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Which news source is most trusted by you?	My own eyes.
you wake up from a 3 year coma what's the first thing you say?	Is Cyberpunk out yet?
What was one small choice you’ve made that then led to huge amounts of regret?	Most of the times I’ve bought alcohol. I’m an alcoholic.
Folks who married their high school sweetheart, how did it go?	Divorced single dad.
How do you choose a name for your new pet?	My name is Bonnie. So I named my male cat Clyde. Because he is my partner in crime!
What are some apartment/house-hunting “red flags” that people need to pay attention to?	Anything that says "as-is" should be an instant red flag.
What is the worst thing that exists that doesn’t actually hurt anyone?	Pineapple pizza
Why the abbreviation for “Background Music” is “BGM” but not “BM”? Can “ background “ be two words?	Because BM is the abbreviation for bowel movement.
What is the most unforgettable moment you’ve had that felt paranormal?	My mom bought the house her parents had died in. A few years back. She was having a cookout. And my little cousin. Was about 5 my mom heard him talking in the bathroom. Her mother had passed away in. She heard him saying bye grandma and grandpa. My mom asked him who he was talking to.he told her grandma and grandpa. She asked him where are they. He told her in the ceiling with the angels. My little cousin. Has never met his grandparents from either mom or father
What do you lie about, and why?	I lie to myself about being a decent human being, and I try to live up to it because the lie you tell yourself is the lie that defines you.
What's the quickest way to make someone stop repeating after you?	Say "im a little cuntcake who can't mind my own business"
What would you prefer to be - The world's tallest man (like 250 cm or more) or the world's shortest man (like 55 cm or less)?	Being tallest, you won't be butt of the jokes like the shortest man. People will often look at you with an awe. Maybe they will think of you as a freak, but not as a joke. But life will be difficult as hell. Everything you need has to be custom made. Special beds, special furniture, special clothing, special travelling requirements etc. Being shortest means you will be often made fun of, but life will be relatively easier than the tallest man. You can always buy baby's stuffs which are readily available and fit anywhere with ease. So, what would you prefer to be?
What is the greatest acting scene of all time?	During Jack Nicholson's role in The Shining, there's a scene where he slowly stalks his wife up the stairs, trying to get her to drop her weapon so he can attack her. He never blinks though the whole scene.
What are the chances of society collapsing?	100%
How badly can you explain the plot of your favorite movie?	A teenage boy goes through changes, and is suddenly able to shoot out something white and sticky from his body.
Why didn't Elon Musk attempt to do what Bezos and Branson did recently?	Care less about this, and more about wealth disparity. Tax the fuck out of these people to build infrastructure and rebuild the middle class
What is the closest you’ve been to a tornado?	Close enough to hear one
What hurts more than one might first think?	a breakup... that shit hurts.
What is the best way to watch the 2021 Tokyo Olympics without using NBC or YouTube?	You can use your imagination.
How long till all the translation jobs become obsolete because of artifical intelligence ?	I think it'd take a while, especially when you consider language is constantly changing and evolving. New slang terms are made like everyday, it can be hard enough for people that speak the language to keeo up with- so I'd imagine it'd be hard for ai to keep uo with all the new slang terms the way an interpreter might
What is a interesting fact about the queen front-man Freddie mercury?	The song, The Show Must Go On, was recorded in 1990 in one take. Freddie was dying of aids, and yet produced that stunning vocal performance in a single take. Genius.
Have you ever been approached by someone who expressed that what you were wearing was inappropriate?	Once, in high school. I was 15/16. A professor of mine forgot something on the desk and ran after him. I got him just in time before he was quitting the building, and he scanned me from my head to my toes. He said: “Thanks, but next time I aspect from such a good girl like you a more appropriated choice of clothes!” I looked at myself. I was wearing a pretty normal skirt and even the blouse was pretty normal. I was speechless. I went home and asked my mom if I put something too “edgy”, she just told me: “He is an idiot. You were beautiful this morning. And this is nothing of his business. If he makes another comment on your look next time, tell me that I’ll go directly to the principal.” It was one of the very few times my mom was pretty cool.
If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?	"Normally this ad-slot would be filled with an advertisement that lies to you and deceives you to get you to spend money on products you don't need. Enjoy this beautiful music instead. If you happen to be thankful for my gesture, my paypal is \~\~\~\~\~\~\~"
What are some signs your friends are not really your 'friends'?	you guys have friends?
You have an 1000$ budget to make a movie, what movie do you make and who do you cast?	That won’t even buy a decent camera. Let alone a cast and crew.
What is the weirdest voiceline you have ever heard in a video game?	Nearly every line spoken by Deacon in Days Gone
What's the worst case of "do as I say, not as I do" you've seen?	Churches tell you to give away your money while owning more wealth than most countries.
What’s something your brain tries to make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it?	kill myself
What is one food that tasted like heaven as a kid, but you would now toss in the trash?	Yoplait yogurt. As an adult I prefer the plain greek yogurt and add fruit, granola and agave nectar.
If you could combine two video games to make a better game, what would they be?	GTA and madden, 1, it might be a cool game, but 2, we’d have a new gta every year
Since there is such thing as rice soup, what is the liquid to rice ratio you need to make a rice dish with a lot of sauce turn into a rice soup?	The moment you need a spoon instead of a fork.
If you could level up any aspect of yourself (i.e., strength, intelligence, charisma, etc.) but you had to decrease another aspect of yourself by the same amount, what aspects would you increase, and which would you decrease?	increase chill reduce stress
How are you doing today?	meh
Anyone feel irritated hearing a person voice and when you see them you roll your eyes?	Oh yes. There is a person I work with. He is infuriating, and every time he starts talking at a meeting I wish he would spontaneously combust.
What’s a situation where a five minutes rewind could have been very useful for you ?	Accepting a job offer. I should've turned it down. Now I'm stuck.
To yall who were young (18-23) had sex with mature women of their 30s, why, and how did it feel?	like sex
What's a song that you want to share?	Baba Yaga - Slaughter to Prevail
What are some things humor can cure?	Depression plus Monty Python equals happiness
What was something from childhood that you wanted but didn't get until you were an adult?	A family.
If you were as rich as Jeff Bezos, what's on your to do list?	Sleep more
Beta males, how is your life?	You know that [the scientist who came up with the notion of alpha wolves and beta wolves realized he was wrong](https://davemech.org/wolf-news-and-information/), right? All that stuff about alphas and betas came from a German scientist studying captive wolves at a zoo in 1944. That's not how wolves in the wild work, and it's not how human beings work either.
What to watch after schitts creek?	Something that's not so schitty
What's a superpower that seems lame, but would actually be fire?	Hindsight
What is the worst thing you ate because you were starving?	Almonds
What are is/are your mission/s?	..i ...uh .... seek the holy grail?
Whats the best way to tell your spouse that you trashed your car?	I have a funny story for you, but it's long, and since I don't want to spoil it, I'll skip to the end and tell you what didn't happen. I missed the telephone pole.
People with big subscriber bases (YouTube, Twitch, etc), what was the moment you knew you had something?	Facebook page at 139,316 likes at the moment. To be honest, it only clicked like two years ago (might've been at 100k then?) that "holy shit, by most standards I'm a successful influencer. People actually try to be where I am." I never set out to do anything except what I want to. I write, I post memes, I stream, but I'm never sure of what to do with the "popular" label. I think the moment I knew I had something was when people started to put me on a pedestal on discord servers I went to, like it was something special to be my friend or to talk to me. It's not. I could do without that, to be honest. I like reach, because it lets me entertain more people, but I don't want anyone to treat me differently.
Which movie soundtracks do you love the most?	Dark Knight Rises Soundtrack brings back memories. The most badass yet goosebump producing music ever.
You are in the Freddy Krueger's world. What are you going to do?	Get naked and start masturbating aggressively to assert dominance
What has been your worst experience when applying for employment?	A lot of “entry level” jobs requiring 3-5 years experience
What's the first thing you'll do after the pandemic is over?	its already over
What responsibility/difficulty did you not realize was a thing until you moved out?	The kitchen is always messy.
(NSFW) what did you see that scarred you for life?	r/insex.
Which song would you call the anthem of your life?	Jumper by Third Eye Blind
People no longer bound by their non disclosure agreements, what can you now disclose?	Most meat, especially more expensive cuts of meat, ribeye, tbone etc. Are not actually those cuts of meat atleast 50% of the time. They are glues together with edible chemicals to look like it. Atleast 20% of that is not even the correct animals. Horse meat and cow meat look identical.
What is something you REALLY wanna say/confess?	Being woke is the same thing as being in a cult. So is being one of these Trump tards. No one can think Independently or critically anymore. It's really a sad time to be alive....
What if the US is only now heading into wave two (historically one of the biggest) of this pandemic with the delta-plus variant?	Darwinism for the win?
What are your feelings on a woman being able to walk around topless in public?	You shouldn’t feel topless woman in public
Why do you relate so much to your spirit animal?	Fat panda haha
What's your favorite quote that makes people think?	Wherever you go there you are
You have a single use time machine that can only travel back in time, what time period of your life would you like to travel back to?	I would go back to the point when i used to work with this dumb hippie dude.... And tell myself to listen to him when he told me to snag a handful of bitcoin.... It was SUPER CHEAP back then...
What is your underrated favorite video game OST?	The soundtrack to _Utopia: The Creation of a Nation_ is a masterpiece. Composed by Barry Leitch, it's melodic, wandering, and experimental, like progressive rock, but there are also strong currents of techno and the electronic/synth space. It sounds different depending on which game console or PC setup you use; a good lingua franca is the Super Nintendo version.
Some object, species of animal or plant that for the moment has not done more than live in the world we live in, suddenly comes to life and decides to kill humans, you are the one who comes to life, which would be And how would you cause human extinction?	Read this confusing ass post to the world and watch every die from a stroke.
To people who actually had sex with threir step-parents... Why?	It was easier than having sex with my real mom
How old were you when you found out that the US wasn’t the dream country ?	I immigrated here back in the early 2000s, this country was so much more incredible than I ever could have imagined. We live such a life of comfort that I’ve never experienced we have access to anything and so much opportunity like nothing I have ever experienced! I’m so happy to be living in the United States! I’m so happy to be an American!
Whats the hardest " Fuck. Marry. Kill. " you can think of?	An 8 year old. A disabled 11 year old. Or a woman pregnant with twins. I dare you
What is the funniest shit you’ve ever heard or read?	Balls 🤣🤣
What is the most unfairly difficult boss fight you’ve encountered?	My boss Kevin. He's a real a-hole.
Why when designing driveways do people find it acceptable for the entrance to literally be a curb?	God, they have this 'mountable curb' bullshit all over the place in Arvada, Colorado. It's like a sloped curb, and was presumably developed by a man with a fetish for twisted ankles.
What is your favorite game from Itch.io/Newgrounds?	Any Newgrounds that are or where on friv witch is like 87% of all the games on there
What are some tropes/character types that can be seen in real life?	Karens
Being a U.S.A. citizen by birth, why do people want to immigrate here?	Because on a global scale, it's not as bad here as you think it is.
Big historical moments are usually what people remember and discuss most, but what are some lesser historic moments that are often overlooked?	Rape of Nanking. This horror story needs to be discussed so it will not happen again.
People who have had sex , have you made the noises the or heard the noises they make in porn or have you said or heard the things they say in porn ?	Some girls are pretty quiet some girls are kinda loud and annoying. Just depends on the person
To be honest how does pain work?	Your body has sensation, sends signal to brain Brain says "that not good, ow." Brain sends signal to where sensation is.
Circumcised guys, if you had a choice, would you have circumcised? Why or why not?	I would change that about myself for sure. Genital mutilation is no joke and I am vehemently against it. Truly don't care if it's part of any religion.
What should be a double standard?	If a male high school teacher has sex with a female high school student then he should go to prison. If a hot female high school teacher has sex with a male High School student then Nice.
How do you forget your bad memories?	You don’t
Hey guys what’s for lunch?	Beans and depression.
what to do to stay safe from covid 19?	1. Wash your hands 2. Wear a mask 3. Keep your distance 4. Take the vaccine 5. Just don't be a general buffoon
You lied on your resume and still got the job. What did you lie about? (Serious)	I had ten years of experience with the .NET Framework, which had just come out.
What weird combination of food do you swear by?	Chocolate and potato chips
People who are upset about Bezos and Branson launching a rocket into space, why?	Because it's nothing but dick measuring contest between two ultra rich who could do so much more with their unimaginable wealth. It's no different from knights and kings prancing around the peasant towns in their fancy clothes and carriages; it's to remind you that you will never be them, you peasant. Edit. Spelling
How are millennials different from GenZ's?	They were here first.
What is something stupid everybody does?	Going to a store without a mask
How can you tell if YOU are the problem?	If everyone tells you that you're the problem, that's usually a good hint.
Who is the last person's face you want to see on a food product?	Jared from Subway
You died for the last good deed you did, what was that last good deed?	saving the city from the minotaur by slaying it
People who murder, rape, pillage, why do?	You think someone who pillages is just gonna comment why?!
You died for the last good deed you did, what was that last good deed?	Making sure that a co-worker gets the praise she deserves.
Which action do you regret the most?	Dropping contact with old friends.
What can you tell from someone's zodiac sign?	Roughly what time of year they were born.
If you were to go into any cartoon world what would it be?	For me it's the Avatar The last Airbender animated TV series. Like how cool would being a fire bender, air bender, earth bender or a water bender.
What is the best or worst piece of professional advice you have received?	Don’t kill yourself over a job that would replace you within a day if you dropped dead Also: Your job doesn’t have to be your passion or your dream job. It can just be a way to fund your passions outside of work
When did you first realise your life was heading in a way different direction than you'd imagined as a kid? How did you cope?	I didn't imagine that I would be alive for this long. I see myself as a messed up person inside. Completely damaged goods. Honestly thought I wouldn't live past 25 years old. Then when I reached 25, I thought I'd better do something with my life if I'm gonna have one.
from one moment to another, some object, animal or plant that has done nothing more than live in the world where we live, becomes conscious or alive and decides to kill humans, you are the one who decides what object, animal or plant use to create human extinction , what would you do?	If I am choosing the form of the destroyer, i can't help but think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.....
If you don’t cook and only eat out - why?	Easy, no dishes to clean and more convenient.
Which event going forward will prove to have the longest lasting and most significant effects on the world, 9/11 or COVID?	COVID
What's the worst city in your country?	London, Ontario
What is something from your national culture that you genuinely don't understand?	India Yeah we are gonna need a much bigger list...

Which news source is most trusted by you?

My own eyes.

you wake up from a 3 year coma what's the first thing you say?

Is Cyberpunk out yet?

What was one small choice you’ve made that then led to huge amounts of regret?

Most of the times I’ve bought alcohol. I’m an alcoholic.

Folks who married their high school sweetheart, how did it go?

Divorced single dad.

How do you choose a name for your new pet?

My name is Bonnie. So I named my male cat Clyde. Because he is my partner in crime!

What are some apartment/house-hunting “red flags” that people need to pay attention to?

Anything that says "as-is" should be an instant red flag.

What is the worst thing that exists that doesn’t actually hurt anyone?

Pineapple pizza

Why the abbreviation for “Background Music” is “BGM” but not “BM”? Can “ background “ be two words?

Because BM is the abbreviation for bowel movement.

What is the most unforgettable moment you’ve had that felt paranormal?

My mom bought the house her parents had died in. A few years back. She was having a cookout. And my little cousin. Was about 5 my mom heard him talking in the bathroom. Her mother had passed away in. She heard him saying bye grandma and grandpa. My mom asked him who he was talking to.he told her grandma and grandpa. She asked him where are they. He told her in the ceiling with the angels. My little cousin. Has never met his grandparents from either mom or father

What do you lie about, and why?

I lie to myself about being a decent human being, and I try to live up to it because the lie you tell yourself is the lie that defines you.

What's the quickest way to make someone stop repeating after you?

Say "im a little cuntcake who can't mind my own business"

What would you prefer to be - The world's tallest man (like 250 cm or more) or the world's shortest man (like 55 cm or less)?

Being tallest, you won't be butt of the jokes like the shortest man. People will often look at you with an awe. Maybe they will think of you as a freak, but not as a joke. But life will be difficult as hell. Everything you need has to be custom made. Special beds, special furniture, special clothing, special travelling requirements etc. Being shortest means you will be often made fun of, but life will be relatively easier than the tallest man. You can always buy baby's stuffs which are readily available and fit anywhere with ease. So, what would you prefer to be?

What is the greatest acting scene of all time?

During Jack Nicholson's role in The Shining, there's a scene where he slowly stalks his wife up the stairs, trying to get her to drop her weapon so he can attack her. He never blinks though the whole scene.

What are the chances of society collapsing?

100%

How badly can you explain the plot of your favorite movie?

A teenage boy goes through changes, and is suddenly able to shoot out something white and sticky from his body.

Why didn't Elon Musk attempt to do what Bezos and Branson did recently?

Care less about this, and more about wealth disparity. Tax the fuck out of these people to build infrastructure and rebuild the middle class

What is the closest you’ve been to a tornado?

Close enough to hear one

What hurts more than one might first think?

a breakup... that shit hurts.

What is the best way to watch the 2021 Tokyo Olympics without using NBC or YouTube?

You can use your imagination.

How long till all the translation jobs become obsolete because of artifical intelligence ?

I think it'd take a while, especially when you consider language is constantly changing and evolving. New slang terms are made like everyday, it can be hard enough for people that speak the language to keeo up with- so I'd imagine it'd be hard for ai to keep uo with all the new slang terms the way an interpreter might

What is a interesting fact about the queen front-man Freddie mercury?

The song, The Show Must Go On, was recorded in 1990 in one take. Freddie was dying of aids, and yet produced that stunning vocal performance in a single take. Genius.

Have you ever been approached by someone who expressed that what you were wearing was inappropriate?

Once, in high school. I was 15/16. A professor of mine forgot something on the desk and ran after him. I got him just in time before he was quitting the building, and he scanned me from my head to my toes. He said: “Thanks, but next time I aspect from such a good girl like you a more appropriated choice of clothes!” I looked at myself. I was wearing a pretty normal skirt and even the blouse was pretty normal. I was speechless. I went home and asked my mom if I put something too “edgy”, she just told me: “He is an idiot. You were beautiful this morning. And this is nothing of his business. If he makes another comment on your look next time, tell me that I’ll go directly to the principal.” It was one of the very few times my mom was pretty cool.

If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

"Normally this ad-slot would be filled with an advertisement that lies to you and deceives you to get you to spend money on products you don't need. Enjoy this beautiful music instead. If you happen to be thankful for my gesture, my paypal is \~\~\~\~\~\~\~"

What are some signs your friends are not really your 'friends'?

you guys have friends?

You have an 1000$ budget to make a movie, what movie do you make and who do you cast?

That won’t even buy a decent camera. Let alone a cast and crew.

What is the weirdest voiceline you have ever heard in a video game?

Nearly every line spoken by Deacon in Days Gone

What's the worst case of "do as I say, not as I do" you've seen?

Churches tell you to give away your money while owning more wealth than most countries.

What’s something your brain tries to make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it?

kill myself

What is one food that tasted like heaven as a kid, but you would now toss in the trash?

Yoplait yogurt. As an adult I prefer the plain greek yogurt and add fruit, granola and agave nectar.

If you could combine two video games to make a better game, what would they be?

GTA and madden, 1, it might be a cool game, but 2, we’d have a new gta every year

Since there is such thing as rice soup, what is the liquid to rice ratio you need to make a rice dish with a lot of sauce turn into a rice soup?

The moment you need a spoon instead of a fork.

If you could level up any aspect of yourself (i.e., strength, intelligence, charisma, etc.) but you had to decrease another aspect of yourself by the same amount, what aspects would you increase, and which would you decrease?

increase chill reduce stress

How are you doing today?

meh

Anyone feel irritated hearing a person voice and when you see them you roll your eyes?

Oh yes. There is a person I work with. He is infuriating, and every time he starts talking at a meeting I wish he would spontaneously combust.

What’s a situation where a five minutes rewind could have been very useful for you ?

Accepting a job offer. I should've turned it down. Now I'm stuck.

To yall who were young (18-23) had sex with mature women of their 30s, why, and how did it feel?

like sex

What's a song that you want to share?

Baba Yaga - Slaughter to Prevail

What are some things humor can cure?

Depression plus Monty Python equals happiness

What was something from childhood that you wanted but didn't get until you were an adult?

A family.

If you were as rich as Jeff Bezos, what's on your to do list?

Sleep more

Beta males, how is your life?

You know that [the scientist who came up with the notion of alpha wolves and beta wolves realized he was wrong](https://davemech.org/wolf-news-and-information/), right? All that stuff about alphas and betas came from a German scientist studying captive wolves at a zoo in 1944. That's not how wolves in the wild work, and it's not how human beings work either.

What to watch after schitts creek?

Something that's not so schitty

What's a superpower that seems lame, but would actually be fire?

Hindsight

What is the worst thing you ate because you were starving?

Almonds

What are is/are your mission/s?

..i ...uh .... seek the holy grail?

Whats the best way to tell your spouse that you trashed your car?

I have a funny story for you, but it's long, and since I don't want to spoil it, I'll skip to the end and tell you what didn't happen. I missed the telephone pole.

People with big subscriber bases (YouTube, Twitch, etc), what was the moment you knew you had something?

Facebook page at 139,316 likes at the moment. To be honest, it only clicked like two years ago (might've been at 100k then?) that "holy shit, by most standards I'm a successful influencer. People actually try to be where I am." I never set out to do anything except what I want to. I write, I post memes, I stream, but I'm never sure of what to do with the "popular" label. I think the moment I knew I had something was when people started to put me on a pedestal on discord servers I went to, like it was something special to be my friend or to talk to me. It's not. I could do without that, to be honest. I like reach, because it lets me entertain more people, but I don't want anyone to treat me differently.

Which movie soundtracks do you love the most?

Dark Knight Rises Soundtrack brings back memories. The most badass yet goosebump producing music ever.

You are in the Freddy Krueger's world. What are you going to do?

Get naked and start masturbating aggressively to assert dominance

What has been your worst experience when applying for employment?

A lot of “entry level” jobs requiring 3-5 years experience

What's the first thing you'll do after the pandemic is over?

its already over

What responsibility/difficulty did you not realize was a thing until you moved out?

The kitchen is always messy.

(NSFW) what did you see that scarred you for life?

r/insex.

Which song would you call the anthem of your life?

Jumper by Third Eye Blind

People no longer bound by their non disclosure agreements, what can you now disclose?

Most meat, especially more expensive cuts of meat, ribeye, tbone etc. Are not actually those cuts of meat atleast 50% of the time. They are glues together with edible chemicals to look like it. Atleast 20% of that is not even the correct animals. Horse meat and cow meat look identical.

What is something you REALLY wanna say/confess?

Being woke is the same thing as being in a cult. So is being one of these Trump tards. No one can think Independently or critically anymore. It's really a sad time to be alive....

What if the US is only now heading into wave two (historically one of the biggest) of this pandemic with the delta-plus variant?

Darwinism for the win?

What are your feelings on a woman being able to walk around topless in public?

You shouldn’t feel topless woman in public

Why do you relate so much to your spirit animal?

Fat panda haha

What's your favorite quote that makes people think?

Wherever you go there you are

You have a single use time machine that can only travel back in time, what time period of your life would you like to travel back to?

I would go back to the point when i used to work with this dumb hippie dude.... And tell myself to listen to him when he told me to snag a handful of bitcoin.... It was SUPER CHEAP back then...

What is your underrated favorite video game OST?

The soundtrack to _Utopia: The Creation of a Nation_ is a masterpiece. Composed by Barry Leitch, it's melodic, wandering, and experimental, like progressive rock, but there are also strong currents of techno and the electronic/synth space. It sounds different depending on which game console or PC setup you use; a good lingua franca is the Super Nintendo version.

Some object, species of animal or plant that for the moment has not done more than live in the world we live in, suddenly comes to life and decides to kill humans, you are the one who comes to life, which would be And how would you cause human extinction?

Read this confusing ass post to the world and watch every die from a stroke.

To people who actually had sex with threir step-parents... Why?

It was easier than having sex with my real mom

How old were you when you found out that the US wasn’t the dream country ?

I immigrated here back in the early 2000s, this country was so much more incredible than I ever could have imagined. We live such a life of comfort that I’ve never experienced we have access to anything and so much opportunity like nothing I have ever experienced! I’m so happy to be living in the United States! I’m so happy to be an American!

Whats the hardest " Fuck. Marry. Kill. " you can think of?

An 8 year old. A disabled 11 year old. Or a woman pregnant with twins. I dare you

What is the funniest shit you’ve ever heard or read?

Balls 🤣🤣

What is the most unfairly difficult boss fight you’ve encountered?

My boss Kevin. He's a real a-hole.

Why when designing driveways do people find it acceptable for the entrance to literally be a curb?

God, they have this 'mountable curb' bullshit all over the place in Arvada, Colorado. It's like a sloped curb, and was presumably developed by a man with a fetish for twisted ankles.

What is your favorite game from Itch.io/Newgrounds?

Any Newgrounds that are or where on friv witch is like 87% of all the games on there

What are some tropes/character types that can be seen in real life?

Karens

Being a U.S.A. citizen by birth, why do people want to immigrate here?

Because on a global scale, it's not as bad here as you think it is.

Big historical moments are usually what people remember and discuss most, but what are some lesser historic moments that are often overlooked?

Rape of Nanking. This horror story needs to be discussed so it will not happen again.

People who have had sex , have you made the noises the or heard the noises they make in porn or have you said or heard the things they say in porn ?

Some girls are pretty quiet some girls are kinda loud and annoying. Just depends on the person

To be honest how does pain work?

Your body has sensation, sends signal to brain Brain says "that not good, ow." Brain sends signal to where sensation is.

Circumcised guys, if you had a choice, would you have circumcised? Why or why not?

I would change that about myself for sure. Genital mutilation is no joke and I am vehemently against it. Truly don't care if it's part of any religion.

What should be a double standard?

If a male high school teacher has sex with a female high school student then he should go to prison. If a hot female high school teacher has sex with a male High School student then Nice.

How do you forget your bad memories?

You don’t

Hey guys what’s for lunch?

Beans and depression.

what to do to stay safe from covid 19?

1. Wash your hands 2. Wear a mask 3. Keep your distance 4. Take the vaccine 5. Just don't be a general buffoon

You lied on your resume and still got the job. What did you lie about? (Serious)

I had ten years of experience with the .NET Framework, which had just come out.

What weird combination of food do you swear by?

Chocolate and potato chips

People who are upset about Bezos and Branson launching a rocket into space, why?

Because it's nothing but dick measuring contest between two ultra rich who could do so much more with their unimaginable wealth. It's no different from knights and kings prancing around the peasant towns in their fancy clothes and carriages; it's to remind you that you will never be them, you peasant. Edit. Spelling

How are millennials different from GenZ's?

They were here first.

What is something stupid everybody does?

Going to a store without a mask

How can you tell if YOU are the problem?

If everyone tells you that you're the problem, that's usually a good hint.

Who is the last person's face you want to see on a food product?

Jared from Subway

You died for the last good deed you did, what was that last good deed?

saving the city from the minotaur by slaying it

People who murder, rape, pillage, why do?

You think someone who pillages is just gonna comment why?!

You died for the last good deed you did, what was that last good deed?

Making sure that a co-worker gets the praise she deserves.

Which action do you regret the most?

Dropping contact with old friends.

What can you tell from someone's zodiac sign?

Roughly what time of year they were born.

If you were to go into any cartoon world what would it be?

For me it's the Avatar The last Airbender animated TV series. Like how cool would being a fire bender, air bender, earth bender or a water bender.

What is the best or worst piece of professional advice you have received?

Don’t kill yourself over a job that would replace you within a day if you dropped dead Also: Your job doesn’t have to be your passion or your dream job. It can just be a way to fund your passions outside of work

When did you first realise your life was heading in a way different direction than you'd imagined as a kid? How did you cope?

I didn't imagine that I would be alive for this long. I see myself as a messed up person inside. Completely damaged goods. Honestly thought I wouldn't live past 25 years old. Then when I reached 25, I thought I'd better do something with my life if I'm gonna have one.

from one moment to another, some object, animal or plant that has done nothing more than live in the world where we live, becomes conscious or alive and decides to kill humans, you are the one who decides what object, animal or plant use to create human extinction , what would you do?

If I am choosing the form of the destroyer, i can't help but think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.....

If you don’t cook and only eat out - why?

Easy, no dishes to clean and more convenient.

Which event going forward will prove to have the longest lasting and most significant effects on the world, 9/11 or COVID?

COVID

What's the worst city in your country?

London, Ontario

What is something from your national culture that you genuinely don't understand?

India Yeah we are gonna need a much bigger list...