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What’s a fun hobby that’s cheaper than most might think? | Minding your own damn business. Also, journaling. |
Who is the Most Badass celebrity? | Nick Offerman |
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done in your life that you suggest someone else also does? | OP's mum |
A time traveler from the distant future appears in front of you and says "show me the best and worst thing about the world today." What do you show them? | Humans |
What do you do for your at home hobbies? What do you spend your free time doing at home? | Spreading hate on Twitter |
Girls, do you like when men cat-call you? | NO. NO. NO. WHY WOULD WE LIKE IT |
What was the most suprising moment of your life? | Getting pregnant with my daughter after I had already had my tubes tied |
People who buy merch from Youtubers, why? | Whilst I've never bought any merch, how is it any different than any other merch?
Why do people by shoes by brand x, or clothing lines run by music celebs, etc. |
Only wrong answers, what does bezos use to shave his head? | His razors are made from the bones of dead Amazon workers |
Long distance relationship, apart from good morning message and asking if they had food, what do you ask them daily to show that you really care? | tell me everything about your day |
What's better hot weather or cold weather and why? | Cold weather. You can always put on more layers but you can only take off so much. |
Why are you unhappy/happy? | genes I'm guessing. Heard that people are born with a predisposition to some level of happiness, meaning some will require less or more to be happy
my mind should be trying to punish me for not acquiring allies via loneliness, but so far can't say I felt it, maybe it'll trigger eventually. Guess that makes me less evolved (allies are needed for survival and reproduction) yet happier |
what are some best games to play if you loved the witcher and red dead? | The Witcher 3 and Red Dead 2. |
What's your craziest memory with your sibling? | Spinning a padlock on the end of a length of steel cable and accidentally hitting them in the head with the swinging lock. So glad it wasn't more serious, I could have accidentally killed them. |
What's a gift to give to someone so they would never talk to you again? | Something of theirs, stolen many years ago. Teddy bear for example. |
what is the most expensive thing you own and would your life change a lot if you didnt have that? | My house, and I would be homeless without it. |
You are given 1 billion dollars to quit your job dramatically, how would you do it? | I give my boss a dildo and say, "Here's my letter of resignation." |
What’s your best “for fuck sake” moment? | having a crush on a girl for most of secondary school, finally getting the courage to ask her out in year 11. Her saying she'd meet me after school. Me getting all excited thinking we were going on a date.
Met her, she told me to follow her, took me somewhere nice and quiet... told me she had recently decided she was a lesbian, and left. |
Which historical event happened completely differently from what they write in textbooks? | Almost all of them, history is written by the Victor's not the losers.
One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist. |
What is the maximum number of citizenships a person could get (and which ones)? | I have a passing interest in this and sometimes try to imagine different scenarios like this in my head, but not well versed enough in nationality law to know the answer.
Imagine this tho: a British-Irish dual national and a Canadian-Australian dual national have a kid in a country like the US which has jus soli. That's 5 just from birth ffs, then image they get naturalised in a country which doesn't require them to renounce any of their previous citizenships and there's 6. |
Is math something that humans created or something we discovered? Is looking at reality mathematically an accurate representation of how things work? | I think math is a little bit of both. There are fundamental laws of the universe that can be explained with math, but we created the way we interpret and interact with it. |
What's something that used to make you happy until the internet ruined it? | LIFE. |
What is your pet peeve? | When people in front of me walk so slow that I scuff my shoes behind them |
Why watch porn when you have god? | God doesn't make me cum. |
What is the perfect temperature to keep your house at throughout the entire year? | 69/70 |
What’s the best movie you saw at a cinema? | Avengers: Infinity War. The movie was pretty good but the crowd that was there too see it was next level. People were screaming and cheering for everything that happened and it made the movie much more exciting. |
What is something you currently want to quit your job over? | Nothing, being a consulting detective is my passion, nobody is over me, I don't charge clients, they keep coming, keeps my days always different and interesting. |
What is the worst food combination you have ever eaten? | anytime there’s any sort of pepper involved |
[Serious] What are some things you wish people weren't so open about? | Sexuality. What you do behind close doors with another consenting adult is none of my business. It wont make me like you any more or less knowing whom you prefer. |
What are some of your biggest insecurities? | That no matter how I lock my house up, LPL will still get in. |
What are good crime youtube channels like JCS? | kendall rae |
What is the most pleasant non-sexual, non-drug experience a human can have? | Taking a big poop |
What do YOU do while people are singing “Happy Birthday” to you? | I smile awkwardly |
How have you dealt with aging parents who need outside help (visiting nurse/home health aides/homemakers) but won’t accept it? | Funny this question popped up when it did. My grandma is 93, and I’m one of her legal guardians (I share the power of attorney with my sister and mother), and despite the fact that she really needs to be in a nursing home, she refuses to be. She lives with my parents at the moment, however she’s currently in hospital for some issues, and my parents are getting her evaluated by the social workers at the hospital for their professional opinion, as she was hallucinating the other night and my parents are reaching a point where they can no longer fully take care of her. Due to lockdowns and rising numbers in my area, I’m not allowed to visit either to help out.
My advice? Next time they are in hospital, request a consult from social workers to see what is required in terms of long term care. They may tell you that certain care is required and no longer optional, and your parents may be forced to accept it. It’s unfortunate, but it’s what’s best for them. |
Those who work 60+ hours every week. How do you do it? | I only give 40 hours to my day job. The rest is my side hustle. |
People talk about movies and TV shows that came at the “right moment”, but what movies or TV shows hit at the “wrong moment” for you? | Space Above and Beyond. It was a military science fiction show from the 1990s. It was a good show overall but it didn't do very well. |
Video Game programmers. What are some inside secrets we do not know? | We hate gamers and savor their tears of butthurt entitlement. |
What song always cheers you up? | Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra |
There is zero chance that ALL your firmly and dearly held beliefs are true. So, which of your beliefs are most likely to be wrong and which are most liable to be true? | Is this a hypothetical or are you trying to state a fact? |
Till date which is the worst back-stabbing incident you have experienced at your work place? | My boyfriend decided to apply to my place of work, they allowed couples to work together as long as they both were qualified and would behave accordingly. I suggested he apply, and I even put in a good word for him. I was hoping he’d get my job and I’d get moved to a higher position in the other building. I was qualified and had been working there for a while. I wouldn’t be in charge of him but I’d work along side of his boss. Instead they hired him for the higher up position and he took it despite not knowing anything about the products we make while I do. I’d complain about my job to my boyfriend outside of work where he turned around and told my boss and others he worked with about it. He even told them I was looking into other jobs! I got fired and he soon after broke up with me because he wanted to date someone “who was successful like him. Not someone who had to depend on him while they sat around jobless or in a low wages job” WHAT??? |
To people who are excessively empathetic, how do you deal with it? | Bad ... I mean surround yourself of people who stay positive, that helped me. |
If you could bring into existence one non-weapon item from any fictional universe, what would it be and why? | Any character creation tool in any MMORPG. |
What is your most embarrassing moment in school? | Middle school: me, unironically pretending to be a squirrel on the school yard. |
Who Is The Single Most Important Person In Your Country’s History? | I'd say it is a tossup between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Simply put, without those two men, America doesn't exist today |
What should you do if you’ve forgot your money at the restaurant? | tell them. offer to leave identification while you fetch it. some may also take your mobile as token. |
What is worst love advice you would like to give? | Always ask him or her where they are going every time they make a move. |
What musician do you automatically skip when you hear them on your music app? | Dave mathews band |
Which fact blows up your mind whenever you think about it? | We could get hit by a black hole going 99% of light every second without ever kbowing or having known. |
People that have been to an open mic, did the audience laugh? | Yeah, I killed it |
What's the most awful, regrettable, or destructive thing you or anyone else you know or know of has ever done, simply acting on a spur of the moment impulse or recklessness? | A guy I was friends with in highschool got drunk, went over to his ex girlfriend's house, had sex with her 13 yo sister (we were 18 at the time) and sent pictures of her genitals to his entire contact list on snapchat. We didn't stay friends for much longer. |
What are the most corrupt business in the world we should all be aware of? | “Charities” |
With Jeff Bezos’ most recent comments amidst everything else, why do you continue to buy from Amazon? | Well Amazon in my experience is thus far the best online shopping site in my country.
No going through hoops to get a replacement product
Cheaper than the other sites most of the time
And their delivery is and packaging is better than the rest |
Two part question: 1) who do you feel is the president of the United States? 2) who won the election? | Stupid fucking question time. |
Which is the best Sci-fi Movie ever? | Ima go with Aliens. |
Americans in the midwest, what would you describe as a filling meal? | Chicken Fried Steak with gravy, mashed potatoes and a sweet tea. |
What is your dream job and why? | I don’t dream of labor. |
What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child? | Neither. You would not exist. |
Those who have had to give 24hr care to a family member for a period, in what unique ways did you keep enough cash flowing to sustain yourself? | Looked for items l had that l could sell, like l sold collectors items/memorabilia on eBay, clothing on Mercari, tools & kitchen items on marketplace.
I also looked for ways to stop spending, like l canceled cable (didn't have time for tv) & all little extra things that add up, Hulu, Netflix, amazon prime, etc. And then just started it back up later. I ate cheap, nutritious foods. |
Who was your childhood bully? Where are they now? | It was a Ethan and why the hell would I know |
Why do you have foot fetish? | I don't think there is a "why" to people having fetishes or sexual preferences on an individual level. We are born liking what we like.
If we could choose what we are attracted to and not attracted to, I am sure the world would not have much of a problem with pedophiles or rapists. |
Why doesn’t she love me? | Because it's obvious that you don't love yourself. |
What job or career isn’t worth the stress? | Anything in retail |
What colors represents a culture to you? | Orange.
For Dutch culture it has to be orange. |
What is best moment of fun at work? | Clocking out |
What makes your favorite movie your favorite movie? | No Country For Old Men.
The dialogue. There's little to no music in the entire movie, just well-crafted dialogue. Really puts you inside the heads of the characters. |
If aliens asked you, "Take me to your leader," to whom would you take them and why? | “You’re looking at them.”
Why not. |
You realize you are Covid-positive on the morning of your wedding. What do you do next? | I would postpone my wedding. I’m not going to put my guests at risk. |
What’s something that’s socially unacceptable to joke about, but really should be? | Pretty much every topic deemed “offensive”
Jokes are jokes. If you’re hurt by a joke then don’t listen to it again, simple. Just because something doesn’t align with your sense of humor doesn’t mean it’s a completely off limit topic for everyone ever. Weirdos |
How far can we travel in space? | About a lifetimes worth. |
If your country hosted the Olympics today, what would be the theme song? | party in the USA |
What album can you listen to without skipping a song? | アリアノート by ちいたな on spotify. For some reason, I like all the songs in the album |
Do you believe generations (Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, etc) really have a collective personality / general outlook? Why or why not? | On the individual level no, people are too different. But every generation has to deal with their unique problems and opportunities, and they can look back at previous generations for ideas of what to do or not to do. |
What is a sexual kink or interest you have that you want to tell people but are too afraid to admit? | holding hands *before* marriage |
What is your code of life ? | _"All lives end,_
_All hearts are broken._
_Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock."_
**Mycroft Holmes - BBC Sherlock** |
What are the pros/cons of space tourism? | Pro: it's fun for extremely rich people.
Cons: space travel is inherently dangerous, I guess. But so is car travel, I guess. |
If you could be the best in the world at one thing, what would you choose? | Lying, because then you're the best at everything |
What's the worst thing a girl ever said to you? | laughed in my face when being asked out and made a snide comment about how did i ever think i could get someone like her which made all her friends laugh as well. there was more but i stopped listening as left the area. |
Why didn't you raise your hand when you knew the answer to your teacher's question? | Because I don't give a fuck about the stupid class. |
What’s a lesson you learned the hard way? | Wash your hands throughly after cutting hot peppers. Especially before going to the restroom. |
What are some good questions to ask during dates that would ideally break the ice and help you assess if you match on your needs/wants from a relationship? | “So, that Hitler guy had some interesting theories, right?” |
Who's your favourite person and why? | Me |
Conservatives and Democrats, what are things we can agree on? Not just politics, on anything, life, love, movies, music ect. [SERIOUS] | Conservatives are to liberals as Republicans are to Democrats. |
What was your Call of the Void experience like? | My father-in-law used to live in a penthouse condo in Denver. it was on the 15th floor. It was a corner unit and the balcony wrapped around the entire unit. I would always sit up there and the urge to jump was so strong. I sat on the edge of the concrete railing one day with my feet dangling off the edge and I really felt that I would do it.
I was going through some rough things back then. |
What is a secret that your only confortable sharing anonymously? | Hardly anyone's truly anonymous fam. I ain't going anywhere near this even with a throwaway. |
What is the worst situation you’ve found yourself in as a result of a pet? | Roomba. Puppy potty training failure. Shit everywhere. |
What is a mundane thing that happened to you today? | Overheard a Starbucks barista say “expresso”
Why is there not a large font warning about this on the cover of the Starbucks employee handbook. Coffee is your entire job. |
What secret could ruin your life? | Wouldn't you like to know weather boy. |
What are your most effective ways of "killing two birds with one stone" when it comes to time management and multitasking? | The MOST effective way is not to try. Study after study has shown that multitasking doesn't work and ends up with bad results. So the most effective thing is to manage time so you can effectively focus on an individual task and complete it before tackling the next one.
When that is impossible due to other people's demands, I take time when it is available to set up shortcuts and rules in Outlook so I can quickly and easily prioritize and categorize jobs. If there is anything that can be automated I will allow the tools to do their work at the same time I'm doing the things that require a human behind the wheel. |
People who had sex with an animal, what did it feel like? | Your mom was alright I guess |
what's the most BS plot armor you have ever seen ? | Somehow, Palpatine returned. |
What's something cool if you're good at it, but un-cool if youre really really good at it? | Playing video games against your friends. |
What did your parents seriously overreact to? | Getting pregnant. I was 22, married & living on our own with good jobs. |
What is something that’s expensive but shouldn’t be? | Healthcare |
What is the strangest/most unsettling thing you discovered while exploring your family tree? | My grandmother shot her self when my dad & aunt were 5 & 2 because my grandpa left to be with another woman that he is still with today but cheats on her too.. the whole time.
Dont get me started on my moms side. |
You are stranded on a deserted island with the last YouTuber you watched. Who are you stuck with? | The Internet Historian.
Can't think of many people I'd rather be stuck with. |
Why would someone grow poison ivy in their garden? | Keeps the meth heads in check. |
Has anyone taken the wrong medication on accident? If so, what happened? | I was once working in a clothing store in college, I had a headache so my boss gave me what they thought were two Tylenol but were two 10 mg hydrocodone they had from a surgery. Like when I had my wisdom teeth out they only had me take 1 of those at a time. I was really high in the back just touching cashmere sweaters and zoned out. |
What is the last concert you went to? | Korn, in February of 2020. And it was good. So good I'm still using one of the photos as the background for my keyboard. My SO has always had a natural knack for photographing concerts and that last one produced some of the best shots he's ever taken. |
Have you ever had your bathroom door lock break so that you cant open it, and since you have no friends or family in the city you cant call for help and you are to embarrassed to call the police or something since you have no clothes on and plus you look ugly as hell , if so . What do you do? | this is very specific.... you good?
can you break the door down somehow? |
What product have you purchased that you love so much, you can’t help but tell other people about it? | A comfortable fishing kayak. I get to put food on the table, experience deep nature, see amazing wildlife, and de-stress huge-time in places where there's not another human within miles. Have even anchored and had naps in it.
It's food for my soul man. |
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