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What is an example of a bad episode of a good show?
S07 - S08 GoT
What was the worst movie you have ever watched?
The Room - Soo bad.. and so good!
What movie or TV scene made you realize you had a kink/fetish?
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan made me realize that I didn't just think other girls were neat. I was like "Oh."
What makes someone ugly on the outside?
MAGAt merch.
You get to have a long, open, and personal conversation with any fictional character. Who is it and what do you about?
Kimblee from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhod and I would just talk about philosophy with him.
What’s an example of Gen Z culture?
Tik tok, which becomes a cancer of the internet now.
What’s a weird birthday tradition you follow?
I save up a few of my favorite webcomics and blogs so that I can binge them on my birthday.
What would you unban?
Copyrighting music because copyright infringement laws are bullshit
It’s time for the age old question, What’s your favorite Dinosaur?
I like the ankylosaurus. A walking tank with a mace-like tail. What a badass.
Guys 'n' girls, what is normal when a guy talks about it / does something, but is unattractive when a girl does it or the other way around?
Fart jokes. Hilarious for males. Not much females. Ask Amy Schumer.
What is a word you always forgot how to spell correctly even after seeing the proper spelling?
Grammar, a lot, odor, effect/affect (these are just a few recent ones😂)
What in your opinion is the best combination of meat and cheese?
ham & swiss
What pisses you off, even as you buy into it?
Google. Evil as fuck and can't avoid them
How would the world be different if everyone had two lives?
Hitler respawns
What is the embarrassing moment you always replay in your head?
Getting a boner next to my 4th grade GF without realizing it
What's a good manga, anime, Netflix adaptation meme example on Netflix?
I think Death Note is the prime example
What piece of current technology are we going to look back at 30 years from now and laugh?
cable
Whats the worse video game youve ever played?
No man's sky at launch was the purest form of disappointment I've ever experienced.
What is the most efficient way to destroy Amazon(particularly that Jeff Bezos fuk)?
Stop using the platform and convince others to do the same. Or start a company that out competes Amazon in all domains.
To the people who went into relationships where the other had a kid/kids, how did you make it work?
Worked well. Her kid was a saint by most accounts and straight A student. I got lucky I suppose. I have had other friends that had nightmare step kids.
What cancelled Netflix show needs to be revived?
Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones
Americans who have a firearm but have never been to a firing range. Why?
i haven't been in the past year+ because the cost of ammunition is through the fucking roof
What is your favorite compliment you've ever received?
Toss up: **#1:** "Wow, she's such a friendly little girl \[cat\]! So curious and affectionate! You like visitors, don't you?" Boots was a rescue, who then had a hard life in her rescue home. When we inherited her, she was all-over-the-place crazy and not very trusting. Humans were not necessarily violent to her, but there was accidental neglect (family was unaware of the extent of how ill he was, thought he was managing in his own environment, had no idea she had been in danger) and she thought humans could not be trusted and relied upon. It was hard to calm her down (treating her malnutrition helped first, a lot of work to help her adapt, then finally a drug. The tryptophan just smooths the edges; when she doesn't get it, she's still very sweet, just very hyper and can't sleep). When a home health care worker came to help my mother after her accident, that greeting really jumped out at me. That was the moment I saw how far she had come: she had become so trusting of humans that she didn't just love us, but she now had enough faith to take a risk and greet new people. After I was done feeling proud of her, I realized I had something to do with her progress, too. **#2:** "You can't do it. You're such a girl." My theatre teacher said this to me when I asked to play Iago (Shakespeare's Othello). We have such a narrow definition of femininity, that I was often desexualised and treated as androgynous for being ugly. Normally, I wouldn't even be counted as a girl, but I wasn't "one of the guys" either. It was a good day when I just wasn't counted, but I could sometimes be counted as a monster. They so treated like I wasn't a girl, I really stopped wearing my beloved dresses, or doing my hair, a lot of the more showy of the expected womanly behaviours. So, when she said it, I was so shocked someone could see my femininity at all. I was elated that someone thought of me as a girl. But I did Iago for my project anyway. At the end of my performance, she was actually silent for a moment. When she finally spoke, she told me "I have known for some time that you are excellent at portraying emotion and grounding behaviour, but I had no idea you could be such a chameleon. It think it only took me 30 seconds for me to forget that you are a woman and see the man who was being overtaken." She went into specifics when critiquing me to the class, and it felt great, but it didn't give me as much emotional punch. Maybe it was because acting was something I was doing, but the girl comment was about who I am?
How can you tell the difference between a “gut feeling” and anxiety/overthinking/insecurities?
A gut feeling is telling you something is wrong or right almost immediately. Overthinking is when you are going back and forth, can’t make up your mind and will last a good log while. Anxiety is the dread and often accompanied by physical symptoms like nausea, sweating, rapid breathing, feeling like your heart will explode. Anxiety will last the longest and you really can’t reason with yourself.
In your opinion, what is the most beneficial invention ever created?
The transistor One of the most important inventions ever. It is the foundation for our current way of life, yet it hardly gets any love.
When was the last time you were happy?
When I was able to lose the weight and keep it off, went from 280 to 180 and never felt better about looking in a mirror. This was 4 years ago and I was able to keep it off. ​ I will say though, cutting out the carbs and sugar in general made me a much happier and nicer person, you feel good most of the time no matter how bad life can get. It's the single most beneficial thing I have done in my life.
What is a game/movie/series that everyone hated, but you watched/played/read with low expectations, and discovered that you LOVED it?
I really liked cyberpunk 2077. I played it on the Xbox one on release as well.
What's one scent that will immediately make your mouth water whenever you smell it?
chips (proper English seaside chips that is, not those inferior fries) drowned in salt and vinegar.
Women who had a thing for a misunderstood guy, were they misunderstood or did everyone understand them perfectly well?
misunderstood. he had a lot of love in his heart
What is the one job/service you would NEVER let a first-timer do?
Never is a pretty strong word, because for anything critical enough that you'd want to say never, there could be an emergency where you'd be willing to let somebody have at it, because it beats the alternative.
What artist/celebrity's work do you absolutely hate, but you love them as a person?
Most of the mumble/ sound cloud trap scene.
Are there things (like example characteristics, or behaviors) that we can say are exclusively male or female, and what would they be?
First off disclaimer... the best thing for you to do is to look up the literature on the subject, because it can be a difficult subject especially in our current times, and while men and women are more similar than dissimilar, there are biological and evolutionary reasons why the sexes differ. The book "Human Diversity: The Biology of Gender, Race, and Class" by Charles Murray is a good place to start. I dont think there are any exclusive attributes. There are characteristics and attributes that tend to be more prevalent or on average better honed in either one sex or the other. Couple examples, women tend to pick up on social cues easier while men are better at spacial awareness. Women tend to be more agreeable, and men tend to be more disagreeable. Women tend to be less prone to physical violence, men moreso. (These tend to have a basis in biology and changing the amount of testosterone or estrogen an individual gets can actually change the individuals ability to perform different tasks). In average individuals the difference between the sexes can be extremely minimal, however at the extremes the differences can be quite large depending on the attribute in question. Best example is the most violent men are far more violent than the most violent women and typically commit way more heinous crimes.
you can turn invisible at will, what do you do?
Turn invisible, probably
What was the most creative insult you have heard in your life?
"if you would stop suffering from your delusions of adequacy long enough to realize you just went into a battle of wits unarmed we might get somewhere"
What's something you would like every school teacher or professor to know?
The vast majority of your students are only there because law or circumstance demands it. They don't care about you or anything they have to say. They're only here to get the grades, get the degree, and get on with their lives.
What is the biggest way that becoming a parent changed you as a person?
I fear death now. Dying didn't bother me (though to be technical, most people don't fear death, they fear suffering) until I realized I would be leaving people behind. My oldest child is on the autism spectrum and I worry every.fucking.day who will care for him when I'm gone. It is a constant fear. It never stops.
What is the best rock song of all time?
That is, of course, 100% subjective, but I maintain that one of the most perfect _examples_ of a rock song is Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' _Mary Jane's Last Dance_. Classic artist? Check. Awesome riffs and guitar solos? Check. Harmonica? Check. Background "Doo dooo dooo" sounds? Check. Lyrics that could be about weed or a girl? Check.
Who's the ugliest person you've met?
Yeah there’s this dude in the mirror always copying me, he is so ugly
Why have smoking rates plummeted among educated people in the United States, but stayed high among educated people in Europe?
Everyone that smokes in the US can’t afford healthcare and died.
If Mission Impossible was based on you, what would the plot be?
Teenage Furry makes a nuclear bomb
Why do you dress, like you do?
Comfort is my only goal when it comes to my clothes.
We live in a simulation, how do we crash the server?
Get high powered electron microscopes in every science classroom. We can only have so much high resolution imaging before we start seeing lower framerates.
How powerful is Mark Zuckerberg ?
I could take him.
To people who answer questions aimed at a specific group of people ( doctor, lawyer, teachers, etc ) while not being in that said group, why?
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!
Which actress/actor has quietly had a very successful career?
Character actress Margo Martindale
What is something that made you question your sanity?
Wanted to skin a cat one time since it was too beautiful
What is the strangest thing you have ever seen in someone else's house?
A painting of a naked man riding a unicorn...
what movie did you think was great until a character came and ruined the whole movie?
my life. staring me, it all was ok until I came along
What is it with the recent influx of posts tagged NSFW when it makes more sense to tag them as Serious?
more people answer nsfw than serious
What is a sentence that can always keep a discussion going?
I support Trump
What is the truest quote you ever read?
"Older men declare war but it is the youth that must fight and die"
What is your funny or scary story that has to do with taking a "shortcut" while travelling ?
Back in my elementary years, or specifically fifth grade, I was in it with some pretty reckless people. This followed me into middle school and before I knew it we were 7th years. When we’d decided, one specific autumn afternoon, to go explore one of my friends backyards which was a solid chunk of forest, we’d gotten a bit too over excited. And Wed ended up passing the boundary line; crossing over into another persons land. As little middle school boys, our curiosity was crazy. And so, even into the night we pushed on. About five or ten minutes passed and we’d lost our way. But one of my friends, the one who knows these woods because it’s part of his backyard, said he knows a shortcut. Now in hindsight, it was pitch black and my gut told me to stop. But I pushed through until we eventually found a brightly lit cabin. As quickly as we found it I heard my friend whisper the words “oh shit” beneath his breath and ducked down. I was perplexed at first. Until my eyes met an older man sitting on the deck of the cabin with a rifle. He called out to us, taunting us, probably thinking we were coyotes. But we weren’t. I was so scared stiff I couldn’t think to even move. I was sure he would shoot the first thing that did. I hugged that tree trunk like it meant my life was dependent on it, because it probably did. But something sudden happened. My friend slowly stood up and called back to the man. I could tell he was terrified from the sheer fact that I was too. And he stood up anyway. Nothing happened after that. We got a good scolding and the man was furious, saying we could’ve been shot like dogs if he wasn’t careful he enough. He led us to the main road which is where his house was sitting on. A domain between the main roads and the forest, and he sent us on our way. That’s as about the closest thing to a scary story I have of taking a short cut. Almost getting shot in the dead of night.
How was the most interesting dream you had recently?
*In my restless dreams* *I see that town* *Silent Hill*
Which actor/director duo made the best films?
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
What is considered a good life to you?
Life without anxiety
People who have lost body parts, limbs, etc due to disease or injury, what surprised you the most about the experience and what was done with your detached part?
Interested in this question as well, as I’m facing amputation albeit this seems to be a low risk at the moment.
What illegal thing have you seen people get away with?
politicians, fraud.
What are some good animes for someone new to them to watch?
A lot of my friends who have never watched anime before all seem to enjoy Your Name (a movie) and One Punch Man (TV Show). Both are super easy to follow and really straight forward :)
What is your favorite story or fact from Greek mythology?
I loved reading the Greek myths in high school!! I'm due to reread them, methinks, given that I've forgotten wide swaths of them. My favorite Greek mythology trivia of the moment is that even Zeus knew better than to mess with Nyx. Her entire progeny reads like a list of people you never, ever want to mess with, least of all Nyx herself. I think it's impressive that one of the most powerful Greek deities, perhaps _the_ most powerful, is female. For most of history, which was extremely lopsided against the rights and status of women, one of the few sources of female power outside of sexuality and domestic hegemony was the power of...let's call it "crazy." We've all met people like that, who don't play by any rules and are best left alone. But it's not necessarily mental illness, at least not always. Many people, particularly women, have used it to their advantage deliberately. Many of the qualities associated with Nyx and her offspring are situated in this unapproachable, inscrutable, dangerous realm. Frat bro Zeus was _intimidated_ by her, and that makes me smile even today, thousands of years hence...
How did you break up with your ex? Or how did they break up with you?
Via my imagination
You are given an opportunity to create and plan a city anywhere in the world. Where is the city and what's your plan?
In a country which has been destroyed by war and needs rebuilding. I would go for the biggest city build in the most green and self susaintable way with all the newest and best technology so it becomes a beacon of hope.
Unethically, what are possible ways to turn humans into drinkable water?
Most effecient: Grind human into puree, strain out non liquid elements, filter via reverse osmosis, desalinate, then purify water with preferred purification system.
What's a recipe you'll never get tired of making?
Beer. Just grab a can and open it. Delicious!
What do you do to stay positive, energetic, get out of a funk?
Every morning I get up and I walk for two miles while listening to podcasts or music. I start off like a slow turtle and by the end of the first mile I’m just walking along at a good pace. When I’m done I’m completely alert and present and usually my negative thoughts or feelings have dissipated. I just started doing this like 2 months ago and it’s been a life changer.
What would be your reaction if u came to know that your dad watch porn?
I’d be more surprised if I learned that he didn’t.
[Serious] Did you enjoy high school? What aspects of it did you like or hate?
Hated it. Never thought kids in the US were this immature and dumb as bricks. When I moved from Japan to the US, I was shock how clicky people were with each other. Instead of being reasonable with one another, it's a war on who's popular and better than you. It was such a headache that I spend most my days in one of the empty classrooms for peace and quiet.
Which album has the best title?
Deftones' *Gore* is a nice, minimalist but impactful album name
What is a subtle side effect of depression most people might not realize is a thing?
Its not subtle but anger. So many people talk about the flatness and despair but being snappy and quick to anger can be a symptom too.
To the people who uses tik-tok, why ?
Eventually your fyp gets personalized to content you like and its actually entertaining and not a bunch of people doing stupid dances.
What are some good animes for young adults?
Avatar: The last Airbender if that counts. Truly unsurpassed in quality, fun, and depth.
People who take photos of themselves "reading" books. Why?
E-clout
What is your favorite poem? And why?
"If". It has one point and makes it very well.
What is the point of living if we will eventually die?
What's the point of listening to a record if it ends?
People with homes in cookie-cutter neighborhoods close to other homes, a lot of neighbors and HOA- why did you choose a home like that as opposed to a home on its own away from other people?
Because I am a cookie-cutter person, close to other people. I am not a unique snowflake, worthy of a special place. I'm just one more mostly-hairless monkey heading for the big pile of skulls.
What is a song where a live recording is better than the studio version?
About A Girl by Nirvana
Which public celebrity would you literally listen to read the telephone book?
Morgan Freeman, I'd listen to that man read literally anything in the world
What was your "I've found my people" moment?
I haven't, sadly.
Porn producers, directors, actors, etc. what is something that can or has happened on set that forced a shoot to be abruptly cancelled?
[This comes to mind. warning. might be nsfw?](https://youtu.be/CUNjwM0h8k8)
What colors do you associate with your school subjects?
red is math
What’s your favourite song, answer only with a lyric from it?
I miss the bad things, the way you hate me
What is the best lie you ever got away with?
"Yeah, I'm doing good thanks" *add a smile for convincing effect.
What's something weird you can do with your body?
I can hang my eyelids like I had a stroke or something and vibrate them
What would you do if the power went out in your whole country for five days?
I guess you haven't heard of Philippines yet. You think power outages is not a common thing? You merely adopted brownouts; I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light till I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but Blinding.
What do you call a "gif", *JIF* or *gee-aai-eff* ?
I say "jiff" because that's what the format's creator wants.
What do you fear about the future?
Twitter somehow becoming worse than it already is
What is a Youtube video, excluding Never Gonna Give You Up, that one should watch?
Hair Cake
What non-franchise movie did you really wanna see and ended up thinking was the worst movie ever?
For me it’s Green Inferno by Eli Roth, trailers made this movie look amazing, right up my ally. It was trash, horrible, a joke. Don’t watch lol
Suggestions for Netflix/Prime/Disney shows to watch in July 2021?
Prison break
What are some top notch horror movies?
*Nightbreed*
What are the best sweatpants in the world, and what makes them superior?
Fear of god essentials sweatpants. They look great, feel great, only downside is that they are kind of expensive
What animal would be described as a monster if it didn't exist in another world?
A whale would have been a good myth to talk about. Imagine explaining to someone that big creature.
When's the right time to allow your kids to get into relationships?
When you genuinely feel that they are emotionally prepared
What's an obscure super hero, that in your opinion, has the dumbest character design?
Every overused and abused marvel character that’s being displayed in the marvel franchise lately.
What do you think about the future generation of parents?
There will not be many parents at all in the future anyway with birthrate going way down
What is an album where EVERY song is good?
This thread should change it's title to: "tell me your age with music albums"
What is the most regretful post that you've made online and why?
No regerts bro, regert is for sukkas.
How would you proceed if you saw yourself on the news as a "person of interest" in a murder, but you also knew you had no good alibi? Would that change if you knew no one else would recognize you?
I think about this all the time actually
When did post nut clarity hit you hard?
At the family reunion.
What do you miss most about life in 2001? [serious]
Music by Incubus
What new things/skills you learned during pandemic?
Been making my own bread, tortillas, burger buns, English Muffins... I'll never go back to pre-made store bought again.