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A magical fairy offers you a chance to go back and start life over as the opposite sex. You will have no memory of your current life and none of your life circumstances not related to your sex will change. Would you do it? Why or why not?	I’m not making any deals with magic fairies ever again. Especially after last time.
Gamers, which games have you been most addicted to and why?	Borderlands games. Thousands of hours playing them.
What’s something super terrifying in our usual life but we don’t notice?	Driving 70 mph in opposite directions just a couple feet away from the oncoming vehicle.
Which meme will never die?	the rickroll
how will the world end?	Global warming, kinda lame
What's the grossest thing you've seen while working at a restaurant?	Checked the water level in the Keurig and the water was yellow. Removed the water tank to change it out and a thick layer of bacterial sludge was growing inside it Thinking back, I have never seen that coffee machine cleaned in the two years I had worked there
People who piss in pools, why?	Because I'd rather walk up to the edge of the pool than all the way to the bathroom inside
What should the first woman on the moon say when she gets there?	“This is nice, but it does not look like the brochure at all.”
What's your creepiest ghost/(this is not a human being) story?	So when i was 14 my mom bought a house it was built in the 1800s but it was renovated to be new in the inside. beautiful house but since the first night i stayed there by myself i told her it was haunted. so one of the first nights i was in my room pretty late because i had to Finnish school work. i was in my bed studying and my light was off. i closed my eye for a second and my light and fab was now on. when i grew up having paranormal experiences bc it runs in my family we have a high belief in stuff like that. i told my moms he didn’t believe me . a few months went by of me just hearing voices and one day i go to my friends house for the first time in months and my mom da times me to show me that our trash can was opening and shutting by its self. a few days later i heard someone say my name in my room but i grew up knowing you should never know they acknowledge their presence. so i didn’t
What should be removed from earth immediately?	Repetitive questions
What's the longest you've been without food and why?	5'9"
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a Sim?	All that was in Sims 1 back in the day. I put a chair on the lawn, ghen commanded the Sim to go and sit there. After they sat, I paused the game and build a pool around their tile. Then, I put a fridge two blocks away (in front) of them. Then I unpaused and watched them die of startvation after sitting in front of a fridge, unable yo reach it.
What is the best Beastie Boys album and why?	If I had to pick I would say Ill Communication, really felt this was the album where you heard a more polished mature sound, writing, production, etc.
What is the most over the top British thing you've ever done?	Hate everybody that isn't me.
What futuristic war machine will most likely exist in the future?	rape machine
What quote do you remind yourself time to time?	“I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” ~Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
Why with all the free porn available out there, people still wanna pay for it ?	Some people obsess over a specific person or theme that is mostly behind a paywall, and if jacking off to that person/thing is more of a hobby than an interest then one is way more likely to pay for more.
You have two buttons im front of you and you have to choose one of them. One kills one-hundred random people and the other kills someone you know, which one would you pick?	This is a tough one. I know a lot of jerks. So it's tempting to press the button that kills someone I know. It would be satisfied to see the result. On the other hand, I would probably dislike a large proportion of the 100 strangers. So offing the 100 strangers might efficiently do more good for the world.
if you have sand, ocean, and seagull, which would you marry, fornicate, kill?	i'd kill you for being so dull
What's the most creative burn you've ever heard?	A girl was shouting "DICK! DICK!" to me because I didnt allow her to take my seat. My boi from the back said "You don't have to shout what you want, none of the boys will give it to you anyway."
Why are your nipples pierced?	They are?!
What helps to keep you positive?	Drugs
What does your ideal soulmate looks like?	I've met my soul mate. I wasn't really attracted to her, and she was married, as was I, but we had an awesome time when we hung out, same sick sense of humor, same tastes in food, music, thoughts. We agreed if we did get together, it would end in murder suicide.
how do non-famous Korean models drive luxury vehicles on their incomes?	Body kits on '86 Hondas.
A time traveler start airing Rick and Morty episodes on 70's television, what are people's thoughts and reactions?	Insta ban. Honestly it probably wouldn’t even air. The animations would be mind blowing for them, but the humor would have no effect and all the profanity and messed up situations that happen in the show would probably be breaking numerous tv laws at the time.
What are your thoughts on Yuri Bezmenov?	I never think about Yuri Bezmenov. Who is Yuri Bezmenov?
So much disasters have happened in the past 18 months, it's beginning to feel like the apocalypse is here. What do u think is next?	World War III
What was a positive experience you had with someone you had a clear disagreement with?	When the argument ends in sex...
What’s some common thing that really turns you off?	Women with long fingernails.
If you could only install one app on your phone, excluding internet browsers, what would it be and why?	Teams - so it looks like I working anywhere I go
You now have the power to decide what comes out of peoples bodies when they defecate, what do you choose?	If I like the person, yogurt, if I don't like the person, nails
What is the appeal of long/fake/painted nails?	absolutely nothing, personally
Who would win in a fight, 100 ninjas or 100 pirates?	Ninjas, no question
You are now the glorious supreme leader of your country what minor annoyances will be gulag levels of punishment?	Not washing your hands after jizzing
What makes you sad?	I have depression... soooo existing? Also when people truly don’t see how beautiful they are
Experiences with lucid dreams and how to get one?	flying dreams, shamanistic initiation dreams (taken apart by the rapid torrents of a mountain stream while being able to watch this from the shore) self directed dreams, you only need more awareness, jot down your dreams as far as you can remember them upon awakening and think about them once, twice during the day, (don't look into that dream-journal itself!), during the matter of three, four days you should become more and more aware in your dreams, you can then direct them by yourself
What can you talk about for 2 hours without any prior preparation ?	I'll just count the seconds as they go by
Who is the most ancient person in popular living memory?	King Tut.
What are a few delicious but easy cocktails to make for guests for a housewarming get together?	Mimosas and gin & tonics are very simple and two ingredients, mojitos and Moscow mules require a few more ingredients but are very easy too and all of these are well liked by most
What's your favorite food show and what's the best food to masturbate with?	Do you mean to use as a masturbation tool or to eat while you masturbate?
To the people who are the formal owners of a single shoe on a highway: How did you lose it?	I was 5 and threw it out the window because it was funny
Seriously, what's with the answers on math tests that are common mistakes? Would that not just be teaching someone that their answer is correct until they get results?	so you don't make common mistakes?
What is one very very minor thing the person/people (parents, siblings, S/O, roommate) does that doesn't really matter and you wouldn't tell them but drives you nuts?	My sister watching YouTube on her phone when she has perfectly functional laptop and mini PC connected to tv.
what are you wearing?	Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
What’s the dumbest purchase or expense you’ve made this year ?	7€ for a pin on my backpack that I proceeded to lose.
What type of shoes make your feet stink the most?	Dead Fish Shoes. You should only wear them for 24 hours at a time.
What’s a thing you do when feeling blue, that never fails to cheer you up?	Hit my pen and play the guitar. I completely forget about my troubles.
What's the hottest thing that someone has done that made you turn on?	point a gun at me
What is the most funny prank you pulled?	When I was like 12 I pretended to fall down the steps and smack my head on a 3 foot tall wooden speaker box my mom had at the bottom of her steps at her house. I had bought a tube of fake scab makeup and a tube of fake blood and put it on my head and all down my face and shirt. My mom was on the phone with her friend in the living room the steps lead to. I sold the hell out of it, and she damn near had a heart attack and almost fell out the front door (literally almost fell face first) dragging me to her car to take me to the ER. She was uber-pissed when I told her it was fake. She still brings it up randomly 30 years later and gets herself all mad at me again when she does.
How is your current relationship with Jesus Christ?	There's no such thing as having a relationship with an imaginary character.
If you could go back to any time that you were alive to start over, into your body of that time, but with your current brain/memory, when would it be and why?	Birth. Because having a do over would be tits.
What do you like about art? What does art mean to you?	i like to paint n draw what I see in my head
What is your near death experience?	Nearly had 4 tons of concrete fall on me.
It's Sunday in June, 1992 - What are you doing?	Floating about in my old mans sack.
What would you do if you were medical practitioner in situation where if your patient left that is the end, they will end it, and you can't help with their disease?	Let them. The alternative is either kidnapping or placing them on a hold which would just create worse quality of life for whatever time they have left. This would be a good time to bring up medical aid in death or advanced directives.
What makes you stop being a quitter and prevail?	Money
What is a small part of life that people generally take for granted?	Sun. Sets. Arguably the most beautiful displays the world has to offer / happen every single night
You can now be cancelled for your dreams. What dream are you getting cancelled for?	Something something sex
What is your most embarrassing mistake you made while speaking a foreign language?	I get made fun of occasionally because I speak some terrible street Russian Think of it like eubonics but cheeki breeki
What's one thing you wish you never heard?	The skin on your lips are the same skin as your anus.
What are some examples of first world privilege?	I sometimes forget about water. I dont think I overuse water, but I have a large 34 ounce container that I call 'big jug' and I drink about one everyday, but I barely think about not having access to water or not having access to clean water.
What type of person would you not date again?	The 'I've got issues' type.
What makes you think “that company will go bankrupt”?	-When they prioritise money over quality. -When the owner doesn't want to modernise the system because 'My FaTheR mAdE It ThiS WaY So iT's PerFeCt ThE Way It iS'. And therefore is stuck in the 80s, while the competition is adapting to the times. -When the amount of clients have significantly reduced over the last ten years. -And when the most expensive service is now on 40% discount. These are all things related to the last company I worked for and I seriously hope they will go bankrupt sooner than later.
Assuming you have time traveler privileges how would you turn $100 into a billion?	I’d start Amazon.
Since covid started what has it taught you about humanity?	People are much more selfish than I had thought.
What is a product you wish existed?	The 'what if' machine from futurama
What would you do if you refuel a full tank of gasoline and find that you had nothing to pay for?	You should talk with the employee. Maybe you can leave something there (like your id or phone), get money and come back.
What has to happen to make you leave a party/gathering early?	A random guy threatened to stab a friend for no clear reason so we quickly decided it wasn't fun there and when to find more genial boozer.
What is your Top 10 List?	Top 10 rappers* who died while getting inside of their cars
What happened to make you leave a party early?	I realized I would rather be at home, watching a movie in my sweatpants instead of pretending to be interested in random people.
what do y'all think is the best sauce to go with fries?	Ranch or a spicy ranch!
What is a question you would answer "glad you asked" and then start a monologue?	What fucked you up so bad? Have a seat and listen up, I've been practicing this on my therapist for years.
What thrifted item are you most proud of having found?	Enya on Vinyl
IT people, which one gives you more trouble - the "I", or the "T"?	the I
Batman assumed that identity for his fear of bats. Following that thought process, what would be your superhero identity ?	Radical religious fanatic with explosive vest man
What was your thoughts on the first intercourse?	I wasn’t around for the first intercourse
What is the most unlucky thing that has ever happened to you?	I've been pooped on by birds three times in my life. No, really. Three times, direct hits.
how was your first day of college?	I felt very much like my life was starting. I was very optimistic, my classes were all very fun, I felt like I would make tons of friends.
What is something that is impossible to do if you’re not poor?	Starve (not eat food for days)
What's the worst freakout you've seen while working?	I am an EMT. Drugs are probably the worst. You’d be surprised how angry people get when you ruin their high to save their life. My cousin got stabbed once when he went to an OD call
People who have self esteem issues, what are some misconceptions you have encountered?	That you can change it simply by faking it. Thats not how it works.
what do you think of people who are sarcastic all the time?	It gets annoying really fast
Silver Back Gorilla Vs Grizzly Bear, who wins in a fight??	Grizzly. Too big, too strong.
What movie did you never finish, and you still don't know how it ends?	Never ending story
What's something people are paranoid about that you think is ridiculous?	Death. I get kinda anxious thinking about all the avenues of death. Heaven: Sounds horrible Hell: Sounds very horrible Reincarnation: Sounds horrible (You have little to no memory of your past life) Nothing: Sounds very horrible But I rather not plague my life with the fear of death, so I actively try to make something out of my life so when I die, I have knowledge that I will live on in the hearts and minds of my loved ones and have a bit of a legacy to talk about.
The saying goes money can’t buy happiness, so what’s something you bought that brought you happiness?	A cat
At what age did you decide on what you wanted to do for a career?	Still haven’t decided…
Why haven’t we invented effective cooling suits or jackets to help us withstand the heat?	It requires large amounts of energy to move heat and cool down areas We don't yet have proper energy storage that could facilitate that
Is there an equivalent of weeb but for other countries? If yes, what are they called?	England = Anglophile China = Sinophile
Are you satisfied with the way that you look? Why or why not? And if you could change anything about yourself(not just physical characteristics) what would you change?	I am honestly fed up by my violent lash outs of rage. Im trying my best to be a good person, my superego is on a speedial if you know what i mean... But sometimes i just burst, on people that are close to me and that do not know any better than not to taunt me at times. Its difficult to not alienate people in my life for something stupid and superficial, and it sucks.
If Instagram and Twitter were a thing 2000 years ago (by the time Jesus was alive), what kind of things would people post?	Same as now, just without mentions to other tech they didn’t have such as cars and phones and computers (not sure how they’re using Twitter or Instagram, maybe some kind of divine network?)
People who hate humanity, what is your reasoning for doing so?	Humans.
What is one time you massively regretted not reading the fineprint?	Army contract. They got me boys, they got me.
What are the reasons you shouldn't get an African Grey Parrot?	They're noisy, they're messy, they require a lot of attention, they require a lot of space, and you have to be mindful about their diet. edit: His name is Frankie, his biggest goal in life is to be a big fat turkey.
What non-english speaking movie you think is underrated?	Amélie *wrong spelling
What do you genuinely think about Billie eilish?	Her bored teenager schtick is boring.
Old questions: What would you do if Google and all other search engines stopped working?	Look in a book.
What Is Your Idea Of A Healthy Relationship?	Respecting boundaries. Boundaries are physical, emotional, and mental limits or guidelines a person sets for themselves which others need to respect. You and your partners or friends should feel comfortable in the activities you are doing together. All individuals involved should be respectful of boundaries.
What the worst pay to win Minecraft server ?	There’s no winning if your putting money into Minecraft
What's a movie or Tv show you watched just for a certain actor/actress?	Victor Garber on alias. Certainly one of his best roles. Talk about doing anything for family….and cold. He makes Jack Bauer look like he has a soft spot. Timothy Olyphant on justified…..and what a ride that was. One of the best shows from the first episode to the last.

A magical fairy offers you a chance to go back and start life over as the opposite sex. You will have no memory of your current life and none of your life circumstances not related to your sex will change. Would you do it? Why or why not?

I’m not making any deals with magic fairies ever again. Especially after last time.

Gamers, which games have you been most addicted to and why?

Borderlands games. Thousands of hours playing them.

What’s something super terrifying in our usual life but we don’t notice?

Driving 70 mph in opposite directions just a couple feet away from the oncoming vehicle.

Which meme will never die?

the rickroll

how will the world end?

Global warming, kinda lame

What's the grossest thing you've seen while working at a restaurant?

Checked the water level in the Keurig and the water was yellow. Removed the water tank to change it out and a thick layer of bacterial sludge was growing inside it Thinking back, I have never seen that coffee machine cleaned in the two years I had worked there

People who piss in pools, why?

Because I'd rather walk up to the edge of the pool than all the way to the bathroom inside

What should the first woman on the moon say when she gets there?

“This is nice, but it does not look like the brochure at all.”

What's your creepiest ghost/(this is not a human being) story?

So when i was 14 my mom bought a house it was built in the 1800s but it was renovated to be new in the inside. beautiful house but since the first night i stayed there by myself i told her it was haunted. so one of the first nights i was in my room pretty late because i had to Finnish school work. i was in my bed studying and my light was off. i closed my eye for a second and my light and fab was now on. when i grew up having paranormal experiences bc it runs in my family we have a high belief in stuff like that. i told my moms he didn’t believe me . a few months went by of me just hearing voices and one day i go to my friends house for the first time in months and my mom da times me to show me that our trash can was opening and shutting by its self. a few days later i heard someone say my name in my room but i grew up knowing you should never know they acknowledge their presence. so i didn’t

What should be removed from earth immediately?

Repetitive questions

What's the longest you've been without food and why?

5'9"

What's the worst thing you've ever done to a Sim?

All that was in Sims 1 back in the day. I put a chair on the lawn, ghen commanded the Sim to go and sit there. After they sat, I paused the game and build a pool around their tile. Then, I put a fridge two blocks away (in front) of them. Then I unpaused and watched them die of startvation after sitting in front of a fridge, unable yo reach it.

What is the best Beastie Boys album and why?

If I had to pick I would say Ill Communication, really felt this was the album where you heard a more polished mature sound, writing, production, etc.

What is the most over the top British thing you've ever done?

Hate everybody that isn't me.

What futuristic war machine will most likely exist in the future?

rape machine

What quote do you remind yourself time to time?

“I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” ~Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays

Why with all the free porn available out there, people still wanna pay for it ?

Some people obsess over a specific person or theme that is mostly behind a paywall, and if jacking off to that person/thing is more of a hobby than an interest then one is way more likely to pay for more.

You have two buttons im front of you and you have to choose one of them. One kills one-hundred random people and the other kills someone you know, which one would you pick?

This is a tough one. I know a lot of jerks. So it's tempting to press the button that kills someone I know. It would be satisfied to see the result. On the other hand, I would probably dislike a large proportion of the 100 strangers. So offing the 100 strangers might efficiently do more good for the world.

if you have sand, ocean, and seagull, which would you marry, fornicate, kill?

i'd kill you for being so dull

What's the most creative burn you've ever heard?

A girl was shouting "DICK! DICK!" to me because I didnt allow her to take my seat. My boi from the back said "You don't have to shout what you want, none of the boys will give it to you anyway."

Why are your nipples pierced?

They are?!

What helps to keep you positive?

Drugs

What does your ideal soulmate looks like?

I've met my soul mate. I wasn't really attracted to her, and she was married, as was I, but we had an awesome time when we hung out, same sick sense of humor, same tastes in food, music, thoughts. We agreed if we did get together, it would end in murder suicide.

how do non-famous Korean models drive luxury vehicles on their incomes?

Body kits on '86 Hondas.

A time traveler start airing Rick and Morty episodes on 70's television, what are people's thoughts and reactions?

Insta ban. Honestly it probably wouldn’t even air. The animations would be mind blowing for them, but the humor would have no effect and all the profanity and messed up situations that happen in the show would probably be breaking numerous tv laws at the time.

What are your thoughts on Yuri Bezmenov?

I never think about Yuri Bezmenov. Who is Yuri Bezmenov?

So much disasters have happened in the past 18 months, it's beginning to feel like the apocalypse is here. What do u think is next?

World War III

What was a positive experience you had with someone you had a clear disagreement with?

When the argument ends in sex...

What’s some common thing that really turns you off?

Women with long fingernails.

If you could only install one app on your phone, excluding internet browsers, what would it be and why?

Teams - so it looks like I working anywhere I go

You now have the power to decide what comes out of peoples bodies when they defecate, what do you choose?

If I like the person, yogurt, if I don't like the person, nails

What is the appeal of long/fake/painted nails?

absolutely nothing, personally

Who would win in a fight, 100 ninjas or 100 pirates?

Ninjas, no question

You are now the glorious supreme leader of your country what minor annoyances will be gulag levels of punishment?

Not washing your hands after jizzing

What makes you sad?

I have depression... soooo existing? Also when people truly don’t see how beautiful they are

Experiences with lucid dreams and how to get one?

flying dreams, shamanistic initiation dreams (taken apart by the rapid torrents of a mountain stream while being able to watch this from the shore) self directed dreams, you only need more awareness, jot down your dreams as far as you can remember them upon awakening and think about them once, twice during the day, (don't look into that dream-journal itself!), during the matter of three, four days you should become more and more aware in your dreams, you can then direct them by yourself

What can you talk about for 2 hours without any prior preparation ?

I'll just count the seconds as they go by

Who is the most ancient person in popular living memory?

King Tut.

What are a few delicious but easy cocktails to make for guests for a housewarming get together?

Mimosas and gin & tonics are very simple and two ingredients, mojitos and Moscow mules require a few more ingredients but are very easy too and all of these are well liked by most

What's your favorite food show and what's the best food to masturbate with?

Do you mean to use as a masturbation tool or to eat while you masturbate?

To the people who are the formal owners of a single shoe on a highway: How did you lose it?

I was 5 and threw it out the window because it was funny

Seriously, what's with the answers on math tests that are common mistakes? Would that not just be teaching someone that their answer is correct until they get results?

so you don't make common mistakes?

What is one very *very* minor thing the person/people (parents, siblings, S/O, roommate) does that doesn't really matter and you wouldn't tell them but drives you nuts?

My sister watching YouTube on her phone when she has perfectly functional laptop and mini PC connected to tv.

what are you wearing?

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy

What’s the dumbest purchase or expense you’ve made this year ?

7€ for a pin on my backpack that I proceeded to lose.

What type of shoes make your feet stink the most?

Dead Fish Shoes. You should only wear them for 24 hours at a time.

What’s a thing you do when feeling blue, that never fails to cheer you up?

Hit my pen and play the guitar. I completely forget about my troubles.

What's the hottest thing that someone has done that made you turn on?

point a gun at me

What is the most funny prank you pulled?

When I was like 12 I pretended to fall down the steps and smack my head on a 3 foot tall wooden speaker box my mom had at the bottom of her steps at her house. I had bought a tube of fake scab makeup and a tube of fake blood and put it on my head and all down my face and shirt. My mom was on the phone with her friend in the living room the steps lead to. I sold the hell out of it, and she damn near had a heart attack and almost fell out the front door (literally almost fell face first) dragging me to her car to take me to the ER. She was uber-pissed when I told her it was fake. She still brings it up randomly 30 years later and gets herself all mad at me again when she does.

How is your current relationship with Jesus Christ?

There's no such thing as having a relationship with an imaginary character.

If you could go back to any time that you were alive to start over, into your body of that time, but with your current brain/memory, when would it be and why?

Birth. Because having a do over would be tits.

What do you like about art? What does art mean to you?

i like to paint n draw what I see in my head

What is your near death experience?

Nearly had 4 tons of concrete fall on me.

It's Sunday in June, 1992 - What are you doing?

Floating about in my old mans sack.

What would you do if you were medical practitioner in situation where if your patient left that is the end, they will end it, and you can't help with their disease?

Let them. The alternative is either kidnapping or placing them on a hold which would just create worse quality of life for whatever time they have left. This would be a good time to bring up medical aid in death or advanced directives.

What makes you stop being a quitter and prevail?

Money

What is a small part of life that people generally take for granted?

Sun. Sets. Arguably the most beautiful displays the world has to offer / happen every single night

You can now be cancelled for your dreams. What dream are you getting cancelled for?

Something something sex

What is your most embarrassing mistake you made while speaking a foreign language?

I get made fun of occasionally because I speak some terrible street Russian Think of it like eubonics but cheeki breeki

What's one thing you wish you never heard?

The skin on your lips are the same skin as your anus.

What are some examples of first world privilege?

I sometimes forget about water. I dont think I overuse water, but I have a large 34 ounce container that I call 'big jug' and I drink about one everyday, but I barely think about not having access to water or not having access to clean water.

What type of person would you not date again?

The 'I've got issues' type.

What makes you think “that company will go bankrupt”?

-When they prioritise money over quality. -When the owner doesn't want to modernise the system because 'My FaTheR mAdE It ThiS WaY So iT's PerFeCt ThE Way It iS'. And therefore is stuck in the 80s, while the competition is adapting to the times. -When the amount of clients have significantly reduced over the last ten years. -And when the most expensive service is now on 40% discount. These are all things related to the last company I worked for and I seriously hope they will go bankrupt sooner than later.

Assuming you have time traveler privileges how would you turn $100 into a billion?

I’d start Amazon.

Since covid started what has it taught you about humanity?

People are much more selfish than I had thought.

What is a product you wish existed?

The 'what if' machine from futurama

What would you do if you refuel a full tank of gasoline and find that you had nothing to pay for?

You should talk with the employee. Maybe you can leave something there (like your id or phone), get money and come back.

What has to happen to make you leave a party/gathering early?

A random guy threatened to stab a friend for no clear reason so we quickly decided it wasn't fun there and when to find more genial boozer.

What is your Top 10 List?

Top 10 rappers* who died while getting inside of their cars

What happened to make you leave a party early?

I realized I would rather be at home, watching a movie in my sweatpants instead of pretending to be interested in random people.

what do y'all think is the best sauce to go with fries?

Ranch or a spicy ranch!

What is a question you would answer "glad you asked" and then start a monologue?

What fucked you up so bad? Have a seat and listen up, I've been practicing this on my therapist for years.

What thrifted item are you most proud of having found?

Enya on Vinyl

IT people, which one gives you more trouble - the "I", or the "T"?

the I

Batman assumed that identity for his fear of bats. Following that thought process, what would be your superhero identity ?

Radical religious fanatic with explosive vest man

What was your thoughts on the first intercourse?

I wasn’t around for the first intercourse

What is the most unlucky thing that has ever happened to you?

I've been pooped on by birds three times in my life. No, really. Three times, direct hits.

how was your first day of college?

I felt very much like my life was starting. I was very optimistic, my classes were all very fun, I felt like I would make tons of friends.

What is something that is impossible to do if you’re not poor?

Starve (not eat food for days)

What's the worst freakout you've seen while working?

I am an EMT. Drugs are probably the worst. You’d be surprised how angry people get when you ruin their high to save their life. My cousin got stabbed once when he went to an OD call

People who have self esteem issues, what are some misconceptions you have encountered?

That you can change it simply by faking it. Thats not how it works.

what do you think of people who are sarcastic all the time?

It gets annoying really fast

Silver Back Gorilla Vs Grizzly Bear, who wins in a fight??

Grizzly. Too big, too strong.

What movie did you never finish, and you still don't know how it ends?

Never ending story

What's something people are paranoid about that you think is ridiculous?

Death. I get kinda anxious thinking about all the avenues of death. Heaven: Sounds horrible Hell: Sounds very horrible Reincarnation: Sounds horrible (You have little to no memory of your past life) Nothing: Sounds very horrible But I rather not plague my life with the fear of death, so I actively try to make something out of my life so when I die, I have knowledge that I will live on in the hearts and minds of my loved ones and have a bit of a legacy to talk about.

The saying goes money can’t buy happiness, so what’s something you bought that brought you happiness?

A cat

At what age did you decide on what you wanted to do for a career?

Still haven’t decided…

Why haven’t we invented effective cooling suits or jackets to help us withstand the heat?

It requires large amounts of energy to move heat and cool down areas We don't yet have proper energy storage that could facilitate that

Is there an equivalent of weeb but for other countries? If yes, what are they called?

England = Anglophile China = Sinophile

Are you satisfied with the way that you look? Why or why not? And if you could change anything about yourself(not just physical characteristics) what would you change?

I am honestly fed up by my violent lash outs of rage. Im trying my best to be a good person, my superego is on a speedial if you know what i mean... But sometimes i just burst, on people that are close to me and that do not know any better than not to taunt me at times. Its difficult to not alienate people in my life for something stupid and superficial, and it sucks.

If Instagram and Twitter were a thing 2000 years ago (by the time Jesus was alive), what kind of things would people post?

Same as now, just without mentions to other tech they didn’t have such as cars and phones and computers (not sure how they’re using Twitter or Instagram, maybe some kind of divine network?)

People who hate humanity, what is your reasoning for doing so?

Humans.

What is one time you massively regretted not reading the fineprint?

Army contract. They got me boys, they got me.

What are the reasons you shouldn't get an African Grey Parrot?

They're noisy, they're messy, they require a lot of attention, they require a lot of space, and you have to be mindful about their diet. edit: His name is Frankie, his biggest goal in life is to be a big fat turkey.

What non-english speaking movie you think is underrated?

Amélie *wrong spelling

What do you genuinely think about Billie eilish?

Her bored teenager schtick is boring.

Old questions: What would you do if Google and all other search engines stopped working?

Look in a book.

What Is Your Idea Of A Healthy Relationship?

Respecting boundaries. Boundaries are physical, emotional, and mental limits or guidelines a person sets for themselves which others need to respect. You and your partners or friends should feel comfortable in the activities you are doing together. All individuals involved should be respectful of boundaries.

What the worst pay to win Minecraft server ?

There’s no winning if your putting money into Minecraft

What's a movie or Tv show you watched just for a certain actor/actress?

Victor Garber on alias. Certainly one of his best roles. Talk about doing anything for family….and cold. He makes Jack Bauer look like he has a soft spot. Timothy Olyphant on justified…..and what a ride that was. One of the best shows from the first episode to the last.