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People who accidentally sent nudes to the wrong people, how was the aftermath?	This is my nightmare - I double, triple, quadruple check.
What is a little known piece of safety advice you think everyone needs to know?	never stick your dick in crazy
What's the dumbest WATER gimmick you've seen?	Fiji water in the USA. Literally shipping water as far as possible, awful for the environment.
What is your purpose in life?	i pass butter
If Jesus was alive today, what miracles would people ask for?	To get rid of COVID.
What do you watch when you masturbate?	Shrek
What should be removed from this earth immediately?	Bedbugs
What documentary takes you down an unexpected rabbit hole?	Tickled
What's something you think everyone should try before they die?	LSD
You are allowed to ask one question what do you ask?	Why?
What is the pH and EC of PBR, Budweiser, Banquet or High Life poured into a clean glass when resting at a temp of 15.6c or 60f?	Sir this is a Popeyes restaurant
What idioms, sayings, meme formats, or pop culture references do you know of that people frequently use incorrectly?	People say "I could care less" when it's supposed to be "I couldn't care less"
People who plan on proposing soon, how nervous are you? How are you going to do it ?	Good luck buddy and see you on the flip side
What game gives you the most nostalgia of you play it?	Ocarina of Time!
what crazy things have you done or saw in Minecraft?	created obama gaming
What’s the most embarrassing thing you accidentally sent someone?	Sent a client a recorded audio message with me and my then girlfriend discussing our poops
What's your Instagram name?	Nice try FBI. Good thing I'm not a normie lol
What is something that smells horrible but tastes really good?	Good cheese
What is the most surprising thing you could find in somebody’s storage closet?	In a large number of pieces.... an Austin Mini.
What do you love about where you live?	No one drives in front of our house, if they do, they’re lost
Married people, how often do you have sex with your SO?	2-3 times a week on average.
What skills should you NEVER self teach?	Driving
What is your favorite quote, even out of context?	Other people are excited, as though they were at a parade. I alone don't care, I alone am expressionless, like an infant before it can smile. (Daodejing chapter 20, transl Mitchell)
Have you ever been late in confessing that you like someone? Did it work out, if not what is one thing you will always regret about it?	Yes, no, not picking up on her signs
How do you know you're real?	Cogito, ergo sum.
To the people who can see UV light, what does it look like?	Some people can see uv light?
You buy the last thing you bought 100 more times. What do you do with them and how’s your bank account?	if i resell them i am fucking golden a bunch of ryzen 7 cpus
Who is famous, not because of talent or skill, just because they are famous ?	The Kardashians, multiple tiktokers and instagram influencers, need I say more
If you had a clone, why would or wouldn't you get along with that person?	I’m an asshole, so naturally I’d hate my clone for being an asshole.
What's a common saying people use to justify bad behavior?	Boys will be boys
What would be the female equivalent to a Chad?	Stacy
People who love their jobs, what do you do?	art historian
People named Siri, Alexa or the name of other virtual assistants, how often do devices get triggered by people talking about you?	Are actual people named Siri?
To the people that refuse to respond to this post, why?	How would I know? I'm not one of them.
You’re on your deathbed, what would be your last words?	Fuxk this shit I'm out.
Users of Tinder and other dating apps, what are your best and worst experiences with matches?	Worst: I once met a guy on tinder who lied about his age, criticized how I parent my child and then dumped me while I was across the country on my first business trip. He had my car and I had to ask my boss to drive me to this guys house to get it. Best: I met my fiance on OkCupid. We've been together for 4 years, living together for 3 and are getting married in October! He's my perfect complement!
Is it possible to have a relationship with someone who believes you’re going to hell? How?	My guess would be that someone who _seriously_ thinks that you're going to hell won't be willing to engage in a relationship with you...
How come one cat chews on the human hair and the other one doesn't ?	cats, like us, are different and not all clones of eachother with the exact same traits, you know
People who had a stroke before/know someone who did, how did you haaaaandldnfnerifn iiiittfhh?	Your post is pretty offensive specially to people who have strokes and their caregivers, or people who have lost someone due to this.
For those who have political bumper stickers from past elections on your car--why?	because "meteor 2020" still would have been a better option
What's something that should be legal that isn't already?	WEED.
Why did not everyone tried to find a way to fight the flood problem?	lots of people, did but lots of other people have been fighting even the idea of climate change for decades.
What’s a word that you like just because?	Exsanguinate is so much more beautiful than "bled out".
What natural talent would you like to have?	good singing voice
How do you deal with/debate someone who has a problem for every solution?	Well, if their arguments make sense, i would enjoy speaking with someone like that.
What’s the worst sexual experience you’ve ever had?	Mine was having sex no condom and looking down to blood everywhere, I thought oh she’s come on… I wish…! #the blood was from my torn banjo string 🪕 Was like a murder scene and wouldn’t stop gushing out
Older people, why or why not do you think that videogames music is real music?	To be honest, I'm stymied trying to imagine an example of fake music.
What do you think is the best combination of superpowers?	Fire and teleportation
People who randomly spit on the street, why?	need to get the mucus out
What makes life boring?	People that can't take a joke.
What's one thing you have Todo everyday or it puts you in a bad/weird mood (no drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.)?	Masterbate
what do you do for a living?	I slaughter around 1500-1600 cows a day 6 days a week 12 hr days
Which artist has absolutely no bad songs?	MF Doom.
If you could have any pet, what would it be?	Cat
What was a big fear of yours that you overcame? How did that make you feel?	Pooping in a public restroom (seriously, I would not do it). Relieved in more ways than one now that I do it.
What is summer happiness to you?	When it ends. The heat is killer.
What manages to make you uneasy without fail?	Women hitting on me. I’m a decently attractive man, it just always makes me feel like they are fucking with me.
What is the most accurate portrayal of your job you’ve seen on a movie or show?	The IT Crowd
Grocery store workers, what's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?	I was the customer, not sure what I was thinking but I went in and asked for directions to the nearest grocery store
What's one thing you own that's totally worth the money, and more?	A good pair of shoes
whats your favorite netflix show?	King's Avatar
Kermit the Frog famously sings “It’s not easy bein’ green It seems you blend in With so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over Cause you’re not standing out Like flashy sparkles in the water Or stars in the sky”. What’s your Green that is not easy?	I'm tall af. Yeah it gets me compliments on my high but dude. I have a heart condition. My height is a side effect of it. I would rather be 4 foot4 and have a healthy heart than this. So idk if it's not easy being tall or having a heart condition but either or
are there stupid questions? why or why not?	This sub alone proves that there is.
What’s the best TV show to binge watch?	Lost, it’s great the first time around, and if you re-watch it you’ll catch some references to things that haven’t happened yet. It gets a lot of hate for the ending and all, but in the way I understood it, great ending to a great show
How wealthy do you have to be before you are morally obligated to spend some of it on behalf of others?	Context: billionaires in space is upsetting the internet because these resources could have been used to fight homelessness/hunger/etc. What is the morally responsible limit of wealth? I’m thinking most would agree you can spend money for all your basic needs before helping others, but is that it? How much should each of us spend on entertainment/luxury (if you have the means)? If you had to draw a line, where would it be? Also not talking about laws or mandates or government involvement. Just what amount it would be if you’re trying to be a good and responsible human.
What's your favourite book? (Answer only with a quote from it)?	“Well! I had the most fantastic dream! Trees crying blood. Horrible dead elves going around and killing people! Raistlin wearing black robes! It was the most incredible thing! And you were there, Sturm. Laurana and Flint. And everyone died! Well, almost everyone. Raistlin didn't. And there was a green dragon-' Tasslehoff stopped. What was wrong with his friends? Their faces were pale, their eyes wide.”
If you work out every other day how many times do you work out in two weeks?	7 that’s maths. 7x2=14 14/2=7
What is the weirdest/creepiest/most bizarre name/nickname you've ever heard of someone giving them pet? Or that you've ever given yours?	my friend named their pet “demon rubbish” and i have no idea why
What’s a question no one can answer?	Where did cotton eye joe come from and where did he go
What is something normal that, said out of context, sounds very strange?	My boss at least twice a week tells me I need to do a better blowjob. I cut grass for a living
What makes teacher a good teacher, assuming they're doing their job and teach?	Being able to see the human behind the student and the grades.
What is the worst episode of racism you've ever encountered or witnessed ?	I could only play with one of my friends provided we played one on one because the neighborhood group of children had mixed ethnicities and this kids parents wouldn't let him mix with black people.
What have you discovered about yourself this year?	My lack of fucks is truly astounding
What conspiracy theories do you believe?	We live in a simulation
What is your favorite ice cream?	Tillamook Cherry 🍒
What are some practical uses for a 30lb bucket of mayonnaise?	My friends thought it would be funny to ship me a 30lb bucket of mayo for my birthday and now I don't know what to do with it. It says refrigerate after opening and it definitely won't fit in my refrigerator. Edit: pic for proof https://i.imgur.com/GoEEgYl.jpg
Restaurant servers: how often do you see and react to “utensil language”, such as a fork and knife crossed on a plate?	When I was a server, I didn't pay attention to utensil language. I'd either see plates with trash on them, clearly empty plates, or I'd ask if there was anything I could get out of their way.
Without saying your age, how old are you?	AOL years old
What is the most clear cut conspiracy theory in your opinion and why?	Epstein didn’t kill himself…..because Epstein didn’t kill himself
Should odd jobs be repetitively offered to unemployed friends who need the money but will not accept the work?	No. You're their friend, not their employment counsellor.
What was the worst thing you ever had inside you?	Fell on an old piece of ply wood and my whole hand was filled with splinters
If brands had brutally honest slogans, what would some of them be?	Our food will kill you, but let's face it, you're too lazy to do better. - McDonalds.
What's the worst gift a partner ever gave you?	A topless photo of herself she took THAT DAY cause she just remembered it was my birthday. She thought it was like a cute girlfriendy thing to do and I just felt forgotten and not cared for.
What tv show or film is classed as iconic but would not get made today?	Blazing Saddles.
What's a great movie that was ruined because of it's sequel?	Space Jam
Why do you still play Super Nintendo (SNES)?	It had some banger games mate.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen someone casually do?	casually run for the US presidency as a publicity stunt and win
What courses are needed to become a firearms safety instructor?	Depends on where you are. Different countries and different states/regions of different countries have different requirements. Most Firearms Safety Courses I've seen are certified and facilitated through the NRA. But that's just in the USA. Obviously the NRA is American, so your nation might be different. If you are American, go on the NRA website, find out what you might need. I know I did my safety courses and got certified by the NRA for my personal permits. And my instructor was obviously certified by the NRA to run those NRA courses.
What is the worst thing only rich people suffer from?	Wondering who's kind to you mainly because of your wealth.
What's the strangest coincidence that happened to you?	I was watching a tik tok that had a sound playing Rockstars in it. I paused the tik tok and out of my apartment window there was a car that was also playing rockstars at the same part of the tik tok.
What is your favourite quote from a video game?	What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?
Whats a quote that will forever stick with you ?	It is hard to win an argument against an intelligent person but it is impossible to win against a stupid person
Why are you holding up everything that you wish to free?	wat
What's something you've always wanted to do, but never will because it terrifies you?	Skydiving
(SERIOUS) People who self harm, why?	Basically an incredibly strong cocktail of chemicals get released when you're hurt. Those chemicals tend to also numb emotional pain.
Which movie do you think represents American humor at its best?	Tropic Thunder. "Never go full retard."
Which movie do you think represents English humor at its best?	Monty Python and the Holy Grail
What is the best major to take right now? Why?	Engineering Self explanatory
If there are no more milkshakes, how else do we bring the boys to the yard?	dat ass
What's your go to sub when you feel low?	/r/Suicidewatch lmaooo

People who accidentally sent nudes to the wrong people, how was the aftermath?

This is my nightmare - I double, triple, quadruple check.

What is a little known piece of safety advice you think everyone needs to know?

never stick your dick in crazy

What's the dumbest WATER gimmick you've seen?

Fiji water in the USA. Literally shipping water as far as possible, awful for the environment.

What is your purpose in life?

i pass butter

If Jesus was alive today, what miracles would people ask for?

To get rid of COVID.

What do you watch when you masturbate?

Shrek

What should be removed from this earth immediately?

Bedbugs

What documentary takes you down an unexpected rabbit hole?

Tickled

What's something you think everyone should try before they die?

LSD

You are allowed to ask one question what do you ask?

Why?

What is the pH and EC of PBR, Budweiser, Banquet or High Life poured into a clean glass when resting at a temp of 15.6*c or 60*f?

Sir this is a Popeyes restaurant

What idioms, sayings, meme formats, or pop culture references do you know of that people frequently use incorrectly?

People say "I could care less" when it's supposed to be "I *couldn't* care less"

People who plan on proposing soon, how nervous are you? How are you going to do it ?

Good luck buddy and see you on the flip side

What game gives you the most nostalgia of you play it?

Ocarina of Time!

what crazy things have you done or saw in Minecraft?

created obama gaming

What’s the most embarrassing thing you accidentally sent someone?

Sent a client a recorded audio message with me and my then girlfriend discussing our poops

What's your Instagram name?

Nice try FBI. Good thing I'm not a normie lol

What is something that smells horrible but tastes really good?

Good cheese

What is the most surprising thing you could find in somebody’s storage closet?

In a large number of pieces.... an Austin Mini.

What do you love about where you live?

No one drives in front of our house, if they do, they’re lost

Married people, how often do you have sex with your SO?

2-3 times a week on average.

What skills should you NEVER self teach?

Driving

What is your favorite quote, even out of context?

Other people are excited, as though they were at a parade. I alone don't care, I alone am expressionless, like an infant before it can smile. (Daodejing chapter 20, transl Mitchell)

Have you ever been late in confessing that you like someone? Did it work out, if not what is one thing you will always regret about it?

Yes, no, not picking up on her signs

How do you know you're real?

Cogito, ergo sum.

To the people who can see UV light, what does it look like?

Some people can see uv light?

You buy the last thing you bought 100 more times. What do you do with them and how’s your bank account?

if i resell them i am fucking golden a bunch of ryzen 7 cpus

Who is famous, not because of talent or skill, just because they are famous ?

The Kardashians, multiple tiktokers and instagram influencers, need I say more

If you had a clone, why would or wouldn't you get along with that person?

I’m an asshole, so naturally I’d hate my clone for being an asshole.

What's a common saying people use to justify bad behavior?

Boys will be boys

What would be the female equivalent to a Chad?

Stacy

People who love their jobs, what do you do?

art historian

People named Siri, Alexa or the name of other virtual assistants, how often do devices get triggered by people talking about you?

Are actual people named Siri?

To the people that refuse to respond to this post, why?

How would I know? I'm not one of them.

You’re on your deathbed, what would be your last words?

Fuxk this shit I'm out.

Users of Tinder and other dating apps, what are your best and worst experiences with matches?

Worst: I once met a guy on tinder who lied about his age, criticized how I parent my child and then dumped me while I was across the country on my first business trip. He had my car and I had to ask my boss to drive me to this guys house to get it. Best: I met my fiance on OkCupid. We've been together for 4 years, living together for 3 and are getting married in October! He's my perfect complement!

Is it possible to have a relationship with someone who believes you’re going to hell? How?

My guess would be that someone who _seriously_ thinks that you're going to hell won't be willing to engage in a relationship with you...

How come one cat chews on the human hair and the other one doesn't ?

cats, like us, are different and not all clones of eachother with the exact same traits, you know

People who had a stroke before/know someone who did, how did you haaaaandldnfnerifn iiiittfhh?

Your post is pretty offensive specially to people who have strokes and their caregivers, or people who have lost someone due to this.

For those who have political bumper stickers from past elections on your car--why?

because "meteor 2020" still would have been a better option

What's something that should be legal that isn't already?

WEED.

Why did not everyone tried to find a way to fight the flood problem?

lots of people, did but lots of other people have been fighting even the idea of climate change for decades.

What’s a word that you like just because?

Exsanguinate is so much more beautiful than "bled out".

What natural talent would you like to have?

good singing voice

How do you deal with/debate someone who has a problem for every solution?

Well, if their arguments make sense, i would enjoy speaking with someone like that.

What’s the worst sexual experience you’ve ever had?

Mine was having sex no condom and looking down to blood everywhere, I thought oh she’s come on… I wish…! #the blood was from my torn banjo string 🪕 Was like a murder scene and wouldn’t stop gushing out

Older people, why or why not do you think that videogames music is real music?

To be honest, I'm stymied trying to imagine an example of *fake music.*

What do you think is the best combination of superpowers?

Fire and teleportation

People who randomly spit on the street, why?

need to get the mucus out

What makes life boring?

People that can't take a joke.

What's one thing you have Todo everyday or it puts you in a bad/weird mood (no drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.)?

Masterbate

what do you do for a living?

I slaughter around 1500-1600 cows a day 6 days a week 12 hr days

Which artist has absolutely no bad songs?

MF Doom.

If you could have any pet, what would it be?

Cat

What was a big fear of yours that you overcame? How did that make you feel?

Pooping in a public restroom (seriously, I would not do it). Relieved in more ways than one now that I do it.

What is summer happiness to you?

When it ends. The heat is killer.

What manages to make you uneasy without fail?

Women hitting on me. I’m a decently attractive man, it just always makes me feel like they are fucking with me.

What is the most accurate portrayal of your job you’ve seen on a movie or show?

The IT Crowd

Grocery store workers, what's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?

I was the customer, not sure what I was thinking but I went in and asked for directions to the nearest grocery store

What's one thing you own that's totally worth the money, and more?

A good pair of shoes

whats your favorite netflix show?

King's Avatar

Kermit the Frog famously sings “It’s not easy bein’ green It seems you blend in With so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over Cause you’re not standing out Like flashy sparkles in the water Or stars in the sky”. What’s your Green that is not easy?

I'm tall af. Yeah it gets me compliments on my high but dude. I have a heart condition. My height is a side effect of it. I would rather be 4 foot4 and have a healthy heart than this. So idk if it's not easy being tall or having a heart condition but either or

are there stupid questions? why or why not?

This sub alone proves that there is.

What’s the best TV show to binge watch?

Lost, it’s great the first time around, and if you re-watch it you’ll catch some references to things that haven’t happened yet. It gets a lot of hate for the ending and all, but in the way I understood it, great ending to a great show

How wealthy do you have to be before you are morally obligated to spend some of it on behalf of others?

Context: billionaires in space is upsetting the internet because these resources could have been used to fight homelessness/hunger/etc. What is the morally responsible limit of wealth? I’m thinking most would agree you can spend money for all your basic needs before helping others, but is that it? How much should each of us spend on entertainment/luxury (if you have the means)? If you had to draw a line, where would it be? Also not talking about laws or mandates or government involvement. Just what amount it would be if you’re trying to be a good and responsible human.

What's your favourite book? (Answer only with a quote from it)?

“Well! I had the most fantastic dream! Trees crying blood. Horrible dead elves going around and killing people! Raistlin wearing black robes! It was the most incredible thing! And you were there, Sturm. Laurana and Flint. And everyone died! Well, almost everyone. Raistlin didn't. And there was a green dragon-' Tasslehoff stopped. What was wrong with his friends? Their faces were pale, their eyes wide.”

If you work out every other day how many times do you work out in two weeks?

7 that’s maths. 7x2=14 14/2=7

What is the weirdest/creepiest/most bizarre name/nickname you've ever heard of someone giving them pet? Or that you've ever given yours?

my friend named their pet “demon rubbish” and i have no idea why

What’s a question no one can answer?

Where did cotton eye joe come from and where did he go

What is something normal that, said out of context, sounds very strange?

My boss at least twice a week tells me I need to do a better blowjob. I cut grass for a living

What makes teacher a good teacher, assuming they're doing their job and teach?

Being able to see the human behind the student and the grades.

What is the worst episode of racism you've ever encountered or witnessed ?

I could only play with one of my friends provided we played one on one because the neighborhood group of children had mixed ethnicities and this kids parents wouldn't let him mix with black people.

What have you discovered about yourself this year?

My lack of fucks is truly astounding

What conspiracy theories do you believe?

We live in a simulation

What is your favorite ice cream?

Tillamook Cherry 🍒

What are some practical uses for a 30lb bucket of mayonnaise?

My friends thought it would be funny to ship me a 30lb bucket of mayo for my birthday and now I don't know what to do with it. It says refrigerate after opening and it definitely won't fit in my refrigerator. Edit: pic for proof https://i.imgur.com/GoEEgYl.jpg

Restaurant servers: how often do you see and react to “utensil language”, such as a fork and knife crossed on a plate?

When I was a server, I didn't pay attention to utensil language. I'd either see plates with trash on them, clearly empty plates, or I'd ask if there was anything I could get out of their way.

Without saying your age, how old are you?

AOL years old

What is the most clear cut conspiracy theory in your opinion and why?

Epstein didn’t kill himself…..because Epstein didn’t kill himself

Should odd jobs be repetitively offered to unemployed friends who need the money but will not accept the work?

No. You're their friend, not their employment counsellor.

What was the worst thing you ever had inside you?

Fell on an old piece of ply wood and my whole hand was filled with splinters

If brands had brutally honest slogans, what would some of them be?

Our food will kill you, but let's face it, you're too lazy to do better. - McDonalds.

What's the worst gift a partner ever gave you?

A topless photo of herself she took THAT DAY cause she just remembered it was my birthday. She thought it was like a cute girlfriendy thing to do and I just felt forgotten and not cared for.

What tv show or film is classed as iconic but would not get made today?

Blazing Saddles.

What's a great movie that was ruined because of it's sequel?

Space Jam

Why do you still play Super Nintendo (SNES)?

It had some banger games mate.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen someone casually do?

casually run for the US presidency as a publicity stunt and win

What courses are needed to become a firearms safety instructor?

Depends on where you are. Different countries and different states/regions of different countries have different requirements. Most Firearms Safety Courses I've seen are certified and facilitated through the NRA. But that's just in the USA. Obviously the NRA is American, so your nation might be different. If you are American, go on the NRA website, find out what you might need. I know I did my safety courses and got certified by the NRA for my personal permits. And my instructor was obviously certified by the NRA to run those NRA courses.

What is the worst thing only rich people suffer from?

Wondering who's kind to you mainly because of your wealth.

What's the strangest coincidence that happened to you?

I was watching a tik tok that had a sound playing Rockstars in it. I paused the tik tok and out of my apartment window there was a car that was also playing rockstars at the same part of the tik tok.

What is your favourite quote from a video game?

What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?

Whats a quote that will forever stick with you ?

It is hard to win an argument against an intelligent person but it is impossible to win against a stupid person

Why are you holding up everything that you wish to free?

wat

What's something you've always wanted to do, but never will because it terrifies you?

Skydiving

(SERIOUS) People who self harm, why?

Basically an incredibly strong cocktail of chemicals get released when you're hurt. Those chemicals tend to also numb emotional pain.

Which movie do you think represents American humor at its best?

*Tropic Thunder.* "Never go full retard."

Which movie do you think represents English humor at its best?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What is the best major to take right now? Why?

Engineering Self explanatory

If there are no more milkshakes, how else do we bring the boys to the yard?

dat ass

What's your go to sub when you feel low?

/r/Suicidewatch lmaooo