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What is something you absolutely hate that others do?	talk to me.
What is something you absolutely hate that others like?	Sports. Not the act of playing them, but the ridiculous industry that’s been built around them.
What do you think is the worst thing that can happen to a person?	Losing all hope is the absolute worst.
What is wrong with gay masochistic hippopotamuses?	Face sitting is lethal for them.
What is edible but should never be eaten?	Everything is edible... There are just some things you can't eat more than once.
Scientists upload your mind into a full functioning humanoid robot and proceed to kill you. In what way does that grant you immortality?	It is an extension, and if the 'bot can be maintained ( civilization becomes sustainable ) then it might be a sort of 'personality survival'. If the scientists save a bit of DNA, if becomes possible to clone my old body. My body and personality survive, even if in separate containers.
What is your opinion on glow in the dark egg fluid?	Prolly better than glow-in-the dark sperm fluid.
People in the airline industry- Now that travel has become more frequent around the globe, what can we do to make your lives simpler and easier right from checking in all the way to landing?	Don't act like a jackass so the flight attendants won't have to deal with your BS.
What is the best pick up line?	I’ve got a dick and a knife, and one of them is going inside of you. Your choice
Who/what is the public enemy #1 right now?	People that refuse to get vaccinated. International Olympic Committee. James Spears.
What's the best drinking game you've ever played ?	I like playing this game where I drink water each time I get thirsty
What actor/actress would have been better to portray a character than the original?	'A Walk Among the Tombstones' with Liam Neeson and "Jack Reacher' with Tom Cruise came out about the same time. Jack Reacher is supposed to be a 6" 6' linebacker type and the hero of 'A Walk...' is an average size guy. My personal choice for movies that need to switch actors.
Who put on the best concert of the last 25 years?	The Flaming Lips
How would you rank the harry potter movies from best to worst and why?	That's too much work :( I'm really lazy
People who've have crazy stalkers, what were they like?	As opposed to the sane stalkers? It doesn’t even take that much. Just a little stalking can make you miserable for months.
With all of the billionaires flexing on us with spaceflights, what role will you prepare for in a future society where the rich live in space and the regulars live on earth?	Space pirate
Amazon workers whats the worst thing that happened to you on the job?	Had to spend hours in a warehouse doing a low-wage job while my boss flew into space wearing a cowboy hat in his own rocket .
What band are you most excited to see now that they're touring again?	Well, if and when the come to America again, it would be Amon Amarth (which I would bawl my eyes out in excitement) or Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats. My top two bands I desperately want to see.
What is the most embarassing moment in your life?	19 years old. Sitting on the sofa with a new girlfriend, lights dimmed, soft music playing, wine glass in hand. I suddenly flinch but slightly. Girlfriend looks me in the eye, tilts her head to one side and gives me a suspicious look and asks “did a moth just fly in to your mouth!?” The large moth exits my mouth as I say “no”
What is the best line to seduce Hermione from Harry Potter?	say leviosa properly
What's the best way to end a awkward silence in a conversation?	Fart a juicy one.
You are being attacked by the army of the undead. Only your avatar can save you. How?	I have no fucking idea
What it feels like when you have the ability to help anyone in need around the world?	Don't know. My name is not Jeff Bezos.
For those of you who watched Cosmic Sin on Netflix, what did you think of it?	Actually bad
What do you guys consider to be the BEST ANIME EVER?	Cowboy Bebop
The devil loans you $10,000 interest free but with the condition it is paid back 6 months. You can only keep legal profit you make from it. Default and he takes your soul. What do you do and how much do you make?	Only 10k and I only have 6 months? Im just putting that in a savings account and giving it back when I can lol. 10k isn't enough money to guarantee any substantial investments within such a short time frame. Even if you put it in an ETF or in stocks there's no guarantee at all you'll make much profit in 6 months time.
What part of the world should you visit before it’s too late?	Scandinavian mountains or Fjords in Norway. I’d die gladly die there.
What was your first ghost encounter?	I was taking a leak at an ex’s parents house. There was a toothbrush that was propped on a tube of toothpaste so that the bristles weren’t touching the tray it was sitting on. While peeing I noticed,out of the corner of my eye,it slid off and landed flat right beside the tube of toothpaste. I looked over and didn’t think much of it because there were kids running around in the house until a few seconds later when it slid back up into its original position
What's the funniest lie you believed as a kid?	It was more a lie I told myself, but for years I just sort of assumed that anything automatic (doors, traffic lights, sinks) just had a camera with a man in an underground room nearby watching the feed and pressing a button to activate it. (this was ages ~3-6)
What are your relationship dealbreakers?	her saying, that she misses her ex. I don’t wanna be a replacement for her rebound.
What song has been stuck in your head the last few years?	Psycho Killer
For men! Would you date an overweight girl, why or why not?	In my past I did. I never let things like that prevent me from asking someone out.
What is your number one pet peeve?	Ads and interruptions.
What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child?	Technically if my current parents didn't make me they wouldn't be my current parents, so I technically am still the child of both my mom and dad
What kind of people never got bullied?	The kind that punch back.
What is your "Why the f*** do you not know that" moment?	When someone asked me if they could eat a raw vegetable
Death is at your door. He has given you opportunity for one last deed, good or bad. What are you doing?	Just let me die already geeze
What secret war is currently raging in your hobby/fandom that the rest of us are blissfully unaware of?	A short while ago, the biggest WoW streamer jumped ship to Final Fantasy 14 after years of hearing good things about it (and due to WoW's general and consistent decline in quality over the last decade or so). His move seems to have sparked a general exodus of WoW fans, such that the servers aren't equipped to handle it. And we're seeing massive queue times to access the game due to the hordes of WoW refugees. Meanwhile, other WoW streams seem to be trying to capitalize on the event by polarizing their audience and making themselves the face of 'anti-FF14' blasting the game at any excuse they get to try and court WoW fans who are annoyed by the shift towards F114 streams. It's a very strange little culture clash going on. Also: FF14 is better than WoW. Deal with it.
What historical person known as "good" were actually terrible people?	Literally everyone.
Are you a morning masturbator, a night time one, or just whenever you feel like it?	when ever the mood strikes me
What has randomly disappeared in your house?	My father
What “wholesome” thing annoys the hell out of you?	SBSJSBSHSS UR AMAZING QUEEN UWUWUWOWOWO
If u r given to chance to live in any anime world, which one will u choose and as which character?	mushoku tensei, i would be reborn as myself
What are things that make life worth living when you are unsure it is?	Finding a passion. Doesn’t matter what it is, but something you enjoy doing. Not for work or as a “side hustle” but something that is because you enjoy it. Can be reading, tinkering, video games, art, tabletop gaming, whatever. As simple or complex as you want. As an example, look at [this guy](https://youtube.com/c/JellesMarbleRuns). He races marbles on sand tracks, and has a whole Grand Prix he does for them, with different teams and backstories. He would probably be doing so even if he didn’t have a YouTube channel. Or [this guy](https://youtube.com/c/baremetalHW). He restores and repaints vintage hot wheels, and would definitely be doing so even without a channel. These things are passions, but to an outside observer they’re both a little silly. But also, who cares? You do you, especially if it feels like it gives you some purpose
What's a not so fun-fact about animals?	Duck rape is common and often violent
What's your most offensive joke ?	= CAUTION - DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED = What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year old girls? >!There's twenty of them.!<
Which mobile game do you think is the best?	Cats are liquid: A better place.
What's the Closest You've Come to Dying?	Take your hand out of your underwear and jerk it to unicorns like a normal person!
How accurate is the PCR test in identifying the presence of COVID-19?	[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7457918/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7457918/) &#x200B; Essentially its hard to quantify without standardised methods, and during a pandemic its hard to conduct full investigations when resources are somewhat tied up in other matters
Who (what) is dumber, Siri or Alexa?	Neither is dumb. Alexa is polite and can do lots of stuff and is helpful. Siri is an asshole with an awkward sense of humor and some sort of weird social problem. I have amazon and apple stuff.
What's your favorite pasta sauce?	Alfredo
You are a modern-day Vampire. Instead of sucking blood with your teeth to eat and stay alive, you have to touch, eat, or drink another random object with another part of your body. What would be the most awkward or inconvenient method of surviving these days?	Having to suck the juice from fruit or veg into your butt hole
What are some great but also cheap date plans(for inside and outdoors)?	Picnics. Mini putt. Home movie night.
why did the divorce happen?	Because cutting the head off another wife was just too much bother for him.
How do you treat people who have different opinions/views to you?	I respect people’s differing opinions and ask them questions.
How does Jeff Bezos "Best day ever!" spaceflight fit in with Amazon's "Climate Pledge"?	It's easy, Amazon's "Climate pledge" is fucking bologna and we can't rely on or even mildly trust capitalism to save the environment
what was your biggest "oh no!" moment today?	I ran out the house with my phone, keys, wallet... got to the elevator and was like "oh no, forgot my mask"
People in long relationships/married, do you masturbate? How often? What does your loved one think about it?	I couldn’t imagine thinking that a relationship meant I couldn’t masturbate.
Which song(s) makes you cry in happiness during travel or when you're alone?	Listen, i know it's weird. For me is Burzum - Dunkelheit. I love black metal and it just hits the right spot you know.
What are you currently doing, and what are you actually supposed to be doing?	crying in bed but I should be crying in the shower
What did your grandparents always tell you?	"They're just boobs, stop being so American". Context: My mother immigrated from England just before I was born. My grandmother, when at the pool, or the backyard, or the beach, or, well seemingly anywhere would just pop down her top to sunbathe her boobs. I would get embarrassed, this was always her reply.
What’s one thing you’re grateful for in 2021 so far?	I know it says "one thing" in the post, but I have two: my girlfriend and my motorcycle (got both around the same week this year)
What's the best way to keep your pets from waking you up in the morning?	If they wake you up in the morning usually it's because they need something
Whats your worst childhood trauma you still remember?	I skinned my knee. Still remember the pain.
why did you cheat on them?	because they were cheating and making fun of my straightforwardness first.
People who’ve “paid it forward” for another person, what did you do?	When people’s cards decline I offer to pay all the time, which is like once a week
What is the dumbest thing you thought as a kid?	Being an adult is fun
People who love your career, what do you do and why do you love it?	I love it because it gets me out and traveling and meeting new people and going to new towns and cities and I love to drive. I drive a box truck for a construction company, do maintenance on our vehicles and equipment too
Astromech pilots of the Zardant system, what was your most daring mission?	When I was ordered to infiltrate the Argomezic Empire and seduce every one of their Sacred 100 Blushing Virgins.
What's your best job/career advice?	Turn up on time, work hard and remember to maintain a decent work life balance.
Couples who have partners with ADHD. What are some ways that you show up and are there for/help/support your partner?	She left me
What dinosaur do you think should have been in the original Jurassic Park film?	I just wish they'd used Deinonychus in place of the velociraptors in the movie.
If you could be a ruler for an ancient civilization, which civilization would you choose?	One with nice weather.
When you arrive to your vacation destination, do you unpack, or do you live out of your suitcase/ duffle bag mess while you're there?	Duffel bag all the way
What is a movie you haven’t watched in a long time that you would like to see again?	this aint hairy potter XXX
What’s something you know is true, but you just can’t prove it?	when my girlfriend asks what i’m thinking about and i reply with “nothing”
What is good and bad about having a sister?	The worst thing is certainly being seen as someone she can tell anything to. All I hear is how my 15 year old sister gets consistently stared at by 60 year old men or touched in uncomfortable places by boys her age. She also tells me how she gets called a slut, whore, ugly bitch etc whenever she rejects a guy. Considering she’s 15 and that I’m a guy, I’m absolutely disgusted. To say the least.
Who’s the person you would kill someone for to keep them safe?	My girlfriend, we've been through a hell of a lot together
Where do the socks go in the dryer?	Round and Round. In my experience, though, most of them that get lost never actually make it to the dryer, and fall into that little crack between the two machines.
How would you quit a habit you know is bad for you, but you don’t care about because you have the mindset of “Id rather enjoy a shorter life than live to 100 years old”?	Consider that you might not have to live in a hospital for the last 10 years of your life (however long that may be) if you clean up a bit? Dunno, that worked for me.
When has fighting against authority worked for you?	All my life mate. Never kiss the boot.
Whats the first thing you do when you get into a new hotel room?	Lay on one of the beds.
Was there ever a time when nothing existed or has something always been in existence? Thoughts?	There wasn't time before there was stuff, so something must have always existed for entire duration of time to exist.
A thousand years from now, which things will be possible and which ones will not?	I don’t think we will ever be able to transplant our consciousness into something else, like a machine or another body. I think we will have interplanetary travel by then and sustainable housing schemes on other planets. It’s hard to say the way technology is advancing.
what were your first kiss like ?	It was beautiful. We were in a gazebo overlooking a sunset. I shooed away an annoying friend of mine who was heckling me because I wanted to share that meaningful moment alone with my girlfriend. I remember saying to her "it's like this sunset was meant for us" It was such a positive social experience for both of us and I remember being psychologically transforming for days afterword. It was amazing for both of us. Being 12/13 at the time.
Whats a great food combination no one talks about ?	Black eyed peas and sauerkraut and sausage
What's something that nobody expected to be worth a lot of money?	Bitcoin.
Where does the “future” go after we experience it?	Into the past.
What says “I love You” to you?	The little things.
What is the most random things you've laughed at?	Fart burp
Which Cartoon character would have the most difficult time surviving today in the real world?	Sponge Bob, real world sea creatures eat sponges for breakfast.
American workers, what are some of the conditions you are forced to endure at your employment?	5 10-18 hour shifts per week. Showed up at 930 pm with the expectation of going home at 730 am. Would often be mandated to work thru to 330 pm. One hour commute each way. Average hours per week was 80. Job was working with active members of the Bloods, Crips, Dead Man Inc, Black Guerrilla Family, MS13, and other smaller gangs. Doing that while getting maybe four hours sleep a day drive me to the mental ward. After waking up at a stop light with only my foot on the brake stopping me from drifting asleep into six lanes of traffic, I gained a lot of weight because I would load up on sugar and caffeine to try and stay awake. This made it impossible to sleep. So by the end, I was getting like eight hours of sleep across four or five days working 18 hour shifts with two hour commutes. And the place didn’t bat an eye when I quit. I was the fifth person to quit that week and I quit Wednesday morning after I was released from the mental hospital.
parents of children who have cheated on their SO, how did you react when you found out your childwas cheating on their partner?	It's none of my business. So, I waited for them to talk to me.
What do y'all think is the best country to move too?	Any Scandinavian country.
What's your most traumatizing dream ever?	I was about 6 years old, we had just gotten our first dog and she was sleeping with me in the bed. I had a nightmare that i dropped her by accident and she shattered like a porcelain doll, and we had to throw her pieces in the garbage can. I woke up and saw her sleeping next to me and started crying. I still think about that to this day.
What ingredient is overused in cooking?	Garlic, intentionally. Nom nom.
How could you explain to someone if they asked "what is REDDIT?"	Porn, pet pics, and stupid questions
What is the best prayer song ever?	Amazing Grace
What non-food items can be ingested in an emergency to avoid starvation?	Crocs can be boiled
What philosophy, concept, famous thinker or quote helps you get through tough times?	“Suicide is never the answer…. It’s the question and the answer is yes” Just makes me laugh and forget my problems and no I don’t find suicide funny it’s just a joke

What is something you absolutely hate that others do?

talk to me.

What is something you absolutely hate that others like?

Sports. Not the act of playing them, but the ridiculous industry that’s been built around them.

What do you think is the worst thing that can happen to a person?

Losing all hope is the absolute worst.

What is wrong with gay masochistic hippopotamuses?

Face sitting is lethal for them.

What is edible but should never be eaten?

Everything is edible... There are just some things you can't eat more than once.

Scientists upload your mind into a full functioning humanoid robot and proceed to kill you. In what way does that grant you immortality?

It is an extension, and if the 'bot can be maintained ( civilization becomes sustainable ) then it *might* be a sort of 'personality survival'. If the scientists save a bit of DNA, if becomes possible to clone my old body. My body *and* personality survive, even if in separate containers.

What is your opinion on glow in the dark egg fluid?

Prolly better than glow-in-the dark sperm fluid.

People in the airline industry- Now that travel has become more frequent around the globe, what can we do to make your lives simpler and easier right from checking in all the way to landing?

Don't act like a jackass so the flight attendants won't have to deal with your BS.

What is the best pick up line?

I’ve got a dick and a knife, and one of them is going inside of you. Your choice

Who/what is the public enemy #1 right now?

People that refuse to get vaccinated. International Olympic Committee. James Spears.

What's the best drinking game you've ever played ?

I like playing this game where I drink water each time I get thirsty

What actor/actress would have been better to portray a character than the original?

'A Walk Among the Tombstones' with Liam Neeson and "Jack Reacher' with Tom Cruise came out about the same time. Jack Reacher is supposed to be a 6" 6' linebacker type and the hero of 'A Walk...' is an average size guy. My personal choice for movies that need to switch actors.

Who put on the best concert of the last 25 years?

The Flaming Lips

How would you rank the harry potter movies from best to worst and why?

That's too much work :( I'm really lazy

People who've have crazy stalkers, what were they like?

As opposed to the *sane* stalkers? It doesn’t even take that much. Just a little stalking can make you miserable for months.

With all of the billionaires flexing on us with spaceflights, what role will you prepare for in a future society where the rich live in space and the regulars live on earth?

Space pirate

Amazon workers whats the worst thing that happened to you on the job?

Had to spend hours in a warehouse doing a low-wage job while my boss flew into space wearing a cowboy hat in his own rocket .

What band are you most excited to see now that they're touring again?

Well, if and when the come to America again, it would be Amon Amarth (which I would bawl my eyes out in excitement) or Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats. My top two bands I desperately want to see.

What is the most embarassing moment in your life?

19 years old. Sitting on the sofa with a new girlfriend, lights dimmed, soft music playing, wine glass in hand. I suddenly flinch but slightly. Girlfriend looks me in the eye, tilts her head to one side and gives me a suspicious look and asks “did a moth just fly in to your mouth!?” The large moth exits my mouth as I say “no”

What is the best line to seduce Hermione from Harry Potter?

say leviosa properly

What's the best way to end a awkward silence in a conversation?

Fart a juicy one.

You are being attacked by the army of the undead. Only your avatar can save you. How?

I have no fucking idea

What it feels like when you have the ability to help anyone in need around the world?

Don't know. My name is not Jeff Bezos.

For those of you who watched Cosmic Sin on Netflix, what did you think of it?

Actually bad

What do you guys consider to be the BEST ANIME EVER?

Cowboy Bebop

The devil loans you $10,000 interest free but with the condition it is paid back 6 months. You can only keep legal profit you make from it. Default and he takes your soul. What do you do and how much do you make?

Only 10k and I only have 6 months? Im just putting that in a savings account and giving it back when I can lol. 10k isn't enough money to guarantee any substantial investments within such a short time frame. Even if you put it in an ETF or in stocks there's no guarantee at all you'll make much profit in 6 months time.

What part of the world should you visit before it’s too late?

Scandinavian mountains or Fjords in Norway. I’d die gladly die there.

What was your first ghost encounter?

I was taking a leak at an ex’s parents house. There was a toothbrush that was propped on a tube of toothpaste so that the bristles weren’t touching the tray it was sitting on. While peeing I noticed,out of the corner of my eye,it slid off and landed flat right beside the tube of toothpaste. I looked over and didn’t think much of it because there were kids running around in the house until a few seconds later when it slid back up into its original position

What's the funniest lie you believed as a kid?

It was more a lie I told myself, but for years I just sort of assumed that anything automatic (doors, traffic lights, sinks) just had a camera with a man in an underground room nearby watching the feed and pressing a button to activate it. (this was ages ~3-6)

What are your relationship dealbreakers?

her saying, that she misses her ex. I don’t wanna be a replacement for her rebound.

What song has been stuck in your head the last few years?

Psycho Killer

For men! Would you date an overweight girl, why or why not?

In my past I did. I never let things like that prevent me from asking someone out.

What is your number one pet peeve?

Ads and interruptions.

What if our parents never met and married different people? would we have been our dad's child or our mom's child?

Technically if my current parents didn't make me they wouldn't be my current parents, so I technically am still the child of both my mom and dad

What kind of people never got bullied?

The kind that punch back.

What is your "Why the f*** do you not know that" moment?

When someone asked me if they could eat a raw vegetable

Death is at your door. He has given you opportunity for one last deed, good or bad. What are you doing?

Just let me die already geeze

What secret war is currently raging in your hobby/fandom that the rest of us are blissfully unaware of?

A short while ago, the biggest WoW streamer jumped ship to Final Fantasy 14 after years of hearing good things about it (and due to WoW's general and consistent decline in quality over the last decade or so). His move seems to have sparked a general exodus of WoW fans, such that the servers aren't equipped to handle it. And we're seeing massive queue times to access the game due to the hordes of WoW refugees. Meanwhile, other WoW streams seem to be trying to capitalize on the event by polarizing their audience and making themselves the face of 'anti-FF14' blasting the game at any excuse they get to try and court WoW fans who are annoyed by the shift towards F114 streams. It's a very strange little culture clash going on. Also: FF14 is better than WoW. Deal with it.

What historical person known as "good" were actually terrible people?

Literally everyone.

Are you a morning masturbator, a night time one, or just whenever you feel like it?

when ever the mood strikes me

What has randomly disappeared in your house?

My father

What “wholesome” thing annoys the hell out of you?

SBSJSBSHSS UR AMAZING QUEEN UWUWUWOWOWO

If u r given to chance to live in any anime world, which one will u choose and as which character?

mushoku tensei, i would be reborn as myself

What are things that make life worth living when you are unsure it is?

Finding a passion. Doesn’t matter what it is, but something you enjoy doing. Not for work or as a “side hustle” but something that is because you enjoy it. Can be reading, tinkering, video games, art, tabletop gaming, whatever. As simple or complex as you want. As an example, look at [this guy](https://youtube.com/c/JellesMarbleRuns). He races marbles on sand tracks, and has a whole Grand Prix he does for them, with different teams and backstories. He would probably be doing so even if he didn’t have a YouTube channel. Or [this guy](https://youtube.com/c/baremetalHW). He restores and repaints vintage hot wheels, and would definitely be doing so even without a channel. These things are passions, but to an outside observer they’re both a little silly. But also, who cares? You do you, especially if it feels like it gives you some purpose

What's a not so fun-fact about animals?

Duck rape is common and often violent

What's your most offensive joke ?

= CAUTION - DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED = What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year old girls? >!There's twenty of them.!<

Which mobile game do you think is the best?

Cats are liquid: A better place.

What's the Closest You've Come to Dying?

Take your hand out of your underwear and jerk it to unicorns like a normal person!

How accurate is the PCR test in identifying the presence of COVID-19?

[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7457918/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7457918/) &#x200B; Essentially its hard to quantify without standardised methods, and during a pandemic its hard to conduct full investigations when resources are somewhat tied up in other matters

Who (what) is dumber, Siri or Alexa?

Neither is dumb. Alexa is polite and can do lots of stuff and is helpful. Siri is an asshole with an awkward sense of humor and some sort of weird social problem. I have amazon and apple stuff.

What's your favorite pasta sauce?

Alfredo

You are a modern-day Vampire. Instead of sucking blood with your teeth to eat and stay alive, you have to touch, eat, or drink another random object with another part of your body. What would be the most awkward or inconvenient method of surviving these days?

Having to suck the juice from fruit or veg into your butt hole

What are some great but also cheap date plans(for inside and outdoors)?

Picnics. Mini putt. Home movie night.

why did the divorce happen?

Because cutting the head off *another* wife was just too much bother for him.

How do you treat people who have different opinions/views to you?

I respect people’s differing opinions and ask them questions.

How does Jeff Bezos "Best day ever!" spaceflight fit in with Amazon's "Climate Pledge"?

It's easy, Amazon's "Climate pledge" is fucking bologna and we can't rely on or even mildly trust capitalism to save the environment

what was your biggest "oh no!" moment today?

I ran out the house with my phone, keys, wallet... got to the elevator and was like "oh no, forgot my mask"

People in long relationships/married, do you masturbate? How often? What does your loved one think about it?

I couldn’t imagine thinking that a relationship meant I couldn’t masturbate.

Which song(s) makes you cry in happiness during travel or when you're alone?

Listen, i know it's weird. For me is Burzum - Dunkelheit. I love black metal and it just hits the right spot you know.

What are you currently doing, and what are you actually supposed to be doing?

crying in bed but I should be crying in the shower

What did your grandparents always tell you?

"They're just boobs, stop being so American". Context: My mother immigrated from England just before I was born. My grandmother, when at the pool, or the backyard, or the beach, or, well seemingly anywhere would just pop down her top to sunbathe her boobs. I would get embarrassed, this was always her reply.

What’s one thing you’re grateful for in 2021 so far?

I know it says "one thing" in the post, but I have two: my girlfriend and my motorcycle (got both around the same week this year)

What's the best way to keep your pets from waking you up in the morning?

If they wake you up in the morning usually it's because they need something

Whats your worst childhood trauma you still remember?

I skinned my knee. Still remember the pain.

why did you cheat on them?

because they were cheating and making fun of my straightforwardness first.

People who’ve “paid it forward” for another person, what did you do?

When people’s cards decline I offer to pay all the time, which is like once a week

What is the dumbest thing you thought as a kid?

Being an adult is fun

People who love your career, what do you do and why do you love it?

I love it because it gets me out and traveling and meeting new people and going to new towns and cities and I love to drive. I drive a box truck for a construction company, do maintenance on our vehicles and equipment too

Astromech pilots of the Zardant system, what was your most daring mission?

When I was ordered to infiltrate the Argomezic Empire and seduce every one of their Sacred 100 Blushing Virgins.

What's your best job/career advice?

Turn up on time, work hard and remember to maintain a decent work life balance.

Couples who have partners with ADHD. What are some ways that you show up and are there for/help/support your partner?

She left me

What dinosaur do you think should have been in the original Jurassic Park film?

I just wish they'd used Deinonychus in place of the velociraptors in the movie.

If you could be a ruler for an ancient civilization, which civilization would you choose?

One with nice weather.

When you arrive to your vacation destination, do you unpack, or do you live out of your suitcase/ duffle bag mess while you're there?

Duffel bag all the way

What is a movie you haven’t watched in a long time that you would like to see again?

this aint hairy potter XXX

What’s something you know is true, but you just can’t prove it?

when my girlfriend asks what i’m thinking about and i reply with “nothing”

What is good and bad about having a sister?

The worst thing is certainly being seen as someone she can tell anything to. All I hear is how my 15 year old sister gets consistently stared at by 60 year old men or touched in uncomfortable places by boys her age. She also tells me how she gets called a slut, whore, ugly bitch etc whenever she rejects a guy. Considering she’s 15 and that I’m a guy, I’m absolutely disgusted. To say the least.

Who’s the person you would kill someone for to keep them safe?

My girlfriend, we've been through a hell of a lot together

Where do the socks go in the dryer?

Round and Round. In my experience, though, most of them that get lost never actually make it to the dryer, and fall into that little crack between the two machines.

How would you quit a habit you know is bad for you, but you don’t care about because you have the mindset of “Id rather enjoy a shorter life than live to 100 years old”?

Consider that you might not have to live in a hospital for the last 10 years of your life (however long that may be) if you clean up a bit? Dunno, that worked for me.

When has fighting against authority worked for you?

All my life mate. Never kiss the boot.

Whats the first thing you do when you get into a new hotel room?

Lay on one of the beds.

Was there ever a time when nothing existed or has something always been in existence? Thoughts?

There wasn't time before there was stuff, so something must have always existed for entire duration of time to exist.

A thousand years from now, which things will be possible and which ones will not?

I don’t think we will ever be able to transplant our consciousness into something else, like a machine or another body. I think we will have interplanetary travel by then and sustainable housing schemes on other planets. It’s hard to say the way technology is advancing.

what were your first kiss like ?

It was beautiful. We were in a gazebo overlooking a sunset. I shooed away an annoying friend of mine who was heckling me because I wanted to share that meaningful moment alone with my girlfriend. I remember saying to her "it's like this sunset was meant for us" It was such a positive social experience for both of us and I remember being psychologically transforming for days afterword. It was amazing for both of us. Being 12/13 at the time.

Whats a great food combination no one talks about ?

Black eyed peas and sauerkraut and sausage

What's something that nobody expected to be worth a lot of money?

Bitcoin.

Where does the “future” go after we experience it?

Into the past.

What says “I love You” to you?

The little things.

What is the most random things you've laughed at?

Fart burp

Which Cartoon character would have the most difficult time surviving today in the real world?

Sponge Bob, real world sea creatures eat sponges for breakfast.

American workers, what are some of the conditions you are forced to endure at your employment?

5 10-18 hour shifts per week. Showed up at 930 pm with the expectation of going home at 730 am. Would often be mandated to work thru to 330 pm. One hour commute each way. Average hours per week was 80. Job was working with active members of the Bloods, Crips, Dead Man Inc, Black Guerrilla Family, MS13, and other smaller gangs. Doing that while getting maybe four hours sleep a day drive me to the mental ward. After waking up at a stop light with only my foot on the brake stopping me from drifting asleep into six lanes of traffic, I gained a lot of weight because I would load up on sugar and caffeine to try and stay awake. This made it impossible to sleep. So by the end, I was getting like eight hours of sleep across four or five days working 18 hour shifts with two hour commutes. And the place didn’t bat an eye when I quit. I was the fifth person to quit that week and I quit Wednesday morning after I was released from the mental hospital.

parents of children who have cheated on their SO, how did you react when you found out your childwas cheating on their partner?

It's none of my business. So, I waited for them to talk to me.

What do y'all think is the best country to move too?

Any Scandinavian country.

What's your most traumatizing dream ever?

I was about 6 years old, we had just gotten our first dog and she was sleeping with me in the bed. I had a nightmare that i dropped her by accident and she shattered like a porcelain doll, and we had to throw her pieces in the garbage can. I woke up and saw her sleeping next to me and started crying. I still think about that to this day.

What ingredient is overused in cooking?

Garlic, intentionally. Nom nom.

How could you explain to someone if they asked "what is REDDIT?"

Porn, pet pics, and stupid questions

What is the best prayer song ever?

Amazing Grace

What non-food items can be ingested in an emergency to avoid starvation?

Crocs can be boiled

What philosophy, concept, famous thinker or quote helps you get through tough times?

“Suicide is never the answer…. It’s the question and the answer is yes” Just makes me laugh and forget my problems and no I don’t find suicide funny it’s just a joke