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What is your least favorite house chore?
Putting away clean laundry
What's a good game to play while watching/listening to something?
Bloons tower defense games, i like watching stuff while playing snowrunner but you end up looking at the video for a bit too long and end up in a ditch or hitting a tree, also, most puzzle games, and mobile games are good, stuff like minesweeper, sudoku, flow, etc.
What is your favorite color?
Green
Whats is the worst mistake you had done in a video game?
Playing Skyrim for hours without Saving and then the game crash
How hard is it to completely start over/ relocate?
Depends. For me it was extremely hard, for others its the main thing they need... a new environment.
You are in surgery and you suddenly can see and hear every thing around you, what would you do?
Speaking from experience. When I was six I underwent an operation and was overweight. The doctor that was administering the anaesthesia didn't take that into account and I have a a feint memory of how I open my eyes a little and everyone in the room collectively goes "SHIT". Didn't feel anything but was very strange seeing thatm
What is the weirdest thing you have thought about in the shower?
That none of the posts form r/Showerthoughts occured in a shower
Is having extremely loud and numerous farts normal when you wake up?
You're probably snoring at night. I get them too
Qhats the first thing you do when you get off work?
Take off my bra Nah, I'm not wearing one anyway
What's the 1st novel/book you've read?
Pogo and Pip
[serious] What are some credible, easy to digest climate data to cite when running in to climate sceptics?
Well, here in germany, it is very obvious. We haven't had snow before Christmas. Then it really hit hard going to -17°C and over a meter of snow. Then, a week later it was +17°C, it felt super warm, and soon temperatures climbed over 20 just to fall back down and for it to start snowing again. This happened about three times this spring and now we were hit by some major storms and lots of rainfall. The worst flooding event since World War two hit us just a week ago.
What is the greatest power ballad in rock history?
[Sweet Victory ](https://youtu.be/cUZNXgIXM1c)
If you found out your partner is cheating on you what would you do?
Just left. (There was no if in this situation)
What is your favourite game?
I'm REALLY into Genshin Impact rn Honorable mentions are: Dying Light, Little Nightmares, Detroit Become Human, Life Is Strange, Crossing Void
What’s the proper way to fulfill your sexual needs as a teen?
Bang dick against wall until you can't feel it anymore.
What is one country that you would always visit again and why?
Japan, I enjoy the culture and how peaceful it is.
What would you do if you suddenly realized political correctness has gone too far?
It has already.
How is a vegan lifestyle not unhealthy?
You can get everything you need on a vegan diet. Its harder sure but its possible. Meat doesn't contain anything special that you can't get anywhere else aside from taste
Which terrible show do you watch anyways?
Family Guy. There is something just so comforting about the fact that the show could stay constantly shit in an ever changing world.
What is the best movie you have ever watched?
Terminator 2. It’s the Sistine chapel of action cinema.
What's the first song you would play to an alien?
.... never gonna give you up. Mean the bragging rights would be worth it
Which famous quote is most improved by adding “Spring break, bi***es!”at the end?
All we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us. Spring break, bi\*\*\*es!
What’s your “that’s a cap” moment?
My hat stand in the hallway
You just woke up as jeff bezos, What's the first thing that you do?
Give every single Amazon employee a $10,000 bonus, $20/h, health care, 401k, paid hour lunch break. Sell my stock, donate most of the money to charity, spend the rest of my life in Barbados on the beach
Who would you have to criticize in your country to immediately enrage a large part of the population?
The Irwin family
What the best pickup line ever?
I want to call you beautiful, but I can't! Why not? Because beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet.
How does your body and mind react to stress?
My autistic tics start acting up, and my mind is focused only on fixing the problem that is causing me stress. If it's something out of my control I become very grumpy for a week or two
What are your top 3 rules for navigating life?
1.TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES 2.SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU 3.AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN
What will the future of war look like?
As Albert Einstein said, “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
What policies could the government implement to improve people’s health?
Sugar tax(corn syrup tax as well)
What life hacks have you found to be particularly effective?
Folding sheet sets and putting them inside one of the pillowcases. Much tidier and easy to find everything.
Without mentioning where you are from, what is frog speak in your country?
Bonjour
How have standards of beauty changed in your lifetime?
A fat ass used to be a bad thing. Plastic surgery was uncommon and looked down upon
What is the most calming image you can conjure up in your mind?
Me and my gf cuddling
What album do you think is 0/10?
Every rap album
Aside from Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough, who are some other speaking-voice superstars?
James Earl Jones
What was the moment you knew the friendship was over?
When the only person who ever started conversations and reached out was I
What's your favorite song that's from before you were born?
War Pigs by Black Sabbath
What's the most epic comeback by a nerd against a bully that got the bully humiliated?
It wasn't rally a nerd but I remember in P.E. there was this one lad (we'll call him Jim) who was a bit of a bully, he resided to pull down the wrong guys shorts. I don't know what possessed him to do it, the other guy ( we'll call him Jonny) wasn't small, in factct he was a bit of beast, I mean he had a full beard at 13 and was built like 30yo man. So anyway Jonny is talking to a bunch of girls and Jim thinks it would be funny to pull his pants down. Jonny then turns and delivers the most savage uppercut I've ever seen. I swear he lifted off the ground (or at least that's how I remember it). It was quite a specticale.
what are the weirdest things people have tried to fuck?
A PS5
Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
Yes. I've always wanted to be retired.
What is a relationship deal breaker for you?
Tattoos
Would you ever take back someone who cheated?
No if they cheated on me once who's to say they won't do it again
When do you think a person is ready for marriage?
Judging from your questions you want to get married to someone that your parents don't like? How long have you been together? Why don't your parents like them? How old are you 2?
What kind of parent do you think you will be?
No parent. I do not have kids, I don't want kids, I am too old to have kids. I am happy with that.
What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?
My parents don't play a role in my life, never really has
You wake up as the protagonist of the last movie you watched. Without naming the title, what is going on and what is your goal?
Boy who lives in the poorer part of town loses his best friend (moves to richer part with dad). Boy wants to be with friend again. Gets given a green jade teapot by a "God"... no further spoilers... :)
What’s an ideal weekend for you?
do something with the boys
What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex?
what does this mean
If you can change your name right now. What name will you pick?
Why is this nsfw? Were you expecting me to rename myself pussyblaster69?
What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
That I’m emotionless just because I struggle with showing what I feel
What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder?
Not a chance in hell this is not a bot.
If you were to be one fictional character for 24 hours who would it be?
Dr Strange..I'd love to have some fun with space-time.
What happens if Jeff Bezos sells all of this shares at once?
Literally not an option, like there are rules that restrict when and how a CEO can sell their shares.
What game have you played so much that it left lasting impressions or affected your behavior in real life?
For me, the standout is Tony Hawk's. I would be walking along the street and if I saw a railing, I would mentally prepare to press x to jump and then triangle to grind.
Why did your last relationship end?
I didn’t have a kitchen knife set. She didn’t think that was an attribute of adulthood.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
ignorance
Why do you think you’re still single?
Because I have fallen for you
What is your greatest fear?
My greatest fear is being asked what my greatest fear is.
Who are five people you are closest with?
one friend i still have from school my parents dog the cows i see in a field thats on my regular bike ride the people at starbucks drive thru thats it
What’s your favorite beer?
vodka
If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
No more rich people or bureaucrats
What could you call a life without parents?
Orphaned
What was your longest relationship?
Woman looked at me once
What made you choose the college you went to?
Literally the only one I could afford.
If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be?
Relax! Have fun! It’s not going to get any better, have fun while you can!
What food could you not live without?
Pickles
If you could move to any city ,town or village in the world to live permanently, which city would you choose and why?
Moscow. It's huge and has lots of things to do. It is neither poor/dirty/polluted like many asian or african cities of similar size, while also not having ghettoization/ethnic neighborhoods like western ones.
What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested?
A little lady I rescued screamed when I entered the room to talk to her about the investigation, two investigators decided that I resembled the dangerous guy to her, I probably committed the crime and tried to process me. It was filled with flaw and was actually found false before any of it went big.
What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do?
Feel and understand someone else's emotions like normal people can.
Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been?
Iceland!
Where do you usually get your news?
I don't. News are too much toxic negativity. Ignoring them is the way to go.
What's something you'd love to be written on your grave?
"He died as he lived, like a fucking idiot"
What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years?
Have to find out what tide pods taste like
What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far?
My kids are great.
What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken?
Scrolling through new just to see this….
How do you think people see you?
with their eyes
Whats a word that changes meaning with an extra space in between?
nowhere / now here
If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be?
My entire teenage life, I'd like to try that again.
If you could have anybody else’s life, who’s would you take?
That rock's i met yesterday laying in the tree shade.
What fictional character do you most relate to?
Naruto
What job would you want, if money and time weren't issues?
voice actor. robin williams made that shit look magical.
What song/artist can you wholeheartedly deem a guilty pleasure?
When in the mood I love listening to Kpop. I just don't get the whole cult thinking around the artist. I just like the beeps and boops.
If you could take us anywhere in the world right now, where would you take us?
I'd go to your computer and disable the bot you used to spam out so many posts
What sports event/result is impossible to accept?
Dez caught it
If you could re-do one mistake or regret what would it be, and would you honestly change it?
There are two women I turned down. Wish I hadn't.
What's the most scariest night terror you've ever experience ?
Most of the time you don't remember night terrors, thats one of the big differences between night terrors and nightmares.
What is the most unbelievable reason you've been late to work/school?
Grandma died eating my alarm clock
Tiktok, instagram and Twitter are popular sites for teens nowadays. But what sites were popular for teens in the 2000s?
MySpace
What is a real life glitch that you have experienced?
I saw a clone of myself in my home. Its actually really fucked up.
What are you most challenged by?
Existentialism
Would you rather live (permanently) in a roller coaster park or in a zoo? Why/ why not?
Zoo, animals keep doing weird shit, a Roller Coaster doesn't change, you would get bored of it in a week.
Which singers have technically bad voices but you love them anyway?
Old Dirty Bastard was my favourite member of the Wu-Tang but he probably had the "worst" singing voice RIP ODB
what do you do when it seems that being kind and speaking the truth are at odds with each other?
Get really stressed.
What is something you at first thought would be boring, but you actually found it very fun?
Assassins Creed Valhalla.
What is the most illegal thing you own?
Nice try FBI
How old and with whom was your first kiss, tell us about your feelings?
We were 14, it was my first girlfriend, it was a goodbye kiss, just a peck, but it was very exciting and literally the last interaction we had in person that day, so the feeling stretched on for a while. 13 years later, here we are about two weeks from our first born turning one year old.
People who watch anime, what anime would you pick to instantly get another season?
attack on titan
What’s your prized possession?
Not exactly 'possesions' but companions My wife (I love her so much. She's so out of my league it gives my inner idiot a stroke every time I look at her) My dog... she's fucking amazing and so smart.
Did you verify your YouTube account with your ID card? What are your thoughts about google, checking your location, knowing your identity, what you are searching for?
No I didn’t. Personally I’m not opposed to it but the idea of ID to make social media could be dangerous for some people and shouldn’t be something to be desired