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What sites popular 15+ years ago are still used today? | YouTube |
What is the Weirdest place to have sex? | In a morgue |
what is the best bad joke you know? | What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud |
To anyone who a disability or a disorder, what's the worst thing anyone has ever said to you about your disability/disorder? | That i'm lucky.
I can't smell, the wiring from my nose to my brain doesn't work properly so I just don't have a sense of smell at all. It's not the most impactful disability to have, and I get that. I'm not saying it's terrible. But people often say how lucky I am to not smell bad things.
To me, that's like telling a blind person they're lucky because ugly people exist. Like, sure but I'd rather not be lacking one of my senses... |
The Earth abruptly stops spinning on its axis. The survivors are now faced with a 6 month day 6 month night cycle. How do you cope? | What survivors? |
What is the name of the common ancestor of gr8 apes and man? | Dryopithecus:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryopithecus#:\~:text=Dryopithecus%20is%20a%20genus%20of,million%20years%20ago%20(mya).&text=European%20great%20apes%20likely%20went,retreat%20of%20warm%2Dclimate%20forests](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryopithecus#:~:text=Dryopithecus%20is%20a%20genus%20of,million%20years%20ago%20(mya).&text=European%20great%20apes%20likely%20went,retreat%20of%20warm%2Dclimate%20forests). |
What is your most used word? | Fuck |
What's the best feeling insult you ever got? | You're more of a fuck toy, not a boyfriend. |
What’s something that seems impossible and people will call you crazy if you told them, but you are sure that it will happen in the next 20 years? | LOL nothing. It’s already happening. 1984 |
If you had a choice between 10 million dollars or a chance to help all the poor in the world, what would you choose? | How am I "helping" the poor? |
If you could immigrate to any country you wanted, what would it be? What's the reason? | Finland. Apparently holds place one for happiest place on Earth to live. Peaks the curiosity a tad. |
What are some songs that feel incredibly sexual but aren’t sexual at all in the context of the song? | flyleaf - all around me |
What do you guys feel about anal sex without condoms? | Prefer to not get poop on my dick.. id have to really love her lol |
What's not as good as you remember it? | Life |
How do you guys stay calm in a heavily populated area? | Grown up in a city I don't think it's anything unusual |
What’s your favorite food, that if anyone else makes it, it’s terrible? | Oxtail Stew. Its a tough cut of cow to work with but done right is so good |
How do you prevent a stressful job from using up all of your energy, time, creativity and emotional resources each day? | Drugs |
What's the universe even made from? | Never trust atoms. They make up everything. |
People with chronic pain, what are your go-to gadgets to help you manage your pain? | Heating Pads, Weighted Blanket, Aleve, Rest and other prescribed medication. |
What is a piece of life advice you know now, that you wish you knew when you were younger? | I'm curious because for me, it would be to do your own research, on everything, im not talking like essay level, but if someone tells you a piece of information and you're not 100% it sounds right, or even if you are, go have a look online. But be sure to look at facts from all sides, dont just try to support your own truth. I say this because, well, I started doing it, and it's infuriating having to sound like that person that disagrees with everyone because they are chatting absolute shite without realising |
What is ur favorite slang? | The word Y'all're |
What's the worst/weirdest thing you've witnessed at a friend's house? | I slept over at a friend’s house once and woke up before him so I went upstairs to get some water and there I was met with his dad who was standing in the hallway butt naked. Dick and balls just chillin. He didn’t see me so I just went downstairs and laid back down. 20 years later that dad dick is still burned into my mind. |
What's something you've never done that you want to try out? | Sex |
What is the difference between honouring someone and using "Blackface"? How do you decide how to label it? | If you’re painting yourself to be darker in order to imitate/play a black person/black character you’re doing blackface. You’re not honouring anyone by doing that. |
Walking in desert sand, you look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why? | Tf is wrong with u? |
Without being direct, how rich/poor are you? | I can leave my job whenever I want and I wouldn't have to get another one. |
What is something that is equally difficult to do and not do? | Asking for help |
What typical dish would you recommend to a foreigner visiting your country? | servo pie |
What was your Stranges dating experience? | Not a date as such but went over to my friend's to help her through a breakup, ended up hooking up (was my first time), we got along really well so it ended up being casual and quite funny, she was saying she wished I was more vocal when doing stuff so we ended up doing impressions and stuff. She completely lost it at my "sex as the Kool Aid Man" impression.
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We had a lot of weird things in our friendship though, like playfighting over a makeup pen to draw all over each other, and she liked having me sit on the floor by her legs while she was eating and she'd hand feed me food. Was an odd time but I kind of miss it. We're each in relationships now but its a lot more formal and doesn't really compare to our antics. |
If you were attacked by a lion/hyena, how would you defend yourself? | by using uno reverse card, worked like a charm |
What folder do you have hidden in your phone? | Top secret dick pics |
What was the most ridiculous action scene in a movie? | the bride vs the 88 |
Which food seems bad but is surprisingly tasty? | Sloppy joes- they look awful but taste so good |
People who have cheated, how do you cope with the guilt? | On tests? No guilt. |
What's the most unforgivable thing a family member has ever said to you? | “How can I ever be proud of you” |
If you could restructure the conventional work week, what would you make it? | 4 day week, but make Wednesday the extra day off. |
People who cut someone you thought was important to you off, how did you convince yourself that you didn't need them? | It was evident in itself. The behavior was so unacceptable that anything, including their death was better then having them around. When I looked at what it cost me physically, spiritually, emotional, and financially, it made zero sense to associate or even talk with the person. |
What is ur most favorite iconic movie line of all time? | "Honey, where's my super suit"? |
What is your favorite movie scene of all time? | "Do you know what nemesis means?" |
What was the most embarrassing thing that happened when your parents were there? | I had a condom in my pocket and it fell out
I was 13 |
What is the best DIY you have ever done using the strangest materials? | I used old plastic chairs to watertight wooden/osb chair and table feet. |
When was the last time you cry? | 3 years ago |
If there was a world-ending catastrophe, would you rather survive in a hellish world or die, and why? | Hell is fine when you’re the devil |
What was the absolute WORST movie you ever watched in your life? | Z for Zachariah |
What porn category shouldn't exist? | Animal and child |
What is the best mobile game you ever play? | Clash Royale, Subway Surfers and Crossy Road |
What's your most embarrassing moment? | OP here, left my adult toys out to dry after cleaning, forgot about it then went out to buy groceries, came back to see the cleaning ladies walking out giggling :)
Been very careful most of the time but since the room service comes in to clean every 2 days ( condo's policy bc of covid) so i guess it's bound to happen at some point. But man I feel so stupid, I'm gonna see the ladies for the rest of the time staying here, 3 times a week :")The worst part is that I intended to put the toys away b4 they came in, but read an email n forgot about it. This will be the regret I think about everytime i go to sleep. |
If you could jump into the future one year what advice would you give your future self? | Definitely to exercise. |
What do you regret looking forward to? | The Phantom Menace |
Who is your celebrity crush? | Jennifer Lawrence |
How are you REALLY doing? | Fucking exhausted bro |
Assume, today is your last day on this earth. How would you like to spend it? | Kill myself first to assert dominance |
What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? | Head butting |
Today Robin Williams would have turned 70 years old. What are some underrated movies he played in? | What Dreams May Come |
If you were president of United States what would you do? | fuck the first lady |
What's the most beautiful place that you have visited and why? | Tulum, Mexico.
There was this one cenote (a water source that goes down very deep) in a cave system underground which was half submerged. At one point, there’s this opening up on the cave with a beautiful, rich, colourful jungle on the surface and a boulder at the centre with a tree growing out through the hole onto the surface and beautiful, blue coloured birds fly around there. It really is like a place from a fairy tale. |
You can pick anyone to host SNL who hasn’t already. Who do you choose and why? | Barak Obama. |
Whats in your attic? | Reminiscing ravens regaling rhythms reluctantly.
Seven sinister sneaky spiders.
Two trespassing, tall timid trolls. |
If you had all the time in the world what hobby would you learn? | Fly fishing. 100% |
What is your "this person is instantly an asshole" moment? | If they litter, they're trash themselves. |
As far as I can see, the plan of our worldwide governments is to, more or less, sternly wag a finger at Earth and morally condemn it's "crimes against humanity". So, what can we, on individual basis, do to combat climate change? | As an individual the best you can do is be smart about how you use energy, and... consume less.
Oh and stop breathing. |
What was a situation that went from bad to much much worse? | The United States (in general)...circa Jan 20, 1981. |
What TV series had the worst ending? | Dexter
Lost
Game of thrones |
If we live in a simulation where are the bugs? | Everytime you have a dejavu moment it's a glitch |
People who live in apartments - what’s the weirdest thing / quirk about your building? | It's so quirky how my neighbors are loud af at 3am |
How do you make yourself sleep in the nights where you can’t fall asleep? | Smoke weed. |
If you switch gender for a day what would you do? | I would take as much dick as I could. I shit you not, for scientific analysts. I wanna see the difference between a woman’s orgasms and a mans. |
Who's your favourite scientist? | Feynman. Weird dude. The strange theory of light and matter book is super cool. |
If you could have any superpower, what would it/they be? | Invisibility, and if I can pick more than one then also teleportation |
What is a good way to get out of a relationship without having to break up? | Convince your partner to go poly. Secretly find them
a near perfect person to replace yourself with. Have them break up with you because they don't love you anymore. |
What is something unusual and weird in Modern day banking system? | The entire thing. |
What's an example of a chain only being as strong as its weakest link? | A chain with a link that’s badly bent. |
What is your best “I’m so glad I saved that!” moment? | Screenshotting a comment reply I wanted to save |
What is the funniest/best executed pop-culture parody in a TV Show or Film? | For me, Family Guy’s parody of Little Shop of Horrors’ ‘Somewhere That’s Green’ song with Herbert the Pervert replacing Audrey is the greatest parody of all time.
Absolutely perfect character/performance, makes me laugh every time I think of it. |
Why most of the people find cringe the music in their own language? | Fr, that Bollywood soundtrack is fire |
What golden advice did you learn in your life? | Just because something isn't your fault doesn't mean it isn't your responsibility. |
How do you greet strangers? | i dont |
Your username is how the only thing that can save the earth from an asteroid, what is it? | Vagina the size of China to swallow it whole |
What's the biggest turn off in a guy? | Controlling and possessive behaviour |
What's an example of a fool and his money being easily parted? | People playing slots at casinos. |
What’s something you wish you could experience for the first time again? | Ejaculation |
You can change one thing about your other half, what would it be? | I'd have Terminator legs so I could kick things across the room and stomp shit up!
Edit: I just saw the other comment and realized I misread the title... |
What's the best commercial you have watched and is still stuck in your head? | German commercial.
A dad is in the store with his little shit sack toddler. Kid wants some cereal. Dad says no. Kid has a nuclear meltdown, goes ape shit, running around screaming, knocking things off shelves, shrieking, spinning on floor. Camera turns to the dad looking miserable and slowly a durex condom appears on the screen.
10/10 best sales pitch ever. |
Why the fuck would you not wash your ass? | Some men think it's gay to wash their ass and dick. No this is not a joke, I have heard about this before |
What's the worst example you've seen of someone biting the hand that feeds them? | My dog bites me every time I give him food. Starting to think in putting him on a diet. |
What’s in your basement? | I live in California. Basements aren’t a thing :( |
[Serious] Which Person in history actually did things for betterment of society and not for his/her selfish interest ? | Robin Hood? |
What is something that you thought was consistent around the world but is actually not? | The toilets we have in the US. Big shocker when I moved to Mexico and we literally had a toilet seat sitting up on top of a hole that would be covered up later on |
What is the magic trick to stop biting finger nails? | Cover your nails in shit for a couple of weeks, you will soon stop |
What's the most tragicomic experience you have had? | well, i got lost in a fair for like four hours when i was little, so that is very terrifying at that time |
what is your view on love? | You initially feel the hormones rushing through your body making you feel very happy, after a while this will fade but you keep having this peace of mind, this feeling of contentment, everything is fine moment when being with the one you love. |
[serious] how would you defend yourself against a lion or hyena? | Run. |
What are some books that expand our mind? | wide books with lots of pages dropping from 40 ft on to my head. |
You don't have to sleep for the rest of your life. What's the first thing that comes to your mind that you would do in the extra time you have now? | Nothing. I'll waste that extra time too |
Tomorrow you can wake up to any news headline you want, and it will be true. What do you pick? | World infected with the Empathy Virus. People all over the world have spontaneously started treating with basic human decency. |
Imagine a group of bullies force you to become one of them (against your will). This means you will bully their victims with them (which includes your best friend). What do you do? | bully the bullies |
Retail workers, what is your “customers are not always right” story? | Someone recently (today) trying to use a no mask note from a doctor when it had nothing to do with our business |
Whats your prediction of the future that you believe will come true? | The housing market and possibly the economy in America will collapse |
What is something that's normal to you but others find weird? | Being on time. |
How can you tell if someone has a secret feelings for you? | You can't, it's a secret |
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