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Is you were to have a single song loop in your mind for the rest of your life, what would that song be ? | I wouldn't want it because i already find songs looping in my head |
What do you think life is all about ,as a fellow human? | As a fellow human? Sir I think you may be mistaken. |
What are current traveling restrictions in Europe? | Europe is not a country. Depends on which country you want to visit. |
What are the top 5 emoji you used today? | r/EmojiPolice I'm gonna have to close this thread up sir |
What video game soundtrack will you never forget? | Wii sports, and Tetris |
Your older sister, younger brother, mom & dad, grandma & grandpa, your oldest childhood friend, and your soon-to-be-fiancé are all sitting at the table with you. WHO are you giving the last chocolate-sprinkled donut to?? | You assume I'm in the same room?
Fool! I made preparations and am in fact, in another town having a drink with friends. |
What song do you most associate with happiness? Why? | This must be the place by Talking Heads |
If humans dive to deep without proper gear they'll be crushed by the waters pressure. How come the same doesn't happen to deep sea fish (like the one with a light over its head) who mostly live around the sea bed? | They have high internal pressure to counteract the pressure of the deep. That's also why they can explode if brought to the surface. |
What song will get the aux cord taken away from you? | Basically everything I listen to. |
What can an individual do to reverse climate change that isn't futile? | Kill other people.... If there are less people then there's less pollution |
[Serious] What is it called when you have an irrational fear of someone recording or watching you through hidden cameras in your close environment or public places even tho you know there are none because it is your own home? | Paranoia. |
What's something that everyone considers healthy but you know it's not? | Breakfast cereal. |
If you could give your child ONE bit of advice - what would it be? | 1 |
What has social media done to you? | Shown me how dumb ppl are |
How do you seduce a women? | Find out her favorite food, then keep some in your shirt pocket. |
How do you take creepshots? | Ya don't. |
What would you do if you were given a knife? | Put them in the drawer with the rest of the collection. |
You have 30 seconds to find 3 boogers. Where do you look? | The side of my son’s bed. He wipes them there, and you could rip your leg open on them once they’re dry. |
What are the best ways to get divorced asap? | Murder. I haven't found any faster way. |
Which serial killer documentary makes you shiver in disgust? | Most of them, and not because of the serial killers. But how long it took for them to get caught and how inept the police were.
Ted Kaczynski's brother outted him to the police years before they caught him.
John Wayne Gacy had criminal records in other States(battery and sodomy of a kid). If the police in his state had that information, they'd have caught him years earlier because he was on their list of suspects for various crimes and disappearances but was overlooked.. he just happened to be the last person his final victim was seen with and the cop who was investigating the disappearance decides to *really* look into him out of curiosity.
Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer. Most infamous serial killers, especially in the US. And so many were caught by accident because a cop accidentally pulled them over and sussed them. |
What's your most embarrassing moment? | I was really high with some friends and their friends whom I had barely met. I was focusing on rubbing my feet against the carpet when I realized that their friend’s voice was glitching out in my head. I was like “FUCK DUDE IM HIGH”. So I giggled and it got really quiet. My friends friend apologized to me and told me he had a stutter. I was super embarrassed and I felt like an asshole because he thought I was laughing at his stutter but I thought I was so high that my brain was glitching out. I think about it every once in a while and I feel the embarrassment all over again |
If your dog or cat were able to file a lawsuit against you, what would they due you for? | Do you really think dogs would sue their owners ? They’re too nice and loyal to do that |
Whats ur body count ? | \11. But with the pandemic it was harder to choose new victims. Fucking covid. I'll beat Dahmer in the next couple of years though. |
What kind of products or services do you wish were invented? | A ray that could eliminate specific memories from your mind. Painful memories, or just the ability to watch your favourite movie for the first time again. |
What are you proudly a snob about? | Coffee. There’s such a difference between good coffee and shitty coffee |
People who experienced medical malpractice, what happened? | Not me but my mom. Years of legal battles, crippling disability and when she finally got paid, Medicare came for the money. |
When you think of Italy what is the first thing which comes to your mind? | England losing |
What absolute advice would you give your 10 years younger self? | Dont mentally fuck urself over for others |
People who discovered a family secret, what was it, and how? | Upon closer inspection of my family lineage I found out Bill Hickock is from my family bloodline. But not the Bill Hickock of the black hills. Mine was the Bill Hickock officer. Got confused when I heard the Hickock family is infamous... Even though my relative was an officer. |
What are some interesting psychological phenomena? | Yawning can be contagious. When a person with high empathy notices someone yawning, they will probably also start yawning, depending on their empathy. |
If a deaf person got their hearing and the first thing they were going to hear in their life was music what song would you pick for them? | Mumble rap. And then ask : "was it worth it?" |
Children of South Asian parents - what is something you've done that could literally ruin your relationship with your parents if they ever were to find out? | Becoming gay. |
What band do you think is overrated? | Metallica |
if humans started to colonize space and you are the one who's responsible for choosing a "world's golbal athem" that we were going to use while colonizing, which song would you pick? | Never gonna give you up |
What are your thoughts on Gabbie Hanna? | Complicated. On one hand her behaviour is horrendous/awful/gross (Jessi Smiles, Rachel Oates) at worst and incredibly innapropriate/childish/unprofessional (Escape The Night) at best. Her inability to take critism or responsibility is not a good look either.
On the other hand, seeing how people talk about her appearance and her music and her art the way they do makes me uncomfortable. Some of it is just downright nasty. People have picked apart every move she's made over the last few years and it's definitely taken a toll on her. I see the way people talk about her, and I do worry. It's hard for me to believe that she's completely playing up all this for the attention and I can't help but wonder if she's using it as a shield. "I'm going to say I'm doing this on purpose so I can feel control in the situation." I've done that before, and it never ends well.
Her music definitely needs some work (some of the lyrics are pretty basic) but it's well made. Her paintings are really nice. I think if she kept her head down and worked at it she could be a great artist. A lot of the comments on her music are all basically 'i would like this if I didn't know who made it'. I'd probably be a casual fan if I didn't know. Like she's not the next Mozart or anything, but some of her songs are really good. And watching her blow it all up is so frustrating for me.
It may just be that I recognize a lot of myself in Gabbie Hanna. Like I've never defended a rapist before or called someone names on Instagram stories or been a YouTuber, but sometimes the way she behaves at times reminds me of myself, and it's scary. I hope that she can find her peace. |
What video game did you massively regret buying? | Every Madden game for the last about 5 years. But I keep going back like they’re an abusive partner in a toxic relationship. |
What is your "No one is going to believe what I just saw" moment? | I know this sounds unbelievable, but that's the point of the thread I guess...
Whilst I don't believe in 'ghosts', as such, because of everything that implies, I have witnessed an apparition. My girlfriend was with me, but she couldn't have seen it from her position. She's tried to offer rational explanations for what she thinks I saw, but none of them fit. It was like vapour, tall and box-like, human-height. It crossed the road right before me. I actually jumped up in amazement and made to follow it, but the encounter was over in seconds. We were on a bridge, and it had disappeared through the bridge wall.
I have a UFO one too, although a UFO can be anything and, whilst it's fun to speculate, a UFO is very unlikely to mean aliens! |
What would be the worst thing you’d do for 1 million? | 1 million what. Pennies, Rupees, Roses. I’d be reading the fine print before I committed to anything |
You're throwing a dinner party and can choose up to 8 guests from past or present, dead or alive who are you choosing? | My mother fucking grandmother and her 7 other personalities. I miss her so much. 🥺 |
People with OCD what’s it like? | I’ve gotta check my door locks and I’ll get back to you |
What's an activity meant for multiple people, but funner alone? | Tbh smoking. I get to control my intake without feeling anxious or pressured, get to have food that I actually want, and I get control of the music. |
What should everyone know? | How to change a spare wheel! |
What is the best comeback you've ever heard? | no u |
What is something you should have been taught in school but weren’t? | How to be an adult. Taxes, mortgages etc. |
Who do you think is the most underrated/unknown marvel hero? | Daredevil or Nova |
Which fact or statistic seems fake but its real? | The Ottoman Empire and Nintendo were both active at the same time. |
People who go to/used to go to therapy, what's your worst experience at a therapist? | They got sexually aroused while I was talking about my sexual assault. Yes I did report him. |
What associations come to your mind when you hear the term 'food waste'? | Children. |
Which is an urban legend that you think might be true? | La llorona |
Who is Your fave DreamSMP member and why? | Grian. His base in season 3 was amazing. The use of prismarine was really cool. You don't really see prismarine being used in Minecraft houses a lot. You'd only see it in swimming pools. |
Apart from tobacco & alcohol, what is the worst habbit? | Staring at a phone screen for hours,with no end in sight.This reminds me,I should go to sleep,Bye.
Edit:My eyes are hurting like hell. |
What are some ice cream flavours that are rare? | These nuts ... |
What is the most important feature you want your future/present partner to have? | a really good sense of humour |
What was a time in your life that perfectly illustrates "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"? | As soon as the company I work for allowed an ableist piece of shit get away with saying ableist shit to me not once, but TWICE- I genuinely don't care about the company anymore. But don't worry; the HR department keeps telling me they did an "investigation" and felt they acted appropriately in regards to what they actually found and did, but they totally can't tell me due to confidentiality reasons- despite *me* being the one who brought it to their attention. |
What current common thing do you think will be found to be harmful in the future? | Not getting be vaccine |
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? | All those dreams where I found myself in a toilet. A different toilet every time.
IT'S A TRAP! |
What Nightmare or “Bad Dream” Have You Woken Up From And Just Had To Laugh At? | Just woke up from a dream where a friend was driving me somewhere and we were arguing. I won, and in response she hopped the tracks and sped into an oncoming train. Talk about petty. |
What’s your top post from all time? | A photo of my bike. |
What are some good ways to improve your vocabulary and writingskills? | Read books. As simple as that |
What do you find boring to do? | Lifting but I still do it |
What fashion trend (clothing/hair/makeup) would you like to see make a comeback? | Disco pants |
Would you rather be male or female for a whole day , and why ? | Well I’m already male so I guess female to see how it’s like for a temp time. |
Is there a word for when you taste something you are cooking, and know it needs something but not what that something is? | Taste testing? |
What is the reason why you don't look into the mirror? | I’m *too* attractive and it catches me off guard every time. |
What’s the most horrific/fucked up thing you’ve seen right in front of you? | Someone got ran over, the lifeless or paralyzed body just lied there while the blood was pooling up under it. |
What’s the most not safe for work thing you did at work? | Well I was dating a coworker and there were many days we were the only two on the schedule open to close.
You can figure out the rest. |
Couples where you don't get along great with your partner's family, how do you make it work? | I ignore them. I loathe every one of my in-laws (MIL, BIL, and SIL)... Racist, homophobic, brain dead, redneck, Trump cult members... and have for the 26 years that my wife and I have been together. The feeling is mutual between us.
We all live within a few miles of one another, but the only time that I see them is usually for the yearly Christmas Eve get-together, where we maintain a stained civility and stringently avoid talk of anything but kids and trivial shit.
It's not too difficult to make it work, as my wife nor kids can stand then either. My wife goes to see her mom on a regular basis, but never stays long and usually comes home bitching about some fuckery that her mom said while she was there.
In the end, I didn't marry her family, just her, so I have no reason to be around them any more than the one night a year, and that usually works, unless her brother comes over flapping his cockholster. He's been threatening (behind my back, never to my face) to beat me up for the last 20+ years, but has never had the balls to step up and give it a go.
So that's how it works - stay away from them. |
What's the worst thing someone you know has posted on social media? | Dude told all his friends to fuck off and publicly said he didn't need anyone. Two days later dude gets laid off and is asking if anyone can hook him up with a job. 3 weeks later he's asking if he can crash at anyone's house. About a week after that he begs for people to venmo him money. Few days after THAT he goes back to saying how he was right no one was a real friend. Well a buddy took him in to try to help him get back on his feet. About 2 years later he kicks him out and he goes on again about how he has no friends. Dude is just a mess. He was handed alot of things and just can't seem to see it. |
What was anything at first that you disliked but after some time you changed your view on it and now totally like? | Sushi. |
Where are you from in the world, and what’s your go-to lazy dinner? | Australia. Roast chicken and baguette |
How would you react if the British crown appointed an English lord as governor of your area? | Thats weird, will join the resistance and the war effort, i'm french |
Where would you travel if there were no covid restrictions? | If I wasn't broke and had time I'd go to Ireland. Grew up there and kinda miss it |
What was the dumbest argument you've ever saw? | There is something poetic about OP asking for dumb things while using bad grammar. |
How do you get a square body type? | Genetics. |
What gives you hope for the future of earth? | There is a big drive to shift to green energy in the more developed countries. If the whole world follows suit, which I'm sure it will, there is some hope at least. |
What's your best drunk story? | Went out with friends in city A.
Got blackout drunk and friends lost me.
Wake up beside a girl in city B that is about 100 miles away from city A.
Girl says she met me in a club in city B.
It’s been 15 years and I still don’t know how. |
What is the dumbest debate/argument you have had? | is a hotdog a sandwich? |
How do you make someone genuinely smile when you take their picture? | Make them laugh. |
What percent (if any) do you generally tip if a nice sit down restaurant allows you to order and pickup at their drive thru window? | You confuse me with the notion that a restaurant with a drive thru could also be a nice sit-down restaurant.
What is an example? |
Why did you cry today if you did? | I miss him, I’m stressed, I’m an idiot ... the list goes on |
What would be the 4 basic skills if you have to make a skill tree for life ? | Breathing
Eating
Drinking
Masturbation |
What's the best type of Bread? | I once had this really good rosemary spice bread, that was by far the best bread I've eaten. I have the recipe, so I'm going to try making some |
What song would you choose to confess your love ? | Jhene aiko and swae lee - sativa |
How do you make friends during COVID? | Ill be ur friend op |
What was the worst movie you ever saw? | Cats |
Anyone else annoyed when you place an order for carryout and there's a sign that says please tip our team even if you're picking up? | No because I can not be a douche and ignore it |
What Films/series can you recall where an actor/actress trips or falls in the background of the scene? | Star Wars. Not a trip or fall, but a storm trooper bumps his head. |
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Poland? | Auschwitz |
What is common sense to you but not to others? | Immigrants are trouble, stop giving them free tickets to 1st world countries |
If you could make one documentary required viewing for seniors in high school, what would it be? | I think “Harlan County, USA” would teach seniors the most directly impactful lessons about fighting for your rights in a working class society. High school really failed to teach students these problems. |
All humans suddenly have animal tails, what type of tail do we all get and what hilarious situations does it cause? | My tail would wag when i see my crush |
You now have an army of geese at your command. What do you use them for? | I would probably just eat them. |
If you could legalize one thing in the whole world what would it be? | Prostitution. Regulate (offer education, prophylaxis, and protection), tax, and benefit. |
What are the three things you would like to tell your 20 year old self? | Stop being lame |
[Serious] what are your thoughts of men who own sex toys? | Why would i have any thoughts about it? It's normal like females with sex toys |
Past and current debt collectors, what’s your best/funniest story? | I’ll go first. When I was a debt collector, I had a woman tell me that “God will pay my bills” I was probably on my 250th call for that day, and was almost going home, so I said “OK, can I have God’s number to discuss the payments?”
She hung up on me |
What famous quote when taken out of context, sounds very wrong? | I can do this all day
- Captain America |
Men of the world what's more difficult driving or cooking? | Driving, because then you have to worry about all the other people who don’t know how to |
What's the one thing you want to do before you die? | Reconcile with my kids from my first marriage. |
You and your friends wanna start a band. What will your band name be and what genre of music will you be focusing on? | Horse Fuckers - [Romanian Orthodox Byzantine Chants](https://youtu.be/lLqJU0P2op8). |
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