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What porn scenario made u quit porn for a while( or forever )?
Two girls one cup
In 2021, which episode of Black Mirror are we closest to?
Iirc China has already implemented a social score to people.
What are some sayings that just don't make sense?
I could care less
How will the world change if we develop an accurate way of measuring talent?
A lot of people would lose their egos and god complexes.
What would you imagine the zombies are like in a zombie apocalypse?
I think the most accurate representation of zombies is the infected from 28 days later. But thats just my opinion. The walking dead is more of whats considered to be stereotypical zombies
How would you know if time had been altered in some way?
I have watches hidden in my home. I verify accurate time with those. Or I call the international date phone line.
Those who have been around Area 51, what did you see while you were there?
Alien orgy
What do you keep in your trunk (boot)?
My lawyer advised me not to answer this question
If you could go back 10 years and tell yourself something that’d guide you in your younger years, what would you tell yourself ?
I would tell myself to buy bitcoins then sell when it was highest.
Will we still have today’s style of nation-state countries 1,000 years from now? Explain why you think that?
Yea, because it's existed for thousands of years already, very unlikely to change. Don't get me wrong, I'm certain it'll be different types of government like entities, but yea pretty much the same.
What book helped you find meaning in life?
Oxford Dictionary
If data scientists had the ability to accurately predict who was more likely to commit crimes in the future, how should society respond to that information?
Arrest the scientists
What is something you can say you did that is so absurd people would think its a joke?
Surfed a BBQ behind a pick-up truck at roughly 60 MPH.
Will it be possible for countries to operate without prisons in the future? Perhaps a better way to phrase this, what comes after prisons?
"re-education" camps
At what age did you make your first good money?
I made those in 16.2k $ in two days. I sold 4 voxel images of my friend. One was worth a thousand dollars. We split the profit in half and it paid me $ 2,000, which is 4.5 times the average monthly salary in my country.
If you could vanquish one country off the face of the earth who would it be? And why would it be France?
James may: "This company makes a device that, when you start the car, reminds you that you're in France, and that you should drive on the right hand side of the road. However, its useless, because when you walk out of your hotel room in the morning and all your belongings have been stolen and your car is just a burning metal frame, you will know you're in France anyway:"
What's your favourite porn?
Well since your asking I like sweet corn or cream of corn
Should we terraform other planets if it means that we might be destroying undiscovered microscopic alien life? Why or why not?
Yeah if we are going to survive we are going to have to become multi-planetary. Humans kill things all the time for survival dont think some microscopic life we cant see is going to be much of a moral dilemma for us.
If the human race was put on trial by an advanced group of extraterrestrials, how would you defend humanity and argue for its continued existence?
I wouldn’t, why would you?
What’s the best type of wood?
The one in my pants.
What movie made you cry and still doing it even if you watched it so many times?
Green Mile. Everytime at John Coffey's execution.
How long before the average life expectancy on planet earth is over 100 years?
It's starting to decrease already so... Most likely never
What exactly is consciousness? Are animals also conscious?
Awareness. Yes they are, just on a lower level
What is the BEST thing about your life right now?
My partner being supportive of new goals I'm working towards.
What comes after cryptocurrencies?
Crypticurrency, where the value is hard to work out
What’s something you’ve done “wrong” your entire life that you changed after someone called you out for it?
Picking my nose. I got to my early 50s before I realised you're supposed to use a *finger!*
What’s the best thing someone ever said to you?
this ocean got hella fish. get over it go back to fishing.
Will cryptocurrencies become a common form of currency in the future? Why or why not?
Its inevitable id say. Probably not bitcoin either
What is something you would wish on your worst enemy?
I would experience the deepest, most satisfying schadenfreude if the shitstain who molested my step daughter were to lose his balls in a horrible food processor mishap.
Residents of California, what are your thoughts on people referring to the state as "Cali"?
I don’t care if someone says it.
Since there is no such thing as a true game of chance, how long will it be before AI destroys our existing gambling industry?
This is a lie. Your premise is false. There are true games of chance of course. What you are confusing is the ODDS. But having a game with bad odds that favor the house? That doesn't make something not a game of chance. It is still a game of chance, just with shittier odds than you were hoping for.
What would it be like if you looked like your avatar in real life?
I tried my best to make her look like me so it’ll be ok
What are you thinking about right now?
How I should be working on my thesis
What is your favorite drink?
Pepsi
What should be worn to a Costa Coffee trial shift?
A Starbucks polo shirt
What is the thing that scares you the most?
The fucking open sea
If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Switch James Bond's Q with Star Trek's Q.
What is the craziest thing you have found while thrifting?
Weed in a guitar
What helped you change from just surviving life, to thriving in life?
Covid. I lost job and had to come up with a whole new plan for the rest of my life. Meanwhile, I had several months off and dug deep into personal trauma and healing. I purged my house and reorganized it. I learned to cook. I started loving my life. I'm going back to university at 52 and I am really excited!
Amazon customers and employees. How willing would you be to fund a one way, one man rocket ship to the sun?
Go at night.
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Walking back after bowling
Have you ever caught a fly mid-air in your hand ? What was that like?
Holy fuck I did- Ewwww
What is the most accurate prediction of the future you have seen?
The movie Idiocracy
How did you find out the job/work you are doing now is made for you?
Because I like my free time and only work 23 weeks out of the year, 7 on 7 off with 3 weeks vacation.
What is a deeply unsettling fact that you know?
Unless you impact the the world in a major way, you will be forgotten in a generation or two.
How would you react if you found out your SO had been cheating on you with your best friend behind your back?
Shock... That someone referred to me as their best friend
What’s something you wish you could say to your customers at work?
what the hell are you doing here? this is a factory, not a store!
It's the year 2028 and the next generation of consoles are being released by Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo, what would you call them?
Nintendo Flight, Ps6, Xbox Ingenuity or Xbox Infinite
What would Gods favourite Movie or TV Show be?
Shrek
Where did knights on horseback store their shields&swords when not in combat?
…in their buccaneers! Damn, that’s the line for a different joke isn’t it.
Your username shows what you do. What is it?
spring's 4th child ?
Who is your favorite video game character and why?
Ezio from Assasin's Creed
What if you knew it was the last day we would live in this world, how or what would you do before you disappeared, do you have something to say to your family, or what?
Take a long, hot bath with wireless headphones so my family can’t fucking annoy me on my last day.
If you could bring one significant person from any big subject to show them how what they were significant in has changed, who you bring, and who would you show them as an example?
Probably someone like Alan Turing since he was basically the father of computers but never got to see their full potential
What is the most f*cked thing you saw at somebody's house?
when i was about 7 years old, my parents took me to my godparent's house. i had met these people on several occasions before and while they weren't the type of people i'd ever want to have to go live with (in the event both of my parents died) i was not AT ALL prepared for what i saw in their house. apparently my godfather was an avid hunter and there were tons of deer heads mounted on the walls in seemingly every room. but it wasn't just that. pretty much any animal you can think of that people hunt had their body parts mounted on walls or encased in some bizarre glass enclosure. the fucking centerpiece of their dining room table had some animal in it, full on taxidermy style. i had already developed a fear that my parents would die before i reached adulthood (they had me relatively late in life) but now i had this horrifying panic that i might end up in that house of death and it actually kept me up at night, worried about it.
What are movie or tv show character actions that made sense in their original airing but come off questionable or stupid now?
Literally all the decisions made by characters in Game of Thrones during the last two seasons
What are your bad experiences involving pizza?
I worked for Domino's for 5yrs!
(Sorry for strange question) Can someone help me understand what does "breedable" (like in "submissive and breedable mindset") mean😅?
Dm, don’t want to be explicit
What's the most creepiest thing you've seen that you weren't supposed to see?
I was 8 and watched my friend's Dad beating the shit out of him from my tree house. Looking back, it's no wonder he was the class clown. People loved him at school.
What is the most underrated food you want others to try at least once in their lifetime?
Extra super salty black liquorice mmmmmm ❤️
How do we, as an individual, prepare for climate change?
Keep an eye on natural disasters in different areas and figure out what to avoid. I.e., I'm \~10 yrs from an early retirement and as much as I want to, I'm not moving to FL on the pretty likely chance that most of it will be uninhabitable should I live to die of old age.
What is your definition of irony?
noun: irony the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
In what instances, or for what reasons are you smiling/laughing but not having fun?
Most social situations after a short time. I get burned out super quickly and hate smalltalk but it's rude to just leave, so got to play along...
What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve said/done?
Slapped on of my buddies really hard on the back of the head in the bathroom of a bar. He turns around and it was not my friend.
what sentence would make you a billionaire if you got a dollar each time someone said it?
"Sorry." I'll be taking all that in Canadian dollars, thank you.
Dear non americans, what do you most love and hate about your country?
I love the places here, but hate how everything is expensive with low income, everyone is racist/homophobic, and the government takes everything. (Jordan)
What's one thing you never told your ex?
That her art sucked lmao
Can the police use skin color as a valid excuse for someone looking suspicious and search them? Why or why not?
sometimes they put dye bombs that go off if you try to break into an ATM. They probably could then
To the people who record themselves crying and then post it to a social media, why?
well i only did it once because i used to have a YouTube channel where i would post videos of my first cockatiel but one day she passed away and i was just telling the people who would watch my videos why i would not be posting and than i broke down and started crying
People who have experienced both, how would you compare American fast food places to their counterparts in different countries?
When I travel I tend to *not* get fast food because I can get that back home, however: The McDonalds by the Louvre sold beer and wine, and "Frites Sauce" which was basically mayonnaise was the vast majority of what was eaten on fries. In China KFC is the most popular fast food place in a landslide. They had a lot more chicken sandwich options than in the US. In Japan the McDonalds toilets are amazing. The bathroom as a whole is tiny and cramped, just like most bathrooms in Japan, but the toilets are amazing, just like most toilets in Japan. It had a heated seat, sprayed fragrances to hide the smell, and played music to hide the noise.
Out of all the methods, what’s the best way to lose weight?
Eat less and/or exercise
What is the one movie that very affected the carrer you want to choose in the future?
The Social Network.
What have some people done that made you say "maybe it's time I end this friendship" to yourself?
Basically not caring about me being bullied
What is your very earliest memory? How sure are you that it isn't part dream?
I was 4, and at the circus with my parents. I rode on an elephant. I know it's real because years later it was confirmed to have happened by my mother.
what old video game series should get a remaster or a new game?
Knights of The Old Republic also Bully
What's the most annoying thing you've seen a tourist do?
Litter. They do it constantly by me, especially leaving dog shit around. And everywhere else I go when I AM the tourist I still see others toss their trash wherever they want.
Have we reached a point where we need to just learn to live with the variants of COVID?
Probably, in some countries anyway. New Zealand is still vibing with 6 daily cases.
You can only speak in song lyrics for 24 hours. How would a typical conversation go under these conditions?
The songs I listen to have no lyrics so I guess I’m going mute
Those who were caught with their phone under their pillow, what happened?
What's wrong with having your phone under your pillow?
what is something you recently realized you’ve been doing incorrectly your whole life?
Existing
Who is the best singer with a not-so-great voice?
I don't think Ed Sheeran has a very good voice in classical singing terms. He makes up for it with his song choices and I think he's written a lot of songs that make sense for his style rather than being a particularly fantastic technical singer.
What is that one pet peeve you have with a friend or family member, even though you love them with all your heart?
General mentality of "im older so I know what you do" to the point that my job is even being meddled with despite them being unqualified. But I sure as hell will kill a man for my parents
What made you start to realize that there was something seriously wrong with our world?
Trump becoming president.
What are good reasons / excuses to hang up on anyone one is related to?
Bad reception
What is the most unjustifiably expensive thing?
Insulin.
You’re now the main character of the last movie/TV show you watched. How differently would it be or would you do everything similar?
I'm being beaten by my viltrumite dad
What is a song lyric that had a profound impact on your life?
So i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
Who out here loves their job? What do you do and why do you love it? Does it provide for a good quality of life?
I’m an OR nurse. My job is to scrub in on surgeries and assist the surgeon during the procedure. I love it because I always wanted to be a nurse but I have a slight stutter so talking and interacting with patients during nursing school was always hard. The patients would pick up on my stutter and some of them would mimic me trying to be funny but it always made me sad. All I could do was fake laugh and move on though. I didn’t know how I was ever going to be a nurse if patients made fun of the way I talk. I found my love for being an OR nurse during my Med-Surg rotation in nursing school. The patient I take care of is under anesthesia so they can’t hear me talk or make fun of my stutter lol. Win-Win. And it does provide a good quality of life I made a decent amount doing it.
Everyone has that one teacher in school or college that they disliked. What did yours did to make you dislike them?
My fifth grade art teacher, refused to believe I was colorblind.
What did you do for your 21st Birthday?
I got kicked out and forced to live with my.sister where she took advantage of my good nature and made me take care of her child for the first 4 years of her life.
What’s your favorite Mario and Luigi villain?
Fawful
How does one know when they're gonna breakdown and go insane?
If you can tell a difference in how you’re thinking and feeling, now is the time to get help. People often ignore the signs that lead to mental breaks. Once it happens there may be no recovery, and people may be hurt or worse. Usually starts with stress, then escalates into thoughts you wouldn’t normally have. If you can recognize that you’re not acting yourself it’s wise to seek counseling immediately to stem it before it gets worse.
To those who have accidentally raped someone, what went wrong?
how do you "accidentally" rape someone
What songs from the last ~20 years will still be popular 200 years from now?
Never Gonna Give You Up
Jeff Bezos could afford to fix several international problems but he decided to use that money to go to space with his brother, should he be allowed to come back to earth. why or why not?
It’s his money and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Whatever happened to that quiet kid in school?
He’s now a Medevac helicopter pilot (me).
People who eat pizza with pineapples, what are funny reactions from other people?
nobody cares, its just a thing the internet thought was cute to pretend to care about.
why...? when...? where...? what...?
Who…?
What is a small decision you made that has had a large impact on your life?
I decided to visit my friend over Christmas break instead of spring break. I ended up meeting my husband on that trip! We are from different states in the USA, and we met in my friend's hometown in Mexico.
What's your guilty pleasure?
picking scabs. it hurts so good