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What was the weirdest job you've ever had?	Butterfly caretaker
If god gives you the choice to trade someone dead with someone alive who would it be?	logan paul for genghis khan pretty un-balanced i know, but you didnt talk about any rules
What is the scariest thing that has happened to you?	When I was 12 my father is murdered.
Ugly guy that have gf, how?	Date blind chicks.
What is your deepest darkest fantasy that you would never admit to?	It’s impossible, but: Threesome with young Faye Reagan and Alexandra Daddario.
What’s better than the other, KFC or Taco Bell?	taco bell if you're looking to cleanse your insides of everything
What makes you optimistic about our future as humans?	There will be less of us, if this shit keeps up.
What's a food combination that sounds gross but tastes suprisingly good?	peppermint stick/candy cane and pickles
What reposts are you the absolute sickest of seeing over and over and over...?	“What are you attracted to in a person?” or anything along those lines
Why can't we end world hunger?	There's no profit incentive. God, I wish that were a joke.
What’s the scariest book (fiction or non-fiction) you’ve ever read? [serious]	a book called “The Ghost of Crutchfield Hall” by Mary Downing Hahn. my elementary school was full of her books and i think that’s what started my horror obsession.
What's wrong with people trully?	I think it is caused by constant outrage culture and widespread social media use. And don't call me Trully.
"Empowering women" in some context ALWAYS amount to weakening men in the same context. Why?	Not necessarily. If we were truly equal, we would never have to empower anyone.
People who don't live in Canada or US, would you want to live in either country? Why or why not?	No thanks, I like to visit North America and will do again, but wouldn’t want to live there.
You've just broken out of the matrix, and now you're looking through the source files. Right under Matrix.exe is a text file called README. What's written in it?	A link to a Rick roll video
What's something that's a flex for you but completely useless for the rest of the people?	I drink enough water everyday
What stereotype do you wish people would stop pushing?	"men don't have feelings"
Which hit song really shouldn’t have been a hit?	That fucking song that goes "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no." I hate how popular that was/is.
What YouTube parody video is actually better than the original music video?	Amish paradise - weird al, is better than Gangsta's paradise imo
What if the events of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actually happened in real life? What would be different in the world?	We would not be nearly as obsessed with violent cults as we are now (Manson family). Furthermore, Roman Polanski's life would be MUCH more complicated.
If you started an Only Fans site and you made all your money showing off your most random skill, what would your subscribers see?	Subscribers would pay to see me fuck my life up in more exotic and interesting ways each week
You have a single word to erase from existence. What do you do to cause the most chaos?	The.
If you were to redesign the wedding ceremony, what would it be like?	I'd redesign it in a way that it becomes normal to not spend a fortune for 1 day of your life. Not sure how I'd go about it, but that's what I'd do. It's completely OK to have a wedding that doesn't take years to pay off.
How do you act when you are angry?	just bottle that shit up inside
Oh man, you got turned into pure electricity (like Jamie Foxx). However, you’re sentient. Where do you go? What do you do?	I use my new state of physical being to power Lovense vibrators and squirting dildos on xHamster
(Nutritionists or anyone close) What is one thing that everyone needs to stop consuming and the one thing people should start consuming?	Stop consuming: Sugar Start consuming: Bofa
If you had 24 hours to acquire $10,000, legal or illegal, how would you acquire it in the fastest way possible?	Take out a loan
What have you learnt about yourself during lockdown?	I hate people, I'm fine without them
Do you think there should be an individual wealth cap, why or why not? If yes, how much should one person's wealth be capped at?	No. If you have the knowledge and capability to make bank then go for it
What simple thing did your SO do that made you feel really loved?	He went to the hospital with me. That felt moe intimate than anything else. I was declared healthy and afterwards we had cake and tea in the cafetaria and it was all good.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?	As a teen I got diarrhea on New Year’s Eve while I was commuting home and ended up shitting myself on the main road and had to sit down near a bank until my mum came to get her shit covered daughter
People who wear prescription glasses, what was it like to get your glasses and how did you feel about having to wear them consistently now?	It’s comfortable to see honestly it’s been about 16 years since I’ve started wearing glasses everyday and I feel naked without them
Ladies, is 6 1/4" length and 5 1/4" girth, how do you enjoy this size... Is it good? Bad? Meh?	don't be too desperate now OP
What is the best name for cat?	Mike meowski
Which Conspiracy Theory do you LEAST want to be true?	Lizard People, Hollow Earth, Fake Moon Landing where does one even begin....
What is the best music from a film?	Star Wars I - VI ost The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
What is your opinion on the recent billionaires with their space travel endeavours?	The travel itself isn't what is concerning to me. It's more the privatization of space travel that is concerning. If space really is our future (exploration and potentially colonizing) I think it's worrisome that a company would be in charge of that. Being that it would be a "highest bidder" scenario. At the same time, the government has kind of dropped the ball. So I'm glad these companies are here to pick up the slack and I understand they could potentially "sell" their progress and information to government later. I just find it odd that tech companies have suddenly shifted their focus to space exploration. Like... Why? What do they know that has inspired it, that we don't?
Since 50% of today's marriages break up, what would be an appropriate form of relationship that is not definite, but still official?	Marriage, since it isn’t definite but is still official
What’s the worst way a celebrity has ruined their career?	Murdering his ex-wife.
Why do you think links for telehealth appointments typically come last second?	I don’t know, but from working at an internship from the other side all I know is that it’s a rule.
Have you ever had sudden deep realizations? If so, what were they?	Last night I realized I'm a twisted disaster of barnacles.
What is the biggest secret you are keeping from your partner?	What I'm getting him for his birthday.
What incident was funny but shouldn't be?	The Great Emu War.
What's the first video game you ever played ?	I think it was minecraft
what if there was spelling bee for adults?	I'm pruty sur I'd winn.
People who have worked in a motel/hotel what is the weirdest or most disturbing thing you have seen?	I had a customer who was staying at my hotel that was so inebriated that he could hardly walk or speak. He came into our restaurant when I was doing room service and food service at the same time. He ordered his dinner then realised he was too drunk to eat it in our public restaurant. He approached me and said “hey I can’t fucken eat this up here I need someone to take it to my room”. I replied saying ok no problem I will see if I can get someone to take it to your room. His reply was thank you but you know I’m being a cunt so call me cunt. I said obviously I can’t call you cunt but I will organise your meal to your room. So I organised the meal which wasn’t really a big deal. I went out to the dinning room and informed him it wasn’t a problem. His reply was ok if you can’t call me cunt you have to call me Mr Cunt. So just to appease him I said ok. His reply was no say “ok Mr cunt. So I agreed and said “ok Mr cunt” So I got his meal took it to his room and knocked on door. He opens door I said here’s your room service meal. He said unless you call me Mr cunt I’m not taking it. He started laughing like a crazy person. So I said here’s your meal Mr Cunt. He was so happy he tipped me $20.
What bothers you about the way it is and is widely accepted in the society ?	Smoking tobacco is so widely accepted and I have to breath that shit in.
Lots of money would solve what percentage of your problems?	Currently about 80% I'd say. I'd no doubt find more after these were resolved though.
What is in your search history ?	Warning: 18+ >!+++++++++++++++++++!<
Who’s your best friend, and why?	My dog. It may sound cliché but it’s true. I’d let entire civilisations die to protect him. He has saved my life by just existing.
If you had the chance to visit another planet in our solar system (and come back alive). Where would you go?	Uranus
Delta variant cases are rising. Do you think we’re going to go back to tier 1 after summer? What do you think the chances are that we shut down to the Delta variant cases rising?	Since you're using the tier system I assume you mean the uk. I don't think we'll ever go back into the same level of lockdown, considering how long people have been waiting for freedom day. In addition, deaths are at an "acceptable" level despite having infection rates like January was.
What things that we do now will people in the future look back and be appalled by?	Letting people die in the street when there’s enough food to go around. Letting people dienof preventable and treatable illnesses. Allowing corporations to monetize basic necessities.
What is the craziest natural disaster you’ve experienced?	Being born
What would the internet be like if there was no anonymity?	Facebook
How do you call your grandmother?	Ouija board
Which law of physics saved your life?	Gravity
Which is that one site everyone should know about ?	theuselessweb.com
What other movie plot points aside from Star Wars' "No, I am your father" became a huge surprise when it first came out in theaters?	Without even leaving Star Wars land, there's the Luke-Leia revelation from Return of the Jedi.
What are some examples of the worst parenting you’ve ever seen?	When I was a kid I made a friend, we were both the 'weird kids' in our class so it was more of a forced friendship than a natural one, but we got along. I went to his house one day after school and his mother was a big fat woman, took up a whole armchair. Sat in the dark, chainsmoking, watching shit tv. Horrible lady. Only really saw her as we walked past the door on the way to his room to play. Apparently we were making too much noise though, and she heaved herself out of the chair and came to yell at him and she said the phrase, during her rant, "I wish it had been you that died, not your brother". He was born a twin, but his brother had died soon after birth. As an adult now, I guess she had some major mental health issues with the loss of her other kid or whatever, but even as a kid I knew how fucked up this was. I was a military brat and this was pre-internet so I lost touch with him soon after and don't even remember his full name to trace him now, but I do often wonder how he got on in life hearing shit like that.
Using only movie titles, how would you describe your sex life?	Home Alone
What’s a song that saved your life?	Stop Drop and Roll if you're on fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Z6XFLEHkA
Without saying what the category is, what are your top ten?	1. Never 2. Gonna 3. Give 4. You 5. Up 6. Never 7. Gonna 8. Let 9. You 10. Down
If you could marry literally any girl in the world without forcing her, who would it be?	Someone better say me
What's something you never used and got rid of, but ended up needing soon after?	Computer parts or cable's. Have a box of computer cable's and next thing I know I will get rid of some of the cable's. Next thing I know. Man I could really use a long USB cord. What did I through away. Long USB cord.
What is it called when a statement is seemingly profound as it combines two opposing ideas?	Paradox?
What is your favourite game?	Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars
What is the song that you can keep playing over and over ?	A good song never dies
What are the best insults that don't attack the targets appearance?	"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
What’s your regret of the day?	Getting out of bed
what musical artist needs more recognition?	Bryon McCain
What is something most use on a daily basis that will be obsolete in 25 years?	A wallet with cash and all different kind of cards in it. More and more stores and banks are changing their physical cards into digital ones. So you can just use your phone. The same goes for cash money. It's being used less and less and the number of stores not even accepting cash money are increasing too.
You just commit Murder and the police are after you! Where would you go and how would you get there?	Hide at the nearest police station
How does one become a puppet billionaire?	When a rich daddy puppet and a mommy puppet love each other very much…
Which female “vocalist” has the most beautiful voice?	I still adore Amy Lees voice from Evanescence. I've sort of (but not really) outgrown the music, but there's absolutely no questioning her voice.
What is the most traumatizing thing you’ve seen on the News?	The 2nd plane going into the tower on 9/11.
What food names sound like medical conditions?	Spotted dick
What sleep position do you find the most comfortable?	69
What are some false rumors that ruined a person’s life?	all the victims of false rape claims
What song never fails to boost your spirit?	Everything is alright by Motion City Soundtrack
How do you interpret dreams of dead grandparents?	Don't interpret it, just remember them.
Some people like to assume they are the same place, so what are the differences and/or similarities between the US and Canada?	The number of school shootings
Which is your Favorite Pokémon and Why?	Magicarp just because everyone disagrees and then he fucking turns into a sea monster
What are the best movies to watch with girlfriend ?	Backdoor Sluts 9
How do you people cope up with loneliness?	Music
Pineapple buns? Scalloped potatoes? What foods have a misleading name?	Shit on a shingle
What is the biggest bruh moment that you have witnessed with your own eyes?	When people take of the mask to sneeze or cough bc they don't want the inside of the mask to be "dirty". LIKE??? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF USING A DAMN MASK IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THIS STUPID? AFRAID IT'S GONNA GET DIRTY? GET A NEW DAMN MASK!!
What if all the richest people on Earth are trying to get off the planet because they know something we don’t?	Well if that's the case Jeff Bezos is going to have to do a lot better than 15 minutes or whatever. Seriously, where are you going to go?
What is your most creative way to get around the “only three wishes” rule from a genie?	Wish for more genies.
If you find out that you’re dying tomorrow and there’s no way to stop it, what are you doing today?	Ghosting my day job, putting my notes in order, updating my will, and saying goodbye to my wife.
What is your worst roommate horror story?	I had a roommate who subletted her room while she went on a work term. The guy who took her room was super nice at first. The we started noticing money missing from our rooms, our friend left her camera at our house after a party and it went missing as well. Then our landlord contacted us saying we weren't paying the full rent. He had told our roommate he would pay the landlord directly, but told the landlord that she would pay him. After this happened me and another roommate went to his place of work to ask him about it. When we got there we found out he didn't work there, never had. Then a friend sent us a post about him on this website that trashes trashy people. It basically said he was a compulsive lier and thief who squatted in places. We put all his stuff in trash bags and put it outside and told him to fuck off. It was night when he came back and he asked if he could just come in and shower and sleep and he would be out the next day. It seemed reasonable so we let him back in. Then he refused to leave. Then my roommate (who subletted the room to him) sent her racist dad to our house at 6am to physically remove him. It escalated and got physical and was actually really scary.
You check your bf or husband phone and notice he visited porn sites, do you divorce him, break up with him, why?	If you did either, you an insecure MFer for real
For those of you making above 6 figures (USD), how do spend most of your money?	I barely scrape 6 figures including my side business and my 8-5 job, but: Invest half, live on 40k/yr so I can retire by 50.
Without writing the title, what is your favorite movie or show?	The one where the monk falls in love with an eskimo and saves the world with her, her brother, a blind girl, and some guy that tried to kidnap him
[Serious] What are some of the best jokes you have heard?	How am I supposed to answer this and not break the rules of a serious tag?
Waiters/food servers, do you like when customers try to make polite small talk?	Yes for sure, as long as I'm not super busy. Definitely beats having a rude customer.
Does someone know how to NOT wake up with the face bloated and greasy?	Stop eating shit food. Drink more water
Those of you that have been homeless, how did it happen? If you were able to get back on your feet what helped the most?	House fire in 2010, lost everything. We lived in our car, traveling until we found jobs. We worked opposite shifts so we could be with the kid. We took him to the free zoo, the park, on hikes, on "adventures". He doesn't remember living on the car and being homeless. He remembers the fun we had. Anyways, I worked Walmart Deli, took food home to eat, saved all our money to put back. Met a guy at Walmart, had a cheap house FSBO. We put money down into that, transferred Walmart jobs to the town with the house, locked in a HOUSE with a YARD. Slowly but surely worked on the house...cleaned it, added a toilet, put in water and electric lines, added a shower... Made it a HOME with a YARD. The seeds from flowers and plants we had collected on our adventures we planted, made the yard gorgeous and stand out. Cleared out the crappy shed that was falling down, used the materials to make a greenhouse. Bought seeds, made a garden. Found a job as CNA about 2 blocks form the house... My job sponsored me to get my education. Worked at Walmart til I got my CNA license...worked CNA, made more money, went back to school.... 11 years later I own my house and car, I'm a registered nurse, we e have a pool, the yard is my own little slice of paradise with a frog pond full of frogs and toads that come back every year. We have butterflies, pollinating wasps, bees. We have a registered pollinator garden. No debt, no credit cards, good credit. Go on vacation twice a year. We did it.
Non native German speakers, what’s your favorite German word?	Antibabypillen
What is the stupidest superstition you have heard?	Zodiac signs

What was the weirdest job you've ever had?

Butterfly caretaker

If god gives you the choice to trade someone dead with someone alive who would it be?

logan paul for genghis khan pretty un-balanced i know, but you didnt talk about any rules

What is the scariest thing that has happened to you?

When I was 12 my father is murdered.

Ugly guy that have gf, how?

Date blind chicks.

What is your deepest darkest fantasy that you would never admit to?

It’s impossible, but: Threesome with young Faye Reagan and Alexandra Daddario.

What’s better than the other, KFC or Taco Bell?

taco bell if you're looking to cleanse your insides of everything

What makes you optimistic about our future as humans?

There will be less of us, if this shit keeps up.

What's a food combination that sounds gross but tastes suprisingly good?

peppermint stick/candy cane and pickles

What reposts are you the absolute sickest of seeing over and over and over...?

“What are you attracted to in a person?” or anything along those lines

Why can't we end world hunger?

There's no profit incentive. God, I wish that were a joke.

What’s the scariest book (fiction or non-fiction) you’ve ever read? [serious]

a book called “The Ghost of Crutchfield Hall” by Mary Downing Hahn. my elementary school was full of her books and i think that’s what started my horror obsession.

What's wrong with people trully?

I think it is caused by constant outrage culture and widespread social media use. And don't call me Trully.

"Empowering women" in some context ALWAYS amount to weakening men in the same context. Why?

Not necessarily. If we were truly equal, we would never have to empower anyone.

People who don't live in Canada or US, would you want to live in either country? Why or why not?

No thanks, I like to visit North America and will do again, but wouldn’t want to live there.

You've just broken out of the matrix, and now you're looking through the source files. Right under Matrix.exe is a text file called README. What's written in it?

A link to a Rick roll video

What's something that's a flex for you but completely useless for the rest of the people?

I drink enough water everyday

What stereotype do you wish people would stop pushing?

"men don't have feelings"

Which hit song really shouldn’t have been a hit?

That fucking song that goes "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no." I hate how popular that was/is.

What YouTube parody video is actually better than the original music video?

Amish paradise - weird al, is better than Gangsta's paradise imo

What if the events of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actually happened in real life? What would be different in the world?

We would not be nearly as obsessed with violent cults as we are now (Manson family). Furthermore, Roman Polanski's life would be MUCH more complicated.

If you started an Only Fans site and you made all your money showing off your most random skill, what would your subscribers see?

Subscribers would pay to see me fuck my life up in more exotic and interesting ways each week

You have a single word to erase from existence. What do you do to cause the most chaos?

The.

If you were to redesign the wedding ceremony, what would it be like?

I'd redesign it in a way that it becomes normal to not spend a fortune for 1 day of your life. Not sure how I'd go about it, but that's what I'd do. It's completely OK to have a wedding that doesn't take years to pay off.

How do you act when you are angry?

just bottle that shit up inside

Oh man, you got turned into pure electricity (like Jamie Foxx). However, you’re sentient. Where do you go? What do you do?

I use my new state of physical being to power Lovense vibrators and squirting dildos on xHamster

(Nutritionists or anyone close) What is one thing that everyone needs to stop consuming and the one thing people should start consuming?

Stop consuming: Sugar Start consuming: Bofa

If you had 24 hours to acquire $10,000, legal or illegal, how would you acquire it in the fastest way possible?

Take out a loan

What have you learnt about yourself during lockdown?

I hate people, I'm fine without them

Do you think there should be an individual wealth cap, why or why not? If yes, how much should one person's wealth be capped at?

No. If you have the knowledge and capability to make bank then go for it

What simple thing did your SO do that made you feel really loved?

He went to the hospital with me. That felt moe intimate than anything else. I was declared healthy and afterwards we had cake and tea in the cafetaria and it was all good.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

As a teen I got diarrhea on New Year’s Eve while I was commuting home and ended up shitting myself on the main road and had to sit down near a bank until my mum came to get her shit covered daughter

People who wear prescription glasses, what was it like to get your glasses and how did you feel about having to wear them consistently now?

It’s comfortable to see honestly it’s been about 16 years since I’ve started wearing glasses everyday and I feel naked without them

Ladies, is 6 1/4" length and 5 1/4" girth, how do you enjoy this size... Is it good? Bad? Meh?

don't be too desperate now OP

What is the best name for cat?

Mike meowski

Which Conspiracy Theory do you LEAST want to be true?

Lizard People, Hollow Earth, Fake Moon Landing where does one even begin....

What is the best music from a film?

Star Wars I - VI ost The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

What is your opinion on the recent billionaires with their space travel endeavours?

The travel itself isn't what is concerning to me. It's more the privatization of space travel that is concerning. If space really is our future (exploration and potentially colonizing) I think it's worrisome that a company would be in charge of that. Being that it would be a "highest bidder" scenario. At the same time, the government has kind of dropped the ball. So I'm glad these companies are here to pick up the slack and I understand they could potentially "sell" their progress and information to government later. I just find it odd that tech companies have suddenly shifted their focus to space exploration. Like... Why? What do they know that has inspired it, that we don't?

Since 50% of today's marriages break up, what would be an appropriate form of relationship that is not definite, but still official?

Marriage, since it isn’t definite but is still official

What’s the worst way a celebrity has ruined their career?

Murdering his ex-wife.

Why do you think links for telehealth appointments typically come last second?

I don’t know, but from working at an internship from the other side all I know is that it’s a rule.

Have you ever had sudden deep realizations? If so, what were they?

Last night I realized I'm a twisted disaster of barnacles.

What is the biggest secret you are keeping from your partner?

What I'm getting him for his birthday.

What incident was funny but shouldn't be?

The Great Emu War.

What's the first video game you ever played ?

I think it was minecraft

what if there was spelling bee for adults?

I'm pruty sur I'd winn.

People who have worked in a motel/hotel what is the weirdest or most disturbing thing you have seen?

I had a customer who was staying at my hotel that was so inebriated that he could hardly walk or speak. He came into our restaurant when I was doing room service and food service at the same time. He ordered his dinner then realised he was too drunk to eat it in our public restaurant. He approached me and said “hey I can’t fucken eat this up here I need someone to take it to my room”. I replied saying ok no problem I will see if I can get someone to take it to your room. His reply was thank you but you know I’m being a cunt so call me cunt. I said obviously I can’t call you cunt but I will organise your meal to your room. So I organised the meal which wasn’t really a big deal. I went out to the dinning room and informed him it wasn’t a problem. His reply was ok if you can’t call me cunt you have to call me Mr Cunt. So just to appease him I said ok. His reply was no say “ok Mr cunt. So I agreed and said “ok Mr cunt” So I got his meal took it to his room and knocked on door. He opens door I said here’s your room service meal. He said unless you call me Mr cunt I’m not taking it. He started laughing like a crazy person. So I said here’s your meal Mr Cunt. He was so happy he tipped me $20.

What bothers you about the way it is and is widely accepted in the society ?

Smoking tobacco is so widely accepted and I have to breath that shit in.

Lots of money would solve what percentage of your problems?

Currently about 80% I'd say. I'd no doubt find more after these were resolved though.

What is in your search history ?

Warning: 18+ >!+++++++++++++++++++!<

Who’s your best friend, and why?

My dog. It may sound cliché but it’s true. I’d let entire civilisations die to protect him. He has saved my life by just existing.

If you had the chance to visit another planet in our solar system (and come back alive). Where would you go?

Uranus

Delta variant cases are rising. Do you think we’re going to go back to tier 1 after summer? What do you think the chances are that we shut down to the Delta variant cases rising?

Since you're using the tier system I assume you mean the uk. I don't think we'll ever go back into the same level of lockdown, considering how long people have been waiting for freedom day. In addition, deaths are at an "acceptable" level despite having infection rates like January was.

What things that we do now will people in the future look back and be appalled by?

Letting people die in the street when there’s enough food to go around. Letting people dienof preventable and treatable illnesses. Allowing corporations to monetize basic necessities.

What is the craziest natural disaster you’ve experienced?

Being born

What would the internet be like if there was no anonymity?

Facebook

How do you call your grandmother?

Ouija board

Which law of physics saved your life?

Gravity

Which is that one site everyone should know about ?

theuselessweb.com

What other movie plot points aside from Star Wars' "No, I am your father" became a huge surprise when it first came out in theaters?

Without even leaving *Star Wars* land, there's the Luke-Leia revelation from *Return of the Jedi*.

What are some examples of the worst parenting you’ve ever seen?

When I was a kid I made a friend, we were both the 'weird kids' in our class so it was more of a forced friendship than a natural one, but we got along. I went to his house one day after school and his mother was a big fat woman, took up a whole armchair. Sat in the dark, chainsmoking, watching shit tv. Horrible lady. Only really saw her as we walked past the door on the way to his room to play. Apparently we were making too much noise though, and she heaved herself out of the chair and came to yell at him and she said the phrase, during her rant, "I wish it had been you that died, not your brother". He was born a twin, but his brother had died soon after birth. As an adult now, I guess she had some major mental health issues with the loss of her other kid or whatever, but even as a kid I knew how fucked up this was. I was a military brat and this was pre-internet so I lost touch with him soon after and don't even remember his full name to trace him now, but I do often wonder how he got on in life hearing shit like that.

Using only movie titles, how would you describe your sex life?

Home Alone

What’s a song that saved your life?

Stop Drop and Roll if you're on fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Z6XFLEHkA

Without saying what the category is, what are your top ten?

1. Never 2. Gonna 3. Give 4. You 5. Up 6. Never 7. Gonna 8. Let 9. You 10. Down

If you could marry literally any girl in the world without forcing her, who would it be?

Someone better say me

What's something you never used and got rid of, but ended up needing soon after?

Computer parts or cable's. Have a box of computer cable's and next thing I know I will get rid of some of the cable's. Next thing I know. Man I could really use a long USB cord. What did I through away. Long USB cord.

What is it called when a statement is seemingly profound as it combines two opposing ideas?

Paradox?

What is your favourite game?

Super Mario RPG Legend Of The Seven Stars

What is the song that you can keep playing over and over ?

A good song never dies

What are the best insults that don't attack the targets appearance?

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

What’s your regret of the day?

Getting out of bed

what musical artist needs more recognition?

Bryon McCain

What is something most use on a daily basis that will be obsolete in 25 years?

A wallet with cash and all different kind of cards in it. More and more stores and banks are changing their physical cards into digital ones. So you can just use your phone. The same goes for cash money. It's being used less and less and the number of stores not even accepting cash money are increasing too.

You just commit Murder and the police are after you! Where would you go and how would you get there?

Hide at the nearest police station

How does one become a puppet billionaire?

When a rich daddy puppet and a mommy puppet love each other very much…

Which female “vocalist” has the most beautiful voice?

I still adore Amy Lees voice from Evanescence. I've sort of (but not really) outgrown the music, but there's absolutely no questioning her voice.

What is the most traumatizing thing you’ve seen on the News?

The 2nd plane going into the tower on 9/11.

What food names sound like medical conditions?

Spotted dick

What sleep position do you find the most comfortable?

69

What are some false rumors that ruined a person’s life?

all the victims of false rape claims

What song never fails to boost your spirit?

Everything is alright by Motion City Soundtrack

How do you interpret dreams of dead grandparents?

Don't interpret it, just remember them.

Some people like to assume they are the same place, so what are the differences and/or similarities between the US and Canada?

The number of school shootings

Which is your Favorite Pokémon and Why?

Magicarp just because everyone disagrees and then he fucking turns into a sea monster

What are the best movies to watch with girlfriend ?

Backdoor Sluts 9

How do you people cope up with loneliness?

Music

Pineapple buns? Scalloped potatoes? What foods have a misleading name?

Shit on a shingle

What is the biggest bruh moment that you have witnessed with your own eyes?

When people take of the mask to sneeze or cough bc they don't want the inside of the mask to be "dirty". LIKE??? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF USING A DAMN MASK IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THIS STUPID? AFRAID IT'S GONNA GET DIRTY? GET A NEW DAMN MASK!!

What if all the richest people on Earth are trying to get off the planet because they know something we don’t?

Well if that's the case Jeff Bezos is going to have to do a lot better than 15 minutes or whatever. Seriously, where are you going to go?

What is your most creative way to get around the “only three wishes” rule from a genie?

Wish for more genies.

If you find out that you’re dying tomorrow and there’s no way to stop it, what are you doing today?

Ghosting my day job, putting my notes in order, updating my will, and saying goodbye to my wife.

What is your worst roommate horror story?

I had a roommate who subletted her room while she went on a work term. The guy who took her room was super nice at first. The we started noticing money missing from our rooms, our friend left her camera at our house after a party and it went missing as well. Then our landlord contacted us saying we weren't paying the full rent. He had told our roommate he would pay the landlord directly, but told the landlord that she would pay him. After this happened me and another roommate went to his place of work to ask him about it. When we got there we found out he didn't work there, never had. Then a friend sent us a post about him on this website that trashes trashy people. It basically said he was a compulsive lier and thief who squatted in places. We put all his stuff in trash bags and put it outside and told him to fuck off. It was night when he came back and he asked if he could just come in and shower and sleep and he would be out the next day. It seemed reasonable so we let him back in. Then he refused to leave. Then my roommate (who subletted the room to him) sent her racist dad to our house at 6am to physically remove him. It escalated and got physical and was actually really scary.

You check your bf or husband phone and notice he visited porn sites, do you divorce him, break up with him, why?

If you did either, you an insecure MFer for real

For those of you making above 6 figures (USD), how do spend most of your money?

I barely scrape 6 figures including my side business and my 8-5 job, but: Invest half, live on 40k/yr so I can retire by 50.

Without writing the title, what is your favorite movie or show?

The one where the monk falls in love with an eskimo and saves the world with her, her brother, a blind girl, and some guy that tried to kidnap him

[Serious] What are some of the best jokes you have heard?

How am I supposed to answer this and not break the rules of a serious tag?

Waiters/food servers, do you like when customers try to make polite small talk?

Yes for sure, as long as I'm not super busy. Definitely beats having a rude customer.

Does someone know how to NOT wake up with the face bloated and greasy?

Stop eating shit food. Drink more water

Those of you that have been homeless, how did it happen? If you were able to get back on your feet what helped the most?

House fire in 2010, lost everything. We lived in our car, traveling until we found jobs. We worked opposite shifts so we could be with the kid. We took him to the free zoo, the park, on hikes, on "adventures". He doesn't remember living on the car and being homeless. He remembers the fun we had. Anyways, I worked Walmart Deli, took food home to eat, saved all our money to put back. Met a guy at Walmart, had a cheap house FSBO. We put money down into that, transferred Walmart jobs to the town with the house, locked in a HOUSE with a YARD. Slowly but surely worked on the house...cleaned it, added a toilet, put in water and electric lines, added a shower... Made it a HOME with a YARD. The seeds from flowers and plants we had collected on our adventures we planted, made the yard gorgeous and stand out. Cleared out the crappy shed that was falling down, used the materials to make a greenhouse. Bought seeds, made a garden. Found a job as CNA about 2 blocks form the house... My job sponsored me to get my education. Worked at Walmart til I got my CNA license...worked CNA, made more money, went back to school.... 11 years later I own my house and car, I'm a registered nurse, we e have a pool, the yard is my own little slice of paradise with a frog pond full of frogs and toads that come back every year. We have butterflies, pollinating wasps, bees. We have a registered pollinator garden. No debt, no credit cards, good credit. Go on vacation twice a year. We did it.

Non native German speakers, what’s your favorite German word?

Antibabypillen

What is the stupidest superstition you have heard?

Zodiac signs