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Is it normal to feel the second dose right away? Why or why not? | Covid vaccine, I felt the side effects right after getting the shot 2min ago is that normal?
Had to write it like this so it won’t get removed, I‘ll delete once my question is answered |
When was the time where you met someone and you immediately realized the person was extremely toxic? | When they constantly bring up politics in almost in any type of conversation. |
What is the first thing you notice in M/F? | either their smile, hairstyle or fashion |
What is the best (bad) joke ? | what happens when a brown chicken and a brown cow has a baby?
they have a brown-chicka-brown-cow
THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST JOKES EVER!!!!!!!! |
What everyday substance will kill you by drinking just small amount? | You might find the answer here:
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ |
Real and Fake (Copies of) Card Games. What's really the difference between the two other than the authenticity and price? | They can feel and look different. Other than that, not much. |
What is the most aggressive music you know? | Deathcore trash or grindcore trash |
How do you say goodnight where you're at? | With your mouth |
How would a 9/11 type event be reported on today? | The terrorists were white supremacist nazi Republicans targeting only those poor African American workers in the buildings. |
the entire world is catching fire, what do you do? | My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. |
What's your favorite book with a unreliable narrator? | House of Leaves |
You wake up and notice you look like Luigi. What do you do? | Be second player 2 |
If you could ask one question to ONE animal - what would it be? | Who's a good boy/girl? |
If you could describe your mental state with one movie, Which movie would it be ? | The big lebowski |
What did you pray for as a kid? | Believe it or not, a bigger dick |
Who profits off the Olympics? | Television networks and corrupt Olympic officials. |
What do you think is the meaning of life? | 42 |
What song was ruined for you because it was in an ad, movie, or series? | Super nova black hole by Muse because it was used in that awful baseball scene in twilight |
What was the most awkward moment you’ve had with your parents? | When my dog found my mom dildo and i had to return the dildo but my mom walked in on me putting the dildo back |
What's the weirdest law in your country? | It's illegal to mow your lawn in your underwear on sunday. |
Ladies, how do you know you are having an orgasm? | Your brain evaporates and your body is KINDOF electrocuted in a good way. You don’t think you just feel and it feels good. And after you feel super relaxed but also like you want more because it feels fucking great. You will know when it happens. Don’t stress about it happening, just do what feels good and think about whatever is hot to you in the moment- keep going with that, it can be different things different times and sometimes it’ll take a while. Be patient with yourself, it’s not a race, just enjoy the build and the momentum, try not to over think it and just listen to your body, experiment with different rhythms and pressures, maybe soft and slow maybe hard and fast. Listen to your body, be patient and don’t stress, you’ll get there. |
What's the best 3am YouTube video? | Peppa pig movie final rtx in 4k |
Why do you like Nickelback and hate Nirvana? | I dont. I hate nickleback and love nirvana |
[serious] What is your creepiest glitch in the matrix moment? | There's a whole sub for that. Been reading it lately. Creepy stuff. |
What are you never going to open at any price? | Emails from “~Stacey 🍑who wants to suck your dick tonight 🍆💦👄” |
why did beforeknightfalls delete some of his sfw audios on youtube ? | omg i noticed it too, the "early mornin cuddle" he deleted it n much more. actually i don't really kno the reason why but i've heard tht he's on a relationship rn n it rlly breaks my heart (tbh i feel so jealous ahaha) |
Why did you marry and what changed after you married? | I became a bad ass motherfucker...
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>!It means i got hemroids and kids...!< |
What was an accident that could’ve ended badly for you but you’ve miraculously walked away from? | This is really incredibly minor, but I was doing something in science class with a bunsen burner and I was adjusting the flame height. The long part of the nozzle (it's late and I can't remember what it was called) came loose and the flame started shooting out the bottom instead of going through the chute. Instead of cutting off the gas like a normal person, I reached in and tried to fix the issue myself by tightening the connection. So I basically put my unprotected hand into an active burner (which gets as hot as 1500C) so nothing else happened. Fortunately, and stunningly, nothing happened to me, but I could've caused serious damage to my hand, and the wild flame could have been pretty damn bad. |
You cannot die for a whole day, what do you do? | I mean, I still don't want to be in pain |
You just switched souls with an animal, what is your idea on intercourse with an animal when you're in an animal's body? | What a terrible day to be able to read |
If you had the superpower to change the state(plasma, solid, liquid, gas) of matter, what would you do with that power? | turn the semen in your balls into a solid. |
What is the best Audience reaction(s) you've ever had while watching a movie in a theatre? | "Yes! He is WORTHY!" |
What is a normal headline nowadays but would have sounded absurd a few years ago? | "Do your part to save the world by staying at home watching movies" |
You’re stuck in the worst memory you have for a week, where would you be and how would you survive? | My son dying. If I had to relive that one minute, I don’t think I would survive.
Sorry, but it’s the worst memory and experience I’ve ever dealt with and wouldn’t wish it on a soul.
Edit- sorry I posted this twice, it said I didn’t post |
What is the creepiest thing someone has done to you? | Fart on me on public transit. Random stranger. Got off the next stop. |
Why do all the rich people in movies not have cases on their phones? | Product placement. |
[Serious] When have you felt most sexy? | After a hard workout, muscles aching, covered in sweat. |
What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you? | A Old Lady on Bus payed for me for no reason. She said "Let me pay for you". It was epic |
If your own body odor was turned into a perfume, what would it be called? | Da Good Stank |
Who's work or actions have saved countless lives? | Ashton Kutcher and his fight against human trafficking. |
Which two sports would you combine to create a new sport? | Paintballing + GoKarting = PaintKarting |
Which female vocalist has the most "beautiful" voice? | Morgan Freeman |
What’s one piece of paranormal evidence that is irrefutable? | If there was such evidence it would be called science, would it not? |
Whats the craziest and most unbelievable thing you have witnessed in person? | I was out on the gulf at night, lightning struck off the stern and I saw ball lighting floating over the water . |
What are the top 5 most important or essential jobs/professions in the world? | MLM sales person. The oils are Essential. |
What's the biggest dog you've ever read? | Clifford is the biggest dog I've read |
what is a movie that is considered one of the best, that you found boring and disappointing? | The sixth sense, guessed the ending right at the start and since I heard it had a twist ending spent the whole timing thinking hopefully this isn’t the ending, but it was. |
What is the best musical instrument? | The human voice. |
What makes you aroused that most people would be surprised by? | Size Difference. |
In what situation do you switch from being quiet to straight up psycho mode? | Driving. The incompetence of others can really set me off... |
What are the most important things to talk about with your spouse to be before getting married? | Who gets to poop first |
What are some scary war stories/facts? | Many young girls were raped and slaughtered during the Vietnam War. There’s even a serial killer with a cousin who was in Vietnam, when he got back he showed him pictures of girls being forced to give him and other soldiers blowjobs and even one where a girl’s severed head was held up to his crotch. |
You wake up in your bed with a clone of yourself what do you do? | Make out with it, probably |
What would happen if every country in the world became debt free? | Just a year zero elimination? Or do debtors also get paid? |
What's the one food item that you could eat for the rest of your life? | Eggs, I use them for everything |
What is on dark web? | I don’t know, I couldn’t really see anything when I went there… |
What's something you thought was cool but isn't? | Smoking |
What is a moment in life that activated your fight or flight mechanism and what happened? | Sophomore year of high school, we were making lanterns in theater and a kid sliced off the tip of his finger right in front of me. Ran to grab paper towels, wrapped that shit and told him to go see the director because I would’ve passed out right then and there |
Does anyone else feel like we’re heading towards some form of societal collapse? | I’d get off the internet for a bit and go talk to your neighbors. This place (the internet) is designed to make you feel anxious and scared so you keep coming back. Talk to your community and see for yourself.
My answer is no. |
Which soundtrack is actually better than the movie? | Queen of the Damned |
How do you identify the dad that's the best at grilling/BBQ in your neighborhood apart from the posers? | The best grillmasters put a lot of time into preparation and planning. Much more effort goes into prep, planning, and presentation than actually grilling/smoking.
For instance, when I smoke a salmon I wash and dry the fish then pack it with a mix of brown sugar, salt, and spices before it rests in the fridge overnight. Then I take it out, wash the mix off and drain the liquid that's been drawn out of the fish before returning it to the fridge for another overnight so a [pellicle can form](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pellicle_(cooking)). The actual time on the smoker is only a few hours at 150 and I carefully monitor the temp of the meat so I can pull it at about 130 internal temp. This leaves the fish smokey, tender, moist, and the right balance between flaky and solid. Total prep time is about a day and half while actual cook time is 2-3 hours. I've got other similar preps and stages for ribs, brisket, and such. |
What for you is the most heartbreaking movie scene? | The latter half of 7 pounds. I know that's multiple scenes but by that time it's a pretty heart wrenching film. |
What is a cooking tip that you wish you’d have known when you first started cooking!? | Always wash rice |
What’s in your closet? | All my closeted things |
Who's the Goat of UFC Jon Jones or Khabib Nurmagomedov? | Khabib, no controversies around his fights. The way he pretty much dominated his whole division was crazy. Only guy he failed to take to ground and dominate was laquinta if I remember correctly. Also dude fought a bear. |
What would happen if Trump becomes president again? | M E M E S |
What time is it now? | 10:17 |
What only happens in anime/manga? | Lesbian Dragon Harems |
Which actor is perfect for the role of batman? | William Dafoe. But his costume should be green, and maybe instead of a bat we make it more sinaster... Like a demon or goblin or something... And change his name into something cooler liiiike the... Green... Goblin |
What is the worst accent you've ever heard in a movie or TV show? | Dick van Dyke in Mary Poopins. |
If aliens invaded earth, what's that one horrible thing you'll show to scare them away? | The messed up experiments that humans did to themselves |
what is a movie that is considered one of the best, that you found boring and disappointing? | Black Panther. I will binge watch however number of hours necessary to get caught up in the MCU, but Black Panther is not worth my time of trying to get through again. Once was enough. |
Do you have any skinless pics on Instagram? Why or Why not? | I ain't a snake pal. |
What's so bad about declining birth rates aside from slower economic growth? | Social security will collapse, retirement age will rise, the old will live much worse than they do now. |
What movie had no business being as good as it was? | Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
Such a horrible movie. Bad acting, horrible script, low budget… somehow it’s still the funniest movie I’ve ever seen |
Your username is in the headline on the front page of the newspaper. What is the article about? | Ice hotel smoke detectors fail, guests drown in fire |
You are on death row and order your final meal. You are told you will live the rest of your life this way and will be given the same last meal everyday. What do you order? | Yakisoba(if I can change it up every day since the base ingredients are the same. Meats can be changed easily. If not just beef is fine), chicken fried rice, wanton wrapped cheese rolles, with a side dish of curry rice as made in Japan, with a strawberry milk shake, Dr pepper, and a pint Neapolitan ice cream for dessert.
This meal will kill me, and I WILL LOVE EVERY LAST SECOND OF IT. (Dairy and soy allergies. I will die the happiest woman in the world) |
What did you have for breakfast? | disappointment, I check the mirror each morning and I get a full serving |
What Is The Weirdest Fetish You Have? | Not mine but my girlfriend has this weird fetish were she dresses like herself and acts like a bitch. |
What is your favorite non-sexual physical sensation? | When i pee after holding it in for a long time |
Whats the worst 'Take your kid to work day' job? | Kamikaze pilot |
Boyfriend is so used to oral that he cannot have sex now (no errection). What is the best solution for this? | Cut him off for a week, no bj, handy, or masterbation allowed (sorry brother), if he does not tear that pussy up after the break there is something more going on. Might want to talk to a relationship therapist. |
At what point in your life did you say to yourself: "Here it is, adulthood.."? | Ass hair |
People with family in the porn industry. How did you find out? | She pulled out a camera. |
You are someone in the farthest west of the USA who has Received a letter from the farthest eastern part of China and they ask you to deliver bread and butter pickles to there home on foot, how can you achieve this without any form of transportation with the acceptance of a boat? | COME ON MAN |
If the world united under a single government or form of governance, what would be the best possible model of worldwide governance? | Probably NOT the United States system
As an American, I do not regret this statement |
If it exists what does your heaven look like? | Honestly just a warm day with a nice breeze where I can hang out with my mates. Don’t really need anything else |
What is the best happy/uplifting song? | Evisceration Plague |
[Serious] What are some signs that someone crossed the line between casual drinker and alcoholic? | If drinking starts to negatively affect a person's work or home life then its become a problem, and you might call it alcoholism. |
Recruit a team for a 10 yr space mission with 1 character from a movie, 1 from a TV series, one from a book (with no movie adaptation), who is in your team? | Mark Watney from the Martian(Movie)
Alex Kamal from the Expanse(Show)
Jasmine from Artemis(Book) |
What is a song from the 90s that changed your life? | I believe I can fly, didn't really change my life but it's a good uplifter
Fuck r.kelly though |
You invented the purge, Question 1: What crimes if any, would remain illegal? Question 2: Would it last 12 or 24 hours? | Rape and pedophilia are off limits and if someone is caught committing those acts they get automatic death sentence by being burned alive or jumped until beaten to death. Other than that anything goes |
What is the best way to intodruce yourself to new people? | Hey, how’s your butthole? |
If you could time travel without changing the timeline what would you do? | Invest in bitcoin. |
What album has no skips? | Jane Doe by Converge
Obzen by Meshuggah
From Mars to Sirius by Gojira
The Anthropocene Extinction by Cattle Decapitation
...and Justice for All by Metallica
Wisconsin Death Trip by Static-X
The Blackening by Machine Head
Blood Mountain by Mastodon
The Direction of Last Things by Intronaut
Times of Grace by Neurosis
Static Tensions by Kylesa
Red by Baroness
Deconstruction by The Devin Townsend Project
Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera
The Truth Hurts by Pro-Pain
Electric Youth by Debbie Gibson |
[Serious] What is something you wish people would just 'get over'? | That you don't need other people to validate yourself. What happened to I'll do me, you do you |
What is the most genius life hack you came up with yourself? | DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SHOVE A FIREWORK UP YOUR ASS TO FLY. DO NOT. |
What will you never get bored of? | Videos of children getting hurt, but not injured |
What's the first thing you do after waking up? | Bully reposters |
If you were given a chance to choose on how you die. How would you want to die? | quick and painless |
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