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What do you actually think about during sex? | Don't Finish, Don't Finish, Dont Finish..Fuck |
What are things that are really unattractive for a boy to do? | Revving car engines |
People in "no helmet required" states who ride motorcycles without a helmet, why do you not wear a helmet? | Brain damaged before getting brain damage is my guess. |
What do you think the Sun looks like in the 4th dimension? | 4th dimension.... Still a sphere but will change size when veiewd from different angles |
Where would you go? | The distance |
So how long until Green Terrorism becomes a thing? | There are multiple eco terrorist organizations active right now, and they've been active for decades. |
What sort of groundbreaking technological, medical, and societal breakthroughs do you think will happen within the next 10 years? | Medication so the neo-feudalism doesn't seem so bad |
What's something you've always wanted to do but never did due to social stigma? | Tell an old person to shut the fuck up in public to their face shouting at full volume. |
What's your current bank balance? | A woman came into my bank and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. |
To the Westerners (who believed to be more open than us easterners), do you still keep a good relationship between you and your friends of opposite sex after you get married? | If I ever get married I definitely would. I wouldn’t want to marry a woman so insecure as to not let me have women as friends. |
What is your top 3 favorite sports? | Mine is definitely
1. Football
2. Basketball
3. American Football |
What are some little things that make you feel lonely? | After 10+ years of acquaintances, I finally met my amazing best friend. We were silly goofs together for 8 yrs until her sudden passing. Not long ago I was driving through a neighborhood. One house had a “Happy Birthday Amy” (or some other girl’s name) sign in its front yard. K & I would have rolled down the windows and yelled, “Happy Birthday!”. Just good-natured, silly ladies. Driving on in silence, the void K left behind hit me. Grief is like that. Can be ok for a day or two then BAM! you’re crying again. The thought of never being spontaneous and fun like that ever again stung. Lots of little, random moments like that happen everyday. Anything interesting or amusing I come across I automatically think of calling/texting her. A new heart punch of loneliness each time.
If you have a best friend, cherish him/her. |
How do you spend your "waiting" time? | Playing some bullet chess games |
Which video game boss was harder than it’s FINAL boss? | Any enemy in the entire game was harder than the final boss of Fable 2 |
What is something people know your school for? | Smearing shit on the walls |
how much should you be paying for car insurance with full coverage and $1000 deductible at 25 years old? whats a good rate and bad one? | So much goes into your rate .. the area you live in, the car you drive, how much you drive.... |
What trend or characteristic do you dislike the most from your generation? | The cynicism. It's basically just resigning yourself to everything being shit and letting others take advantage of you. |
Has anyone had a DMT breakthrough like experience on a non psychedelic drug? What was it like? | From someone who has snorted more drugs than most people can name, no.
You aren’t going to find a DMT trip out of anything outside a very short list. Here it is:
1) DMT |
How do you think younger you would feel about current you? | disappointed |
If you could change one aspect of our lives through gene editing, what would it be and why? | I'd love a pair of green eyes |
If you got to pick. Would you rather have your brain or your body fail first? Why? | Brain, cause I don't want to know what's happening to me, if I still think it's 93 and I'm playing Streets of Rage I won't mind so much that my nurse forgot to turn me and my bed sore has turned septic. |
What was the biggest financial mistake you've ever made? Like your largest purchase gone wrong or dumbest move you regret? | Bought my own house as soon as I could, because that's what everyone told me to do. I mean, that's what you're *supposed* to do, right? Get your own place if you can? "You can't lose money on property", "renting is just throwing money away", all those wonderful boomer clichés.
Now, five years later, my job got moved abroad and despite being on the market for two years I can't sell the damn thing even at a massive loss. It's just a financial black hole swallowing everything and there's nothing I can do to stop it; whatever remained savings are gone, and I'm facing homelessness, bankruptcy, and destitution by the end of this year. I've lost about 100K. At this point I'll certainly never be able to own a house again short of winning the lottery, and I seriously doubt I'll ever be able to retire either. It's ruined my entire life.
Honestly sometimes I think I could just go walk into the fucking ocean and let other people deal with it. |
What was that dream you had that felt so real? | I had this crazy ass dream a couple months ago where an apocalypse started and it lasted and felt like 8 years. People I knew were divided, friends had died, some rose in the apocalypse, some fell to the deeps, I mostly stayed by myself visiting friends factions every now and then. When I woke up I was so confused, but I was glad I hadn't lost any friends. |
What's a story of where someone bad in your life didn't receive their deserved karma? What's a story where they did? | One of them dated my crush (albeit just for the summer between 11th and 12th grade). Another got her dream job. |
What are things that scientists/researchers still can’t explain? | the density of my skull |
When in your life was honesty not the best policy? | Any moment where you're honest and you still suffer consequences. Worse than if you had lied. |
What was the best decision you’ve made? | At 21 I took out all my saving and left my country (England) to go travelling until I was broke. 2 years and 18 countries later it was worth every penny and made me who I am today. I’m an arsehole, but a cultured one. |
If you died and turned into a ghost what would you do to annoy the living? | Go around their ears and whisper
"Never gonna give you up" |
What is the cheapest thing most rich people buy, but the poor stay away from it? | "Premium" bottled water |
How did you overcome your biggest fear? | Slapped her ass and ran. That bear never saw it coming. |
When was the last time you saw a cigarette lighter built into a car? | I think in a 2010 model. |
What would look really creepy or downright disturbing if you were smiling doing a certain thing? | Peeing in their plants. |
Lose a arm or a leg and why? | Leg. A lot easier to get a prosthetic leg than a prosthetic arm. |
Today almost every musician has collaborations with other artists. What musician from a previous time period would you have liked to have teamed up? | I’d like to make some sick future bounce with the man Mozart himself. |
What does your sneeze sound like? | It sounds kinda like "sneeze sound" |
What are your personal thoughts on Affirmative action? | All it does is put a weight on the scales to try hide a symptom of racial disparity instead of targeting the root causes |
Dear people. What do you want to achieve in the next 5 years? | House, family, more money |
What is in your closet? | Haha me. |
What's something your parents did that you swore you would never do, but now you do yourself? | Have sex |
What is your favorite way to sleep? | Naked |
What is currently bothering you the most? | the thought of going back to school in a few weeks |
When did existential dread first hit you? | When I realized I had passed 30 years of age and worked in retail lol |
What country has the horny’est people? | Every country that has people. |
At what point do you actually think something is going to be done about the outrageous and unbalanced distribution of wealth? | If we look back through recorded history, we can see that it doesn’t ever happen. Wealth isn’t wealth unless someone has a fuckton. Anyone who has had a balanced system, has been conquered and smeared into history. |
What’s the most cursed food combo you’ve ever consumed? | Nutella pizza, surprisingly good |
What’s the last thing you do before you go to sleep? | Close my eyes |
What makes you so angry that you want to fly through the roof at light speed? | The tiniest rude/sexist comments from people when I’m at work… it kills me inside |
If you were to meet your younger self, how would you convince him/her that it is actually you? | Unique birth mark. |
What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? | Pee. How has nobody said pee yet? |
What’s a great band with a stupid name? | Turbonegro |
What is the most lame invention of all time? | The human |
What happened on the day your life changed forever? | My daughter was born. |
why do you hate Elon Musk? | Do some research on him. He’s a bad bloke |
[SERIOUS] people who have killed others, how did killing someone else for the first time feel? | You asking for a friend? Lol |
Vaccinated folks, have you experienced any side effects? If so, what? | Distinct lack of Covid. Seriously, though, I had flu-like symptoms after my first shot. Lasted about a day. Mostly it just feels good to know that I'm not contributing to the spread of the disease. |
When is cheating okay? | When the game is stupid |
For people who have plead Guilty for Crimes they *DIDNOT* commit, what crime (or crimes) did the judge charge you with, and did you go to jail/ prison? | I can tell already this thread is going to need a quick breakdown on the American criminal justice system:
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1. Neither the police nor the judge "charge" you with crimes, nor does the victim. The prosecution (usually a district attorney, but the office may have other names) brings charges. Neither the victim nor the police can "drop the charges." The prosecution can drop charges (ending the process), or withdraw the charges (meaning that you can be re-charged for the same offense at a later date). The court can dismiss the case for a wide variety of reasons, mainly procedural. They can dismiss with prejudice, which means charges cannot be brought again for the same offense, or without prejudice, which means charges can be refiled at a later date.
2. If you are speaking to the police at the police station, you need a lawyer. Doesn't matter if you're not under arrest. Doesn't matter if you're not charged with anything. Do not speak to the police without a lawyer present. They'll tell you you don't need a laywer. They'll tell you you can't have a lawyer. They're lying. Shut up. Don't say another word unless it's to repeat your demand for a lawyer. If you want to make them hop, note the time every time you ask - "It is now 4:15 p.m. I am requesting a lawyer. My previous request was one hour and twelve minutes ago at 3:03 p.m."
3. Pleading not guilty does not mean you didn't do it - it means you're telling the state they need to prove you did. There is no situation where you will ever be required to establish your innocence. You do not need an alibi. The police will say you do - they lie.
4. Police lie and have zero obligation to tell the truth about anything if they aren't directly under oath. Prosecutors lie (where they can), but are obligated to deal honestly with defendants with regards to plea deals and things like that. If "the police said \[you\] had to plead guilty," they absolutely, 100% lied to you.
5. Bail is not punishment, it is security to ensure you present to trial. It will be returned to you win, lose or draw - though it may be kept as payment of a fine. It cannot be used in lieu of trial or punishment.
6. Police lie. Always.
7. You never, ever have to provide any information beyond your identity. You do not have to "prove your innocence." You do not have to justify your presence in an area. You do not have to justify your behavior. The police love to tell you you need to do this... this is because police are liars.
8. The police are liars. All of them. Yes, even your uncle who is very nice. Yes, even the ones posting cute TikToks where they lip-sync to the crunk hits of our day.
9. Have I mentioned that the police lie? They lie. Assume nothing they say is true. Rely on nothing they say.
10. Law enforcement, prosecutors and courts violate defendants' rights all day, every day. They know they won't get called out on it because the penalties are small. Nobody is going to appeal a traffic ticket or a generic "disorderly conduct" charge for doing something a cop didn't like that was totally legal. So, when I say something is an unlawful violation of civil rights, I'm well-aware that your friend got banged up for it and ended up pleading guilty. Doesn't make me wrong or the court right.
11. The. Police. Lie. If you are in a burning building, and the police tell you the exit is to your left, confirm that with someone else before you get killed in a dead end. Yes, they lie that bad and that often. They merit zero trust. They merit zero sympathy. They merit zero consideration for their worth as human beings. If they want those things, they can leave the police force. Until then, they are untrustworthy, sub-human liars. |
What are you genuinely sorry for? | I regret nothing!!! |
Who pushes debris and other items to the side of the road on the highway? | The cars and trucks driving passed it. |
Who are some rock stars who have made racist comments? | Varg Vikernes lol |
What mundane skill does your neighbor have that you're absolutely jealous of? | The time to make his lawn not look like shit. |
What's the most money you've lost and what's the most money you've found? | Found a 20$ bill at medieval times as a kid, felt like a millionaire.
Honestly I’ve never lost any physical money |
What's your biggest secret, what's the thing you never told a living soul ? | Wouldn't you like to know? |
What do you think about the following statement: you cannot choose what you believe in? | It’s wrong |
In what TV/Movie is the bad guy actually the good guy? | Heinz dufenschmurtz
(How do you spell that?) |
If you had to eat one food every day until the day you die, what would it be? | Pizza |
Who is your favorite character from the original Star Trek TV show? | Montgomery Scott-aka Scotty. |
What is your secret nicknames for family members? | My husband calls my cousin Mexican blowjob because she went to Mexico on spring break in high school and gave her first blowjob and we all found out about it. |
Assuming there's a God, what happens once god has created Everything to exist and Everything to ever exist and runs out of ideas? | New game without saving |
What would probably be the worst superpower to have? | Explosive diarrhea. |
What can be done to ensure that the 'decision makers' behind banning someone from a platform are not biased or influenced by some big entity? | I think that ship has already sailed. |
Parents, how do you successfully handle toddler meltdowns? | I always just said when you want to talk like a person we will talk. Then I'd walk away. They'd get real mad then calm down a few minutes later. |
What are your favorite lyrics from a song? | The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
Like a vision, she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me, and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
Don't run back inside
Darling, you know just what I'm here for
So you're scared, and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
You ain't a beauty, but, hey, you're alright
Oh, and that's alright with me
Thunder Road- Bruce Springsteen.
Can’t say I’d be impressed with a man saying “you ain’t a beauty…” (dude, I know you don’t have to say it…) but I LOVE this song |
while walking. you see a clown chase a chimpanzee with a knife. but the chimp dies by being hit by a clown car full of other clown. who insult the corpse. how do you react? | Take the knife from the chimp's sad mangled corpse then go full John Wick on the clowns to avenge his death. |
What if employer pay you off in silver instead of money? | Silver is a form of money |
What movie plot would be ruined with the addition of smartphones? | Home Alone
“Hey mom, where you at? Lol”
“Aw crap, I’ll be right home.” |
What is one thing you're proud you haven't done? | Tiktok |
How would you describe your day in the form of a poem? | Work was long.
Tasks were due.
I woke up late.
Nobody had a clue. |
Student asking: As an adult, how have you found ways to grow/keep growing your income? | Maximize assets, minimize liabilities. |
What is your greatest regret in life? | Messing up the most difficult moment in my entire life losing a great friend of mine and not even being able to say goodbye and a person who showed me that I can be loved on the same day |
(Serious) People that falsely accused someone of rape why did you do it? | You think any of them would admit this? Lol
*FBI has entered the chat* |
What is a massively overrated movie? | The Revenant |
What is the sexiest engineering field? | The one that pays the most by far, software engineering |
What is something that you wouldn’t do to save another humans life? | Take an innocent life. |
What’s the best and worst part about being a guy? | Best part is that you can pee wherever you want.
Worst part is that your physical appearance is all that matters to be accepted (in most of the cases). |
When did you realize the family rules for a classic game were not correct? | Free Parking |
What's your favorite way to disturb the peace? | Driving in my minivan pumping early 2000s rap music so that everyone knows I'm a *cool* mom |
What is a time when your muscle memory saved you, when your conscious mind failed? | Logging on to one of my school computers that required a series of numbers. I forgot the numbers long ago but I had muscle memory to play it like a tune on a piano. Worked every time. |
What are some underrated career options? | The Trades. Whether you work for someone or yourself you can make great money. I was billing out at $55 an hour personally. Yeah it isn't air conditioned or heated but the money was good and at the end of the day you can step back and say "I did that, I built that, I fixed that, I improved someone's life." |
UK: What is your go-to supermarket meal deal? | Usually a vanilla coke, a bacon, sausage and stuffing sandwich and usually a tub of grapes |
You only get to buy three items- what do you buy to freak out the cashier the most? | As if I'd intentionally draw suspicion to my "hobby" |
What is the best before dinner prayer you’ve heard? | Dear lord, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing! |
how do you find out what you are passionate about? | I think you just have to try a bunch of different things and see what sticks. Hope you have more luck than me. |
[Serious] How do you quantify what a person should make at a job? | you gotta work out how little someone is willing to be paid to do the job you want them to do...if its a common skill you pay less...a rarer or difficult skill you pay more |
What was the last great decade? What are your reasons for your choice? | 2010s was the last good decade. Not the best, but it was leagues better than the 2020s have been so far. |
Men what’s the dumbest way you’ve hurt your balls? | Playing VR I swung and got them both with a plastic controller. i’ve never felt such pain |
What has helped you stop caring what other people think of you? | Just ask yourself, if you're hungry, would they feed you? If the answer is no, then why should you care? |
What do you think of a Decentralized Value-Based Generative Economy instead of a Debt-Based Economy? | Keep dreaming commoner , the system is good for the elite as it is there is no way they will allow change
Even if it comes down to military and police killing protesters they’re willing to do it |
Sun Tzu would rather have been a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war. What other two jobs would you compare in that way? | Surgeon in a butcher shop vs. A butcher in surgery |
If all of the worlds mythology was real how would that go? | Fucking amazing I'd say. |
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