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What Movie/TV show had a perfect ending?	The Sopranos
You have to rename the USA 🇺🇸, what name would you choose and what would you call the citizens?	The Colonies. The people can be called: Colonials.
Scenario; hot summer day ice cream truck pulls up what you copping?	Spongebob popsicle, they taste good and look like they were run over by car most of the time
What’s the longest you’ve went without showering?	Two weeks
What's something you shouldn't keep in a car?	Dead hookers.
What would you do with $100,000 USD today 7/21/21?	Turn it into euro and buy a house
Bill collectors and those in that industry, Why do you treat people who can't pay their bills like you do?	Because we can.
Would you forgive the person whom you trust the most for breaking it and deeply hurting you intentionally?	Intentionally? Ummm...that would be a hard no.
How would you make a living if you won $1,000,000?	I'd invest that shit and live off the interest.
What is your absolute favorite song??	[this ](https://youtu.be/C8mFcUAxFlo)
What is something in your life that you take great pride in?	Being half decent at racing games
What are you guys having for lunch today?	Cup ramen
People who fell in love with someone you met online. How did that result?	We're married now. Happily.
If countries were superheroes, what would the super power of each one be?	USA -The Blob
In the age of disinformation, why should you be trusted?	Most things on the internet should be met with reasonable suspicion, honestly. It's just that the nature of 'truth' is that you can really never in a lifetime 100% confirm everything with your own eyes, because a lot of things are far too complex to really understand unless you take advanced schooling on the subject. So in a lot of instances, you have to consider the credibility of a resource and not just how it makes you feel or if it sounds correct. Ask yourself if the source is possibly biased, and if it is, in what way or how severely. And don't believe randos in the internet on internet forums or social media just cause they sound really sure of themselves.
What is something you used to like/love but now dislike/hate?	Or the obvious… My ex wife
What would you do if you were president?	Resign. Fuck politics.
To those who flash their middle finger in every social media post, why?	Dunno so 🖕
People who were in prison, what are some unforgettable experiences you had in there(positive or negative)?	I caught scabies, and had it for weeks. My sister is a lawyer and had to call the warden so they would take me to the doctor. 2 weeks later I saw the Dr, and had to go to the hole for a week until the scabies were gone. It fucking sucked. Kids… Don’t go to jail
What is something you think is normal that you do but others find weird?	Enjoy my fart smell
Who was the band or singer that was, in your opinion, totally overrated?	I don't like Beyonce. And while I typically have no problem recognizing the talent behind other acts I don't personally care for, with her I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I legit don't get what makes her special.
What food or drink do you miss?	A nice cocktail in a bar would be nice
What's considered rude, but shouldn't be?	Being direct and honest to people, instead of politely giving the socially expected answer.
What would make WWE better?	Bring back the Attitude Era
If you, as a human could have any animals tail, which would you pick?	A cow's tail. It's very good for getting rid of the flies.
What movie do you absolutely hate, and why?	Twilight movies. My girlfriend at the time was so obsessed with it it actually made me like her less. Also, it's an atrociously bad movie.
What piece of art/music/media do you love, even though it goes against your values?	wagner was a terrible antisemite and all-around asshole
[Serious] What's the worst hotel you've ever been to and what made it so bad?	In 1991 there was a place in Daytona Beach called The Lido. We were 18 and looking for cheap and we found it. Smelled like mold upon opening the door. When we got back from the beach and took showers, the bottom of the tub looked like kitty litter because we had to stand in a tub half full of water and hair due to clogged drains. GROSS.
What's a song you like or could like that you feel has an unnecessary feature/artist? ALT: What's a song you felt was ruined/diminished by a featured artist?	Anything with Little Yachty or Pitbull.
Have you named any of your body parts? If so, what?	i named my pimples after my classes
What is the worst case you've ever seen of a compliment backfiring?	You're absolutely glowing. How many months along are you?
It is found out that it had something like God, but he is dead since a time which is an infinite amount of time away from us and we are in God’s bum-bum. What is your reaction?	Get me out of da bum bum
Which book has impressed you the most and why?	The dictionary. Why? Well it's a lot of words.
Witch in-game or movie character would you want to marry, and why?	Geralt plz.
What was the craziest expulsion that happened at your school?	I was expelled in h.s. For something i didnt do but i was so poorly behaved up to that point, it became a 2 for 1 deal.
[Serious] Why are people enraged with the billionaire space race but generally defend organizations like NASA to pump money into space exploration?	I'm pretty sure NASA pays their employees a livable wage and also helps further the scientific world in knowledge about space and things in space like planets while Jeff is doing it for fun while also bot paying his workers a livable wage
What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks?	Green tea Frappicino, extra matcha
What ending to a movie, tv show, or book was so bad that it ruined the whole thing for you?	Shout out to /r/freefolk, all these years and they are still sour and shitposting.
Has anyone ever made it apparent they don't believe in you? if so, what did they say?	"You're not real. You're just a figment of my imagination. "
If God gave your choice to be anything what would it be?	A improved version of myself with less anxiety.
If all conspiracy theories ended up being true, which one in particular would you be most concerned about?	Flat earth would really mess up or entire way of life, all technology relying on satellites etc.
What’s the most death defying situation you’ve been in?	I was born
What are the other interesting movies that feature James McAvoy besides It, Split and Glass?	Deadpool 2 and the X-Men movies are nice.
What is your weird family tradition and how did it start?	Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” plays during Thanksgiving dinner, a required singalong. It happened organically one year and we all were feeling the song and sang along to it, now it’s a tradition every year and though it’s pretty hokey we still do it
What movie did you watch at least 3 times?	One movie? I can give you 3! _Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring_ _Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers_ _Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King_
What is the most insane conspiracy theory you ever heard?	5G covid was pretty wacky.
What is one weird thing you have in your house?	My son is pretty damned weird. He's currently playing the harmonica in the shower.
What is the best drawing you have ever made which you are proud of?	I'm really good at drawing penis
Hey, you, what's wrong?	My sunburn hurts
What's the dumbest thing you or a friend has done?	My ex.
What is the best thing in Indian food which you think you'll like?	I love the variations of spices
People in the film industry, what is the best and worst thing about your job?	Boom mic person here.... the weather, the re-takes, the battery life on stuff
Whats the Dumbest Bet You Took?	I bet a friend a thousand dollars that George Lucas would remake the original trilogy. This was before disney bought the rights.
What are some good reasons to keep going after a divorce?	Life doesnt end with your old marriage. There are so many possibilities for your future and what you want to do. Pick up a new hobby, go for a hike, do something you would never do with your previous spouse.
What item is better when broken?	Glowsticks
What is a weird / obscure fact you know?	When penguins can’t find love they waddle off to die alone
Former or simply meat curious vegetarians, what are the easiest and hardest meats for you to digest?	When my wife started eating meat, it wasn't really about the kind of meat but how much she ate. Anything more than a small portion of any meat would set her off, from my recollection
If you had the power to turn anyone you know into an animal, who would it be, what animal would you choose, and why?	Who? My boss. What? A donkey. Why? He is an ass.
What are the best and worst things about being a woman?	I'm a big fan of the tits myself. Try my best to do without periods though.
[Serious] People who have been approached by and followed a service dog with a vest: What did you find?	I remember taking the bus, it was pretty crowded and I was standing next to a blind man sitting with his service dog(beautiful Labrador). I knew (even tho I wanted too) that I shouldn't interfere with the dog because it was working so I just stood there mining my business. The dog than decided to rest it's head on my feet. at that moment I entered a state of pure bliss and happiness.
What’s a question you want answers too?	WHy the fuck was it so hard to wear a mask?
you can now make any game a porn game. What game do you choose and what changes?	Monopoly. Run out of money and land on my property? We can work something out.
What are some funny/creative descriptions you have used to describe otherwise normal food or drinks?	My niece called cranberry grape juice “Cran ape” when she was little and my husband and I still do now that she’s in her 20s.
What song should have never been recorded in the first place?	"Deepthroat"- Cupcakke
What comfort food never fails to make you feel better?	Garlic bread
Who is your crush celebrity?	Gal gadot
One day your arrive at work and find that the most stressful part of your job is resolved. What has changed?	I get to do nothing for 8 hours
How bad will the climate change affect the humans and Nature ?	Humans are definitely fucked. Most life on earth is probably fucked. The climate will take millions of years to return to something resembling it's normal cycle. But if you looked at the planet in 20 million years life will probably have recovered and diversified and nature will be chugging along again.
What's your favorite shoe of all time?	Sandals. Easy on, easy off, comfy in the heat.
Asian guys, what are your thoughts on Asian girls who date/hookup with men of other races and would you ever marry one who's done that in the past?	Not an Asian guy but this post SCREAMS of inferiority complex and insecurities.
Everything in the world becomes edible. What do you eat first?	One of those wax decorative fruits that always look delicious even though their fake af
Instead of rings, what should be exchanged at weddings as a sign of marriage?	branding
What things in life should allow as much customizations as a subway sandwich?	Making a sammich at home, except you can get yourself an even larger variety of ingredients to add.
What is a game you thought you were good at until you played it competitively, including high-level multi-player, pvp, or end-game pve?	Smash. I feel like hot shit beating up CPU’s, then I go online and get my ass thoroughly kicked.
Favorite cake & why?	red velvet with cheesecake frosting. because it’s delicious and reminds me of my mom
What would you do if yo got the superpower to erase memory?	i’d erase everyone’s memory
Favorite candy and why?	Reeses, why not?
What do you think is the best TV series ever?	X Files. First 5 seasons.
What is something odd that happens to your body that makes you ask “Does this happen to anyone else?”	I get this very sharp pain around my butthole every so often. Not sure wtf that is about. Just a random sharp pain that can last for about 5 seconds. Then nothing. Fucking weird.
How do you know if you’re depressed, even in the slightest?	Well, I notice my lack of interest in things I enjoy first.
What is something from history that wasn't overhyped?	The Boston Tea Party. Shit was off the hook.
What's your favorite fruit?	Grapes
What’s your favorite drink, alcoholic or not?	water on the rocks
What's the weirdest food combo you've ever tried?	Strawberries and black pepper. It's actually tasty.
To the Americans that went to Europe. What is something you saw there that u wish would be implemented in the U.S.A. too?	Price tags giving you the after-tax total
What is one thing you absolutely hate about your favorite movie?	Terminator 2. Warning, if you really love this movie, what I say might take some of the magic out of it. When Arnold throws the biker on the stove, the steam effects are so blatantly obvious. Everything else is perfect though. Still love the movie
What things changed in your life in 2020?	We moved back home! New England is nice and all, but I prefer the dry heat, the bold food, and the earthy architecture of New Mexico.
What’s something people would like if they just gave it a chance?	grilled pineapple on burgers
What things/activities made your bachelor/bachelorette party a huge success?	dont get a stripper, instead go out and play games, paintball, bumper cars, hit up a carnival
What is your favorite song (emojis only)?	💃🐵
What if our life is also part of matrix?	Not enough people in leather, or enough green tint. We safe
What’s your favorite non penetration sexual thing to do and why?	Going down on a woman. I’m a man of simple tastes
What would you do if you had enough money to never work a job?	I want to open a home for elderly and abused dogs. Somewhere in the country where good boys can get the life they deserve
What do you do to fight the boredom?	Smoke weed, exercise, clean, call a friend
How accurate are the calorie counts on menus?	I'm sure it's not 100% accurate. It's probably the calorie count of everything precooked before all the fats and oils and everything else is added to it while it's being cooked.
If you split into two people, and each half had half of your personality traits, what would the first and second person be like?	Like "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth... > Hello, me. Meet the real me.
Whats the male equivalent name to a karen?	Oh, just call fellas Karens too. What are they gonna do, complain to your manager?
What does the sizzling sound and feeling in the upper spine (back of the neck) mean?	You are a red head who forgot sunblock?
What are you thinking of when you hear the phrase "Smoke me a kipper, I´ll be back for breakfast!"?	Ace Rimmer
What is a popular life hack that does not actually work?	peeing on a jellyfish sting. not exactly a life hack but it really does nothing and can even make it worse sometimes.

What Movie/TV show had a perfect ending?

The Sopranos

You have to rename the USA 🇺🇸, what name would you choose and what would you call the citizens?

The Colonies. The people can be called: Colonials.

Scenario; hot summer day ice cream truck pulls up what you copping?

Spongebob popsicle, they taste good and look like they were run over by car most of the time

What’s the longest you’ve went without showering?

Two weeks

What's something you shouldn't keep in a car?

Dead hookers.

What would you do with $100,000 USD today 7/21/21?

Turn it into euro and buy a house

Bill collectors and those in that industry, Why do you treat people who can't pay their bills like you do?

Because we can.

Would you forgive the person whom you trust the most for breaking it and deeply hurting you intentionally?

Intentionally? Ummm...that would be a hard no.

How would you make a living if you won $1,000,000?

I'd invest that shit and live off the interest.

What is your absolute favorite song??

[this ](https://youtu.be/C8mFcUAxFlo)

What is something in your life that you take great pride in?

Being half decent at racing games

What are you guys having for lunch today?

Cup ramen

People who fell in love with someone you met online. How did that result?

We're married now. Happily.

If countries were superheroes, what would the super power of each one be?

USA -The Blob

In the age of disinformation, why should you be trusted?

Most things on the internet should be met with reasonable suspicion, honestly. It's just that the nature of 'truth' is that you can really never in a lifetime 100% confirm everything with your own eyes, because a lot of things are far too complex to really understand unless you take advanced schooling on the subject. So in a lot of instances, you have to consider the credibility of a resource and not just how it makes you feel or if it sounds correct. Ask yourself if the source is possibly biased, and if it is, in what way or how severely. And don't believe randos in the internet on internet forums or social media just cause they sound really sure of themselves.

What is something you used to like/love but now dislike/hate?

Or the obvious… My ex wife

What would you do if you were president?

Resign. Fuck politics.

To those who flash their middle finger in every social media post, why?

Dunno so 🖕

People who were in prison, what are some unforgettable experiences you had in there(positive or negative)?

I caught scabies, and had it for weeks. My sister is a lawyer and had to call the warden so they would take me to the doctor. 2 weeks later I saw the Dr, and had to go to the hole for a week until the scabies were gone. It fucking sucked. Kids… Don’t go to jail

What is something you think is normal that you do but others find weird?

Enjoy my fart smell

Who was the band or singer that was, in your opinion, totally overrated?

I don't like Beyonce. And while I typically have no problem recognizing the talent behind other acts I don't personally care for, with her I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I legit don't get what makes her special.

What food or drink do you miss?

A nice cocktail in a bar would be nice

What's considered rude, but shouldn't be?

Being direct and honest to people, instead of politely giving the socially expected answer.

What would make WWE better?

Bring back the Attitude Era

If you, as a human could have any animals tail, which would you pick?

A cow's tail. It's very good for getting rid of the flies.

What movie do you absolutely hate, and why?

Twilight movies. My girlfriend at the time was so obsessed with it it actually made me like her less. Also, it's an atrociously bad movie.

What piece of art/music/media do you love, even though it goes against your values?

wagner was a terrible antisemite and all-around asshole

[Serious] What's the worst hotel you've ever been to and what made it so bad?

In 1991 there was a place in Daytona Beach called The Lido. We were 18 and looking for cheap and we found it. Smelled like mold upon opening the door. When we got back from the beach and took showers, the bottom of the tub looked like kitty litter because we had to stand in a tub half full of water and hair due to clogged drains. GROSS.

What's a song you like or could like that you feel has an unnecessary feature/artist? ALT: What's a song you felt was ruined/diminished by a featured artist?

Anything with Little Yachty or Pitbull.

Have you named any of your body parts? If so, what?

i named my pimples after my classes

What is the worst case you've ever seen of a compliment backfiring?

You're absolutely glowing. How many months along are you?

It is found out that it had something like God, but he is dead since a time which is an infinite amount of time away from us and we are in God’s bum-bum. What is your reaction?

Get me out of da bum bum

Which book has impressed you the most and why?

The dictionary. Why? Well it's a lot of words.

Witch in-game or movie character would you want to marry, and why?

Geralt plz.

What was the craziest expulsion that happened at your school?

I was expelled in h.s. For something i didnt do but i was so poorly behaved up to that point, it became a 2 for 1 deal.

[Serious] Why are people enraged with the billionaire space race but generally defend organizations like NASA to pump money into space exploration?

I'm pretty sure NASA pays their employees a livable wage and also helps further the scientific world in knowledge about space and things in space like planets while Jeff is doing it for fun while also bot paying his workers a livable wage

What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks?

Green tea Frappicino, extra matcha

What ending to a movie, tv show, or book was so bad that it ruined the whole thing for you?

Shout out to /r/freefolk, all these years and they are still sour and shitposting.

Has anyone ever made it apparent they don't believe in you? if so, what did they say?

"You're not real. You're just a figment of my imagination. "

If God gave your choice to be anything what would it be?

A improved version of myself with less anxiety.

If all conspiracy theories ended up being true, which one in particular would you be most concerned about?

Flat earth would really mess up or entire way of life, all technology relying on satellites etc.

What’s the most death defying situation you’ve been in?

I was born

What are the other interesting movies that feature James McAvoy besides It, Split and Glass?

Deadpool 2 and the X-Men movies are nice.

What is your weird family tradition and how did it start?

Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” plays during Thanksgiving dinner, a required singalong. It happened organically one year and we all were feeling the song and sang along to it, now it’s a tradition every year and though it’s pretty hokey we still do it

What movie did you watch at least 3 times?

One movie? I can give you 3! _Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring_ _Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers_ _Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King_

What is the most insane conspiracy theory you ever heard?

5G covid was pretty wacky.

What is one weird thing you have in your house?

My son is pretty damned weird. He's currently playing the harmonica in the shower.

What is the best drawing you have ever made which you are proud of?

I'm really good at drawing penis

Hey, you, what's wrong?

My sunburn hurts

What's the dumbest thing you or a friend has done?

My ex.

What is the best thing in Indian food which you think you'll like?

I love the variations of spices

People in the film industry, what is the best and worst thing about your job?

Boom mic person here.... the weather, the re-takes, the battery life on stuff

Whats the Dumbest Bet You Took?

I bet a friend a thousand dollars that George Lucas would remake the original trilogy. This was before disney bought the rights.

What are some good reasons to keep going after a divorce?

Life doesnt end with your old marriage. There are so many possibilities for your future and what you want to do. Pick up a new hobby, go for a hike, do something you would never do with your previous spouse.

What item is better when broken?

Glowsticks

What is a weird / obscure fact you know?

When penguins can’t find love they waddle off to die alone

Former or simply meat curious vegetarians, what are the easiest and hardest meats for you to digest?

When my wife started eating meat, it wasn't really about the kind of meat but how much she ate. Anything more than a small portion of any meat would set her off, from my recollection

If you had the power to turn anyone you know into an animal, who would it be, what animal would you choose, and why?

Who? My boss. What? A donkey. Why? He is an ass.

What are the best and worst things about being a woman?

I'm a big fan of the tits myself. Try my best to do without periods though.

[Serious] People who have been approached by and followed a service dog with a vest: What did you find?

I remember taking the bus, it was pretty crowded and I was standing next to a blind man sitting with his service dog(beautiful Labrador). I knew (even tho I wanted too) that I shouldn't interfere with the dog because it was working so I just stood there mining my business. The dog than decided to rest it's head on my feet. at that moment I entered a state of pure bliss and happiness.

What’s a question you want answers too?

WHy the fuck was it so hard to wear a mask?

you can now make any game a porn game. What game do you choose and what changes?

Monopoly. Run out of money and land on my property? We can work something out.

What are some funny/creative descriptions you have used to describe otherwise normal food or drinks?

My niece called cranberry grape juice “Cran ape” when she was little and my husband and I still do now that she’s in her 20s.

What song should have never been recorded in the first place?

"Deepthroat"- Cupcakke

What comfort food never fails to make you feel better?

Garlic bread

Who is your crush celebrity?

Gal gadot

One day your arrive at work and find that the most stressful part of your job is resolved. What has changed?

I get to do nothing for 8 hours

How bad will the climate change affect the humans and Nature ?

Humans are definitely fucked. Most life on earth is probably fucked. The climate will take millions of years to return to something resembling it's normal cycle. But if you looked at the planet in 20 million years life will probably have recovered and diversified and nature will be chugging along again.

What's your favorite shoe of all time?

Sandals. Easy on, easy off, comfy in the heat.

Asian guys, what are your thoughts on Asian girls who date/hookup with men of other races and would you ever marry one who's done that in the past?

Not an Asian guy but this post SCREAMS of inferiority complex and insecurities.

Everything in the world becomes edible. What do you eat first?

One of those wax decorative fruits that always look delicious even though their fake af

Instead of rings, what should be exchanged at weddings as a sign of marriage?

branding

What things in life should allow as much customizations as a subway sandwich?

Making a sammich at home, except you can get yourself an even larger variety of ingredients to add.

What is a game you thought you were good at until you played it competitively, including high-level multi-player, pvp, or end-game pve?

Smash. I feel like hot shit beating up CPU’s, then I go online and get my ass thoroughly kicked.

Favorite cake & why?

red velvet with cheesecake frosting. because it’s delicious and reminds me of my mom

What would you do if yo got the superpower to erase memory?

i’d erase everyone’s memory

Favorite candy and why?

Reeses, why not?

What do you think is the best TV series ever?

X Files. First 5 seasons.

What is something odd that happens to your body that makes you ask “Does this happen to anyone else?”

I get this very sharp pain around my butthole every so often. Not sure wtf that is about. Just a random sharp pain that can last for about 5 seconds. Then nothing. Fucking weird.

How do you know if you’re depressed, even in the slightest?

Well, I notice my lack of interest in things I enjoy first.

What is something from history that wasn't overhyped?

The Boston Tea Party. Shit was off the hook.

What's your favorite fruit?

Grapes

What’s your favorite drink, alcoholic or not?

water on the rocks

What's the weirdest food combo you've ever tried?

Strawberries and black pepper. It's actually tasty.

To the Americans that went to Europe. What is something you saw there that u wish would be implemented in the U.S.A. too?

Price tags giving you the after-tax total

What is one thing you absolutely hate about your favorite movie?

Terminator 2. Warning, if you really love this movie, what I say might take some of the magic out of it. When Arnold throws the biker on the stove, the steam effects are so blatantly obvious. Everything else is perfect though. Still love the movie

What things changed in your life in 2020?

We moved back home! New England is nice and all, but I prefer the dry heat, the bold food, and the earthy architecture of New Mexico.

What’s something people would like if they just gave it a chance?

grilled pineapple on burgers

What things/activities made your bachelor/bachelorette party a huge success?

dont get a stripper, instead go out and play games, paintball, bumper cars, hit up a carnival

What is your favorite song (emojis only)?

💃🐵

What if our life is also part of matrix?

Not enough people in leather, or enough green tint. We safe

What’s your favorite non penetration sexual thing to do and why?

Going down on a woman. I’m a man of simple tastes

What would you do if you had enough money to never work a job?

I want to open a home for elderly and abused dogs. Somewhere in the country where good boys can get the life they deserve

What do you do to fight the boredom?

Smoke weed, exercise, clean, call a friend

How accurate are the calorie counts on menus?

I'm sure it's not 100% accurate. It's probably the calorie count of everything precooked before all the fats and oils and everything else is added to it while it's being cooked.

If you split into two people, and each half had half of your personality traits, what would the first and second person be like?

Like "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth... > Hello, me. Meet the *real* me.

Whats the male equivalent name to a karen?

Oh, just call fellas Karens too. What are they gonna do, complain to your manager?

What does the sizzling sound and feeling in the upper spine (back of the neck) mean?

You are a red head who forgot sunblock?

What are you thinking of when you hear the phrase "Smoke me a kipper, I´ll be back for breakfast!"?

Ace Rimmer

What is a popular life hack that does not actually work?

peeing on a jellyfish sting. not exactly a life hack but it really does nothing and can even make it worse sometimes.