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At what point in life did you realize that you had finally grown up? | When I realized sex was for making children. |
What is something that was on popular that you missed out on? | Sex in high school. |
What are some forms of government that will likely take the main stage if the current ones fail? | Anarchy |
People who are rude to customer service reps on the phone: why? | I worked in the customer service industry and it's a well known fact that everyone that is rude to us has an incredibly tiny penis.
^even ^the ^women |
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done for less than 20$? | Working an hr |
People who design rockets that look like male reproductive organs, why? | Vaginas are less aerodynamic. |
Where do you keep your plastic bag full of plastic bags? | Under the kitchen sink. Always kept them there. |
Who do you consider a real life hero? | My mother. Not because she gave birth to me, but because she saved my life once. |
What's something you thought was funny and acceptable as a kid/teen, but realized as an adult it was kinda fucked up? | Along with a few friends, I egged our middle school. We were so stupid that we went after the classrooms of teachers we hated thinking, *’Yeah, that’ll teach them!’*.
Unfortunately, *loose lips sink ships* and one of my cohorts ratted all of us out. I got busted and suspended for the incident but I didn’t have to clean any of it up.
The shitty part is that I **loved** our school’s maintenance dude—he was the nicest man ever—and it didn’t even occur to me that what we’d done was done to *him*. I can’t even express how much shame and guilt I feel over it now. |
Which tv-series would you want to live your life in, and as which character? | He-man, obviously. |
What has always creeped you out? | since childhood - poorly done 3d animated movies, like The Grinch. Something about the facial features and motion is unsettling to me and always has been, but rarely do I ever hear anyone complain about it.
it ruined that movie in particular for me |
What is a way that patriotism can be define where if it were adopted wholeheartedly by the population of a country it would improve that country and make life better for the population? | If they considered it patriotic to support their countrymen and were excited to pay their taxes instead of fighting tooth and nail against it. |
What's a less generic superhero name for Superman? | The krypton Knight |
What movie or TV actor totally inhabits the character they're playing more than anyone else? And who always plays themselves? | Ben from "Lost". His performance throughout the show was amazing, imo. Really a evil guy |
What's a quote from a book that made you fall in love with words/stories ? | “You're no help," he told the lime. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special about it at all. It was doing the best it could.” |
People who have confronted strangers about their scars, why did you feel the need to ask or say anything? | I don't think there's any problem with that unless they're self harm scars |
What is the possibility of preventing 9/11 incident by sending some back to 1995? | Delay the plane by a day, hence it became 9/12, 9/11 will never exist. |
How old were you when you first discovered sex? | 12.5 |
Which empire in history had the best music? | Probably Holy Roman or Austro-Hungarian Empire, |
What is something that is burdening you and you just want to talk it out? | My drug addiction is spiraling again. What about you op? |
All companies now have honest commercials, what would they say? | "You don't need this. It won't solve any of your problems. It might even make your life *worse*, given the negative externalities its production and distribution entail. But our CEO keeps wasting his salary on rent boys and Molly so please buy it anyway. Pretty please? With kittens on top?" |
What did you eat for dinner last night? | homemade lasagna and it was so good |
What is an observable phenomenon that science has not yet been able to explain? | We've observed dark matter. We still don't have a sufficient explanation. We know it's there, or more accurately \*SOMETHING\* that we call "Dark Matter" for now is there... but we can't explain it yet, we don't fully understand it, we just know something exists there. |
Those who live with severe chronic pain, what keeps you hanging in there, even through the very worst moments? | My kids. |
What show did you watch as a kid that defines how you think about people today? | King of the Hill. It's probably too good to be true, I'm probably being taken advantage of in some way. |
What is the one weird thing your SO always does? | She always sneezes a minimum of like 8 times in a row. I call it a sneezure |
Which actress do you want to see doing porn films? | None you're creepy op |
People who use hacks and cheats in multiplayer games, what kind of happiness do y'all even get from cheating? | I used to use a bot for world of warcraft. It would basically walk around in a circle fighting mobs. Made me money and saved countless hours of grinding. I regret nothing. |
People who live in hot countries how do you handle the sun? | As a Brit who got VERY badly sun burned this week, I'm wondering how natives of hotter countries handle the daily heat?.
Do you wear sunscreen every day or does your skin become accustomed to sun?.
I'm thinking of places like Spain, USA (LA or Florida), Mexico and Australia and scenarios where you're outside for usual daily tasks.
Like if you have to wait for buses and you may miss one and need to wait longer, or walking around in markets, walking to work or the shops (20 - 30 mins each way), lunch breaks outdoors etc.
Not sun bathing or laying in the beach, just general exposure.
Also if you are an expat do you ever reach a point where you don't need sunscreen every day?.
I'm really curious if us Brits just aren't destined to be outside in the summer. |
Who took a long break from social media and what change did that do to you? | I quit Facebook over a year ago, and I am a less stressed person because of it. |
What's a great way to kick someone from your life? | Silence |
If you could recast a movie, what movie would it be and who would you recast as its characters? | Ghost in the shell, a younger michelle yeoh as the major. |
What do you think about today’s generation? | I work in retail and I prefer today’s younger people as customers than older people. Almost 50% of the time elderly customers are rude, obnoxious, entitled and generally unpleasant. Young people not nearly as much. |
What’s the scariest phone call you have ever received? | My grandmother calling me to tell me that she fell and could not get up. Spent the next two weeks in the hospital with her, next 6 months living with her while she had a wound vac on her back from the hematoma the fall caused.
Well, she end up in the hospital again but for different reasons, however this time she's coming to live with me! |
What are some major or minor relationship red flags that you give off? | "Distressingly codependent". "Clingy as fuck". "Emotionless Golem". "Emotional goddamned tire fire". People have described me in lot unflattering and unerringly accurate ways. |
What’s one thing that you’ve done/ are doing during the pandemic that you will keep doing after it’s over? | avoiding people like the plague |
[Serious] What job have you had that actually turned out to be better than expected? Why? | Retail. Minimum wage looks a lot different in Sweden for one, but it's also allowed me to grow a lot as a person and I really appreciate that! |
How would astronauts fulfill their sexual needs in space? | They fuck aliens. Area 69 |
what is a fear you have that not many people have? | I’m afraid of going out to meet with friends because I might have to parallel park 😳 |
What song never fails to cheer you up? | I Wanna Dance with Somebody |
What was the most expensive mistake you ever made? | Bought an Oldsmobile |
If a genie gave you one wish to forget one film, tv show or book and experience it for the first time all over again, which would you choose? | The expanse book series |
What is your opinion on crane flies? | They can't carry as much weight as the name implies. |
What do you do when you need to go clear your mind? | Sit outside preferably by some water |
When is the last time you watched porn? | now |
What is the darkest corner of the internet, you ever visited? | Offshoot boards of 4chan contain the worst humanity has to offer. I don't mean /b/ or 8chan, I mean the stuff they scrubbed that you can't find anymore without looking really hard. |
What video games bring you that heartwarming nostalgia? | a lot of Nintendo games (and even sometimes the new I.P.’s from them), old school RuneScape, minecraft. |
What did you do with all your CDs after you recognized that you don’t need them anymore because you stream music now? | Still keep and collect them desperately |
In the Adam and Eve story, why is the Serpent male? | It's the bible. 64 books and like 6 women. If it were possible then Eve would've been played by a man like an old stage play |
What stupid thing did you do as a kid while trying to copy a cartoon character? | Jumped off a cliff pretending to run away from roadrunner |
[serious] what are some good things happening in the world that no one is talking about? | The advancement of solar energy. Solar farming |
What is the closest you came to death doing something stupid as a child? | I was pretending I was a dog, I ended up with three stitches on my head |
Who's the most famous person you've interacted with? | Michael Buble was my youth rockclimbing coach/instructor. |
What's the dumbest thing a teacher ever said to you? | Sir I need to go to the bathroom, my stomach hurt. My teach: Should have gone on recess, you are now currently disturbing my class. Me in my mind : Alright then next time I will ask my stomach to hurt on recess. |
What’s good about boobs? | Booba. |
What is your go to comfort food? | Pancakes or fettuccine alfredo |
What do you think is the most useless human trait? | Being able to move your ears |
What is the best quote that you know? | "Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister (GOT) |
What is your favorite example of instant karma? | A homophobe told my friend to go die in a ditch, then promptly tripped on the pavement and fell into one. Broke his elbow too, more satisfying than slime vids. |
What do you wish you knew before you had kids? | The costs |
What do you think the government is hiding form us? | These goddam seagulls are planning something |
What song has the best chorus of all time? | "All the other kids with their Pumped Up Kicks" |
What happened to the american dream? | It was briefly achieved for white heterosexuals comfortable with traditional gender norms for a couple of decades following the second world war. |
What is your one happiest moment that you wish to revisit again? | There was this one night around 2-3AM, I was with my friends playing clan matches in a used-to-be-popular online FPS game (Crossfire) in a 24/7 internet cafe, while eating instant noodles and coca-cola that we ordered from the counter, and basically just not giving a fuck about any classes or commitments the next morning. We played and played till the sun rose, and then on the streets we lit up some leftover sparklers from the New Year, and then took a picture of us holding them up.
It was the first time that I stayed outside the house through the night. I was scolded by my very-controlling parents when I came home but it was worth it. It felt liberating.
That was the last time it happened. After I graduated college, my friends and I went on our separate lives. One moved to a better house, one stopped studying to find work, one lost the place he was staying at, and as for me I continued to law school and became absorbed with studies. Then the COVID-19 came, and we gradually lost reasons to see each other. Eventually I am the only one left playing the game, and everytime I log in nowadays it doesn't feel the same, since there's no one else to enjoy it with anymore. I wish to come back to that night and re-experience the rebellious thrill of staying out after curfew hours and the cozy feeling of being with friends you trust the most. |
You are tasked with inserting a single rampaging elephant into any moment in history in order to cause the most chaos. Where & when do you place it? | During the moon landing as soon as Neil takes his first step. The elephant would die immediately but imagine the chaos of a random fucking elephant appearing on the moon. |
What's something interesting that has been passed down in your family for generations? | Mental illness |
For those who been to Texas... is Texas really a racist State? | No. Really not |
If you had stupid billionaire space money, what would you do with it? | Blackmail all of my fellow billionaires into working toward meaningful tax reform and actually paying our fair share. |
What song can you quote by heart? | The Champs - "Tequila" |
What movie in your opinion has a better Part 2 than the original? | I absolutely love *The Terminator* but T2 is one of the greatest action movies ever made |
If you could have as many dogs as you wanted, how many would you have and what breeds would you have ? | I would have one collie, one corgi, and one weiner dog. Unfortunately all of those breeds are pretty territorial so it wouldn't work.
So 3 collies! |
whats the one thing ppl think is good but is actully bad ? | Mental illnesses. People think it's a trend, tf is up with that |
any photography Enthusiast? what is your favorite camera brand? | I'm not hardcore but I would say Nikon. Cannon is a close second. Haven't tried many other brands but I have yet to have any of my Nikon gear get damaged or cracked. |
What's the punishment your parents gave you that was completely unproportional? | My mom wouldn’t let her grown ass daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house bc she “has the wrong intentions”. Then tried to limit her time out for 5-6 hours at a time. She was 21. She was me before I finally got to leave home |
Whats the movie that you consider to be a perfect 10? | The Shawshank Redemption |
What's the John Smith of zodiac signs? | The fucking Scorpio. They think they’re soooOooOoo unique, when they’re the most common sign.
Edit: come @ me |
Would you allow your teen to try hard drugs and alcohol in the safety of your own home? why or why not? | Fuck no. Mixing hard drugs and alcohol is super dangerous, and shouldn't be done, period. I wouldn't let them do that in the fucking ER waiting room. |
Which video game you want to play again but don't start it because of a specific level or mechanic? | Skyrim. |
How do you guys feel about zoos? | the zoos that help rehabilitate injured animals and have breeding programs for endangered species are good
the ones that just capture wild animals and show them off arent so much |
What's the most human like thing your pet has done? | When I tell him off for barking and he does a little quiet bark as I'm walking away. He's gotta have the last word the bastard. |
What where you doing in 2005? | being born |
What is your favorite starburst color? | Yellow |
What do you do right after you get home from the job? | Feed my cat then feed myself. |
What's the most hypocritical thing your parent/s have ever done/said? | "You're 16 now, you have to grow up and get a job and pay rent. Your not going to college your not smart enough. You have to work." I had great grades but dropped out because I didn't feel good enough and couldn't balance work and education.
"You're only 16 you don't know what you're talking about You're a child. I'm right your wrong." ??????
"You have to cook and do all the chores because I've been to work today."
"It's my day off you have to cook and do all the chores"
"We can't afford this house and will be homeless if you don't give me all your savings." ...loses house anyway but she has a new hair cut and new clothes and car. |
Ok, serious question, what did people do before the advent of TV and the internet? | Talk and read |
What are your tricks to stop thinking about work and being anxious about it on your free time ? | drunk sex |
What was have been said, advised or you have read that changed your life? | "Pay more attention, be more aware."
Said to me as a three year old, completely shaped my entire life. |
If you time travel without taking anything with you, which new thing would you introduce to people 2000 years ago? | Cleanliness with medical procedures, daily washing, lead bad, draw a map of the world. Everything else requires too much infrastructure and workforce to build, a single electric motor would take decades. I'd mostly learn from them and not vice versa. |
Non native English speakers - what was the most difficult aspect of learning English? | accent.
watching movies, playing games will do most of the rest. |
What franchise had been poorly handled the most? | DC Comics, except batman under nolan and, arguably, burton. |
Which parts of your are not fully "alive"? | Hair |
What's the "actually" fact people always say that annoys you? | Your blood I blue untill it comes out the body.
The most annoying annoying about this is that it isn't true :/ |
What are the top 3 issues in today’s society that everyone seems to turn a blind eye to? | double standards, men’s suicide rates, and the fact that mcdonald’s fries taste better without salt |
How would you describe a color to a blind person? | As electromagnetism. |
What is worst thing to say in court? | "I'm going to represent myself" |
TW - Suicide. How do you manage suicidal thoughts and how does it effect your behaviour? | easy
i put other people first
it would fuck up my daughter
and i wouldnt do anything to mess her life up
so its a no go |
What seemingly popular activity you don't like, and why? | Going out to the clubs, I don't like that stuff too many drunk ignorant people |
What’s the most stupid question that you’ve ever been asked that actually kind of made you question society/reality? | “is that your natural hair??” |
Any ancient historical leaders who completely turned their country around economically/rooted out corruption without murdering people or using military might? If so, are there any interesting books/media on how they did it? | Mansa Musa.
Just look up Mansa Musa. |
What is one of your dreams that you remember? | I went back in time several thousand years and lived a life and then my consciousness transferred into my firstborn child on the day they were born and this repeated until I lived up to the the day I was born and then I woke up.
It happened a few years ago when I was 16 and I remember it as clear as if it happened yesterday. |
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