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When do birthdays stop being happy and start being sad?
39
Which movie do you think represents your country's humor at its best?
Crocodile Dundee. Classic wallaby out of water story.
Chinese people living abroad, did covid affect the way people treat you and if so, how?
There’s a rise in East Asian hate crimes, so yeah. Especially in america with trump calling it the “China virus” and Fox News reinforcing it.
What's the best "Happily Ever After" song at the end of a movie?
Shrek
What do you cook that impresses guests every time?
meth
Which movie is amazing from start to end?
Shrek
If you could end Coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, what would it be and why country music?
kids bop covers.
If yesterday was tomorrow, whats today?
Today is two days from now
What is the most beautiful song you ever listen to?
Lightning crashes - Live Only in dreams -weezer
Gamers, what’s your favorite memory from an online game?
I know this isn't online but does co-op count? Black ops zombies with my cousins when we would do all nighters and see how far we could get. Man those were the days
You get a ticket to do time travel. You can either go to the past and erase an occupation or go to the future and introduce a new occupation. Where do you go and what will you do?
I go back in time and erase lobbyist.
People that are trying to be internet famous? Why? Your probably not interesting?
You're*
What would happen if we legalized all drugs?
Less drug wars, some medical conditons would be managed better, and no more drug cartel
How did you accidentally ruin someone else's life?
yes, I ruined my mom’s by coming out of her vagina.
People who slam on the gas and rev your car engine while leaving a stop light - why?
That's how you make it go forward
What’s the worst injury you’ve ever witnessed in person?
Woman getting cut in half by a mortar.
What deserves more audience than it gets?
Norsemen on Netflix
With exception of the usual recycle and reuse - what can normal people actually do to help fight against climate change?
Literally nothing you can do. A single tanker delivering Walmart goods from China does lifetimes of emissions and they operate 24/7.
If you had the power to choose ANYONE, dead or alive, fictional or real to become the Sole Ruler of the Planet Earth, who would you choose?
Mr Rogers
Guys what the most recent case of sexism you have experienced towards you?
its actually been a while but when i used to go places with my daughter people would treat me like i had kidnapped her
What is your favourite song lyric/verse?
Just a small town girl…
How would the vatican invade the USA?
If you think of traditional Catholic areas of America they tend to be costal. The easiest way to cut off supply lines
What are names no one gives their kids anymore?
Haven’t met a Gertrude recently
Would America have less crime if guns weren't so readily available, why or why not?
No, people would just use other weapons.
What legal thing you think SHOULD definitely be illegal?
Lobbying.
[Serious] Who is the worst person you've ever known, and how did you deal with their existence?
I tolerated my father, once I realized how shitty he was, until I could move out and cut contact. 10/10, would recommend
What was your “I could’ve been extremely rich” moment?
Investing in crypto just a few months earlier
What is the worst choice one can make?
Trying heroin to see if you'll like it. Of course you'll like it. It's heroin.
What's the coolest thing you did as a kid?
I once ate sand.
What obscure music genre do you enjoy, but you know nobody in real life who likes it as well?
For me its Trap Metal
What really tests your patience?
People who add another dish when I’m almost finished cleaning the dishes
you have 3 thing for a experiment. 20,000 prisoner. a empty town. and a zombie virus in syringe. you must use all 3 for a experiment. what experiment do you do?
I inject OP with the zombie juice and tell the prisoners that if they can escape the empty town or kill the zombie they'll get a full pardon with their records expunged.
What's the most daring thing you have done in school?
Teacher wouldn't let me leave study hall early even though my work was done. She also wouldn't let me read a "non-school" book. Or draw. Luckily the classroom was on the ground floor. I made an impulsive decision to just open the window and hop out. So I did.
What’s the greatest crime against humanity?
Religion.
What is something that annoys you about others but you can't explain / understand why?
Can't fucking stand it when people stand by my right shoulder. Specifically my right shoulder, just go the fuck away, move literally anywhere else just get away from behind my right shoulder
What's a good pet name for a pig but a terrible pet name for your spouse?
Porky Tits
What is the biggest lie you know?
Probably Santa’s gender. Santa is a woman. Santo is the man.
If Sk8er Boi came out in 2021, what trend would it be about?
She was a Tik-tok girl I said "see you later, girl" Your vids are just too much cringe for me
People who’ve been arrested before why?
I was arrested for fleeing the scene of an accident. I was drunk af driving and hit a tree. I fled the scene because I totaled the car, had no insurance and had an open container. The cops were cool because I cooperated with them (black man here). Instead of getting me on a DUI, they wrote it down as a simple fleeing the scene of an accident. The sentence was 100 hours of community service. Easy day. Moral of the story: You can get away with a LOT more if you work with other and are not hostile. P.S. Yes I am aware of how DEADLY that could have been. I learned the REAL lesson here.
What is your good news?
Flying home to see family end of Sept. Haven't seen them in over 2 years!
If you could replace one word in the title of a movie with "W.A.P", what would it be?
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's W.A.P.
What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
Avatar the last air bender by far
What is a fact that you know that can silence any conversation?
Otters rape for fun.
Why do you have stitches? What happened?
My owner had my balls pulled out
What are the best and worst ways society and culture has changed since the late 2000s?
Social Media. It gives people the illusion that they are important. You're not. Neither am I.
what is the biggest WTF moment you have ever witnessed?
When the groom was drunk and accidentally kissed his mil instead of his wife bc they look so similar. I understand that the mistake could happen whilst drunk bc they really do look similar, but I guess the wtf was when the mil didn't pull back and kissed him back. To make things even worse, it was at the wedding reception.
What is the best sport to watch in the Summer Olympics and why?
I am heavily biased towards baseball, and I want to hear what a Japanese baseball broadcast sounds like
People of advanced age, what occupies your thoughts?
the good ole days
What celebrity crush you would never admit to anyone?
Danny Devito, but don't tell anyone
What is the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?
I once was at a gas station had to go inside because I wanted a drink, I overheard the attendant and customer (holding up line about 5 people in line behind me by this point) ..long story short customer was a local and patron and after filling his truck realized his wallet was left at home … the attendant was young and new and (pretty ignorant) .. so I politely intervened and offered to pay for the guys gas, he asked how he could find me to pay me back and I just said #weareallinthistogether don’t worry about it just remember it next time you come across a stranger in distress. I still feel good about that choice I made that day.
Assuming you work, you believe your time is worth less than your pay rate. What minimim net worth would you need to feel that it's no longer worth selling your time at this rate?
i get paid $11/hour, and im fairly new at only 7 months into it, but ive worked harder in my 7 months than people with years of working there. i have implemented systems to do the job more efficiently and quick, ive been promoted already, i have been placed in other departments to help them cover and catch up on slack, but my $11/hour is all im worth to them. i deserve at least $13, but know i could never get that from the manager. ive made friends at my job, that have all collectively agree when the time comes were one of us quits, all somewhere around 10 of us are leaving. cant wait to watch the whole place crash.
What's your near death experience?
Leukemia
What were you irrational afraid of when you was a child?
Getting lost
People who dumpster dive, what is your greatest find?
Aids
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What is the closest you have come to dyeing?
I’ve dyed before. T-shirts, mostly.
When was the moment that you realized you have pretty priviledge?
I realized I had pretty privilege after I got depressed and gained about 40 pounds while leaving the house as little as possible. Eventually got treatment but hadn’t lost the weight yet, went out and about and hoo buddy did randos treatment of me change from before. Not that I was super pretty or even all that skinny before, but after gaining the weight I definitely noticed a change.
How do you stop a girl from hardcore shopping ?
Change the difficultly
In which movie would you like to switch the animals with humans?
Lmao all I can think of is like, Homeward Bound just becoming a movie about a really long walk. Cool concept tho - hope there are more interesting to come!
High income people: What do you eat at home?
The low income people…
What dumb slang term or phrase are you especially bothered by?
Bussin, it sounds like it would mean the opposite of what its supposed to.
What country do you want to live in? Why?
New Zealand. It's beautiful there.
How do we all stop feeling powerless about Climate Change?
we dont since we are
Why a lot of people like anime so much?
cartoons for adults whats not to like
What has your experience been as far as taking Adderall and losing weight after starting?
i put on weight lol
What day is it?
today
How come, when folks talk about reducing meat consumption to save the environment, they don't also mention reducing rice to save the water?
Because it doesn't waste energy the same way as growing food to heat up cows do.
How old were you when you first realized being an adult wasn't going to be as great as you thought it would be? What made you realize this?
I'm 30 and I love being an adult. Grow up! Lol
What's the best way to have coffee?
In a cup
What are some pros and cons to cheap (150-250 usd) 3d printers?
Pro: it's really cheap. Con: you get what you pay for
Those who have a “one that got away” how many years has it been?
25+ years. He was my best friend in grade 12, we did so much together but there was never really any sexual tension. Then one day things just happened and I ended up taking his V card. I thought he just wanted to have sex and carried on with my life thinking well gee, that was nice we got to do that once. I kept dating other people, having sex with other people... meanwhile he thought we were in a committed relationship now because we... had sex. Imagine his horror when the next time we "hung out" I was talking about how I'd been seeing so and so like he didn't even matter. He ghosted me, and I still feel horrible. I loved him but I didn't think he loved me so I just chalked it up to hormones. I hope he's had a good life. John, I'm so sorry.
Fast Food Workers, what are some things that customers can do that just make your day a lot better?
Tip
People that wish dead people a happy birthday on this platform, why?? Just why?
Hey. My great uncle would appreciate it! Don't judge me!
What do you predict the next generation after Z will be and what do you think will define it?
*next* generation? you sound p optimistic about the future, buddy
What was the last thing that made you think 'how the hell is this thing popular'?
Tik tok
What type of food could you literally not live without?
Potato
What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard ?
Wow, you've got hair like Frampton!
What are some words you never hear people say anymore?
"please"
If snapping your fingers always teleported you to the same place, what place would you want that to be?
A really nice bathroom
What are some fascinating science tricks you can perform with everyday items that we all have at home?
Baking soda + Vinegar + red food dye = Classic volcano science experiment.
What does F you money look like where you live?
Building your own rocket and launching yourself into space
People who poop sitting down, why?
do you stand?
What pushed you into making you brush your teeth daily?
...Understanding basic hygiene.
What is something that it seems everyone else has done except you?
Fallen in love :(
Using only the lyrics, what is your favorite song?
around the world
What's your favorite color? Why?
Blue. NO!! YEL..... AAAAARGH!!
What are some of the best ways to show veterans appreciation for their service?
Set off fireworks around them to celebrate their achievements/service.
If after you die you had to choose to (secretly) spectate someone for the rest of THEIR life, who would it be and why?
Isn’t that just social media with extra steps?
What's the worst thing you've seen someone do for clout?
The guy who went to prison for 4 years for sitting on a chair in front of a train
What are the pros of either wiping sitting down or standing up?
People stand to wipe??
[Serious] People that have had previous drug problems, why did you start in the first place?
I was already depressed. Couldn’t get worse right? Wrong.
If just found love. What song will play through your mind ?
Ok, I just tried imagining having found love, and the song that automatically played in my head was lazing on a Sunday afternoon by queen, idk what this means
What is a positive experience you've had with a person of an opposing political viewpoint?
Friend and I usually end up agreeing that both sides suck ass
You can now create one law that will be enforced in the whole world, what law do you create?
The government is illegal
If you could view 1 event in earth's history what would it be?
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs so I don’t have to live to go to work and pay my rent
Your girlfriend finally let's you cum in her mouth, then sneezes in your face what do you do or say?
Bless you?
Why do you think there is a lot of hate towards people who do not have homes?
Because normal people see homeless people as people who don’t work and beg for money but people don’t actually know or bother to ask about the homeless man/woman background or story.
What single sentence would cause you to pack up your bags, jump on a plain and never look back?
“Jump on a plain and never look back”
What pisses you off now, that would have never bothered you as a kid?
That food has calories.
What makes you happy?
Pancakes 🥞