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Why do you wear earphones while driving when the car is perfectly capable of playing good music and taking calls?	Not all of us peasants have Bluetooth capable vehicles
What’s some great songs from the last 10 years that you often forget about?	Blow me away
If residents of a state pay taxes and those taxes are used for maintaining streets and highways, what is the money collected from tolls used for?	for those toll roads specifically
Why do you think bad ideas survive despite being so bad?	People aren't always critical enough when it comes to things they see online. Also, when things are shared time after time, they become believable sheerly because you read something everywhere. Then it might already be too late, as people start figuring it must be true because of that. "Everyone says it so it must be true, right?" As time progresses, it becomes more and more difficult to weed out the bad ideas/false information.
Who is the most famous person that you know personally?	My mom
You’re invisible for 24 hours, what would you do with your time?	Crime.
What's your feeling about your family being active on this site?	My daughter is around here somewhere. And I accidentally discovered one of her alts because of a pic she posted but I know for a fact it’s not her main. I blocked them both. She deserves her anonymity… and so do I.
What is the most disgusting thing you have found in food?	Broccoli
If you could be in a relationship with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?	Kate Middleton, she's hot
What unsolved mystery keeps you up at night?	Once lost a donut in my car. Searched everywhere for it, under seats, down the sides, even looked underneath it just incase it rolled out while I was getting in. Still think about it. It was 20 years ago.
What happen after dead?	Giant sky ghost judges you after spying on you since birth, apparently.
How do you guys overcome setbacks?	Keep fuckin pushing and don’t let failure be an option. Mind over matter.
To the people who talk to themselves, what are you usually talking about?	I just think out loud.
What are you tired of hearing?	Anything political related. Very rarely do you hear an unbiased argument and even rarer do their points have evidence to support their claims.
Who was your first fictional crush? How did you get there?	Logan Bruno - The Babysitters Club books. One of the characters had a crush on him and she described him in such a way that I, too, developed a crush. Ann M. Martin is a literary genius
Cheaters who cheated on a spouse with a heart of gold, what was the feeling & running through your mind the first time snuggling with your side piece?	Hearts of gold don’t make human hearts beat faster.
What do you want the most in your life right now?	A relationship or happiness. I guess
What's a quote from your favorite video game?	“Elite, my ass” (Roland, Borderlands)
When you text and drive, do you text using the middle arm rest, door side arm rest or are you a two handed driver/texter?	I pull over somewhere safe, send the text then resume driving because I'm not a cunt.
What's your favorite book you've read multiple times?	Stephen King's The Stand
People who watch ASMR, what makes it so satisfying?	The tingling sensation.
What stories do you have about coworkers faking a condition for time off?	Before a lot of stuff was done through our workforce app. There was a guy who told his supervisor that their grandma died for the 3 day grievance time off. Did this every so often for about 2 years till the supervisor caught on and fired him on the spot.
What's the best way to become financially independent without working yourself to death?	Win the lottery or marry a rich person.
What is the most disturbing true story you know?	https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/16-days-to-die-at-pearl-harbor-families-werent-told-about-sailors-trapped-inside-sunken-battleship/ 16 days trapped under water in a sunken battleship
What's your dad doing right now?	Nothing. He dead.
How would you describe how you feel right now, but using a movie quote?	I don't have a quote, but whatever it is I want Sam Rockwell to deliver it.
What luxury is wasted on you?	Expensive wine. It all tastes the same to me.
What is a movie everyone seems to love but you can’t stand?	Any super hero film. Don't mind Batman for some reason but every other franchise I've seen I wasn't keen on it. 100% a me issue, everyone else seems to think their great.
What are some topics you can talk about that makes your date leave immediately?	Ask her what you guys are going to name your children.
What are your very unique ways in which you masterbate?	Only on Tuesdays where the temp is exactly 84.2° and there is soft kazoo music playing in my neighbor's yard.
What movie is your guilty pleasure?	Double Team. It's an action movie with Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. Nuff said.
You get to design a burglar alarm. What sound/music do you use to discourage the burglar?	"Self-destruct mechanism initiated. House blows up in 10...9.."
Was life better when you were a child?	It was more simple, but, I wasn't really a happy child. So, I don't really think it was too much better.
What does cum taste like?	Go try yours and report back, champ
What is a normal headline few years ago that would sound absurd nowadays ?	Jeff Bezos leaves earth's atmosphere.
Whats on your bucket list for 2022?	I want to get my first house!
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?	New Zealand.
What can't you unsee?	r/shit this
What is something that your ex best-friend got away with?	Me not decking him in his fucking mouth
The conversation is getting stale by the minute and you have run out of things to tell, what do you say to bring it back to life and escape awkward silence?	“How’s your drink?” Gives me a few minutes to come up with something but I (m) have started not giving a fuck bc I know I have game and can hold a conversation but it is a two way street ; she needs to make an effort. In addition, we just might not have any chemistry. Happened recently And i was hoping the evening would be over asap.
What is the most painful thing someone has ever said to you when playing a game online?	"I'm twelve"
People with Long Distance relationships, what is the most absurd thing you did to see your significant other?	Flew to the other side of the fucking planet (East Coast US to Australia).
What are some of the most annoying corporate/office talk/phrases?	“I hope this email finds you well”
What's in your bedside table/ drawers/ dresser/ bureau?	Charger, firearm, lube
People who are afraid of going to the gym, why?	Simple in my case, I suffer from anxiety. I prefer to walk and do work outs at home.
Question: Who do you hate?	Strong word
Without saying a place name, what is something completely unique about your home town/city?	First place to burn anthracite coal in Pennsylvania for heat.
What are you REALLY excited for?	Death
What if our father chose a different woman then our mother, there’s still a chance we would have been the winning sperm?	Open a biology book....
Who is an actor that’s never been in a bad movie?	Me.
What’s the last dream you remember?	One I had two weeks ago where I was watching my high school crush having a shower
What is something you wish you told someone, but didn't?	Telling my mom i loved her before she passed away😔
Why can't you just pay a nominal fee to have yourself put to sleep?	"sanctity of life"
What is the best candy of all time?	Reese's
What fun low or high paying job do you know?	Professional gambling
What are your very unique ways of masturbation?	Peeing on lava for obsidian
What is the meaning of life?	42
What are some really good books on Greek mythology for a beginner?	Edith Hamilton's Mythology is a classic. Also, Bulfinch's Mythology covers not only the Greek myths but Norse and Arthurian legends as well. If you want gorgeous artwork and can find a good secondhand copy, get the D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths. Also, look for an accessible translation of Ovid's Metamorphoses; it's full of myths about gods and goddesses fucking over mortals.
Who disappointed you and why?	Humanity, because humans.
What simple thing don't you know that your too worried to ask someone?	So... what do feelings feel like? I have alexithymia; while I still experience emotions it tends to be very physiological or task-oriented. I experience anger as a heightened heart rate and a tendency to lash out; I experience love as a drive to care for certain people. I can feel a lot of the physical symptoms - the sensation of a drop in one's stomach, throat locking up and refusing to speak when in situations of anxiety, a lack of energy that I'm pretty sure is sadness - but to my understanding that's a very limited way to experience it and there's some sort of richer, more intuitive awareness of emotion that most people get. I generally don't bring this question up because it's kind of weird and, well, I don't wanna come off as a psychopath or something. I still have emotions, just... not the same, apparently.
What jobs/careers do you find morally repulsive?	MLM
People who regularly drive under the speed limit and generate long lines of traffic behind them.. why? Does it not give you intense anxiety?	I drive the speed limit. Sometimes this causes some cars to be behind me. My family picks on me for driving slowly and it's a constant arguement with my wife. The truth is, I have been in 5 car accidents and spent more that $4000 on speeding tickets in my life. I have three times had to have my license reinstated. By some miracle, I have never hurt anyone. I am an outstanding driver, I will smoke you in a race, I can drive utterly plastered, I never fall asleep at the wheel...I am a "need-for-speed" level driver. But there was a point I decided it just wasn't worth it. Maybe it was driving with an infant in the car. Maybe it was all the money I have shelled out. Maybe I just got old. But, no. I don't give a shit if you are late to work. You should have left earlier. Not my problem. I drive the speed limit.
What is one thing you can’t stand about your culture?	I’m American. Enough said
What’s the dumbest thing you did so far?	This girl Debbie, she was as dumb as a box of rocks, but man she had a great body.
What do you do in bathroom except for bathing?	I do laundry, cry in the floor, my makeup
Correctional officers/prison employees, what’s your worst horror story from inmates?	Police officer here. Had a woman in custody and she was very upset about it, I can't remember what for all I recall is she was refused bail by us. She was in her cell and I look up and yep...that's hee blanket around her neck. I rush in and take it off her neck and remove it. 5 mins later I look back, now her shirt is around her neck and she's on the floor going blue, so I rush in and take that off her, with a bit of a fight as well. As I chuck the short in her property I look back and now her pants are around her neck. For FUCKS SAKE. in again, fight with her and I cut off the pants and get out of the cell again. I go to call my sgt and explain what I am dealing with and as the phone is ringing I look back and now her bra is around her neck. This time I smack the duress alarm to get a female officer here and we fight with her and cut the bra off her neck. Before we could even leave the cell, her underwear is off and she is trying to tie them around her neck. Like... For FUCKS SAKE. Again? We take those off her and think.... Well... At least shes got nothing else to hang herself with....right....right?! 10 minutes later I look back in the camera and this bitch has tied her fucking HAIR around her neck. I rush in and go to cut the hair off as she is throwing haymakers at me....the safety knife is gone, the female officer mustn't have put it back where it belongs and this woman was now blue. I had no choice, I tried to drag her by her arms legs anything but she was flailing around and kicking and scratching and biting and like she was REALLY FUCKING BLUE now, moments away from death so I did the only thing I could. I dragged her by her hair to the knife in the office and cut all her hair off. She lived. Once all the drugs she was on wore off she didn't try any more...not that she could. Last I saw her she was looking healthy. Seems she's been off the gear for some time.
What’s a fuck you in particular moment you’ve experienced?	have a friend who was gonna hang out with me, canceled and said “my other friend is having a sleepover”
What are the things you learned in school and are completely unnecessary after you grow up?	After thinking about it, nothing is unnecessary for me. No, I don't do homework problems every day or anything like that. No, I don't apply the literal knowledge directly, but more indirectly. A lot of information carries knowledge beyond face value. The Pythagorean theorem isn't just a memorization of a^2 + b^2 = c^2 , but a declaration of a relationship between any two corresponding characteristics and its subsequent behavior. Integrals and derivatives are all about understanding the concept of change and total volume of outcomes, which helps you understand more physics / chemistry / thermodynamics, which helps you understand why certain billion dollar capital ventures are scams and why certain public policy decisions and environmental efforts are actually counter productive. Literature isn't something that teaches you to be a pretentious book snob. It teaches you how to identify the use of different persuasive techniques, and additionally, when they're being used in real time. The understanding of two subjects often emerges new subjects. Mastery of literature + math = helps you better identify fallacies and bad conclusions. Mastery of physics + social studies/history helps you see human activity as nothing more than a thermodynamic system of guaranteed waste and inefficiencies. Idk; I'm not good at explaining things. Knowledge has been useful for me, not because it's given me $1 million or anything like that, but because it helps me understand my environment / other people better.
When You Think of American Samoa, USA, What is the First Thing That Comes to Your Mind?	Go, land crabs!
What is the best website or app that you use to read free manga?	Buy your manga. There is no real free legal manga website. Pirating it just feeds the cycle of books not getting official releases because the target audience has already consumed the whole thing online for free.
If you had a super human ability to negatively effect a person's life in minor ways, but no one would ever know it was you you caused it, jow often would you utilize it, who would you most like to utilize it on and what sort of things would you do?	Politicians. I would give them instant diarrhea.
What videos/podcasts do you listen to that you would want to share?	The only true answer is Bill Burrs Monday Morning Podcast (or the Thursday one, where hes just checking in on ya). Ive been listening for over ten years and its still amazing. Watching him get to where he is now has been an interesting ride
Question: What’s your favorite amusement/water park?	Boring answer, I know, but I'm a sucker for good old Disneyland. That's the one I grew up with. Where else in the world can you get a $9 churro in 1987?
What's in your closet that you don't want anyone to see?	Me?
What are the incidents of crime that have disappeared from the news, but keep popping up in your tnoughts?	Panama Papers
What's some food that smell incredibly good but taste absolutely awful?	Most coffee smells waaay better than it will ever taste
What PG cartoon show would you want to see made into a R rated show?	Ed edd n eddy on the town.
What illness is relatively minor but still freaks you out every time you get it?	Headache
What is the worst way to waste one's day?	worrying the day away
What are actually good products that you can buy on Wish.com?	GOOD Products and wish.com normally don't go together lol
What's the minimum wage in your country?	Differs by province. My province is $15.20/hour
what is the reason that a post has been removed here?	The answer is literally always that it breaks a rule. Or automod has a hateboner for your post.
What animal should exist but doesn't?	dodo, does this count? it did exist but then people were responsible for what killed all of them off.
Who is a hot person/character that you stopped liking because of their personality?	Brie Larson.
What do you think about the blind and deaf woman quitting the Olympics?	It’s fucked up that she can’t have her mother as her eyes and ears to help her navigate the craziness that is the Olympics. I’m pissed off that nobody is standing up for her. It’s another case of someone’s special needs being completely ignored by the establishment. It’s completely embarrassing that this conversation has to happen. And while I’m venting, why the fuck is Japan and the IOC holding the games…when they can’t even let a few extra people in to ensure the health/well-being of ALL athletes? Fuck anybody that’s preventing athletes from competing by denying them aides they need to be safe and healthy.
What iconic TV show or movie that is always hyped up have you never seen?	I’ve never seen the princess bride and my friends tell me “it shows”
People who don’t tip, what is your reasoning?	I don't live in the USA
How did it feel like, the first time you saw a homeless person as a kid?	Why would I remember that? would be well over 30 years ago.
Your dog has the ability to vomit gold doubloons but its bad for their throat to do it. what do you do?	Go to see the vet
What is the best thing that has ever been put into your mouth?	Banana Puddin'
Do women think about past exes even when they in happy relationships ?	Sometimes. Sometimes you're thankful to them for the lessons, sometimes you're thankful to them for a sweet relationship that didn't really work out for whatever reasons, sometimes you're thankful to them for the friendship you both shared. Sometimes you talk trash about them. So... Sometimes.
People who tried psychedelics for the first time, what's your story?	Felt like Alice in wonderland, then on a different planet, legit saw a unicorn, and then a massive space demon war. Was mind blown.. Can't have your first trip again
Whats in the bag that is closest to you ?	a fleshlight
If American socialists/communists like socialism/communism so much why don’t they just move to China?	For the same reasons Americans who want religion enshrined in laws don't move to Yemen.
What is your favorite music videos?	virtual insanity
What is your best comeback to win any argument?	your moms anus is looser than your wifes but that has nothing to do with how wrong you are
Will you be watching the Olympics? Why or why not?	No because I am not interested
when you enter school. you see stalin. hitler. and mao dancing along with 7 student. how do you react?	i make a mental note to ask my doctor to up the dosage on my meds. they're clearly not working.
What is your buy it once and it will last a lifetime product?	Condiments. They are such a trap! I think 180% of the space in my fridge is condiments.
What is the kind of food that reminds you of home ?	Tomato gravy.. my Daddy would make it for me for my birthday... I miss my Daddy

Why do you wear earphones while driving when the car is perfectly capable of playing good music and taking calls?

Not all of us peasants have Bluetooth capable vehicles

What’s some great songs from the last 10 years that you often forget about?

Blow me away

If residents of a state pay taxes and those taxes are used for maintaining streets and highways, what is the money collected from tolls used for?

for those toll roads specifically

Why do you think bad ideas survive despite being so bad?

People aren't always critical enough when it comes to things they see online. Also, when things are shared time after time, they become believable sheerly because you read something everywhere. Then it might already be too late, as people start figuring it must be true because of that. "Everyone says it so it must be true, right?" As time progresses, it becomes more and more difficult to weed out the bad ideas/false information.

Who is the most famous person that you know personally?

My mom

You’re invisible for 24 hours, what would you do with your time?

Crime.

What's your feeling about your family being active on this site?

My daughter is around here somewhere. And I accidentally discovered one of her alts because of a pic she posted but I know for a fact it’s not her main. I blocked them both. She deserves her anonymity… and so do I.

What is the most disgusting thing you have found in food?

Broccoli

If you could be in a relationship with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?

Kate Middleton, she's hot

What unsolved mystery keeps you up at night?

Once lost a donut in my car. Searched everywhere for it, under seats, down the sides, even looked underneath it just incase it rolled out while I was getting in. Still think about it. It was 20 years ago.

What happen after dead?

Giant sky ghost judges you after spying on you since birth, apparently.

How do you guys overcome setbacks?

Keep fuckin pushing and don’t let failure be an option. Mind over matter.

To the people who talk to themselves, what are you usually talking about?

I just think out loud.

What are you tired of hearing?

Anything political related. Very rarely do you hear an unbiased argument and even rarer do their points have evidence to support their claims.

Who was your first fictional crush? How did you get there?

Logan Bruno - The Babysitters Club books. One of the characters had a crush on him and she described him in such a way that I, too, developed a crush. Ann M. Martin is a literary genius

Cheaters who cheated on a spouse with a heart of gold, what was the feeling & running through your mind the first time snuggling with your side piece?

Hearts of gold don’t make human hearts beat faster.

What do you want the most in your life right now?

A relationship or happiness. I guess

What's a quote from your favorite video game?

“Elite, my ass” (Roland, Borderlands)

When you text and drive, do you text using the middle arm rest, door side arm rest or are you a two handed driver/texter?

I pull over somewhere safe, send the text then resume driving because I'm not a cunt.

What's your favorite book you've read multiple times?

Stephen King's The Stand

People who watch ASMR, what makes it so satisfying?

The tingling sensation.

What stories do you have about coworkers faking a condition for time off?

Before a lot of stuff was done through our workforce app. There was a guy who told his supervisor that their grandma died for the 3 day grievance time off. Did this every so often for about 2 years till the supervisor caught on and fired him on the spot.

What's the best way to become financially independent without working yourself to death?

Win the lottery or marry a rich person.

What is the most disturbing true story you know?

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/16-days-to-die-at-pearl-harbor-families-werent-told-about-sailors-trapped-inside-sunken-battleship/ 16 days trapped under water in a sunken battleship

What's your dad doing right now?

Nothing. He dead.

How would you describe how you feel right now, but using a movie quote?

I don't have a quote, but whatever it is I want Sam Rockwell to deliver it.

What luxury is wasted on you?

Expensive wine. It all tastes the same to me.

What is a movie everyone seems to love but you can’t stand?

Any super hero film. Don't mind Batman for some reason but every other franchise I've seen I wasn't keen on it. 100% a me issue, everyone else seems to think their great.

What are some topics you can talk about that makes your date leave immediately?

Ask her what you guys are going to name your children.

What are your very unique ways in which you masterbate?

Only on Tuesdays where the temp is exactly 84.2° and there is soft kazoo music playing in my neighbor's yard.

What movie is your guilty pleasure?

Double Team. It's an action movie with Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. Nuff said.

You get to design a burglar alarm. What sound/music do you use to discourage the burglar?

"Self-destruct mechanism initiated. House blows up in 10...9.."

Was life better when you were a child?

It was more simple, but, I wasn't really a happy child. So, I don't really think it was too much better.

What does cum taste like?

Go try yours and report back, champ

What is a normal headline few years ago that would sound absurd nowadays ?

Jeff Bezos leaves earth's atmosphere.

Whats on your bucket list for 2022?

I want to get my first house!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

New Zealand.

What can't you unsee?

r/shit this

What is something that your ex best-friend got away with?

Me not decking him in his fucking mouth

The conversation is getting stale by the minute and you have run out of things to tell, what do you say to bring it back to life and escape awkward silence?

“How’s your drink?” Gives me a few minutes to come up with something but I (m) have started not giving a fuck bc I know I have game and can hold a conversation but it is a two way street ; she needs to make an effort. In addition, we just might not have any chemistry. Happened recently And i was hoping the evening would be over asap.

What is the most painful thing someone has ever said to you when playing a game online?

"I'm twelve"

People with Long Distance relationships, what is the most absurd thing you did to see your significant other?

Flew to the other side of the fucking planet (East Coast US to Australia).

What are some of the most annoying corporate/office talk/phrases?

“I hope this email finds you well”

What's in your bedside table/ drawers/ dresser/ bureau?

Charger, firearm, lube

People who are afraid of going to the gym, why?

Simple in my case, I suffer from anxiety. I prefer to walk and do work outs at home.

Question: Who do you hate?

Strong word

Without saying a place name, what is something completely unique about your home town/city?

First place to burn anthracite coal in Pennsylvania for heat.

What are you REALLY excited for?

Death

What if our father chose a different woman then our mother, there’s still a chance we would have been the winning sperm?

Open a biology book....

Who is an actor that’s never been in a bad movie?

Me.

What’s the last dream you remember?

One I had two weeks ago where I was watching my high school crush having a shower

What is something you wish you told someone, but didn't?

Telling my mom i loved her before she passed away😔

Why can't you just pay a nominal fee to have yourself put to sleep?

"sanctity of life"

What is the best candy of all time?

Reese's

What fun low or high paying job do you know?

Professional gambling

What are your very unique ways of masturbation?

Peeing on lava for obsidian

What is the meaning of life?

42

What are some really good books on Greek mythology for a beginner?

Edith Hamilton's *Mythology* is a classic. Also, *Bulfinch's Mythology* covers not only the Greek myths but Norse and Arthurian legends as well. If you want gorgeous artwork and can find a good secondhand copy, get the *D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths*. Also, look for an accessible translation of Ovid's *Metamorphoses*; it's full of myths about gods and goddesses fucking over mortals.

Who disappointed you and why?

Humanity, because humans.

What simple thing don't you know that your too worried to ask someone?

So... what do feelings *feel* like? I have alexithymia; while I still experience emotions it tends to be very physiological or task-oriented. I experience anger as a heightened heart rate and a tendency to lash out; I experience love as a drive to care for certain people. I can feel a lot of the physical symptoms - the sensation of a drop in one's stomach, throat locking up and refusing to speak when in situations of anxiety, a lack of energy that I'm pretty sure is sadness - but to my understanding that's a very limited way to experience it and there's some sort of richer, more intuitive awareness of emotion that most people get. I generally don't bring this question up because it's kind of weird and, well, I don't wanna come off as a psychopath or something. I still have emotions, just... not the same, apparently.

What jobs/careers do you find morally repulsive?

MLM

People who regularly drive under the speed limit and generate long lines of traffic behind them.. why? Does it not give you intense anxiety?

I drive the speed limit. Sometimes this causes some cars to be behind me. My family picks on me for driving slowly and it's a constant arguement with my wife. The truth is, I have been in 5 car accidents and spent more that $4000 on speeding tickets in my life. I have three times had to have my license reinstated. By some miracle, I have never hurt anyone. I am an outstanding driver, I will smoke you in a race, I can drive utterly plastered, I never fall asleep at the wheel...I am a "need-for-speed" level driver. But there was a point I decided it just wasn't worth it. Maybe it was driving with an infant in the car. Maybe it was all the money I have shelled out. Maybe I just got old. But, no. I don't give a shit if you are late to work. You should have left earlier. Not my problem. I drive the speed limit.

What is one thing you can’t stand about your culture?

I’m American. Enough said

What’s the dumbest thing you did so far?

This girl Debbie, she was as dumb as a box of rocks, but man she had a great body.

What do you do in bathroom except for bathing?

I do laundry, cry in the floor, my makeup

Correctional officers/prison employees, what’s your worst horror story from inmates?

Police officer here. Had a woman in custody and she was very upset about it, I can't remember what for all I recall is she was refused bail by us. She was in her cell and I look up and yep...that's hee blanket around her neck. I rush in and take it off her neck and remove it. 5 mins later I look back, now her shirt is around her neck and she's on the floor going blue, so I rush in and take that off her, with a bit of a fight as well. As I chuck the short in her property I look back and now her pants are around her neck. For FUCKS SAKE. in again, fight with her and I cut off the pants and get out of the cell again. I go to call my sgt and explain what I am dealing with and as the phone is ringing I look back and now her bra is around her neck. This time I smack the duress alarm to get a female officer here and we fight with her and cut the bra off her neck. Before we could even leave the cell, her underwear is off and she is trying to tie them around her neck. Like... For FUCKS SAKE. Again? We take those off her and think.... Well... At least shes got nothing else to hang herself with....right....right?! 10 minutes later I look back in the camera and this bitch has tied her fucking HAIR around her neck. I rush in and go to cut the hair off as she is throwing haymakers at me....the safety knife is gone, the female officer mustn't have put it back where it belongs and this woman was now blue. I had no choice, I tried to drag her by her arms legs anything but she was flailing around and kicking and scratching and biting and like she was REALLY FUCKING BLUE now, moments away from death so I did the only thing I could. I dragged her by her hair to the knife in the office and cut all her hair off. She lived. Once all the drugs she was on wore off she didn't try any more...not that she could. Last I saw her she was looking healthy. Seems she's been off the gear for some time.

What’s a fuck you in particular moment you’ve experienced?

have a friend who was gonna hang out with me, canceled and said “my other friend is having a sleepover”

What are the things you learned in school and are completely unnecessary after you grow up?

After thinking about it, nothing is unnecessary for me. No, I don't do homework problems every day or anything like that. No, I don't *apply* the literal knowledge directly, but more indirectly. A lot of information carries knowledge beyond face value. The Pythagorean theorem isn't just a memorization of a^2 + b^2 = c^2 , but a declaration of a relationship between any two corresponding characteristics and its subsequent behavior. Integrals and derivatives are all about understanding the concept of change and total volume of outcomes, which helps you understand more physics / chemistry / thermodynamics, which helps you understand why certain billion dollar capital ventures are scams and why certain public policy decisions and environmental efforts are actually counter productive. Literature isn't something that teaches you to be a pretentious book snob. It teaches you how to identify the use of different persuasive techniques, and additionally, *when they're being used in real time*. The understanding of two subjects often emerges new subjects. Mastery of literature + math = helps you better identify fallacies and bad conclusions. Mastery of physics + social studies/history helps you see human activity as nothing more than a thermodynamic system of guaranteed waste and inefficiencies. Idk; I'm not good at explaining things. Knowledge has been useful for me, not because it's given me $1 million or anything like that, but because it helps me understand my environment / other people better.

When You Think of American Samoa, USA, What is the First Thing That Comes to Your Mind?

Go, land crabs!

What is the best website or app that you use to read free manga?

Buy your manga. There is no real free legal manga website. Pirating it just feeds the cycle of books not getting official releases because the target audience has already consumed the whole thing online for free.

If you had a super human ability to negatively effect a person's life in minor ways, but no one would ever know it was you you caused it, jow often would you utilize it, who would you most like to utilize it on and what sort of things would you do?

Politicians. I would give them instant diarrhea.

What videos/podcasts do you listen to that you would want to share?

The only true answer is Bill Burrs Monday Morning Podcast (or the Thursday one, where hes just checking in on ya). Ive been listening for over ten years and its still amazing. Watching him get to where he is now has been an interesting ride

Question: What’s your favorite amusement/water park?

Boring answer, I know, but I'm a sucker for good old Disneyland. That's the one I grew up with. Where else in the world can you get a $9 churro in 1987?

What's in your closet that you don't want anyone to see?

Me?

What are the incidents of crime that have disappeared from the news, but keep popping up in your tnoughts?

Panama Papers

What's some food that smell incredibly good but taste absolutely awful?

Most coffee smells waaay better than it will ever taste

What PG cartoon show would you want to see made into a R rated show?

Ed edd n eddy on the town.

What illness is relatively minor but still freaks you out every time you get it?

Headache

What is the worst way to waste one's day?

worrying the day away

What are actually good products that you can buy on Wish.com?

GOOD Products and wish.com normally don't go together lol

What's the minimum wage in your country?

Differs by province. My province is $15.20/hour

what is the reason that a post has been removed here?

The answer is literally always that it breaks a rule. Or automod has a hateboner for your post.

What animal should exist but doesn't?

dodo, does this count? it did exist but then people were responsible for what killed all of them off.

Who is a hot person/character that you stopped liking because of their personality?

Brie Larson.

What do you think about the blind and deaf woman quitting the Olympics?

It’s fucked up that she can’t have her mother as her eyes and ears to help her navigate the craziness that is the Olympics. I’m pissed off that nobody is standing up for her. It’s another case of someone’s special needs being completely ignored by the establishment. It’s completely embarrassing that this conversation has to happen. And while I’m venting, why the fuck is Japan and the IOC holding the games…when they can’t even let a few extra people in to ensure the health/well-being of ALL athletes? Fuck anybody that’s preventing athletes from competing by denying them aides they need to be safe and healthy.

What iconic TV show or movie that is always hyped up have you never seen?

I’ve never seen the princess bride and my friends tell me “it shows”

People who don’t tip, what is your reasoning?

I don't live in the USA

How did it feel like, the first time you saw a homeless person as a kid?

Why would I remember that? would be well over 30 years ago.

Your dog has the ability to vomit gold doubloons but its bad for their throat to do it. what do you do?

Go to see the vet

What is the best thing that has ever been put into your mouth?

Banana Puddin'

Do women think about past exes even when they in happy relationships ?

Sometimes. Sometimes you're thankful to them for the lessons, sometimes you're thankful to them for a sweet relationship that didn't really work out for whatever reasons, sometimes you're thankful to them for the friendship you both shared. Sometimes you talk trash about them. So... Sometimes.

People who tried psychedelics for the first time, what's your story?

Felt like Alice in wonderland, then on a different planet, legit saw a unicorn, and then a massive space demon war. Was mind blown.. Can't have your first trip again

Whats in the bag that is closest to you ?

a fleshlight

If American socialists/communists like socialism/communism so much why don’t they just move to China?

For the same reasons Americans who want religion enshrined in laws don't move to Yemen.

What is your favorite music videos?

virtual insanity

What is your best comeback to win any argument?

your moms anus is looser than your wifes but that has nothing to do with how wrong you are

Will you be watching the Olympics? Why or why not?

No because I am not interested

when you enter school. you see stalin. hitler. and mao dancing along with 7 student. how do you react?

i make a mental note to ask my doctor to up the dosage on my meds. they're clearly not working.

What is your buy it once and it will last a lifetime product?

Condiments. They are such a trap! I think 180% of the space in my fridge is condiments.

What is the kind of food that reminds you of home ?

Tomato gravy.. my Daddy would make it for me for my birthday... I miss my Daddy