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What is a good remedy for a cold?	Time, chicken soup, orange juice, vodka, and bed rest.
What would you rate Space Jam 2 out of 100, and why?	0/100 because it's just a cash grab and a marketing stunt by Warner Bros trying to keep all their various franchises "relevant".
Ladies, let’s be honest here. What is the worst thing about being a woman?	Dealing with men.
When did a little mistake turn into a huge disaster?	Putting in to little water into a nuclear reactor cooling system
What valid reason is there for not solving world hunger when you’re a billionaire capable of going for a quick trip to space?	What did Bill Gates got by donating 49% of his earnings to charities all over the world every year. The minute something bad came out about him all of the internet started roasting him like a pig.
There’s a zombie apocalypse and you’re stuck in the last store you’ve been to. How fortunate would you be?	A gun store 😂
You can create an infinite amount of US dime, without consequences, but at the cost of 1 yoctosecond being taken away from your life span. How much money will you create?	Uh. You said without consequences and then added a consequence.
What is the most beautiful place you have visited?	The most beautiful place that I have visited is Florence (I am Italian and poor so I did not go away)
At what age do you stop referring to someone as a boy/girl, and start referring to them as a man/woman?	When their level of maturity is adequate
People who fought the school bully what happened?	1 week in school suspension
If someone buys a movie from Prime Video and cancels their prime account, how can they watch the movie they bought?	If you go to Prime Now as if you were still enrolled, such as on the app, content you purchased will still appear without your being logged in.
What you dont like about your country?	Rampant communism.
What’s a skill you mastered by watching YouTube videos?	Procrastination
At what point did you realise that you grew beyond your parents being able offer advice?	never i still ask my dad for advice and im in my 40s
What is a question that can only have one answer?	Did you just make a Jojo's reference?
What’s the most painful sexual experience you’ve ever had?	When I accidentally got a vaginal tear. That was no fun
So, what gum do you guys like?	Gumjob
What's a word that needs to be added to the English dictionary?	Shart
Gen Z, what aesthetics date millennials?	How can Gen Z comment on fashion when they’re basically a boring copy of the 90s..I still laugh at how mom jeans fit is in style for them
What is the biggest misconception that you had ?	During my Junior high years, When I realized oral sex wasn’t talking dirty on the phone.
What should app developers stop doing?	Making crappy gaming adverts
What’s a bad decision you justified but now regret?	Having a martyr mentallity for my ex. I told myself that no matter how bad for my psyche this is, I'm going to to try to make this work with all I've got, no matter the cost. Ended up being mentally scarred to this day, 3 years of grieving soon and now she's pregnant with some other dude. Take care, kings.
When was a time that you realized too late that someone was actually flirting with you?	Every time.
What’s in your attic?	20 inches of blown in cellulose insulation.
Your mobile got replaced with laptop. And people who are using laptop it got replaced with mobile?	What's the question?
What’s your passion project in life?	To stay alive
What is the best national anthem?	Soviet
What made you question your sexual orientation for just one second?	I used to question it all the time. Now I just realize that sexuality is a complex spectrum and it's cultural pressure that convinces us that you can only be straight, gay, or bi.
Doctors, EMTs, Nurses, Paramedics, and other front line workers: You get asked all the time what your worst stories are, but what are your best stories? What are the stories that give you hope and get you out of bed after a bad night? [Serious]	Im a Fire Fighter, We got dispatched on a residential gas leak, While the family was being treated by the medics we went inside with our meters. I found the family dog unconscious in the master bedroom so I handed my tools off to my buddy and carried the dog outside. What is really amazing is that we carry K9 oxygen masks on the truck! I had never had to use one before so I opened a flow of O2 and sat there in the yard just petting the dog. Just as soon as he came around he was all dopey from the gas leak and definitely uncomfortable with the mask so I kinda had to hold him down and keep the mask on him but the symptoms cleared very shortly after that he was back to normal! I love that theres masks for family pets on (most) firetrucks We also carry little fire fighter teddy bears because a lot of times a kid will lose their stuffed animal. Its the good faith (arguably less essential) items and actions that make a profound difference in somebody worst day, and having those items on an emergency unit goes to show that life isn't just about dollars & cents but about genuine care and compassion too.
People that talk to people at checkstand/checkers why do you have to talk to them constantly when there are other people waiting to pay and get outta dodge?	Sometimes one conversation with a stranger makes all the difference.
People who have been kidnapped while abroad and ransomed back either to your country or family. What was it like? What advice would you give others who might wind up in that situation?	It was ok. I have no advice
What are places were time feels different?	Classroom
What's the one song for which you heard the tune so many times but took you years to find?	There's a sense of irony in the fact that I have an answer in mind but can't remember the name off the top of my head again.
What two video game characters did you ship?	Miranda and my reflection.
Which Marvel or DC villain would be the scariest if they existed in real life?	Thanos. Dude was pure evil, sacrificed his daughter and wiped out. half of humanity. Now if he just got rid of the bad people it wouldn't be so egregious but he got rid of Hawkeyes kids ffs!! Edit: misspelled words due to fat thumbs.
If video games had honest slogans, what would they be?	EA - Give Me Money
You're going back to moments before you lost your virginity. What would you change, do, or better appreciate?	Lose it to a different partner. Neither of us knew what we were doing, neither of us were really attracted to one another or interested in one another beyond "I want to see what the fuss about sex/relationships is all about", and she had a really unhealthy attitude towards sex and men in general that screwed with my head for quite a while because I didn't realize that it wasn't normal.
Did you ever face a certain death but somehow survived, what were your thought at the exact moment?	I was nearly drowned and buried under the debris and rubble on 2004 mega tsunami, my exact thought at the moment is, "So, this is it." No life's flashed before my eyes, no fear at all, I was calm.
What will be humanity's biggest problem 100 years from now?	Climate change
When did you realize you had pretty privilege?	when my dog licked my ass
"Lowkey" is starting to become a pretty overused word, can you give an example to how to use it correctly?	The best way to use "lowkey" is to not
A magic fairy offers you the chance to go back and change a decision you made in the past. After this, you will snap back to the present and will live in the changed reality, the changes will be permanent. What, if anything, would you change and what would the consequences be?	Some how stop what my parents did 9 months before I was born.
I’m notoriously bad at sticking to anything long term. I always keep up with a habit (healthy eating, excersise, skin care, reading…) for a while and then once I drop one thing, the rest follows. What can I do to maximise the probability of engraving the habits for good?	If you’re like me and it’s hard for habits to stick due to constantly forgetting my own plans, setting alarms on my phone has helped me. Not reminders. Alarms. I have so many alarms on my phone it’s not even funny. I’ve also used Pavlov’s method on myself for tasks I don’t enjoy so much (exercise and skin care routines), by playing a podcast/music that I like while doing the task. Eventually that becomes a 20 minute-1 hour part of your day you start to look forward to. Healthy eating for me was about finding healthy food brands I thought tasted good, and reading is hit or miss for me. Either a book sucks me in and I read during any and all free time I have or it doesn’t and I end up reading it spread out over a six month period or forget about it entirely. If you were looking to just read more in general, I would suggest maybe finding a genre you know you enjoy. Overall, to me it’s about making these things enjoyable. Hope this helps!
What could make it easier to find restaurants around you that you’d like?	Photos of menu items? Videos of the atmosphere?
What is a little known fact about a celebrity?	They get paid a lot to get the "fans" to consume merchandise and they don't care about any of them in an individual sense.
What is something interesting that no one knows about you?	I change how I talk depending on the person and how they behave and also how they talk to match their identity somewhat so they feel inclusive
What’s a personal life hack that works for you?	Never ever give a fuck about anything you don't have to give a fuck about.
You're a crazy scientist given the task to destory an ant colony, how do you do it?	Molten aluminum. After the ants burn you get a free aluminum art piece. Similar to an aluminum bonsai tree! Mass insecticide then nice centerpiece for the dining room table! It's an instant conversation starter!
What video game/movie/series that has been ruined for you because of spoilers, fanbase etc?	Star Wars. I wish I could rewatch the original trilogy not knowing that Darth Vader was Luke’s father.
Why do you like being a part of an online community?	It feels includive even though its just all pixels
What should be a societal norm but isn’t?	Kindness
Jeff Bezos died and you inherited his fortune. What do you do first?	Let the good workers of Amazon have more toilet breaks.
“Gifted” children, as adults, how did you turn out?	Drank myself to normal.
What rumors have you heard about yourself?	I was extremely skinny as a kid and somebody was going about saying I was gay and had AIDS. I didn't even know what either of those meant; I was only 7 or 8.
Your username is what the monster under your bed is. How screwed are you?	Not at all. But I'm curious about it though.
You can send your 15y/o self an 8 character alpha-numeric message. What do you send?	Buybtc
The last YouTube video you've watched is the only video on YouTube you can watch forever. What video is it?	Bald and Bankrupt walking around Delhi
In the 1940’s, who decided what cartoon or short was shown before a movie? Was it the theater that decided, or the company that made the film?	In the 1940s a lot of the theaters were owned by the stuidos. Warner Bros theaters showed Warner Bros. MGM showed MGM, etc. Not sure on Disney, but they probably had distribution deals that put their short cartoons in theaters that showed their movies. Government regulators killed the old stuido/theater system.
What do you do after work and before bedtime?	nap
If someone held a gun to you head and asked if you could name every book you have ever read could you do it? Why or why not?	I've read thousands of books in my lifetime. I don't remember even half of it.
How do men feel about women asking them out on a date?	it shouldn't be the responsibility of the man to ask. if she wants to go out with someone, ask them.
What is the meaning of life?	42
What's the best smartphone you've ever owned?	My current phone the Samsung Galaxy S10+.
What if nearest person to you proposed you. It could be anyone?	"What the hell dad"
What are some valuable things you learned a little too late in life?	Don’t trust anyone only your immediate circle
You meet the Entity who created universe, multiverse, everything. He allows you to ask 3 questions. What are your questions?	1) what? 2) the? 3) fuck?
When did you peak in life?	I’ll tell you when I find out
how long can you hold your breath for?	in my more athletic days I think I get get 90sec to 120secs
Who is your celebrity crush?	Tom Hiddleston please don't judge 😅
What's an app that everyone should install?	Youtube Vanced (Android Users)
U can make a copy of anything not larger than your mass, but it rots away after 3 hours what would you duplicate?	money, then just deposit it
Mothers of newborns, how do you keep your sanity?	Four words: hire a night nanny.
What is something you wish you had said to someone but never did and now you can't?	"I think i'm in love with you"
How do you rage in/at a game?	Get annoyed because i got encircled and alt f4
people who earn between 7000$ and 10.000$ per month, how do u feel?	With my hands
What is the absolute worst life hack you’ve ever had someone show you or that you’ve seen online?	toasters make good bath bombs
What’s the best ad of all time?	Every ad that Rick and Morty have done, or any Masterclass ad
What is the largest acceptable age gap in a relationship?	As long as they aren't in physical danger from humping and are age of consent, I don't care.
How do you stop being insecure and be more confident?	Fake it till you make it.
Military members and past military members, what was something funny that happened in your basic training/boot camp that you want to share?	One guy couldn't handle it and wanted to get discharged. He shit and pissed in his locker and on his uniform, thinking it'd get him out. It didn't. The Drills just made him clean it all and he stayed. He was Shitty Ricky (his last name) for the rest of the cycle. One guy had to piss but we were in formation. He thought it was a good idea to piss in his canteen. That same day, they made us all wash our canteens and put them in a pile, then we all grabbed one from said pile. No one knew who got the piss canteen. Morning PT formation. Our platoon guide was giving a report when the DS cut him off. "Private. I was having a good day today. Like my wife rolled over and started SUCKING MY DICK type of good. Then you ruined it by opening YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH."
Who do you think is the most beautiful person from a gender you're not attracted to?	Can't think of any gender I'm not attracted to
What are some MUST have apps on your smartphone nowadays?	I need the calculator or my life is in shambles
What's the craziest way you made a lot of money?	Bought thousands of amc shares at 4 dollars. Sold them at over 60 dollars.
In your Opinion Whats the Most Dangerous Infinity Stone and Why?	The Time stone because the disregard for causality allows for the spontaneous formation or erasure of matter in order to conform with the established timeline. You change one thing in time and everything is forced to change with it. It's amazingly powerful. It can literally destroy the natural order of things as we know it.
What's the most mind blowing idea you've ever heard?	Suicide
If you had to watch only one actor/actress for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?	Tom Hanks because… he’s Tom Hanks.
Where are the real living wage white collar entry lvl jobs listed?	How much are u expecting for an entry level white collar job?
What are things you should do as soon as you turn 18?	stop aggressively trying to date 16 year olds
What do you think life would be like if all life was blind?	That would be a great premise of a tv show...
What is something you find difficult that other people seem to do with ease?	Talking to people at a party.
To the people here who are rich, how did you get rich?	I robbed a ban- I-I MEAN.... worked in finances
As of right now what is your favorite song?	Berserkir, Danheim
In your opinion, what’s the best foreign language to take in college?	The one you’ll actually use. If you’re in the US and have no ties to any other country, your best bet is therefore Spanish.
What would your personal hell look like?	Working in customer service as a high-functioning autistic person.
What misconceptions do you feel the opposite gender has about you?	That i want them...
What if ventriloquists are just schizophrenic?	What if indeed
What kind of parent do you think you will be?	I won't be a parent lmao
What are your thoughts on debates and politicians?	At this point, they're full on dog and pony shows, devoid of substance, and offering little to no new insight as to the candidates or their policy positions.
If disney villains were charged according to real life criminal laws, which would get the harshest sentence?	Scar because he straight up assassinated a king! I mean he's a bad ass manna jamma. Geppetto probably too because he's building sex puppets in his basement.
What’s the dumbest reason you got fired for?	Being under age for the job

What is a good remedy for a cold?

Time, chicken soup, orange juice, vodka, and bed rest.

What would you rate Space Jam 2 out of 100, and why?

0/100 because it's just a cash grab and a marketing stunt by Warner Bros trying to keep all their various franchises "relevant".

Ladies, let’s be honest here. What is the worst thing about being a woman?

Dealing with men.

When did a little mistake turn into a huge disaster?

Putting in to little water into a nuclear reactor cooling system

What valid reason is there for not solving world hunger when you’re a billionaire capable of going for a quick trip to space?

What did Bill Gates got by donating 49% of his earnings to charities all over the world every year. The minute something bad came out about him all of the internet started roasting him like a pig.

There’s a zombie apocalypse and you’re stuck in the last store you’ve been to. How fortunate would you be?

A gun store 😂

You can create an infinite amount of US dime, without consequences, but at the cost of 1 yoctosecond being taken away from your life span. How much money will you create?

Uh. You said without consequences and then added a consequence.

What is the most beautiful place you have visited?

The most beautiful place that I have visited is Florence (I am Italian and poor so I did not go away)

At what age do you stop referring to someone as a boy/girl, and start referring to them as a man/woman?

When their level of maturity is adequate

People who fought the school bully what happened?

1 week in school suspension

If someone buys a movie from Prime Video and cancels their prime account, how can they watch the movie they bought?

If you go to Prime Now as if you were still enrolled, such as on the app, content you purchased will still appear without your being logged in.

What you dont like about your country?

Rampant communism.

What’s a skill you mastered by watching YouTube videos?

Procrastination

At what point did you realise that you grew beyond your parents being able offer advice?

never i still ask my dad for advice and im in my 40s

What is a question that can only have one answer?

Did you just make a Jojo's reference?

What’s the most painful sexual experience you’ve ever had?

When I accidentally got a vaginal tear. That was no fun

So, what gum do you guys like?

Gumjob

What's a word that needs to be added to the English dictionary?

Shart

Gen Z, what aesthetics date millennials?

How can Gen Z comment on fashion when they’re basically a boring copy of the 90s..I still laugh at how mom jeans fit is in style for them

What is the biggest misconception that you had ?

During my Junior high years, When I realized oral sex wasn’t talking dirty on the phone.

What should app developers stop doing?

Making crappy gaming adverts

What’s a bad decision you justified but now regret?

Having a martyr mentallity for my ex. I told myself that no matter how bad for my psyche this is, I'm going to to try to make this work with all I've got, no matter the cost. Ended up being mentally scarred to this day, 3 years of grieving soon and now she's pregnant with some other dude. Take care, kings.

When was a time that you realized too late that someone was actually flirting with you?

**Every** time.

What’s in your attic?

20 inches of blown in cellulose insulation.

Your mobile got replaced with laptop. And people who are using laptop it got replaced with mobile?

What's the question?

What’s your passion project in life?

To stay alive

What is the best national anthem?

Soviet

What made you question your sexual orientation for just one second?

I used to question it all the time. Now I just realize that sexuality is a complex spectrum and it's cultural pressure that convinces us that you can only be straight, gay, or bi.

Doctors, EMTs, Nurses, Paramedics, and other front line workers: You get asked all the time what your worst stories are, but what are your best stories? What are the stories that give you hope and get you out of bed after a bad night? [Serious]

Im a Fire Fighter, We got dispatched on a residential gas leak, While the family was being treated by the medics we went inside with our meters. I found the family dog unconscious in the master bedroom so I handed my tools off to my buddy and carried the dog outside. What is really amazing is that we carry K9 oxygen masks on the truck! I had never had to use one before so I opened a flow of O2 and sat there in the yard just petting the dog. Just as soon as he came around he was all dopey from the gas leak and definitely uncomfortable with the mask so I kinda had to hold him down and keep the mask on him but the symptoms cleared very shortly after that he was back to normal! I love that theres masks for family pets on (most) firetrucks We also carry little fire fighter teddy bears because a lot of times a kid will lose their stuffed animal. Its the good faith (arguably less essential) items and actions that make a profound difference in somebody worst day, and having those items on an emergency unit goes to show that life isn't just about dollars & cents but about genuine care and compassion too.

People that talk to people at checkstand/checkers why do you have to talk to them constantly when there are other people waiting to pay and get outta dodge?

Sometimes one conversation with a stranger makes all the difference.

People who have been kidnapped while abroad and ransomed back either to your country or family. What was it like? What advice would you give others who might wind up in that situation?

It was ok. I have no advice

What are places were time feels different?

Classroom

What's the one song for which you heard the tune so many times but took you years to find?

There's a sense of irony in the fact that I have an answer in mind but can't remember the name off the top of my head again.

What two video game characters did you ship?

Miranda and my reflection.

Which Marvel or DC villain would be the scariest if they existed in real life?

Thanos. Dude was pure evil, sacrificed his daughter and wiped out. half of humanity. Now if he just got rid of the bad people it wouldn't be so egregious but he got rid of Hawkeyes kids ffs!! Edit: misspelled words due to fat thumbs.

If video games had honest slogans, what would they be?

EA - *Give Me Money*

You're going back to moments before you lost your virginity. What would you change, do, or better appreciate?

Lose it to a different partner. Neither of us knew what we were doing, neither of us were really attracted to one another or interested in one another beyond "I want to see what the fuss about sex/relationships is all about", and she had a really unhealthy attitude towards sex and men in general that screwed with my head for quite a while because I didn't realize that it wasn't normal.

Did you ever face a certain death but somehow survived, what were your thought at the exact moment?

I was nearly drowned and buried under the debris and rubble on 2004 mega tsunami, my exact thought at the moment is, "So, this is it." No life's flashed before my eyes, no fear at all, I was calm.

What will be humanity's biggest problem 100 years from now?

Climate change

When did you realize you had pretty privilege?

when my dog licked my ass

"Lowkey" is starting to become a pretty overused word, can you give an example to how to use it correctly?

The best way to use "lowkey" is to not

A magic fairy offers you the chance to go back and change a decision you made in the past. After this, you will snap back to the present and will live in the changed reality, the changes will be permanent. What, if anything, would you change and what would the consequences be?

Some how stop what my parents did 9 months before I was born.

I’m notoriously bad at sticking to anything long term. I always keep up with a habit (healthy eating, excersise, skin care, reading…) for a while and then once I drop one thing, the rest follows. What can I do to maximise the probability of engraving the habits for good?

If you’re like me and it’s hard for habits to stick due to constantly forgetting my own plans, setting alarms on my phone has helped me. Not reminders. Alarms. I have so many alarms on my phone it’s not even funny. I’ve also used Pavlov’s method on myself for tasks I don’t enjoy so much (exercise and skin care routines), by playing a podcast/music that I like while doing the task. Eventually that becomes a 20 minute-1 hour part of your day you start to look forward to. Healthy eating for me was about finding healthy food brands I thought tasted good, and reading is hit or miss for me. Either a book sucks me in and I read during any and all free time I have or it doesn’t and I end up reading it spread out over a six month period or forget about it entirely. If you were looking to just read more in general, I would suggest maybe finding a genre you know you enjoy. Overall, to me it’s about making these things enjoyable. Hope this helps!

What could make it easier to find restaurants around you that you’d like?

Photos of menu items? Videos of the atmosphere?

What is a little known fact about a celebrity?

They get paid a lot to get the "fans" to consume merchandise and they don't care about any of them in an individual sense.

What is something interesting that no one knows about you?

I change how I talk depending on the person and how they behave and also how they talk to match their identity somewhat so they feel inclusive

What’s a personal life hack that works for you?

Never ever give a fuck about anything you don't have to give a fuck about.

You're a crazy scientist given the task to destory an ant colony, how do you do it?

Molten aluminum. After the ants burn you get a free aluminum art piece. Similar to an aluminum bonsai tree! Mass insecticide then nice centerpiece for the dining room table! It's an instant conversation starter!

What video game/movie/series that has been ruined for you because of spoilers, fanbase etc?

Star Wars. I wish I could rewatch the original trilogy not knowing that Darth Vader was Luke’s father.

Why do you like being a part of an online community?

It feels includive even though its just all pixels

What should be a societal norm but isn’t?

Kindness

Jeff Bezos died and you inherited his fortune. What do you do first?

Let the good workers of Amazon have more toilet breaks.

“Gifted” children, as adults, how did you turn out?

Drank myself to normal.

What rumors have you heard about yourself?

I was extremely skinny as a kid and somebody was going about saying I was gay and had AIDS. I didn't even know what either of those meant; I was only 7 or 8.

Your username is what the monster under your bed is. How screwed are you?

Not at all. But I'm curious about it though.

You can send your 15y/o self an 8 character alpha-numeric message. What do you send?

Buybtc

The last YouTube video you've watched is the only video on YouTube you can watch forever. What video is it?

*Bald and Bankrupt* walking around Delhi

In the 1940’s, who decided what cartoon or short was shown before a movie? Was it the theater that decided, or the company that made the film?

In the 1940s a lot of the theaters were owned by the stuidos. Warner Bros theaters showed Warner Bros. MGM showed MGM, etc. Not sure on Disney, but they probably had distribution deals that put their short cartoons in theaters that showed their movies. Government regulators killed the old stuido/theater system.

What do you do after work and before bedtime?

nap

If someone held a gun to you head and asked if you could name every book you have ever read could you do it? Why or why not?

I've read thousands of books in my lifetime. I don't remember even half of it.

How do men feel about women asking them out on a date?

it shouldn't be the responsibility of the man to ask. if she wants to go out with someone, ask them.

What is the meaning of life?

42

What's the best smartphone you've ever owned?

My current phone the Samsung Galaxy S10+.

What if nearest person to you proposed you. It could be anyone?

"What the hell dad"

What are some valuable things you learned a little too late in life?

Don’t trust anyone only your immediate circle

You meet the Entity who created universe, multiverse, everything. He allows you to ask 3 questions. What are your questions?

1) what? 2) the? 3) fuck?

When did you peak in life?

I’ll tell you when I find out

how long can you hold your breath for?

in my more athletic days I think I get get 90sec to 120secs

Who is your celebrity crush?

Tom Hiddleston please don't judge 😅

What's an app that everyone should install?

Youtube Vanced (Android Users)

U can make a copy of anything not larger than your mass, but it rots away after 3 hours what would you duplicate?

money, then just deposit it

Mothers of newborns, how do you keep your sanity?

Four words: hire a night nanny.

What is something you wish you had said to someone but never did and now you can't?

"I think i'm in love with you"

How do you rage in/at a game?

Get annoyed because i got encircled and alt f4

people who earn between 7000$ and 10.000$ per month, how do u feel?

With my hands

What is the absolute worst life hack you’ve ever had someone show you or that you’ve seen online?

toasters make good bath bombs

What’s the best ad of all time?

Every ad that Rick and Morty have done, or any Masterclass ad

What is the largest acceptable age gap in a relationship?

As long as they aren't in physical danger from humping and are age of consent, I don't care.

How do you stop being insecure and be more confident?

Fake it till you make it.

Military members and past military members, what was something funny that happened in your basic training/boot camp that you want to share?

One guy couldn't handle it and wanted to get discharged. He shit and pissed in his locker and on his uniform, thinking it'd get him out. It didn't. The Drills just made him clean it all and he stayed. He was Shitty Ricky (his last name) for the rest of the cycle. One guy had to piss but we were in formation. He thought it was a good idea to piss in his canteen. That same day, they made us all wash our canteens and put them in a pile, then we all grabbed one from said pile. No one knew who got the piss canteen. Morning PT formation. Our platoon guide was giving a report when the DS cut him off. "Private. I was having a good day today. Like my wife rolled over and started SUCKING MY DICK type of good. Then you ruined it by opening YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH."

Who do you think is the most beautiful person from a gender you're not attracted to?

Can't think of any gender I'm not attracted to

What are some MUST have apps on your smartphone nowadays?

I need the calculator or my life is in shambles

What's the craziest way you made a lot of money?

Bought thousands of amc shares at 4 dollars. Sold them at over 60 dollars.

In your Opinion Whats the Most Dangerous Infinity Stone and Why?

The Time stone because the disregard for causality allows for the spontaneous formation or erasure of matter in order to conform with the established timeline. You change one thing in time and everything is forced to change with it. It's amazingly powerful. It can literally destroy the natural order of things as we know it.

What's the most mind blowing idea you've ever heard?

Suicide

If you had to watch only one actor/actress for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?

Tom Hanks because… he’s Tom Hanks.

Where are the real living wage white collar entry lvl jobs listed?

How much are u expecting for an entry level white collar job?

What are things you should do as soon as you turn 18?

stop aggressively trying to date 16 year olds

What do you think life would be like if all life was blind?

That would be a great premise of a tv show...

What is something you find difficult that other people seem to do with ease?

Talking to people at a party.

To the people here who are rich, how did you get rich?

I robbed a ban- I-I MEAN.... worked in finances

As of right now what is your favorite song?

Berserkir, Danheim

In your opinion, what’s the best foreign language to take in college?

The one you’ll actually use. If you’re in the US and have no ties to any other country, your best bet is therefore Spanish.

What would your personal hell look like?

Working in customer service as a high-functioning autistic person.

What misconceptions do you feel the opposite gender has about you?

That i want them...

What if ventriloquists are just schizophrenic?

What if indeed

What kind of parent do you think you will be?

I won't be a parent lmao

What are your thoughts on debates and politicians?

At this point, they're full on dog and pony shows, devoid of substance, and offering little to no new insight as to the candidates or their policy positions.

If disney villains were charged according to real life criminal laws, which would get the harshest sentence?

Scar because he straight up assassinated a king! I mean he's a bad ass manna jamma. Geppetto probably too because he's building sex puppets in his basement.

What’s the dumbest reason you got fired for?

Being under age for the job