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What are the chances for a guy to find here another guy to have a nice convo and fun with?	/r/mfm
What alarm device do you use to wake you up? Why do you prefer it?	My cat. Uses my chest as a trampoline from about 7am/9am until I feed him.
What is the worst slang word or phrase that’s become popular recently?	YEET
Can a student who has good grades, love a subject so much that he/she risks his/her grades for it?	Need context
If you could make 1 instant change to your relationship what would it be?	Swap our hearing abilities.
when did you almost die?	It happened while I was filming my "don't go to McDonald's at 3am challenge dark web gone wrong almost died gone sexual scary" video
If you could telepathically say something to everyone on planet earth at once, what will it be?	I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Ladies with experience, circumcised or uncircumcised? Why or why not?	Uncircumcised is much more fun 😉
Is there a store in your town that everyone used to go to until something happened? If so, what event happened that made everyone stop going there?	Kebab Shop The owners grandma went missing and everybody presumed that she had been murdered and her body ground up and served as kebabs. For a while the shop became known as the Granny Kebab shop
What is the saddest thing that happened at your school?	The principal of my elementary school who was a big positive influence for everyone in the entire school district passed away after only a year with cancer. When I was in middle school, one of the bus drivers was killed while she was on her way to work one morning when her car slipped on a patch of black ice. One of her kids in the car with her and also died.
How come one eyebrow is easy to raise and the other isn’t?	Both are easy. That's just you.
How did you come up with your username, and would you change it?	The epitome of truth
Who is the most charismatic person from your country?	That would be me
What phrase could say both in sex and to your family?	"Kids, one at a time, you're going to wear grandma out".
What’s something that should of been Normalized by Now?	Proper grammar
If you are not ______, than you cannot _______. What are some ways to complete this sentence most people would agree with?	If you are not tall enough, then you cannot ride space mountain.
What is something you appreciate about yourself or in life today?	I got enough monney to live with my bf and buy food. I still have a lot of mental bullshit but im doing good on everything outside of my head🎉
What is your opinion on Jeff Bezos going to space?	dont care
What is the reasoning behind adding an "s" to the end of Aldi?	This is an example of a common linguistic phenomenon called of “regularization”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regularization_(linguistics) Regularization is when speakers of a language perceive a certain grammatical pattern in that language, and then subconsciously change words that don’t fit the pattern to fit the pattern. In this case, in the English-speaking world, many retail stores and food vendors—especially grocery stores—are named are a person’s name with the possessive suffix [‘s]. This pattern is so very common, that speakers of English will add and [‘s] to the end of a store name even when it doesn’t belong there. They are subconsciously forcing the name of the store to fit into the regular pattern.
What celebrity would you most like to be slowly tortured to death by?	Bruh, but Melanie Martinez lol
What are some of your success stories big or small?	Myself and my child survived through the birthing process.
When Gen-Z has teenagers, what will their "ok, boomer" epithet be?	OK Zoomer
What cannot be solved by money and time?	Death.
What if everyone got paid for the time they put into work instead of an hourly wage or salary?	That’s literally what an hourly wage is
What are some insults that don't make sense, but sound rude?	Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
For those that have been to Scotland, where are the best, off the beaten path, places to visit?	Glen Esk area is beautiful. Used to go up there every weekend and camp. There's a big River that runs through it for miles. Tons of ruined castles you'll find if you walk off path. Old scout buildings that were abandoned that you can explore. There's honestly so much to explore up there, it's just so beautiful. I used to call it my second home haha. Haven't found a place like it since I moved to England.
A rich guy approaches you and tells you he’s going to buy you just one thing regardless of how much it costs, what would you choose?	A house
What do you think could be the next big thing after covid?	Covid II: Delta Force.
Accidentally or purposefully, how did you traumatize someone?	My little sister walked into me having a mental breakdown. I mean full breakdown. Screaming at people who weren't there, breaking stuff, hurting myself in the process all of it. Idk if she didnt get it at first. Must have been shock or something. She was 13 at the time qnd she just grabed what she needed from my room and left. Never told my mom or called someone or anything.
What is something that makes someone automatically evil for even thinking of doing it?	Nothing. You cannot control which thoughts pop up in your head, therefore you have no influence over them, therefore they cannot define you. No one is evil for having a thought. Regardless of how disturbing the thought is. Yes that even includes the examples in this thread of hurting cute animals or children. Acting on those thoughts on the other hand, now there is a different matter entirely.
What have you always wanted to try but haven’t?	Dungeons and Dragons
If you were 2inches deep in your mom's ass and your dad was behind you two inches deep in your ass which way would you go to get out?	alabama has entered the chat
For those that have options with women but can't proceed with them because they still think of their ex, how do you bypass this mentally?	You don't bypass it. You get over your ex first.
For homophobics, why are you homophobics and what are your reasons?	i had an accident in a house one time, it traumatized me. ever since that moment ive been scared of homes.
When will people start taking climate change seriously ?	Probably never. We just had a pandemic and only like half the population took it seriously. Once it became politicized it seems to be unfixable.
If your life had a theme song, what would it be?	Never Gonna Give You Up
People who love their job: what do you do and why do you love it?	Software developer, I love create things and create software is like solve puzzles, I found that enjoyable.
What's the weirdest/funniest thing you felt guilty for as a child before realizing it's really no big deal?	Stealing a walmart gift card at the cash register. I didn't know that you had to add funds to the gift card so i thought i just stole 25$
What song makes you cry?	For years I couldn't sing along to Black by Pearl Jam without crying before the song was over.
[Serious] Who are some wholesome billionaires?	There aren't any. No one gets to be a billionaire without oppression and exploitation of the working class. Billionaires shouldn't be permitted by society.
What is the scariest thing that has happened to you in a public place?	Sharted in a meeting at work. Right in the conference room and we were all getting yelled at my our manager so i couldnt move
Which animals have habits that absolutely terrify you?	Humans
It's the zombie apocalypse. What are your top pieces of advice for things to do and not do?	Cardio.
Who the fuck pisses you off?	Anti-vaxxers.
What's a luxury that you refuse to go without now that you've had it?	Phones with 1440p OLED displays and premium finish
People who don’t use a song as their ringtone, why?	I don’t want to ruin the songs I like.
Sometimes talking badly about family is looked down on, so what is something you dislike about your family you'd never admit to anyone in real life?	Is it looked down on? I mean they are people with flaws same as anyone else.
What would you do now, if you had the choice?	Leave work, go home, take off my pants.
After doing your business, do you keep the toliet seat open or close it? And any reasons why?	Closed, cause I flush, flushing shoots ass particles in air
You have $100000 to spend on your local library’s renovation. What do you do?	Put a spa in with an option to have someone read to you while getting a treatment
What smell takes you back to your childhood?	Fried perogies
What are the cheapest phones with a pen that you can buy (now or in the near future) that can get the latest version of Android?	The samsung galaxy note 8 and note 9 both have pens and are under 500 in the samsung store and still work with the latest updates.
What family secret had spilled in your family?	My grandfather cheated on my grandmother with a much younger woman and also has a son from that. My grandmother found out many years ago, but kept it a secret God knows why
When have you been heavily underestimated?	Every single moment of my life
What do you definitely not want to spill?	My guts.
People who don't share a first language with your significant other, has this caused any misunderstandings or funny moments?	Yes. My first language is Klingon and she does not see the importance of honor as I do.
Which famous person do you think would be the best to have lunch with and why?	Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because he's just a great guy, anytime you see him meeting fans or winners of contests he's gracious and welcoming and easy going. He's funny, smart, supportive and I'd love to meet him. And we could work out before lunch.
How do you destress ?	Masturbating and minecraft (one at a time)
You are isekai into your favorite game with all of your inventory and game time has pass for 50 years. What is the first thing you do in that setting?	After 50 years, realistically the setting wouldn't even exist anymore (in my case anyway)
Those diagnosed with autism as adults: after you were diagnosed, what were the small things you noticed in yourself that you realised were part of being autistic?	The way I processed things, basically seeing decisions as an intricate series of yes-no questions. The way hearing the vacuum cleaner was torture for me when I was a child. My propensity for keeping things ordered, like alphabetizing my CDs and making sure the label on the disc was exactly right side up and not rotated. My ability to recognize patterns in numbers, remember dates, etc. The way when I would see a word or phrase I would often break it down to see if the number of letters could be divided by three and whether or not I had to include spaces and/or punctuation to make it work. Things like that.
What's the first thing you should do when you turn 18?	Register to vote!
Have you ever had a friend you had to let go of? if so why?	I did in JR HS. I let go of an entire friend group. It was lonely and it sucked but they were all trying drugs and drinking, having sex… and my older sister was in rehab for drugs. And we were like 12 years old… We were heading down different life paths.
What equipment or technology is still being used that is long overdue for an update?	Fax machines
What is it like to masturbate as a girl?	In my case, guess it’s not so different from men. Rub until orgasm. Clean hands. Feel sad to have to do this on your own. Rinse and repeat every time you’re bored.
What are your opinions of tarot card readings?	Using it as a way of guiding your own actions? Acceptable. Paying someone to tell you your future? unacceptable.
What is something that is legal but not right?	lobbying
What is the worst thing you have ever smelled?	dead cat in the middle of summer
What is one cultural thing you’re sad or disappointed that your kids will never understand?	For me it was the realization that when I bit a carrot and said “What’s up, doc?” my 9 yr old had no idea what I was doing. Also it’s that my kid will never understand how truly epic pencil-fighting between classes was.
[Serious] What was the best meal you've ever eaten?	Hard to pick a single best meal cuz I've had a lot but probably Nabrasa (Brazilian steakhouse) would be at the top
What does it actually mean to love yourself?	Simply put, being comfortable and confident with who you are, what you have, what you do, look like, what you know and what you don't. It means to know that the only person who cares about you want is you. It means to respect yourself in how you treat yourself from a personal care, mental health, physical health point of view.
What was the best advise you've get/given?	A customer once told me "the day is long, the pay is small. So take your time and fuck 'em all." Been easier at my job since then.
What’s that one thing you can’t Explain to this day?	Why Mom and Dad married?
Who are your oldest ancestors you or your family members know?	Monke
What if you never saw this post. Did you just created new timeline? Explain what would have happened?	Let's wrap it up guys, the TVA will be here soon.
People who record themselves doing a trick, failing to do so, and still uploading the recorded vid only to become a laughingstock, huwhy?	Never been in that situation but i can see myself doing it, why not? Having a laugh is always good, even if it is about your own painful failures
What’s Your Favorite Rolling Stones Album?	they have albums now? what have i missed...
What is your worst experience on a camping trip or vacation?	Everyone busy doing TikTok stuff and Snapping it instead of actually camping lol. I like my digital stuff too but I kinda wanna leave living room mode at the house, when I camp.
Women of the internet, what do you think about Huge Breasts? Do you love their softness or never understood the appeal of them?	They are extremely uncomfortable. They get in the way, your back always hurts, and creeps won’t leave you alone.
People with face tattoos, why?	How else is anyone supposed to know my area code?
With the availability of Zillow and similar, why would anyone use a Real Estate Agent when they can sell a house themselves and save 10s of thousands?	less effort
What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?	When I was a kid, told my grandma I want her house be inherited to me when she dies
If you could pick one song to describe yourself, which one would it be and why?	Tubthumping, because no matter what, you just gotta plod on.
What calms you down when ever you angry?	Boobs.
[Serious] What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you?	Broken up with me and used the excuse that their feelings for me “where just a phase”. I thought they loved me, but they were faked it.
What's the worst sound to hear in the woods in the middle of the night?	Banjo followed by tobbaco ridden giggles
If somebody has a child with special needs, are they expected to take care of him or her for the rest of their lives? Why or why not?	Yes because it's their child.
What made high school the best time of your life?	Boobs
The Fried Potato Wars have begun! Raise the banner of the fry cut of your choice be it Shoestring, Crinkle Cut, Waffle or whichever. On which cuts' hill are you prepared to die on?!	I specifically want the Belgian fries I had at a random cafe in Brussels in 1999 that were fried in duck fat. They were perfect. The best fries I’ve ever had. Crispy and browned at the edges but fluffy and wonderful on the inside.
What goes through your mind while watching sunrise vs sun set?	That Somewhere, someplace, someone exactly at that very moment must be watching the exact opposite of sunset/sunrise I’m watching.
What’s the biggest bullet you’ve ever dodged?	Got close to joining the Navy. Did really well on the entrance test and recruiters wouldn't leave me alone for months. My parents ended up talking me out of it.
Where the fuck did romanians come from?	Romania
What are some of the best Greek foods?	Gyro
What do you wish you understood better that would help you retire sooner or hit some financial goal?	I work as a security guard and I want to know how can I learn working from home. I think remote work will be a huge improvement to my mental health and work life balance.
What is your life goal? Is everyone's goal to become rich?	To be free from employment.
What’s your question (edit it later)?	Why am i so ugly?
What inexplicable paranormal experience still creeps you out to this day?	I use to have a clock on my bedside table that only worked when the batteries were out and you were holding the clock. Batteries in, it won't work. Put clock down, stops working. As a child, that freaked me tf out.
What do you collect?	Steam games I'll probably never play.
What do you do if you hate your best friend?	Stop hanging out you’re not friends why are you wasting both of your time?
What is your favourite NSFW scene from The Bible?	[Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee
What was your “fuck it I’m out” moment in a relationship?	She suggested opening it up, but retroactively.

What are the chances for a guy to find here another guy to have a nice convo and fun with?

/r/mfm

What alarm device do you use to wake you up? Why do you prefer it?

My cat. Uses my chest as a trampoline from about 7am/9am until I feed him.

What is the worst slang word or phrase that’s become popular recently?

YEET

Can a student who has good grades, love a subject so much that he/she risks his/her grades for it?

Need context

If you could make 1 instant change to your relationship what would it be?

Swap our hearing abilities.

when did you almost die?

It happened while I was filming my "don't go to McDonald's at 3am challenge *dark web* *gone wrong* *almost died* *gone sexual* *scary*" video

If you could telepathically say something to everyone on planet earth at once, what will it be?

I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Ladies with experience, circumcised or uncircumcised? Why or why not?

Uncircumcised is much more fun 😉

Is there a store in your town that everyone used to go to until something happened? If so, what event happened that made everyone stop going there?

Kebab Shop The owners grandma went missing and everybody presumed that she had been murdered and her body ground up and served as kebabs. For a while the shop became known as the Granny Kebab shop

What is the saddest thing that happened at your school?

The principal of my elementary school who was a big positive influence for everyone in the entire school district passed away after only a year with cancer. When I was in middle school, one of the bus drivers was killed while she was on her way to work one morning when her car slipped on a patch of black ice. One of her kids in the car with her and also died.

How come one eyebrow is easy to raise and the other isn’t?

Both are easy. That's just you.

How did you come up with your username, and would you change it?

The epitome of truth

Who is the most charismatic person from your country?

That would be me

What phrase could say both in sex and to your family?

"Kids, one at a time, you're going to wear grandma out".

What’s something that should of been Normalized by Now?

Proper grammar

If you are not ______, than you cannot _______. What are some ways to complete this sentence most people would agree with?

If you are not tall enough, then you cannot ride space mountain.

What is something you appreciate about yourself or in life today?

I got enough monney to live with my bf and buy food. I still have a lot of mental bullshit but im doing good on everything outside of my head🎉

What is your opinion on Jeff Bezos going to space?

dont care

What is the reasoning behind adding an "s" to the end of Aldi?

This is an example of a common linguistic phenomenon called of “regularization”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regularization_(linguistics) Regularization is when speakers of a language perceive a certain grammatical pattern in that language, and then subconsciously change words that don’t fit the pattern to fit the pattern. In this case, in the English-speaking world, many retail stores and food vendors—*especially* grocery stores—are named are a person’s name with the possessive suffix [‘s]. This pattern is so very common, that speakers of English will add and [‘s] to the end of a store name even when it doesn’t belong there. They are subconsciously forcing the name of the store to fit into the regular pattern.

What celebrity would you most like to be slowly tortured to death by?

Bruh, but Melanie Martinez lol

What are some of your success stories big or small?

Myself and my child survived through the birthing process.

When Gen-Z has teenagers, what will their "ok, boomer" epithet be?

OK Zoomer

What cannot be solved by money and time?

Death.

What if everyone got paid for the time they put into work instead of an hourly wage or salary?

That’s literally what an hourly wage is

What are some insults that don't make sense, but sound rude?

Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

For those that have been to Scotland, where are the best, off the beaten path, places to visit?

Glen Esk area is beautiful. Used to go up there every weekend and camp. There's a big River that runs through it for miles. Tons of ruined castles you'll find if you walk off path. Old scout buildings that were abandoned that you can explore. There's honestly so much to explore up there, it's just so beautiful. I used to call it my second home haha. Haven't found a place like it since I moved to England.

A rich guy approaches you and tells you he’s going to buy you just one thing regardless of how much it costs, what would you choose?

A house

What do you think could be the next big thing after covid?

Covid II: Delta Force.

Accidentally or purposefully, how did you traumatize someone?

My little sister walked into me having a mental breakdown. I mean full breakdown. Screaming at people who weren't there, breaking stuff, hurting myself in the process all of it. Idk if she didnt get it at first. Must have been shock or something. She was 13 at the time qnd she just grabed what she needed from my room and left. Never told my mom or called someone or anything.

What is something that makes someone automatically evil for even thinking of doing it?

Nothing. You cannot control which thoughts pop up in your head, therefore you have no influence over them, therefore they cannot define you. No one is evil for having a thought. Regardless of how disturbing the thought is. Yes that even includes the examples in this thread of hurting cute animals or children. Acting on those thoughts on the other hand, now there is a different matter entirely.

What have you always wanted to try but haven’t?

Dungeons and Dragons

If you were 2inches deep in your mom's ass and your dad was behind you two inches deep in your ass which way would you go to get out?

alabama has entered the chat

For those that have options with women but can't proceed with them because they still think of their ex, how do you bypass this mentally?

You don't bypass it. You get over your ex first.

For homophobics, why are you homophobics and what are your reasons?

i had an accident in a house one time, it traumatized me. ever since that moment ive been scared of homes.

When will people start taking climate change seriously ?

Probably never. We just had a pandemic and only like half the population took it seriously. Once it became politicized it seems to be unfixable.

If your life had a theme song, what would it be?

Never Gonna Give You Up

People who love their job: what do you do and why do you love it?

Software developer, I love create things and create software is like solve puzzles, I found that enjoyable.

What's the weirdest/funniest thing you felt guilty for as a child before realizing it's really no big deal?

Stealing a walmart gift card at the cash register. I didn't know that you had to add funds to the gift card so i thought i just stole 25$

What song makes you cry?

For years I couldn't sing along to Black by Pearl Jam without crying before the song was over.

[Serious] Who are some wholesome billionaires?

There aren't any. No one gets to be a billionaire without oppression and exploitation of the working class. Billionaires shouldn't be permitted by society.

What is the scariest thing that has happened to you in a public place?

Sharted in a meeting at work. Right in the conference room and we were all getting yelled at my our manager so i couldnt move

Which animals have habits that absolutely terrify you?

Humans

It's the zombie apocalypse. What are your top pieces of advice for things to do and not do?

Cardio.

Who the fuck pisses you off?

Anti-vaxxers.

What's a luxury that you refuse to go without now that you've had it?

Phones with 1440p OLED displays and premium finish

People who don’t use a song as their ringtone, why?

I don’t want to ruin the songs I like.

Sometimes talking badly about family is looked down on, so what is something you dislike about your family you'd never admit to anyone in real life?

Is it looked down on? I mean they are people with flaws same as anyone else.

What would you do now, if you had the choice?

Leave work, go home, take off my pants.

After doing your business, do you keep the toliet seat open or close it? And any reasons why?

Closed, cause I flush, flushing shoots ass particles in air

You have $100000 to spend on your local library’s renovation. What do you do?

Put a spa in with an option to have someone read to you while getting a treatment

What smell takes you back to your childhood?

Fried perogies

What are the cheapest phones with a pen that you can buy (now or in the near future) that can get the latest version of Android?

The samsung galaxy note 8 and note 9 both have pens and are under 500 in the samsung store and still work with the latest updates.

What family secret had spilled in your family?

My grandfather cheated on my grandmother with a much younger woman and also has a son from that. My grandmother found out many years ago, but kept it a secret God knows why

When have you been heavily underestimated?

Every single moment of my life

What do you definitely not want to spill?

My guts.

People who don't share a first language with your significant other, has this caused any misunderstandings or funny moments?

Yes. My first language is Klingon and she does not see the importance of honor as I do.

Which famous person do you think would be the best to have lunch with and why?

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because he's just a great guy, anytime you see him meeting fans or winners of contests he's gracious and welcoming and easy going. He's funny, smart, supportive and I'd love to meet him. And we could work out before lunch.

How do you destress ?

Masturbating and minecraft (one at a time)

You are isekai into your favorite game with all of your inventory and game time has pass for 50 years. What is the first thing you do in that setting?

After 50 years, realistically the setting wouldn't even exist anymore (in my case anyway)

Those diagnosed with autism as adults: after you were diagnosed, what were the small things you noticed in yourself that you realised were part of being autistic?

The way I processed things, basically seeing decisions as an intricate series of yes-no questions. The way hearing the vacuum cleaner was torture for me when I was a child. My propensity for keeping things ordered, like alphabetizing my CDs and making sure the label on the disc was exactly right side up and not rotated. My ability to recognize patterns in numbers, remember dates, etc. The way when I would see a word or phrase I would often break it down to see if the number of letters could be divided by three and whether or not I had to include spaces and/or punctuation to make it work. Things like that.

What's the first thing you should do when you turn 18?

Register to vote!

Have you ever had a friend you had to let go of? if so why?

I did in JR HS. I let go of an entire friend group. It was lonely and it sucked but they were all trying drugs and drinking, having sex… and my older sister was in rehab for drugs. And we were like 12 years old… We were heading down different life paths.

What equipment or technology is still being used that is long overdue for an update?

Fax machines

What is it like to masturbate as a girl?

In my case, guess it’s not so different from men. Rub until orgasm. Clean hands. Feel sad to have to do this on your own. Rinse and repeat every time you’re bored.

What are your opinions of tarot card readings?

Using it as a way of guiding your own actions? Acceptable. Paying someone to tell you your future? unacceptable.

What is something that is legal but not right?

lobbying

What is the worst thing you have ever smelled?

dead cat in the middle of summer

What is one cultural thing you’re sad or disappointed that your kids will never understand?

For me it was the realization that when I bit a carrot and said “What’s up, doc?” my 9 yr old had no idea what I was doing. Also it’s that my kid will never understand how truly epic pencil-fighting between classes was.

[Serious] What was the best meal you've ever eaten?

Hard to pick a single best meal cuz I've had a lot but probably Nabrasa (Brazilian steakhouse) would be at the top

What does it actually mean to love yourself?

Simply put, being comfortable and confident with who you are, what you have, what you do, look like, what you know and what you don't. It means to know that the only person who cares about you want is you. It means to respect yourself in how you treat yourself from a personal care, mental health, physical health point of view.

What was the best advise you've get/given?

A customer once told me "the day is long, the pay is small. So take your time and fuck 'em all." Been easier at my job since then.

What’s that one thing you can’t Explain to this day?

Why Mom and Dad married?

Who are your oldest ancestors you or your family members know?

Monke

What if you never saw this post. Did you just created new timeline? Explain what would have happened?

Let's wrap it up guys, the TVA will be here soon.

People who record themselves doing a trick, failing to do so, and still uploading the recorded vid only to become a laughingstock, huwhy?

Never been in that situation but i can see myself doing it, why not? Having a laugh is always good, even if it is about your own painful failures

What’s Your Favorite Rolling Stones Album?

they have albums now? what have i missed...

What is your worst experience on a camping trip or vacation?

Everyone busy doing TikTok stuff and Snapping it instead of actually camping lol. I like my digital stuff too but I kinda wanna leave living room mode at the house, when I camp.

Women of the internet, what do you think about Huge Breasts? Do you love their softness or never understood the appeal of them?

They are extremely uncomfortable. They get in the way, your back always hurts, and creeps won’t leave you alone.

People with face tattoos, why?

How else is anyone supposed to know my area code?

With the availability of Zillow and similar, why would anyone use a Real Estate Agent when they can sell a house themselves and save 10s of thousands?

less effort

What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?

When I was a kid, told my grandma I want her house be inherited to me when she dies

If you could pick one song to describe yourself, which one would it be and why?

Tubthumping, because no matter what, you just gotta plod on.

What calms you down when ever you angry?

Boobs.

[Serious] What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you?

Broken up with me and used the excuse that their feelings for me “where just a phase”. I thought they loved me, but they were faked it.

What's the worst sound to hear in the woods in the middle of the night?

Banjo followed by tobbaco ridden giggles

If somebody has a child with special needs, are they expected to take care of him or her for the rest of their lives? Why or why not?

Yes because it's their child.

What made high school the best time of your life?

Boobs

The Fried Potato Wars have begun! Raise the banner of the fry cut of your choice be it Shoestring, Crinkle Cut, Waffle or whichever. On which cuts' hill are you prepared to die on?!

I specifically want the Belgian fries I had at a random cafe in Brussels in 1999 that were fried in duck fat. They were perfect. The best fries I’ve ever had. Crispy and browned at the edges but fluffy and wonderful on the inside.

What goes through your mind while watching sunrise vs sun set?

That Somewhere, someplace, someone exactly at that very moment must be watching the exact opposite of sunset/sunrise I’m watching.

What’s the biggest bullet you’ve ever dodged?

Got close to joining the Navy. Did really well on the entrance test and recruiters wouldn't leave me alone for months. My parents ended up talking me out of it.

Where the fuck did romanians come from?

Romania

What are some of the best Greek foods?

Gyro

What do you wish you understood better that would help you retire sooner or hit some financial goal?

I work as a security guard and I want to know how can I learn working from home. I think remote work will be a huge improvement to my mental health and work life balance.

What is your life goal? Is everyone's goal to become rich?

To be free from employment.

What’s your question (edit it later)?

Why am i so ugly?

What inexplicable paranormal experience still creeps you out to this day?

I use to have a clock on my bedside table that only worked when the batteries were out and you were holding the clock. Batteries in, it won't work. Put clock down, stops working. As a child, that freaked me tf out.

What do you collect?

Steam games I'll probably never play.

What do you do if you hate your best friend?

Stop hanging out you’re not friends why are you wasting both of your time?

What is your favourite NSFW scene from The Bible?

[Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee

What was your “fuck it I’m out” moment in a relationship?

She suggested opening it up, but retroactively.