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Your favourite video game character is now fighting your favourite movie/show character, how is the fight going?
Link just decapitated Cersei Lannister.
Which music artist do you love the most and which one do you hate the most ?
Love: Coldplay - they have so many good songs, and every song has a different feel/vibe Hate: Billie Eilish - i don't understand why people like her songs so much, they are really generic
People that never run out of things to talk about and can seemingly keep a conversation going on forever. What’s your secret?
It's easy to just kinda ask people about themselves, because most people love talking about themselves. Many conversations can branch off of anything they say.
What was the creepiest item left behind by the previous tenant when you moved into you're new home?
Wasn't really creepy, but they did cut the top of a can off and stick it in the pipe to one of the toilets so it repeatedly flooded the bathroom within the first month of us living there
Ladies, be brutally honest... What length penis do you consider to be too small? When does small become TOO small?
I have had far more difficulty with large penises than small ones. Men with large penises think that that alone makes them a good lover, so in general they have been terrible lovers, and in many cases sex with them was painful- regardless of what you see in porn, being folded in half and pounded by a big penis *really hurts*. The cervix is sensitive. My best lover was slightly below average in size, but he was sensitive and caring. He also was able to hit my g-spot (bigger men were going too deep to hit it), and so he was the first to give me vaginal orgasms- I was 36 when I met him and had plenty of partners before him, so this was a complete (wonderful) surprise. I also have had sex with a man who had a true micropenis (less than 2.5 inches/6cm). I did not reject him because of it, and we had a fun time together. He, too, was a sensitive lover who had my pleasure in mind and didn't see "pounding" as a worthwhile goal.
What is the most wholesome, yet chaotic thing you've done, or witnesses?
Fall in love with my best friend.
What is your favorite saying in your language and what does it say?
“Fuck.“ it’s multipurpose and cursing makes pain more tolerable so I use it a lot.
How did you first learn you could do something unique?
I gave a thumbs up to my teacher in middle school once and someone said ew because my thumb can bend a lot farther than normal.
What was something fictional that you thought was real, and didn't realise until much later?
the bible
What’s your worst experience with a doctor, surgeon or therapist?
Doctor dismissed all of my symptoms even Though I said i have almost all of them. He wrote a note saying patient shows no signs of symptoms. Switched doctors and turns out I had cancer. So always get second opinions you never know
What you do for living?
I work at a big software company. I make sure people aren't opening suspicious email attachments.
What's your collection, ans why did you start collecting it?
I started collecting green depression glass because interest/prices are at an all time low, it's approaching 100 years old, and they glow because the uranium used in their production. I also collect coins, comics, video game stuff, and oddities/rarities. The most interesting piece I have is probably my antique nude photo of a five breasted woman.
Would you rather be able to fall asleep within 5 seconds or only need 5 seconds of sleep every night, and why?
5 seconds. I would have so much freetime
What is one childhood memory that still haunts you to this day?
My sister told me, when I was about 6, that we do not have any other siblings, because she ate them with ketchup and mayonnaise. She looked at me and I got so scared I threw my milk box at her and started crying. Sometimes, when I lay in bed, I remeber it and die because of emberessment
What service would you gladly pay extra money for just because you just don't want to do it yourself?
Cleaning my apartment. It's just so time-consuming and more often than not I'll neglect it.
If you projectile vomited whenever you lied, how would that change your life?
Not much [projectile vomits]
How would the world change if, Every time 2 or more people engaged in any Sexual Act, at least one of them would become pregnant?
Overpopulation is the obvious answer, along with less available food later on.
If you could view a photo from 25 years in the future in the present, where would the picture be taken?
A children’s hospital if I get my degree
What's one think you wish you could change about your personality?
My social anxiety
Which video game made you skip school and homework as a child?
Ocarina of Time
What’s something that you can say happed to you but many others cannot?
I’ve been struck by lightning
Have you ever seen someone propose to their partner at another couples wedding and what was the after aftermath?
Saw this at my dads second marriage and he knew before hand. He’s a control freak so started shouting at him after she said no.
What commercials were so bad that you vowed to never use their product or support their company?
Donald Trump campaign ads.
What’s the weirdest customer service call that you had to answer?
I once worked at a call center. The guy calling had a creepy voice. He kept asking me random questions and making me list EVERY option available. It seemed weird. Then when I was quiet I could hear the sound of him breathing and masturnating. Every time I'd stop talking he'd say just keep talking don't stop!! I asked a manager if I could hangup because I felt uncomfortable since it was obvious what he was doing. I was not allowed to hang up and read different TV Chanel names until this anon came loudly and hung up. Fucking not worth it.
What even is an Olympic swimming pool size?
olympic sized; large
What one change would make your favourite movie a perfect 10/10?
If I had someone to watch it with.
What is the most stupidest thing you do ?
Not clear my search history
What felt like the end of the world when you were younger?
2012
If you had one last day to live, what would you do?
Go for a nice peaceful run with my boo
Given progressively increasing temperatures, erratic floods and droughts, COVID, etc, how much time do you give planet earth?
The planet will be *fine*. It's the human race that might not make it.
To anyone in theater or cinema, when you or a partner have intimate scenes in a production. how do you or you partner handle it within your relationship?
When I was in theatre my partner was always amazing about kissing scenes and sex scenes I had to do, it didn't bother him as he knew it was fake and it was something I had to do, not that I wanted to do. On the other hand, friends in my group had boyfriends that were awful about it, accusing them of asking for the roles which have the intimate moments in.
What skill is relatively easy to you but looks like magic to the untrained eye?
Art. Especially drawing portraits. It's easy if you practice, art isn't a talent you have to be born with!
How are you doing?
*Cries On OP's shoulder*
What's an unfortunate, overlooked design flaw in your home?
The generator pipes of the butcher shop in the attached building are running through our bedroom walls. The generators are running 24/7, nobody except us gives a damn and we can't afford to move.
What you thought is you are doing good but it back fired?
You having a stroke?
Revenge What's the best way to exact revenge on someone who hurt a loved one?
Fuck their dad
What did your first crush look like and what does your current gf/bf look like?
Ginger hair, green eyes, a smile lights up a room. Currently: my love life is as busy as a veterinary surgery exclusively for dodo
What TV series or movie series do you wish you could watch for the first time all over again?
Breaking Bad
What’s your claim to fame?
I gained over 5k followers on TikTok from posting a video of me sticking my piercing in a cup of salt water
How was your day?
Very good thanks voor asking
What is more important to you in life?
What do you want to have (you can only choose one and have one YOU WON'T HAVE THE REST) no trick, no way to have all. 1. Beauty You are so beautiful that when people look at you, they're dazzled, they want to hug you, they want to kiss you. Men, women alike both wish they had nothing else in life other than your beauty. People feel like they can look at you all day. 2. Wealth You're rich. You have the cars, they most beautiful ones, the ones you dream of. You have clothes from luxury brands, and the phones and devices of your choice. You have mansions and yahts. You can go to the places you want. No need to think before spending, you buy what you like, give money to whomever and wherever you like. You eat the most delicious food. 3. Good family and friends. You always have loving, caring, dearing family and friends, you genuinely always feel like you couldn't have better family and friends. Best friends that you have a lot of fun with, playing around, chilling, sharing jokes, good times, moments, and memories. 4. Knowledge, wisdom, foresight, experience. You understand things people don't understand. You understand life in an unknown way. You understand the systems of the world; you understand science, theology, philosophy, psychology, and economics. You're a master of great many subjects. 5. The perfect partner and the love of your life. 6. Honor, respect, and dignity. People always speak really high of you, they look up to you, they always praise you, and you have a really hight place in the community. Whenever you command, it is obeyed, and your opinions are treated with the most importance. 7. Peace of heart and satisfaction. You find an amazing satisfaction in your heart even if you don't have anything. 8. A great personality. Everyone loves you and wants to be around you. They're always inclined towards you. 9. Self-descipline and a great work ethic that allows you to achieve anything. Lemme know if I should delete any of the choices or add any... Edit: You can have the rest of the choices at a general level.
When can you last admit you were an asshole?
Almost every day of my life.
What ruined your friendship with someone?
Becoming roommates.
What is the weirdest thing you’ve witnessed in a public bathroom?
In high school after lunch there was always a cheeseburger with one bite out of it on the ground in the cafeteria bathroom. But it was never there before lunchtime so it was obviously a new one every day. My entire 4 years someone bought a cheeseburger at the cafeteria to leave in the bathroom EVERY SINGLE DAY
What’s the best dad joke you know?
*knocks on fridge*. Other person: 'why'd you knock on the fridge?'. Me: 'because there could've been a salad dressing.....'
With the worst description possible, what’s your profession?
Flesh peddler.
What are some good longer YouTube videos?
/r/mealtimevideos
You can bring only one fictional character back to life. Who is he/she and why?
Iron Man, bc we need him without him, avenger is lost.
What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
I'm pretty sure it's already there. The whole flat earth thing on YouTube, on both sides, is just a stupid thing to get YouTube revenue. I am pretty sure even the flat earthers are faking it because it's easy stuff to do and gets the views.
Whats the most down bad things yall have done?
Nice try FBI
Your username is the key to ending global warming. How do you solve the climate crisis?
I dont see what a gay dragon could possibly do for the planet
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
Pee is stored in the balls.
What music - sad/happy/angry/etc. and/or specific bands/singers/songs - do you listen to when you feel depressed?
Billie Eilish. Makes you feel better, more confident, peacefull like someone understands you
How low do you dare go before you refill your gas?
About one tanks worth but never more than a tanks worth
What item that is no longer sold and a fast food restaurant do you miss the most?
The Very Berry Smoothie from Costco tastes like diabetes now
People who’ve punched somebody in the face, why did you do it?
Some people just gotta get punched in the face
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Cats, since they're arrogant and probably will bully you
What is your music playlist like?
It’s a list of songs I like
What random fact did you learn in school and thought was useless, turned out to be very helpful later on?
Learning about science and math. Even if I was going to a field that wasnt 'stem' related it was good that I knew the basis of science. Like I know how vaccines work, I know that Masks are indeed effective and I know the world is not flat. Knowing these things just makes my general life easier.
Is there a word for financially well off people who live like they’re in poverty?
Frugal. Although it doesn't *just* apply to well off people.
What is that awesome game idea you had as a child, but never got to execute since you didn't know how to program?
The plot: someone wholost inspiration and trying to steal others ideas
What’s your favorite old time esoteric saying along the lines of “go soak your head” or “teach your grandmother to suck eggs”?
"How bout you go take a long walk off a short pier?"
What instances of "there is always a bigger fish" have you seen irl?
My local town had a “tough guy” he would constantly start fights in pubs and clubs to the point he was banned from everywhere so he would wait outside get drunk and wait for people to spill out at closing time he’s a big dude 6ft6 probably 320lbs one night a Samoan guy was in town maybe 5ft10 280lbs let’s just say it was over quick. The guy seemed to stay home after that
Why do you hate tiktok?
Cause I've been brainwashed by the news that anything from china is bad. But ironically everything in the U.S. is made in china
Where do you find a good woman?
Well either your standards are impossible or you need to reconsider the circles you travel in.
What do you miss when reading, which storylines or plots do you crave but never get?
I feel like every romance story is written from the perspective of a girl. I wanna know a boys side tho
Billionaire apologists, why do you have the need to defend them?
Because if I harass Elon Musk long enough he might let me suck his dick.
If you had infinite money and resources to prank as many people in the world as possible, how would you prank them and how many people would be pranked?
Create a post nuclear war planet and make them think the world ended.
What was your "I'll learn it later in life" moment where you did not, in fact learn it later in life?
Swim
What to consider when leaving your spouse for your crush?
counseling
What's the worst thing you've done so far in your life?
Stole a pack of baseball cards from a minimart when I was 9
What are some of the wildest predictions that have come true?
We all know about Simpson's predicting the future, don't we?
How do you plan to leave your legacy? If you die twice, once when you stop breathing and again when your name is last spoken, how will you ensure your name lives on?
I only care about one of those deaths. After I'm gone, I don't care if people remember my name or not.
are dumb people happier than smart people? why or why not?
Ignorance is bliss
You’re inserted into last film you saw, how you’re life change?
black widow- oh jeez am i going to be an avenger?
What's a time when you had to use pepper spray as self defense?
Never, fortunately :)
What are some greatest stories of human survival?
127 Hours. Holy hell. How he was able to stay sane enough and calm enough to follow through with a plan - I'll never understand.
Which movie do you think is fundamentally terrible, but is salvaged by an actor/cast?
Ryan Reynolds is the only reason I watched Blade: Trinity more than once.
What makes life liveable for you?
Good question
You've won a 10 day no stops cruise with a current celebrity. Just you and them and ship staff. Who do you choose?
Ryan Reynolds
What is something you do that is unacceptable for others to do?
Touching myself. If someone touches me I usually punch them.
Who is your all-time favourite fictional character and why?
Zuko from Avatar, because of the way he was written
Is there a real reason why you don't like pineapple on pizza?
People who claim they hate pineapple on pizza, only say so to be part of the internet hate group. I guarantee 90% have never actually tried it.
What's the reason you should never accept a friend request from Taco Bell?
Why not? It probably means you'll get to eat more tacos which can only be a good thing
What is a bigger accomplishment, climbing Mount Everest with no oxygen, or reaching the bottom of the Mariana Trench with a bathroom sized submarine without exploding or having any windows crack?
Reading this title
What is the best joke you've ever heard at a pub or bar?
The muffin joke.
How/Where/When Did You Meet Your Bestfriend(s)?
jokes on you, i don't have friends
Be truthful, what is your job and age?
I am 22 and an international superstar who is also an astronaut and rides dinosaurs to work
How long have you known your oldest friend and where did you meet?
Two years on Friday. We met online. She messaged me after finding a comment of mine on a stupid toxic feminist page.
What was the most shocking or surprising thing that you found out about your family?
That my parent's names are not actually Mom and Dad.
If Hollywood made a movie based on your life, who would you cast as your worst enemy just to cheese them off?
I don't think I even have a worst enemy in life
If Scarlett Johansson was out of toilet paper would you lick her ass clean why or why not?
The fuck is wrong you?
How do you keep yourself cool after finding out that for the past year of trying to fix your marriage, your wife has actually been fucking around with someone who you thought was your best friend?
You don't. That sounds like an ideal time to lose your mind and do some ranting and raving. Just don't do anything that you can be arrested for
Should first generation Americans move back to their native country and improve what their parents left behind?
People should do what they want to do. If they want to do that, then thats good for them, if they want to stay here and improve the nation they grew up in, they should have that right.
If you were given the ability to sing one song that perfectly emulates the original artist, what song would it be?
heart of steel by beast in black
[Serious] What menu items seem fancy but are made in cheap or weird ways at restaurants?
Steaks. Typically microwaved, then seared.
What's your favorite song of all time?
comfortably numb
What's one question you hate being asked by your doctor?
" do you feel stressed by anything those days?" They use it with that empathic tone while they're just looking for a quick reason to dismiss the symptoms they don't want to investigate. That's so dumb and arrogant
Which are your top 3 book recommendations?
Harry Potter book 1 Harry Potter book 2 Harry Potter book 3 I'd recommend the rest but you said only 3 so..
What pissed you off today?
The Dutch.