better person?
Bong hits
What NSFW thing did you accidently witness at work?
My coworker looking to hire a male stripper on her work desktop
What do you absolutely dislike about today’s society? and what you would change that thing for?
There's a lot of judgement and gossiping around. It would be much better if people mind their own business and let others get on with their lives.
How would you steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
Gun