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You can choose one character from a book or movie to pop into existence right now. Who would it be?
Cthulhu. Burn bitches
What is on top of your fridge?
Dust. Lots of dust.
What strange/weird habits do you have?
When I’m chilling in bed I have a tendency to automatically put my hand on my balls
What's a song you like of a band/singer you don't like?
I'm more of a classic and indie rock person but levitating by Dua Lipa is so damn catchy. I have no idea who she is or what any of her other songs sound like but this one is awesome.
Which country to move to? Requirements: Approx. 25c Summers with mild Winters. Lots of Sun year round. No/slight prevailing winds. Low/normal humidity. Not too many mosquitos etc.. Access to beaches and forests. Basic to intermediate English widely spoken. Which country would satisfy these needs?
The way the planet is changing, who knows?
As a child, what did you think would be awesome about being an adult, but isn’t as awesome as you thought it would be?
eating at McDonalds whenever you want. Turns out whenever I want is almost never
What is wrong with this world?
Real question is what isn't wrong
What’s the one thing you just can’t tell your partner?
Worcestershire
What's the key to happiness?
Not caring
What clothes do you want to wear to your funeral?
nothing
People with deformities, have you encountered young children who said things about it? How would you have liked the parents to handle it?
I have a deformity on my foot which is only visible if I'm wearing sandals. I've never been made to feel uncomfortable by young children - most of the time they ask why my foot is like that, I explain I was born that way, and that's the end of the conversation. I've sometimes had kids go on to talk about a birthmark or something they were born with and I'll usually say something about how we all have things that make us different from each other. Adults usually just stare but don't actually say anything out of politeness. As a result I generally don't notice when I'm being stared at in public anymore. I know my experience is very mild and I understand that someone who has physical reminders of past traumatic events may not appreciate being asked about it. I think it's important for parents to teach their children that making comments about someone's physical appearance isn't polite.
What is the tastiest fruit?
Banana
Which song explains your country really well?
Australia - Get on the beers by Mashd N Kutcher (feat. Dan Andrews)
How can you teach children the concept of privilege and empathy?
The easiest way? Always provide an example through actions.
What did you dream about last night?
Cheese
What do you do when other people don't like you?
You don't care
What are you all smoking??
That would be Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica.
What is the most disturbing/disgusting fetish you know about?
Most people think incest. I don’t think it’s that bad.
What movie did you think was scary as a child but now that you're older, you really like it/ dont think its very scary?
Jurassic park, I saw it when I was like 3 and it scared me to this day. I acknowledge that it isn't scary now, but for a while, the song alone would send me into a panic attack
What dream/passion did u pursue and fail at, and it makes u sad to think about today?
When I was in high school I really wanted to be a fire fighter. I was one for a time but in my 20s I had a bunch of close calls with losing my life and was like “ok, the pay sucks and now I have kids.” I stopped in 2014-2015ish and am happy with my decision. If the pay was better I could have seen myself staying a lot longer but even if the pay was amazing I couldn’t see myself getting back into the industry.
What’s the hottest/sexiest/most seductive thing you’ve ever experienced?
Saw a woman once
What is the most fun and unforgetable moments in your life?
I was a band geek in high school. There were about 60 kids average in the band each year while I was there. My senior year we had the opportunity to perform with a nearby university's marching band along with several other high school bands. When we arrived at the football field all of the different bands spread out. There must have been over 200 of us. It was such a rush to play along with that many people. We played a couple songs including The lion sleeps tonight. I will never forget that feeling, and the sound of the instruments specifically the trumpets.
What things are just not worth the effort?
People with drama
[Serious] What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to tell someone?
That I like to wear girls panties and crossdress. It was a serious conversation to have with a women you desire.
How has your personality had a glow up?
it’s grown so much it’s divided into two.
If someone has a disabled child (ex.downs syndrome) and don’t want to take care of them after 18 years, are they selfish? Why or why not?
Yes, because that's their child.
If you could have one cartoon animal come to life and be your pet, who would you choose?
totoro
How do you deal with being you?
Poorly
Frequent flyers, which airport is your favorite, and why?
The small ones, in small cities or remote places. In and out in no time, no long lines, no big security, sometimes hardly any security. Places like Malta.
What things people did or thought in the Middle Ages and still do today?
Kill people in the name of religion
How would you go about getting subtle, petty revenge against a boss you despise without letting on that it's you?
You can ding dong ditch their personal house, or put a flaming bag of shit on their porch thats an old classic. Other than those kinds of petty, harmless and childish things most options are better off untouched.
Why did you stop speaking with your best friend?
After graduating school we just drifted apart and I can't really explain why. We are not on bad terms and we still hear from each other on our birthdays.
What are the best jobs for people who have chronic social anxiety and depression?
night watchman
Who's your favorite superhero?
Spider-Man
You have the power to add 1 new speciality pizza to the Dominos menu. What is it?
Gummy Bear edibles.
What actor do you think gives the best blowies or handies based solely on their ability to get acting roles but their inability to act?
Sophie Turner, she definitely sucks a mean cock.
You're stuck in your choice of a Video Game forever. What's the first thing you'll do?
Rest at a bonfire and check my gear.
What is the biggest perk of not caring what people think of you?
Not caring what other people think of you
How do you keep yourself disciplined?
What works for me is this, I have just 1 goal on the list. And I am aiming for good, not perfect.
Which side of your mouth do you favor chewing on and why?
My left. It used to be my right but I got a filling on my right so I am chewing on my left now
What’s stressing you out at work at the moment?
Having a weirdo boss who likes creating crazy drama from nothing.
What if everyone's porn search history was released for public viewing?
We'd realize we're all kinky beasts and stop judging that shit so much?
What’s with all these Tik Tok troll posts?
Yeah, what’s up with that?
What has the internet taught you?
That a raccoon can fit in your arse
[Serious] People from the United States, what are some aspects of the Saudi Arabian lifestyle you actually like?
I'd like to be able to wear a robe all the time
Which Pokemon are you and why?
Garbador, cause i’m trash
What or when was a moment where you had something happen that made you really anxious, But you realize later that its all fine?
I have seizures that present as extreme anxiety. I thought I was having brief anxiety attacks for about a decade, usually sparse but several times a day during stressful life events. Eventually, I had a convulsive seizure and my girlfriend called an ambulance…. that lead to an EEG, which showed 20 something abnormal events in a day. I have focal simple partial seizures, aura is deja vu and feeling of imminent doom (anxiety) followed by brief disorientation.
What game do you hate but cant stop playing?
Life
You’re abducted and killed by aliens who put your body on display in a museum of humans. What is the realistic pose they put your body in to display an average day of your life?
r/suspiciouslyspecific
What would be the forbidden section of science, in the same way that Harry Potter sneaked into the forbidden section of the library at Hogwarts?
The applied part of eugenics.
What is a smell or a fragrance that reminds you of a loved one?
The smell of stale cigarettes in a hot car will forever remind me of my dad.
Those who were caught with their phone under their pillow as a kid, what happened?
Well, having my phone under my pillow meant 2 things: 1) No one else in the house could make/receive calls because this one was off the hook 2) Someone was probably going to trip over the stupid-long cord going from the kitchen to my bedroom. (Some people here will know what I’m talking about)
What is your experience with demonic possession?
I love Possessing people
You win 50 billion, not taxed, but you can’t win or earn any amount of money for the rest of your life. What do you do with your life ?
homie 50 billion is such a ridiculous amount that it doesn't matter if im not earning anything. i'll sleep in everyday and play video games.
What are you thinking right now?
2 hours left untill work ends, i am thinking of the burrito im gonna eat at home
You have 24 hours to live, what would you do during that time?
Cuddle my dog and tell them how sorry I am that I have to leave her.
What is the weirdest spelled word in the English language?
Queue. You have letter that sounds just right, but nope, let's throw 4 random additional letters after it, just for the laughs.
What is the skeleton in your closet?
That's just Bob. I keep telling him he can come out but he seems to like it in there.
What do you have enough money for, but not enough energy?
Going back to school or trying to improve my life in an adult manner. Work is so draining because of the constant social demands all I want to do on my days off are lay down and stare at motivational content on my phone.
What would you like in your SO that you think others of your gender would not like?
Tiny titties, and tiny ass
What gift would you most like to receive this Christmas?
A really nice pen
What do you think about the idea of a dog licence for the more aggressive dog breeds?
No. Unless you want to ensure every person with those little shitstains get licenses. The only aggressive dogs I ever meet are those small breeds. And why are they aggressive? Because their humans are idiots. They don't know how to actually control/train their dog.
What is something so confusing, you still think about it to this day?
fucking magnets, how do they work
Just re-watched Batman on Drugs for the first time in over 10 years. What is a YouTube video you fondly remember but haven't watched in forever?
Charlie the Unicorn
What is the device you are seeing this post from?
stupidphone
If you have a special needs child, it is okay to not want to be their caretaker for the rest of their life? Why or why not?
No. That is my opinion and it depends on how much value you put into accountability. The child didn’t ask to be brought into the world. Whether planned or not I believe to stick by your decisions. It may be hard and even frustrating at times but such is life. But there are good moments too. Best of luck!
What misconception have you had your whole life and how did you find out ?
I thought you were supposed to sit "backwards" on the toilet until that South Park episode
What did you learn "too late" in life?
i have to pee in the toilet
What is a mental health tip that everybody should hear?
A tiny bit of progress is better than none at all. Healing and coping isn't an all-or-nothing situation. If you're too depressed to take a shower, but you can manage to brush your teeth, great! You don't have to do the full program for it to be a success. Maybe tomorrow you'll shower instead, or you'll just freshen up at the sink. You can't manage to do a full 45 min yoga flow, but you can do the 10 min of light stretching? Great! Any physical activity is better than none. Etc.
[Serious] What’s a song lyric you treasure and why?
"the opposite of love is indifference" ("Stubborn Love" by the Lumineers) : it's painful, I've experienced it and it is pain I don't want to forget, especially when I get ahead of myself.
What is something that you had to unlearn and had success doing it?
Interrupting people.
What is your best dad joke?
i dont trust that tree over there... *it looks shady*
What are good paying jobs for 20 year olds?
In texas
What makes you you?
My hair and personality
What is the worst game you ever played?
Dozens of indie games they sorta just blend in together after awhile.
What is a coping mechanism that you do when you are depressed? Need to know, might get ideas that'll work out for me since I'm down real bad
I sometimes just sit and live it. Because to be honest when I am depressed I dont wanna do anything. But if you have things you enjoy doing in your daily life maybe you can spend time on these.
When a woman says “ I have to freshen up in the bathroom”, what is she doing?
Making sure her makeup hasn't smudged or gone wrong somehow, checking her breath, didn't accidentally drop some lettuce from her salad down her cleavage; you know... like how a guy would go and make sure there isn't spinach in your teeth or I didn't spill mustard down my shirt. OR Dunno bout you but dating makes me incredibly nervous which in turn makes me pee. So... actually using the bathroom. OR "Omg Becky this guy is a total loser, get me out of this date. Pls phone me in 5 minutes and pretend to be my mother and call me for some emergency. Like Mr. Whiskers got into a fight with a bear and needs a blood transfusion or something." OR In the case of my ex-wife, ripping lines of coke off the counter.
Why is Holistic Medicine viewed as less affective than Western Medicine by so many people?
Unless you’re deficient in a specific vitamin, it’s basically a placebo
Have you ever received an unsolicited dick pic from a stranger?
Yes. I send a horse cock and reply "mine is Bigger" ... usually does the trick
What do you do when you're not sexually satisfied in a relationship?
Maybe talk to your partner, explain why it isn't working for you, and hear what they have to say. Communication can help a lot.
You find yourself alone in a Walmart in the middle of the night, equipped with only a sharpie and a roll of duct tape. What’s the most amount of chaos you can cause in one night?
Just burn the god damn building down.
What is the best coping mechanism that you ever had?
Definitely prayer. But the God being something like the source of all knowledge and existence rather than some magic sky man that punishes people for certain identities. The millenial God not the boomer God.
What are possible video titles similar to "cutting water with a hydrophobic knife" but with "water" and "hydrophobic" changed? It has to make sense.
“Cutting children with a bread knife.”
What is the highest paying private sector job without any college?
I have made upwards of 150k a year operating heavy machinery in the mining industry, not only do i not have a degree but i have a criminal record too.
People that workout, Do you workout through soreness? If yes, what would force you to take a day off?
Yeah, all the time. I only stop if it's a sharp pain and then, depending on the severity, I'll either go with a lower weight or switch exercises altogether.
What ridiculous moment in your life feels like it could have been ripped straight from a sitcom?
When I was a kid my dad started a fire in the school library then shot my teacher in the leg and then my teacher killed my dad, who was a bad man.
You wake up in the Wild West in 1870, what do you do?
Look for Michael J Fox and a DeLorean car.
Artists who upload their work to Social Media: what can your followers DO and SHOULDN’T DO with your artwork?
DO: Use it to cut bread, foods and look cool. DONT: Stab other people with it, it’s a very bad look for me. (I forge stuff like knives and swords)
What positive thing about your country is very underrated?
Our food. For some reason, America and other countries have this stereotype that English food is bland and boring, when in actual fact we have a diverse melting pot of different cuisines and cooking styles. I think they hear 'Fish and Chips' and that sounds boring or gross to them but until you actually try a nice crispy battered fish with thick cut chips, maybe a long sausage as well with mushy peas and curry sauce you just can't envision how tasty it actually is. We also have some of the best curry houses around.
What is your opinion on the youth's Bikelife movement,involving for the most part wheeling?
You mean douchebags who ride their bicycles in large groups blocking and disrupting traffic in a dangerous manner?
What are possible video titles like "cutting water with a hydrophobic knife", but with " water" and "hydrophobic" changed? It has to be logical. ?
Cutting Protestants with a bible
What do you think you'd see in the "Mirror of Erised" from Harry Potter, which shows what you desire most in this world?
A good pen. You can't have too many good pens. I like felt tip pens, that glide, don't smear (I'm a lefty). Been writing a journal for 26 years so I'm always on the lookout for a good pen.
How good was the first hit off that joint this morning?
I dont smoke ,you shouldnt too
What would you do if you were in Mexico right now?
Eat some barbecued iguana
What were your ‘glory days’?
Now! I can only see it getting better too (touch wood)
What is your most gut-wrenching memory?
Seend some kid fky off a roller coaster. He didn't survive
What are the latest ways for get a passive income?
Buy a house or flat and rent it to some poor people
What do you do to love yourself?
exercise, try to eat healthier, taking care of my hair and skin (doing masks and so on)
What are the most unique and unusual encounters you have ever had with celebrities?
I got yelled at and given the finger by Iron Maiden because I was walking out on the sidewalk next to the venue they played a concert in, crossed an access road as they were leaving in a limo to their hotel and I was almost hit by their driver. I backed out and as they were about to turn they lowered the window and they were very pumped up and yelled at me to get out of the fucking way and flipped me. I liked Iron Maiden. I like them even more now.
[serious] What movie/show/game/item had the most hype but ultimately was the biggest letdown?
First thing that came to mind would be Cyberpunk 2077. We all know how that turned out. :/