Input
stringlengths 3
315
| Output
stringlengths 1
10k
⌀ |
---|---|
what souvieners do you collect from different countries you visit? | Soil/sand because it’s very illegal and free |
Which animal not native to your country do you wish was native to your country? | Pandas, they’re cool |
What side character from a good TV show should never have their own spin-off show? | Patrick from Spongebob |
[SERIOUS] Doctors, Nurses, Healthcare Workers in the USA: Your decisions have the potential to create significant financial burden for your patients, how does this influence your decision making process? | My step mom is a doctor. In the US she has to run tests or else she could get sued for not doing them. It sucks that they are expensive. |
What was your worst experience in college? | Getting assaulted by my girlfriend. Too dumb and lacking the self-esteem to end it then. I was embarrassed and my friends made jokes about it. |
You get one free card to get a glimpse into the future consequences of one action. You can then come back and change your action/choice as you wish, but you don't know what effect this change will have. What do you choose? | Why is this question overly complicated? |
What advice would you give to everyone? | Your workmates are not your mates |
Who created all the animals? | Technically themselves |
Non-Christians who still go/went to church, what church song is an absolute bop and why? | "Hard Rock Hallelujah" was a real banger. |
How do you stop being a "boomer"? | You die |
What are your thoughts on the whole 2012-era tumblr proanorexia thing that got concerningly mainstream at the time before being stamped out (of public view)? | I used to search every version of proanorexic hashtag I could on Instagram and go down a rabbit hole of these horrible accounts and posts. It probably didn’t do much but I reported all of the harmful ones I could find to try and get them taken down. I did leave ones alone that were people trying to get better and encouraging others to share their experiences and healing journey. There were SO MANY that promoted skeletal bodies as ‘thinspiration’ and told others not to eat or gave tips on avoiding food in front of others. It was sick and twisted and always upset me but I hoped I helped a tiny bit. |
What technology do you expect to exist in the year 2100? | Time travel. I know this for a fact. Two years ago I was in this pork sliders bar I like going to after work, having a nice craft beer from Vermont. Sitting on the bar stool next to me what is peculiar fella, dressed in interesting clothes. He kept drinking the beer, saying his love for fine beer (how he referred to, I'm assuming "craft beer" - as fine beer, how one call fine wine). He kept saying he doesn't have it from where he's from. I found this odd, every city in America, if not the world, has a lease two or three microbreweries. I asked him where is he from.
"Not where. But when?", He responded. He then told me that he is from the future. The year 2100 to be exact. Of course, I did not believe him. Until he told me this, "2020, we'll go down in history for one hell of a year. If I told you what would happen you wouldn't believe me." He then left the bar, and I never saw him again.
Well he was right, 2020 was one hell of a year. So, that's how I know you will have time travel in 2100. |
What is the worst date you’ve ever been on and why? | When on a date with a girl I met on tinder. Found out a week later that she was a distant cousin.... |
What was the moment that you realized that someone you really liked romantically or as a friend wasn't going to last long? | The friend got put into a mental health program which caused them to miss school every day for 2 weeks and they weren’t doing anything to help themselves get better. It got so bad that when me and some people in my friend group didn’t hear her ask a simple question they had a ridiculous mental breakdown which caused everybody in the call to leave it. My friend that stayed on the call said they were making “inhumanly” sounds. |
People who have overcame mental illness, how did you do it? | I wouldn’t say I’ve totally overcome it, but it’s mostly under control. Therapy and medicine. |
Why do you think a man would avoid a woman? | Because he's smart |
The Miss Universe Organization recently announced that the 70th edition of the pageant will be held in Eilat, Israel. What are your thoughts about this? | IsRAel bAd pALiStiNe gOoD |
What's your favorite type of chocolate? | Sexual |
What should be allowed which is currently banned? | Free the nipple |
Where in the world would you like to go if you had to live in another country? | Japan defenetly, because I love the culture and everything is so nice looking, plus the food is great |
Which celebrity death affected you the most? | Chester Bennington |
How do you change your thinking to think more positively? | It’s really more conscious than you think it is, whenever you feel yourself slipping into that negativity, you actively have to talk to yourself in your head or out loud to focus up on something positive. But it’s just like anything else and takes practice |
(serious) what's the fastest way you've seen someone screw up their life? | Drinking and driving, driving under the influence.
Stupid, preventable, life changing.... |
What’s the saddest thing to happen at your high school? | A boy leaked a girl's nudes to the entire school after begging for them - the boy didn't really face any consequences, but the girl was pretty much shunned and labelled as a slut for the rest of her time in HS. It was heartbreaking. |
What made you choose your career path? | Passion. I have always loved writing, and I really want to become an author when I get older. |
What are your shower thoughts? | r/showerthoughts |
To people that toss cigarette butts on the road, on the grass, in the woods, etc. why do you do it? | I have gotten a hot ash in my eye, twice from people flicking butts out their car window. I was watching a friend's son and he burned his foot on somebody's improperly extinguished cigarette(he had flip flops on at the beach). My last house, I spent more time raking butts than leaves in the fall (busy street). I went paddleboarding a few weeks ago and people in a boat next to us were flicking their butts into the lake. I've seen people empty their car ashtrays in parking lots. Yes, there are MANY responsible, perfectly nice smokers, but it is a habit that DEFINITELY attracts trashy, gross people. |
What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot? | I went to the bathroom then went outside ran 2k. Got home forgot my keys so managed to think of a way to get into my house through the window and not really even realise what I had done |
To the people who watch family vlog content on Youtube, why? | I come from a broken home myself and love seeing happy couples and loved children. I realize that vlogs aren't 100% real, but it's nice to watch some simple happiness for 10 minutes and imagine starting my own happy family one day. |
when you wake up and get out of the bed you step in water. a flood have happening. and it height at 8 inch. it will soon increase to it highest at 11 inch. what do you do? | Go swimming |
What popular product is a complete waste of money? | Apple watch |
[Serious] Hotel room service and housekeeping, what is the worse thing you found in a room? | A body |
To hotel cleaners: what is the weirdest thing you have found in a hotel room? | I once found a "ring" on top of the bible we keep in everyone's room.
This "ring" was special. I asked some friends of mine about it and since then I always use gloves to pick up anything. Even if it is placed into the drawer because it was a Prince Albert ring. |
What life lessons have you had to learn the hard way? | Money has to be earned. |
Who is one of the funniest cartoon characters? | Ed from Ed, Edd & Eddy |
Ladies... What shoes would you wear to kick a man in the balls if you were trying to badly hurt and damage them? | Steel toed pointed cowboy boots. |
What situations could be enhanced by using a foam finger? | When confronted by a Karen |
If LOVE is the answer, what is the question? | What's a zero score in tennis? |
What is the movie you'd never confess to liking? | The Notebook |
You are given a magic penny that doubles every 24 hours, but if you spend any money at all it stops. How many days do you think you can go? | a month should set any one up for life. |
If someone you knew just woke up from a long coma, what's the first thing you catch them up on? | Their status and family status. |
What is a solution to a problem that didn't exist before it was made? | Freudian psychology, created its own patients |
Strawberry jelly Vs Grape jelly on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which jelly? | I prefer blackberry jam |
What's something that smells amazing, but doesn't live up to the expectation when it comes to the taste? | I'd say coffee. I love coffee, but the taste just doesn't live up to the smell. |
[serious]What product is no longer used for its intended purpose but still is used? | Q-tips are not meant to clean out your ears, but ai don't know anyone who uses them for anything else. |
What is something that really excites you that is low in value but high in quality? | Cuddles. Costs nothing, means a lot. |
birthday of friend who love tech, what to buy him for birthday? | Depends on the tech. A fancy screw driver |
What phrase do you find yourself constantly having to say over and over; that if you had a nickel for each time, you’d have a ton of nickels? | God dammit |
How much costs to produce a shotgun to a factory? | let me just bust out my shotgun and licensing schematics here.... |
What movie has absolutely no flaws? | The Shawshank Redemption |
Have you watched a movie in theaters that the audience clapped at the ending? What was it and what do you think made it so awesome? | Where I live they clap at literally every single movie.
American Pie 87? Clap.
Random pixar movie? Huge clap.
Movie with 0 plot but happy ending? Clap time. |
If you could pick a new last name, what would you choose? | Uzumaki |
what song would you suggest to someone feeling down? | Asereje |
What were some of the places you frequented often that don't exist today? | I used to go to TCBY all the damn time, loved the white chocolate mousse and cookie dough combo. Haven't seen a TCBY in a long time though. |
What game will still be played in 10 years? | Minecraft. It is eternal |
Be honest, what is the amount of bj you have given or received? | I received only two banjos in my life |
How did you learn or memorize Left- and Right-Hand side? | Make L shape with both hands, the one that looks like a backwards L is your right |
Which book was not worth your reading time? | The Bible |
What advice would you give to someone who is scared to approach and ask someone out? | Just go for it. You only live once, and you definitely will regret it if you don’t. Even if they say no you WILL be glad in the future |
What was the most blood-curdling secret that a family member or a friend told you? | That my aunt through marriage got pregnant while her husband (my blood uncle) was in prison. He's a complete bag of dirt though, about as smart as a box of rocks so he thinks it's his. |
What’s your age only using movie quotes? | "I missed the part where that's my problem"
This movie released the year I was born. |
What lesson did you learn the hard way? | Also once you grow up no one is there to support you and that as a guy no one gives two fricks |
What's the most underrated band? | The Stone Roses. |
What was a solution that created more problems than it fixed? | Asbestos
Solution: heat proof
Problems: It fucking kills you |
Your house is about to burn down and you can only take 3 things. What do you take and why? | My cat, my other cat, and my third cat. |
how can someone become less apathetic? | I don't know and I don't care. |
why did everyone start using the phrase 'from a...perspective' recently? | Well from a certain perspective…. |
What will you do for a comeback if your best friend for a decade turns down and leaves the group due to some reasons? | Let them go |
What show started out as background noise while you did chores or whatever but turned into something you actively watch? | Hells Kitchen, The Circle, Are You the One |
What products main purpose is ignored? | Apparently paintball guns were invented for foresters/loggers/park rangers to mark trees (for cutting etc.) without having to approach each tree. |
When did you realize that the world can be a mean place? | 5th grade. I was friends with a had named Heather. She lived down the street and we were best friends. I had been to her house many times and never had any issues. Her dad was a nice man, as were her grandparents. They were Native American and I'm white. It was never an issue before, but it was an issue to her mom that just got out of prison. The first time she met me she refused to let me stay. She sent me home and told me she didn't want me to play with her daughter. The next day at school Heather told me that we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm white. Her mom didn't want her bringing a white person into their house. It broke my heart that we couldn't be friends anymore.
There weren't many POC where I lived growing up. Most of my friends were white, but I had friends that were Hispanic and black as well. I didn't know until then that sometimes people dislike others just because of their skin color. |
How much money should a person make at their job in order to be happy? | Economists say it’s 75k a year. I think I’d be at least happier if I made that much for sure. |
What's your favourite food now, but you despised that as a child? | Roasted mushrooms |
What is the most cursed thing you have seen on the internet? | Just to make things clear, I don't mean gore or any illegal stuff. Just some stuff that would make you wanna bleach your eyes out. Something that's cursed, not illegal. |
What's the best way to become a better person ? | Be nice to other people |
If you're sick of anxiety, self-doubt, and limiting thoughts, what do you do? | Head to the woods and chop some wood or go out running.. or buy a punching bag and go nuts. Do something that tires u out (exercise) etc. |
What’s the craziest rumor you have ever heard about yourself? | that im secretly dating some one else or im gay just because i rejected two girls
the truth is im 16 and i do not want a relation ship since im religious and i dont want to deal with drama |
What would be your "everyday" super power? | Mine would be to have nice bangs all the time - even when I run or I am in the pool. Or just when I wake up. |
What's better as a dish, a burger or sliders? | Slidin my meat in yo mamas buns |
What is the weirdest thing you experienced during vacation? | At Myrtle beach some guy got shot across the street of the hotel we were at and our basement flooded while we were there. |
How much money to you need right now to cover all of your debt/bills? | Don’t have any to cover |
What's your favorite thing to do while home alone? | Masturbate furiously |
What's the job you you never thought you would want or get but it turned out to be the perfect job for you? | Part time managing guests of 3 radio stations. Work from home, part time, can work when sick, don't have problems with my chronic illnesses, wake up when I want, work when I want and when I'm done I can work out, go shopping for groceries, clean and have time for music. |
How was it like dating/marrying someone who looked like a family member? | My wife is married to a guy who looks like her son. Luckily she does not call out the wrong name in the sheets. |
Lawn care professionals, what’s one piece of lawn knowledge you wish all homeowners knew? | Sharp blades. |
What was your favorite childhood cartoon? | Last Airbender and OG Ben 10 |
When was the last time you cried in front of another person? What happened? | Last week while watching a movie. |
What is the worst thing you have stuck your dick in? | As a horny teenager I once made a hole in a honeydew melon and fucked it, it was cold and wet and messy and I feel ashamed 25 years later. |
What movie would be better, if everything was reversed? | Memento |
What habit would you convince 21 year old you to pick up? | Get a fountain pen (they're so much better than ballpoints once you get used to them) and keep working on your handwriting. People look at my handwriting today and mistake me for a doctor. |
Aside from Karen, Chad, etc, what other names do you associate with personality traits? | Myra - evil woman |
How long do you think it will be before you can’t wear masks in banks? | At the rate at which new viruses are popping up these days, it feels like never. |
How do you help and homeless elderly person ? | Food and clothing donations to them |
People who stand around screaming bloody murder when something eventful happens: what are you actually trying to accomplish? | Its probably an uncontrollable release of emotions. Which also contributes to our survival as a species as a warning trigger. |
What's the silliest reason/excuse to have sex in porn you've ever seen? | Get this. There was a video where they fucked, just to fuck.
No pizza delivery at all! All the pipes in the kitchen were fully functional as well! |
What's the weirdest thing you've seen happen at a wake/funeral? | My stepdad died and my mother spent more on the funeral than she spent on her kids but anyways...stepdads 600 pound drunk coke dealer took my biological father's signed Chet Atkins Gretsch guitar valued at $10,000 and started playing stairway to heaven on it with no amp and almost broke the thing slapping it. My brother went into nuclear mode..
While that was happening my stepsister who was a hot mess from hell started pulling the stitches out of his neck as he lay in the coffin while she screamed at cried. She ripped the stitches and started pulling cotton out to the point the embalming fluid started to come out. The mortician had to fix it on the spot.
I just kind of stay there and and thought to well this isn't even the craziest mind blowing family gathering I've been to. |
The people who were bullied, how did you handle it? | All you have to do is start acting like you are sexually aroused by the bullying. |
What jobs take 16 year olds in London? | Abductors, assassins, gangmembers.... |
What’s the “they’re their there” version of your native language? | Mi papá tiene cuarenta años: 'My dad is forty years old.'
Mi papa tiene cuarenta anos: 'My potato has forty anuses.' |
How you believe in God? | I don’t |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.